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New Orleans Ranks 2nd in List of 10 Best Places in United States To Get Into The Holiday Spirit

here are some cities that shine like no others during the holidays. Some glitter with thousands of blinking lights, while others celebrate the season in ways all their own. AOL Travel has rounded up ten of the top places to have a jolly good time in the entire United States. New Orleans landed the No. 2 spot following New Your City. According to AOL.COM, "New Orleans celebrates the holidays with a twist: Christmas New Orleans Style is a month-long festival celebrating Papa Noel. Every corner of the city comes alive with glowing lights, festively decked out streetcars, and candlelit caroling. Take a tour of decorated antebellum homes, listen to the sounds of riverboat caroling cruises, catch a special Christmas theater performance, shop along the French Quarter, or sit back and enjoy the view on a carriage ride. There is also a traditional lighting of a 12-foot menorah at Chanukah at Riverwalk, as well as several New Years celebrations throughout the city." The remaining 9 rankings include: 1. New York, New York The City That Never Sleeps simply cannot be topped during the holiday season. It seems as if every street and window in Manhattan is decorated in dazzling displays. The mere thought of Christmastime in New York brings up images such as the high kicks of the Rockettes at the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, window shopping at Macy’s or Saks Fifth Avenue, and taking a spin around the Rockefeller Center ice rink. For some more off-the-beaten path things to do during the holidays, check out the Origami Holiday Tree at the American Museum of Natural History or give cross country skiing a shot in Central Park. Even with the cold wind blowing, there are endless ways to get into the holiday spirit in New York. 3. Orlando, Florida With dazzling daily parades and spectacular light shows, celebrating the season at Disney World is one surefire way to feel jolly around the holidays. Stumble into Disney’s Street of America and find yourself watching a spectacular light show, dramatically choreographed to holiday music. There is also Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmastime Parade, nightly fireworks, a snowfall on Main Street, and meet-ups with Santa — plus all the attractions that make Disney special all year round. For both the young and old, joining in the holiday spirit at Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party is an unforgettable experience. 4. Asheville, North Carolina Christmas at Biltmore, America’s largest home, is a classy affair. George Vanderbilt first introduced his new home to family and friends on Christmas Eve, 1895 — a celebration that is continued during “Candlelight Christmas Evenings” at Biltmore today. The estate is decorated with dozens of Christmas trees, miles of garland, countless strands of white lights, and thousands of ornaments. Lend an ear to a choir group singing in the glassed Winter Garden, or step back in time in a ballroom where dancers dressed in vintage attire glide through the room. By day or night, Christmas at Biltmore is sure to get you in the holiday spirit. 5. Las Vegas, Nevada Everything about Las Vegas is larger than life, and the holidays are no exception. Every casino along the strip tries to out-do its neighbors with over-thetop decorations. The Bellagio Fountains dance to Christmas music and Fremont Street is decked out in red and green neon. If lucky, you may even be able to take your winnings to the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace or the Grand Canal Shoppes at the Venetian to help spread the holiday cheer. Take a break from the center of action and head to the Winter Lights Festival at Springs Preserve, where an eight-acre garden is lit with a half-million sparkling lights. If visiting Las Vegas around the holidays, be sure to make reservations, as rooms and restaurants fill up fast. 6. Wheeling, West Virginia One town that takes the holiday spirit seriously is Wheeling — especially if you are looking to be wow-ed by Christmas lights. Set in the hills above the Woodsdale area of Wheeling is the main attraction, Oglebay’s Winter Festival of Lights. This six-mile drive is decked out in one of the largest Christmas light displays in the country. There’s a twinkling snowflake tunnel, a six-story tall poinsettia wreath, and more. Even Snoopy and the gang make an appearance! Other holiday activities in Wheeling include the “Fantasy in Lights” Christmas parade, and a special, ongoing Christmas party at the Kruger Street Toy and Train Museum. If you need some extra cash for Christmas presents, cross your fingers

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the "official" dish ...from 8 Bethlehem for the holidays is the German-style Christkindlmarkt, where over 150 artisans peddle handicrafts, Christmas decorations and food. The market is set up every Thursday through Sunday from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas on Spring and Main Streets. There is no better way to get in the holiday spirit than picking out presents for your loved ones!

NOLA Softball League to Host First-Time Bourbon Street Classic Softball Tournament Dec. 10-12

ore than 500 player participants from 31 teams will converge on New Orleans December 10th through 12th for the Bourbon Street Classic (BSC) Softball Tournament and associated social events. In its very fist year, the BSC reached capacity and had to turn teams away by October. Teams from around the country are coming to the BSC, including Atlanta, Austin, Birmingham, Dallas, Houston, Nashville, Orlando and San Francisco. Teams are divided into three Divisions of Play based upon skill levels. The teams will compete all day on Saturday and Sunday, December 11th and 12th, at La Salle Park in Metairie. Spectators can enjoy the competition under covered bleachers; concessions and beer are available. Admission and parking at La Salle Park is free. In addition to the competition, there are Host Bars and social events every night where locals can come meet the visiting guest athletes. * Friday, December 10 Welcome Party at The Country Club 11am-5pm Host Bar Napoleon’s Itch 7pm til ? * Saturday, December 11 Art Against Aids at Canal Place 8-10pm Host Bar Oz 9pm til ? * Sunday, December 12 Host Bar The Bourbon Pub 9pm- Midnight Host Bar 700 Club Midnight til ? For more information about the BSC, visit BourbonStreetClassic.COM. NOLA Softball League (NSL) is a co-ed, not-for-profit organization. Its mission is to foster a positive environment for recreation and socializing through amateur slow-pitch softball, while supporting NSL sponsors and our community’s charitable organizations. NSL membership is open to all individuals, without prejudice. Visit NOLAsoftball.com for information about the Spring Season.

Garden District Christmas Concert will be presented at the Church of Our Lady of Good Counsel (Good Shepherd Parish) on Sunday, December 12th (“Gaudete” Sunday), at 4pm, 1307 Louisiana Avenue, New Orleans. Featured at the performance will be sopranos Phyllis Treigle, Cyril & Libbye Hellier, and Melissa Brocato; tenor Kevin Rouchell; flautist Louis Hackett; and organist Brian Morgan (Director of Music at Good Shepherd Parish), as well as the Good Shepherd Choir. Composers heard will include Adolphe Adam, Johann Sebastian Bach, Calvin Hampton, Franz Liszt, Taler, Antonio Vivaldi, as well as Gregorian Chant. There will be no charge for admission.

on the evening of Tuesday, December 14. Awards will be given in five categories: Best Commercial, Best Balcony, Best Door/ Window, Best Hotel and Best Overall. Prizes include engraved plaques and gift certificates to Santa’s Quarters at 1025 Decatur Street. Winners will be announced at Christmas Caroling in Jackson Square on Sunday, December 19 at 7pm. Patio Planters President Adrienne Hartsock said,” The French Quarter, with its beautiful architecture, presents a unique canvas on which to showcase our holiday spirit. We hope this contest will give visitors an additional reason to visit the area at Christmas time!” All are invited to call or email cochairmen Janelle Masden 504.522.4402, HiJanelle@cox.net) or Stephen Swain 460.1816, stephenswain@bellsouth.net) to make certain that a particular address is considered in the judging. Since 1946, Patio Planters, a volunteer organization dedicated to the preservation and beautification of the French Quarter, has sponsored Christmas Caroling in Jackson Square. The event is free and open to the public; candles and song sheets are provided to all who come to rejoice in the spirit of the season.

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A Little Christmas to Benefit Le Petit

Lords Art, Wine & Cheese Afternoon Dec. 12

hether finishing up your Christmas shopping or just getting started, you are sure to find that special something for those on your list at the Lords of Leather Art, Wine & Cheese Afternoon on Sunday, December 12th at JohnPaul’s, 940 Elysian Fields. From 2 to 4pm view the work of several local and regional artisans including Scott Brady, Jamie Hayes, Grey Cross, Dale McElwee, and others while tasting fine wines and sampling gourmet cheeses. Artwork on display will be available for sale by the artists. Wine may be ordered by the bottle or case with the proceeds benefitting the krewe. Additionally, there will be both silent and live auctions of artwork, collectibles, and a fully decorated leather themed Christmas tree. A $10 donation is requested at the door. For more information, visit LordsOfLeather.COM.

A Garden District Christmas Concert Dec. 12

ll French Quarter residents and businesses are encouraged to decorate festively and make this historic New Orleans neighborhood sparkle for the holidays. The Board of Patio Planters, the garden and service club of the Vieux Carre, will judge French Quarter Christmas Decorations

e Petit Théâtre du Vieux Carré will hold four benefit performances of the original holiday musical A Little Christmas on

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the "official" dish ...from 10 a day with us on Sunday, December 19 – with the show at 3pm, then Caroling in Jackson Square at 6pm, and an after-party with libations for the young and young-at-heart in our beautiful courtyard. The theatre is located at 616 St. Peter Street on Jackson Square. For tickets, call the box office at (504) 5222081. Le Petit Théâtre du Vieux Carré is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit performing arts organization passionately dedicated to presenting the highest quality theatrical performances to entertain and educate the diverse population of the region and enhance the economic vitality of the greater New Orleans area. By offering a full season of contemporary and classic dramas, comedies, musicals and children’s productions, the theatre embraces the work of the city’s professional artists both onstage and backstage, all the while nurturing and mentoring up-and-coming talent with its array of outreach programs in New Orleans and the surrounding areas. For more information on events and lepetittheatre.org.

NOGMC Concert Set for Dec. 17 &18

ew Orleans Gay Men's Cho-rus (NOGMC) is in re hearsal for their 2010 holi-

day concert, An Animated Christmas. The first half of the concert includes arrangements of many traditional holiday favorites and new pieces NOGMC hopes will become audience favorites. From the boisterous Throw Open Your Shutters to the haunting Coventry Carol to the tight harmonies of White Christmas and Christmas Time is Here, there is something for everyone to enjoy. The second half of the concert is a celebration based on your favorite misfit characters from the animated holiday shows of your youth. From the Grinch and Cindy Loo Who to Dancer and Rudolph to Julia Child (?), all the misfits are represented as they find their way to true acceptance. In New Orleans, the concert will be Friday, December 17, at 7:30pm at the UNO Performing Arts Center Recital Hall. The Baton Rouge Concert will be Saturday, December 18, at 7:30pm at the Unitarian Church of Baton Rouge at 8470 Goodwood Boulevard. Tickets will be $15 in advance and $18 at the door and are available at NOGMC.COM. For the fourth year in a row the New Orleans Gay Men’s Chorus has been the proud recipient of the Gay Appreciation Award's (GAA) Performing Arts Award. NOGMC is very grateful to the community for their continued support going on now for 28 years.

