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Slow Motion Bar B Q “Smoking Meat The Way It Should Be… Slow And Easy... It has been said that in addition to a third “Great Awakening,” America will be rebuilt on the wings of the entrepreneurial spirit... Page 7

“misc. upscale resale” “misc., upscale resale”: A Thrift Store Where You Are Family... Having a thrift store might seem like an unusual dream and passion, but two sisters planned for ten years to open one in Limestone County, gathered items... Page 9

What Makes Ronnie Roll The New And Improved “All Kids’ Dugout”... In the mid ‘90s, our town saw the need for a safe public place for kids to play, came together as a city, and built the Kids’ Dugout at the Sportsplex... Page 11

Smartphone Medics: Faster, Cheaper, Better By Ali Elizabeth Turner

Justin Morales and Jeff Sandridge, the Smartphone Medics

Jeff Sandridge and Justin Morales are the “guys who are wise” when it comes to repairing cell phones, smart phones, hand held devices of all kinds, games and laptops, and they get it done pronto. They have helped me out on more than one occasion, and it is always a joy to recommend a business to the readers of Athens Now when I have had personal experience with exceptional Continued on pages 15

Village Vet: Where At Last You Can Learn Your Dog’s “Tale” By Ali Elizabeth Turner The first time I interviewed Dr. Lori White, the veterinarian who owns the clinic located right across from East Limestone High School known as The Village Vet, I learned a good deal about the specific needs as well as disease proclivities of a number of breeds of dogs. Continued on page 17

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Publisher’s Point Publisher / Editor Ali Turner

Sales / Editing Deborah Huff

Graphic Design

Jonathan Hamilton

Contributing Writers

Shelley Underhill Lynne Hart Jeanette Dunnavant Jones Joel Allen Janet Hunt Jim Doyle Jerry Barksdale

Publisher’s Point . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 All Things Soldier . . . . . . . . 4 Calendar of Events . . . . . . . . 6 Special Feature . . . . . . . . . 7 Tourism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Special Feature . . . . . . . . . 9 What Makes Ronnie Roll . . 11 Clean and Green . . . . . . . . 12 Cooking with Shelley . . . . . . 13 Cover Stories . . . . . . . . . 15 & 17 Health and Fitness . . . . . . 18 This Man’s Thoughts . . . . . 19 Dog Barker . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Medical Update . . . . . . . . 22 Security Savvy . . . . . . . . 23 Jerry’s Journals . . . . . . . . 24

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Mrs. Garritsen Goes To Washington Every once in awhile we as Americans are given the blessing of hearing someone eloquently stand for Constitutional righteousness, and the result is a saying that becomes a part of the fabric of our society. On June 4th I believe we heard just that kind of narrative from the lips of a woman named Becky Garritsen as she testified before Congress. The fact that she is from Wetumpka, AL only makes it better, and my fond hope is that her words will become as much of a part of American history as “I have a dream,” or “a date which will live in infamy.” Mrs. Garritsen is part of the Tea Party movement and was summoned to testify in regards to the now incontrovertible proof that the IRS has been targeting conservative political groups, pro-life groups, conservative educators who dare to teach de Toqueville, and a host of others. The amount of evidence against the IRS is so huge that there has been an actual admission of wrong doing from the agency, and the House hearings are being held to see just how deep and wide is the abuse of power heretofore wielded with abandon. I heartily recommend that Athens Now readers take the time to go online and hear not only Mrs. Garritsen’s quietly impassioned presentation, but also compare it to the

snarky response made by Rep. Jim McDermott, as well as Rep. Paul Ryan’s rebuttal to McDermott’s inane and predictable patronization of Mrs. Garritsen’s speech. It is only a few minutes long, and to hear a woman speak

Mrs Garritsen: “In Wetumpka, we are patriotic Americans; we peacefully assemble; we petition our government; we exercise our right to free speech. We don’t understand why the government tried to stop us. I’m not here as a

What a concept! There were those in the room who thankfully are committed to get to the bottom of IRS shenanigans, and there are those who feel that the IRS is going to suffer lethal blows as a result. But for my part, I am

truth to power with such elegance is both stirring and refreshing. At times her voice broke, but she was not in any way shrill. Her words were careful, descriptive, and right on point. Below is a transcript of part of her speech, and it is one that I hope will at least become the rhetoric of conservatives. The fact that none of it is being carried in the mainstream media is not surprising, and it is yet another example of how marvelous it is that the alternative media are alive and kicking in America.

serf or a vassal. I’m not begging my lord for mercy. I’m a born-free American woman, wife, mother, and citizen, and I’m telling my government that you’ve forgotten your place.”

just thrilled that a beautiful, intelligent woman from Alabama the Beautiful summoned her courage and spoke up clearly, and I am more thrilled that in America this is still possible.

It’s not your responsibility to look out for my well being and to monitor my speech. It’s not your right to assert an agenda. The post that you occupy exists to preserve American liberty. You’ve sworn to perform that duty and you have faltered.” Think of it! “The post that you occupy exists to preserve American liberty.”

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All Things Soldier

Serving Chick-fil-A Now “Hazardous” To The Career Of A Soldier? by Ali Elizabeth Turner

Just when you think things can’t get any more un-American in America, you find out that one of our brave warriors has come under fire from his superiors for serving Chickfil-a sandwiches at his promotion party.

Day,” and the result was that American folks from Coast to Coast showed up to buy breakfast lunch and dinner, brave the crowds, wait in line, and quietly make a statement. Our own Athens store was happily slammed for hours.

Most of you remember that in the summer of 2012 there was a mighty brouhaha over the fact that Dan Cathy, part of the leadership team of the Chick-fil-a made a comment at a party that he believed marriage is inherently heterosexual, and the majority of Americans agree with him. The resulting firestorm against the company that says “Eat More Chickin” caused former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee to call for a “Chick-fil-a Appreciation

What I just learned, however, was that an enlisted officer has been reprimanded and threatened with possible legal action for sending out invitations to his promotion party stating that “in honor of my promotion and in honor of the Defense of Marriage Act I am serving Chick-fil-a sandwiches at my party.” One year later he is still embroiled in a JAG legal battle. It needs to be understood that there are certain restrictions levied against active duty

June 21 2nd Annual Sam Gibbons Walking Horse Show The Alabama Veterans Museum invites you to attend their 2nd Annual Sam Gibbons Walking Horse Show at the Sheriff’s Arena on Highway 99 in Athens. For more information contact Museum Director Sandy Thompson 256-771-7578 or emailsndy6732@aol.com to view sponsor form or class sheet.

