Volume 97, Issue 8

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HEAD LAYOUT EDITOR Ricky Barbosa

can all experience. Fellowship is of universal importance. Without working together, none of us would be as far as we are.

HEAD COPY EDITOR Cedric Thiel HEAD PHOTO EDITOR Josh McKinney CONTENT DIRECTOR Philip Duclos

Philip Duclos Content Director

NEWS EDITOR Jaclyn Archer RELIGION EDITORS Rob Folkenberg Nick Ham COLUMNIST Rebecca Brothers CREATIVE WRITING EDITOR Kayla Albrecht OPINION EDITORS Elliott Berger Grant Gustavsen FEATURE EDITORS Braden Anderson Elizabeth Jones James Mayne Christian Robins CULTURE EDITOR Grant Perdew DIVERSIONS EDITOR Eric Weber TRAVEL EDITOR Megan Cleveland HEALTH & WELLNESS EDITOR Karl Wallenkampf SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY EDITOR Spencer Cutting

The holiday season is fast approaching. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Day — holidays in general are celebrated by most Americans with exuberance. But according to my friends abroad, we’re far behind schedule. Other countries have a penchant for holidays that can far surpass American enthusiasm. We’re pretty good at the holidays we do celebrate, though. Each year during the Thanksgiving break, we stuff our faces on Thursday and empty our wallets on Friday.

Wait ­­ — America, what’s the problem?

Why do we celebrate in this way? Wouldn’t

it be more productive to focus on what really matters for the holidays? For that matter, what does matter; what should matter?

There are several values which I think should characterize the holiday season more than they do. Family is something that has probably entered your mind. It’s one of the most universal objects of thankfulness, and for good reason. Friends are also high on the list. Our friends have shaped our lives in more ways than we’re likely willing to grant.

Finally, fellowship characterizes the holidays.

One of the most important aspects of the holidays is the unification factor which we

Fellowship is what college is about. We come together to learn and grow and leave as better people. Each interaction we have with others, each time we work together, we can grow. We sometimes forget how much we have benefitted from fellowship, but this Thanksgiving break, be thankful for family, friends, and especially fellowship.

As content director for The Collegian, Philip coordinates weekly content to ensure cohesion. Philip works with the editor-in-chief to plan special issues, featured content, and secure contributions.

FOOD EDITOR Amy Alderman SPORTS EDITORS Trevor Boyson Tye Forshee THE HEEL EDITOR Julian Weller STAFF WRITERS Amy Alderman Jennifer Buyco Annie Palumbo LAYOUT DESIGNERS Allison Berger Alix Harris Greg Khng Cory Sutton COPY EDITORS Amy Alderman Rebecca Brothers Carly Leggitt Ryan Robinson DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Alex Wickward OFFICE MANAGER Heather Eva SPONSOR Don Hepker EDITORIAL BOARD Braden Anderson Jaclyn Archer Elliott Berger Philip Duclos Rob Folkenberg Grant Gustavsen Elizabeth Jones James Mayne Emily Muthersbaugh Christian Robins Julian Weller AD SALES MANAGER Brenda Negoescu aswwu.ads@wallawalla.edu

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News ASWWU/Admin Week in Review Week in Forecast

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Perspective Religion Column Creative Writing Scholars Abroad Opinion Snapshots

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The Blackest Morning

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Culture Diversions Travel Foodie Sports Health & Wellness

If you are interested in contributing to The Collegian, contact our page editors or the editor-in-chief at: aswwu.collegian@wallawalla.edu. The Collegian is boosted by regularly incorporating a wide range of student perspective.

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The Collegian is the official publication of ASWWU. Its views and opinions are not necessarily the official stance of Walla Walla University or its administration, faculty, staff, or students. Questions, letters, and comments can be mailed to aswwu.collegian@wallawalla.edu or emily.muthersbaugh@wallawalla.edu. This issue was completed at 3:10 a.m. on 15 November 2012.

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NEWS

Washington State Election Results

The Importance of Being Earnest

Annie Palumbo

Amy Alderman

Staff Writer

As of Sunday, Nov. 11, with 85.6 percent of precincts reporting, Democrat Jay Inslee is governor-elect by fewer than 70,000 votes. Previously, he served in the House of Representatives from 1993 to 1995 and again from 1999 to 2012. His goal as governor is to create a stronger and growing economy for the state. He would like to make Washington a hub for clean energy, which will help to launch “green” businesses across the state, allowing wind and biofuel from the eastern areas of the state power the skyscrapers in the west. Inslee will also focus on education, helping to ensure that every child has an opportunity for a successful future. Inslee believes that prioritizing investments in early childhood education, science, technology, engineering, and math will help to give every child a promising future.

Other Washington state results include: Republican Kim Wyman as the new Washington secretary of state. After four terms as county auditor, Wyman plans to use her experience to modernize elections with improvements to accuracy and efficiency.

Democrat Brad Owen, first elected lieutenant governor in 1996, retained his position.

Democrat Bob Ferguson will serve as the new attorney general.

Incumbent Maria Cantwell, Democrat, has been in the U.S. Senate since 2001 and will continue in the position.

Republicans Maureen Walsh and Terry Nealey will continue their service as state representatives for the 16th Legislative District, which includes Walla Walla County.

Republican Cathy McMorris Rodgers will serve a fifth term as U.S. representative for the 5th Congressional District, which includes Walla Walla County.

More information about Washington state results can be found at vote. wa.gov/results/current/default.htm.

Staff Writer

The wwudrama fall play, The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde, opens Dec. 1 at 8 p.m. in Village Hall.

“This play was chosen because it represents a fantastic theatrical tradition. Oscar Wilde has such an unparalleled wit that we have no choice but to laugh,” says David Crawford, director of wwudrama.

The witty, two-hour play tells the story of two English gentlemen who falsely go under the name Ernest in an attempt to win the affection of their romantic interests, who both insist on marrying men named Ernest.

When the two men are caught lying about their names, they must use their quick wit to save themselves and their engagements.

“The Importance of Being Earnest takes a very honest look at the pitfalls of a society that insists on tradition and appearances above all else. It is important for us to continue to understand why we identify ourselves with certain names and groups and to remind ourselves that sometimes appearances are merely just that,” says Diana Farnsworth, production director and adjunct professor of drama and WWU mass communication alumna.

Showtimes for The Importance of Being Earnest are Dec. 1, 2, 6, 8, and 9 at 8 p.m. in Village Hall. Tickets range from $8 to $10 and can be purchased at wallawalla.edu/lifeat-wwu/wwudrama/reservations.

The Importance of Being Earnest Cast List: John (Jack) Worthing, JP: Joshua Haddock Algernon Moncrieff: Andrew Woodruff Lady Bracknell: Caitlin Stoodley Hon. Gwendolen Fairfax: Kaitlyn Beck Cecily Cardew: Nicole Im Rev. Canon Chasuble, DD: Brandon Pierce Miss Prism: Elisa Westman Merriman: Jordan Stephan Lane: Dustin Harter

Campus Ministries Christmas Music CommUnity

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The program will include Christmas music, spoken work, poetry, and a short talk on a Christmas theme from Julian Weller, senior humanities major.

“It’s a great way to start the Christmas season. And what more could you want after Thanksgiving than some time to sing Christmas carols? Aside from a nap, of course,” says Paddy McCoy, WWU campus chaplain.

McCoy says that Campus Ministries was asked to lead this program several years ago, and has enjoyed leading it ever since. “It’s a great chance to showcase students and celebrate the season together,” says McCoy.

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Contact Collegian Editor-in-Chief Emily Muthersbaugh for more information at aswwu.collegian@ wallawalla.edu.

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Amy Alderman Come and get in the Christmas spirit during the Campus Ministries Christmas Music CommUnity Tuesday, Nov. 27, at 11 a.m. in the University Church.

