issue 15 debate 2012 by Debate Magazine

issue15 2012

FEATURE: Scapegoating of the youth? A LOOK INTO THE ALCOHOL REFORM BILL.

ARTIST of the week | SPORTS | NEWS | FASHION | REVIEWS

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Editorial

Artist of the week Kaylee Liu

Sports Home is where the heart is...

NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

RecIpe corner

ARTICLE Bullying: the cruel epidemic of our society

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AuSM Prez sez AuSM update Feature Scapegoating of the youth? Reform or Ridicule: The “WAR” on alcohol NZ Musicians keeping the anti-boozing message positive Article Treading the murky waters of Social Media When Social Media goes wrong... Get out of my life you dirty little FB!

VOX POP

Fashion AUT students take on beauty for a cause

editor Nigel Moffiet nigel.moffiet@aut.ac.nz

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Column Top 10 films at NZIFF HUMOUR Five Scumbags You Will See At Every Party

Student Issues Kaylee Liu

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POLITICAL Fighting in the family

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EDITORIAL

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Hi all! In 1999 the legal drinking age in New Zealand was lowered from 20 to 18. I was half way through high school and realised I would turn 18 in my final year – how cool would that be I thought; I could walk into a bar after school and get myself a beer, in my uniform! Well, not really, but I figured it was a valid thought. Thirteen years on, the country is having the same debate. This time the Government is looking to introduce a split drinking age, meaning you will have to be at least 20-years-old to buy alcohol in a liquor shop or a supermarket while licensed bars and restaurants will still serve to 18-year-olds. It’s a compromise in a way, although it’s frustrating when laws move back and forth like this. My gut reaction to the proposed Alcohol Reform Bill, which is going through its final stages in Parliament, is that this is another move to portray action on the Government’s part, to show the issue is being dealt with head on when, in reality, it may simply be patching up the problem. What is the so called problem here, and why are young people being targeted? A number of studies have been presented to support raising the drinking age and prove that the 1999 reforms were a mistake. Some of the more alarming reports, as backed up by the New Zealand Police, show the number of young people killed or injured in car accidents has risen since the drinking age was lowered in 1999.

Isn’t binge drinking and alcohol abuse an issue that affects a wide demographic? One of the more pressing issues we need to look at is our behaviour toward alcohol at all levels and all age groups. A simple example would be advertising – what does advertising say about alcohol and the way we drink it? The fact is, it glorifies alcohol consumption and encourages you to drink in large quantities with your buddies – usually, the more you drink the more chances you have of sexual satisfaction. Most of us aren’t silly enough to buy into advertising, it certainly doesn’t speak for us, but it can be a good measure of the messages we’re prepared to accept. Yet, perhaps it’s not the responsibility of any government to fix the underlying causes of the problem – that being our attitude toward alcohol as a society. I say this because I’m always uncomfortable when we’re told how we should live our lives, even if all intentions are good. Maybe we need to take note of the deeper issues ourselves. We should be looking out for each other, making sure our mates aren’t drinking themselves unconscious, continue to stand up against drink driving, forget about the yardy on your mates 21st and learn to socialise without a drink from time to time. Overall, New Zealand does have a drinking culture, and I don’t think we need to get rid of that completely. As long as we can enjoy our drink without it controlling us or ruining our lives. - NIGEL.

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This is certainly a very alarming statistic, and we can only hope that the proposed reforms will fix this problem (on a personal level, if we’ve lost any loved ones in an alcohol related accident, it’s simply a tragedy).

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So putting aside my gut reaction (which would like to see the drinking age remain at 18), if the reforms lower the amount of deaths on our road, reduce the amount of young people who visit the A&E department on a Friday and Saturday night, and improves the health and wellbeing of young people as a whole, I would have to say my gut reaction is wrong and go with the reforms.

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Even so, I feel there are more substantial issues around alcohol abuse that need addressing and it’s too easy to simply target young people, wipe our hands together, and say problem solved.

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Keep your hair washed, and where possible, styled.

GRACE PATTERSON If you're anything like me (fingers crossed you are, or this entry is pointless), you'll have those days where you look in the mirror and are genuinely horrified by the state of the person anxiously staring back. So I compiled this list of handy tips! While they may not completely cure it, they are guaranteed to mildly improve on your sometimes mediocre appearance. Take heed, grasshoppers, and you're welcome.

If anybody understands how irritating it is to make an effort with your hair is, I do. My hair is exceptionally disobedient and frizzy and, if left to its own devices, pure evil. But taking that extra bit of time to run a straightener through it makes all the difference. As for the washing part: greasy hair is foul. My level of disgust was raised this week on my bus from uni. I attempted to gaze out of my window only to be greeted by a massive grease print on the glass. My gag reflex was somewhat tenderised and, BOOM, inspiration for this article was provided. As for other aspects of your lovely locks: for you boys out there, hair longer than your girlfriend’s makes you look unnecessarily like a woman / wizard. No. Just no. Unless you look like Albus Dumbledore. But even then it’s a stretch. NB: some girls, for reasons

my mind cannot wrap itself around, find long hair to be an attractive thing. I’m just speaking for myself and all of my

friends at this point when I say, “Deletrius!”

