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On the waterfront First-time author Jonothan Cullinane puts the 1951 Waterfront Strike front and centre of his critically acclaimed crime novel, writes Greg Fleming

onothan Cullinane spends the first part of our interview telling me of his love of working in the Canadian and American oilfields. “I loved it. Once you get into the rhythm it’s tremendous fun, like a great big mechanical ballet. There’s four guys around the pipe. You all have to step in and do your job and move out before the next piece of machinery comes crashing in. If you’re working with a good crew it’s an immensely satisfying job. And very lucrative — I was earning $US1500 a week back in 1978.” For this literary late-starter — he’s 65 — writing is just the latest of many great gigs. Cullinane’s a garrulous and captivating interviewee with a life rich in experience to draw on. A tale of working in a San Francisco bar at the height of the cocainesaturated 70s deserves page-time in a future book, as is a theory he picked up while researching Red Herring — that the 1950s Chinese Communist Party funded some of its activities by running opium through Auckland’s port up to San Francisco. Unlike many authors, Cullinane never had a burning ambition to write the Great New Zealand Novel. “It’s funny, really — the same year I publish my first book I’m eligible for the Gold Card.” His interest in fiction was bolstered by the oil rigs’ libraries and the movie thrillers shown nightly. One gets the sense that if his age hadn’t disqualified him when he tried to return to the oilfields just a few years ago, he’d still be there. That he isn’t is great news for lovers of smart crime fiction. Not that the success of Red Herring has changed his day-to-day routine: mornings you’ll find him pounding the streets of Mt Roskill, delivering mail. After a stint at TVNZ and helming a critically lauded film (2007’s We’re Here To Help about Christchurch property developer David Henderson’s run-in with the IRD), Cullinane enjoys the relatively stress-free job. There’s plenty of time to think up plot-points and job security apparently isn’t a problem. “We have a very strong union.” And unions — their power and demise — are at the heart of his book, the bulk of which was written while Cullinane was enrolled at the University of Auckland’s creative writing course in 2012, under poet John Newton. The manuscript landed on then-HarperCollins editor Finlay Macdonald’s desk in 2014 and was swiftly snapped up. No surprise. Red Herring is an enormously confident and accomplished debut. Its plot is built around the 1951 Waterfront Strike — the largest industrial dispute in New Zealand history — but is never a slave to it. His touch is light, even managing to sneak in that old pot-boiler stand-by, gelignite on a railway track. Think James Ellroy’s LA Quartet but gentler, sans the megalomania. The drama of the period — red paranoia (McCarthyism was in full swing), the Korean War — and some of our left’s larger-than-life characters

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PHOTO: Watched by police, watersiders and sympathisers disperse from a meeting in Lower Queen St on May 1, 1951. NZ Herald

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create a compelling setting. But for Cullinane, capturing the dialogue was key. “With characters like Jock Barnes and Sid Holland I tried to find things they’d said in real life which gave a sense of their personality,” he says. “Jock’s ‘pure bumkum from end to end’ and Sid’s ‘I’m the Prime Minister — I can’t get any bastard to shine my shoes’ for example. “I thought people who say things like that are probably like this… and went from there. With Fintan Patrick Walsh it was easy to look at his photograph and get a good idea of the sort of man he was, and easy to extrapolate from the things he was believed to have done to even worse things he might well have done. His malevolence aside, Walsh had a life of high adventure.” When researching the book he found a photo of Barnes and several other wharfies outside an Auckland Town Hall stopwork meeting in 1950. “There’s the hats and broken noses, big jackets. These guys have been through the Depression and at least one World War. They’re in their 40s but there’s still fight in them. I wondered what would they make of New Zealand today when all that stuff — the unions for the most part — has gone? “I think when the history of the last 30 years is written, one of the fascinating things that’ll emerge is how a country that had such a strong union presence lost it all almost overnight.” And don’t get him started on Richard Prebble. Cullinane quotes The Godfather’s Balzac-penned epigraph, “Behind Cullinane’s top 5 books ■ Night Soldiers, Alan Furst: described by Time Magazine as “like seeing Casablanca for the first time.” ■ Ragtime, EL Doctorow: an effortless combination of fact and fiction in larger-than-life New York at the turn of the 20th century. ■ Son Of The Morning Star, Evan S. Connell: this anecdotal account of