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soldiers’ political behavior, and they basically fall into two categories. They cannot speak at rallies, ride in parades, be part of partisan political groups or fundraising campaigns, or publish partisan papers or electronic communications. They can put a bumper sticker for the candidate of their choice on their car, but cannot display “large” political signs, although “large” is subjective. They can, however, contribute to the campaign of the candidate(s) of their choice. The other thing that they cannot do is speak disrespectfully against the Commander in Chief. Again, “disrespectfully” at times can be subjective, and on more than one occasion has meant respectfully disagreeing with policy, so a lot of guys discuss their true feelings with only their most trusted buddies. To effectively censor a sandwich is totally beyond the pale, and the soldier did nothing to campaign for anything. He simply stated his view on marriage, combined it with a celebration, received a letter of reprimand, told he was” no longer a team player,” and given a bad efficiency report. This fellow has an exemplary record, has come up through the ranks, and has served our country well. Thankfully his situation has come to the at-

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tention of the Chaplain Alliance for Religious Liberty, and they are fighting with and for him. Why is this important? Simply because if there is an attack on the personal or religious liberties of the ones who put themselves in harm’s

way so we can have personal or religious liberties, then we are next. We need to support them when they come under “friendly fire” based on principal as well as rightful self preservation. For more information, go to www.chaplainalliance.org.

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Calendar of Events Bike MS: North Alabama June 8 7:30AM

Painting with Acrylics: Tuscan Villa Jun 17 at 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM

Join us at the Athens- Limestone Health and Wellness Center for our 4th Annual Bike MS: North Alabama. The ride will begin promptly at 7:30am and we feature 25, 45, 75 or 100 mile routes along the NOAH bike trail. The ride is fully supported with rest stops every 10-12miles and a cook out celebration at the finish line. Please visit our website www.bikeMSalabama.org to learn more or to register for this great event. Not a cyclists? We need volunteers too so please visit our website or contact Jennifer Ely at 205-879-8546 or jennifer.ely@ nmss.org to volunteer!

This class is a fun and interesting way to learn how to paint with acrylics. Create a beautiful masterpiece step by step. Learn the tricks you will need to paint all types of pictures and how to find ideas for your paintings. Focus on the enjoyment of creating visual art. This class is at the Alabama Center for the Arts, in Decatur. The fee is $45. For more information or to register call 256-233-8260 or go online at www.athens.edu/CLL.

Adventures in the Hundred Acre Wood Jun 10-14 at 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM

Bring your lunch or get a snack at the Undergrounds Coffee Shop at this Lunch and Learn that will help you get the respect you deserve from your mechanic. Learn the basics of car care in this lunch series. Class is at the Center for Lifelong Learning. The fee is $10. For more information or to register call 256-233-8260 or go online at www. athens.edu/CLL.

Ages 8-15. Using the classic literature of A.A. Milne, this camp will introduce students to creating character through body movement, posture, facial expression, voice tone, and gestures with special focus on “telling the story.” Camp is limited to 15 so register early. Classes are at the Alabama Center for the Arts, in Decatur. The fee is $65. For more information or to register call 256-233-8260 or go online at www.athens.edu/CLL.

Camp Hope June 11

Camp Hope, sponsored by Hospice of Limestone County, is a oneday camp for Limestone County kids ages 5 – 11 years who have experienced the death of a loved one. Each camper is paired with a volunteer buddy for the entire day. Campers and buddies hang out, do arts and crafts, play games, fish, and most importantly talk, listen and share feelings with one another. Camp Hope Volunteer Training will be 4/21/13 at 2-3 PM and 5/5/13 at 2-3 PM. To Register for Camp Hope go to : www.athenslimestonehospice.org

Ardmore Kids Day in the Park June 15 at 9:00 AM – noon

This community event for kids under 12 is hosted by the City and Town of Ardmore. Bring the kids to the Ardmore, TN John Barnes Park for a great day of fun, hotdogs, games and much more. Contact 9631-427-5523

What Women AUTO Know Jun 18 at 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM

Singing on the Square sponsored by Champion Chevrolet Jun 21 at 6:00 PM

Bring your lawn chairs or blankets and enjoy the free concert featuring Master’s Touch and Committed. Contact 256-232-5411.

Smokin’ Railroad Street BBQ Cook-off Jun 21 & 22 at 9:00 AM Saturday

Elkmont Lions Club invites you to a day of fun and delicious food. Music on Friday Night at 7:00 PM. Cook-off times: People’s Choice - 10:30 AM; Chicken - 12:00 PM; Ribs - 12:30 PM. Concession stand will be selling BBQ sandwiches/plate/drinks. People’s Choice tickets $1.00

2nd Annual Sam Gibbons Walking Horse Show June 21 at 7:00 PM

The Alabama Veterans Museum invites you to attend their 2nd Annual Sam Gibbons Walking Horse Show at the Sheriff’s Arena on Highway 99 in Athens. For more information contact Museum Director Sandy Thompson 256-771-7578 or email sndy6732@aol.com.

The Flashbacks Concert June 15 at 7:00 PM (doors open at 6:00 PM)

Come to Yesterdays Event Center, Athens, AL and for a night of fantastic memories, and some exciting new surprises. The Flashbacks perform your all time favorite hits from the 70’s and 80’s, with a little 60’s, Motown, and Disco included, all with high energy and crowd interaction. This will be a complete dinner show, but no dance floor for this show. This will be our final show open to the public until Oct 2013. Show admission is $15, E-mail reservations to info@ yesterdaysevents.com are required. There will be a complete country dinner available including drink and dessert for $9.95.

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ONGOING EVENTS The Friends of the Athens-Limestone Public Library hold used book sales on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of each month from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm and on the 1st Saturday of each month from 10:00 am to 2:00 pm. The sale is held at the library, 405 E. South St. For further information, please call (256) 232-1233. The Alabama Veterans’ Museum needs volunteers! If you have a few hours per week and would like to help out, please call the museum at 256.771.7578. Pick the days and hours you would like to volunteer.