Try not to cover your insecurities with forced over-confidence.

Don’t wear crocs, running shoes (unless you’re actually exercising), socks with sandals, or anything that incorporates snake skin or velcro into your wardrobe. Just trust me. It’s for your own good.

This goes for both guys and gals. Douchey behaviour will get you nowhere, kiddo. Besides all else, it’s pretty transparent when someone is being mean or sideways-glancey just for the sake of keeping up a badass image. Puh-lease.

Brush your dang teeth.

In my book, there’s very few things worse than gammy, plaquey smiles. I’m unsure of how much of this pet peeve is due to years of orthodontic treatments, but wowsers. Here’s a little taste of an inner dialogue I had walking to the tower for class: “Well hi there, hottie on Queen Street. Flash me those pearly whites, you delicious beast. Oh, gosh, no, ugh! Colgate! Colgate! Colgate!” No matter how wonky your munchers are, no matter the overbite or underbite, clean teeth are a sure-fire indication that you take pride in your appearance, and that you recognise basic hygiene. Advantage.

Throw on something that makes you feel a little bit extra special.

My secret weapons to lift my appearance are items like my newly-purchased red Vans; Loverdose perfume; my leopard print scarf; Revlon ‘Jaded’ nail polish. But your confidence booster could be anything – your fave beanie, a good pair of jeans, cool shades, or a temporary facial tattoo.

Voila! My tips. Just as a bit of a disclaimer, everyone is beautiful. Corny but true! Best of look. See what I did there?

ISSUE 15 2012

ARTIST OF THE WEEK

Kaylee Liu Hi, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Kaylee, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a third-year Graphic Design student here at AUT. Permanently addicted to the internet, loves pink, cute soft toys, and sleeping in. I get inspired by anything and everything, from people, animals and comics to home appliances. My laptop and drawing tablet are my life; good food and music are my energy sources. I primarily dab in digital illustration and painting, with some watercolour and pencil work done at times, while indulging in some photography during other times. Check out my work

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ARTIST OF THE WEEK

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ARTICLE

By Savanna Steele, Red Bull AUT Student Brand Manager.

The 2012 winners of Battle of the Bands not only won the hearts of the judges but won over the crowd too. With Louis Ewen on vocals, Simon Scheib on vocals and guitar, Ralph Broadley on vocals and bass and Chris Mei on drums, this pure West Auckland metal band had finally found their winning formula. The guys come from all walks of life and had just come together as the four man band only five days before the Battle of the Bands competition started. With music being in their blood from a young age, it was not hard for them to come together and produce songs that ultimately made them winners. Only after six practices as a band, Idyllic Foe took out 1st prize to spend one day in the Red Bull recording studio. The guys were thrilled to have taken out Battle of the Bands, according to Louis “It was awesome because most of the other bands were main stream and for a hard metal band to come out on top it was amazing”. Recording in the Red Bull studio was a new experience for the band and when compared to their pervious recordings which were in a toilet with mattresses on the wall, recording in the Red Bull studio was priceless. The guys had prepared themselves before going to the Red Bull studio, to get the most out of the time they had. This experience, according to Ralph, has prepared them for the future and brought them a great sense of pride. The band started with just Simon and Ralph six years ago, then four years later Louis joined and then five days before Battle of the Bands, Chris jumped on board to complete the four man band. According to Ralph “Idyllic Foe, meaning perfect enemy, was chosen because of its originality and difference to what is out in the music industry at the moment. Growing up the band’s biggest influences were Machine Head, Pantera and music that touched the soul. Music has managed to help each band member through the hard times and has brought them to where they are now. These guys are humbled and gel together so easily that it is no surprise that when they play music it flows out of them naturally. After recording in the Red Bull studio, the band has plans to travel around New Zealand and push to get out there and establish a name for themselves. After New Zealand, it’s Australia, Japan and then Europe if all goes well. The guys would like to say “Thank you to Octo Ink as their sponsor and all Westies for your support. This could not have been possible without you. A massive thank you to AuSM for everything and Red Bull Studio” Check out the band’s Facebook page for up and coming gigs and their time in the Red Bull Studio. Good Luck Idyllic Foe!