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New Business G.L. 11 ­— Portland District Senator Prerequisites Purpose: Changes requirements for Portland senator eligibilty.

Old Business

ASWWU

GETTING YOUR BILL PASSED If you have an idea about how to make WWU a better place — whether by putting a vending machine in the Ad Building, a hot tub in the dorm, or having ASWWU longboards — your idea can come to life through ASWWU senate. ASWWU senate provides funding and resources for student ideas. In fact, it is the responsibility of your district’s senators to help your ideas materialize. Here’s how to make your idea a reality:

Identify your senators using the QR code given, or at as.wallawalla. edu, under the senate heading. Where you live determines who your senators are.

Work with your sena tors to revise your idea if necessary.

Your senators will write a bill. They may ask for you to clarify details and ensure that the final bill accurately reflects your idea.

F.L. 3 — iMac for the Publications Office G.L. 6–7 — Financial Responsibility G.L. 8 — FVP Job Description Update G.L. 9 — ASWWU Credit Cards G.L. 10 — EVP Tardy Policy P.L. 62–63 — Media Board Appointments

Your senator will present your bill to senate as soon as possible: either that week or the following week, depending when the bill is finished.

Be sure to attend senate when your bill is presented, as other student senators may have questions about it which you are best fitted to answer.

Remember, senate is open to everyone ­— come discuss what you are passionate about.

Email your senators with a description of your idea. Include all details you think are relevant, including location, cost, reason, and time frame.

Key: F.L. | Financial Legislation G.L. | Governance Legsilation P.L. | Personnel Legislation

Once senate has passed your bill, funds are allocated to your project and your senators will work to enact the bill on campus.

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Your bill will be reviewed by the appropriate senate committee. At the following senate session, it will be voted on.

Be sure to attend this senate session as well.

If your idea is passed, senate will begin to take action on it.

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NEWS

D Thanksgiving Break Dorm Checkout Jennifer Buyco Staff Writer

With Thanksgiving break right around the corner, many students will be leaving their designated dormitories to spend time with friends and family, but there are also those who will be staying in the dorms during break. In order to let the deans of n the residence halls ek know who will be hed. staying and who hen will be leaving, other those living in the ve dorms must comyou plete specific steps.

Students living in n the men’s residence halls must fill out a leave slip, regardless of whether they will be leaving or staying. Ladies must fill out a leave slip if they will be leaving, or talk to their RAs or a dean if they will be staying. The deans recommend that those who are leaving prepare their room before they leave by taking out the trash, closing the windows, and unplugging electrical items.

date that their leave slip indicates. If they are delayed, they should call one of their deans to let them know that they are safe and will be back soon.

Those who opt to stay in the residence halls for this weeklong break should keep in mind that the cafeteria will be on a limited schedule during break, so they may want to stock their refrigerators ahead of time.

However, the dorms put on meals on Thanksgiving Day. The men’s dorms host a Thanksgiving brunch in Sittner Lobby, where they watch football and eat delicious food.

The women’s dorms also have a meal in Foreman Lobby between lunch and supper.

“If students cannot find a ride to their destinations, Ride Finder on the ASWWU website is a great place to start looking.”

If students cannot find a ride to their destinations, Ride Finder on the ASWWU website is a great place to start looking. Ride Finder, wallawalla.edu/rides, is a free service to help the community of WWU look for and offer transportation services. Also, students can post signs on the bulletin boards in the residence halls with permission from one of the deans. Another option is to hang out in the lobby and try to meet people who have the same destination.

Students can start checking out of the dorms as soon as their last class is over, and they should be back in time for their curfew on Sunday night, Nov. 25, or the time and

Dead Week, or the week before finals, begins on Dec. 3, one week after Thanksgiving break ends, and Christmas break begins a week and a half later on Dec. 13.

Village Housing Waitlist to Open Jaclyn Archer News Editor

At 10 a.m. on Sunday, Nov. 18, an offcampus housing waitlist will open on myWWU and remain open until 10 a.m. on Nov. 21. Students who meet eligibility standards may sign up through the forms section of their myWWU accounts. Eligible stududents must be at least 22 years of age or have accumulated 136 college credits. MyWWU will automatically calculate eligibility when

the waitlist opens, and it will take current attempted credits into account.

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To students concerned about the technical difficulties of last year’s spring waitlist, Veverka says, “We will never, ever do it at midnight again.” Instead, the waitlist will open at a time student life determined would have the fewest conflicts with work, sleep, or school, and the myWWU support team will monitor it in real time. Veverka, on behalf of the Village Housing office, expressed a deep commitment to providing fair, reliable, and convenient access to housing services.

“We will never, ever do it at midnight again.”

Waitlisted students are prioritized into three tiers. The first tier consists of students ineligible for dorm residence: married students, students with children, or students 25 and older. The second tier consists of returning student missionaries. “Just for this winter, anyone living three [people] to a two-bedroom apartment will also get priority,” adds Don Veverka, village properties director, before establishing the final tier, encompassing the rest of the waitlist.

“Mark everything and anything you are willing to live in,” says Veverka, noting many students narrow their options by preferencing only one set of apartments. “Don’t be confused by the ‘Off-Campus Eligibility’ form,” Veverka added, referencing a separate form for students already granted village residence. “The waitlist will have the word ‘waitlist’ in the title.”

“Waitlisted students are prioritized into three tiers.”

Students visiting the waitlist before 10 a.m. on the 18th may be shown a message telling them they are ineligible for off-campus housing; “Don’t panic,” says Veverka.

“It’s just because the system is not open yet.”

Students still ineligible at 10:01 a.m. should send an email to don.veverka@wallawalla. edu, which will serve as a timestamp and, if they are eligible, ensure their place on the waitlist. Students are also welcome to personally visit the WWU Housing Office at 26 North College Ave. (three doors down from The Atlas).

Phone calls and emails alerting students of their housing status begins Nov. 26 and may continue through Jan. 7. Students may also pursue off-campus housing at any time by visiting the Housing Office, perusing Klassica for “roommate wanted” ads, or posting Klassica ads themselves.

Measure, Article, and Referendum Results Annie Palumbo Staff Writer

This year Washington experienced a voter turnout rate of 72.71 percent, up from 67.3 percent in 2008. Along with deciding leaders, voters also had a chance to decide on laws for the state of Washington.

The Washington Charter School Initiative (I-1240) passed with 50.81 percent of votes and will allow the creation of up to 40 new publicly funded charter schools in Washington state. This program is estimated to cost the state $3,090,000 over the next five years. It is unknown how the charter schools will affect enrolment rates or the extent to which the schools will receive state categorical funding or state grants.

The Washington State Debt Amendment (SJR 8221) was approved with 63.12 percent of the vote. The amendment will change state bond debt use regulations, lowering the amount of debt the state can accrue and progressively reducing the state’s debt limit from nine percent to eight percent, beginning July 1, 2014, and ending July 1, 2034.

The Washington Public University Investments Amendment (SJR 8223) was rejected by a 56.11-percent majority.

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Speed Dating

Erev Shabbat Vespers

8 November

9 November

Hoping to find the love of their life, students met in the Alaska Room and spent a few minutes at a time getting to know new people.

The Sabbath was brought in with customary Jewish traditions, led out by Jewish Ministries.

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Brittni Bryan’s Senior Organ Recital 10 November Brittni Bryan presented a melodious organ recital with works from Vaughan Williams, Bach, Corrette, Mendelssohn, and Widor.

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Distinguished Faculty Lecture: Karen Tetz

CommUnity: Carl Wilkens

12 November

13 November

Karen Tetz gave an address entitled, “Postcards from the Caregiving Journey,” discussing long-term care for the elderly and how we can support those giving and receiving care.

