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Presidential election offers three new faces By Luke Money ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT Students heading to the polls for the ASUA special election on Thursday will choose from five potential presidents: previous candidates James Allen and Daniel Hernandez and newcomers Jesse Gunsch, Robert Rosinski and Myles Tacher. MichaelColletti,electionscommissioner for the Associated Students of the University of Arizona, estimated that more than 10 elections packets had been picked up, though only five candidates collected 100 signatures, enough to be eligible to run in a special election. Colletti also said he placed a larger emphasis on the language of the Elections Code during the mandatory candidate meeting last Friday, so that any issues or confusion could be addressed. “I’m excited to give the students an opportunity to vote for who they want to represent them and give them a chance to have their voice heard,” Colletti said. “I think it will be a good process.” For the candidates, the process is as much a referendum on Allen and Hernandez as it is an election. Rosinski said he decided to run because he feels that neither Allen nor Hernandez are responsible enough to lead the student body. He questioned whether either of them could be trusted after “cheating” in the general election. “It’s not hard to follow a few pages of rules,” Rosinski said. “I think the student body deserves better than that.” For Rosinski, he said he believes his experience in the military prior to coming to the university is what makes him best suited to serve as ASUA president. “I understand budgeting, I understand time management,” Rosinski said. “I understand service and I un-

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George Humphrey, assistant vice president of Arizona Health Sciences Center’s Office of Public Affairs, and Dr. Steve Goldschmid, left, dean of the College of Medicine, joined with other board members to voice opposition to an amendment to House Bill 2067 at a news conference at University Medical Center on Monday. The bill would allow the governor to choose new members for the UA Healthcare board.

UA Healthcare board in flux Legislative bill would allow governor to choose leadership for company despite objections from UMC

By Michelle Weiss ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT The future leadership of UA Healthcare remains uncertain as regents and legislators wrangle over how best to administer the company. At a press conference on Monday, UA Healthcare board members spoke out against House Bill 2067, legislation that would allow the governor to choose a new board. The Arizona Board of Regents made two suggestions for the University Medical Center on April 8. “It really was a very simple thing we did,” said Rick Myers, a member of the Arizona Board of Regents. He said the change shouldn’t be characterized as a “hostile takeover.” “I can guarantee you there’s nothing in our actions that has anything to do with changing the legal structure of the hospital, changing its mission, changing the quality of patient care,” Myers said. He said they only made a

simple bylaw change so there could be fewer hospital board members. Some UA Healthcare members disagreed with this and went to the legislators in hopes of removing the existing board from oversight of UMC, said Dr. Tammie Bassford, head of the UA Department of Family and Community Medicine. This would be in order to construct a new board that would be appointed by the Legislature, she said. “It didn’t have the approval of the full board,” Bassford said. “It took every physician by surprise, it took the department heads by surprise. So the doctors had no voice in this.” The regents also suggested the next chief executive officer of UMC should have a dual responsibility between the university and the medical school in order to contribute to the bigger picture, Myers said. “I think a lot of people somehow took that as a threatening thing instead of seeing it as an opportunity to go fix some of our major problems here in the

state,” Myers said. He said he thinks there was some miscommunication about the proposal. Kevin Burns, the former interim CEO of UMC, could have been one of the next CEO candidates but resigned last week. “I think Kevin’s resigning was a disappointment, and I think Kevin, without talking to the regents to better understand what was going on, went off and made that decision,” Myers said. “And I think that’s a shame.” The doctors are now worried that the legislature will try to take over the hospital because of the overreaction that occurred, Myers said. “And they know that the Legislature is not who you want running a hospital.” Before H.B. 2067, the UA Healthcare board had already adopted a new mission for UMC, said Dr. Steven Goldschmid, the dean of the College of Medicine and the vice chair of the UA Healthcare board. “Unfortunately, the proposed legislation will instantly reverse all that we’ve worked

so hard to achieve today,” Goldschmid said. He said if the bill passes, many people will notice the impact and may leave UMC. “I’m also concerned that if we’re not careful, this dire distraction could negatively affect patient care as well,” Goldschmid said. Bassford said if the bill passes, it will “sever the connection between the College of Medicine and University Medical Center.” She also said she thinks this bill would impair UMC’s ability to attract and retain top physicians and said it would be a shame if the bill was passed and signed by the governor. “In all honesty, I think what we didn’t do a good enough job of is all sit down together and look at the vision and make sure that people realize that everything we’re doing is to provide the very best patient care and to have the very best hospital,” Myers said. “It’s also to leverage the very best hospital so that we can do even more for the community.”

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Senate will dole funds By Jazmine Woodberry ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT Five clubs are vying for $2,892.80 of funding at this week’s Wednesday night ASUA Senate meeting. If their proposals are approved, club funding will reach $135,229.68, only a few thousand short of the $138,575.76 set aside by the senate for club funding this year. Safe Ride, a free transportation service for students, will make a presentation to the Associated Students of the University of Arizona Senate. Bear Down Camp, held at the beginning of every school year, will also be discussed at the meeting. It, along with several other areas and programs administered by ASUA, is working toward training executives to chair next year’s initiatives. This meeting will be one of the last during the terms of most elected officials, outside of Sen. Chad Travis and Administrative Vice President Brett Ponton, who were both elected to second terms in their offices.

UMC doctor conducts single-incision weight loss surgery By Samantha Munsey ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT

The future of weight loss surgery could be as simple as a single incision. Dr. Carlos Galvani, the UA surgeon who conducted the first single-incision weight loss surgery in Tucson, said he is pleased with the results and recovery of his patient. During the surgery, a laparoscopic gastric band is placed around the upper portion of the patient’s stomach, limiting the amount of food needed to feel full after a meal. “Getting the surgery is like getting yourself a policeman,” Galvani said. “Once you eat the wrong thing or too much it will stop you, and let you know you have eaten too much.” Galvani, an associate professor of

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surgery and director of Minimally Invasive and Robotic Surgery at the UA, performed the procedure last February after finding a candidate who would benefit from the operation. “From a surgery standpoint, it was very successful,” Galvani said. “She did really good and was able to go home in the morning.” The single-incision bariatric surgery is different from weight loss procedures in the past, in which multiple cuts had to be made on the abdomen. During the operation, one half-inch incision is made though the navel of the patient. From there, a surgeon inserts a small camera into the incision to place a laparoscopic adjustable gastric band around the upper portion of the stomach. The surgeon then injects the band with saline though a port that restricts that

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bottom portion of the stomach and controls the amount of food that can be eaten in a single sitting. Galvani estimated that 90 percent of the people who receive this procedure are able to go home the next day. The recovery time is also quicker compared to most weight loss procedures, as it is less invasive and limits the potential for infection. “We are trying to do the same weight loss surgery we have done before, but now trying to reduce pain, infection and more complications,” Galvani said. This operation is not recommended for everyone and is seen as more of a last resort to improve patient health. The surgery can not be performed on severely overweight individuals who exceed around 300 WEIGHT, page A3

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Laptops could turn up the heatâ&#x20AC;Ś in your pants By Eliza Molk ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT Men who sit with a computer on their lap could be increasing the temperature of their genital region, which could negatively affect sperm quality. A study published in the journal Fertility and Sterility came to the conclusion after researchers hooked thermometers to the scrotums of 29 young men who balanced a laptop on their knees. They found that the menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s scrotums overheated quickly, even with a lap pad under the computer. Dr. Mitchell Sokoloff, a professor of surgery and chief of the division of urology at the UA department of surgery, said that the study â&#x20AC;&#x153;makes sense,â&#x20AC;? and that infertility could be a possibility for those who sit with electronic machines right next to their testes. The testiclesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; position outside of the body ensures that they stay a couple degrees cooler than inside of the body. Earlier research has shown that warming the scrotum more than 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit is enough to damage sperm. Sokoloff said that if one were to stop using his computer on his lap for a long period of time, sperm could â&#x20AC;&#x153;turn to normal.â&#x20AC;? Damage for those who use the warm computers on their laps, however, could be anywhere from three to

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six months, according to Sokoloff. Testicle temperature still rose for the men who held their laptops on their knees, according to the study. When the men sat with their legs spread out, which was made possible by placing the computer on a large lap pad, they could keep their testicles cooler, but it still took fewer than 30 minutes for them to start to overheat. The researchers also found that using a lap pad did not help cool the testicles, giving men a false sense of security, and Sokoloff agreed. About one in six couples in the United States have trouble conceiving a child, and about half of the time the man is considered to be the problem, according to the American Urological Association. Other hypotheses also suggest that outside influences, like wearing tight jeans or briefs, can harm the male genital region. Sokoloff said that it is a â&#x20AC;&#x153;longstanding wives taleâ&#x20AC;? that briefs could lead to infertility. Many factors can influence reproductive health, such as lifestyle, nutrition, drug use and general health. Sokoloff added that men should â&#x20AC;&#x153;absolutelyâ&#x20AC;? be interested in maximizing fertility potential. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is the same argument (against) sitting in the hot tub every day,â&#x20AC;? he said.

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continued from page 1 derstand sacrifice.” Rosinski said he has a “long litany of things” he would examine if elected, including going through both ASUA’s and the university’s budgets line-by-line, the examining feesetting process and placing a larger emphasis on ASUA-sponsored community service events. “We need to get out there and counter the negative stereotypes about students,” Rosinski said. Gunsch said he views the presidency as a way to get in touch with students and the university community. He also said he thinks that ASUA is out of touch with the most pressing needs facing the student body. Gunsch said it is necessary to have

arizona daily wildcat • wednesday, april 20, 2011 • student input on all fee increases. “The way tuition is jumping, the way fees continue to go up, … I think that is hitting home to most students right now,” Gunsch said. “I think for the majority of students here, finances are becoming more and more of a concern.” Gunsch also said a student vote should be the final say in all potential fee increases, since students themselves are best equipped to make decisions about the kinds of services and improvements they want. Specifically, Gunsch said, if elected, he would re-examine the current ASUA club funding model, which allows any ASUA-recognized club to apply for funds from the senate. Gunsch said he would prefer a model where students involved in clubs would fund them internally.

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“I don’t think the model of having ASUA-recognized clubs is efficient or even necessary,” he said. He also pledged that he would reevaluate student programs, keeping those that students widely support, such as Safe Ride, and eliminating funding for those that are overspecialized and redundant, such as the Think Tank. Tacher said he thinks ASUA leadership needs to serve as role models for the student body. “I feel they (ASUA members) barely work with students,” he said. “Most students don’t know what ASUA does for them.” His niche as a political outsider gives him a unique and more relatable perspective, Tacher said. He stressed accessibility as his major platform and said that as an out-ofstate student he would have appre-

ciated more outreach. He also said he feels that ASUA does not adequately utilize its resources. “When I put my foot down, I feel like I’m stepping on an oil well of a wealth of knowledge, and we’re barely tapping into that,” he said. To Tacher, it is ASUA’s responsibility to make its mission known. “Even without ASUA, you’d still have a student body,” he said. “It’s ASUA that has to make the effort to reach students.”