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SPORTS

Home is where the heart is... Usain Bolt

JAMES Tamou

bEN te’o

marina erakovic

irene van dyk

sonny bill williams

valerie adams

SCOTT MOYES SKY Sport continues to reliably inform me that every moment is gold and in just two weeks the Olympics will commence. Many things come

to mind when the Olympics are mentioned: athletic excellence, determination and that freak of nature, Usain Bolt. However, it may sound a tad corny, but the thing that sticks out for me is sheer pride. It’s about representing your country and the dream of standing on the podium knowing you have a whole nation of support behind you. It’s especially important for a smaller country such as our own. Every medal we win is going to be heralded by the national media whereas another gold for a Chinese gymnast is just going to be forgotten amongst the 72 others they have. Pride is the very core of what makes sport and athletics cherished. You’re proud to represent your club. You’re proud to represent your family. You’re proud to represent your country.

and family are and the place I’d put a jersey on for, despite my severe un-coordination. If the likes of James Tamou and Ben Te’o are happy to put a green and gold jersey on and face the haka without regret, then that is good enough for me. Many of our favourite sportspeople were not born in the land of the long white cloud, but we are still proud to call them our own, just as they are proud to call this country their home. New Zealand tennis number one Marina Erakovic was born in Croatia and lived there until the age of six. But she grew up in New Zealand, calls the place home and plays in Grand Slam tournaments on behalf of us. She will head to London as a Kiwi and will sing ‘God defend New Zealand’ as loud as anyone else should she manage to get the gold (dreams are free). But look no further than our very own Irene van Dyk. She came to the country and signaled her desire to play for the Silver Ferns. At the time it was a great controversy. Many didn’t want the South African playing for our country. She has since become the most capped Silver Fern of all time and polarized public opinion in the opposite direction to become the unofficial mother of the nation. If you are proud to represent a country, it should not matter that you were born somewhere else.

“But home is where the heart is. Home is the place you’re proud to represent.”

Pride in representing your people is why eligibility became a hot topic over the semester break. In particular, this year’s State of Origin series was entrenched in controversy because of New Zealanders declaring their loyalty to Australian states. Players such as James Tamou and Ben Te’o played for New South Wales and Queensland. Many have questioned their motives for doing so. Many have suggested the financial gain involved. Others have claimed it to simply be the opportunity to play at the pinnacle of the sport, which few deny State of Origin is. Either way, both players, including other such as Karmichael Hunt have been accused of betraying their home and jumping ship.

But home is where the heart is. Home is the place you’re proud to represent. For someone such as James Tamou, he has lived in Australia since he was 13 years old. He has become a man in the country, gone to school there and most likely has made the majority of his friends there. After living there for that long, I imagine I would feel some sort of loyalty to the place too. On a smaller scale, I lived in Papatoetoe until the age of 11 and then shifted out to Howick, leaving the majority of my friends behind and most things I was familiar with. But these days, Papatoetoe feels foreign to me. Howick is the place I am familiar with, where my friends

I think pride is the reason many people don’t see eye-to-eye with Sonny Bill Williams. His one-year contracts signal a lack of loyalty to franchises and New Zealand alike. However I don’t think he would have left France, where he was earning mega-bucks, if he wasn’t proud to represent New Zealand. Sport is a business just like any other, and it isn’t long before age renders you insignificant. Although walking out on the Bulldogs was inexcusable, Sonny Bill is perhaps more of a shock to the system than anything else. He represents the modern era of sport and there aren’t many other athletes out there that can switch between different codes with the ease he has. So the countdown is on now. Get excited guys. Be proud to be a New Zealander and go ape shit when Valerie destroys all the other European women that have more testosterone than the caveman that plays for the French rugby team. I’m predicting some superhuman efforts on behalf of the folks down in Christchurch, even if I did predict the Blues to win the Super 15 title this year.

NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

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►A USA man’s self-written obituary which confesses his loves, his lies and his crimes has gone viral on the internet. Val Patterson, who died of cancer earlier this month, confessed that his PhD was sent to him by mail by mistake (despite never graduating), he rolled rocks into a geyser (ruining it for years) and was banned from Disneyland and Seaworld, amongst other things. “As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971. I could have left that unsaid, but I wanted to get it off my chest.”

►Chilean health officials have confirmed that a mouse tail was indeed found in a man’s McDonald’s burger in June. "There were traces of the tail stuck between the cheese and the bread, and the tail had undergone a cooking process," says the hungry man. It has been further revealed that the tail was put in the hamburger on purpose. The restaurant has been closed down until the penalty is decided.

►Archaeologists have discovered 600-year-old linen bras in an Austrian castle, rewriting the history of breast support and comfort. The garments were unearthed in 2008 but carbon dating has only just confirmed their age. They look almost identical to modern day bras with cups, shoulder straps and decorative design. Until now, modern bras were only thought to have been invented in the 19th century.