Carl Wilkens, founder of World Outside My Shoes, presented a talk entitled, “An American College Kid in a Syrian Refugee Camp,” and spoke of personal experiences from the Rwandan genocide.

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Senior Voice Recital: Elizabeth Seibly

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RELIGION

Your Questions Nick Ham

Religion Co-Editor

The questions here are representative of a relatively small but diverse group of students from the university. I went around asking people for their questions that pertained to God, spirituality, religion, philosophies, or beliefs. My goal was simply to listen to what people were thinking about and understand why they were curious about those things. Personally, I like answers, but it seems that answers lead to plenty of questions or come in the form of five more questions. My hope is that these self-answered inquiries will prompt some thought and discussion.

Is life without God meaningless?

Is it more important to focus on the Second Coming or on what we are doing here and now?

Because I’ve met people who don’t attempt to live life with God, and I think they still find meaning in life.

I hate how Christians constantly focus on the Second Coming. What are people doing now, today? Christ spent time with sinners and prostitutes and helped regular people. I wish Christians would focus more on the present.

Does God exist? Is God good?

This question changes how people live their lives.

Whether a person believes in God or not has a huge influence on how that person sees the world.

Is the Bible myth or reality?

We put so much into reading this book, and it’s difficult to know how far to take it.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

If you consider this then you’ll be better able to deal with the trash going on in the world and unlucky situations in which you end up.

What is going to happen to people who don’t know Christ?

Some people will miss the opportunity or already have; how is that fair?

Can you call yourself an Adventist, or even a Christian, if you disagree with some parts of that faith?

If you’re going to truly be a part of something, does that mean that you never question it?

How do we balance religion with spirituality?

I feel a lot of people are disillusioned and fed up with organized religion — they want to throw it out. I think we should balance the two for the sake of community and genuine belief.

What does God think of homosexuals?

I know homosexuals who have decided they don’t care what God thinks: They just want to be truly happy.

Why does God make Himself so invisible?

Lately, I’ve been seeking Him seriously, and I can’t say I’ve heard Him answer back yet.

What kind of spiritual growth is available outside of the Adventist community?

I spent this summer at an internship on the East Coast, and didn’t spend much time in church. I wonder about pursuing God outside of a specific community — what about the solo pursuit? In a textbook it seemed like the author argued that people outside the community were just written off. I don’t really agree with that.

Christianity is always changing to fit culture. If it’s the truth, why isn’t it changing culture more?

I define my life by what I believe as a Christian. How can I take a stand for something that is changing?

Is there any sin that God cannot forgive?

I think it’s important because people think their sins are too big.

Can you pray about anything?

I want to know what to pray for and what not to pray for.

Why does the church put so much emphasis on the rules?

I think an emphasis on rules turns people away, less emphasis on rules and more on Jesus.

Is there a right way to worship?

There are so many options; how can I know what the right way is?

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Lots of Soup for You Rebecca Brothers Columnist Five weeks ago, I wrote about my enduring love for summer and all that it holds, including sundresses and tomato-and-corn pie. But now that we’re thoroughly into autumn, I have to admit that this season has its fair share of delights, including scarves, pumpkin–chocolate chip bread, and legitimate reasons not to go running at six o’clock in the morning. Just the other day, my roommate introduced me to this amazing thing called mulligatawny soup, which brings together chicken, curry powder, rice, green apples, heavy whipping cream, and plenty of butter in a joyous symphony.

(Forget diamonds — butter is a girl’s best friend.) It was the kind of thing that would be tasty at any time of year, but on a cold, gray, drizzly day, with the sun rising after breakfast and setting before supper, it was a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

to say the least. Both the dish soap and the cooking oil partly froze, and I found that I couldn’t eat meals straight through — I had to stop halfway and reheat the food. When I went in for a haircut in December, I found that the hairdresser had heard about my situation and was willing to offer me a stack of blankets she wasn’t using anymore. In the first week of January, the dryer gave up the ghost. We never did find a repairman who would accept used textbooks as payment, so for the rest of winter, the laundry room was a jungle of juryrigged clotheslines that miraculously never froze.

I don’t recommend going through a winter without heat, but if your bank account screeches in protest every time you write a check, then there are some things that will help you make the most out of an impromptu igloo. First, never underestimate the power of keeping interior doors closed, wearing ski socks and a hat with your pajamas, covering windows with thick curtains, installing window insulation film ($16.78 on Amazon), or inviting a bunch of people over for a muffinbaking party. Second, go to nytimes.com and look up Penelope Green’s article “Chilled by Choice.” It contains some great stories from fellow polar bears, including the tip that leaving faucets dripping 15 to 30 drips per minute will ostensibly keep the pipes from freezing.

It might also make you feel better about your situation, given that you aren’t living in a century-old schoolhouse where the interior temperature can dip to 15°F. Third, nothing will warm you up faster than a brisk jog down to Martin Field and back ... although mulligatawny soup comes close.

“We never did find a repairman who would accept used textbooks as payment.”

Warmth is something I’ve learned never to take for granted, having spent 11 winters on the cold, gray, drizzly Oregon Coast and one winter in Poland. Another was spent in a house that was impossible to heat. It had a heating system, but that system relied on baseboard heaters, which are notoriously inefficient. To make matters more interesting, the house was big and could only have been worse insulated if the walls had been made out of fishnet.

Since my roommate and I knew that the monthly power bills could get as high as either of us made in a month, we decided that our only option, short of dusting off our Beanie Baby collections and listing them on eBay, was to leave those heaters off entirely. It was an interesting winter,

Cornucopia JaLynn Berglund Contributing Writer

Her cornucopia is full Of squash, more squash, and grapes.

Meanwhile her life is full Of pain, and pain, and fakes.

She’s thinking this year She might forgo Thanksgiving.

After all, it’s just a meal Not a way of living.

How could she be grateful For all the tears she’s cried?

How can she say thank you, Last month her mother died.

Her boyfriend is now her ex.

Her best friend is his girl.

This year was just a lesson, Learning life is cruel.

Her thoughts stop midstride, Abrupt, like Lot’s wife.

She realizes — just maybe She’s grateful for the strife.

‘Cause God has never felt closer Then He does right now.

When life was The Brady Bunch She found less need to bow.

This year for Thanksgiving She’s grateful for the pain.

Her squash and grapes would never grow If not for the rain.

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SCHOLARS ABROAD

Reality Teaches Lessons Karalee Rhuman Contributing Writer

When I was young, I would line up all my dolls and stuffed animals in rows. I set a book in front of each of them from the shelves behind me that I called the “library.” Then I began to teach. I would read my books to the “class,” hand out tests, answer made-up questions, and even direct the choir; it was a full school day, and I was the teacher.

Now I’m a sophomore in college. My major is undecided, although at the end of last school year, teaching was at the top of my list, so I decided to put my teaching skills to the test. Today I find myself in Costa Rica, calling myself a teacher to four adorable little kiddos. This last week was the first week I started teaching, which meant a bundle of excitement — from both the kids and from me. I was a bit nervous; after all, I had never taught my own real class before, let alone to kids that speak Spanish. I hardly know any Spanish, just the basics — hola and buenos días and that sort of thing — so I knew it would be a challenge, but that’s what I signed up for. Being a student missionary can’t all be just a walk in the park.

The first day went better than I could’ve ever imagined. I quickly learned new words from the kids, like siéntese, which means sit, and their favorite word, afuera, which means outside. I could already see improvement on their numbers, alphabet, and English, and it made me feel accomplished. I brought them cookies because we were learning about the letter C, and by the end of the day, I was convinced this teaching business was a piece of cake.

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pretend they either didn’t hear me or didn’t understand. After this happened more than a few times, I was over it. As a consequence for not listening, I took away their recess. Then, when I handed

Spanish, so four against one took its toll, and I wanted to quit. “ Never do I want to be a teacher, ever again!” I thought.