“when the history of the last 30 years is written, one of the fascinating things that’ll emerge is how a country with a strong union presence lost it overnight.” every great fortune is a great crime,” when describing Red Herring’s villain — Walsh, a man the late historian Graeme Hunt described as “the nearest thing New Zealand had to an Americanstyle industrial gangster.” Walsh blazes through the pages of Red Herring. While his author’s note — “where the facts have interfered with the story I’ve changed the facts” — gives Cullinane licence, none of the writer’s fictive musings sound out of character when it comes to the union leader. “He was a fascinating man,” says Cullinane. “And one with a murderous reputation. He went to California and worked with the IWW — a very strong union then — and they had wars with company detectives who worked for the big mining companies. “Walsh is supposed to have shot one of these detectives, which is why he left America and went to Ireland. When he came back to New Zealand he had a new name. He knew the prime ministers of the time and carried a lot of power. “The great fortune was the money to be made by New Zealand farmers Custer and Little Big Horn is also a description of the brutal taming of the American West. ■ Going Away, Clancy Segal: burnt-out screenwriter drives from LA to New York in 1956, exploring the places and personalities of America’s violent labour history. ■ The Mask of Demetrius, Eric Ambler: a breakneck journey through 1930s’ Europe’s murky underbelly.

selling wool to the Americans for the soldiers in Korea. Suddenly they could pay off their farms overnight. That was threatened by these — as they saw it — reds trying to shut down the wharves. “So they went to considerable lengths to ensure that didn’t happen.” Cullinane sets his hero, disillusioned private detective Molloy, loose in the corrupt, shadowy world of Auckland’s political power-players. He reckons Robert Mitchum would have been perfect to play him in film version. Kate Winslet will do for the love-interest, Auckland Star cadet reporter Caitlin O’Carolan. Cullinane believes the period was the start of a descent into neo-liberal capitalism — Cameron Brewer gets a wry mention — and cites the Kelly Gang, “a lot of self-satisfied conservatives who thought they ran the country from the soft leather armchairs of the Northern Club,” as forerunners of the bully-boy corporate culture he sees holding sway today. Cullinane’s fascination with largerthan-life figures is set to continue. He’s written the script for his next project, a film based on a true story about a man in Mangakino. “This guy was a failure at everything he tried except one thing: he ran the most efficient fire brigade in the country. It was so efficient that the Fire Service shut it down. “So what did he do? He started lighting fires to get his job back.”

First-time novelist Jonothan Cullinane. Photo Ted Baghurst

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McInerney’s Manhattan romance Art and Love v Power and Money: Greg Fleming dissects a Manhattan trilogy

ussell and Corrine Calloway’s marital vicissitudes, detailed in two previous novels (Brightness Falls, 1992, and The Good Life, 2006), are again the focus of Bright, Precious Days. They’re the perfect New York couple: she’s beautiful; he’s smart, am- bitious and funny. They’re both keeping up appearances (although Corrine’s thinking about an eyelift and has recurring bouts of bulimia) but their 1980s heyday — and once vigorous love-life — is a distant memory. “We didn’t know it was the 80s at the time,” one character says early on. “No one told us until about 1987, and by then it was all over.” Both are now in their 50s and have been married for 25 of those years. Outwardly their life is full with flashy book launches, over-catered kids’ birthdays and gluttonous weekends in the Hamptons. “It’s not relaxing, it’s work,” opines Russell. What complicates matters is they aren’t a tenth as rich as the people they hang out with. She wants to move out of their small in-need-ofwork apartment in downtown Manhattan to suburbia — or at least Harlem — while Russell hangs on to