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Special Feature

Slow Motion Bar B Q: “Smoking Meat The Way It Should Be… Slow And Easy by Ali Elizabeth Turner

It has been said that in addition to a third Ribs done right! “Great Awakening,” America will be rebuilt on the wings of the entrepreneurial spirit. Stacey and Amanda Gatlin, as well as their children, are proof that the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in Athens, and I also have no doubt that these people of faith the Gatlins that “this is will work just as hard to restore America spiritu- my home away from home.” ally when the time comes. Slow Motion Bar B Q is in the former location of Lulu’s Place, at 22728 Pepper Road in Athens. When Miss Betty decided to retire and close Lulu’s, it seemed like a comfort to her to have the Gatlins be the new restaurateurs. And, as is often the case with Athens Now readers, Stacey and Amanda prayed long and hard before opening Slow Motion Bar B Q. And, while they both had other full time endeavors, they felt strongly that the “Home Office” wanted them to open up a place that could be like home to customers who come in hungry for more than physical food. They must have “heard right,” as since they opened in February, they have customers that come in every day, and several come 2-3 times a week. Amanda told me, “We want this place to be like Cheers,” (the name of a sitcom popular during the ‘80s and ‘90s) that had the title song with the “hook” that said, “Where everybody knows your name.” Amanda’s heart shows in her eyes, and her customers have obviously become very dear to her. They have told

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ish,” he said, (hence the name Slow Motion!) The sauces that they use are high quality, and the extra cost is worth it. He also is very particular about the attention paid to the meat. “I am the only one that does the beef bris-

pudding per day. The chocolate pies are made from scratch, as well as the chess pie. They also have pecan pie and a number of fruit pies to finish off the meal.

I had the loaded potato with chicken for my meat, and some of their delicious red sauce poured all over it. The spud took up the whole plate, it was easily worth May 18th appearance of Stillwater two meals, and was Bluegrass Band at Slow Motion truly yummy. While I was there an elderly couple told Stacey on their way out, “These are the best ribs we have ever had.” Amanda also told me that it is common for customers to pay the tab of other patrons, even strangers.

Their kids work at the place part time as well, and working together serves to give the kids the opportunity to earn money, learn the value of a dollar, and be together in the way that American families used to when they ran businesses for generations. The boys, Corey, 15 and Parker, 14 were waiting tables when I was there, as was their daughter Taylor, 13. The Gatlins also have another daughter, Hannah, who is 17.

ket,” he said. “No one else touches it, because it’s too easy to get it dried out,” he said. However, I am quite sure that someone of the kids will get the chance to learn how to do it “just right”, just as Stacey’s dad taught him.

Stacey and Amanda Gatlin, Stacey just retired owners of Slow Motion Bar B Q after 24 ½ years with the Madison into this in the first place, Water Department. They own a trailer park, and and basically he started when he also does construction. he was the same age as his However, when discussing sons. His dad was a BBQ-er, what it took to open Slow and taught him how to “put Motion, Stacey stated with love in the food.” Stacey conviction that “this is my also knows his stuff about dream,” and I know from ex- the art of barbequing. “Barperience that when you are bequing is tricky. The rub, living your dream, the work the wood, the finishing doesn’t really matter, even and the sauce all have to be just right,” he said. “It when the going is tough. I asked Stacey how he got takes 12-14 hours to fin-

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Meat isn’t the only specialty at Slow Motion. As of this printing, they have just started serving breakfast. “We’re here early getting the smoker going,” Amanda said, “and we may as well throw some bacon and eggs on the grill while we’re at it.” Desserts are plentiful, and the banana pudding is made from scratch from an old family recipe. Every first time visitor gets one for free. They go through three pans of banana

“I want this place to feel like home, and I want people to know that Mom and Pop places are important,” she said, and tears were in her eyes. So, if you want food with love in it, a place “where everybody knows your name,” and a home away from home, move quickly to Slow Motion Bar B Q, where it’s all done right.

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Lawlers Hwy 72 Wins North Alabama Regional BBQ Sauce Contest By Jeanette Dunnavant Jones, President, Athens-Limestone County Tourism Association (and most quality if they are not part of a national chain) only has to enter their basic information at this time. You have until July 15 to enter your exact fix-priced meal offering. Sign up at www.alabamarestaurantweek.com. See the ABOUT section for a summary of the rules of the promotion.

Lawlers Hwy 72 store Athens did not win the state championship but they were chosen as the North Alabama regional winner by judges Bobby Shuttleworth of WAFF-48, Evan Carden of Decatur Life magazine and Melinda Dunn of the Decatur/Morgan Convention and Visitors Bureau. The Decatur/Morgan County Farmer’s Market was the host site for the regional contest. “We are so proud of Lawlers and appreciate their participation in the BBQ sauce contest”, said Jeanette Jones, Athens-Limestone County Tourism Association CoPresident. “We worked really hard getting the word out to our BBQ restaurants to enter the competition. There will be more contests during the Year of Alabama Food. We hope other restaurants participate in upcoming contest.”

at www.yearofalabamafood. com. The sign up process is now open for restaurants to become a part of Alabama Restaurant Week. The process is quick and easy. Any Alabama restaurant that qualifies

BBQ sauce championship generates wide press coverage. Celebrity judges picked the sauce from Phil’s BBQ restaurant in Eufaula as the state “BBQ Sauce-Off.” The Central Alabama regional winner was Costas from Birmingham. Phil’s BBQ from Eufaula was chosen as the Southern Alabama regional winner. “The Alabama Tourism Department designed the BBQ Sauce-Off as a way of promoting the state’s barbecue restaurants and independent sauce producers,” said contest coordinator Brian Jones. “The regional contests got great coverage and our championship in Birmingham was covered by channel 48 in Huntsville, channel

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6 in Birmingham, channel 12 in Montgomery and AL.com. It was also featured in USA TODAY, on public radio and was picked up by the Associated Press,” he said. Thirty-four sauces were gathered from restaurants and grocery stores across the state for the BBQ Sauce-Off. Sauces in the contest included: Bailey’s, Baumhower’s, Berdeaux’s, BBQ Shack, Big Bob Gibson, Bishop’s, Bob Sykes, Bryant, Carli-

Alabama Restaurant Week is an August 16-August 25, 2013 promotion and is part of the Year of Alabama Food state tourism campaign. For more on Year of Alabama Food, contact Brian Jones Brian.jones@tourism.alabama.gov. For more on Alabama Restaurant Week, contact Grey Brennan grey. brennan@tourism.alabama. gov. For information and assistance in entering your restaurant, call the AthensLimestone County Tourism Association office at 256232-5411 or email info@ VisitAthensAL.com.

le’s, Costas, Crusty Butts & Bones, Dale’s BBQ, Demetri’s, Dreamland, Fat Boy’s, Full Moon, Golden Rule, Jim ‘N Nick’s, Johnny’s BBQ, Lawlers, Mike & Ed’s, Mike Elliott’s, Moon Hollow, Noodie’s, Ollie’s, Perfect Bite BBQ, Phil’s, Rob’s, Saban Sauce, Saw’s, Saucy Q, Slaphappy BBQ, Thomas Rib Shack and Viper. Learn more about Alabama food products, chefs, culinary destinations and events at Facebook.com/AlabamaFood and

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Special Feature

“misc., upscale resale”: A Thrift Store Where You Are Family by Ali Elizabeth Turner

Having a thrift store might seem like an unusual dream and passion, but two sisters planned for ten years to open one in Limestone County, gathered items to stock their store, and then tragedy struck. Kristie Klatt lost her sister and would be business partner Norma suddenly six years ago. To say that this is a close knit family is an understatement, and the loss of Norma was extraordinarily hard on Kristie, her sisters, and Norma’s family. Kristie decided to forge ahead with her niece (and Norma’s daughter,) Rachel Rohde, to make the dream come true. As a result of their hard work and that of their family, “misc., upscale resale” opened in February of 2013, and is located at the intersection of East Limestone and Nick Davis.