Remembered.COM Offers Free Online Memorials for AIDS Victims

emembered.COM - the online memorial website in honor of World AIDS Day is offering free online memorials on behalf of any victim of AIDS or complications from HIV. The social networking service is also free for all family and friends to use to share the life and legacy of those who have been lost. Remembered.COM allows anyone with a computer to easily create an online memorial and send to their friends, family, and co-workers via email or Facebook. Those notified can inform others, offer condolences, or make donations to the charity of the departed. Traditionally, newspaper obituaries, emails, and phone calls would be the primary means of communication. It offers loved ones around the world faster and more dynamic interaction. The website was among the first to incorporate social networking into coping with the loss of a loved one, helping those left behind to surround themselves virtually with others who can exchange fond memories. A dedicated URL is created that is easy to share with others. An online photo share allows registered users to contribute photos, comments, and condolences with each other from every corner of the world. ”Truly a person’s legacy is best defined by those they shared their life with,” said Andrew Jorgensen, President. “We feel this is a great way to bring awareness to people and show respect for those who we’ve lost in this long and tragic battle.” The offer is good for any memorial created through December 31st, 2010 and is validated by using a coupon code at checkout: PREVENTAIDS10. To create a memorial, visit http://bit.ly/ eV9ATV

Civil Rights Leader Leah Chase to Receive ACLU of Louisiana Award

eah Chase, restauranteur and stalwart of the civil rights movement in Louisiana, will be presented the 35th Annual Ben Smith Award by the ACLU Foundation of Louisiana. This award honors people who have demonstrated a commitment to the advancement of civil liberties in Louisiana. It is named for the late Ben Smith, a founder of the ACLU of Louisiana and a civil rights lawyer who was arrested for his work to end segregation and for participating in mixed-race gatherings. Chase, best known for her family’s restaurant Dooky Chase, is often forgotten for her bravery during the 1960’s

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when simply meeting with someone of another race was a crime in Louisiana. Leah and her husband, Edgar “Dooky” Chase, opened a back room in their restaurant for the use of civil rights workers – and risked both arrest and the loss of their business. During the heyday of segregation, her restaurant was the place of refuge for civil rights workers, and it was one of the only places where blacks and whites were allowed to socialize together. “Leah Chase is a true beacon of civil liberties in Louisiana and in the United States,” said Marjorie R. Esman, ACLU of Louisiana Executive Director. “We’re proud to honor the woman who helped bring Ben Smith’s dream of racial equality closer.” A dinner honoring Leah Chase will be held on February 12, 2011 at the New Orleans Marriott at the Convention Center in New Orleans. The keynote speaker will be National Urban League President and former New Orleans Mayor, Marc Morial. Information on the dinner in honor of Leah Chase is available at laaclu.org.

Palm Springs Leather Pride 2010 Welcomes Record Crowds

alm Springs Leather Order of the Desert announces that by all measures, Leather Pride 2010 was a huge success. ”The enthusiasm for this year’s event was simply overwhelming,” said Bill Spinney, PSLOD President. “We had record crowds at all of our events and fantastic feedback from the attendees. It’s gratifying to know that our efforts to build on last year’s successes were so very well received.” Despite the addition of 100 seats, Friday night’s Formal Leather Dinner once again sold out. The new location and menu were both praised as outstanding. The evening’s other main event, the Tool Shed/Gear Leather Backlot Party saw its largest crowd ever—and the largest crowd of the weekend—with over 1800 in attendance. Saturday night’s centerpiece Mr. Palm Springs Leather Contest and Recon Victory Dark Dance drew over 850 attendees, causing the Fire Marshall to consider closing off the venue at one particularly crowded moment. Mr. Tool Shed Leather, the heavily tattooed home assessment specialist and chain bondage enthusiast Drew Kramer, earned the Mr. Palm Springs Leather title for 2011, while Phoenix’s DJ Doom kept a large, sexy fetish crowd on the dance floor until well after 2am. Sunday’s Turning Up the Heat Pool Party/Barbecue and Elbow Grease Soaked Tee Shirt Contest drew another record crowd of over 325 people to the playful Helios Resort. The [continued on 13]

the "official" dish ...from 12 weekend’s closing event, the Tom of Finland Foundation Benefit Beer Bust at The Barracks, was packed and reached overflow capacity several times throughout the evening. Though final figures are still being tabulated, Leather Pride was most definitely a financial success and the Order expects to be able to gift the community with sizable charitable donations from the weekend’s proceeds. For complete weekend coverage and extensive photo galleries, visit the Leather Pride Event Page on Leatherati.com.

tions in order to send suspected gay service members to combat zones overseas, only to re-open the investigations when service members return from deployment. That stark fact high-

lights that the military doesn’t agree with the very premise of the law – that openly gay service members would disrupt unit morale. It’s time to repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ and let these

patriots serve their country.” For more information on the National Defense Authorization Act, please visit: www.aclu.org/ndaa.

Pentagon Report Adds Critical Support For Ending “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

report released by the Pentagon found that a large majority of respondents to a survey of active-duty and reserve service members and their families say that ending the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy barring lesbian and gay service members from serving openly would not have an adverse effect on military operations. The House of Representatives has already passed a bill to repeal this unconstitutional policy, and President Obama and Defense Secretary Gates have both called for the policy to be repealed. A federal district court has already ruled that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is unconstitutional. The policy has been allowed to continue while that decision is appealed. The American Civil Liberties Union calls on the Senate to finally end this law by passing the National Defense Authorization Act. According to James Esseks, Director of the ACLU Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Project: ”It should be no surprise that allowing gay and lesbian people to serve openly in the military will have no detrimental effect on the armed forces. We know from court cases that the military suspends ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ investiga-

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Rikki Redd & Hope host Thanksgiving @ Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Koo, Terri, Olive & Marty celebrating Thanksgiving Friday @ The Friendly Bar

Tommy & staff welcome guests to Oz Thanksgiving weekend

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Bruce serves up Thanksgiving cocktails @ Corner Pocket

Princesse Stephaney & Miss Billy in for Tubby’s Golden Lantern’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Candi Riedl singing live @ The Friendly Bar The Men of Oz were showstoppers Thanksgiving weekend

Miss Ashlee & Anthony in for Corner Pocket’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving weekend with Oz bartenders Joe & Robert

Jesse & Charles kick off Drink & Drown Sundays @ the Parade Thanksgiving weekend

Daughter Christy joins Dad Marlow & Mom Nancy on their 63rd Anniversary, & Hal @ The Friendly Bar Manager Lance & bartender Jimmy behind the bar @ Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Princesse Stephaney host Drag Dingo with manager Glenn @ Oz GM John & bartender Tommy kick off Thanksgiving Dinner @ The Double Play Corner Pocket Bar Baron Michael Elias carves us his Thanksgiving turkey

Getting some of The Double Play’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Marcy Marcell celebrates her 63rd b-day with Regina Adams @ JohnPaul’s

David & Jerry join Thanksgiving Dinner @ Corner Pocket

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Chris & Ambush’s Tony pop in for the Parade’s new Drink & Drown Sundays

Lipstixx @ the Parade Thanksgiving Sunday

Giving Thanks ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Rip Naquin

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ctors’ Equity of New Orleans presents Divas Take Action, a one night only event, on Tuesday, December 14 at Le Chat Noir. The evening stars five New Orleans and Broadway divas. Big Easy Award winners Amy Alvarez, Troi Bechet, Meredith Long, Jessie Terrebonne and Broadway veteran Leslie Castay bring their unique style and energy to the stage joined by their one woman orchestra, pianist Jonne Dendinger. Mad Men original cast member Bryan Batt lends his wonderful talents in a guest appearance. All proceeds from this superb evening of entertainment go to Season of Concern, Chicagoland theatre community’s fundraising effort for those affected by HIV and AIDS, as well as the NO/AIDS Task Force. All these performers are donating their time to what will hopefully will be an annual event. Tickets are $50 and includes a $5 bar tab. A portion of each ticket is tax deductible. Tickets are limited so order soon. To purchase tickets go to cabaretlechatnoir.com or call 504.581.5812. Le Chat Noir is located at 715 St. Charles Avenue.

Bartender of the Month: December The holiday season is upon us and 'tis the season to get your drink on. My choice of bartender for the month of December is someone who has not only been a bartender for many years, but now owns one of the hottest new gay bars in the city. I am talking about none other than Matt Giglio from the 700 Club. His natural charm makes him a favorite with all his patrons. Along with his partner, Mike Cookmeyer, the

700 Club has made quite a name for itself in the gay community from its onset. I believe that service is everything and Matt instills that quality in all of his employees. But it is more than that, it is his straightforward approach to bartendering. He treats every customer who walks in the door with the same professionalism whether they are a regular patron or a tourist coming in for the first time. Customer service is key in maintaining business and Matt drives that point home. Unfortunately, I wish more gay businesses followed his strategic plan. Another great attribute Matt has is his easygoing nature combined with a sexiness that keeps the guys coming back for more. Think a very hot Sam Malone from Cheers. Matt looks very at home behind the bar and that quality shows, which makes him one of my favorites for bartender of the month. So go and check Matt out at the 700 Club located at 700 Burgundy Street.

Graceland!!!

A replica of the Peabody in gingerbread in the hotel lobby

Elvis’ dining room @ Graceland

Spamalot Is Here

he Tony Award-winning Best Musical of 2005, Monty Python’s Spamalot will be in the Crescent City from December 14 - 19 at the Mahalia Jackson Theatre. Spamalot is lovingly ripped off from” the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like the film, it is a highly irreverent parody of the Arthurian Legend, but it differs from the film in many ways, especially in its spoof of Broadway theatre. Monty Python member Eric Idle wrote the musical’s book and lyrics and Mike Nichols directed the original Broadway production which one three Tony Awards. For more information and tickets, go to mahaliajacksontheatre.com or the Mahalia Jackson Box Office. For group discounts call 504.287.0372.

Elvis’ living room @ Graceland

The duckmaster with his ducks before the processional in the lobby of the Peabody

Ambush's Tony Leggio with Elvis’ pink Cadillac

Going Gaga During Mardi Gras

December Bartender of the Month Matt Giglio

riday Night Before Mardi Gras (FNBMG) is going Gaga this Carnival season. Extravaganza XXII: Mardi Gras Gaga will be at the Audubon Tea Room on Friday, March 4 from 9pm to midnight. This is the Mardi Gras ball where the guests are the tableau. This costume extravaganza is one of the best parties during Mardi Gras season and it helps many worthy causes. FNBMG is a 501c (3) charity incorporated in the state of Louisiana and [continued on 17]

Some big holiday balls were the hit @ Collierville Mall outside Memphis

Elvis’ den @ Graceland

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The Serenity Garden @ Graceland

Thanksgiving in Memphis, Tennessee ~ Photos by Tony Leggio

Divas Take Action

under the gaydar ...from 16 dedicated to raising funds for local HIV/AIDS charities and support groups. In the past, FNBMG has donated over $130,000 to various agencies in the city. This year all proceeds will be used to help several different organizations such as the NO/AIDS Task Force, the Gay Easter Parade/Food For Friends, Forum for Equality, Lazarus House, Belle Reve and the LGBT Community Center . With a theme like Mardi Gras Gaga, you know this event will be off the charts. I started going to this event two years ago and I am hooked, so much so that I am on the board for this organization. That is how much I believe in what this organization and the people involved are doing. Picture an incredible evening filled with beautiful people dressed in amazing costumes dancing, dining and drinking. There is an incredible auction along with one of the best raffles ever that includes several fabulous prizes such as two tickets to the Lady Gaga concert and numerous gift certificates. So be a part of this thrilling evening fit for royalty. After all, aren’t we all queens in our own right. To order Extravaganza XXII tickets and host packages or to obtain more information about FNBMG, please go to FridayNightBeforeMardiGras.COM or call 504.733.3311. Get your Gaga on!