IF YOU GO The ASUA special presidential election will be held tomorrow. Polling will be open from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m.

WEIGHT continued from page 1 pounds, as tools have not been developed to accommodate the added girth. Candidates are chosen based on previous struggles with dieting and weight loss programs. Though the cosmetic factor of looking thinner can be a benefit to the operation, the main purpose is to deter patients from fatal health risks including heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure. Galvani conducted a procedure similar to the first singleincision bariatric surgery a week ago and said he anticipates his most recent patient will experience the same recovery results.

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EDITORIAL Surprise: Brewer made the right call … twice

t’s not often that anyone says this, but kudos to Gov. Jan Brewer this week. On Monday, Brewer vetoed two controversial (also known as crazy) pieces of legislation that were championed by the right. Her vetoes demonstrate that even Brewer deserves credit where credit is due. The first piece of legislation she vetoed, the “birther bill,” demanded that any presidential candidate provide a long-form birth certificate before being placed on the Arizona ballot. The bill would have also accepted baptismal or circumcision records, suggesting Uncle Sam wants to see your birth certificate or your penis. In her letter explaining her veto, Brewer wrote that “I never imagined being presented with a bill that could require candidates for President of the greatest and most powerful nation on earth to submit their ‘early baptismal or circumcision certificates’ among other records to the Arizona Secretary of State.” Similar legislation has failed in three states — Connecticut, Maine and Montana — which is no surprise, given that even Brewer was able to recognize that “this is a bridge too far.” “This measure creates significant new problems while failing to do anything constructive for Arizona,” Brewer added. Thanks for finally stating the obvious, Governor. It’s the second veto that comes as a welcome relief. State Sen. Ron Gould, the bill’s sponsor, told the Arizona Republic that Brewer’s explanation for vetoing the campus gun bill was a “very rude veto letter.” Well, sometimes you have to hurt the feelings of a few state legislators to meet the needs of your constituents. Brewer, a known advocate of gun rights, has signed legislation in the past that permits firearms in bars and restaurants. So it wouldn’t have been at all unexpected if she’d allowed firearms on higher education campuses without blinking an eye. Thankfully, she did blink. The campus gun bill would have allowed people to carry weapons, open or concealed, in “public rights-of-way.” Originally, it would have allowed weapons inside campus buildings, but was scaled back after everyone pointed out how nutty the whole notion was. In her veto letter, Brewer questioned how vague the wording of the bill was. The bill “inexplicably” fails to define a “public rightof-way” and that none of the four differing definitions found in Arizona statutes apply, she wrote. Brewer also pointed out that “the bill is widely advertised as applying to only universities and community colleges. However, the bill clearly applies to an ‘educational institution,’ which includes our K-12 schools.” Brewer wrote that legislation “must be both unambiguous and clear to protect the Second Amendment rights of lawful gun owners. Senate Bill 1467 is neither.” It’s all too easy to criticize Arizona’s government, but it’s equally important to take the opportunity to applaud our lawmakers when they make the right decisions.

Religious bump ‘n’ grind Caroline Nachazel Arizona Daily Wildcat

ollege relationships — the ultimate search for “the one” — become more complex as the four-plus years go on. What starts off as accepting an invitation to dinner, coffee or ice cream often times, leads to a full-blown relationship. The affair starts off pretty typical: hanging with the crew, leaving clothes at the boo’s place, becoming Facebook official and then dinner at Wilko arrives and the ultimate roadblock is reached: the conversation about religion. Obviously, it is something that will inevitably be addressed between two people who were originally headed in the direction of commitment, prior to this conversation. Why is it that society looks down on interreligious romance? Not only is it culturally enriching but it also brings people together. I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little religious bump and grind. Raised in the Catholic Church, never missing a Sunday school, I deeply appreciate the devotion to religious culture. However, the religious restrictions on romance in our society kill me. It is not fair

Column should have clarified application process

The column (“New regent disrespects Arizona’s students,” April 18) regarding the new student regent wasn’t clear about the Arizona Students’ Association’s role in selecting the student regent. While it’s true that ASA is involved in the process, selection and recommendation of student regents is ultimately up to the respective student governments. ASA successfully lobbied for the creation of a student regent position in 1978, again in 1989 to make the seat permanent and finally in 2000 to add a second non-voting student regent seat. It has become a national model for the statewide student voice on university governing boards. Through a careful and comprehensive selection process, student governments interview and recommend student regent candidates to the governor — the decision of whom to recommend to the governor is in their hands. Both student regents serve as ex-officio members of the ASA Board of Directors. ASA looks forward to working with all new and returning Regents in the coming year. — Elma Delic Arizona Students’ Association chair

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— Caroline Nachazel is a sophomore studying communication and journalism. She can be reached at letters@wildcat.arizona.edu.

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to lay down the law in love. Common arguments involving texting mysterious members of the opposite sex, whereabouts of the girlfriend/boyfriend and whose friend group the couple will pre-gaming with for the Star Pass Pool Party are easy to solve through breaking and making up. But what happens when the argument leads to Easter versus Passover, whether or not there is an actual god or how the Mormon and Catholic couple will break the news to their families? Conflict will inevitably occur. I do not have the authority to claim that UA students are mature enough to handle interreligious relationships, but they deserve more than the average homo-religious relationship. The boyfriend and girlfriend who spend their days frolicking in the fields of the same religion have a bond based on trust, chemistry and respect. The interreligious boyfriend and girlfriend have the same bond with additional courage, effort and a hint of a DGAF attitude. It takes a brave person to defy the laws of romance. Becoming intertwined in the

other family is already difficult, but entering a dining room filled with a bunch of people staring at you like you are the Antichrist, with religious symbols you disagree with hung throughout the house, can be a bit rough. The DGAF attitude is self-explanatory. If you have the balls to define the societal norms and date someone who is of a different religion or race, you are already a badass. The Washington Post reported in 2010 that less than 25 percent of 18 to 23-year-old respondents to a National Study of Youth and Religion survey think it is important to marry someone of the same faith. This response was not due to our youthful ignorance but because interreligious relationships are this generation’s Romeo and Juliet. We can thank Shakespeare for setting the stage for a romantically controversial future. The extra effort in an interreligious relationship is essential to learning the “weird” hymns your significant other sings on holy days or when it’s a bad time to cook a steak dinner. Relationships, unfortunately, require a lot of energy from both sides to understand the person whose heart, soul and bed you are sharing. Being in an interreligious relationship requires you to dig into the deeper, spiritual topics.

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ove on over 2011 budget, here comes the 2012 budget. Yep, we had about two seconds to rest before new problems popped up. And with House budget committee chairman Paul Ryan having presented his sweeping budget proposal, and President Barack Obama laying out his ideas for deficit reduction, the debate starts again. The very fact that Ryan is standing by the tough proposals, which tackle the entitlements that many Washington elite view as untouchable, already gives him a leg up on Obama. Ryan’s plan essentially couples reduced taxes with reduced spending, with entitlement reform and restructuring as part of the mix. Of course, Democrats didn’t even have to review the proposal to know that they would oppose it. But they, along with critics in general, are correct in fretting over the fact that this proposal does not exactly pay down the debt. This, however, is easily remedied. One needs only to look to the Simpson-Bowles commission report and observe their proposals for tax reform. While one can nitpick the individual proposals attached to this tax reform, in its entirety, it essentially targets upwards of $1 trillion in tax loopholes, deductions and other credits. Reform here would keep the revenue

Arizona Daily Wildcat flowing without strapping American citizens with a new tax burden. Increase in revenue without an increase in tax rates. Who would have guessed? Very few up on Capitol Hill. Once again, the merits of the SimpsonBowles plan with regard to tax reform can be debated, but its seriousness in tackling waste and inefficiency in the tax code is to be commended. And it is through this type of reform that the revenue gap in Ryan’s budget proposal can be filled. Putting aside that one major flaw, however, Ryan has truly come out on top of this whole budget debate as a serious and credible voice on fiscal policy. This is because he has got it right when it comes to spending reduction. He understands the need for serious cuts as an impetus for overall deficit reduction. Obama, not to be left in the dust, presented his own budget ideas while speaking at George Washington University. But where he echoed the popular sentiment to cut spending, he did so in a tepid, noncommittal fashion. And then came the tax hike proposals. To his credit, he also spoke of a general simplification of the tax code, but even so, he still came off sounding much more in favor of taxing the rich. To be sure, in simple mathematical terms, a

decrease in spending along with the increased revenue following tax increases will in the long term reduce the deficit. But this largely misses the point when the U.S. finds itself in the middle of a fragile economic recovery. In short, taxes are detestable under really any circumstance. But to consider levying them against the rich (which would happen to lump in businesses that are already struggling, not just the uberrich Oprahs and Bill Gates of the country) is definitely not something to do during tough economic times. The challenges that this country faces are complex and daunting. But when looking at the Ryan plan vs. the Obama plan, the former makes a much more genuine and, frankly, daring attempt at balancing the budget. These budgets are political documents from the get go, and, especially with a divided congress, are not destined to go far in their original state. But Ryan has raised the bar. Concessions will be made and deadlines will loom, just as they did over a week ago. But with this 2012 budget proposal, we know that Ryan is in it for the long haul. He has a concrete plan, whereas the naysayers still struggle to match their rhetoric with serious results. In short, one young congressman has managed to outshine all the rest in this budget debate. And given a few tweaks, his plan might actually work. — Tanner Weigel is a sophomore studying Spanish and history. He can be reached at letters@wildcat.arizona.edu.

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Two female UA students were charged with minor in possession on April 15. Around midnight, a UAPD officer was patrolling First Street and Vine Avenue when he saw two women who appeared intoxicated. One woman, clutching a cement pillar, seemed to be vomiting or urinating. After approaching the students, he found that she had squatted to urinate. The woman said that she had only two beers at a house off-campus while the other student said that she drank “jungle juice.” Both students exhibited symptoms of intoxication and submitted to portable Breathalyzer tests. The results showed that both women had alcohol in their system so they were arrested for minor in possession. They were cited, released on scene and taken home by a taxicab.

Sparky tags Arizona Stadium

Arizona State fans attempted to rebrand Arizona Stadium on April 16. A University of Arizona Police Department officer on patrol spotted graffiti underneath the east side of the stadium at 5 p.m. “SPARKY” was spray-painted, about three feet in height, in black paint on a column under the stadium. A victim’s rights form was sent to the UA.