There was no way I could handle this.

They win.

new tactic. I wrote each of their names on the board and told them if they disobeyed, they would get a check mark by their name. If they got three check marks, they were immediately sent to the principal’s office. The look of horror on their faces told me that they understood, and the day went just as smoothly as the first, if not better.

“I brought them cookies because we were learning about the letter C, and by the end of the day, I was convinced this teaching business was a piece of cake.”

Somehow, the second day turned out to be a 180-degree turn from the day before. If the kids didn’t like something I told them to do, they would say, “Teeeeacher!” in their most whiny voices, and then walk away and

out worksheets instead, they scribbled all over them, grabbed a handful of bouncy balls, and threw them in the air. I didn’t know how to discipline in

The next day, I decided I wasn’t going to put up with it. I wanted the kids to love me, but I also wanted them to know who is in control, so I came up with a

Teaching real kids is much different than my fond memories of playing “school” as a kid. For one, the kids can respond, and things can go completely wrong.

But teaching these kids is teaching me a lot too, and I can say in just a week from teaching these tikes, I’ve learned some very important and hard lessons, and these experiences can never be replaced.

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Reclaiming Casual Dear Walla Walla, it’s time revitalize the casual dating scene. It’s healthier than jumping from relationship to relationship, it fosters friendship and clear thinking, and frankly, it is a lot of fun.

“Western Wedding University”: That’s what we call ourselves in jest. And like any good college, we have plenty of events arranged throughout the school year to help people connect. But between the “freshman frenzy” and the race to the “ring before spring,” I find myself wondering if we aren’t putting too much pressure on ourselves to “find a mate and graduate.”

I’ve heard far too many fun and attractive people voice the fear that if they don’t find someone while they’re in college, they’re somehow permanently doomed to single life. But the national average age for marriage amongst women is 26, and it’s nearly 29 for men (or so says Wikipedia).

This means most of us have not only our entire college career to find that special someone, but a four- to seven-year window after we graduate. This doesn’t even mention the outliers. Plenty of people get

“But Jaclyn,” some might say, “you’re in a relationship: You don’t need to worry about being single.” Fair, but I would submit that most people are at their most attractive when they can handle being content in their singleness. And this leads back to my original point: casual dating.

After all, scones and Earl Grey at The Atlas are a fantastic way to get to know someone without the ambiguous pressure of relational expectations. Hanging out for a few weeks doing things you enjoy beats the pants off high-stakes, three-month relationships, and it accomplishes the same thing (perhaps more, as you might end up with a friend).

And after a few weeks of scones and morning jogs, you’ll be in a much better position to let them know if you’re interested in dating them romantically and nonexclusively. If you’re sure you want this person to be your proverbial other half in a serious way, and both of you are on the same page about the direction of your friendship, go ahead: Ask him to be your man. Ask her to be your girlfriend. But it’s OK to keep it casual until you’re sure you want to invest.

I have a friend, we’ll call her Nina, who casually dated a guy for a month before agreeing to be his girlfriend. She knew she enjoyed his company, but Nina wanted to make sure there was romantic chemistry before she put all her chips on the table.

If they became a couple, Nina wanted to be sure of both their friendship and her

Sometimes people just aren’t on the same page. Sometimes one person just wants more than the other is ready to give. And that hurts. But perhaps it doesn’t hurt as much when you haven’t invested so much emotion and energy into one vision of the relationship that you can’t step back, regroup, and salvage the friendship it’s built on.

“Hanging out for a few weeks doing things you enjoy beats the pants off high-stakes, three-month relationships.”

Because I’m blessed enough to be in a fulfilling, long-term relationship, I don’t have to have those “these are my expectations from our time together” conversations. As long as I am open with them, the boundaries of our mutual expectations are implied. In a weird way it has freed me up to go on many more dates than I ever could’ve hoped for. I can grab coffee with Xavier, eat dinner with Jon, discuss religion with Leah and Katya, and do homework with Pace and Julie in the same week (yes, these are all real people, but these are not their real names). No muss, no fuss. In the process, I’ve gotten to know all these people, many of them guys, some of them girls, and in the process, I’ve made at least a couple of lifelong friends. It’s not always this easy, but shouldn’t it be?

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“I find myself wondering if we aren’t putting too much pressure on ourselves to ‘find a mate and graduate.’”

And there’s no need to scour your biology lab for long-term chemistry. Statistics show that people are most likely to meet their future spouse in the context of their hobbies and interests. People who enjoy travel might get to know each other hostelling around Europe. Young activists might find love at a rally. Gamers and CosPlayers may find themselves OP’d by passion at PAX or Comic-Con.

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feelings for him. At the end of that month she had the option to pursue a romantic relationship, or to continue hanging out with her friend. Nina chose romance. Of course, it’s not always that easy.

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married for the first time after age 30. Why? Because they’re busy pursuing life goals and getting to know wonderful people in the meantime.

Petraeus resigns.

Now that elections are over, scandal season begins.

Nicole Westbrook goes viral with “It’s Thanksgiving.”

At least Thanksgiving doesn’t come at the end of every week.

Final installment of the Twilight saga releases Friday.

Great opportunity for mothers to set aside Fifty Shades of Grey.

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A chance to indulge in two college fantasies: eating and procrastinating.

More beverages offered in vending machines on campus.

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LUST, PORNOGRAPHY, AND THE WORTH OF A MAN Heather Moor

Columnist

For how little we talk about sex in the Christian universe, we sure talk about lust and purity a lot. I read many Christian dating books growing up aimed at girls, and I’m sure many gentlemen out there have a copy of books like Every Young Man’s Battle1 sitting on their bookshelf or hidden away in a cardboard box.

Now these books had a great deal of good information in them about understanding boundaries, personal responsibilities, safety, and how to navigate the dating world as a Christian. But as I read these books, I saw a common theme directed toward me as a young lady — beware and be wary; lust is a beast that all men carry. Which is true, because all people struggle with lust — an intense or obsessive desire, including one that is sexual — in one capacity or another. But the books that I read seemed to talk all about how men have out-of-control sex drives, and that if I let them push me, they might take things too far.

completely different way than they were objectifying me. I was turning them into little more than a sin, an over-indulgent sex drive, a blanket write-off without really understanding what was going on behind the scenes.

I hit a turning point when my boyfriend at the time, now my husband, shared with me his past struggles with pornography and lust. He had battled it for years since a too-young age, and though he was in a good place, he knew that it could come back at any time in the future. Here was a man that I loved and respected, somebody who was loving, a gentleman and a follower of Jesus. When I looked at him, I didn’t see a beast, I saw a man.

How could somebody like that struggle with these awful things?

“All people struggle with lust — an intense or obsessive desire.”

When a man stared at my chest or told a dirty joke in my presence, I felt devalued and worthless. These behaviors seemed to align with what I had been told about men and their “uncontrollable desires.” These experiences piled up, and men began to take a different shape. I began to see lust as man’s defining characteristic. A man was no longer an entity trying to harness a beast: Every man had become the beast itself.

I was in fact objectifying men in a

In his book Surfing for God, pastor and author Michael John Cusick speaks of his double life as a pastor and sex addict who frequented adult bookstores, strip clubs, and escort services until he hit rock bottom. Through his personal experience and the counseling of others, Cusick ascertained that our good desires can cause major life derailment when we let them. The desire for attention, affection, affirmation, acceptance, satisfaction, significance, or security can become the fuels for sexual addiction, pornography, lust and other destructive behaviors.2 People try to heal the wounds left by those unmet needs by overindulging in good desires or trying to satisfy them with the wrong things.