Thanksgiving with the King

hanksgiving has come and gone and over the past few years it has become such a special holiday for me, one that I look forward to all year. Ever since my father passed away in 2005 and the devastation that Hurricane Katrina had brought on my life, I have come to realize that family and friends are the most important thing. So in 2006, I started a tradition that has been going strong for the last four years. My mom and I take a bonding road trip to somewhere fabulous to get us into the holiday spirit. Each destination combines shopping (which we both love) with holiday festivities. In the past we have been to Natchitoches/Shreveport, Mobile/Foley and Pensacola/Destin. So this year we decided to do something totally outrageous and spend a long weekend in Memphis and it is one of the best times we have had so far. We started our lovely road trip at 6am on Thanksgiving morning. The drive was a mere six hours and it gave us time alone where we could talk. Our lives are so busy and rushed it seems like we never have time to just catch up on things and just relax. Six hours was enough to do just that. We talked about everything and anything, it was nice. We arrived at the downtown Marriott on Second Street and checked into our rooms. The hotel and staff were just wonderful and the service was top notch. That night, we took a cab to the world famous Peabody Hotel where we had some cocktails in the fabulously decorated lobby lounge. The two story Christmas tree cast a festive light on the atrium area. We watched as the ducks played in the Peabody’s lobby fountain which was cut from one enormous piece of travertine marble made and shipped from Italy for the hotel’s 1925 opening. The exquisite floral arrangement adorning the top of the fountain is changed out every other day in the middle of the night. At 5pm promptly, the duck handler dressed in his finest red jacket came down and laid out the red carpet. After a brief history on the duck march, he opened a marble gate and the ducks followed obediently down the red carpet and into the elevator to the thunderous applause of onlookers. We had a front row seat for this noteworthy processional. I had always wanted to know the history of the

march, so here it is. It seems that back in 1933, Frank Schutt, General Manager of The Peabody, and a friend, Chip Barwick, returned from a weekend hunting trip to Arkansas. The men had a little too much Jack Daniel’s Tennessee sippin’ whiskey, and thought it would be funny to place some of their live duck decoys (it was legal then for hunters to use live decoys) in the beautiful Peabody fountain. They instantly became a hit. Three small English call ducks were selected as “guinea pigs,” and the reaction was nothing short of enthusiastic. Soon, five North American Mallard ducks would replace the original ducks. In 1940, Bellman Edward Pembroke, a former circus animal trainer, offered to help with delivering the ducks to the fountain each day and taught them the now-famous Peabody Duck March. Mr. Pembroke became the Peabody Duckmaster, serving in that capacity for 50 years until his retirement in 1991. After the March, we went for a delectable Thanksgiving dinner at the hotel’s Capriccio Grill, an Italian steakhouse,

specializing in pasta dishes from La Bella Italia and US prime steaks and chops. Our server was Anthony who was truly informative and entertaining, not to mention very cute. The food was spectacular and my steak was tender and mouth watering. The following day, known throughout the retail world as Black Friday, we hit the stores early. For this, we went to Collierville, a city right outside of Memphis, to a wonderful outdoor mall called the Avenue Crossing, which was bustling. Usually I stay away from malls during the holidays, but this was differ[continued on 18]

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ent, with it being outside, I did not feel confined or crowded, in fact it was downright fun and we got some incredible sales. Then we left there and went to their downtown area which is a picturesque town square filled with cute shops with antiques, gifts items and various other wares. We had a coffee while we strolled around this scenic area that looked like it was taken right out of a Norman Rockwell painting. They had everything you would think of seeing in small town USA, gazebo in the center of the square, a large holiday tree decorated to the hilt and even a log cabin that was restored from the Civil War. We had lunch at Gus’s World Famous Fried Chicken. It was truly scrumptious and the bacon/jalapeno hush puppies were to die for. The service was good and the meal was nice, but world famous, I do not know, I think that may be a matter of opinion, my mom’s chicken is pretty spectacular. After lunch, we went back to the hotel and recharged our batteries for dinner at one of Memphis’ top restaurants. We dined that evening at the Majestic Grill and it needs to be put on your list of places to eat when you visit the city. The Majestic Grill was originally built in 1913 as the Majestic No. 1, a silent picture house that entertained Memphians for three decades. The restaurant gives diners a glimpse of the heady Hollywood days of old with the largest private movie screen in the city showing silent films and classic movies, you feel like you are center stage in an atmosphere that reclaims the cinematic glory of the dawn of the silver screen. From the beautifully restored Beaux Arts décor to the award wining cuisine, I can see why The Majestic Grill was named 2008’s Best Restaurant & Best Overall Downtown Restaurant. After dinner, we toured the South Main Arts District and took a trolley ride down the famous thoroughfare. We started the next day by taking a morning drive to the neighboring town of Tunica, Mississippi for a little gambling. We drove down casino row and settled on the Harrah’s Casino where we gambled the morning away. After a little blackjack and fun time on the Lord of the Rings slot machine, we left the casino and went to the Tunica Outlet mall. We shopped briefly and then we were off to the whole reason we came to Memphis. We arrived at Graceland in an excited anticipation. I hadn’t been there in over twelve years and my mother had never visited so I was eager. We got the platinum VIP passes that allow you into everything and started with the mansion. OMG, I love Elvis, I can truly see why people called him the King. He oozed fabulousness out of every

pore in his body. We took the shuttle through the white gates up the drive to the main house. The entire walkway was aligned with blue holiday lights and a huge life size manger was erected in the front yard. The house was decorated for the holiday which made it even more special. We entered the home and I was immediately greeted by a hot looking docent who informed me I could not take flash pictures. I asked if he could help with the settings on my camera and he turned all my dials to the right positions, if you know what I mean. Nothing like a handsome redhead with strong hands to get the day started off right. Anyway, I digress, the house was more than just a snapshot of the seventies, it is a museum chronicling the life of one of the most famous entertainers of our time. You cannot help but love Elvis. From the moment you enter his drawing room with the stain glass peacock adornments and white Christmas tree, you know you are in for something special. Those who say that the décor is tacky, have no vision and imagination. He designed each room to be a gesture of his personality and then he took it to the nth degree. Tremendous! And as you travel from room to room, you feel his spirit in everything. The jungle and the billiard rooms were my favorite. After we toured the house, we went on the grounds to the racquetball court which has been transformed into a huge display chronicling Elvis’ career. Then you enter into the trophy room, which was just breathtaking to see all the awards and accolades bestowed on this entertainer. Next was Elvis’ grave site which is located in the Serenity Garden. It truly was peaceful and for a moment I felt sad to have been so young when Elvis died at the age of 42. I would have loved to have seen him perform in concert. Can you imagine seeing his show in Vegas, it would have been spectacular. But you can get a dose of Elvis when Cirque du Soleil introduces their new show entitled Viva Elvis at the Aria Resort and Casino. After the mansion, we toured the car museum. This is a car collectors dream complete with Elvis pink Cadillac, Harley-Davidson motorcycles, Stutz Blackhawks, a 1975 Dino Ferrari, a 1956 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible and the red MG from Blue Hawaii. Also some newer additions to the Elvis Presley Car Museum include his Rolls Royce sedans (one was in purple my favorite color), 6-door Mercedes Benz limousine and Elvis’ John Deere 4010 tractor that he used on his ranch and at Graceland. After the car museum, one of my favorite parts of the tour was next, Elvis custom jet collection. Elvis purchased a 1958 Convair 880 in April 1975 and named it Lisa Marie after his daughter. The plane has a living room, confer-

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ence room, sitting room, and private bedroom, as well as gold-plated seat belts, suede chairs, leather covered tables and 24-karat gold-flecked sinks. Elvis’ smaller Lockheed Jet Star was customized by the star with a yellow and green interior. The man knew how to travel. There were several other exhibits like his Hollywood career, but one stand out newer exhibit was the Fashion King, which has many of Elvis’ costumes and jewelry on display. The man had a style all his own, and he liked to be flamboyant, like a very straight version of Liberace. My Graceland visit has to be the highlight of my trip to Memphis. You definitely need to make a pilgrimage to the home of the King before you depart this world. It should be on everyone’s bucket list, you will not be disappointed. Once you have seen Graceland, where do you go next, well we went to one of Memphis prize museums called The Pink Palace, don’t you just love the name. There we saw their adorable holiday exhibit that includes over two dozen trees decorated by area organizations and an animatronic holiday display. Then we toured their permanent natural history exhibit and planetarium. We finally after the busy day of sight-seeing returned back to the hotel. Our final night we had one of the best meals of the trip at the restaurant McEwen’s on Monroe, a delightful eatery downtown just steps form the trolley line. The service was impeccable and the rabbit appetizer was just splendid. Also, I highly recommend the Osso Bucco. The décor was quaint and that night the dining room was packed, but that did not hamper our superior service. This restaurant needs to be on your top ten list of places to dine at in Memphis. Memphis does have a gay scene but unfortunately on this trip I did not get a chance to visit any of the numerous clubs. Besides, that last night I went for drinks at the hotel lobby bar where as luck would have it I ran into a hot little rock performer in town doing a gig. So I had fun creating my own jungle room back at the hotel. The following day, we bid good-bye to Memphis and drove back to New Orleans stopping briefly in Jackson, Mississippi for shopping at Target, still had some shopping left in our system, then we stopped again for lunch at a Cracker Barrel in Brookhaven, Mississippi. Usually I do not eat at that restaurant, but since we were on a Southern tour, it just seemed fitting. Besides, I had some of the best service there than I have had in many restaurants recently in NOLA. And, I am a sucker for their gift shop, it is always full of cute useless crap that you never need, but want anyway. So to finish off how was my Thanks[continued on 23]

under the gaydar ...from 18 giving holiday. It was a memory of a trip with my wonderful mother that I will cherish always.

Out of the Frame and Off the Wall Reminder

ust a reminder that Art Against AIDS: Out of the Frame and Off the Wall will be held at Canal Place on Saturday, December 11. The 24th annual holiday gala features some of New Orleans’ finest art, entertainment and cuisine from some of the best restaurants in town. There is also a marvelous retail area featuring ornaments made by children from surrounding schools. New this year in the retail area will be the hot New Orleans Firefighters selling and signing their calendars and Tales of the Cocktail will be selling some of their merchandise. A portion of these proceeds will benefit the NO/AIDS Task Force. There will be an exciting DJ this year spinning some of the hottest dance and holiday music. Adding to the festivities, featured entertainer Josh Duffy from Logo will make an appearance and sing some hits off his new CD. He will also have his CD for sale in the retail and will sign them afterwards. From the incredible art to the free flowing libations, this is one party not to be missed. The Patron Party starts at 7:30pm with the gala and auction following from 8:30pm to midnight. Tickets start at $50. For tickets or more information, call the NO/AIDS Task Force at 504.821.2601 ext. 2601 or go to NOAIDSTaskForce.ORG.

show that is filled with humorous banter, witty repartee and emotion filled dialog. After Dark is directed by William Powell and runs December 8 - 11 and December 16 - 18 at the Shadowbox Theatre located at 2400 St. Claude Avenue. All performances begin at 7pm. Tickets are $15 in advance and $18 at the door. For tickets, go to http:/ /afterdarknola.eventbrite.com.

A Miracle on Fulton Street

t is snowing in New Orleans every hour on the hour at Fulton Street. Harrah’s New Orleans has brought back their Miracle on Fulton Street and it is bigger and better than ever. Bring your entire family out or take that special someone for a stroll through the magical lighted tunnel filled with decorated white Christmas trees and changing colored LED lights. From the brightly colored fleur di lis ornaments hanging from above to the thirty foot Christmas tree, the holiday spirit is alive in the air. This winter wonderland brings the glitz into the holidays with artificial snow falling every hour. Besides having photo opps with Santa, there is live reindeer, face painting, balloon clowns, live music, a Macy’s holiday store and much more. Come for the decorations and have dinner at one of the many restaurants on the Fulton Street Mall or inside the casino. This event is family friendly, but adults will find it magical as well, and afterwards, check out Masquerade for some dancing and partying. For more information on Harrah’s or Miracle on Fulton Street, go to HarrahsNewOrleans.COM.

A Christmas Catastrophe

Theatre News

ere is another reminder that Jeff Mallon, aka Elizabeth Bouvier, will star in Big Bell Productions’ presentation of the Southern premier of After Dark, an autobiographical play written by Steve Kluger. It is a romantic comedy of two gay men finding, losing and possibly reclaiming the great love of their lives. Trenton Perez also stars in the two person

hat is actually the name of Cathy Fox’s holiday fundraiser to benefit St. Anna’s Food Bank on Sunday, December 19 at 6:30PM at JohnPaul’s. There will be holiday drink specials, a live and silent auction, a 50/50 raffle, special performances and a few other surprises. The evening is hosted by none other, than my muse Miss Cathy Fox. The cover charge for this event is a mere $5 at the door and it all goes to a worthy cause. The Lords of Leather are one of the main sponsors of this event. This is a great opportunity to give back to those less fortunate to hopefully make this a special holiday for them. JohnPaul’s is located at 940 Elysian Fields.