Most thrift stores don’t have mission statements, either, but these gals are sharp cookies and have committed themselves to the people of Limestone County by stating that “misc.,” exists “to inspire our customers with unique and useful merchandise at the best value, and pay it forward to our local communities.”

The residents most often have nothing, (and usually at first have no way to get anything,) and misc. provides them with decent clothes to wear as they get back on their feet and reenter society. Recently “misc.,” also found dressing gowns, robes, pajamas and slippers for new residents at a nursing home who had nothing in which to sleep. Also, Kristie’s church is going to be involved in a mission trip to Nicaragua, and they were able to make a donation toward the cost of the trip. It is clear that these gals have a heart to serve others, but as I asked them, “When there are a number of thrift stores in the area, why should I shop at your place?” I loved their answer. “We are eclectic and unique,” said Kristie. “Where else can you get everything from African masks to vintage glass at thrift store prices?” Rachel then added, “We are very concerned about the customer’s

Kristie Klatt and Rachel Rohde, owners experience when they come into the store.” They also mentioned that they wanted their customers to feel like family, thankfully a common theme amongst business owners in Athens. Speaking of family, four of the nine sisters in Kristie’s family live in Athens, they all worked hard

How do they “pay it forward?” First of all, through their prices. This is a thrift store, not a consignment store, and they have people who help them find high quality items that can be sold at thrift store prices. For example, recently a family that was in a tough place financially came to get clothes for their kids, and there was an Aeropostale shirt in the Bargain Room for only a dollar.

In addition, most of the time there is praise and worship music playing in the store. “The customers come in and start to sing,” said Kristie. They both told me about some of their favorite moments since they opened up. A family had just returned from China with their newly adopted four year old. They needed a toy for their new child, and didn’t want to go all the way into town to shop for one. There happened to be a perfect Mr. Potato Head in

“misc.,” also donates clothes to Pathfinders, a Huntsville based charity that serves as a half way house for people who have just gotten out of prison.

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to make “misc.,” come together back in February, and they still help out. You can tell this whole tribe really loves folks, and they want to make sure that each client knows it. Next to the cash register is a small notebook that has a list of items for which customers are searching, and Kristie confidently states that she knows everything their customers have purchased. Some of the other uncommon things that Kristie and Rachel do to make for a pleasing ambiance are to make sure the store has fresh flowers, and they always see to it that fragrant candles are burning.

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the store, which they snapped up, and it was a big hit with their new little one.

Another thing that gives both Kristie and Rachel joy is being able to help college kids furnish their first apartment. They love it when people come in and say things like, “My Grandma had a bowl just like that. We ate out of it every Sunday!” “misc., upscale resale” wants everything they sell “to go to a good home,” and they firmly believe “everything has a story.” If you are looking for a place where you become family and the shopkeepers care so much about you that they keep your wishes in a book, then “misc.,” is the place for you.

27481 Nick Davis Rd, Athens, AL 35613 Open: Tues-Fri 9-5 Sat 10-4 Phone: 256-874-5175 Check them out on Facebook Page 9

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What Makes Ronnie Roll

The New And Improved “All Kids’ Dugout”

by Hollie Hollman Behind the Badge, which is the community service arm of the police department, has chosen the All Kids’ Dugout as their annual project for 2013. Everyone is determined to make it work, even if the grant doesn’t come through, yet another example of what makes the community of Athens so wonderful.

In the mid ‘90s, our town saw the need for a safe public place for kids to play, came together as a city, and built the Kids’ Dugout at the Sportsplex. It has been the site of countless hours of families playing hard, getting exercise, building memories and having fun. Now, nearly twenty years later, it has become obvious to all that the wear and tear on the site has taken its toll, and once again we are looking at the need to upgrade and renovate. This time, however, the plan is to make the “Kids’ Dugout” into the “All Kids’ Dugout,” and renovate it so that those with physical challenges and who are perhaps wheelchair bound can play there, too. “We are going to do it, because it is the right thing to do,” Mayor Ronnie told me in our bi-weekly chat. Holly Hollman, who is the Grant Coordinator and Communications Specialist for the City of Athens, was also present, and the two of them showed me the plan and set forth the vision, not only for the All Kids’ Dugout, but the renovation of the Sportsplex. “It is important that people know that we are not going to destroy what a com-

This leads me to the Mayor’s other point—the concept of city vs. community. He is just back from a conference attended by the mayors of the cities of Alabama, and the keynote speaker was the former Mayor of Abilene, TX, a fellow by the name of Gary D. McCaleb. Mr. McCaleb wrote a book entitled The Gift Of Community, and be advised that there will

munity built, but will only make it better,” said Mayor Marks. It is going to cost $100,000 to complete the Dugout project, which will include shade structures, special swings and other equipment for disabled kids, and all necessary renovations. A 50/50 grant has been applied for through the ADECA program, (Ala-

bama Department of Economic and Community Affairs,) and once again the community is going to be involved with everything from fund raising to “totin’ barges and liftin’ bales.”

be several upcoming Ronnie Roll articles that will be discussing various topics covered in the book. I had a chance to skim through it, and was so inspired that I am going to get my own copy. The Mayor’s copy of The Gift Of Community is already highlighted to death, (though he offered to loan me his,) and I want to mark up mine with abandon.

A final word of thanks from the Mayor to the group of women who worked so hard to get the Farmer’s Market off to a super start for the summer. Were these gals paid? Nope. They just love our town and did what it took to get not only produce, but honey, herbs, and other locally produced items available to the people of Athens. We are indeed blessed as Athenians, and as you’ll see soon, our city is truly a community, and one for which to be thankful.