the illusion that Manhattan is still the edgy, “shining island of letters where Hemingway had punched O’Hara and Ginsberg seduced Kerouac.” Everyone around them owns theirs — many have several — but Russell has been too busy line-editing fiction to delve into the real estate market or notice his wife’s increasing unhappiness. Still, at 61 and four times married (most recently to publishing heiress Anne Hearst), McInerney is an eternal optimist when it comes to fictional affairs of the heart. Chapter two opens with a quaint homily (cribbed from Shakespeare’s Coriolanus): “The best marriages, like the best boats, are the ones which ride out the storms.” But bad weather’s coming: a career-defining mistake on Russell’s part and the 2008 global financial crisis chief among them. And, in case you missed it with all the gossip and glitz, McInerney gets Russell to voice the novel’s theme explicitly: Art and Love v Power and Money. Russell’s still the alpha-editor busy running his own publishing house (thanks to the largesse of a wealthy friend) when he’s not walking three blocks for his coffee or popping into Chinatown for the best star anise. But our first glimpse of him — a flirty lunch with a fawning young journalist who invites him to suck

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hamburger grease off her fingers (he complies) — does little to suggest he’s changed from the unfaithful husband we met in The Good Life, even if he magnanimously declines her invitation for an afternoon tryst at the Chelsea Hotel. He later goes home and makes love to his wife for the first time in months suffering a panic attack, or, as McInerney describes it, “a glimpse of oblivion.” Corrine is now a screenwriter — she’s adapted Graham Greene’s The Heart of the Matter to middling acclaim — but spends most of her time helping out at a non-profit or attending black-tie charity events with Russell, the cause of which she rarely knows. Presumably the nanny’s at home looking after the in-vitro (sourced

from Corrine’s crazy sister) pre-teen kids. Soon she’s got the lascivious attention of private-equity zillionaire Luke McGavock (Team Power and Money and the man she nearly left Russell for in The Good Life) to deal with after he returns, newly married, from his South African vineyard. Mash-up a 19th century novel of manners and a Nancy Meyers movie and you’re close. Yet even as he joins their ranks, McInerney remains a razor-sharp satirist of the ultraprivileged Manhattanite; an anorexic woman is described as “a bejewelled Giacometti in a canary yellow dress,” which is good, but better when McInerney goes on to tell us that she’s standing beside an actual Brancusi. Another jaded millionaire provides Russell the formula with

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Too old for rock’n’roll? ... too young to die? Greg Fleming finds some great albums by artists over 50

eing creative is easy when you’re young — you have nothing to lose and little to live up to. Musicians often excel in their early outings but struggle with the Muse as the indignities of middle-age, the challenge of matching their early signature work and the grind of album/ tour/album kick in. As we all know, some aren’t able or willing to find a way through the drugs and general misadventures — and as 90s rapper NAS said best, Life’s a Bitch - (and although, like most rap and hip hop artists, he’s too “young” to qualify — he’s only 44 — few would argue his greatest work lies a way back in 1994’s Illmatic.) So, just as we never got to read F Scott Fitzgerald (gone at 44), Nathanel West (37) or David Foster Wallace (46) confront the big 5 0 and the troubled hinterlands thereafter, so we’ll never hear how Jeff Buckley (30), Amy Winehouse or Kurt Cobain (both members of the gone-at-27 club) or Chris Whitley (45) dealt with ageing and creativity as the successes and temerity of youth fade in the rearview mirror. But there are artists out there who have done, and continue to do, their best work in their later years — not just making good records but ones that stand with their best. It’s hard to sort the chaff from the wheat when everyone of a certain age is on the comeback trail: Mavis Staples, Leonard Cohen (RIP), Emmylou Harris, Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Paul Simon, Loretta Lynn, Merle Haggard (RIP), Roseanne Cash, the Jayhawks, Chrissie Hynde have all released well-received records post-50. But here’s a starting point. Time Out Of Mind Bob Dylan (1997) Delve down and late-period Dylan has some real gems. There are songs written in the last 25 years (Dylan’s now 75) that are the equal of anything from the 60s or 70s (Scarlet Town, Aint Talkin, Forgetful Heart) but the great record of the period is Time Out Of Mind. The most fun and criminally underrated is 2009’s Together through Life, most of