Drunk and deceitful

On April 15 a UAPD officer, patrolling Euclid Avenue, noticed two women in a parking lot north of the Aggie House. One of the women was squatting next to a brick pillar and appeared to be urinating. As the officer approached her and shined his vehicle’s spotlight on the woman, she immediately stood up and fixed her clothing. When the officer asked for her identification, she gave her name and said that she didn’t have a license. She also said she didn’t have an address because her parents had moved from California to Phoenix. A records check on the name and information given to the officer showed no result. The woman then admitted that she had given false information. When she told the officer her real information, the results indicated that she was underage. The officer then arrested her for minor in possession, criminal littering and false reporting. She was cited and released on scene. Police Beat is compiled from official University of Arizona Police Department reports. A complete list of UAPD activity can be found at www.uapd.arizona.edu.

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hat is the price of inspiration? For Rachel Soule, it’s worth $500. On Saturday, dance freshman Soule will receive “The Magic In You” Endowment for Fine Arts Outreach Award, which will help her to inspire a little bit of magic in others. Every year since its creation by Dr. Ruth Mondschein in 2004, “The Magic In You” Endowment has been awarded to a University of Arizona College of Fine Arts student who has shown an interest in working with K-12 children and youth, especially those who are disadvantaged or disabled. According to Suzanne Rice, the director of development for the College of Fine Arts, “Dr. Ruth created this endowment to reflect her own deeply held beliefs in the transformative power of the arts and their ability to touch lives, especially of those with disabilities.” The funds provide resources to enable the recipient to reach out and host educational workshops or performances in local schools. Soule will be the first recipient of the “Magic In You” Endowment in honor of her future endeavors. Soule was chosen to receive this year’s endowment to help with a project that combines two of her greatest passions. “I want to choreograph a dance using both UA dancers and deaf children from the Arizona State School of the Deaf and Blind,” said Soule.

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Rachel Soule, a dance freshman, performs a dance routine behind the Park Student Union on Tuesday. Soule will be receiving “The Magic In You” Endowment for Fine Arts Outreach Award to help with a project that combines American Sign Language and dance.

Soule first got the idea for the project after dance professor Melissa Lowe mentioned an opportunity to incorporate American Sign Language and dancing. “I have always been interested in the deaf culture,” said Soule. “When I was in elementary school, for book reports I would always get an American Sign Language Dictionary and decide to give my report on that. I don’t know why … I don’t know anyone who’s deaf and I am not really even incorporated with the deaf culture that much. I just really have found an interest in it.” Her interest will soon mean an opportunity for both UA dancers and students at ASDB as Soule begins to make plans for her dance piece. “Right now I am envisioning having a trio of dancers and a handful of children from the ASDB,” explained Soule. “At first I was just thinking about having the dancers dance around the stage and then just having the students signing in the back,” said Soule. “But now I would really love to merge the two groups together, incorporating the deaf students dancing and maybe the dancers signing.” Soule is also excited to begin working with the ASDB students. “I think it would be really great for them to learn dance movements,” she said. “I mean, I don’t know what their school curriculum entails — if they’ve had dance before. I think it would be great to teach them and

try to incorporate dance into their vocabulary and culture.” While Soule will not begin physically working with the dancers and the ASDB students until classes resume in the fall, she will be using her summer break to brainstorm and lay down a clearer vision of her plans. “That is where the endowment will help,” said Soule. Soule plans to allocate some of the funds toward transportation costs, such as busing ASDB students to and from the UA campus. Leftover funds will contribute to costumes and props. Along with meeting the demands of such an innovative project, Soule also faces nerves surrounding being somewhat of a rookie to the choreographic scene. “I choreographed when I was younger, but I haven’t really done anything since then so I am kind of nervous,” Soule admitted. “We have so many great choreographers (at the School of Dance), so I am going to do my own thing and see if it works out.” Soule is ballet-trained, but she describes her choreographic manner as kind of “a strong, weird, nonclassical style.” Once Soule finishes her dance, she will audition her piece to be placed in the fall Student Spotlight Concert. Soule sees her project as an educational experience that will prepare her for a future of inspiring others. “I want to do something with dance therapy later on,” said Soule. “I am so honored to have this opportunity. I can’t wait to get started.”

Post-punk revival rockers take over Rialto Evoking the dark imagery and somber tones of late ‘70s/early ‘80s alternative British rock bands like The Smiths and Joy Division, New York City-based Interpol hit airwaves hard in the mid 2000s. After earning their indiealbum cred with cult hit “Turn On the Bright Lights” in 2001, their endlessly catchier 2004 release “Antics” paved their way to stardom. Interpol played a show in Tucson on April 17, and those lucky enough to be there enjoyed the soul-soothing experience of a near-critical-overload of bass guitar, typical of their sound: tricky guitar arrangements lilting over confident, hard-hitting bass. Front man Paul Bank’s somber siren song rounded out the sound, delivering terse lyrics like haunting and confusing poetry. Interpol’s set was a seamless medley of polished performances: a typical selection from their new, self-titled album, a mix of fan favorites and a few wildcards. Drummer Sam Fogarino showed his chops on second-album single “Evil”; fans air-drummed along with frightening precision to the midtempo ballad’s cymbal-heavy bridge.

Likewise, guitarist Daniel Kessler stole the stoplight with his boogiehappy performances, adding sway equally to his guitar and hips through a particularly high-energy performance of fan favorite “Say Hello to the Angels.” The dedicated audience that stayed after the bow-out was treated to an impressive five-song encore. The roar of the of the post-hipsters as the band retook the stage rivaled that of the time they found out a new Buffalo Exchange was opening up downtown. While attendees were impressed by Interpol’s performance, they were equally impressed by the performance of one particularly lanky young man with amazing footwork. Just seconds after the end of a lighter-in-handprompting performance of “Not Even Jail,” a fan leapt from the front row to the top of the stage in one bound, sneaking up behind Paul Banks before planting a kiss on his lips. Security guards were not pleased, but the crowd was ecstatic. Ultimately, the show was a worthy treat for any Interpol fan or musical enthusiast of bass-driven sad rock. Between the setting of gloomy fog, multi-colored stage lights and a Rialto full of die-hard fans, it was hard not to have a good time. Photo courtesy of chavo.net

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resourceful, it’s the point. Lines like “You’re doing the work of three people,” when spoken to the maid, take on more meaning for the audience that knows that the actor indeed occupies three roles. Further, even if the first half plods, bogged down

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British couple learn the ins and outs of reviewing sex toys Prince William and Kate Middleton have a royal wedding to plan, but they aren’t the only British couple keeping busy these days. Steph and Mel Teague also have their hands full, but in a slightly different way: Their hands are ﬁlled with sex toys. The Teagues, of Birmingham, have just won a nationwide contest in Britain to become sex-toy reviewers for Your Pleasure Zone, an online and mail order retailer of adult products. As part of their job description,

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“Joyful Noise” Featuring the UA Studio Jazz Ensemble and the Studio Jazz Combo April 20, 7:30p.m. The University of Arizona School of Music presents “Joyful Noise,” the UA Studio Jazz Ensemble’s ﬁnal concert of the 2010-2011 season. Admission: $5 Music Room: Crowder Hall Cartooning April 20, 6pm – 8pm Union Gallery. Focusing on a historical view of cartoonists. Please sign up for this event in the Union Gallery Temple Grandin Starring Golden Globe winner Claire Danes. Temple Grandin, paints a picture of a young woman’s perserverance and determination while struggling with the isolation challenges of autism at a time when it was quite unknown. Undaunted by educational, social and professional roadblocks Temple overcomes the odds by becoming one of the top leading scientists in the humane livestock handling industry. Sponsored by the Women’s Resource Center. Free. April 20: 7PM The Gallagher Theater Student Union Memorial Center.

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strong partnerships and diplomacy with those who don’t agree with you. A spending spree tempts. Check for sales and bargains before getting a bigticket item. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) — Today is an 8 — You’re ready to make changes for the better. Follow your dreams, and share them with others. Don’t be afraid if you don’t know how. Your luck improves. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) — Today is a 6 — There’s a tendency to overthink today. Don’t worry about money …

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The University of Arizona Staff Advisory Council Presents “On Our Own Time” The 1st Annual National Arts Program® Staff Art Exhibit March 30th - April 21nd. Student Union Gallery. This Exhibit is Open to the Public. The Retablo of Ciudad Rodrigo at UA Museum of Art April 05, 2011 —ongoing. 1031 N. Olive Rd., (520)621-7567 The University of Arizona Museum of Art’s exhibit of 26 panels from the altarpiece of Ciudad Rodrigo comprises one of the most important groups of paintings produced in late 15thcentury Spain by the artists Fernando Gallego and Master Bartolomé. artmuseum. arizona. edu “Face to Face: 150 Years of Photographic Portraiture” exhibit is being shown in the Center for Creative Photography main auditorium until May 15, 2011. “Ansel Adams: Arizona and the West” exhibit is being shown in the Center for Creative Photography until May 15, 2011. “Dangerous Beauty: Minerals of the Hindu Kush” Exhibit through June 30, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Southern Arizona residents and visitors can take a rare peek inside the headlines surrounding the vast mineral resources of Afghanistan and Pakistan with the University of Arizona Mineral Museum’s new exhibit, featuring some of the most beautiful and valuable gems and minerals ever displayed from the Hindu Kush.

Art Exhibit by Carol Lucas March 21- May 13, 9a.m. - 4:30p.m. Local artist Carol Lucas is currently displaying her vibrant acrylic artwork, featuring nature. Campus Christian Center, 715 N. Park Ave. http://clucasart. shutterﬂy.com Exhibit Commemorates Stewart Lee Udall Legacy “I’m for Stew: The Life and Times of Stewart Lee Udall” will be on display through June 15 in the gallery at Special Collections at the University Libraries, located at 1510 E. University Blvd. “Treasures of the Queen” Exhibit at UA Mineral Museum Feb. 06 — May 31 1601 E. University Blvd. 520-621-4516 The Flandrau Science Center and the UA Mineral Museum presents a special exhibition celebrating historic Bisbee and collections of rare Bisbee minerals, including specimens from the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair.

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20th Arizona International Film Festival April 01 - April 20, The 20th anniversary of showcasing the very best in contemporary, independent cinema with opportunities to meet ﬁlmmakers and other events at The Screening Room and other venues around Tucson. 127 E. Congress St., 520-882-0204 www. ﬁlmfestivalarizona.com/

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Casted Conversations Art Exhibition. April 20 from 6-11pm at Scott and Co (Located downtown at 49 N. Scott Ave). Bill Schenck: The Serigraphs at Tucson Museum of Art March 21 - June 05. 140 N. Main Avenue, 520-624-2333 Contemporary painter Bill Schenck’s serigraphs at Tucson Museum of Art encompass ﬁctionalized Western histories, Native American subjects, and depictions of the modern cowboy/cowgirl.