► A motivated 14-year-old girl who started a petition to stop the photo-shopping of women in US magazine Seventeen has finally got results. “Seventeen magazine is supposed to be a relatable magazine. How can we relate to computer altered photos?” says the young activist Julia Bluhm. The petition was signed by 85,000 people causing the editor to cave in and change photo-shopping protocol.

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NATIONAL ►Pop-star Justin Bieber touched down in Auckland last week for a “secret” promo tour that every 13-year-old girl somehow knew about. Despite best efforts to keep the tour on the down-low, tweeting about the visit attracted a lot of attention for the teen heart-throb. “Queen Beebs” as he likes to be called will return next year for a concert.

"We believe the law and logic are on our side.” Ira Rothken, Dotcom’s lawyer

►Kim Dotcom’s legal team is making further inroads in having charges against Megaupload quashed. Dotcom’s San Fransisco based lawyer last week filed papers asking the United States courts to drop charges against the company.

STUDENT RELATED ►Facebook has announced plans to allow users to see who has been snooping at their pages. For now, the change only applies to group pages but there is talk the technology may be used on the entire site, meaning users’ stalking days are numbered. According to common sense, Facebook users worldwide are terrified of the news and if changes go ahead, many awkward times are expected to happen. ►A bid to ban an anti-abortion club at the University of Auckland has been rejected after a student vote in the quad last Wednesday. The ProLife club at the university was accused of “propagating harmful misinformation” by members of AUSA. A meeting was called in the quad and after passionate speeches from both parties, the crowd voted 227 – 115 in favour of the club. ►The NZ Herald has reported that thousands of Indian students hoping to study in New Zealand have had their visa applications denied, mainly due to false or misleading information. In the past year, over half of the 7500 declined applications have been from Indian students. "Immigration fraud will not be tolerated," says immigration general manager Peter Elms "Fraud strikes at the heart of New Zealand's immigration system.” This follows a recent report uncovering a student visa scam run out of Immigration NZ’s Beijing office involving 279 people. Eight Chinese nationals with fraudulent student visas were spoken to by officials in Blenheim last week.

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Be a Localist! Show your consumer power!

here are heaps of reasons to be a proud Kiwi. We’ve got the best rugby team in the world, we climbed Mount Everest first, and we’ve got some cool birds! But most importantly (to me), New Zealand has amazing local, seasonal food all year round! For the most part, as students, we are looking for convenience and low cost when it comes to our grocery shopping. But there is more to eating than easy and cheap – we are now our own independent consumers and we can show our power in the food system. So give Countdown a miss for a week (or forever) and take advantage of local and seasonal excellence. Try your local farmers market! If you are in the city, a great place to start is the Britomart Farmers Market, Grey Lynn, or the Parnell Farmers Market. There is amazing fresh produce (often organic), meat and dairy products and great home-baked treats. To find a market near you, go to www.localist.co.nz and search ‘Farmers Markets’. If convenience is a major factor that you are not willing to budge, check out www.ooooby.org to have a box of fresh fruit and veg delivered to your door, all produced locally!

Did you know that eating seasonally is good for you too? This time of year we see heaps of citrus fruits ready for harvest to pump up our vitamin C intake and get us ready for the winter months. We also see lots of dark greens that provide essential minerals to support our adrenal health. Local foods in season now: Garlic, broccoli, leeks, turnips, carrots, fennel, onions, parsley, potatoes, apples, kiwifruit, citrus fruit, pears and much more!

INGREDIENTS: - 1 leek (chopped) - 2 cloves garlic (chopped) - ½ bunch of parsley (finely chopped) - 2 parsnips (chopped) - 3 medium sized white potatoes (chop) - 1 chicken breast (cube size pieces) - ½ cup milk (add a bit to the filling and the mash) - Butter (add a bit to the filling and the mash) - 1 tbsp wholegrain mustard - 1 tbsp corn flour

Try this:

Chicken and Leek Potato Topped PIE! Step 1: Start the mash; boil the pieces of potato and parsnip in a pot with water until soft. Later, add a bit of milk and butter and mash. Set aside. Step 2: In a frying pan; brown the chicken pieces, add some butter, the leek pieces and parsley. Once everything is tender, add the corn flour and the remainder of the milk along with the mustard. Mix and simmer until the filling thickens. Step 3: Add the filling to a pie pan, top with your parsnip and potato mash. Place in oven for 30mins (or until the potato topping crisps up) at 200°C. Let cool 10 minutes.

ISSUE 15 2012

the cruel epidemic of our society

ullying is becoming an epidemic in our society. In this day and age, whilst we move one step forward in accepting people for who and what they are, we move two steps backwards in the way we react to someone who is different. On the 9th of May 2012, Barack Obama, President of the United States, announced his support of same sex marriage, a dramatic move that clearly shows that times are changing. However, there are many who oppose this notion and even cringe at the thought of same sex relationships. Teenagers who are just coming to grips with who they are and learning to accept the fact that they are gay are shunned by their peers and teased for being different. Many are forced to ‘stay in the closet’ due to their family environment and circumstances in which they live. People outwardly support change and differences but behind closed doors they fear it and reject the very notion.