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tape machine. A woefully underrated record. Listen to that voice, and the Doctor was 72 when this was recorded. Key tracks: Locked Down, God’s Sure Good. Most Things Haven’t Worked Out Junior Kimbrough (1997) Dirty, carnal blues, made when the great bluesman was 66. Kimbrough died in a few months later - leaving 36 children behind. His early releases get the purists salivating but this one possesses a strange, dark power — and has one of the best titles ever. Essential. Key tracks - I’m in Love, Lonesome Road Lucky Stars Don McGlashan (2015) Released when Don was 56, this is his most personal and direct record yet. Mortality, new love, change: this is a grown-up record in the best sense possible. It contains the incandescent ballad For Your Touch. Key tracks: Hold On To Your Loneliness, Lucky Stars, When the Trumpets Sound

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Baby boomers hit the d desert Auckland journalist Colin Taylor missed Woodstock but — along with many classic rock fans — wasn’t going to miss Desert Rock

he Desert Trip rock concert in the Empire Polo Club grounds in the Coachella Valley, 37km east of Palm Springs, California, last month, was hyped by its Golden Voice promoters as “the bookend of Woodstock.” Held over four days in upstate New York in August 1969, Woodstock headlined the early days of the rock music genre, while the three-day Desert Trip in October 2016 — with rock legends’ obituaries appearing depressingly frequently — was billed as marking the closing days of the rock era. As the New York Times sardonically noted: “It was immediately dubbed Oldchella for its line-up of septuagenarians performing oncestartling songs that are up to half a century old to a crowd that can look pretty creaky when trying to dance.” In fact, the average age of ticketholders was a sprightly 51 years and, unperturbed, we boomers were attracted by an impressive line-up: Bob Dylan and the Rolling Stones on day one; Neil Young and Paul McCartney with Wings on day two; The Who and Rogers Waters of Pink Floyd on day three. “We missed out on Woodstock,” said my wife Charmaine. “We’re not missing out on Desert Trip.” So, when the bookings opened in New York at 9am Eastern Standard Time, Charmy sat with both phone and computer running hot to the ticketing agency at 4am NZ time and remarkably got through half an hour later. Miraculously, we were allocated two of 75,000 tickets that sold out in three hours with over 500,000 applications received — a reaction that motivated the organisers to announce a second concert a week later. Instead of reserving one of the many air-conditioned hotels in Palm Springs or nearby Rancho Mirage, we opted in a kinda Kiwi way for “glamping” in a safari tent in the polo grounds, within walking distance of the venue. The campground was highly organised with our tent having two double beds, wooden floor, carpet and, most importantly in daytime temperatures of up to 38C, a small refrigerator and air-conditioning unit.

Neil Young joined Paul McCartney and Wings for a duet; Pete Townsend’s arm-waving skills seemed undiminished.

Well-maintained toilet and shower facilities were contained within big trailer units parked nearby. At the centre of the campground was a large air-conditioned tent with bar in which substantial cooked breakfasts were served. From 11am drinks were available with free snack foods to accompany the build-up — DVD films and documentaries on a large-screen TV about the performers of each day. Following the concerts each night, the big tent served as Party Central with a DJ playing 60s and 70s rock songs until the early hours. Transport to the venue was provided by chauffeur-driven golf carts running a constant relay from the campground concierge desk — a trip that took all of five minutes. We patted ourselves on the back for choosing the glamping option when hearing nightmare tales from other fans who sat in traffic for hours, in buses and in cars, travelling from their hotels to drop-off points and then facing a long, hot, dusty walk to the venue — and vice versa. Within the polo grounds, over 100 vendors and leading chefs served food ranging from silver service, three-course dinners with wine pairings to wood-fired pizza, handcrafted burgers, along with vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free dishes.

The concert was opened by a rather melancholy 75-year old and croaky Bob Dylan. The yet-to-be announced Nobel Prize winner for Literature was warmly acknowledged as he delivered a set including Rainy Day Women #12 and 35, Tangled Up In Blue, Don’t Think Twice It’s All Right, Highway 61 Revisited and It’s All Over Now Baby Blue. Just under three hours later, 73-year old Mick Jagger — as the local Desert Sun newspaper reported — leapt out and “pranced across the long horizontal stage like a man in his 20s”. Enough said: The Rolling Stones were the same consummate crowd-

pleasers we have seen on their New Zealand tours, Mick promising, “Tonight we’re not going to do any age jokes,” and then adding, “But welcome to the Palm Springs retirement home for genteel English musicians.” A personal surprise on the second day was Neil Young, who gave a dismal performance at his last concert in Auckland. Neil redeemed himself to us 100 times over by playing many of his hits including Harvest Moon, Old Man, Heart of Gold, Long May You Run, Comes a Time, and Powderfinger. Wearing a T-shirt with the slogan “Water Is Life”, Young’s rebellious streak shone through when