A Stritch Connection

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What in the gay hell,“ was all I could say as Elizabeth Bouvier and I stood in the bedroom of a very beautifully decorated condo we had just barged in on a few minutes

prior. We were looking for a male escort named Easy Bake Oven Lance who was with a client and may be the key to a blackmail plot against Elaine Stritch, I mean Cathy Fox. He was with a client and we rushed in the room to see who it was and before us in the bedroom dressed in a beaded evening gown stood Tami Tarmac. “Wow, this is not what I expected,“ said Elizabeth. “What are you two doing here?“ “We needed to talk to your man whore for a moment,“ Elizabeth answered. “Hey, I don’t appreciate that comment. I am not a man whore, I am a sexual artist,“ Lance said folded his arms against his broad chest. “Whatever Casanova,“ Elizabeth said. “Now Tami before we get to chipmunk cheeks over here, what are you doing and what did you mean when you said you are ready for your crowning.“ “She likes it when we role play,“ Lance spoke up. “I play a judge at a pageant and I put a crown and sash on her. She cries, her mascara runs, I even have an applause track that I play at the right moment.” “That’s pretty kinky,” I was not sure where this line of questioning was going to lead us. “Sounds pretty suspicious to me, Tami, tell me have you been blackmailing Cathy Fox, or better yet maybe you made your little Easy Bake here do it for you,“ Elizabeth walked into the kitchen from the bedroom and started fixing herself a drink. “Make yourself at home,“ Tami said sarcastically following her out. Lance and I joined them. “So what if I was, Cathy has enough crowns and sashes to last her a lifetime. I just want one crown, I want to win once, only once. Is that so horrible?” “No it is not, but why go after Cathy’s crowns.“ “Tony, I do not want a used crown, I want to win one of my own. I hate to disappoint you, but I am not the one after Cathy’s crappy little tiaras. I want a crown with substance. I want it to be so heavy that I get a headache after wearing it for more than five minutes. As you can see I am a girl of some substance, so I need a crown that makes me look petite and feminine.” “You better drop a chandelier on your head then,” Elizabeth downed her cocktail. “And, you are almost out of vodka.” “Look you skinny waste of a woman….” “Tami, Elizabeth, this is not helping. Lance tell us about you.” “I can honestly say, that after Cathy dumped me for that Vespa Vic, I was angry at her, but not enough to take her crown. I would run her down with my car, but the sashes and other stuff mean nothing to me,” Lance added.

“Well that is a relief, well I am glad we got all that stuff worked out, lets do a little tequila shot Tami and make up, it will also help to take the edge off,” Elizabeth said as she pulled out some shot glasses and poured the tequila. “I am out of salt,” Tami sat at a barstool by the kitchen counter. Lance and I stood on either side of her. “Got it covered,” Elizabeth said walking over to Lance ripping his shirt open and lifting him on the counter. “What the hell are you doing?” “Quiet man toy, we need salt and you look like you would be a little salty morsel.” She pushed him down on the counter and rubbed a cut lemon on his neck. “You ruined my shirt,” he said squirming. “Put it on Tami’s tab. Now what you need to do is stop moving or else I will be forced to use the tazer on you.” He remained still as Elizabeth and Tami did their body shots off of him. “Ohh, I got a hair in my teeth,” Tami said trying to spit it out. “I hate that, I wish more men would manscape. Down there too, if you got my drift.” She winked at us. “Tony, you want a shot. I am not sure if he plays on your team, but I am sure for the right price he would go an inning or two.” “I think I will pass, thanks though.” Lance got up from the counter and wiped off. “By the way, why exactly do they call you Easy Bake Oven Lance?” “Because I have an amazing appetite and probably one of the best “Oh my,“ Elizabeth cooed. “Trust honey, he can work his magic down there like no one’s business,“ Tami said shuddering slightly as she though about it. “I am like the muffin man, I start my tongue a wagging and I make women’s yeast rise.” And with that answer , I knew we were done with this line of questioning. We were running out of suspects, and there was only one person left. Elizabeth and I left Tami’s condo and returned to the car. “Who is the last guy left on the list,” she said. I stared at the name and just shook my head. “What is it? It can’t be that bad.” I took a deep breath,” his name is Russel the Love Muscle.” “Aww hell,” she said, then put the car in gear and drove away. (Stay tuned for our special holiday episode next issue.) Have an event or have something of interest to the LGBT community, feel free to send press releases or information to tonymgp@hotmail.com.

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Nick & David @ Hotel Le Marais opening

Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern 1st Runner-up Kamoria Synclair Blanche snags the boys @ Oz

Rikki Redd & Lady Hope emcee Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern

Charlie “Mildred” Bear & Jerry Scavo @ Lafitte’s Red Party Nicole & Jan join Hotel Le Marais opening

Entertainer of the Year Elizabeth Bouvier presents FourPlay alternate Fridays @ JohnPaul’s

DJ Richie Rich does A Twisted Evening with the Lords of Leather

Kevin bartends for Bean Night @ Cutter’s

Regina, Passion & Marcy in Sanctuary Show in Metairie

David & Ronnie @ Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern Pageant Persana Shoulders snags a handsome one Friday @ Oz

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Stabile & Linda, the Lesbian @ Good Friends Bar

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holiday shopping guide 'Tis The Season To Be GAY!

he annual Holiday Shopping Guide has many different ideas for that special present you may be seeking. There are a couple of selections featured on this page, but there are many ads in this edition with ideas ranging from Christmas markets to jewelry, clubwear, portraits, bar VIP cards and merchandise, eclectic gifts, hair care products, restaurant and hotel gift cards, underwear, accommodations, gift certificates, cds/dvds, services, books, erotica and more. Other great places to shop would be Art Against AIDS on December 11, Olde Towne Slidell Christmas Market December 10-12 and Lords of Leather's Art, Wine & Cheese Afternoon December 12. And, very importantly, by shopping with our gay and gay friendly businesses and organizations throughout this edition, you will help our own GLBT community to survive and thrive in these tough economic times. You can also check out all of the classified listings of businesses/organizations on pages 32-35.

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he Lords of Leather presented its annual American Bandstand with an all-star cast in A Twisted Evening with The Lords of Leather. Hosted on the brand newly expanded stage at JohnPaul's, believed to be the largest drag stage in the Marigny, the spectacular show raised funds for the krewe's bal masque on March 6, 2011. Visit LordsOfLeather.COM for additional information.

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he 18th annual Red Party raised a whopping $5,708 for Belle Reve at Neighborhood Bar of the Year Cafe Lafitte in Exile in New Orleans. This was the highest total raised since the very first Red Party under the direction of the late Robin Malta which raised some $10,000. This year's event brings the total raised for charity to over $84,500. Congratulations to manager Jerry Billiot and his staff for an outstanding job. Dance Club of the Year Oz's Blanche Debris and Bartender of the Year Jeff Palmquist of Lafitte's fame emceed the affair (left). (Below-MC Blanche Debris with Belle Reve’s Project Manager Susan Banks & Executive Director Vicki Weeks.

ueen Petronius L-Elect Bootsie DeVille, King Cake Queen XIV Princesse Stephaney, Queen Amon-Ra XXXVIII Gizelle Bouvier, Amon-Ra Miss America Deja Deja Vu, Miss Vieux Carre America Tami Tarmac, Queen Amon-Ra XLV Countess C. Alice, Queen Petronius XLIX Natasha Sinclair and King Cake Queen XVII Opal Masters took to the stage at Show Bar of the Year JohnPaul's for Petronius' Queer Bar Shopping Network raising funds for the krewe's 50th bal masque on February 12, 2011.

onalot Fontaine, Princesse Stephaney and DJ Dan join Marcy Marcell, Regina Adams, Raven Kennedy, Monica Sinclair and Eva Las Vegas celebrating Marcy's 63rd birthday at JohnPaul's in New Orleans.

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LE ROUNDUP, 819 St. Louis, 561.8340 NAPOLEON'S ITCH, 734 Bourbon, 371.5450 OZ NEW ORLEANS, 800 Bourbon, 593.9491, OzNewOrleans. COM PHOENIX/EAGLE, 941 Elysian Fields, 945.9264 RAWHIDE 2010, 740 Burgundy St., 525.8106, Rawhide2010.COM RUBYFRUIT JUNGLE, 1135 Decatur St., 373.5431 SOCIETY PAGE, 542 N. Rampart St., 299.0156 STARLIGHT BY THE PARK, 834 N. Rampart St., 561.8939, StarlightByThePark.COM TUBBY'S GOLDEN LANTERN, 1239 Royal, 529.2860, TubbysBar.COM Slidell, LA [985] BILLY'S, 2600 Hwy. 190 West, 847.1921

SPLASH, 2183 Highland Road, 242.9491, Lafayette, LA [337] JULES DOWNTOWN, 533 Jefferson, 264.8000 TONIC, 2013 Pinhook Rd., 269.6011 Lake Charles, LA [337] CRYSTAL'S, 112 W. Broad, 433.5457 Metairie, LA [504] 4-SEASONS / PATIO BAR, 3229 N. Causeway, 832.0659, 4seasonsno.com New Orleans, LA [504] 700 CLUB, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM BIG DADDY'S, 2513 Royal, 948.6288 BOURBON PUB & PARADE, 801 Bourbon St., 529.2107, BourbonPub.COM BYWATER PATIO BAR, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 CAFÉ LAFITTE IN EXILE, 901 Bourbon Street 522.8397, Lafittes.COM CORNER POCKET, 940 St. Louis, 568.9829 COUNTRY CLUB, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 CUTTER'S, 706 Franklin, 948.4200, CuttersBar.BIZ THE DOUBLE PLAY, 439 Dauphine, 523.4517 THE FRIENDLY BAR, 2301 Chartres, 943.8929 GOOD FRIENDS BAR, 740 Dauphine St, 566.7191, GoodFriendsBar.COM JOHNPAUL'S, 940 Elysian Fields Ave., 948.1888, JohnPaulsBar.COM

New Orleans, LA [504] DR. MICHAEL LECHLEITER, D.C., St. Charles Chiropractic, 1529 Jackson Ave., 566.1833 [is2410]

circuit/events Dec. 30, 2010-Jan. 4, 2011, Gay New Year's in New Orleans, New Orleans, LA, GayNewOrleans.COM March 4-8, 2011, Official Gay Mardi Gras, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush, GayMardiGras.COM Easter Sunday, April 24, 2011, Official Gay Easter Parade, New Orleans, sponsored by Ambush, GayEasterParade.COM May 26-30, 2011, Memorial Day Weekend, Pensacola, FL, sponsored by Ambush, GayPensacola.COM Aug. 31-Sept. 5, 2011, 40th Official Southern Decadence Celebration of Gay Life, Music & Culture, end of Summer Blowout including the Southern Decadence Parade & loads of activities, bringing over 125,000 revelers to New Orleans, LA, sponsored by Ambush & SouthernDecadence.COM Oct. 27-30, 2010, Halloween 28, benefiting Project Lazarus, New Orleans, LA, sponsored by AmbushMag.COM, halloweenneworleans.com

computers Baton Rouge, LA [225] JDiT NETWORKING SOLUTIONS, Jerry Durden, 229.6108, JDiT.US

counseling New Orleans, LA [504]