Happy Fathers’ Day from Athens Now June 7 - June 20, 2013

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Clean and Green

Handling Household Hazardous Waste

by Lynne Hart

Keep Athens-Limestone Beautiful receives numerous phone calls from people asking how to dispose of household hazardous waste (HHW) items such as pesticides, fluorescent bulbs, chemicals, fertilizers, old gasoline, and paint. It has been several years since a Household Hazardous Waste (HHW) collection was offered to Athens and Limestone County residents. KALB applied for a grant and, if awarded, it will be used to assist in providing such a collection. There are some items that can be handled in other ways. Here are a few: Batteries: All types of batteries

can be recycled at the Athens-Limestone Recycling Center. Batteries should not be placed in your household garbage can. Compact Fluorescent Lights (CFLs): These can be taken to Lowe’s for recycling. There is a collection bin in the return section of the Athens store. Bags and instructions for disposal are provided at the collection bin. Fluorescent Tubes: These can be taken to any Batteries Plus store for recycling. If you purchase replacement tubes, they will accept them free of charge. If not purchasing replacements, there may be a nominal fee. Electronics: If it uses electricity or runs on batteries, we can recycle it at the Athens-

Limestone Recycling Center. There is an $8 disposal fee for TVs. Everything else is accepted free of charge! Latex Paint: The best way to handle usable paint is to use it! Mix paint together and use as a primer or give it to someone who might use it for small projects. Latex paint is not truly a hazardous waste, but it is very harmful to equipment and roadways when placed in trash containers. Once paint is dry, however, it may be discarded. If there is a small amount in the can, place in a safe location and remove the lid. Once the paint is dry you may recycle the can. For larger amounts, you can line a cardboard box with a trash bag and pour in the paint. Keep this in a place away from chil-

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dren and pets. Add paint drying agent, kitty litter, or sand to help speed the drying process. Once the paint is dry, you may place the plastic bag containing the dry paint into your garbage container. The paint can and cardboard box may be recycled. Oil based paints, Kilz, lacquers, and paint thinners must be disposed of at a HHW collection. We appreciate how many people truly do care about the environment and continue to hold on to these HHW materials waiting for an authorized collection day. If this is

important to you, please let your city councilman or county commissioner know. It is the only way your city and county representatives know what concerns their constituents. Of course, we at KALB are always interested in your questions or comments. Find us on Facebook, check out our website, email or call us. If we don’t have an answer, we’ll work to find one.

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Cooking with Shelley

Sweet Roasted Vidalia Onions by Shelley Underhill

If you like onions as much as I do, and I really do, then you are going to want to try this recipe. I have never tried it with any other kind of onion except

a Vidalia, and they are plentiful in the stores this time of year. So run out and get you some! My hope is that you try it and like it. If you do, then shoot

me an email and let me know if other friends and family liked it to. You can send your questions and recipes to shelleysdesk@ gmail.com.

What you will need: 1 or more onions 1 heaping tablespoon real butter 1 tablespoon olive oil salt and pepper to taste Cut both ends off of the onion, coring it ever so slightly, and place in a microwaveable dish, cover tightly with plastic wrap. Microwave on high for eleven minutes(for each onion). Enjoy.

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Cover Story

Smartphone Medics: Faster, Cheaper, Better by Ali Elizabeth Turner continued from page 1

service. These guys have helped me out twice, (once after office hours,) have a great sense of humor, and I would like to tell you about them. Jeff and Justin were friends as kids, lost track of each other, got back in touch, and are now in business together as the Smartphone Medics. The business is located in the Mailstop store in the Star Market Shopping Center in Madison, and the address is 7950 Highway 72 Suite A. They have several drop boxes in the area, and will even come to you to pick yours up. If you call the store you can make arrangements for what will serve you best. The store number is 256-414-1199. Jeff and Justin have always been “tinkerers,” that is, they have taken things apart both to see how they work and how to fix what is broken, and, at least in Jeff’s case, tinkering got him in trouble when he was a kid. (The same thing happened to Thomas Edison; I’m just sayin’…) Justin also has a lot of experience with software and fixing video games. His friends were his customers, and they were happy ones. Jeff was a young guy who had done several things, including being a Domino’s driver, and then realized that fixing phones is what he wanted to do. He went to Atlanta, got certified as a

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“phone doc,” and then came home and trained Justin. Jeff is the “Apple guy” in the shop, and uses Apple products personally. Justin is the “Android guy,” and while they are fully cross-trained, they understand that the war between Apple and rest of the cyber world will probably never be over, and work hard to satisfy the customers in both camps. I never knew that most phones can be fixed, (often even ones that got dropped in very wet places,) don’t need to be sent away for repairs, and these guys can do it about 1/2 the cost of the national chain phone stores. My first “rescue” came when my phone refused to hold a charge and it was like being sent back in time when we were all tethered to cords in the wall. I limped along for awhile using my wall charger and the one in my truck, and hoped to hold out as long as possible because new batteries were so expensive at the retail outlets. Finally my phone would hold no charge,

I could wait no longer, and Jeff ordered me a battery. As soon as it came in, he gave me a call and stayed at the shop until I got there. Most recently I was at a retreat in Pennsylvania, and somewhere between Scranton and here I lost my wall charger.

Smartphone Medics had it in stock, and it was nearly 1/3 of the price of one I had to replace last year because the housing came apart. I drove away from both encounters as a fully satisfied customer. So, what can these guys do? They repair cracked phone screens, IPad screens, and buy

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used and broken phones. The broken and used phones will be completely refurbished and resold at a fraction of the price of an original. They’ll tackle Nooks, Netbooks, Kindles, IPads and Pods, Androids, and game systems. They service most carriers, including

Sprint, AT&T and Verizon. Repair prices start at $49 and go up to $90. The brand names “treated” by “the Medics” include Apple, Blackberry, Android, HTC, LG, Palm, Samsung, Motorola and Nokia. They offer same day service, and many repairs can be completed in under 3 hours. I have been in the shop

when someone was on their lunch hour, and they took care of the repair while the customer went to go grab a bite to eat. They are also vendors for a no contract service offered by T-Mobile called Simple Mobile. For sixty dollars a month and a onetime 99 dollar activation fee, you can get unlimited talk, text, and web, and there is no credit check. You can either call them at 256-414-1199 to get an estimate, or go online at www. thesmartphonemedics.com. Jeff and Justin will get you fixed right up, and at a more than fair price.