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100th Annual Pima County Fair through April 24th 11300 S. Houghton Rd. Located South of I/10 and Houghton Rd. Exit 275 520-762-FAIR www.pimacountyfair.com Burn The Floor Tucson Music Hall Tuesday 4/19/2011 through Sunday, 4/24/2011 Journey into King Tut’s Tomb Exhibit March 21, 2011 — May 01, 2011 300 E. Congress St., Tucson, AZ See more than 130 authentic replicas of King Tut’s stunning funerary mask, mummiﬁcations couch, weapons, tools, and more at this exhibit at The Rialto Building, downtown Tucson. http://www.raadtucson.com/index.html

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! 1-5 BeDRoom Houses and Apartment units located close to uofA. PRElEASING FOR SuMMER AND FAll 2011! www.PrestigiousuofArentals.com Call 331.8050 for showing appts ! All utilitieS pAiD. 1Rm studio $350 no kitchen, refridgerator only. Giant studio w/kitchen $620. A/C, quiet, no pets, security patrolled. www.uofahousing.com 2995020/ 624-3080 !!!FAmily owneD &opeRAteD. Studio 1,2,3 or 4BD houses & apartments. 4blks north of uofA. $360 to $1800. Available now or pre-lease. No pets, security patrolled. www.uofahousing.com 299-5020, 624-3080. !!!wAlk oR bike to campus. Beautifully renovated and maintained properties very close to school. 1,2 and 3BR units for 6/1 and 8/1. Don Martin Apts, House Mother Apts & university lofts. We care about our buildings and our tenants. www.universityapartments.net 520-906-7215. 1BeDRoom, 3BlockS FRom campus. Private backyards, tiled throughout, extra large closets, private parking, onsite laundry and bbq ramadas. $620/mo w/lease. 2bd/ 1ba, 3blocks from campus. W/D, A/C, dishwasher. $800/mo w/lease. Studio, 2nd & Drachmann, tiled throughout, lush landscaping. $425/mo w/lease. 520-207-6281 or horchacha@cox.net 1Blk FRom uoFA reserve your apartment for summer or fall. Furnished or unfurnished. 1bedroom from $610. Pool/ laundry. 5th/ Euclid. Call 751-4363 or 309-8207 for appointment. 2BD w/pool, A/c, laundry, dishwasher, fountain, ramada, oak floors, covered porch. $700/mo. 2806 N. Tucson Blvd. (Tucson & Glenn intersection) Cell: 520-2402615 or 520-299-3987

SieRRA pointe ApARtmentS. great for Students! 1mile from uofA. 1 and 2 Bedrooms starting at $665. awesome roommate floorplans. Rent includes *high speed internet, expanded cable, heating, a/C, water, sewer &trash* Pet friendly. Our quiet property also has a pool, spa,2 laundry facilities and 24/hr fitness center. Call us today at 520-323-1170. located at Tucson Blvd/ Grant. SieRRA pointe ApARtmentS. Spaces are filling up fast! Don’t wait, reserve your new home for fall. Call us today at 520-3231170. SpeciAl SummeR only leases (2-3 months) 1BD furnished $425/mo. university Arms. 3blocks to campus. Near shopping & rec center. 623-0474 www.ashtongoodman.com SpeciAl! 1BeD/ 1BAth $320 and 3Bed/1Bath for $575. 2Bed/ 2Bath and 4Bed/ 2bath also available. Call (520)888-2111 or visit www.oasisapartments.net StuDio uoFA umc 1mile. All utilities included. Private patio, offstreet parking, evap cooling. available June 1. 2563 N Fremont/ rear unit/ go down alley. Do not disturb tenants. Call to see. 299-3227 9097771 StuDioS FRom $400 spacious apartment homes with great downtown location. 884-8279. Blue Agave Apartments 1240 n. 7th Ave. Speedway/ Stone. www.blueagaveapartments.com uA convenient, lARge 1BD 1920s duplex, wood floors, ceiling fans, $435/mo, lease, deposit, no pets. Available June 1. 682-7728. utilitieS incluDeD $505*/mo. Pool & laundry. Wood floors. *Special pricing. 770 N Dodge Blvd. Call 798-3331 Peach Properties HM, Inc. www.peachprops.com chARming conDo FoR rent. 2miles uOFA. 2BR W/balconies, 2bth, office room, new appliances, washer and dryer, patio, 2covered parking + visitors parking. Quiet/ safe.(Campbell/ Glenn) $825. Contact 520-906-2325

pRe-leASing FoR FAll. luxury condo 2BR 2BA $800/mo. Incl. most utils. Washer Dryer Dishwasher Clean Secure unit. Across from Walmart. lease terms negotiable. 520-272-4162 SAm hugheS plAce Condo, 3BD/2BA, June, July only. Overlooks fountain. Tile Floors. Price neg. 210-241-3900 or 623-9104027.

!!!!!1BD w/pool, laundry, fountain, ramada, oak floors, covered porch. $550/mo. 2806 N. Tucson Blvd. Cell: (520)240-2615, (520)299-3987. 1Block FRom mAingAte, new 2-story luxury duplex. 3bd + loft, 2 1/2ba, security system + patrol, 2car garage, patio, balcony, W/D. Available 8/1/2011. $2400/mo. (up to 4roommates) 207-2772/ 314-265-8544 2BD/ 1BA on Adams/ Tyndall. Extra large, 1000sqft w/ W/D, A/C, & private yard with off street parking, $950/mo $800 deposit. Available August 1. 843 E. Adams #1 call 520-240-2615. 2BeDRoom Duplex BehinD uMC. Available June 10th. 1419 E. Adams $900/mo. Call 7983331 Peach Properties HM, Inc www.peachprops.com 2BR tRi-plex. 1285 e. Glenn St. $595/mo. Call 798-3331 Peach Properties HM, Inc www.peachprops.com 3-4BR/ 3BA “THE KINGDOM” Available Aug. ($2,300/mo) 1,910sqft, 2car garage & addl parking, laundry rm, prvt yard, stainless appliances, granite, hardwood, fireplace, balcony! Call Elliott (847)890-2255 http://tucson.craigslist.org/apa/2300294589.html 5Blk noRth to uA/ uMC. Awesome 2bed/1bath ($675) available 8/1. 1bed/1bath ($485) available 6/1 1225 E. Elm call 591-8188. lARge 2BD 1Bth. 2blocks from campus, parking, W/D, A/C, quiet, clean. $700/mo. See website for availability: www.thecastleproperties.com 520-406-5515 or 520-9032402.

! 3BlkS to uoFA. $535. large studio with hardwood floors, private enclosed yard, W/D, A/C, covered parking. No pets. Available June. 520-743-2060 www.tarolaproperties.com cloSe umc cAmpuS. 1bd, 1ba, beautiful guesthouse, safe, clean, skylights, ceiling fans, built-in furniture. Bay window. Completely furnished. $595. 248-1688 lARge StuDioS AcRoSS from campus! A/C, ceiling fans, private patios. Available June 1st. $465/mo water included. No pets. 299-6633 neweR gueSthouSe in Sam Hughes, garage, a/c, 700sqft $600. AlSO WAlK TO uofA, water included, washer/ dryer, Available June $650. CAll REDI 520623-5710 lOG ON WWW.AZREDIRENTAlS.COM StuDio 1Blk to uofA. Top condition. Off-street parking. Walled in yard. Available now. $450/mo. 520575-7799

! 1-4 BeDRoomS. olD World Charm, New World Conveniences. Walk, Bike, Bus to uA. PRElEASING. 310.497.4193 wildcatrentals@gmail.com ! 1-5 BeDRoom Houses and Apartment units located close to uofA. PRElEASING FOR SuMMER AND FAll 2011! www.PrestigiousuofArentals.com Call 331.8050 for showing appts ! 1FouR BeDRoom leFt. Quality, green, highly efficient home. Covered ramada, large backyard. 2master bdrms. 480.374.5092 kimcoproperties@gmail.com ! 1thRee BeDRoom leFt. Quality, green, highly efficient home. Walk, bike, bus or tram to uA. All amenities 480.374.5092 kimcoproperties@gmail.com ! 4BR/ 2.5 BA $1900. Spacious rooms, fireplace, W/D, aC, dishwasher, big kitchen, huge yard, split floorplan. 440-7776 ! 5BRm/ 5BAth- $3000. 5blocks to campus. 2story, AC, W/D, dishwasher, microwave, fireplace, big kitchen, walk-in closets. 398-5738

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! 7 BeDRoom 7 BAth BRAnD new Huge 3900sqft luxury home. 4car garage. Huge common areas, 7 large Master Suits. Balconies. Monitored Security System. available august, Be first to live in this amazing home. 8841505 www.MyuofARental.com. ! JuSt ReDuceD + $500 CREDIT towards 1st month’s rent! 5Bdrm/3Bath Homes. Walk to the u! 920 E. Elm (Rent $2800) & 1521 N. Park Ave. (Rent $2950) Central A/C, ceiling fans, lg bdrms, security doors & gated courtyards, fully equipped kitchens, laundry rms. avail. first wk of aug. all rents incl. City trash/water. Contact Erika: desertdwell@me.com or 602-703-5557 !!! 4BD 2BA with pool (svc included) on very quiet street near Mountain and Prince avail Aug 1 W/D DW AC Call Alex 520-3705448 $1400/mo !!!!!!!! AweSome 6BeDRoom, 3BAth house. $3300/month. available august 2011. Large floor plan with huge covered porch, washer/dryer, A/C, two balconies, walk in closets, alarm system, pets welcome, plus more. http://www.universityRentalinfo.com No security deposit (o.a.c.) Call 747-9331. !!!!!Sign up now for FY11– 2, 3, 4 & 5bdm, Newer homes! 1mi to uofA, A/C, Garages & all appl. included. www.GoldenWestManagement.com 520-790-0776 !3BR/2BA, $1275/ month, close to uA, newer, modern, gated community, www.uAoffcampus.com or 520-891-9043.

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1040.00 peR/ month, security deposit in payments. Available May 1. Kolb/ 22nd. Beautiful 3bedroom/ 2bath, saltillo floors, newly carpeted bedrooms. Fresh paint. Fireplace, covered parking, huge walled backyard. Safe neighborhood. Pets welcomed. Stephanie Brady 515-661-9365 2BeDRoom houSe in Sam Hughes, water included, walled yd $850. AlSO 4Blocks to Campus, 2Bedroom 2bath 1100sqft House, washer/dryer $875.CAll REDI 520-623-5710 lOG ON WWW.AZREDIRENTAlS.COM 2BR 1BA houSe. Broadway & Swan: 4miles from campus. Completely remodeled/ all new. Huge covered backyard $1400/mo including all utilities, TV & hispeed. Bob Cook (520) 444-2115 cook.bob@comcast.net. 2BR houSe w/ Den. Available June 10th. 1701 E. Copper. $1100/mo. Call 798-3331 Peach Properties HM, Inc. www.peachprops.com 2min to cAmpuS IN FY11– 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5bdm, homes & apartments! 1mi to uofA, A/C, Garages & all appl. included. www.GoldenWestManagement.com 520-7900776 3BD/ 2BA, neweR 1518sqft house. Built in 2005 with 2-car garage, upgrades throughout with mountain views. Central location only 2.5miles from uofA. Beautiful tile throughout. Tiled, multihead shower in the Master. Contemporary open floorplan with spacious rooms. All appliances including washer and dryer are included. Available June 1. $1300 per month. Contact Amanda 559-3604753. 3BeD, 2BAth, A/c, Tile floors, ceiling fans, dishwasher, washer & dryer, pantry, large enclosed yard, covered parking. Immaculate. Available now. Pima & Columbus. 3miles to campus. $1050. Call 631-7563.