When my husband shared his story with me, something clicked in my brain. I realized that maybe porn and lust aren’t just about gratification, about feeling good or taking something from somebody. Those behaviors are only symptoms of a deeper

brokenness, the same kind of brokenness that we all share as human beings. I had

“Those behaviors are only symptoms of a deeper brokenness, the same kind of brokenness that we all share as human beings. “ not been helping to heal this brokenness because I had not been treating these men like they had worth. And though a man’s behavior is never the fault of a woman (just as a woman’s is never the fault of a man’s), as a Christian I should have forgiven, seen them for what God wants them to be, and loved them from a distance.

Maybe your story is a lot like mine, and maybe it’s not. The point is that when I

don’t define people by their sin, sexual or otherwise, or by how they have wronged me, I can know and understand the Gospel enough to look anyone (including myself ) in the eye and say: You are worth more than your mistakes.

Somebody died for you so that you could move past those mistakes and live a better life.

It’s time we start letting each other move past those mistakes too.

(Men aren’t the only ones who struggle with pornography and sexual addiction.

Next time we’ll talk about women and sex.)

GOOD RESOURCES: Good Women Project, goodwomenproject.com Surfing with God, Michael John Cusick 1. Stephen Arterburn, Fred Stoeker, and Mike Yorkey, Every Young Man’s Battle: Strategies for Victory in the Real World of Sexual Temptation (Colorado Springs: WaterBrook, 2002).

2. Michael John Cusick, “Insatiable Thirst,” Surfing for God: Discovering the Divine Desire beneath Sexual Struggle (Nashville: T. Nelson, 2012) 30-31.

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Christian Robins

Feature Editor

Only one week remains before Thanksgiving break, and what is everyone most looking forward to this year? Home, family, food, academic relief, Thanksgiving Day football? No, it must be Black Friday — Nov. 23 — and the beginning of

the holiday shopping season. (We would never endorse rampant commercialism over holiday spirit, of course.) The reality is that Black Friday is becoming a huge affair for consumers and retailers alike, as evidenced by midnight openings, 1,000-person lines, aggressive advertising, and even the tragic mob stories, all oddly juxtaposed with the serenity and graciousness of Thanksgiving. Whether or not you plan to participate in this new addition to the list of American traditions, Black Friday is a fascinating holiday to examine.

Black Friday is a strange name for a shopping holiday, and the origins of the holiday are almost as dubious as the name

itself. The classic answer to the question of “Why is it called Black Friday?” (which we happened to ask a few days ago) is that on the day after Thanksgiving, retailers are finally able to go from the “red” to the “black” and start making a profit.

Black Friday is the vanguard of the holiday season, which spans the 39 days from Thanksgiving to New Year’s, and during which retailers are known to make up to 20 percent of their sales for the year.1 But to say that on a single day stores are suddenly able to go from liability to profitability is perhaps a little contrived, not to mention that “black” days tend to have negative implications, such as Black Tuesday

of the Great Depression. So the origin of the name Black Friday may actually come from the ones for whom large crowds of anxious shoppers and busy streets are a foreboding doom — such as store clerks, police officers, bus drivers, and practically anyone who might feel that they will be caught in the wave of humanity streaming from store to store. As one naïve clerk wrote to a newspaper journalist: “The feeling of impending doom sticks with me to this day. The experienced old ladies that had worked [at the department store] for years called it ‘Black Friday.’

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BLACK FRIDAY Look for small retailer ads early; they tend to release ads earlier than big retailers.

Keep an eye out for coupons to obtain extra savings.

Familiarize yourself with the stores’ return policies and price-matching guarantees.

Research and compile a list of items that you want from all the stores you plan to visit.

Rank your wish list by importance.

Research opening times (some stores open Thanksgiving day).

Try on clothing earlier in the week to determine sizes.

Scout out every store you plan to visit to pinpoint where your items of interest are located.

Sign up for mobile updates from your top stores.

CYBER MONDAY Make a wish list beforehand, like you did for Black Friday.

Make sure your antivirus is up to date; otherwise you may be giving the wrong people all of your financial info.

Check out the stores’ websites on Sunday to make sure that the items you want are actually less expensive on Cyber Monday.

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I’m quite sure it had nothing to do with store ledgers going from red to black.”2 While the term Black Friday may have at one time described the potential for disaster on the day after Thanksgiving (and perhaps still does), most people see Black Friday in a positive light and look forward to one of the most popular shopping days of the year.

be many ads out for Black Friday. Many retailers do not like to release ads far in advance, as their competition can try to one-up them. However, recognizing that many potential buyers start their planning sometimes weeks in advance, retailers have started releasing some ads ahead of time. The big chain retailers will likely save the release of their best deals for the day of Thanksgiving, but smaller retailers typically release great deals as much as a week in advance.3 In any case, get ready for the blitzkrieg of ads to start hitting us sometime shortly after break begins.

Accordingly, there is no pressure to start the search prematurely and sacrifice academics. However, what else are you going to do during that Monday before Thanksgiving?

“Black Friday is a strange name for a shopping holiday, and the origins of the holiday are almost as dubious as the name itself.”

Now that you know the background of Black Friday, let us discuss strategy. This is what you are really here for, isn’t it? The biggest rookie mistake that many first-time Black Friday shoppers make is that they do not do any research ahead of time.

Hunting down the best deals ahead of time is a great way to get ahead of the game.

The first thing that you should always start with is a wish list, ranking items by importance. As you do this there are other preparations you need to make. Many stores will print coupons in the local paper or publish them online. These coupons tend to offer separate deals for those who have taken the time to find them.

You should also scout out every store that you plan on visiting. This allows you to pinpoint where all the items on your wish list are and devise the most efficient route to take to get to each item as quick as possible. Also, many stores will send you mobile notifications of up-to-the-minute deals that often will expire within 10 minutes. Sign up for those, because they may involve one of the items on your list. Do not let these persuade you to stray from the list: Often many of these “deals” have catches. Stick to the stuff that you have already researched so that you know if you are being conned.

Some of us may be wondering how to do this when there do not seem to

And speaking of starting early, many

stores are trying to get ahead of the game this year too. It has become a multi-day affair. Many retailers will open their doors for Black “Friday” right after Thanksgiving dinner. Many opt to open their doors at midnight, some even earlier. Walmart, for instance, will be opening its doors at 8 p.m. Thanksgiving night. Retailers found that this catered well to the high school and college generations who would rather stay up late than get up early. Only six percent of shoppers say that they are planning to go shopping on Thanksgiving, so this is a great way to avoid the crowds.

(This column does not endorse giving up precious family time for Black Friday.)

Nor is the madness over at 11:59 p.m.

Friday night. Companies will be scattering deals all throughout the weekend.4 In truth, we should probably start calling this event Black Weekend, not Black Friday. Many of these deals can be found online, so the devoted Black Friday participant can compile a game plan covering Thanksgiving night to Sunday night.

After all that planning, you might just be ready to brave the swarms of shoppers.

Do not forget to take some precautions.

This is not an event for small children, no matter what the Diversions page tells you. Now, most college students do not

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FEATURE have this issue yet, but we do have little cousins, nieces and nephews, or young siblings. They love nothing more than finding a cool way to hang out with the awesome older kids. Please do not encourage them. Small children can easily become separated from their guardians in large crowds, and sometimes our fellow shoppers will let their excitement get the best of them as they run through any obstacle in their way, tiny tots included.

Bottom line: Leave the kids at home — they would probably rather sleep anyway.

Next, trying to score the perfect parking spot is a waste of time: It does not exist on Black Friday. You will get clogged up with all the other shoppers looking in vain for that prized 8’x18’ slab of pavement. We recommend instead finding out-of-theway parking spaces that may require a bit of walking. You will more than make up for the extra time it takes you to walk.

If you are going after clothing, do not waste any precious time trying it all on: The changing rooms will be overflowing.

Instead, go in earlier in the week to figure out the sizes that fit you. You can also use that time to scope out where all the clothing that you want is located.