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Village Vet: Where At Last You Can Learn Your Dog’s “Tale” by Ali Elizabeth Turner

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Dr. Lori is a good teacher, her love of dogs is palpable throughout the clinic and is shared by her staff. When I came back for this interview, Sam, a large collie who happens to belong to Dr. Lori’s mother, was getting a summer shave, and, as is customary for his breed, was trying to herd the dogs in the other room. The patience shown toward Sam made me glad once again that I was being given the chance to tell the residents of Limestone County about Village Vet. This time, however, what made Dr. Lori’s eyes twinkle was teaching me about a service that she is now offering at Village Vet to all her patients. It is DNA testing that, among other things, identifies breeds and therefore makes it possible to anticipate things like hip dysplasia, organ failure and cancer. “At first, when this testing was developed, it was very inaccurate, especially when it came to mixed breeds, so

vets dismissed it,” she told me. Apparently the kinks have been worked out, especially with the blood based tests. There are two types of tests, the saliva based ones that are available at the big box pet stores, and the ones that involve drawing blood, which is done only at a veterinarian clinic. “The saliva swab tests are ok,” she told me, “but the blood tests are the best.”

I always appreciate it when a customer “takes their own medicine,” and Dr. Lori showed me the DNA panel of her two shelter dogs, Dorothy and Priscilla. She was

visibly delighted at finding out the bloodlines flowing in her pooches, because it would assist her in caring for her own dogs. “This stuff is important, and fun,” she said with a smile. Priscilla was pretty straightforward, being a Chihuahua and Pekinese mix, “a true mutt,” according to Dr. Lori. “She has such vigor, and being a mutt is working to her advantage,” she said.

lian Cattle dog, and Rottweiler. The thing that brought Dr. Lori the “aha moment” once Dorothy’s test came back was the disclosure that she had Aussie flowing in her veins. “Now I know why she behaves the way she does,” said Dr. Lori. In addition, the test predicted Dorothy’s weight range correctly, tested her for seven disease causing mutations, and then examined the chromosomes in her ancestry that could signify the possibility of breed specific diseases showing up down the road. Interestingly, the combination of breeds present in Dorothy tended to cancel out the possibility of her developing degenera-

tive myelopathy, a disease that causes communication between the brain and back limbs to break down. Dorothy would also have more of a chance to have had retinal problems if she had received two copies of the problem solving chromosome. Thankfully, Dorothy only has one, and her retinas should be just fine.

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The Wisdom test makes it possible for vets to serve both dogs and their owners with a whole new level of excellence, and the full panel costs $130. In terms of all that the test can do to help, that is a bargain. “I am interested in disease prevention, especially because animals don’t show illness until they could be close to death,” says Dr. Lori. Another product she uses is Hills brand dog food. “I have been to the plant, have seen how it is produced, and seen the science that goes into producing the best possible dog food,” she said. In her view, no other product compares when it comes to dealing with food allergies, which are not just confined to humans, but show up in dogs as well and often go undetected.

By contrast, while Dorothy also is a mutt, she has been much tougher to “profile” by sight. It turns out she is a mix of three breeds, golden Labrador, Austra-

Priscilla and Dorothy, Dr. Lori White’s dogs who were recently profiled by the Wisdom Panel

diseases.” So far the blood based tests and panels have been developed for 235 breeds. The best tests, according to Dr. Lori, and the ones she uses in the clinic are offered by an outfit called Wisdom Panel Professional Genetic Analysis. It covers breed detection, appearance, behavior, and history.

Dr. Lori would like to see breeders use this test, because it “recognizes the potential for breed specific

These are just two examples of how the Village Vet is serving our community, and I for one am glad that Dr. Lori and her crew are in our midst.

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Health and Fitness

Tips For Choosing Workout Shoes by Janet Hunt

Janet Hunt is a Certified Personal Trainer and can be reached at 256-614-3530 to schedule an appointment.

as an $80 shoe. But you’ll pay a premium for superfashionable styles or those associated with a celebrity -- and they won’t be any better for your feet.

My first recommendation is to shop at a sport shoe store that has knowledgeable employees. A knowledgeable shoe salesperson can help insure proper fit and function. Below is some more advice.

Know when to replace them. Once the back of the sole is worn out or the shoe feels uncomfortable or less supportive, it’s time to replace your shoes.

Don’t make shoes multitask. Purchase shoes for each activity. Walking shoes are stiffer; and running shoes are more flexible, with extra cushioning for greater impact. Never use street shoes for your fitness activity. Know your foot. Most major shoe brands now offer a model to suit every foot type. Feet that roll inward or outward or have different arches need different support. Measure your foot frequently. Your foot size may change as an adult;

and sizes vary between brands. Go by what fits, not by the size.

or walk. Shoes should fit your feet when they’re at their largest.

Shop at the end of the day. Feet swell over the course of the day; they also expand while you run

Bring your own socks. Bring the ones you wear while running or walking. If you wear orthotics, bring those, too.

shoes aren’t cheap. A $15 shoe will not be as good

Good athletic footwear may be the most important piece of equipment you can buy. Poorly fitting or inappropriate shoes lead to discomfort and potential injury.

Don’t worry about breaking in. Athletic shoes should feel comfortable right away. Walk around the store a bit to make sure they feel good. Use the rule of thumb. There should be about a thumb’s width between the front of your big toe and the end of the shoe. The heel should fit relatively tightly; your heel should not slip out when you walk. Never wear slip on/backless shoes for a fitness activity. Understand the bells and whistles. Some of those funky features actually serve a purpose. But not all the features are good for everyone. This is where a sport shoe store can help you. Don’t over or underpay. Good quality athletic

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This Man’s Thoughts...

The Power Of The Sports “Hero”

by Jim Doyle, owner of Madison Security Group

I believe that people that play professional sports should be held to a higher level of accountability because of their impact on society, especially kids. The reason is, we pay to see them at their sport, and the reason we bring our children to these events is so that they can aspire to play like their hero. Then we see the real truth. It’s all about the draw and how much

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money these pros can bring in. How many of these heroes have broken the law and been forgiven because they bring in money? What a poor message that sends to the children that look up to them. So I guess we are supposed to believe that if you are a great athlete you can do wrong, and you will get away with it? It is too bad that sports have become a money machine

and have forgotten the fans, especially the young ones. I like watching Triple A Ball because those kids play their hearts out for the love of the game, not for the money. Next time you are at a peewee football game, look at the faces of those kids, especially when they make a touchdown or a great tackle. That’s what sports are supposed to be.