!AmAZing weSt university 1bdrm guest house. $695. Secluded walled in bungalow with oak floors, a/C, W/D, lovely private yard and much more. No pets. Available June. 520-7432060. www.tarolaproperties.com.

3bed. 1040 edison. Fantastic location, walk to campus, large rooms, outdoor fireplace, huge yard, updated kit., conc. floors, w/d, Ac, $1425/mo. Available August. prelease now! call 312203-9024.

!ReSeRve youR 3, 4 or 6 bedroom home now for August. Great homes 2 to 5 blocks to uA. Call for details. 884-1505 or visit us at www.MyuofARental.com.

3BeDRoom 1BAth 2BlockS north of campus,washer & dryer and swimming pool. $1,155 d-n-b-properties.com or Bryan 9073763.

$800-$2400 Fy11 – 3, 4 & 5bdm, BRAND NEW homes! 2mi to uofA, A/C, Garages & all appl. included. www.GoldenWestManagement.com 520-790-0776 *** 3BDRm/ 2BA, two-story home, 1212sqft, at 4229 E Boulder Springs Way, Columbus & Fort lowell (Riverhaven), $1050 rent, $1050 security deposit, available August 1st, or June 1st with a 14mo lease, call Martha at 2479672 or mobwright@gmail.com.

3BeDRoom 2BAth houSe, a/C, den, fireplace, washer/ dryer, walled yd, covered patio, pets ok $1200. AlSO 3Bedroom 2bath House In Sam Hughes, wood floors, office, washer/dryer, updated kitchen, walled yard $1595. CAll REDI 520-623-5710 lOG ON WWW.AZREDIRENTAlS.COM 3BlkS to uoFA Beautiful 2bd/1ba. Walk or bike to uofA. New air, kitchen, w/d, fenced yard. $1350/mo 520-444-0483 edu

A Guide to Religious Services ANGLICAN FELLOWSHIP Sunday Mass- 12:00 1212 NO. SAHUARA, TUCSON. Evening Prayer Tuesday 5:30 ADA MCCORMIK BLDG./ CHAPEL 1401 E 1ST., UA | (520) 991-9842

LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY-ELCA Wednesday Dinner /Vespers 6pm Sunday 10:30am WWW.LCM-UA.ORG. 715 N. PARK AVE.

CONGREGATION ANSHEI ISRAEL *Conservative* Daily Minyan 7:30am; Friday Service 5:45pm; Shabbat Morning 9:00am 5550 E. 5TH ST AT CRAYCROFT | 745-5550

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3BR 2.5BA A/c, pool, New carpet, new showers etc. tennis court, covered parking. Water & trash paid, lease, no pets, near Starpass. $850. 682-7728.

peRFect locAtion! BeAutiFul 3bed/ 2bath house. Available June 5. $1150/month. mtsusa@cox.net for details.

3BR/2BA with pool. 1 1/2 miles to uofA. Washer/ dryer, fenced yard, garage + 2carports, covered patio, includes pool service- $1575/Mo. Call lynn 831320-3127.

pRiceS StARting At $390 per room, per month. Individual leases, private entrances fully furnished 2, 3 and 4 bedroom homes available for immediate move in. Call or come by today! 520.622.8503, 1725 N. Park Ave. Visit us at www.casaespanaapts.com.

4Bedroom, 2.5Bathroom. living area’s fully furnished which includes pool table, sofa, and t.v. newer home, safe community. Alarm system. minutes away from the university. 1600$ a month. hunter (602)616-9516. 4BR 2.5BAth, AvAilABle AuguSt. SAFeR, Quiet SAm hugheS. $1,975. 2221 e. 9th St. See uAhomeS.net, click home “i”. SheilA, 520235-1157. 4BR, 2BA, 2cAR garage, ceiling fans, fireplace. 2.8miles from campus. 445 E. Geronimo Bluff loop. $1600/mo. +utilities. Available Aug. 1. call 419-4490. 5- 6BD, 2BA with hot tub and pool (svc included) Huge house near Prince and Stone. No master bath, dual fridges. W/D DW AC avail Aug 1, 1800/mo call Alex 520370-5448 5BlkS to uoFA. 4 or 5bd, 3ba. All new inside. AC, WD, Dishwasher. $1900/mo, available 6/1. No pets. Security patrolled. www.uofahousing.com 624-3080/ 2995020 5BR 3BAthS. one block to uA!!! $3000. Big bedrooms, balcony, fenced yard, parking, fireplace, W/D 1720sf. 398-5738 6BeDRoom! AweSome FlooRplAn! Big rooms, blocks to campus! Front door parking! Rent $500/ person. 520.398.5738 www.casabonitarentals.com A cloSe to campus, close to play, and close to perfect new home. We have 2, 3 and 4 bedroom homes with private entrances, separate leases, roommate matching if needed, fully furnished, most utilities paid and much more. Call or come by for this weeks’ special 520-622-8503 or 1725 N. Park Avenue. ADJAcent uoFA: nice 5bedroom/ 3bath home located at 1208 E. Drachman just north of law school. Washer, Dryer, A/C. $2,250/mo. Available 6/1. Call Neil, DSR at 977-4602.

BeAutiFul 5BD 3BA house. Sky lights, ceiling fans, marble floor, walled yard, close to bus lines, shopping. lease $1700. 2481688 cloSe to cAmpuS 4Bedroom 2bath House with garage, a/c, fireplace, washer/dryer, gazebo with firepit $1600. aLSO 5Bedroom 2bath House 4blocks from uofA, washer/ dryer, walled yard, Available August $1850. CAll REDI 520-623-5710 lOG ON WWW.AZREDIRENTAlS.COM Dmt pRopeRtieS. peRSonAliZeD pRopeRty mAnAgement SeRviceS Since 1999. 1,2,3, and 4 bedroom homes available. Close to uofA with many amenties. Call Ilene 520.240.6487. pavon@cox.net. hop, Skip, Jump to uA! 4BR, 2BA home. Fenced yard. 2-c gar +add’l parking. Freshly remodeled. Big kitchen &BRs. Sunrm great office/study. Tile. Ac. pets neg. partially furn oR unfurn. campus less than 1mi. $1980/mo, sec dep, util not incl. Avail may 1st. prudential Fthlls Re evelyn 520-344-4611 newly RemoDeleD StuDent housing near campus. 1,2,3 bedrooms available. For information please call 520-615-7707

SAm hugheS, clASSic Homes, Near uofA, 3BD 2BA; 2BR 1BA, 1BD 1BA, AC, wood/ tile floors, W/D. 520-400-8796 SAve youR QuARteRS for playing pool down on 4th Ave. We have washers and dryers in select homes! Imagine the time and money you’ll save doing laundry in your own home! 5blocks from campus- 10minutes walking 5minutes on a bike. Close to university Boulevard and 4th Ave. Call for specials 520-622-8503 or 1725 N. Park Avenue.

A gReAt locAtion, at an incredible price! M/F needed for a fully furnished HuGE apartment close to campus. Most utilities paid, private entrances, separate leases. Call for our move in specials 520.622.8503 m/F neeDeD FoR great apartment close to campus (5blocks away), fully furnished, most utilities are paid, private entrances, separate leases! MuST SEE! Call Astrid 520.622.8503. RoommAteS wAnteD/ RoomAteS needed! 2, 3 and 4 bedrooms open for immediate move in. M/F ok, Smoking/Non-smoking available, starting from $390. Individual leases, private entrances. Call for appointment 520.622.8503.

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Rickard’s success stems from work ethic tice field. “There’s certain guys that practice the right way, and No one foresaw Arizona cen- some that practice the easy ter fielder Joey Rickard getting way,” Lopez said. “I’m not gooff to the start he has in 2011. ing to predict he was going to lead the nation in hits, but I Not even himself. “I never even thought thought he was going to be a about leading the country (in good player. Leading the nahits),” Rickard said. “I’ve been tion in hits, that’s pretty impressive. But if you would fortunate.” Rickard has led all of col- have said top-5 or top-10, I lege baseball in hits (61) for would have said, ‘Yeah, that nearly his entire sophomore makes sense.’” Rickard’s work in the batseason, thanks in large part to his mindset in practice, which ting cages isn’t the only reason for his focuses on success. His getting betblazing speed ter day-in has lent his and day-out batting averin batting What: Arizona at Oregon age a helping practice inWhere: PK Stadium, Eugene, Ore. hand more stead of getthan once this When: April 21-23 ting caught season, not up in a home that that’s a run contest. surprise to “It’s been pounded into my head to have anyone. He gained 10 pounds of musthe same approach since high school,” said Rickard, a Las cle after spending the sumVegas native. “Just try to work mer working out with about 10 teammates, lifting weights on the little things.” Arizona head coach Andy and hitting in the batting cagLopez also attributes much of es almost daily. “Surrounded by this group, Rickard’s success to how he handles himself on the prac- you’re pretty much the out-

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Sophomore Joey Rickard has paced the Arizona baseball team’s offense this season. On top of leading the team with a .409 batting average, the outfielder leads the nation in hits with 61.

cast if you’re not doing your work,” said Rickard, who is also a fixture in the group of players taking early batting

Grigsby on NFL radar after pro day By Mike Schmitz Arizona Daily Wildcat

practice each day. Rickard isn’t only ahead of the game practice situations. RICKARD, page 13

The Arizona club hockey program was expected to be officially transformed from Leo Golembiewski’s Icecats to a more traditional program on Tuesday evening. Golembiewski was set to be removed as head coach and with the help of the Campus Recreation’s funding, Arizona club hockey would become a student-run organization like other club sports. But no announcement was made on Tuesday and the news is expected to come in the next few days as the process is finalized. Vice President of Student Affairs Frank Farias, who is helping to head up the operation, was not available to comment on Tuesday evening.

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UA battling through injuries, offensive slumps By Tyler Johnson Arizona Daily Wildcat

As Nic Grigsby’s injuryplagued Wildcat career came to a close, it appeared the elusive running back wasn’t going to be hearing his name called on draft day. Despite his 1,153-yard, 13-touchdown sophomore campaign, Grigsby’s oncepromising Arizona career ended with nagging injuries and minimal productivity. He became foreign to NFL scouts, leaving him uninvited to the NFL Combine and left out of every mock draft on the web. As he amassed only 197 carries during his last two seasons due to shoulder and ankle injuries, the Whittier, Calif., native had no recent film to show to NFL teams. Grigsby’s final shot at making a name for himself came on March 12 during Arizona’s pro day, where he had a chance to erase some of his poor play and give himself a realistic shot at finding his way into the league. With his future at stake, Grigsby rose to the occasion — literally. He posted an unheard of 43.5-inch vertical leap and ran the 40-yard dash in 4.31 seconds.