“I was called fat, laughed at and was a target of some violent abuse” Each and every one of us is different. We are unique in our own way and form. For some, it is how we are designed. For others, it is how we choose to live. Either it can’t be helped or it is our own choice. Who are you to judge? I know of several individuals who are gay, others who are obese and some with mental deficiencies. They did not choose to be this way. It was either pre-determined in their genetic makeup or a result of some illness. Yet, they are ridiculed, teased and hurt by others, some who are total strangers and others who happen to be the people who were supposed to love them. What power does it give you to hurt others who

by Dhayana Sena simply can’t help it? Does it make you feel better to prey on those you believe are weaker than you are, simply because they are different? The fact of the matter is, often these differences are what makes us stronger. Look at the likes of Ellen DeGeneres, Elton John and our very own Alison Mau to name a few. They’ve all made a name for themselves despite being ‘different’.

PREASSURE TO FIT IN What has come of conformity in society? From a young age, girls are becoming influenced by the stick thin figures of models and celebrities, starving themselves of food and nourishment that would help their development. They develop eating and mental disorders all for the sake of fitting in. For what? The approval of the other girls at school? Perhaps to look good enough to get their dream guy or dream job? It makes no sense. The most logical reason would be to just fit in to what society perceives as ‘normal’. However, as we all know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No matter how ‘slim’ you are or how perfect your skin is, whether you’re straight or gay, at the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter because everyone has a different perception of what is normal. I, myself, have a first hand experience of this. I was called fat, laughed at and was a target of some violent abuse in the sense that I would often be pushed down stairs or tripped up by some of the kids at my intermediate school. When high school started, I had fruit thrown at me on the bus. I hadn’t wronged my bullies in any way or form. I was simply the quiet “good girl”. Unable to take the abuse any longer, I struggled to lose some weight in attempt to finally fit in and be treated as a human being rather than a freak show. I chose to stay at home, studying all day and night, instead of socialising, in the hope that my good grades would show others that I wasn’t a “dumb fat girl”. I lost all my self-esteem in the process and felt worse about myself, constantly trying

to improve, pushing myself further and further until I could no longer stand it anymore. For what? In the end, all it got me was the shedding of a few pounds and a transcript showing straight A’s. I lost out on my teenage years, lost out on making friends and ended up feeling lost and alone. None of the things I did really mattered. No one noticed. The kids eventually outgrew the bullying and moved on. Some may not even remember what they did to me, but I remember. Some of the effects of the bullying still remain, though I have learnt to accept it and am finally comfortable with the person I am. Bullying comes in many forms. We all know that. We all can identify with it. In some way or form, we have all been used, hurt and abused by others. Should we accept it? No. Why should we listen and accept abuse from people who don’t matter? We are individuals. Live it. Celebrate it. Don’t just idly sit and accept it.

CHANGE YOURSELF So to those reading this, it’s obvious that we can’t change the system. We can try but it is going to be a long while before real change can occur. However, we can take that step to change the way we treat others. Change yourself. Think before you say or do something. Is it really worth it to be cruel to another? How long does it make you feel good for? Can you accept the fact that your actions, your cruelty, your blatant disregard for the feelings of others, would likely result in suffering in another? Could you live with yourself knowing that it was you that caused that person so much pain that they just had to take their life? Do you really want to be a bully? Stop cruelty. Be kind. Respect one another. Do to others what you would have them do to you. Because at the end of the day, karma’s a bitch. You wouldn’t want it coming back to bite you.

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AuSM Student President

always around at lunchtime.

Hi debate readers! Still in the welcoming mode, I would like to welcome you all to the second semester of this academic year. We are already in the second week of the AuSM Re-O’Week – there are a series of gigs and activities lined up for you. We have free feeds as usual, Clubs Day, Pub Quiz at Vesbar, Battle of the Bands showcase, Foam Party, Comedy Night, Human Foozeball and many more. To see a full breakdown of the two week programme visit us on the web at www.ausm.org.nz. and sign up for free membership while you are there if you have not joined yet. You can also pick up a gig guide from one of the AuSM offices or promotional stands. As usual, AuSM will be giving out free stuff at all the three campuses, so make sure you are

This week officially marks the opening of the nomination period for the 2013 AuSM executive elections. There are 12 positions up for grabs on the Executive Council. This is a great opportunity to further develop your leadership knowledge, skills and abilities (KSAs) and get involved in student politics. The nomination period runs for three weeks from the beginning of week two (23 July) to the end of week four (10 August). Go online to www.ausm. org.nz for a full description of all the roles. It is important to know that nominations are open to all enrolled AUT students but you have to be a member of the student association first before you can be eligible as a candidate for any of the positions. If you have any questions, comments or suggestions please feel free to get in contact with me. My office is located on the Wellesley campus, WC 202 which is behind the AuSM reception and my door is always open. Hope you all have a great week and I look forward to seeing you around campus!