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Dog Barker

“Cars Found With Dogs In Them With The Windows Up And The Engine Not Running With AC, Get A Free Broken Window” by Joel Allen I have witnessed dogs in hot cars in the parking lot of a shopping center, barking and looking desperate. I believe the people who do this should be made to sit inside a hot car with the windows up, in a full set of sweats with no AC running to see how they like it. Let the punishment fit the crime. Here is something else, the other day I was sitting at the Pet Depot and a customer came in commenting about a bumper sticker out there, “Cars found with dogs in them with the windows up and the engine not running with AC, get a free broken window.” I found that humorous and serious at the same time. Now, please note, I did not say you should go around obeying the bumper sticker, but if you happen upon a car with a dog in it and the windows up with no AC running, you should do the right thing

and call the authorities. Every dog should have shade and plenty of fresh water to beat the heat

if you keep them outside. Here are some additional things you can do. Place a doggie door in your home to let them get into the house, out of

the heat. See that there is plenty of shade where they are staying. Have someone check on them occasionally when you

know you will be gone long hours. Additionally, you can always set up a misting system like you see at the produce sections in stores, for cool-

ing your Canine Family Member while they out in their temporary living area when you are away.

If your dog should overheat, here are some tips to assist you in cooling them down. Keep in mind before you do anything that you should never

pour cold water over the head of any dog when they are overheated. You can cause them to have a stroke. Move them to a shaded area or take them inside where it is cool. Turn a fan toward them and keep them relaxed by talking to them. Remember, the more excited you get, the worse you can make it on your dog. If you have ice packs on hand or can fill zip lock baggies with ice, place a pack under your dog’s neck, one behind their neck, one under each leg in the pit or curve, take a bowl of cool water with a rag and dab water over the body, starting with their neck and work your way to their stomach. Panting is normal and is their way of sweating through their tongue. By sharing all this, it is my hope that I have made you aware of the dangers of what the heat can do to our “babies” and help to prevent any casualties this summer.

“Remember to love your dogs because they love you. Maybe not the way you want them to, like chewing up your favorite shoes or what not, but that is just love chewing. Be thankful for the time you have with them always.”

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Medical Update

The Weston A. Price Foundation Comes To Northern Alabama by Anne Cleve, MS, CNHP

A chapter of The Weston A. Price Foundation has been organized for Northern Alabama. Its meetings are held the first and third Tuesday evening of the month, at the Huntsville Chamber of Commerce at 6 pm, which is located at 225 Church Street, Huntsville, AL, 35801.

cated to restoring health through the implementation of nutrient-dense foods into the American diet through education, research and activism. The Foundation supports a number of movements that contribute to this objective, including accu-

ciety.

Expeller-pressed flax oil

10/3/94).

Can you give a few examples of these healththreatening myths?

Marine oils such as cod liver oil

Myth: A low fat diet will make you “feel better... and increase your joy of living.”

Myth: Avoid fat. Eat lowfat, no-fat foods. Truth: The following nutrient-rich traditional fats have nourished healthy

All hydrogenated oils

Who was Dr. Weston A. Price? Dr. Weston A. Price (1870-1948) was a Cleveland, Ohio dentist who began a series of unique investigations to ascertain the parameters of human health and determine the optimum characteristics of the human diet. For over 10 years, he traveled to isolated parts of the globe to study the health of populations untouched by western civilization. His goal was to discover the factors responsible for good dental health. His studies revealed that dental caries and deformed dental arches resulting in crowded, crooked teeth are the result of nutritional deficiencies and not inherited genetic defects. Dr. Price found that beautiful straight teeth, freedom from decay, good physiques, resistance to disease, and fine characteristics were typical of native groups on their traditional diets, all of which were rich in essential nutrients. The discoveries and conclusions of Dr. Price are presented in his classic volume, Nutrition and Physical Degeneration. Why is this important for Northern Alabama? The Foundation is dedi-

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The following new-fangled fats can cause cancer, heart disease, immune system dysfunction, sterility, learning disabilities, growth problems and osteoporosis: Industrially processed oils such as soy, corn, safflower, cottonseed and canola Fats and oils (especially vegetable oils) heated to very high temperatures in processing and frying. Myth: Soy estrogens (isoflavones) are good for you.

rate nutrition instruction, organic and biodynamic farming, pasture-feeding of livestock, communitysupported farms, honest and informative labeling, prepared parenting, and nurturing therapies. As a nation, we are slowly losing our health because of innumerable myths that have been presented to us as truths. Education is essential in charting a course for good health in today’s industrialized, polluted so-

population groups thousands of years:

for

Butter Tallow and suet from beef and lamb Lard from pigs Chicken, goose and duck fat Coconut, palm and palm kernel oils Extra virgin olive oil Expeller-pressed and peanut oils

sesame

Truth: Soy isoflavones are phyto-endocrine disrupters. At dietary levels, they can prevent ovulation and stimulate the growth of cancer cells. As little as four tablespoons of soy per day can result in hypothyroidism with symptoms of lethargy, constipation, weight gain and fatigue. Myth: Children benefit from a low fat diet. Truth: Children on low fat diets suffer from growth problems, failure to thrive, and learning disabilities (Food Chemistry News

Truth: Low fat diets are associated with increased rates of depression, psychological problems, fatigue, violence and suicide (Lancet 3/21/92 Vol 339). These few myths are just the tip of the iceberg. Learn about the cholesterol myths, excitotoxins (Equal, Aspartame, Nutrasweet, MSG), fluoride and chlorine, mercury amalgams, Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs), terminator genes, pasteurization, local sources for organic vegetables, free roaming poultry, pasture-finished beef, and much, much more through this organization. If you, or anyone you know, are dealing with health issues; come to the Weston A. Price Foundation meeting and begin to take control of your healing through education. Only YOU are responsible for your health! Contact: 256-270-5980 Check out: www.westonaprice.org

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Security Savvy

Fraud Alert: Grandparent Scam Continues To Trick People Out Of Money courtesy Brandpoint Content (BPT) - Imagine being woken by a phone call in the middle of the night. It’s your crying grandchild, who is asking for money because of an accident. Of course you want to help your loved one, so you do whatever you can in this emergency situation. You open your wallet without hesitation.

ing from jail or a remote location, where he or she may be in trouble.

becoming a victim of the emergency scam or other types of fraud:

In addition to calling victims, hackers use similar strategies to target victims through email. Tapping into a person’s address book, scammers send emails or instant messages directly from the person’s

1. If you receive a phone call or email claiming a friend or family member needs cash, take a moment to review the situation. Does it make sense? Can you verify the emergency? 2. Call the person at a

Unfortunately you’ve just become a victim of a scam that is happening across the country. Known as the “grandparent scam,” this type of fraud involves bogus calls from people claiming to be relatives in trouble. The personal nature and urgency of these calls causes people to let their guard down, and act quickly without verifying the validity of the call. “Criminals often target older people, but in reality anyone of any age can be a target of a scam,” says Phil Hopkins, vice president of global security with Western Union. “With more people sharing personal information online, such as through social media websites, it’s easier for criminals to learn details of personal relationships so they can imitate loved ones by name. Newspapers and obituaries are also good sources of personal information, providing detailed relationship information.” Con artists may also impersonate attorneys, police officers or bail bondsmen to create a sense of urgency and legitimacy. Add in loud background noises, muffled voices or fuzzy phone lines, and it’s easy to believe someone is call-

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known telephone number, not a number given to you by the caller. Or, call a mutual friend or another relative and find out if he or she is aware of the situation. 3. Let your friend or family member know that you have received a call or email from the person

requesting help. If the request turns out to be fake, contact the police immediately.