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Running back Nic Grigsby is making a surprise run at the NFL. After injuries derailed the junior and senior seasons of his promising career, Grigsby’s impressive measurables have impressed NFL scouts.

“It was crazy,” said former Arizona defensive end Brooks Reed. “That’s good for him, man. He needed to get his name out there somehow, and that’s probably the best way to do it on pro day.” Grigsby said his plan was to “steal the show.” He did more than that — he may have stolen himself an NFL job that once seemed to be out of the realm of possibilities. In a sport so fixated on measurables and workout times, the 5-foot-11,

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Freshman pitcher Shelby Babcock will likely start in Kenzie Fowler’s place this weekend against ASU.

Wildcats’ next series against Washington. The team could not muster a single run in the 3-0 defeat, despite outhitting the Huskies 8-6. What happened next was vintage Mike Candrea — a last-minute lineup change that seemingly solved all problems. “I was OK with it because I kind of agreed with his reasoning,” said outfielder Brittany SOFTBALL, page 13

Despite Carmelo’s 42 points, Knicks waste another chance McClatchy Tribune BOSTON — Without Chauncey Billups, maybe the Knicks had a chance Tuesday night. Without Amar’e Stoudemire in the second half because of back spasms? All yours Carmelo. Really, all yours — on the 27th anniversary of the first of Bernard King’s first of back-to-back 46-point playoff games. ‘Melo did all he could, scoring 42 while also grabbing 17 boards. His all, though, couldn’t prevent Celtics 96, Knicks 93 — the second straight game in this now 2-0 series in which the Knicks lost the lead in the final 15 seconds. Kevin Garnett’s jump-hook with 13.3 seconds left over Jared Jeffries, who’d just given the lead six seconds earlier, produced the winning points before Anthony, forgoing a shot for the lead, fed Jeffries underneath, who turned the ball over trying to feed Bill Walker in the lane. Yes, it was an odd cast of characters the Knicks had to play minus Billups all night and then Stoudemire, who layed less than 18 minutes and scored only

four before exiting. But if there were any questions why the Knicks got Anthony, he answered them Tuesday in the wake of his 5-for-18 Game 1. Until he scored his final points with 2:37 to play, he all but carried the Knicks to what would have been a win for the ages. Instead, like Sunday’s Game 1, they were so close, yet go home with a deficit from which only 6 percent of teams in such a hole have emerged to win a series. The Knicks also lost Toney Douglas, Billups’ replacement, early to foul trouble and spotted the Celtics a 10-point first-half lead, then wiped it out to lead for the second straight game at the half. Still, once Stoudemire — who appeared to hurt his back in the first quarter — was declared out, it looked bleak for Mike D’Antoni’s team as it fell behind by 11 late in the third quarter. But ‘Melo was getting on a roll, eventually scoring the Knicks’ next 13 points to draw the Knicks within 76-74 before assisting on a Ronny Turiaf score that tied the score, then draining a right-wing 13-footer for the lead.

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RICKARD continued from page 12 He puts the team first during his ingame at-bats, giving his teammates another reason to respect him. “He really motivates everyone starting off the lineup with great at-bats,” said outfielder Rob Refsnyder, who is also Rickard’s housemate. “He just exudes confidence. It’s not about the hits for him — it’s about seeing pitches for the rest of the lineup. Every day, it seems like he has multiple hits. He’s always on first, and he’s always scoring.” Scoring is something that Rickard has done a lot of, but it’s not his only specialty. He’s tied for third on the team

SOFTBALL continued from page 12 Lastrapes, who was moved from lead-off to third. “We just needed something different, it didn’t really matter what it was. It kind of felt weird because I’ve been batting leadoff for so long.” According to Candrea, one of the motives behind the change and its timing was his philosophy on coaching female players, which he has been cultivating at Arizona for more than 20 years. “I’m usually very slow at juggling people around, and a lot of it, I think, is the female mentality,” he said. “I think they like stability. I’ve always found over the years that it tends to work better when they kind of know what’s happening. I think we got to a point tonight where we had to try something to change things.”

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in runs (32), leads the team in batting average (.409) and total bases (79), and has stolen 10 bases, good for second on the team. Rickard can flash the leather, too. He leads the team in outfield assists with three, and has made only two errors while starting all 36 of Arizona’s games. He’s also healthy for the first time since last year. Rickard battled a nagging groin injury for most of his freshman season, but was still able to garner Pacific 10 Conference Honorable Mention in 2010. Although Rickard’s practice regiment may seem exhausting, he doesn’t see it changing anytime soon. “So far,” he said, “it’s worked pretty well.”

continued from page 12 from the second to seventh round. His freakish athletic ability caught the attention of a handful of scouts, which led to draft workouts for the Miami Dolphins, Kansas City Chiefs, Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys. The Eagles are most interested in the shifty back, according to Grigsby. “They’ve been talking to me nonstop since pro day,” he said. “They tell me to imagine being in an offense with LeSean (McCoy), (DeSean Jackson) and Jeremy Maclin. It would be crazy.” Grigsby’s yet to prove he has the durability to play in the NFL, as he missed 17 of Arizona’s 26 games over the course of his last two seasons. But even though he’s not the most durable back, Grigsby still has the skill set to be productive as an NFL running back. “I could see him as like a situational kind of running back. Not every down but like a second-and-long, third-and-long kind of get him out in open space,” Reed said of Grigsby. “I could see him maybe returning punts or kickoffs.”

Candrea’s changes worked as Arizona scored 19 runs in the next two games and won its third straight Pac-10 series. But while Arizona’s offensive problems appear to be solved for the moment, there are worries to be had on defensel. The primary reason to stress is the apparent absence of Kenzie Fowler. The sophomore pitcher suffered a concussion when she was hit by a foul ball on Sunday and she may not be available for the crucial series against Arizona State. “She’s got a concussion right now,” said Candrea. “It’s one of those things that’s dayto-day and it can last days. It can last weeks. It can (last) months. It can last years.” That leaves freshman Shelby Babcock as the Wildcats’ only pitcher for this weekend against one of the best offensive teams in the country. Babcock has been solid at times but was shaky against the Huskies, allowing six earned runs on eight innings of work.

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But could Reed see Grigsby playing on the other side of the ball? The Oakland Raiders can. He received a call from Oakland Raiders defensive backs coach and former standout safety Rod Woodson asking Grigsby to work out on Monday at defensive back. “He called me and was like, ‘Look Nic, we like your size, your speed and your ability to play and be an athlete and we want to see if we can put you on either side of the ball,’” Grigsby said on Sunday. Grigsby played defensive back all throughout high school and said he was even an emergency option for head coach Mike Stoops at Arizona. After playing every down on the offensive side of the ball through college, Grigsby said he’s open to switching to defense. “I’ll play anything,” he said. “I still get a check. And plus, it might be even better because I would last longer.” Regardless of what position he might play, Grigsby’s created an opportunity for himself at the next level just when it seemed that his NFL window was closed. “Another opportunity to take care of my family, take care of myself, play in the NFL,” he said. “People dream about that.”

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he only reason for a one night stand is strictly for the sex,” said Jenna, an undeclared junior. And who would disagree with her? There are many questions attached to the one-time boot-knockin’ — how does it happen? what should you do post-coitus? does oral count? — but the stand’s purpose is not one of them. “It’s sex with a person one night who you don’t want to continue having sex with,” confirmed Chris, a business sophomore. Wildlife surveyed ten students — five male and five female — about their one night stand experiences. The results may be sobering.

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to go to sleep and leave early the next morning. However, it’s not just bang-and-run for everybody. The practice of snuggling is more common than you might expect.” Chris said that he would “snuggle if she was THAT good.” “I personally like to cuddle,” Eric said. “Doing so doesn’t have any connection for me to whether I like a person or not.” But romance isn’t a priority for everyone. “I wouldn’t stay and hang out all night or anything,” Lauren said. “Once the sex is over, it’s best to head home.” Jenna added that she usually borrows some clothes and sleeps over, but then bails as soon as possible. “Usually, I’m still wearing his clothes when I head home in the morning,” Jenna laughed. There is one exception to Jenna’s rule, though. “If the sex was good, we’ll wake

up and have sex again in the morning,” Jenna said. Amy, a creative writing sophomore, had a similar agenda: “I usually wake up three to five times during the night, and have sex with him again,” Amy said. Nonetheless, when it’s all over, “I have no idea what to say,” said Chris. He added that the only way to avoid complete awkwardness is to just “leave right when you wake up.” But as Eric suggested, “the walk of shame sucks no matter who you are. So I take them home in the morning and do my best to make good conversation.” Either way, the one-night stand experience “should be a lot of fun,” Lauren said. “Most people … will have a one night stand at some point in their life.”

ellie and Andy Jeffrey, both 22-year-old UA alumni, have known each other since their freshman year. They met through Navigators, a Christian ministry on campus. They began dating their junior year, and were married 11 months ago. For the year and a half that they dated, the Jeffreys did not go physically farther than kissing, and for much of that time, only on the cheek. “I didn’t actually kiss her on the lips until I proposed to her,” Andy Jeffrey said. While today’s campus culture seems steeped in casual sex, not all UA students take the decision to have sex lightly. Many carefully consider when, and if, to have sex. For young people who have decided to abstain from sex until marriage, the choice is often one they’ve been committed to for most of their lives. “Since I figured out or was told what sex was, that was kind of the plan,” said Ross Wilhelmi, a vocal music education senior. For Lauren Case, a civil engineering senior, waiting for marriage has always been the goal. She said it’s “kind of hard to say” how long she’s known she

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It seems to be a trend that both parties involved in the one-night stand were intoxicated. “One night stands, 98 percent of the time, happen after some alcohol is involved,” said Eric, a business junior. The ladies agreed. “Very few people will go into a one night stand sober,” said Lauren, a sociology junior.