During the actual event you can just sprint to each rack, grab what you want, and then make a beeline for the checkout.

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“You should also scout out every store that you plan on visiting.

This allows your to pinpoint your items.”

Groups are extremely helpful when tackling Black Friday. You can carpool to use fewer parking spots, and the walk back to the car with all the loot is much safer in a group. If you are part of a group, divvy up the items amongst yourselves, preferably sending one person to a specific part of the store. Even if you are making separate purchases it’s still a great idea to tell each other which areas to avoid and where good deals can be found. Also, when waiting in line, it’s nice to have someone hold your spot while you take a potty break.

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MIXTAPE 1. William Tell Overture Gioachino Rossini

2. “Storm the Gates of Hell” Demon Hunter 3. “Friday” Rebecca Black 4. “The Distance” Cake 5. “StuffMart” Veggie Tales 6. “Billionaire” Travie McCoy 7. “Gold Digger” Kanye West 8. “Barbie Girl” Aqua 9. “Street Fighting Man” Rage Against the Machine 10. “Another One Bites the Dust” Queen 11. “I Will Survive” Gloria Gaynor 12. “On Top of the World” Imagine Dragons 13. “Thanksgiving” Nicole Westbrook 14. “Dream Is Collapsing” Hans Zimmer 15. Ride of the Valkyries Richard Wagner Songs chosen by fans of our Facebook page and by ASWWU staff members.

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Movember Mayhem: Might of the Moustache Grant Perdew Culture Editor

There is a terrifying little something beginning to appear beneath the noses of men around the world. No one really knows what they mean or the purpose they serve; most women shudder in disgust at them. But everyone needs to realize that this scrap of strange fur is important and has a motive for the defacing of men's visages.

Every man on this campus (and maybe even a few women) has, at some point, seriously considered growing a moustache. This is probably one of the many reasons why women suspect all men lack a bit of intelligence. But ladies, you're wrong!

Thanks to Movember, we have good reason to vandalize our features.

Movember is an annual, month-long event involving (surprise!) the growing of moustaches to raise awareness of prostate cancer and other male cancer initiatives. Different from the classic "NoShave November," Movember brings more cause

for the cultivation of the moustache. Movember aims to raise vital awareness and funds for men's health issues, and ultimately reduce the number of preventable deaths. This foundation encourages men to adopt a more healthy lifestyle. In 2012, The Global Journal listed Movember as one of the top 100 non-government organizations in the world.

FULFILL YOUR FUZZ

This moustache movement is growing on the face of our very own Walla Walla campus. In mid October, freshman theology major Jeff Fischer decided to start a Movember team here at Walla Walla University. So far, there are 15 guys involved in the dedication of their faces for a fantastic cause.

Wearing a moustache is not only a great attention grabber to raise awareness for this charity, it is also a symbol of class and suaveness. Shave yourself from future trouble and get involved. Even if you cannot grow a moustache, you can still participate.

Fake moustaches exist, thank goodness, for those of us with hormone disorders. All the donations go to Livestrong and the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

To join the squad, help out, or donate, go to mobro.co/mo-torboater. Sprout some joy on that face of yours!

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FILM REEL

Break is finally here! So while you're rejuvenating at home and trying to escape your food coma, crank up these tunes and enjoy the week of study-free tranquility.

John Farnham

'80s Pop

"You're the Voice" Dubbed as the unofficial Australian national anthem, you may recognize this song from an intensely inspirational sing-along scene from the movie Hot Rod. If played at the right time, one could be motivated to change the world … or learn the bagpipes … which could change the world too.

Krewella

Dubstep

"Play Hard" These three Chicago electronic masters first caught national attention with several videos on YouTube that skyrocketed virally. This impossible-to-not-dance-to song has the pulsating beats for a dance club, but also the edgy dustup feel that has been sweeping the world lately. Brace yourself.

Johnnyswim

Folk

"Adelina" This married couple, who merged their ridiculous musical talents together after meeting at a songwriting convention, have created a unique, soulful, and beautiful male–female duo. Heart-stopping melodies like this and "Home" will bring peace of mind to any situation in life.

Youth Lagoon

Dreampop

"Afternoon" Twenty-two-year-old Boise elite Trevor Powers brings nostalgia and hushed intimacy to life with his debut LP, The Year of Hibernation.

With its delicate, whistle-and-keyboard drive into its majestic, swelling conclusion, the ambiance of it all will envelope you like a hug from your childhood.

Life of Pi Nov. 22 Based on the best-selling book, this accomplished adaption is both visually spectacular and full of adventurous heart-felt storytelling. About the friendship of a boy and a fearsome Bengal tiger lost at sea, there is never a dull moment in this harrowing, adventure-filled drama.

Silver Linings Playbook Nov. 21 Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence star in this dramedy about the complications of life and how it doesn't always go according to plan. Not only is this a head-spinning wonder about love and pain and football, but it is a chance for Lawrence to prove she is more than Katniss.

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Get Ready: It's Black Friday!

In case you live in a hole (or in Meske), Black Friday is coming up faster than my mom’s tuna fish sandwich on a road trip, so get ready. Everybody start stretching and put on your game face: It’s about to get crazy. Here is a survivor's guide to help aid you in your shopping escapades:

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around which the markets were founded.

Megan Cleveland Travel Editor

For many Europeans, nothing says “the holidays” like Christmas markets. Strolling through these enchanting markets that commemorate the Advent will make you feel like you have entered into a winter fairy tale filled with Yuletide cheer. The tradition of Christmas markets, or Christkindlmärkte or Weihnachtsmärkte, dates back to 1400 A.D., when they began in Germany.

Ubiquitous throughout Europe, Christmas markets begin each year around the time of American Thanksgiving. In many cities, the town squares are transformed into a holiday wonderland. Beautifully decorated with ornaments, Christmas trees, and twinkling lights, many Christmas markets will also feature a nativity scene, calling back to the religious event

with raclette cheese; and flammeküche, a thin pizza with Christmas maronions, meat, and kets are house stalls crème fraîche. For where merchants sweet specialties, sell unique seatry hot, roasted sonal items and chestnuts; lebChristmas gifts. kuchen, traditional At merchant stalls German gingeryou will find wood Christkindlmärkt: bread biscuits; carvings, candles, stollen, German Leavenworth, Wash. music boxes, marifruit cake; calisOpen: Nov. 23, 24, and 25. onettes, and ornasons, French candy ments of all shapes christkindlmarktleavenworth.com. made of candied and sizes. Addifruit and ground Vancouver Christmas Market: tionally, many maralmonds; bredele, kets will sell gloves, Vancouver, British Columbia.

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is made with apple juice, cinnamon, and cloves. At some markets, beverages can be purchased in special mugs that make for unique souvenirs.

The most famous Christmas markets are located in Copenhagen, Denmark; London, England; Rome, Italy; Salzburg, Austria; Munich, Germany; and Strasbourg, France (the oldest Christmas market in France). These cities offer scenic venues surrounded by beautiful cathedrals and architecture, adding even more charm to the markets. Some even have ice rinks (London) and carousels (Rome) for visitors to enjoy.

German immigrants also brought the tradition of Christmas markets to North America. Large markets can be found in several major American cities, including New York City, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Denver, as well as select cities in Canada, including Toronto and Winnipeg.

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Candied Yams or Sweet Potatoes Amy Alderman Food Editor

It’s that time of year again — when we forget that swimsuit season ever existed as we stuff our faces full of food and wear

the stretchiest pants we can find in our closet.

Currently, I’m trying to convince myself that waking up early on Thanksgiving morning to run the 5K Turkey Trot sponsored by the American Red Cross is a good idea. Although it will be freezing cold and I may have frostbite on my face

I love celebrating Thanksgiving with my extended family in College Place.