An AUSM Week!

What will you be doing next year?

Nominations for the 2013 Student Executive Council open on 23 July. There are 12 positions available including a paid position for the elected Student President, a great first step into the real world! Being on the Student Executive is a great experience and ensures all AUT students have a collective voice. It also looks great on your C.V! Check your inbox for nomination details or go to www.ausm.org.nz.

Re-Orientation AuSMness!

We hope you are enjoying ReOrientation 2012!! This week we’ve got Bitchin’ Bingo @ Vesbar on Monday night, Vesbar pub quiz on Tuesday, Volunteer job fair and Battle of the Bands showcase on Wednesday, Clubs day and David Dallas on Thursday and finishing off with the Foam Party on Friday!! Been snapped this week? Check out photos of the week at www.facebook.com/ausm1

Arohatia te Reo

This week is Maori language week. On Wednesday there will be a special lunch in the Hikuwai Plaza for you to celebrate and enjoy traditional Maori food. Come and celebrate with us. If you are on North Shore or Manukau campus we’ve got spot prizes if you can answer some Maori language questions. Ka rawe te kōrero Māori!

AuSM Sports

Join us for the Northern Tertiary Challenge on Friday 10th August. Let’s bring home the trophy this year!! Sign up at your AuSM office or email: melita.martorana@aut.ac.nz. There’s also a social netball league and futsal league starting in August on the North Shore campus – sign up now by emailing Melita.

Sweet Deals

AuSM sell VIP movie cards, Entertainment books and ISIC cards – get yours from an AuSM office today and get the best discounts around!

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You’re young, those high school days are behind you, and as you enter uni, a number of social opportunities are presenting themselves: you’ve just finished that big assignment, it’s a Friday night, and you’re surrounded by friends who’re ready to crank the evening up a notch. It starts with one or two shots … you wake up the next wondering what the hell happened. So what? You’ve indulged in a good old binge once or twice or many times over. But this behaviour, according to a number of politicians, police, health officials, and campaigners is a problem that is growing out of hand in New Zealand; it’s a blight on our culture they say, a culture which promotes excessive drinking through advertising, accessibility, and the general behaviour of fellow Kiwis who refuse to acknowledge the problem. Fair enough, but why are young people being targeted specifically in these reforms?

By Nigel Moffiet n April 2010, the Government released a 500 page Law Commission report by Sir Geoffrey Palmer titled Alcohol in Our Lives: Curbing the Harm. The report (commissioned by the last Labour Government) carried out a systematic review of New Zealand’s drinking laws and provides 153 recommendations to the Government addressing the problem of alcohol abuse in New Zealand. It’s this report which is fuelling the current proposed changes under the Alcohol Reform bill which is in its final stages in parliament.

Some of the key recommendations in the Law Commission report include:

$4.9 billion A 2009 study, applying a methodology endorsed by the World Health Organization, estimated harmful alcohol use cost New Zealand $4.9 billion in 2005/06.

crashes In 2008, driver alcohol/drugs was a contributing factor in 103 fatal crashes, 441 serious injury crashes and 1156 minor crashes (Ministry of Transport 2009). (These crashes resulted in 119 deaths, 582 serious injuries and 1726 minor injuries (Ministry of Transport 2009).

DEATHS In New Zealand, estimates indicate between 600 and 1000 people die each year from alcohol-related causes.

regulating irresponsible promotions that encourage the excessive consumption, or purchase, of alcohol

strengthening the rights and responsibilities of parents for the supply of alcohol to minors

raising the price of alcohol by an average of 10% through excise tax increases

introducing national maximum closing hours for both on and offlicenses (4am and 10pm respectively

returning the minimum purchase age for alcohol to 20

regulate alcohol advertising and sponsorship

increasing the ability of local people to influence how and where alcohol is sold in their communities

Much of the report targets young people directly and Palmer said he was firm on this. “Alcohol presents a particular risk to our young people, both in the short and long term, and too many of our young are drinking in a high risk manner and causing and experiencing high levels of harm as a result’’.

injuries, a lower alcohol tolerance than older adults, and an increased risk of cognitive impairment and alcohol dependence in later life. Young adults are advised to drink within the low risk guideline levels and to take steps to minimise their risk of accidents and injury.”

The report targets a number of issues affecting young people as a result of alcohol abuse including unprotected and unwanted sex, violence, assault, arrests, road crashes, and the “adverse effects on physical and cognitive development” which increases the risk of alcohol abuse and mental health problems later on in life.