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After the sex, what do you do? Cuddle? Shower? Are you supposed to sleep over? Matt, an engineering sophomore, said that “it depends on how drunk you are,” but that usually it’s best

— Some names were changed to accommodate students who wished to remain anonymous.

would choose abstinence before marriage. “I guess forever,” she added. Brittany Winter, an engineering senior who preferred not to use her real name to protect her privacy, considered abstinence as one of her possible paths growing up. “I had never really said, ‘Oh, I’m definitely waiting ‘till marriage,’” she said. “I think it was, ‘Oh, I could wait, and I’m not going to rush it. If I don’t feel ready, I will wait.’” Parental influences also played a part in these young people’s decisions about abstinence, though their parents’ experiences varied. Wilhelmi’s parents had not slept with one another or anyone else before they were married. “I had that example in my life and saw that it worked for them,” he said. Andy Jeffrey, on the other hand, saw the damage a premarital sexual relationship had on his parents. They dated for 10 years before they were married, and had sex during that time. “They told me how that was such a hard thing for them once they were married,” Jeffrey said. “It took awhile for sex to feel OK because before marriage, it was been riddled with all this guilt.” ABSTINENCE, page B2

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School of love Students weigh pros, cons of dating teachers By Samantha Munsey Arizona Daily Wildcat The average age difference between spouses in the United States is 3.5 years, according to the U.S. Census, with the male being significantly order than the female. But this hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stopped students from daydreaming about their teachers from time to time, no matter the age gap. The UAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s policy on teachers dating students is expressed in its Policy for Management of Personal Conflicts of Interest for The University of Arizona. The policy not only explains what the rules and conditions are for students dating teachers on campus, but also what to do if spouses are working in the same department at the university and even has information regarding roommate relationships. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Essentially it expresses the view that is best not to engage in personal relationships when you have a supervising role over someone else,â&#x20AC;? said Mary Beth Tucker, director of the Office of Institutional Equity. â&#x20AC;&#x153;However it acknowledges that this sometimes occurs.â&#x20AC;? Though there is no specific rule that prohibits teachers from dating students over the age of 18, the policy regards it as being too unprofessional. In most cases, the student will be removed from their classroom and placed in a different section of the course. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is an inherent conflict of interest in terms of grading that student and other students being upset about potential favoritism,â&#x20AC;? said Tucker. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For example, if I am teaching a class with a lot of sections and units such as Spanish it would be easy for the student to transfer into a different course.â&#x20AC;? In some outstanding cases where an accommodation cannot be reached, the end result could be the termination of the teacher. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think of an

example where conflict cannot be resolved in one way or another,â&#x20AC;? Tucker said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think it is very unlikely.â&#x20AC;? But for some students, the notion of dating a teaching assistant seems more reasonable because the age gap tends to be smaller. One UA student recalled how a realtionship with a teaching assistant began after he had finished the course an assistant was instructing. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see myself really persuing anyone else. I was so smitten with her,â&#x20AC;? said the source. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So I waited â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;till the end of the semester and asked if she wanted toi go out.â&#x20AC;? He went on to say that, though he was unaware of the UAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s policy on students dating instructiors, he felt, ethically, it was inappropriate to date the assistant while being a student in her class. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s completely unprofessional,â&#x20AC;? said the source. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There needs not only be a hierarchy in the classroom, but a professional, respectable relationship from the teacher to the student.â&#x20AC;? The UAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s policy only pertains if a student is involved with an instructor and results in a direct conflict of interest, such as being a member of their classroom or department. The university cannot restrict a relationship if it does not affect both partiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; careers at the institution. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In that respect, it is very narrow and really only focused on situations where there is a direct relationship between the two,â&#x20AC;? said Tucker. Though it is possible for a student to date a teacher, some undergraduates feel that this too much of a strain on their academic career. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It should be a professional work environment and seems too much like a conflict of interest,â&#x20AC;? said Diana Rosales, a religious studies junior. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sure it happens, but I have never really heard about it here. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve only seen it on television.â&#x20AC;?

ABSTINENCE continued from page B1 Winter and her parents have always talked frankly about sex. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I knew my parents had had sex before they got married,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really expect that I would wait. It was just, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;be safe,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; basically. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Be smart about it.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; I always had that kind of openness.â&#x20AC;? Winter, who is currently in a serious relationship, chose to have sex with her boyfriend more than a year after they started dating. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We definitely talked, before it happened, a lot about it,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;At first, I definitely mentioned, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Well, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure if Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to wait â&#x20AC;&#x2122;till marriage. I might. But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not at the stage of being ready at all.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? Case is also in a long-term relationship, but she and her boyfriend are committed to waiting until marriage to have sex. They have set boundaries for their relationship to help keep those desires in check. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re open when we feel like weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve gone too far,â&#x20AC;? she said. The Jeffreys had boundaries before

they were married, as well. One of their chief rules was â&#x20AC;&#x153;no dark, secluded places,â&#x20AC;? Kellie Jeffrey said. They also avoided kissing, even after their engagement. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We tried not to kiss the last month of the engagement because that can lead to so much more,â&#x20AC;? Andy Jeffrey said. Though Wilhelmi isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t currently involved with anyone, he remembers how complicated the physical components of a relationship can become. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The more that I pursued a physical relationship, the more I wanted and the less satisfied I was,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That was a red flag for me.â&#x20AC;? He has also learned from othersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; experiences with premarital sex. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People (I know) who had waited all were completely satisfied,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Those who hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t waited seemed to have regrets that they had brought past baggage into their marriages.â&#x20AC;? Kellie Jeffrey said not having such past baggage has made their sex life better. â&#x20AC;&#x153;(Waiting for marriage) makes sex so much more enjoyable,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We came as blank canvasses. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;How

can I please you? How can you please me?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Not muddying it up with all these previous experiences.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Andy knows me,â&#x20AC;? she added. They have enjoyed getting to know each other sexually, after spending so much time learning about each other in other ways. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Waking up the day after we got married, I was just surprised that it felt so normal to be waking up next to him,â&#x20AC;? Kellie Jeffrey said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We expected it to feel weird and funny, but it was wonderful.â&#x20AC;? Andy Jeffrey said even the process of getting â&#x20AC;&#x153;goodâ&#x20AC;? at sex was fun for a married couple. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There was this enjoyable period where we could just laugh at our clumsiness,â&#x20AC;? he said. Winter, too, is happy with her decision. While she and her boyfriend didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t wait for marriage, she said she believes they have trust and respect for one another. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just about continuing to explore each other and get to know each other,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s this thing we now share. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just the two of us.â&#x20AC;?

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CAT MIX SiX SEXY songs for Doinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; It Public Sex:

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;In Publicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;

Kelis feat. Nas

An exhibitionist anthem with clothes over the balcony and some stick shift action in the car, which Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m guessing has little to do with the car, makes this song perfect for getting it on outside the bedroom. Surely this is part of why her milkshake brings boys to the yard? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Jazmine Woodberry

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Thong Songâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SisqĂł

With lyrics like â&#x20AC;&#x153;She had dumps like a truck truck truck/ Thighs like what what what/ Baby move your butt butt butt,â&#x20AC;? one-night-stand comes to mind. So, if thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the kind of mood youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in, I guess SisqĂłâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got your butt covered â&#x20AC;Ś partially. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Dallas Williamson

Ambivalent hipster sex:

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Think Twice, Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Alrightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bob Dylan

Dylan is never not sexy, and this bittersweet song is sure to impress anyone androgynous and wearing

flannel. The sex will be deep, tender and ultimately meaningless. And at the end, be sure to tell your partner, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Goodbye is too good a word â&#x20AC;Ś so Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll just say fair-thee-well.â&#x20AC;? Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sure to score a second rendezvous. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Heather Price-Wright

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sigh No Moreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;

Mumford and Sons

â&#x20AC;&#x153;What is this, a song about God or something?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yeah, babe, I thought itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be ironic.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh. OK.â&#x20AC;? Ignore the opening lyrics. Mumfordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reverent acoustic tickle builds to a pumping, triumphant climax that urges listeners to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;more like the man / you were made to be.â&#x20AC;? If your timingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll both be sighing when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s over. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Brandon Specktor

Ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t nothinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; but mammals:

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Equestrianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Les Savy Fav

Les Savy Fav makes the connection between horseback riding and the beast with two backs seem obvious in their song. But it takes a particularly perverse genius to use the jargon to describe a torrid affair: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jet black boots, whip stiff crop / once we started we just couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop. / Foreplay, forelocks / four legs

WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GOING ON?

WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WGOING ON? â&#x20AC;&#x2122; G O? HAT S OING N

WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GOINGWOHATNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;?S GOING ON? WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GOING ON?

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stripped but for their socks.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Steven Kwan

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Heathen Childâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Grinderman

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m pretty sure Nick Cave has killed a man. I can hear it in his voice, see it in the way he holds that tambourine like an obsidian dagger. When Nick sings â&#x20AC;&#x153;Here come the wolfman,â&#x20AC;? you better lock the doors. The writhing grind of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heathen Childâ&#x20AC;? is good for two things: performing ritual sacrifices in the woods and having wild, wild sex. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Brandon Specktor

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Pick your

PORNO

By Remy Albillar ARIZONA DAILY WILDCAT

Since films have existed, porno parodies of film titles have existed. It only took three short months before D.W. Griffith’s 1915 silent-era opus “The Birth of a Nation” was followed up by I.P. Upchurch’s critically-acclaimed “The Mirth of Fellatin’.” That’s a lie. But 14 of the following 20 porno titles are real. Can you spot the six fabrications? Turn to page B4 for answers.

hat began as an investigative project to determine the phrase to define another guy who has boned your girlfriend evolved into an exploration of masculinities caught in limbo. Juxtaposing interviews and artistic reproductions of personal experiences, this article seeks to establish a new frame of reference for an awkward phenomenon that is commonly experienced and rarely discussed.

CASE STUDY 1

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, and circumstance has forced me into the abode of the great adversary. He is tall, broad-shouldered and fit. Within seconds of entering the apartment, a light-footed golem erupts from the congested collage of black and gold streamers. He embraces my girlfriend with a cruelly obvious familiarity: a closedeyed hug that lingers, confirming a sneaking suspicion. I am shaking his hand. He greets me coolly. Confident our other half has kept his secrets, confidant he has the upper hand; he asks me who my team is. I scan the living room. My answer is obvious: “I’m a Colts man, myself. I always love to root for the bad-guy team.” I know nothing about football, but even if I did, what else am I supposed to say? I am eating his guacamole. My compliment about his culinary skills is met with aloof resistance. There will be no male bonding for me this Sunday afternoon. I am an enemy combatant entrenched in the hostile territories of awkwardness, insecurity and doubt. I am comparing our speech, our looks, our everything. I’m quick to scoot my girlfriend out of the apartment at half time, thanking the maker that there’s another party to go to/the Colts are still ahead/I have been emancipated from the malicious, inevitable clutches of their history.

CASE STUDY 2

Sometime close to 2 in the morning, I wander into the living room looking for my girlfriend. I don’t register that he’s talking to me until I feel hands on me: light, quick instigation without palpable threat. I’m too surprised by the contact to follow the conversation. All I catch as I reenter reality is, “… in here like a bitch?” He stands, staring, waiting for my response. It is clear despite the miasma of booze and testosterone that the situation is becoming increasingly complicated. There’s the issue of definition. Eskimo brother?