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AARON EDWARDS, M.Ed., LPC, LAC, Licensed Professional Counselor, 3350 Ridgelake Dr., Suite 200, Metairie, LA 70002, 814.0648, aaronedwardsllc@yahoo.com DAVID WAGNER, M.Ed., Counseling & Psychotherapy, 3001 Fifth St., Metairie, LA 70002; 836.0000

florists Baton Rouge, LA [225] FOUR SEASONS FLOWERS & GIFTS, 3482 Drusilla Ln., Drusilla Shopping Center, 924.1386, 1.800.237.5381

framing New Orleans, LA [504] ANGLE CUSTOM FRAMES, 4422 Magazine St., 269.3726

guides America Damron Travel Guide, 800.462.6654, www.damron.com Gulf South/United States AMBUSH Mag, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, ambushmag.com; email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com International GayBars.COM, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, marsha@ripandmarsha.com

groceries/delis New Orleans, LA [504] MOMS MINI MART, 902 Poydras, 596.2223 QUARTERMASTER DELI, THE NELLIE DELI, 1100 Bourbon, 529.1416 VERTI MART, 1201 Royal St., 525.4767

hair salons New Orleans, LA [504] BOBBY BLUE CONTEMPORARY BARBER & BEAUTY PARLOR, 906 Bourbon St., 527.5100 MICKEY NOLAN'S SALON, 815 Toulouse St., 587.7782 SALON D'MALTA, 1233 Decatur, 565.5555, salondmalta.com

insurance New Orleans, LA [504] ALLSTATE: Buckwalter Insurance Group LLC, 2002 20th St., Kenner, 504.469.4800;101 Schexnayder Ln., Destrehan, 985.764.3833

lodging/accommodations New Orleans [504] AARON INGRAM HAUS, 1012 Elysian Fields, New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE: 504.949.3110, E-mail us at ingramhaus@yahoo.com. Condos with queensize beds, private entrances; located only six blocks from Bourbon Street and walking distance to most New Orleans attractions. Several favorite bars are within one block. BURGUNDY BED AND BREAKFAST, 2513 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE/FAX: 504.942.1463, Toll Free (Continental US only): 1.800.970.2153, theburgundy.com, E-mail us at theburgundy@cox.net. Gay owned and operated in newly renovated 1890's double. Four guest rooms with private baths, guests' parlor and "half-kitchen", courtyard and half-open tubhouse with spa (hot tub/whirlpool). Clothing optional in sunbathing and hot tub area. Walking distance to French Quarter. Immediate vicinity of gay and lesbian bars/venues. [0810] FRENCH QUARTER SUITES HOTEL, 1119 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, FrenchQuarterSuites.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. Official Host Hotel of Oz New Orleans. One of several French

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Quarter residences that have been painstakingly restored and transformed into spacious multi-bedroom suites, executive townhouses, intimate cottages and comfortable rooms. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. HOTEL LE MARAIS, 717 Conti St., New Orleans, LA, 800.535.9111 or visit NewOrleansHotelCollection.COM, is the newest boutique hotel property in the French Quarter. This sleek, contemporary hotel offers high level service, a “happening” bar, delightful amenities and an inclusive concept that avoids a “nickel and dime” mentality. It features heated saltwater courtyard pool, complimentary daily newspaper, complimentary Wi Fi in all areas and all rooms, complimentary extended continental breakfast, complimentary fitness center, complimentary business center, and complimentary welcome drink. MARIGNY MANOR HOUSE, 2125 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, PHONE: 504.943.7826, Toll Free: 877.247.7599, marignymanorhouse.com, E-mail us at info@MarignyManorHouse.COM. 1840’s Grand Greek Revival guest house, large spacious bedrooms, private baths, antique 4 poster queen beds, wireless internet access, tv/vcr/dvd/cable, telephone, complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. [0111] NEW ORLEANS COURTYARD HOTEL, 1101 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, NOCourtyard.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several historic New Orleans homes and cottages that have been lovingly restored and converted into beautifully appointed rooms, spacious multibedroom suites, luxury townhouses and cottages. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. BON MAISON GUEST HOUSE, 835 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.561.8498 BOURGOYNE GUEST HOUSE, 839 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.524.3621

marketing & printing New Orleans, LA [504] SIR SPEEDY, 343 Carondelet, 586.9812, 586.9817, offering printing and marketing services including web design and hosting. info@sirspeedyneworleans.com, sirspeedyneworleans.com

massage New Orleans, LA [504] RIGHT TOUCH MASSAGE -- Christopher - Full body therapeutic massage; heated table; private studio; tropical garden; Faubourg Marigny Area, French Quarter. Upgrade (Salt Scrubs Bodywork & thai massage/bodywork). Call 504.458.5996 / website righttouchnola.com for pictures, location & special. License #LA4553 [is26/10]

media New Orleans, LA [504] AMBUSH Mag, Official Gay Easter Guide, Official Gay Mardi Gras Guide, Official Gay New Orleans Guide, Official Gulf South Guide, Official Southern Decadence Guide, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, AmbushMag.COM; email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com AMBUSHonLINE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049, ambushonline.com, email: marsha@ripandmarsha.com

museum/arts Baton Rouge, LA [225] LOUISIANA ARTS AND SCIENCE CENTER / RIVERSIDE MUSEUM, 100 S. River Road, 344.5272 LOUISIANA GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1001 Capitol Access Rd., 342.5855 LOUISIANA STATE ARCHIVES, 3851 Essen Ln. LOUISIANA STATE CAPITOL, State Capitol Dr. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY HILL-

TOP ARBORETUM, 11855 Highland Rd., 767.6916 LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY RURAL LIFE MUSEUM, I-10 at Essen Lane, 765.2437 LSU MUSEUM OF NATURAL SCIENCE and MUSEUM OF GEOSCIENCE, LSU Campus, 388.2855 MAGNOLIA MOUND PLANTATION, 2161 Nicholson Dr., 343.4955 OLD ARSENAL MUSEUM, State Capitol Complex, 342.0401 OLD BOGAN FIRE STATION, 427 Laurel St., 344.8558 OLD GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 502 North Blvd., 344.5272 OLD PENTAGON BARRACKS, State Capitol Dr. at River Road, 342.1866 OLD STATE CAPITOL, 100 North Blvd. at River Road, 342.0500 or 342.4479 USS KIDD/NAUTICAL HISTORICAL CENTER, Government St. at River Rd., 342.1942 New Orleans, LA [504] BEAUREGARD-KEYES HOUSE, 1113 Chartres, 523.7257, Mon-Sat 10am-3pm CABILDO, 701 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm CAC [Contemporary Arts Center], 900 Camp St., 528.3805, cacno.org EDGAR DEGAS HISTORIC HOME, 2306 Esplanade Avenue, tours by appointment: 504.821.5009, the house tour lasts one hour, is led by a great-grand-niece of Degas, and includes the award-winning documentary video, Degas in New Orleans: A Creole Sojourn 1850 HOUSE, 523 St. Ann, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm GALLIER HOUSE, 1132 Royal, 523.6722, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm GERMAINE WELLS MARDI GRAS MUSEUM, 2nd Floor Arnaud's, 819 Bienville HERMANN-GRIMA HISTORIC HOUSE, 820 St. Louis, 525.5661, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm HISTORICAL PHARMACY MUSEUM, 514 Chartres, 524.9077, Daily 10am-5:30pm HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION, 533 Royal, 523.4662, Tues-Sat 10am4:45pm LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS, 7 Bamboo Rd, Metairie, 488.5488, Mon-Sat 10am-4:30pm, Sun 1-5pm MUSEE CONTI HISTORICAL WAX MUSEUM, 917 Conti, 525.2605, Daily 10am-5:30pm NATIONAL D-DAY MUSEUM, 945 Magazine, 527.6012 NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 488.2631, TuesSun 10am-5pm OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN ART, 925 Camp St., 539.9600 OLD U.S. MINT, 400 Esplanade, TuesSun 10am-5pm PRESBYTERE, 751 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm ST. LOUIS CATHEDRAL, Jackson Square, Mon-Sat 9am-5pm, Sun 1:30-5pm

music New Orleans [504] SKULLY'Z RECORDZ, 907 Bourbon St., 592.4666

organizations Mobile, AL ALABAMA PRIDE FEST, MobileAlabamaPride.COM AQUA, THE PARTY, PO Box 145, Mobile, AL 36601, TheAquaParty.COM BAY AREA INCLUSION, BayAreaInclusion.ORG FUSION, MobileFusion.ORG GULF COAST BEARS & LEATHER ASSOCIATION, b-bobs.com/gcbla.htm THE SOUTHERN RENEGADES, a Levi/ Leather Club, southernrenegades.com Pensacola, FL [850] APPETITE FOR LIFE, INC., provides 2 nutritionally balanced meals a day-lunch & dinner, for some 60 men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, 1842 West Cervantes St.; Mail: P.O. Box 308, 32592-0308; 470.9111, Fax: 470.0201, gaypensacola.com/appforlife GULF COAST TIDE, INC. w w w . G u l f C o a s t T I D E . o r g ;

info@GulfCoastTIDE.org Alexandria, LA [318] CLASS [Central Louisiana AIDS Support Services], 103 Bolton Ave., 71301; 1.800.444.7993, 442. 1 0 1 0, FAX: 443.5216 Baton Rouge, LA [225] AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 4560 North Boulevard, Suite 118, 302.5968, AIDSLAW.org HAART (HIV/AIDS Alliance for Region Two), 4550 North Blvd., #250, 927.1269, Fax: 927.7367, haartinc.org, haartinc@aol.com GBLSU [Gays, Bisexuals, Lesbians & Supporters United], glsapres@unixl.sncc. Isu.edu, Kristy Price, President, 388.5160 KREWE OF APOLLO / BATON ROUGE, PO Box 3591, 70821; kreweapollobr.org KREWE OF DIVAS, kreweofdivas.com, 343.0380 LAMBDA GROUP, 2937 Greenwood Dr., PO Box 82775, 70884-2775, 907.3665, www.lambdabr.org, info@lambdabr.org METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH OF BATON ROUGE, 7747 Tom Drive, 70806, Worship Sunday, 11am, Bible Study Wednesday, 7pm, 225.248.0404, mccbr.org PFLAG Baton Rouge, President Harold Truax, 225.218.8320 Lafayette, LA [337] ACADIANA CARES [Concern for AIDS Relief, Education, and Support], PO Box 386, Lafayette, LA 70502; 203 W. 3rd St., 70501; 233.2437, FAX: 235.4178; 800.354.2437 KREWE OF APOLLO / LAFAYETTE, PO Box 53251, 70505 LEAGUE FOR EQUALITY, PO Box 53425, 70505 PFLAG/LAFAYETTE, PO Box 31078, 70503 ROYAL ORDER OF UNICORN, PO Box 3985, 70502 Monroe, LA [318] GO CARE 2121 Justice, 71201, 325.1092 New Orleans, LA [504] ACLU and ACLU Foundation of Louisiana, P.O. Box 56157, New Orleans, LA 70156, 504.522.0628 x25, Fax: 888.537.0384, laaclu.org AIDS HOTLINE, 821.6050 in New Orleans, 1.800.99.AIDS[2437]-9 toll free statewide AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 3801 Canal St., Suite 331, 568.1631, AIDSLAW.org ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 838.3399 BELLE REVE NEW ORLEANS, AIDS Residence for Families, PO Box 3305, 70177; 945.9455 BIG EASY M.C.C. (Metropolitan Community Church of Greater New Orleans), Sunday 12:15pm Solumn Mass, 5pm Praise & Worship, at St Matthew’s UCC, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave. at Willow. Fellowship after service. Mailing address: 1333 S. Carrolllton Ave. New Orleans, LA, 70118; 213.4340, w w w . b i g e a s y m c c . c o m , pastor@bigeasymcc.com BROTHERHOOD, INC., To decrease the spread of AIDS and HIV among African Americans, 1661 Canal St., Suite 3230, 70112; 566.7955 CHURCH OF CHRIST THE LIBERATOR, Sun. 11am Service, 607 Marigny St. (behind The Friendly Bar), ChristTheLiberator.ORG COMMUNITY ACTION NETWORK, a project of the NO/AIDS Task Force which works with the gay community to implement HIV prevention activities, 507 Frenchmen St., 945.4000, noaidstaskforce.com COPS 8 (Citizens' Organization for Police Support in the 8th District), 840 N. Rampart St., #51, 70116; 588.COPS (2677), cops8.org FOOD FOR FRIENDS, 944.6028 FORUM FOR EQUALITY, 336 Lafayette, Suite 200, 70130; 947.2981, ForumForEquality.COM FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE MARDI GRAS (FNBMG), PO Box 791376, New Orleans, LA 70179-1376; 733.3311, fridaynightbeforemardigras.com, fnbmg@cox.net GAY APPRECIATION AWARDS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049; AmbushMag.COM/GAA GAY COUNSELING LINE, 833.1500 GLSEN [Gay Lesbian & Straight Education Network], 482.4081, Fax 595.8587, E-

