How to Make Your Bed

How To Make Your Bed

How to make your Bed

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How To Make Your Bed

Most Foolish mortals believe that making your bed is a simple process. They think that it is something that people do so that they can have an “organized space�. Some even think that making your bed is the first step to accomplishing the day’s tasks. What a load of frothy flap dragons.

How To Make Your Bed

The real reason people make their beds is to trap their mangled Deemon.

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How To Make Your Bed

This little hellion is not to be confused with true Demons, Mirror Goblins or even the Imps that power your microwave. As most people know those are all spawned when someone thinks a powerful thought and connects to the underworld. These summonings usually result in someone staring off into the distance or losing focus. Overall they are mostly harmless. Mangled Deemons on the other hand are an entirely different entity.

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How To Make Your Bed

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How To Make Your Bed

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How To Make Your Bed

Everyone is born with a Deemon. They arrive in this world as your first friend and spend almost every waking moment with you. They work tirelessly to make you happy and provide someone to talk to. At first they are the ideal companions. Deemons never pee in the house and they provide someone always willing to talk to you.

They want nothing more than to spend every waking moment with you. As a kid this is an ideal trade.

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How To Make Your Bed

The problem dawns when people age and grow a head Fiend. The Deemon struggles to keep your attention as the Fiend convinces you to actually do things and feel accomplished.

Eventually the two wee beasties brawl and fight over who should be your bonded buddy.

For some people the Fiend wins, which leads them to wake up and be productive. For others the Deemon wins and they spend the day relaxing and mentally chatting with the Deemon.

8Which can be very distracting.

How To Make Your Bed

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How To Make Your Bed

Making your bed is simply one way to trap your Deemon so that you can spend the day with the head Fiend regardless of who won the fight.

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How To Make Your Bed

The sport of bed making therefore should never be taken lightly. It is a dangerous and time honored tradition. What follows is the best way to trap your Deemon and make your bed.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step One:

Before making your bed, you must battle your way out of the blankets and warmth designed by the Deemon to keep you there. I find it is best to use a water bottle and bat to accomplish this.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Two:

This is perhaps the hardest step. It requires a great deal of speed and luck. You must spot your Deemon. It is easiest to do so by throwing the pillows off your bed.

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How To Make Your Bed

Many people worry that their Deemon will leave the bed before it can be trapped. This however is impossible due to the Deemon using its energy to warm up your bed and make it seem more appealing.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Three:

At this point it is best to whisper a prayer as you grab the lightest sheet and slowly cover the Deemon by pulling it up to the top of the bed. Remember to do this without aslo trapping the Fiend. Generally Fiends sleep on alarm clocks but it’s best to make sure they are not in bed.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Four:

Quickly pull up all other blankets. The weight of these objects should hold down the Deemon for the rest of the day.

However, If you have a particularly strong Deemon it is best to tuck the blankets in.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Five:

Place the pillows on your bed to act as locks to the cage you just left your Deemon in. Then flee the area with your Fiend.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Six:

Accomplish some stuff. Feel good. Whatever.

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How To Make Your Bed

Step Seven:

Release the Deemon and let him put you to sleep with the sound of his desperate love for you.

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