Our gigantic meal usually consists of mashed potatoes, candied sweet potatoes

and yams, vegetarian turkey stuffing, vegetable platters, rolls, and pumpkin pie and chocolate roll for dessert.

Whatever your Thanksgiving meal or traditions may be, take some extra time this holiday season to think past the turkey and be thankful for all of the blessings in your life.

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What you’ll need: microwaveable potato cooker (optional), measuring cups, skillet, mixing spoon, pan 3 medium sweet potatoes or yams ½ cup packed brown sugar 3 Tbsp. butter or margarine 3 Tbsp. light cream or milk ½ tsp. salt Place about three yams potatoes in a microwaveable potato cooker (if you do not have a potato cooker, just cover the potatoes in the microwave) with a little bit of water on the bottom for approx. 13–15 minutes. Cut each yam or potato crosswise into ½-inch slices or as thick as you want them. In a medium skillet, combine brown sugar, butter, cream, and salt; cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until smooth and bubbly. Let bubble for one minute; remove from heat. Line the yams or sweet potatoes in a pan. Drizzle with candied topping. Place in the oven for 20–25 minutes to marinate. Remove from oven and serve.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Photos by Amy Alderman

The First Thanksgiving

In 1621, during the Pilgrims’ first Thanksgiving, their meal most likely consisted of duck, venison, seafood, cabbage, onions, corn, and squash. The colony feasted throughout an entire week, eating some meals with the Wampanoag Indians. Between meals, the Pilgrims and Wampanoags played games and practiced target shooting.

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Turkeys and Pigskins SPORTS

Thanksgiving Day 12:30 p.m. CBS Texans vs. Lions

4:15 p.m. FOX Redskins vs. Cowboys

8:20 p.m. NBC Patriots vs. Jets

Trevor Boyson

Sports Editor

At this point, football has almost become synonymous with Thanksgiving. What’s more American than a holiday centered around food and football? Just like good old Thanksgiving and football, the games that fall on this day are full of tradition. While different teams rotate in and out of playing on this prestigious day, two have remained: the Dallas Cowboys and the Detroit Lions.

While Thanksgiving Day football has always been genuinely entertaining, we’re set up to have one of the best showings yet. All three matchups are extremely compelling and give good reasons to stay glued to the TV all the way through eating seconds, and thirds, and fourths.

The Houston Texans and the Detroit Lions bring the first and most exciting matchup of the day from the Motor City. Both teams bring more-than-capable offenses. Veteran Matt Schaub and running back Arian Foster

drive the Houstons while number-one passing offense led by Matthew Stafford and Calvin “Megatron” Johnson threaten the visitors. Houston seeks to continue to prove themselves as the best in the nation, while Detroit is hoping to regain control over their playoff destiny.

“What’s more American than a holiday centered around food and football?”

The Washington Redskins are visiting the Dallas Cowboys for Thursday’s second game.

This matchup brings quarterback intrigue to the table. It will be interesting to see how Robert Griffin III performs on the national stage. An electric RGIII performance could be in store to upset the talented Cowboys.

WWU Basketball Tye Forshee

Sports Editor

MEN’S BASKETBALL The men’s basketball team played two games last weekend, from Portland Bible College and Great Falls University. In the first game on Saturday versus Portland Bible College, the Wolves came out flat, missing three pointers and allowing 44 first-half points. The Wolves were led by Miguel Martinez, who had 17 points and 11 rebounds. The Wolves’ biggest downfall was their lack of accuracy from deep, as they were four for 25 from the three-point line. The Wolves tried to tighten the gap in the second half, outscoring Portland Bible College 32–25, but fell short losing 69–62.

The second game, played on Sunday against Great Falls, saw the Wolves stay with them ini-

tially, but they fell behind by the midpoint of the first half. By the end of the first half the Wolves were down 24–39. The Wolves’ turnovers hurt them the most, as they committed 22 of them. Tristan Greenidge led the Wolves with 18 points. The second half was more of the same as the Wolves scored the same number of points as in the first. The Wolves lost 71–48.

LADY WOLVES SWEEP NWIC The lady Wolves basketball team had a big weekend, playing three games, two of which were against Northwest Indian College. The first game against NWIC was led by Dani Carlman with 28 points and Lauren Pernu with 12 rebounds. Rebekah Gaines and Nicolette Neel also scored in the double figures. The Wolves held NWIC to 33 points in a strong defensive effort that saw the Wolves contest many of their shots. The Wolves won their first game in a blowout win, 81–33, against NWIC.

Which Tony Romo will show up to lead the perpetually contending Cowboys? We might get Romo the untouchable, or we might get the turnover machine. Either way, the quarterback matchup is the most variable and exciting of the day.

The nighttime matchup is full of intrigue as the New England Patriots square off with the New York Jets. New England brings and incredibly potent offense to the table.

The New York Jets, on the other hand, are struggling to put points on the board. Last week they couldn’t break 200 yards, and their only score came from a defensive play.

However, the Patriots’ abysmal pass defense is a weakness that just may allow the Jets, if they can perform mistake free, to keep it close.

If the Jets flounder yet again, could we see Tebow on Thanksgiving Day? Time will tell.

So when you finish your pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving, be sure to sit back and relax.

What lies ahead may be one of the most comprehensively competitive games to date.

Every game brings different reasons to watch, and I look forward to seeing what surprise performances Turkey Day brings.

The second game versus NWIC was more of the same as the Wolves kept the pressure on and made their shots. The Wolves were led

by Johanna Uribe, who had a double–double with 14 points and 14 rebounds. Dani Carlman went down with a knee injury early in the game, but it did not matter as the Wolves held NWIC by 42 points. Abbey Manzano and Rebekah Gaines also scored in double figures to help the team notch 72 total points. The Wolves finished their sweep of NWIC, winning 72–42.

On Sunday, the Wolves faced Great Falls University without Dani Carlman. The Wolves were pressured and could not find open shots against Great Falls University. None of the Wolves’ players were able to get into doubledigit scoring, and they could not limit Great Falls’ offense. The Wolves only shot 25 percent from the field, which doomed them from the start. The Wolves lost their final game of their home stand, 78–41.

HEALTH & WELLNESS

LIFE 23

Welcome to Scotland, aka “College Place”

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Karl Wallenkampf Health & Wellness Editor

Late-week greetings! One week ago tonight, the latest 007 film fell through, riguedrove by, leaped from, and exploded onto withthe screens of many theaters around the bringsnation. After being forcibly removed from table.a pleasant nap and dragged into a seat to d, arewhich I was zip-tied and duct-taped, I Lastwatched it last weekend. During the course andof the film I was struck by three things, play.none fatal: fense ets, if 1. Daniel Craig is seriously fit. close. 2. The sweeter Onions of our school are e see attracted to this. tell.

3. I am not Daniel Craig. ie on relax. Given these concerning parameters, I mostimmediately did what self-respecting, date.any homework-ravaged, lovewatch, struck college male would rprise do: I searched “daniel craig workout skyfall”1 into my less-intelligentthan-Q phone and pressed “go.” As I tore morethrough the best defenses essureof two veggie-works re ledburritos, one half-pound oublebean-and-cheese burrito, Carl-and a crunchy taco,2 I in thelearned that Craig must s heldnot want other people o andto look like him since figuresthere isn’t much on his . Theworkouts, and that what win-actually is on this topic is going to terminate my muscular capacity after I Falls attempt it. But I decided Wolves to “keep a stiff upper lip”3 shots and take a shot at his of the workout. oubleGreat In my intel-gathering, I came upon a ercentvideo of his Monday workout. It’s actually m thefrom Casino Royale, but since even in that theirfilm Craig keeps hearts fluttering like daisies

after CommUnity, I thought you wouldn’t mind. Repeat each of these six exercises 10 times and the whole circuit three times:4 1. Clean and Press: Keep your feet shoulder-width apart and bend at your knees and hips to grab a barbell (overhand grip). To raise the bar, push your thighs forward, and pull the bar to chest height, at which point you will bend your knees slightly and bring your arms back and elbows forward to catch the bar on your chest. Then push the bar above your head, and allow it back down fluidly. Remember to keep your back naturally arched — not bent over — and your core tight, as it will help to protect your back from injury.