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The calm before the storm Sarah O’Neil finds that spring gardening is about more than the planting

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ne of the great pleasures of The Fall is the opportunity it provides to bathe in the sound of the Northern Irish

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Jamie Dornan’s County Down accent adds to the authenticity of The Fall, though the series straddles the line between tension and pretension.

fully of all, on his family. The ripples of the actions are considered at great length and at a glacial pace not often seen outside altcinema. Sure, the premise is pure cartoon but the treatment, is at least a graphic if not a fully-fledged novel. I’m not being a spoilsport by telling you that the killer is revealed early on in the piece. We know that Paul Spector (Jamie Dorman) done it from the get-go of series one, so it’s never a whodunnit, rather a cat-and-mouse between Spector and Detective Gibson (Gillian Anderson). Bigger fish are fried along the way, things like obsession, memory, maledomination, and gender politics. Mostly it’s the Dornan and Anderson show: their inner lives are centrestage and the whole thing hinges on them and their performances. For me they straddle the line between tension and pretension. The thin-lipped, grimfaced-ness of it all is almost a self-parody at times,

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re you ready to live on $374.53 a week as a single or $547.64 as a couple? There is a view that we’ll suddenly magically learn to live on such meagre amounts when we retire. As the Commission for Financial Capability told the Government in a report, New Zealand Super pays a basic living, which is fine for those people used to that. For many of the 40 per cent of people aged over 65 who receive NZ Super alone, that’s not enough. If you haven’t got savings and you like a few of life’s luxuries, you’re either going to have to give them up, keep working, or find other ways to get money such as renting out rooms or downsizing the house to free up capital. The amount of savings needed to provide a financially comfortable weekly income in retirement varies hugely. For some people it’s zero and others need millions of dollars of capital. It all depends on aspirations, says Dr Malcolm Menzies, the commission’s group manager of research. In 2012 University of Auckland academics Jessica O’Sullivan and Toni Ashton worked out that the minimum income for healthy living in retirement was 23 per cent above NZ Super for a home-owning couple and 34 per cent for a single. When it came to renters, the figures were 26 per cent for a couple and 46 per cent for singles. The next year a Massey University study looked at the costs of living in retirement. Dr Claire Matthews concluded the weekly living costs in metropolitan areas (excluding housing) were: ■ One-person no-frills household: $113 ■ One-person household with

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Retirement villages and homes A retiree’s financial situation changes when they move into aged care. Most retirement homes and villages are run at a profit, which comes from the retiree’s pocket. As well as the purchase price, residents pay regular monthly fees to the village management company. These cover operating costs such as rates, insurance, gardening and maintenance. Some villages add a premium for these costs. As people age they sometimes find

themselves unable to live at home or independently in a retirement village and are assessed as needing rest home or hospital care. These can eat through your savings fast. If you have income and/or assets you’ll need to pay a “maximum contributions” of $955.29 a week in Auckland City and similar amounts in other parts of the region. A single person on NZ Super would get state funding if their assets are worth less than $218,423.

Nicer rest homes often charge residents for all sorts of “extras”. This could be a balcony, being closer to the lounge, or a private bathroom. Whether or not you qualify for state funding, there are other things you still need to pay for yourself. These include specialist visits, transport, phone charges, newspapers, books and magazines, toiletries, haircuts, spectacles, hearing aids and dentist visits.