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mail: glsenno@hotmail.com, glsenno.org GULF GENDER ALLIANCE [GGA], NonProfit Support Group for Transgender persons. Monthly meetings, socials and political activism. Privacy respected and expected. Interview required. Nondiscriminatory. Call 504. 324.4035 or write PO Box 56836, New Orleans, LA 701566836; gga.org, E-mail: info@gga.org HALLOWEEN IN NEW ORLEANS, INC., PO Box 52171, 70152-2171; halloween neworleans.com/ambush HATE CRIMES HOTLINE, c/o Family Service of Greater New Orleans, 504.202.2131. The Hate Crimes Project offers to assist those who feel that they may have been a victim of a hate crime. The project provides advocacy for persons victimized due to race, religion, gender and gender identity, age, disability, and/or sexual orientation. IN THIS TOGETHER, HIV/AIDS Case Management, 2511 Bayou Road, Suite B, 70119; Office: 504.962.3245, Fax: 504.962.3246; 962.3245, w w w.inthistogetherinc.org, michael@ittnola.org KREWE OF ARMEINIUS, PO Box 56638, New Orleans, LA 70156-6638, cetubby@cox.net, KreweOfArmeinius.ORG KREWE OF AMON RA, PO Box 7033, Metairie, LA 70010, KreweOfAmonRa.COM KREWE OF MWINDO, PO Box 51031, 70156; 913.5791, KreweOfMwindo.ORG, krewe@kreweofmwindo.org KREWE OF PETRONIUS, PO Box 71665, 70172, Pres. Arthur Alarcon 451.9507, Capt. Bill McCarthy 430.6695, KreweOfPetronius.ORG KREWE OF QUEENATEENAS / KING CAKE QUEEN ROYALTY CLUB, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM/KCQ LaCARP [Louisiana Community AIDS Research Program], 584.1971 LA-LIFT, Social Club for Lesbians, age 50+, who have fun together on weekends. Email: armyvet20@webtv.net LAMBDA CENTER, 831 Elysian Fields Ave., 70117 LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS OF NEW ORLEANS, 234 Loyola, Suite 421, 70112; 581.9106 LESBIAN & GAY COMMUNITY CENTER OF NEW ORLEANS, 2114 Decatur St., 701162013; 945.1103, Fax 945.1102, Email: info@lgccno.net LORDS OF LEATHER, P.O. Box 770435, New Orleans, LA 70117-4035, LordsOfLeather.COM LOUISIANA STATE GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION (LSGRA), 915.3339, lance@lsgra.com, LSGRA.COM MCLNO HOP Clinic, 136 S. Roman Street, 4th Floor, New Orleans, LA 70112; Appts.: 504.903.6959, www.hopclinic.org MYSTIC KREWE OF SATYRICON, PO Box 15889, 70115-5889 MysticKreweOfSatyricon.COM NEW ORLEANS GAY MEN’S CHORUS, 322.7007, nogmc.com; nogmc@aol.com NEW ORLEANS JAZZ & HERITAGE FESTIVAL, nojazzfest.com NO/AIDS TASK FORCE, 2601 Tulane Ave., Suite 500, 70119; 821.2601; NOAIDSTaskForce.COM N'R Peace, 3201 Gen. DeGaulle Dr., Suite 201, 70114, 364.1950 OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, info@gayeasterparade.com, GayEasterParade.COM OFFICIAL GAY MARDI GRAS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM OFFICIAL GAY NEW ORLEANS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayNewOrleans.COM OFFICIAL SOUTHERN DECADENCE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, SouthernDecadence.COM PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE, INC. (POS), 7210 Arbor Dr., 70126, 244.1920, posnola.com PFLAG/NO [Parents & Friends of Lesbians & Gays/ New Orleans], PO Box 15515, 70175; 895.3936, 392.0001, pflagno.org, info@pflagno.org

PRIDE NEW ORLEANS CELEBRATION: NOLA PRIDE, 2114 Decatur St., 945.1103, NOLAPride.ORG PROJECT LAZARUS, A Residence for PWAs, PO Box 3906, 70177-3906; 949.3609 REGIONAL AIDS INTERFAITH NETWORK [RAIN], 523.3755 SOFTBALL LEAGUE SPRING SEASON BEGINS AFTER MARDI GRAS. Recruitment day for the NOLA Softball League is February 13, 2011. All skill levels welcome, including beginners. Visit nolasoftball.com for more information. THE COMMUNITY COALITION OF GREATER NEW ORLEANS LGBTQ Organizations & Businesses, tccgno.org, 569.9156 Until It Is OVER, Inc., Executive Director Don S. Evans, Sr., 5837 De Bore Drive, New Orleans, Louisiana 70126, Phone 504 722 1694, Fax 504 286 5784 VOLLEYBALL NEW ORLEANS, PO Box 13306, 70185-3306; volleyballneworleans.com, postmaster@volleyballneworleans.com WILLIAM J. FANNING FOUNDATION [Buzzy’s Boys & Girls], 2301 Chartres, 70117; 943.8929 Shreveport, LA [318] KREWE OF APOLLO/SHREVEPORT, PO Box 4918, 71134 PHILADELPHIA CENTER, PO Box 44454, 71134-4454; 222.6633 YWCA AIDS MINORITY COMMUNITY OUTREACH, 700 Pierre Ave., 71103; 226.8717

pets New Orleans, LA [504] CHI-WA-WA GA-GA, 511 Dumaine; 581.4242; chiwawagaga.com DR. MIKE'S ANIMAL HOUSE, 1120 N. Rampart, 523.4455 FRENCH QUARTER PET ASYLUM, 513 Dumaine St., 302.9845 FRENCH QUARTER VET, 922 Royal St., Office 322.7030, Cell 250.1175, DrScott@TheFrenchQuarterVet.COM

pharmacy New Orleans, LA [504] MUMFREY'S PHARMACY, 1021 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette, LA 70043, 504.279.6312

photography New Orleans, LA [504] GRAHAM/STUDIO ONE NEW ORLEANS, by appointment, grahamstudioone.com

plumbers New Orleans, LA [504] RAMSEY PLUMBING, repairs, repipe, sewer & drain cleaning, water heaters, disposals, 296.6865

real estate agents New Orleans, LA [504] FRENCH QUARTER REALTY, Agents: Gary R. Williams 251.2047, Sandy Preston 319.7500; Office 949.5400 JUDY FISHER, INC. REALTORS, Agent Mary Lind, 874.4905, marylind2020@gmail.com PRUDENTIAL GARDNER REALTORS, Agent Brett A. Rector, Cell: 453.2277, Office: 891.6400, brettinla@aol.com WWW.GAYREALESTATE.COM Free Instant Access to New Orleans and the Nations Top Gay & Lesbian Realtors. On-line: www.GayRealEstate.com or Toll Free 1.888.420.MOVE (6683)

restaurants New Orleans, LA [504] 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ,3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., 412.8965 Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon, 504.52.CANDY Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., 598.1010, CloverGrill.COM

Cooyon's Cajun Cooking, New Orleans French Market, 1100 N. Peters St., 337.339.1131, CooyonsCajunCooking.COM Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 Creole Cuisine Restaurant Concepts, CreoleCuisine.COM The Decadence Shoppe (coffehouse, bakery, cafe), 806 N. Rampart, 529.8874, DecadenceShoppeCafe.COM The Green Goddess, 307 Exchange Place Alley, 301.3347, GreenGoddessNOLA.COM Krystal, 116 Bourbon @ Canal, 523.4030 La Peniche, 1940 Dauphine St., 943.1460 Little Vic's Gelateria, 1912 Magazine St., 309.8236 Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Pl., 522.9500 Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St., 586.8883, MaximosGrill.COM Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., 522.6746 Orleans Grapevine Wine & Bar Bistro, 720 Orleans, 523.1930 Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St. , 529.1416, QuartermasterDeli.NET Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St., 872.0360

retail/shopping Metairie, LA [504] SUZETTE'S, 3209 Edenborn Ave., 888.7722, Suzettes.COM New Orleans, LA [504] BOURBON-STRIP TEASE, 205 Bourbon St., 70130; 581.6633, bourbontease.com THE HERB IMPORT COMPANY, 711 St. Peter [French Quarter], 525.4372; 5055 Canal St. [Mid City], 488.4889, 712 Adams St. [Uptown], 861.4644, HerbImport.COM LA MINA STERLING, 840 Royal St., 324.3423, laminasterling@gmail.com PANDA BEAR, 415 Bourbon St., 529.8064 RAB DAB CLOTHING AND GIFTS, 918 Royal St., 525.6662 RAZZLE DAZZLE, the newest sensation in a very old place, 524 Royal St. 568.0001, RazzleDazzle.COM Slidell, LA [985] THE HERB IMPORT COMPANY, 1331 Englewood Dr., 643.8007, HerbImport.COM

spas New Orleans, LA [504] SPA ATLANTIS, 740 Gravier Street, 566.8088, SpaAlantis.NET CLUB NEW ORLEANS, 515 Toulouse, 581.2402, www.the-clubs.com FLEX NEW ORLEANS, 700 Baronne St., 598.FLEX [3539]

tours New Orleans, LA [504] MORTUARY HAUNTED HOUSE, ghost haunting/tours, private parties, haunted attraction, 4800 Canal St., TheMortuary.NET STEAMBOAT NATCHEZ, Toulouse Street Dock, 568.1401, SteamboatNatchez.COM

theatres New Orleans, LA [504] LE PETIT THEATRE DU VIEUX CARRE, 616 St. Peter, 522.2081 MAHALIA JACKSON THEATRE OF PERFORMING ARTS, 801 N. Rampart, Armstrong Park, mahaliajacksontheater.com, 525.1052 SOUTHERN REP THEATRE, Canal Place, 365 Canal St., 3rd Floor, 522.6545, SouthernRep.COM

websites CRESCENT CITY, CrescentCity.COM GAY AMERICA, GayAmerica.COM GAY BARS, GayBars.COM GAY PENSACOLA, GayPensacola.COM OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayEasterParade.COM

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Host of Transgiving 2010 Lee Gartman with Patrick & Jerry

Nicholas & Steven celebrate Thanksgiving together

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Knoxville, TN’s Mercedes Alexander with Miss Cie @ BBob’s Thanksgiving Weekend

Co-Host of Transgiving Cares ...Jana Williston Jay Tombstone from New Orleans visiting friends & family Thanksgiving @ B-Bob’s

Hello Cory & Company @ B-Bob’s

Randy & Michael @ Midtowne Pub

Newly crowned Miss B-Bob’s Miss J. Davenport B-Bob’s Show Director Miss Cie with LeRoy visiting Mobile for the Holidays

Biloxi’s very own Sophia Luccianni performs @ B-Bob’s

Regine Phillips & Jeremy loving Justin @ B-Bob’s

Miss Cie with Greg & Gina Germaine @ Midtowne Pub

Travis & Jeff enjoying themselves @ Transgiving Cares

Hello Jason, Jeremy, James & Mack

Miss Kelly (r) with her buddy Miss Cie on Thanksgiving

Transgiving Feast 2010

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Kyle & Cary enjoy a holiday cocktail @ B-Bob’s

Pensacola Diva Valerie Hart with Miss Cie, Darrell & Crayton @ BBob’s Thanksgiving Drink & Drown

Transgiving & Thanksgiving ~ Mobile, Alabama ~ Photos & Cieanne & John

Happy Birthday A.J ... We love YOU!