The report also claims since the drinking age was lowered from 20 to 18 in 1999, the amount of young people injured or killed in car crashes has risen.

Drawing on 2009 Australian National Health and Medical Research Council findings the report states young people under the age of 25 are most at risk when it comes to alcohol abuse. It states that people “up to the age of 25 should be aware that they are at particular risk of harm from alcohol consumption, due to a greater risk of accidents and

“There have been increases in the trends for rates of prosecutions for excess breath alcohol, road traffic crashes involving alcohol, and fatal road traffic crashes involving alcohol among several youth cohorts in the years after 1999. The increase in alcohol-related crashes among 15 to 19 year olds was higher relative to older age groups in the four years following the law change, and the higher rate of increase in road traffic crashes among the younger age group has continued since.” The New Zealand Police also provided

WWW.AUSM.ORG.NZ a submission for the report backing up statistics which showed young people suffered greatly as alcohol became more accessible. The police submission, based on 2005 and 2009 research, states: “It is apparent from the information provided by District Police staff that a number of negative outcomes have been detected in youth drinking patterns since the law change in 1999. Specifically, the lowering of the drinking age has been linked to an increase in youth binge drinking and subsequent alcohol-related offending, creating more work for Police and lessening the perception of safety in our communities. There are some indications of a rise in the number of young people being apprehended for drink-driving offences, and an increase in all forms of violence but particularly street violence and other forms of alcohol related disorder.” Palmer stressed that the recommendations presented in the Commission’s report should be taken up by the Government in its entirety rather than “cherry picking the more politically palatable elements”. However critics say that’s just what the Government is doing as the bill goes through its final stages. National Addiction Centre director Doug Sellman is reported saying the bill is being over-hyped by the Government as a ground-breaking step forward in controlling alcohol abuse when it is anything but. Sellman says there is “a lack of substantial reform, making it unlikely there will be any appreciable change in the heavy drinking culture of New Zealand as a result of its adoption”. “It is inexcusable that the Government is too timid and too captured by the big alcohol-related businesses to tackle the real problem driving the heavy drinking

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culture in NZ,” he says. In light of the Commission’s report, the bill is looking to tighten up control over sales of alcohol by stopping sales at dairies and convenience stores and giving local communities more power to control the sale of alcohol in their neighbourhoods. Additionally, the bill is also looking to introduce a split purchasing age, meaning you have to be at least 20 years old to buy alcohol in supermarkets and liquor shops while 18-year-olds can still buy a drink in licenced bars and restaurants.

Hughes (Green Party) are a number of MPs who have already launched a petition in support of the Keep It 18 campaign, in opposition to the Government’s plans to raise the alcohol purchasing age. “I am opposed to raising the age or introducing a split regime between on and off licenses because it is unfair, ineffective, and avoids the real problem, our drinking culture. I also feel it is an unfair scapegoating of young people. “Raising the drinking age to 20 isn’t going to stop 16 year olds getting hold of alcohol – if a 16 year old wants to get drunk, they are (if they are anything like my friends in High School were) going to mix a potent ‘rocket fuel’ from their parents’ liquor cabinet,” said Hughes in a Green Party blog.

However, the bill faces critics from all sides of the political spectrum, with a number of politicians joining unlikely alliances with the shared opinion that raising the drinking age is not the way to go. Keep It 18 – a campaign set up by the youth wings of National, Labour, the Greens and ACT are telling their MPs that increasing the purchasing age for alcohol to 20 is a step back in history and fails to directly address the real issue of problem drinking. “Parliament has twice voted for the purchase age to be 18, and it is disappointing that the Law Commission is trying to turn the clock back again,” said group spokesperson Jenna Raeburn in a statement. Nikki Kaye (National), Heather Roy (ACT), Trevor Mallard (Labour), and Gareth

Yet, many health experts are warning alcohol abuse is getting worse as more and more young people turn up to accident and emergency centres with alcohol related injuries. Speaking on TVNZ’s Close Up programme, A & E specialist at Wellington Hospital Dr Paul Quigley said New Zealand’s problem with excessive binge drinking has been growing over a number of years based on his experience in the emergency department. After more research into some of the young people who were turning up in the A & E departments drunk, Dr Quigley said he has been able to make a connection between heavy alcohol abuse and some of the deeper underlying causes of the problem including depression and suicidal tendencies.