2. Weighted Knee Raise: Get into pullup position on a bar, with your arms about shoulder-width apart and with a dumbbell between your feet. Hang, and lift your knees until they are about even with your ribs.

Hold it, then lower and repeat.

“I immediately did what 3. Weighted Stepany selfUp: Hold heavy at your respecting, weights sides, place one foot homework- on a step (height of 12 inches or more), ravaged, and then step up your stepping love-struck until leg is straight and other leg hangs college male the behind you. would do: 4. Chinup: A goodold exercise that’s I searched even on the Marine fitness exam. ‘daniel craig Corps Place your arms slightly more than workout shoulder-width apart and with your skyfall.’” palms toward you.

Pull your shoulder blades down, and remember to have a mindset of pulling the bar to your chest, not your chest to the bar.5

5. Incline Pushup: A pushup, but place your toes on a bench so that when your head nears the floor, your body is at a downward angle.

Continued from page 5 Advisory Vote of the People No. 1 was repealed with 57.29 percent of the vote.

The legislature eliminated, without a vote of the people, a business and occupation tax deduction for certain financial institutions’ interest on residential loans, costing $170,000,000 in its first 10 years, for government spending. By repealing it, the voting public is saying they would not like the tax loopholes closed.

Advisory Vote of the People No. 2 (Washington Pollution Liability Insurance Measure) was repealed by 55.39 percent of voters.

Article 502 passed with 55.45 percent of the vote. This will enable the licensing and regulation of recreational marijuana production. Over the next five years, this change in law has the potential to create $4,295,000 in state revenue while costing the state $2,754,000.

6. Triceps Dips: Lower your body until your upper arms are parallel with the ground, and then push yourself up until your arms are extended but not locked. If you have weaker shoulders, lean forward so that your chest takes more of the stress.6

Initiative 1185 was passed with 64.35 percent of the vote. This measure will restate the existing requirements legislative actions and will make tax increases contingent upon a two-thirds majority or voter approval. Fee increases would also require legislative majority approval.

I apologize to you, sweeter Onions, if this workout doesn’t speak more directly to you.

Hopefully the results will. Do note, readers, that you can ask me how this workout went, since I did promise to do whatever workouts I suggest. Of course, I did say at the beginning that I am not Daniel Craig, i.e., I may not be able to complete the article due to my weakne— sheer boredom.

Either way, you and I will be one step closer to a long and healthy life, that is, unless we irritate MI6.

Referendum 74, passed with 53.15 percent of the vote, will give same-sex couples the ability to legally marry and preserve domestic partnerships for seniors. This measure provides that clergy are not required to perform or recognize any marriage ceremony. Fewer state domestic partnership filings and a corresponding increase in marriage licenses are estimated to decrease state revenue by $81,000 and increase county revenue by $128,000 over five fiscal years.

1. I use special code to disguise my purposes from world-dominating Google.

2. Give me a break; my breakfast was fruit and rice milk!

3. It’s British. Ask the Mann.

4. MH Video, “The Daniel Craig Workout,” Men’s Health, 2012, menshealth.com/video/ celebrities/daniel-craig-workout#/video/all.

5. Adam Campbell, The Men’s Health Big Book of Exercises (New York: Rodale, 2009), 97.

6. Campbell, 45.

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SUPER JEWEL QUEST

Verbatim “Legibility. Pls. Srsly.”

— LuAnn Venden, on her midterm instructions

Three jewels hidden each week. Email me for your prize.

For what are you full of thanks?

“Zach Gilbert being my slave.”

Eric Barnes

“Happy Wednesday, evil gremlins.”

— Linda Ivy, on weekly computer problems

“I need a panda hug.”

— Emily Fletcher

“Today ... I ... Feel ... Constipated!

Oh, no ... how I dread Thursday.”

— Jim Nestler

“Knowledge comes to those who get their hands bloody.”

— Greg Dodds, on vivisection

“If I had $600 to spend on a skirt, I would.”

The table’s set, my jewels be hidden in each spot twice; that’s six, good riddance!

The first, friends, is by what you’ll need to hold the grub you wish to eat.

The second too, but don’t dismay, seek out Adam, or Patrick Swayze.

But before the first and second, pray,

¿dónde está el estudiante?

I saw him last in prep. to go.

Sur y norte, dormitorio.

The last’s, beneath James’ symbol, saintly.

“Family.”

Jamie Walker

“I’m thankful for the word ‘equitably,’ because it seems like it should be nice to say, but it’s not, and that’s a wonderful surprise.”

Chad Aufderhar

“Graduating.”

Brett Schultz

Happy T-day Break. Drive safely!

— Paddy McCoy, on kilts

“My girlfriend, Clarabeth.”

Ramon Fernandez

Hear something funny? Report it! julian.weller@wallawalla.edu

Julian Weller The Heel Editor

Week ate, Turkeys! And it’s almost over already. Only one more day until Thanksgiving vacation. I can hear car engines already.

Onions, this issue of The Collegian is a doozy. The Heel knows what you’re like. At The Collegian, the fruits of our labor are only harvested each Thursday, so there’s no telling when you’ll stuff yourselves with my wellseasoned words. Some of you will seek us out before Thanksgiving, some during break itself. Many of you will only remember The Collegian and last week’s maple bar coupons once you’ve left campus, and on your return from break, will dig through our carefully laid

pages like so many swine, rooting for acorns at the base of an oak, oblivious to the majesty above them. Those things have so much frosting on them anyway ... the maple bars, I mean. The question is, Onions, how do I stay relevant to each of you for three distinct periods? Here’s how: Week 8¾, Onions. Happy Thanksgiving!

Are you bored yet? I’m not. I just got back from Vancouver, British Columbia, and wasn’t hassled at all by border patrol. Nope, not one bit! I hope you’re all faring just as well as I am. Last week a friend told me how bored she expected to be during break. I remember what she said like it was today: “I live in Vancouver, Wash., so ...” Well, solitary Onions, has papa Heel got the fix for you! Three wonderful seasonal music videos:

1. Watch this amazing music video about the history of Thanksgiving: tinyurl.com/ heelthnx1.

2. Watch this amazing music video about the modern world’s turkey-durkey culture: tinyurl.com/heelthnx2. If that guy looks familiar to you, it’s because he’s a marketing genius. Mad thanks to G. Perdew for the song of the season.

3. Show your friends this amazing music video, too, and let them know it’s from the bottom of your heart: tinyurl.com/heelthnx3.

Onions, the Heel feels for you. All of these videos come to you from the center of my layers. Hopefully you don’t need them, though.

Hopefully you’re making the most of it and finding friends and adventures to take up your time. Don’t let your homework get you down!

Oh, sorry. Sorry for saying the H-word during vacation. ... The Heel still needs to map out his CommUnity talk for week nine. ...

Good grief. Why did you do this to me, McCoy?! Oh well, come see the result on Tuesday of next week, friends. And drive safely!

Week nine, Onions. Homesick, ready for the end of the quarter, and excited to see our friends all at once, we’ve returned to campus, bittersweet as members of the Allium genus.

Y’all so sweet. Like yams. Like the steam off of a puppy’s nose, searching for ham in the snow. (I’ll give a dollar to the first person who can tell me where that quote’s from.) The Heel missed your faces. Welcome back. Now you can start decorating for Christmas, if you’re not one of those weirdos who decorates as soon as Glow in the Dark Night is over.

See you at CommUnity, where I’ll talk about holidays some more.