Expensive hobbies Auckland retiree Barbara Chapple found some aspects of her life got more expensive when she retired. She did save on travel and extras. As a teacher commuting from the North Shore to South Auckland, she spent a considerable amount of money on transport and bought more expensive clothing for work than she would otherwise wear. Chapple paid from her own pocket to ensure her students were fed. But some things became moreexpensive. On leaving work Chapple found she had the time to indulge longheld passions such as painting. She estimates the hobby costs her $3000 to $4000 a year — money she simply wouldn’t have if she’d retired on NZ Super alone. Then Chapple faced expensive medical bills when she was diagnosed with cancer last year. After one round of chemotherapy, she decided to go private and has spent thousands of dollars on intravenous vitamin C injections, supplements, and specialist visits. Without private savings the $400 to $500 a week spent on medical bills at the height of the treatment would have been impossible. “I don’t know how anybody who has no other money could possibly survive,” says Chapple. “You have maintenance, insurance and all those things. “Even (friends) in little pension units paying $60 to $80 a week rent are absolutely struggling. They can’t afford a car and can’t even go to the

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CAN ALL OF THESE PEOPLE REALLY BE MISTAKEN? “Since I got the Arthritis Relief Bracelet, the pain I used to suffer is now almost NIL. My friends are both benefiting from wearing their bracelets, after I recommended it to them.” A. M., Dorset “It works, it works, it works, IT WORKS! It has made a vast difference to me – the pain has gone from my arthritic knee, and my sciatica. I’m so glad I saw your advertisement.” R. S., Somerset “I have been wearing my bracelet for about 3 weeks now and find a significant lessening of the pain from my arthritic hip.” P. P., Glos. “I have considerable osteoarthritis problems but since using your bracelet, I am practically symptom free. There’s no other explanation – it has to be the magnets. Thanks.” P. S., West Midlands “Incredible is an understatement. No pain for the first time in four years and I’ve only had my Arthritis Relief Bracelet for ten days. I have rheumatoid arthritis, which affected my left leg badly and I have at times had to use crutches – and I’ve not been able to sleep through the night due to the pain waking me – not any more!” M. J., Middx This product contains magnets. Consult your medical practitioner before using if you have a pacemaker fitted.

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“I am delighted that the sharp pains in the knuckles of both hands are now almost a thing of the past. I am so glad.” A. B., Oxon “Thank you for my bracelet. I have only worn it for one week and I am completely free of arthritic pain.” M. S., West Midlands “Literally within hours of putting on my bracelet, the pains in my leg and back were reduced and now I am able to walk without a stick for short distances. My husband is astonished and now would like one for himself.” S. O., Somerset “I have suffered from arthritis in my hands, knees and toes for over 15 years and I have tried everything. Nothing has ever given me relief like I’ve had since wearing the Arthritis Relief Bracelet – it’s an absolute godsend! I couldn’t believe it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.” L. M., Yorks “In the past 30 years of having arthritis in my feet, ankles and toes, I’ve taken all kinds of pills and tablets to no avail. Specialists have told me I have to live with it. Okay, so I have to live with it, but not being able to walk properly causes other pains. But since wearing the two bracelets you sent me on my ankles, I am walking better than I have done for years. I cannot believe it, they are doing me so much good. Thanks again.” A. W., Essex

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“I received my bracelet a few days ago and must tell you I am delighted. Within a few hours I could feel my pain fading and now after a couple of days I am pain free. Unbelievable. I have suffered from chronic pain in my feet and legs for years. With my heartfelt thanks.” R. S., Yorks

“Since wearing my bracelet, I have been free from the back pain I had suffered for years. Many thanks and congratulations on producing an excellent product.” J. P., Essex “Since I received my bracelet a couple of months ago, the pain in my back has disappeared. My husband and I are so impressed we are buying one for his cousin, hoping for the same good results.” W. B., E.Yorks “I have arthritis in my spine, hips, knees and feet. I wore the bracelet over the weekend and felt some relief. Then last night I put the bracelet around my painful foot. About two hours later I got up off the chair, which usually takes some time and, without thinking I stood up on my left foot and I realised that the pain had gone. Not only that, but I could wriggle my toes! With thanks.” S. W., Derbys “On receiving the bracelet, I put it on my wrist immediately. Nothing really happened for about 12 days, until I noticed a slight easing of my acute pain. The following day the knee pain eased further and, as the days passed, the pain DISAPPEARED! I have worn the bracelet continuously for about 18 months and have had no recurrence of the pain since. ASTONISHING!” C. L., Somerset

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