4. Regardless of whether you are contacted by phone, email or some other means, be suspicious of requests to send money to “help a friend or family member out” unless you can verify the information you’ve been given with 100 percent confidence.

5. If you did send a money transfer through Western Union, and then realize that it was for a scam, contact the Western Union Fraud Hotline at 1-800448-1492. If the transaction has not been picked up, it will be refunded to you.

6. Never send money to someone you have not met in person.

7. For more information on scams or for more tips on how to help protect yourself from scams, visit www.WesternUnion.com/ stopfraud. email account alerting friends and others of the “emergency” and requesting funds. Do not respond to the email and confirm the situation by contacting the person by phone or other means.“Awareness is the best defense against emergency scams,” says Hopkins. “These scams can be convincing, but it’s important to keep a few things in mind before you rush to help.” Hopkins recommends you follow these tips to avoid

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Jerry’s Journal

Another Man Trip by Jerry Barksdale It was another “man trip”, this time to Lynchburg, Tennessee. As usual, women weren’t allowed. They would have hampered important discussions about women, football, zero turn mowers, knee replacements, toenail fungus and prostate problems. Ewell Smith, retired Business Manager at ASU was driving; retired Athens policeman and President of the Alabama Veterans Museum, Jerry Crabtree was official backseat driver, and I was selfappointed guide. Several weeks earlier, Jerry had made luncheon reservations at Miss Mary Bobo’s in Lynchburg (pop. 361). When you’re too old to ride a Harley and chase women, driving 55 miles for dinner is pretty exciting. At Taft, Tennessee we headed north on Old Railroad Bed Road, then right at Coldwater Creek Road and left on Molino. It’s Snuffy Smith country with beautiful rushing streams and rolling hills. We rounded a curve and a Black Angus bull was standing in the middle of the road looking for a date and eyeing Ewell’s pretty Toyota. We carefully eased past. At Fayetteville we intersected Highway 231 south of Elk River. “Look for a huge oak tree in front of Walmart,” I said. “It’s the site of Camp Blount. Andrew Jackson, Sam Houston and Davy Crockett gathered there before departing for the Creek Indian War.” Where the

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famous tree had stood only months earlier now was a brown stump. On the drive to Lynchburg I told them about my experience representing Tony Mason, a Huntsville singer and nightclub owner who invented Lynchburg Lemonade. We sued Jack Daniels alleging that they had “misappropriated his formula or recipe, for the beverage known as Lynchburg Lemonade.” The case was tried, appealed and retried. We lost the second trial. The only thing I have to show for years of legal work is Jack Daniel’s Cook Book written by Lynn Tolley, great-grandniece of Jack Daniels and Manager of Miss Bobo’s at the time. Ms. Tolley was a witness against us and I cross examined her at trial. I hadn’t thought about her for 25 years.

“Where is security?” I asked. “You see it. We don’t have security.” I didn’t see an elevator either. We walked up a long flight of stairs to the second floor and entered the clerk’s office and met friendly Heather Smith. She beat out five women and a man to win the election in 2010. I glanced around her tiny office. “How many employees do you have?” I asked. She pointed. “That’s Sally Syler. She works part time.” “What is the most sensational trial that has ever

tion 6,400) is Metro with no police department, only a Sheriff’s Department. I don’t know, but I suspect the “Maytag Repairman” lives in Lynchburg. My stomach was growling. We were suppose to eat at 1 p.m. when we pulled into Miss Bobo’s parking lot and not a car was in sight. “They’re closed!” Ewell exclaimed. Crabtree was shaken. He jumped out and ran to the front door of what was once a boarding house run by Miss Mary Bobo until she died in 1983. He returned smiling. “They’re open.” We entered the large white

The drive to Lynchburg was one hour and twenty minutes. “They don’t have but one red light,” cracked ex-cop Crabteee. “That’s redneck talk for traffic light.” The local economy is based on Jack Daniels whiskey, but a fellow couldn’t get a drink if he had the shakes. It’s a dry county. Ewell parked in front of the small brick courthouse built in 1885. “Wonder why it’s pink?” Crabtree asked. “Shhh, I don’t think it infers anything significant,” I said. Two women were standing just inside the door discussing their children.

I said. “I sure hope Lynn Tolley don’t remember me.” At 1 p.m. the dinner bell rang and we were escorted to a round lazy susan table. Audra Steele, an attractive woman with a gift of gab, was our table hostess. I casually inquired about Lynn Tolley. “Oh, she’s in Nashville today appearing on channel 5 “Talk of the Town.” “Whew! Pass the cornbread, please.” The table was loaded with heart attack helpers - butter beans and turnip greens cooked in ham; fried okra, barbecued pork ribs, pastry chicken, potato casserole in cheese, baked apples floating in Jack Daniels, cornbread and sweet tea. TV Health guru Dr. Oz would have run screaming from the room. “This is good healthy country food,” our hostess said. “Miss Mary ate it every day until she died at almost 102.” That was all the authority I needed. Dr. Oz didn’t know everything. Anyway, he looks wormy to me. I dove in and I ate two helpings.

occurred here?” The women looked at each other and deferred to Assistant D.A., Holly Eubanks, who covers Moore and three other counties. She shrugged. “We hadn’t had any. Not much crime around here,” Ms. Smith said. Moore County, (popula-

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frame house and were greeted by the mouth-watering aroma of food; paid $66.00 for three meals and were shown to the parlor. I browsed through a brochure and was stunned to learn that Lynn Tolley was still manager of Miss Bobo’s. “Boys, I may be turkeywalked out of this joint,”

If you want to escape the hustle-bustle urban life of Athens and meet some friendly, laid-back folks, I suggest a visit to Lynchburg and lunch at Miss Mary Bobo’s. You might see the Maytag repairman dozing on a courthouse bench. And drop in on court clerk, Heather Smith. She’ll make you think you’re somebody.

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