Comrade-in-arms? Urbandictionary.com has no satisfying term to encapsulate the relationship between myself and this guy who put his penis into the girl that I’m dating. There’s the issue of me just wanting to go to the bathroom. “Dawg, can we do this Cro-Magnon shit later? It’s not even 2:30.” There’s the issue of contrast. As I meet his dark-brown eyes, it is clear that this is the only area where our melanin counts are the same. Yet another conflict between the half-breed mulatto and his full-breed rival. Typical. I Illustration by Kelsey Dieterich remind myself that I am like Blade (all their strengths, none of their weaknesses) and push on, eager to extricate myself from the torture of having to live both in this situation and in my head. “Yeah, I’m sorry.” Still ignorant to what emasculation I have fallen prey to, I feel him pat my back. I return his ginger display of affection, complicit with this delegitimization of those evolutionary drives that initiated the conversation in the first place. It’s just another bad joke: the punch line of alcohol, instinct, and my insecurities.

1. “Play-Mate of the Apes” 2. “Weapons of Ass Destruction” 3. “The King’s Skeet” 4. “Sexorcist” 5. “Womb Raider” 6. “Who’s on top of Virginia MILF?” 7. “Nymphomercials” 8. “You’re a Good Lay, Charlie Bone!” 9. “Horat” 10. “Glad He Ate Her” 11. “10 Things I’d Love To Do To You” 12. “Inspect Her Gadget” 13. “You’ve Got Male” 14. “Edward Penishands” 15. “Morning Glory Hole” 16. “Missionary Position Impossible #2” 17. “The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels andSemen” 18. “Honey, I Blew … Everybody” 19. “The Slutty Professor” 20. “Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin”

Maybe it’s the hypnotic lull of images and sounds inherited from hours of violent movies and video games or the pollution of our subconscious preventing us from seeing people we love as more than objects. Maybe it’s the product of our animalistic programming, motivations ultimately tied to protecting our right to stay in the gene pool. Maybe it’s just misdirected expression, the symptom of facing an inextricably compromised intimacy and lacking the appropriate tools to describe it. Regardless, it seems like these feelings are natural and ubiquitous. Though perhaps we should be careful to not let what is obvious become our limiting factor. Perhaps, with maturity, we might look to the potential of other gentlemen with “someone in common” as someone with whom we might have something in common.

— Arizona Daily Wildcat

Have you ever bumped into someone with whom you shared a sexual partner? John (chemistry senior):

“I ran into my ex at a bar. When I found him; he was sitting with “an old friend.” Later that week, he called me to hang out. After it dwindled to the three of us, they started making out in line. I was annoyed, I guess, because he didn’t tell me and invited me to watch them make out. I don’t think he’s worse of a person, but the other dude was weird. If anything, it made me feel better about myself.”

Alex (economics junior):

“Pretty much, my roommate hooked up with this girl. Like a month later, she comes over. My roommate is busy hooking up with someone else, so she goes down to my room, and then I hooked up with her there and that’s pretty much it. In hindsight, I don’t think it was a good idea. That situation got really crazy afterwards.”

ONE MONTH

Zac (creative writing senior):

“I was still living with my ex-girlfriend when we broke up, and she started hooking up with this other dude immediately. It was not pleasant, despite her insistence that me and the other guy had to be friends. I just felt like he was trying to take me down. I started to wonder in what ways I was similar to this new guy. I think that’s just a natural reaction, and it made me wonder if I was just this huge dork. I probably am, but I’m cool with that.”

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sex edition

• wednesday, april 20, 2011 • arizona daily wildcat

AIDS: Not gone, but forgotten By Ken Contrata Arizona Daily Wildcat “I have had an HIV scare before, and it was one of the most horrifying weeks of my life.” Jack Garfield, a psychology undergraduate whose name has been changed to protect his privacy, explained that a drunken escapade led him astray from taking his usual “universal precautions.” Nerve-wracking weeks followed the single condom-less night, while Garfield waited for the final round of tests to read negative. Despite Garfield’s scare, he maintains that AIDS has had minimal impact on his life. The majority of college students, gay or otherwise, would probably echo Garfield’s sentiments. The extent of HIV’s presence in their lives ends with having protected sex as a requirement, the awkwardness of a pre-hookup discussion and the mental anguish of getting tested. If you asked someone 20 years ago about the influence of AIDS in his or her life, the answer would have been gravely different. The Millennial Generation is coming of age in a world in which AIDS, despite its

prevalence, is not a death sentence. Every year, 2.6 million people contract HIV, but the greatly increased life expectancy has triggered complacency among sexually active youth. Things are different today – scientists know what causes the disease, there are (somewhat effective) treatments and those diagnosed aren’t informed they have only six months to live. “I think that the apathy about HIV is an issue for everyone, but particularly for today’s students since (students) have not experienced friends or family members dying from HIV/AIDS,” Lee Ann Hamilton, the assistant director of Health Promotion and Preventive Services at Campus Health Service, said in an email. “Today’s students are much more complacent than students 20 years ago.” Hamilton said the problem is rooted in denial and rationalization. “A Caucasian student may say, ‘Hey, I won’t get HIV because I think it’s largely affecting people of color,’” Hamilton said. “An African American, straight male may say, ‘Hey, I won’t get it, because I’m not gay.’ A gay or bisexual man may say, ‘Hey, I won’t get it because I don’t

inject drugs.’ The truth is, anyone who has unprotected sex or shares needles with others is at risk.” There are more than 2,000 people living with HIV or AIDS in Pima County alone, according to the Arizona HIV/ AIDS Semi-Annual Surveillance Report. The disease hasn’t gone away, only now it lurks in the denial of the invincible teenage mindset. “People still don’t take sexual education seriously,” said Jai Smith, a co-director of the ASUA Pride Alliance. “They still think that it’s very much something that can’t happen to them, especially in the LGBTQ community.” The unfortunate fact is that men who have sex with men comprise 48 percent of all people diagnosed with AIDS in America, according to the 2007 HIV/AIDS Surveillance Report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. High-risk heterosexual activity and injection drug use round out the transmission types. This June marks the 30th anniversary of the first AIDS case reported to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Though educational information regarding AIDS is more accessible today than 25 years ago, public dialogue remains limited. “It doesn’t help that we are socialized to not really talk about sex or talk about sex in a backward and whisper sort of way,” Smith said. “It limits public discussion about it.” Arizona law also limits sex and AIDS education in public schools. Instruction must solely “promote abstinence” and forbids curriculum that “portrays homosexuality as a positive alternative life-style” and “suggests that some methods of sex are safe methods of homosexual sex.” Though the amount infected by the virus stagnates around 55,000 people a year, the number of people living with HIV continues to grow. HIV isn’t going away — only student awareness is. — Ken Contrata isthe managing editor of the Arizona Daily Wildcat. He can be reached at arts@wildcat.arizona.edu. Jazmine Woodberry contributed to the reporting of this article.

Junk about your junk

The Internet is a treasure trove of man-meat myths implying the need for moderate increases in the Kinsey figures in three areas: more n-curve erections … more erection angles in the lower ranges, with at least one fourth below horizontal.” See, you’ve been normal for at least 14 years, assuming there hasn’t been new conclusive research on erection curve angles since the turn of the century. I couldn’t have been bothered to find a more recent article. Sorry.

By Remy Albillar Arizona Daily Wildcat OK, quiet down boys. We’ve got a lot of questions in the box today, and not enough time to get through them all. So let’s get started. Q: I’m white. Should I still feel insecure about my penis size because of racial stereotypes? A: I guess, yeah, according to www.matterofsize.com forum member “jonny rod.” In the forum thread he started, titled “White men suffer most from penis myths,” Mr. Rod explains that, “All I’m saying is even if a black man is small he will be perceived as large due to the myth. The white and Asian men will always be looked down upon and degraded by women for the supposed ‘inadequacies.’” Well said, jonny.

Q: Do I have a micropenis? A: Unlikely! According to the article “Penis Myths Debunked” by LiveScience.com, “Micropenises (penises with a flaccid length of less than 2.7 inches) … is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men.” See, those are pretty good odds. If you are still not sure whether or not you have a micropenis, but are still curious, you should download a free print ruler on the Internet. Then do math.

Q: My penis points in a weird direction when I get an erection. Is there something wrong with me? A: Not anymore! According to a 1997 article in “Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy,” there exists “… questionnaire and photo analysis

Q: My significant other is performing oral sex on my penis. Now what? A: Hold up! Take a minute to catch your breath. This is really happening. Now, before you do anything else, “do not force your

penis deeper into your partner’s mouth unless they have given you the OK to do so. This can be very uncomfortable and can make a person feel like they are choking” says Dr. Yvonne Fulbright in her sex-help novel “Touch Me There!” Q: I do not seem to be able to get an erection when my significant other is trying to make the moves on me sometimes. Is that cool? Am I getting old or should I just cheat on them or something? A: Not necessarily. University of Alberta Health Centre’s interactive safe-sex tutorial “It’s Your Call — Making Sexual Decisions” reminds us that “the causes of erectile difficulty are not usually medical, but are far more often related to other factors such as: fatigue, preoccupation with other things, anger, ill-health, alcohol and other drugs (including prescriptions), relationship dissatisfaction, and lack of sufficient stimulation (physical or psychological).” Were you tired, distracted, mad, sick, drunk or on prescription drugs the last time you tried to have sex? No? Well, those other two don’t look that good. I’d flip for it.

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‘Blew of A’ Arizona Daily Wildcat In a February 2006 SexTalk, a student question read: “My roommate says that once she gave her boyfriend twenty blowjobs in two days and he came every time. I say that’s impossible. Who’s right?” In a different SexTalk, the question read: “During oral sex my partner never finishes the deal which makes it very unsatisfying. How can I persuade her to wrap things up in a joyful manner?” We’re guessing that over the years, some things may change, but people will still continue to indulge in oral sex. The Arizona Daily Wildcat surveyed students about tips, tricks, praises, chides, dos and don’ts for what Urban Dictionary calls, “the thing most preferred by males apart from intercourse,” and “what happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.” Here’s what we found: Do not: Be afraid to get into it. Part of a good blowjob is knowing that the person you are with is enjoying it too. Students said to remember that it’s all about

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SOLUTION TO “PICK YOUR PORNO”

having fun. What students say — “Act like you want to do it.” — Brandon, UA sophomore Do not: Use too much teeth. A penis is not a pack of gum. Ease up on the bite. What students say — “It makes you want to hit her in the head (when there’s too much teeth). I tried to battle through it, but it was just too much. At that point, I had to tell her to open her mouth a little.” — Garrett, UA sophomore Do: Get a little playful. There’s more to the act than just the obvious. Don’t be afraid to explore the region — balls and all. What students say — “Tickle their balls while you are doing it. They love it.” — Anita, UA freshman Do not: Be afraid to talk it up and show your partner a little love. Everyone likes positive reinforcement and between the sheets is no exception. Feel free to shout out what you like, don’t like or how good of a job they’re doing. What students say — “Compliments, yeah, compliments are always good.” — Brandon, UA sophomore

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