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mourn, when ‘foreigners’ are killed they are ‘collateral damage’ and forever anonymous. This mindset does not only apply to foreigners. We all remember the enormous press feeding frenzy around the tragic disappearance of Natalee Holloway, a photogenic white girl, while there is little or no comment over the hundreds of young people lost to gun violence every WEEK in the US, or even those we lose every week in our own city. The same dynamic has been active since the start of the AIDS pandemic. Initially it was used as a stick to beat the LGBT community with, then when the ‘mainstream’ felt they were at little risk of getting it, it began to slide off the radar. Internationally, all the while Africans where disproportionately affected the same ‘mainstream’ took a limited interest, with the caveat that the

Religious Right was more interested in raising funds for Africans heterosexuals (presumed) than a bunch of fags and junkies at home. World AIDS Day attempts - through secular means - to get people seeing not through the selfish, warped lens of our present culture, but through the same lenses employed by the God who made all of us. That is to say, radical and fundamental equality. The concept of the nation state is redundant and bankrupt in this Christcentered world. There is (we are told) ‘No Jew no Greek, no male no female’ in the eyes of God. We are forced in this worldview to afford the same sorrow to the death of a Russian drug addict as we would to the death of a firefighter in 9/11. We are also forced to take our OWN deaths and health as seriously as we would the hero figures our society raises up. Empathy is the one human trait that has the capacity to change the world and bring forth that Utopia that the bible calls ‘The Kingdom’ – the God-view written on human hearts. When we no longer see a category when we gaze upon the world, not a ‘Somali’ sitting in misery, bloated with hunger, not a ‘Gay person’ struggling

to refinance often in order to capture incrementally lower rates. But the cumulative impact for many of them was that they racked up so many closing costs that the expenses undermined their strategy and left them worse off than they would have been if they had kept their old rate. For most LGBT homeowners it will usually be wise to wait until the savings that can be gained by refinancing reach a level of at least two percentage points. That way it is possible to minimize the costs of application fees, points, and other expenses that are part of any typical refinance package. Here’s an example: Spend $1,500 to refinance and lower a monthly mortgage payment by $50 and it will take 30 months to recoup the closing costs. That doesn’t make sense for the LGBT owner who might sell within the next three years. But spend the same amount to reduce a mortgage payment by $150 and the benefits will start to show up within less than a year. During the second year it will be possible to capture net savings of about $1,800 and within a seven year timeframe the refinance will generate net returns of $10,000 or more. To crunch the numbers realistically it helps to speak to a knowledgeable mortgage broker or loan officer who can more accurately estimate total closing costs in today’s market. They can also explain any available dis-

counted loan packages they happen to be offering. Be sure to factor in miscellaneous expenses or savings related to such things as mortgage interest tax deductions or monthly payments for private mortgage insurance, because those may also significantly affect the bottom line. Potential savings will always depend upon the type of loan, any available discounts being offered by lenders, and the timeframe for staying in the house before deciding to sell. Keep in mind that the ultimate goal is not just to capture a lower interest rate, per se, but to realize actual net savings. With that goal in mind it is easy to see that LGBT homeowners with higher loan balances will generally gain more leverage from a refinance as long as they can keep the closing costs under control, because even a relatively small percentage discount on a high-dollar loan can yield substantial savings. Condo owners fall into a slightly unique category, however, and need to calculate savings a little differently. Lenders often require at least 20 or 30 percent equity before they will approve refinancing of a condominium loan and they may also charge higher points and fees. That’s because banks typically assume slightly higher risk on condominium mortgages, so LGBT condo owners should consult an experienced LGBT-friendly mortgage expert to ensure they get the best possible refinancing terms.

the pink pastor by Rev. Clinton Crawshaw Email: pastor@bigeasymcc.com BigEasyMCC.COM

Opening Eyes.

write this article on World AIDS Day, and as somebody (like many of us) that has been intimately affected by the virus, I asked myself exactly WHAT is World AIDS Day trying to achieve, and what does this mean to a person of faith? It seems to me that World AIDS Day is an attempt to draw the population of the World, and especially the rich West, out of a mindset that is deadly to the weak, the poor, and the marginalized. The mindset can be seen all around us, all year round, and it affects the US’s relations with the entire global South. This mindset fundamentally values people according to their economic and strategic worth. An American is worth as much as a thousand Iraqis, maybe even ten thousand Afghans. When Americans are killed they have faces and names and people

real estate Refinancing Tips for LGBT Homeowners

ortgage interest rates recently fell so low that they broke all-time historical records, and rates have managed to remain extremely cheap and attractive for the past couple of months. Even before they shattered those longstanding records mortgage rates were already a bargain, however, and in this kind of highly appealing and extremely rare mortgage environment many LGBT homeowners are trying to decide whether or not to go ahead and refinance. The question usually boils down to whether it is best to go ahead and refinance now (while it is definitely possible to lock in a great rate) or whether it would be even more profitable and savvy to wait with the expectation that rates will fall even lower. Those LGBT borrowers who wait might qualify for the bragging rights to an even better deal. But they could also get whiplashed if rates suddenly start their long anticipated climb. Ultimately the choice relates to a question of investment risk versus reward, and in today’s market it is prudent to consider as many angles and outcomes as possible before making a final decision. A few years ago when rates were more volatile – and the Fed was slashing them dramatically almost every month – homeowners had a tendency

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with HIV/AIDS, and not a ‘Muslim’ being killed by American strafing then we see people, just like us, and we can then ask the simple question, ‘how would I feel?’ Then a world of weirdness opens up to us, not only do we question the wisdom of getting an item ridiculously cheap because it was made using sweatshop labor, but we question why we support regimes around the world that treat their people like commodities or enemies; why we treat whole classes of citizens here at home like enemies within, and why we took so long to respond to HIV/AIDS as a nation, and why for so long it was left up to individuals and organizations to care for what Jesus called ‘the least of these my children’, whom Jesus equated with himself. That line from the Gospel strikes terror into me, and it should terrify the bloated and greedy inhabitants of the top tier of our society; ‘even as you do unto these the least of my children, you do unto me’. God forgive us for how we treat these, the least of his children, for in God’s eyes they are the most precious. Rev. Clinton Crawshaw is the Pastor of The Big Easy Metropolitan Community Church in New Orleans. The Church meets every Sunday at 1pm (mass) and 5pm (Praise and Worship service) at 1333 S. Carrollton Ave. (St Matthew’s church) NOLA 70118 – ring or email for details. revcrawshaw@yahoo.com, 504 214 4340, BigEasyMCC.COM. If the current loan contains a prepayment penalty clause that will also trigger additional fees which may be substantial. Those need to be factored into any refinancing calculations because they will lengthen the time it takes to break even and start realizing net savings. Although the 30-year mortgage is by far the most popular, LGBT homeowners should also take a good look at 15-year fixed rate mortgages because with rates so low the monthly payments on those are now quite reasonable. Those who intend to live in their home for life can refinance into a 15-year mortgage and the amortization schedule makes it possible to own the property free and clear within just 15 years while building fast equity. That’s a fantastic accomplishment and can be incorporated into a savvy retirement plan for those who are now within 15-20 years of retirement age. For great mortgage rates and expert help with all your real estate needs contact GayRealEstate.com and GayMortgageLoans.com. Or call toll free at 1.888.420.MOVE (6683). The members of these networks are dedicated to active support of the global LGBT community.

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Darren, Miss Mess & Joey @ Tonic

Rick feels the power!

Jason enjoying himself downtown

Justin & Wendy, your hosts @ Jules Scott is passing a good time @ Jules

Miss Amnesia @ Tonic

Whitney pouring drinks @ Jules Miss Mess just adores Tayler & his Grinder profile so much! Trey, Ryan & Zack @ Tonic Steven serves up free shots on the bar @ Jules

Tayler, Miss Mess, John & Hunter coming out of Mess’ crotch

Darren loves to smile when he stands next to Tayler @ Jules

All smiles @ Jules

Perry, Scott & Clyde @ Jules

Maria, Wendy & John celebrating birthday festivities

Mess singing Happy Birthday to John @ Tonic

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Bisquita performing her heart out @ Tuesday Night Talent Show @ Tonic

Joe Purpera loves being downtown before heading to John’s after-party

Power, Representing, Celebrating ~ Lafayette, Louisiana ~ Photos by Joey Collins

Josh representing!

Todd & DJ Point-N-Click @ Tonic

acadiana happens by Joey Collins, Lafayette, Louisiana Email: ejcollins583@gmail.com Twitter: JoeyC_583

ing-dong ding-dong Christmas bells are ringing! Agh! I’m already tired of hearing the Christmas tunes. I prefer “Now we don our GAY apparel.” Gay apparel, hhhmmmm? What exactly is that, Banana Republic? Nonetheless the days of the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping are here. At the end of the day it will be time to settle down with a cocktail, or whatever your poison may be, and snuggle with that significant other, again whatever that poison may be as well. Pour out the Christmas spirits and get ready for events to roll out. You’re listening up with Joey Collins!

Bar Spill

y the time you read this, World AIDS Day (December 1st) will have already come and gone. Such a day of observance and remembrance of those affected across the entire world should be embraced by our community. This should be a time to stop and take note, and possibly give something back to the community. In lieu of this day, Jules hosted their annual Red Party. Proceeds from this particular night are donated to Acadiana CARES. Many thanks and appreciation goes out to Darren Parker, Wendy Wallace, their entire Jules staff, and all of those participants who gave their support on that night. Jules would also like to announce that on December 25th, Christmas Day, they will be open and hosting their annual Christmas Party. So after you’ve taken all that you can from your family gather your closest friends and head to where the real Christmas excitement will be. Many more details are soon to come so stayed tuned for the next issue. As always, Thursday Night features Karaoke, Friday night alternates between performances by either Connie G or Valerie Sugarbaker’s Drag Show, and Saturday night is Dance, Dance, Dance with drink specials. As always, the best way to stay informed is by following Jules on Facebook. If you still lack the Connie G experience then you are most definitely selling yourself short. If I could reach through this column and grab your arm and bring you to a Friday night with Connie G then I most definitely would. It would be sort of like that “Take On Me-A Ha” music video moment. Don’t worry; I’d probably buy you a COCKtail as well. This power house known as Connie G transforms the art of entertainment as she wows you with her voice. This world-renowned entertainer has traveled across the globe and somehow, don’t ask me how, Jules was able to snatch her for alternating Friday performances. Jules booking like a Las Vegas casino? What is really going on? Tonic has recently been packing the house on Tuesday nights. Kira’s Tuesday Night Talent Show heats up the night with host Kira Franssen and emcee Brodie “Mess” Meche. This American Idol-styled format of drag produces some of the most creative costumes and most amazing performances. The show starts at 10pm and usually lasts until 1am. Maybe if you can attempt to tame the currently untamed Miss Mess he just may throw a few shots towards your way. Don’t forget that Tonic has much more to offer besides their Tuesday night lineup. Monday hosts the weekly pool tournaments, Wednesday night DJ Chad Evans hosts Karaoke, Thursday night kicks off the weekend with Thirsty Thursdays featuring all you can drink for $15. Friday and Saturday rings in drink specials that vary from day to day. Sunday is Sunday Funday with Bingo at 7pm followed by Tonic’s infamous Drag Show at 10pm. Don’t forget to check out Tonic on Facebook and keep in touch with their daily specials.

also no surprise that she would win Bitch of the Year and held that title for six years. She has also gone to emcee many events throughout the country, including the annual Mardi Gras Bourbon Street Awards, as well as performing in bars across the country such as in New Orleans, Atlanta, Pensacola, Orlando, NYC, and now in Lafayette and Lake Charles. This multitalented queen diva does it all and on Friday, December 17th at Tonic you will be able to see her as Cher. Follow her reign that weekend as she parades into Crystal’s in Lake Charles on Saturday and commands a guaranteed unforgettable performance as she returns just in time for DJ Chad Evan’s birthday. Follow her reign back into Lafayette when she and Brodie Mess hosts Sunday Funday NOLA Style. This Sunday Funday is guaranteed to end the weekend in such a blasty blast that one will be talking about this event well into the New Year. Beginning at noon, lunch will be provided, $2 mimosas and Christmas JellO shots. VIP Table/Bottle service is available for $200 for you and four guests and limited so hurry to book your spot. VIP service includes

a bottle of your choice and mixer, no cover, and a group photo with Bianca Del Rio as Cher. The table is yours for the Sunday show as well without the bottle service. On Sunday you may also enter free with an unwrapped boy to donate to Toys for Tots. For more information you may visit the Facebook event, “A Messy Weekend”, or search for Tonic on Facebook as well as call Tonic at 337.269.6011.

