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Jamie Coleman
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First published in Great Britain in 2019 by Bantam Press an imprint of Transworld Publishers Copyright © River Fin Limited 2019 Jamie Coleman has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work. Every effort has been made to obtain the necessary permissions with reference to copyright material, both illustrative and quoted. We apologize for any omissions in this respect and will be pleased to make the appropriate acknowledgements in any future edition. A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. ISBN 9781787632677 Designed and typeset in Sabon LT Std by Bobby Birchall, Bobby&Co. Printed and bound in China. All images © Shutterstock, apart from page 30, which is © Getty Images and page 128, which is supplied courtesy of the author Penguin Random House is committed to a sustainable future for our business, our readers and our planet. This book is made from Forest Stewardship Council® certified paper.
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haiku /ˈhʌɪkuː/ n. (pl. same or haikus) a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. cat / n. a poet (but better than a dog)
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Cats vs. Dogs It’s telling really You train them to sniff out bombs You tell us your life
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Bath Time One day I’ll escape Free my brothers and sisters And give you a ‘bath’
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A Nation of . . . Animal lovers? You certainly seem to love Removing the balls
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Purring If you don’t do it How does anybody know When you are content?
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