DEAR CORONA DIARY,

from Art Department Weekly | Issue 92 Vol. 12

Modeling Numbers

At the beginning of this, I saw a post saying we all need to journal because this is history and we need to be able to tell future generations what happened. But I fi nd making ADW way easier than scrapbooking—I run out of inches, so my ability to ramble is slightly contained. Also, I’m not about to print memes.

In 20 years, we should know Betty embraced the power lip, demanding dark pink at 7 a.m. and touch-ups before going to bed. She keeps redirecting us toward peaks on the quaran-coaster. —MV

OBVIOUS PLANT

This bottle haunted me. Frank’s Every Sauce is ketchup, honey mustard, yogurt and more in one bottle? How?! Oh, it’s not. Obvious Plant makes products to leave on store shelves. The plastic toys are funny, but the video game VeryFar Away Horses Game of the Year Edition really made me laugh.

This man mailed checks through the U.S. Postal Service without talking about the number of Christmas cards that get opened by strangers looking for gift cards and checks. The highly publicized stimulus checks are safe?

NORMANDY, France — In 2013, British artists Jamie Wardley and Andy Moss, accompanied by hundreds of volunteers, took to the beaches of Normandy with rakes and stencils in hand to etch 9,000 silhouettes into the sand, representing fallen soldiers. ‘The Fallen 9000’ is a stark visual reminder of those who died during the D-Day beach landings at Arromanches on June 6, 1944 during WWII.