Closing Out

he closing of the year will soon be upon us. I’m still trying to grasp the year ‘2010’. I’m still thinking it’s 2009. I guess I’m the one who is in need of a real awakening. Maybe my new year’s resolution will be to put down that martini glass….nnaaaaahhhh! I almost believed it for a second. As always, keep safe this holiday season. Drive safely and enjoy each shared moment with friends, family, and that special someone. See you around at that after-party. As always, keep the party going Acadiana!

Bianca Del Rio Reigns

n Friday, December 17th, Bianca del Rio will reign once again in Acadiana when she hosts One Messy Weekend. If you are unenlightened to the styling of Bianca Del Rio then one can only ask, “Where the hell have you been?” Miss Rio is most definitely not your classic drag queen. She is an individual with a plethora of talents which range from theater, cabaret/bar scenes, costume designer, actress, and let’s not forget about being branded for her quick wit and comedic talents. As a costume designer she has received at least 13 Big Easy nominations and taken home 6 of the 13 nominations. When it comes to being in theater and an actress, Bianca Del Rio has traveled the country and has graced the stage in many performances such as Gypsy, Psycho Beach Party, as well as Bianca’s Remote Out of Control, which she wrote herself. She has gone on to win Entertainer of the Year and has held that title for three years. It’s

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New Orleans Restaurant Guide

Gourmet Sliders with Onion Rings @ 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy

Occo Buco, braised veal shank in a garlic, thyme and white wine demi with asparagus & potatoes @ Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St.

Garlic Shrimp Pasta (jumbo shrimp with garlic butter sauce over angel hair pasta) @ Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place

12 oz. Blackened Ribeye @ Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St.

Red Velvet Cupcakes @ Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St.

Glazed 10 oz. Pork Chop with Steen's Cane Syrup & Creole Mustard served with duck fat potatoes & green beans @ The Country Club, 634 Louisa St.

Club Sandwich with Zapp's Potato Chips @ The Decadence Shoppe, 806 N. Rampart St.

3-Layer Carrot Cake @ Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon St.

New Orleans Muffuletta (generous helping of ham, salami, provolone and olive salad) @ Restaurant/Deli of the Year Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St.

Special Combo Pizza (pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, onions, mushrooms, green peppers & black olives with jalapenos & anchovies optional) @ Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St.

700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy St., 561.1095, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM, is serving sliders, paninis, quesadillas, and more at the popular club in the French Quarter. Restaurant hours are 7pm til Wed.-Sun. with extended Decadence hours. Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445, is noted for its gumbo, barbeque, pizza, sandwiches and specials serving lunch and dinner. Now under the direction of Executive Chef David Duvall, the restaurant is open 11am-10pm Mon.-Tues., Thurs.-Fri.; 9am-10pm Sat.-Sun. with brunch 9am-3pm, closed Wed. MasterCard/Visa accepted. Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., 412.8965, CafeAmelie.COM, offers romantic courtyard or indoor dining along with both eclectic culinary creations and cocktails. Open Wed.-Sat. with lunch 11am-3pm, dinner 6-9pm, Sun. brunch 11-3. Candy Bar, 908 Bourbon, 504.52.CANDY, is a new upscale dessert & specialty food store, open 7 days & weekends 24 hours. Best in desserts, snacks, cheeses, crackers, candies, NY bagels & knishes, po-boys, wraps & sandwiches. PLUS PLUS PLUS many organic, all natural & gluten free items, also DOG TREATS. Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., 598.1010, CloverGrill.COM, is open 7 days and features breakfast including build your own omelettes. But let’s not forget their fab burgers grilled right under a hub cap and then there’s all those sandwiches, sides, desserts and shakes. Cooyon’s Cajun Cooking! 1100 N. Peters St., 337.339.1131, CooyonsCajunCooking.COM. C’est Bon! This new open air restaurant in the Historic French Market is the perfect place to enjoy some of the best Cajun cooking. Come get “U” some! Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St., 945.0742, TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM. Under the direction of Chef Coy LeBeau, he has taken attention to detail and ingredient, and focused on a more contemporary menu at an even more affordable price point. Still the best food, but at even more unbelievable value! Serving 7 days 11am-10pm and Sunday Brunch 11am-3pm. The Decadence Shoppe, 806 N. Rampart, 529.8874, DecadenceShoppeCafe.COM is part coffee shop, part cafe, and part bakery. "We take pride doing all our own baking, and you can order your next special treat from us," says owners Matt and Kevin. This little neighborhood place will fulfill your sweet tooth or both your breakfast or lunch cravings in a quiet setting while serving "desserts like Mom use to make". Located across the street by the Armstrong Park arch, the cafe is open Wed.-Sun. 7am - 3pm. The Green Goddess, 307 Exchange Place Alley, 301.3347, GreenGoddessNOLA.COM, opened in May 2009 with a progressive menu that blends New Orleans sensibilities with a globetrotting sampling of ingredients, all emanating from the small open kitchen where chefs Chris DeBarr and Paul Artigues make it happen. Krystal, 116 Bourbon at Canal, 523.4030. Open 24 hours, it's one of the best stops for fast food with tasty burgers, hot dogs and breakfast. Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place, 522.9500 or visit LouisianaPizzaKitchen.COM, is famous for its wood fired gourmet pizzas, pastas, salads and appetizers. Open 7 days from 11am-10pm. Little Vic's Gelateria, 1912 Magazine St., 309.8236, is a gay owned and operated family labor of love in the works since owner Vic Caracci learned at age 11 to make real Italian gelato from his family, three generations of Sicilian-Americans who first immigrated to New Orleans's French Quarter in 1911. Pulling from almost a century of family experience in the food industry, Vic, 23, enlisted the help of his uncle from Messina, Sicily to train he and his cousins in the detailed and fine art of gelato making. Little Vic serves over 40 inventive flavors of gelato, including stracciatella, amaretto, bacio de gama, and limoncello, as well as fresh-made panino, pastries, and Lavazza espresso. Open 11am-10:30pm 7 days. Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St., 586.8883, MaximosGrill.COM, features New Orleans inspired Italian cuisine along with a wonderfully assorted wine selection. Experience Maximo’s open kitchen and watch Chef Thomas Woods prepare his extraordinary dishes. Open 6pm 7 days a week. Moms Mini Mart, 902 Poydras, 596.2223, is a quick stop in the CBD for hot dogs, nachos, snow balls, fresh fruit, coffee, tea, Icees and groceries. Open Mon.-Fri. 6am7pm, Sat. 7am-7pm, open later & Sundays during special events. Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., 522.6746, features Italian specialties including salads, pizzas, sandwiches and both lunch and dinner entrees. Lunch 11am5pm Thurs.-Mon., Dinner 5pm-10pm 7 days. Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St., 529.1416, QuartermasterDeli.NET, voted Restaurant/Deli of the Year, is open 24 hours 7 days. Serving breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night menu, the deli offers free delivery. Who Dat Coffee Cafe, 2401 Burgundy St., 872.0360, offers Fair Trade gourmet coffees, teas, cupcakes, scones, coffee by the pound, gift baskets, art & merchandise by local artists, stamps & mail box rentals, along with outdoor seating & Wi-Fi. Open 7am-10pm daily.

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snap Lafitte’s manager Jerry

The 1st Lady of Lafitte’s, KGP! Miss Vieux Carre America Tami Tarmac & Queen Petronius-Elect Bootsie DeVille

MC Blanche Debris

Queen Amon-Ra XLV Countess C. Alice

Satyricon’s Karen & Gene Big Mama direct from Billy’s in Slidell

Gene, Ambush’s Tony & Dwain

Queen Petronius L-Elect Bootsie DeVille & Queen Petronius XLIX Natasha Sinclair Amon-Ra’s Miss America Deja Deja Vu

DJ of the Year Mike Singin’ live

The pretty ones

King Cake Queen’s XIV Princesse Stephaney, XVI Tami Tarmac & XVII Opal Masters

Sister's Petronius Queen Natasha & King Cake Queen Opal

Forever beautiful Wilhemina

Aletha & Little M.M. (Marcy Marcell)

The Aletha “make-over”

Queen Petronius L-Elect Bootsie DeVille

Josie May Cotton shows off his man boobs

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Krewe of Petronius Queer Bar Shopping Network @ JohnPaul’s ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Tony Leggio, Rip Naquin

Cafe Lafitte’s 18th Red Party: It’s Raining Red raises $5,708 for Belle Reve ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Rip Naquin

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A Twisted Evening with the Lords of Leather @ JohnPaul’s ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Rip Naquin

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Bill & Adam flank Eva & b-day girl Marcy @ Starlight Jay & Caleb heating up the bar at Bourbon Pub & Parade

Mabeline Mascara in Marcy’s bday show @ JohnPaul’s

Andrew & Will with Karaoke MC Pat McCardle @ Bourbon Pub & Parade Thursdays Klorocks Bleachman joins Marcy b-day show @ Starlight

Mattie & Caleb @ Bourbon Pub

Bobby Ramone, b-day girl Marcy Marcell & Ambush’s Lee Mullen @ Starlight

MC Tiffany Alexander with a hot Student Body Night contestant @ Bourbon Pub

Monalot Fontaine joins Marcy Marcell’s b-day show @ JohnPaul’s

Will tearing up Karaoke @ Bourbon Pub & Parade

Raven Kennedy in Marcy’s b-day show @ JohnPaul’s

Monica Sinclaire in Marcy Marcell’s b-day show @ JohnPaul’s

Marcy’s alter-ego Marco Marcell (Lee Mullen) & b-day girl Marcy Marcell

Live reindeer on Fulton Street

A very happy Santa & his helpers @ Fulton Street Tree Lighting

A gingerbread Superdome in the lobby of Harrah’s Hotel for the holidays Rush Party for Friday Night Before Mardi Gras @ Stephan Carlson home

Mardi Gras productions Snow Queen & Sugar Plum Fairy @ tree lighting on Fulton Street

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Hotties a plenty @ Friday Night Before Mardi Gras Rush Party @ Stephan Carlson home

Yes, 'Tis The Season ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Devin Black, Tony Leggio, Lee Mullen

Huge Candy Cane stilt walkers @ tree lighting on Fulton Street

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