SEPTEMBER 2010 ISSUE 25
OLSSON’S INDICATOR THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN STORY
FROM THE EDITOR
16th Winner: John Beardmore, St George, QLD This fantastic poem was sent in by John Beardmore of St.George, Queensland. As the winner of this issue’s Great Australian Story, John has won an Olsson’s merchandise pack valued at over $350.00. If you have a great story to share with us, please read the competition details below and send it to us. When my father E.J.Beardmore was young and lived at Wodonga,Victoria, he told me that he knew of the big trees and rain in the Gippsland, but he longed to see the land of saltbush and plains in Queensland. So when he left Victoria he wrote the following poem:-
This issue of The Indicator has turned out to be our most literary yet. With the launch of Genevieve’s poetry book for kids, a new internationally released “The Salt Book” featuring Olsson’s Sea Salt, a poem for our Great Australian Story, a new poetry competition and a book club, it’s enough to get even the most jaded bibliophile hot under the collar. I always had an inkling that my sister Genevieve was clever, and I was glad to have my suspicions proved correct (confirmed) when she started writing poetry for her children to recite as part of their school curriculum. To say they are funny is as much an understatement as saying the Salt book contains a bit of information about salt. If you have children or grandchildren still in primary school, do yourself a favour and get them a copy – you will be laughing as much as they are and the poem printed below is a good example of Gen’s quirky sense of humour. God Bless and stay warm Alex Olsson
Billy the Liar The sheep were in camp and we sat around the fire The cook and I and Billy the Liar The horses were hobbled and the kelpie called Dan Was licking out the frying pan. When Bill said he would tell us a tale that was true About some cattle he’d driven to Gippsland from the Barcoo So we filled up our pipes and stirred up the fire And waited the tale from Billy the Liar. There were 800 head said Bill with a yawn Big fellows too sure as you’re born There were ten of us with them and six or eight packs To carry the gear we’d need on the tracks. Well, we’d left the land of saltbush and plain And we’re nearing the land of big trees and rain When without any warning it began to get dark And we thought the old sun must be having a lark. But the further we went the darker it got ‘Til it was as black as the outside of our quart pot Clancy said ‘twas an eclipse of the sun But the cook thought the end of the world had come. Well we kept the mob going with our stockwhips alright And after a time it again became light But I wasn’t satisfied so that evening rode back On the off chance of finding a lost horse with a pack. I found the old horse with the pack on alright And I also found out what turned day into night With the eight pack horses my mate and the dog We’d driven the mob through a big hollow log. ____________________ THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN STORY cOmpETITION DETAILS mISSION: This competition hopes to revive the timeless art of "spinning a good yarn" and to give due recognition and praise to our beloved Aussie larrikins Every issue of the Indicator Newsletter will feature a ripping yarn from one of you lot. cOmpETITITION DETAILS: All the stories should have at least a grain of truth in them, and being mildly believable would be nice as well. So, if you have a good story, please type it out (no longer than one typed A4 page please) with your name, address and phone number and send it to: THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN STORY, PO Box 39 Guildford NSW 2161, FAX: 02 9632 0030, email: genevieve@olssons.com.au pRIZES: All of the authors of the letters that are printed in the Olsson's Indicator quarterly newsletter will win an Olsson's Merchandise Pack valued at over $350.00. TERmS & cONDITIONS: No submissions/stories received by Olsson Industries for THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN STORY Competition will be returned to the sender. All submissions/stories received by Olsson Industries for THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN STORY Competition will remain the property of Olsson Industries to be used at their complete discretion. Olsson Industries will duly credit every person who sent in the story each time the story is used in whole or in part. Olsson Industries takes no responsibility for the authorship of any stories that it publishes in whole or in part.
Congratulations to our very own Genevieve who has just had her first book published. Genevieve and her friend Cathy have co-written a book of hilarious poems for primary age children entitled “Poetry Attack“, complimented by fabulously funny illustrations. If you are interested in Genevieve’s book, drop her a line at: genevieve@olssons.com.au The collection includes:
DOG The dog’s gone mad There’s a storm outside And she’s looking for Somewhere safe to hide.
She just started attacking The presents and crackers Good thing it’s a girl dog or It would have lost it’s “privileges”.
She’s ripped off the flyscreen And scratched at the door And puked in the pot plants And weed on the floor.
Now the dog’s panting There’s slobber on her lips. Far out, what’s that smell?? She’s just let one rip!!!
Last year at Christmas There was thunder and rain So we let her inside But never ever again!
She’s run up to my room and Squeezed under the bed. I’ll just reassure her with A gentle pat on the head.