On an average day IN NZ: individuals or groups of people are either driven home or detained in Police custody due to their state of intoxication. Police arrest alleged offenders who show signs of having consumed alcohol prior to offending, including:

30 offences for breach of a council’s liquor ban

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100 offences for drink driving 5923 compulsory breath tests and 2743 mobile breath

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tests are undertaken

41 licensed premises are visited to monitor compliance with the Sale of Liquor Act. ►

300

alcohol-related Over offences are committed every day Sourced from : www.arphs.govt.nz

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lcohol. I’ve been on every side of it. I’ve sold it, I’ve mixed it, I’ve drunk it, I’ve sober driven and seen the effects of it. It’s safe to say alcohol is a pretty constant factor in most New Zealander’s lives, and having been in the liquor industry for some years (working my way through uni), I’ve been up close and personal with it for a while now. Having been through the wars with customers, shoplifters, people on the street, and even friends who have been imbibing a bit too much, I understand the need for changes in the sale and distribution of liquor in this country. So when the new alcohol reform was introduced, I was really excited to see how they had decided to remedy the ongoing problem we seem to have with the drink. I was highly disappointed, to say the very least. Let’s raise the purchase age up a couple of years when kids as young as 13 are getting their hands on it one way or another with the current purchase age, but let’s still allow the 18-year-olds, who are supposedly “a large part of the problem”, come out and get drunk legally at clubs and bars. Let’s ban the sale of single beers or RTDS in stores to stop people drinking on the street when most New Zealanders tend to buy a cheap bottle of wine for street drinking instead. Where I work, we have been a special allowance to continue selling single craft and boutique beers; however customers must sign a form releasing us from any criminal responsibility if that person then decides to go and drink in a ban area, and gets caught. Myself and people in my workplace agree that spirits is the part of the reform that has been forgotten, but is one of the biggest contributors to the problem, with one saying “it’s a worry when you get the younger crowd coming in and buying bottles of vodka because you know they’re the ones who are getting out of control,

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going out and roaming the streets with their younger (and most likely underage) friends”. Unfortunately, within the company, I got the same PR driven response from various people in management about the alcohol reform laws being “in the best interest for everyone, while lowering alcohol abuse”. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit right to the bank. An anonymous member of the Alcohol Action Group commented “the alcohol industry would just love a public debate about purchase age which distracts everyone, especially the government, from the importance of price, accessibility, advertising/ sponsorship and drink driving, all of which are absent from the current Alcohol Reform Bill.”

WHAT GOOD IS THIS REFORM?

The only good idea they’ve brought up is to limit the percentage of alcohol in bottles sold, with the maximum RTD strength set to be at 6% (obviously 5% would be better, but that isn’t possible due to international trade laws), and RTD size cannot exceed 1.5 standard drinks per can/bottle. But the smartest idea of all being thrown around is raising the price of alcohol as a whole. A typical heavy drinker leans towards the cheapest deal they can get, and will buy just about anything in their voyage to get drunk. People think this will spike shoplifting numbers, however if shops are well-equipped for this, and the staff are trained, shoplifting shouldn’t be as high of a problem as it seems to be now. It’s simple: if you can’t afford it, you’re not going to buy it. This could logically never be though, as that would drive an industry that earns the government billions of dollars right into the ground. And they won’t be having any of that. With John Key declaring that he doesn’t believe minimum pricing will make a change in the amount people drink, the statistics tell a different story all together. A recent Canadian study shows that an increase

of just 10 per cent in the price of an alcoholic drink reduced consumption by 16 per cent relative to other drinks. Trust me, the alcohol industry knows better than probably anyone else that the price of alcohol is a strong signal and influences consumers, including their favourite customers - heavy drinkers. The NIAAA defines “heavy drinking” as 5 or more standard drinks in one sitting for a male, and 4 or more for a female. So by those stats, I myself am a heavy drinker when I do drink, and that’s far less than a large percentage of my friends and family. National Addiction Centre’s Doug Sellman has labeled the proposed changes as “minor” and “a failure of the National Government’s leadership to address one of the most important social issues in society”.

WHAT ABOUT DRINK DRIVING?

As there is an estimated 25 per cent of people aged 12-65 are heavy drinkers in NZ, this one bill is required to cover a huge variety of nationalities, ages, and social classes to stop dangerous drinking habits. In the end, this reform bill (if you can even call it that) is weak. It doesn’t even touch the surface of the reality behind problem drinking, and will do very little to stop current behaviours towards alcohol. And one of my biggest pet peeves has been omitted completely from the bill - drink driving. Iain Lees-Galloway, a Transport Safety Spokesperson, remarks that the government ignored the fact when it had the opportunity to reduce the legal blood alcohol tolerance from 0.08 to 0.05g per 100ml, “despite the New Zealand Transport Agency presenting strong evidence in favour of doing so and overwhelming public support”. To an average citizen, it looks like they are putting the bare minimum into the bill to keep the masses happy by doing something, but without actually achieving anything of value.

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NZ MUSICIANS KEEPING THE ANTI-BOOZING MESSAGE POSITIVE “Our tag line for the campaign is don’t drown your dreams. It’s not the drinking that’s the problem, it’s the recession of kids’ dreams. Drinking has become the celebration instead of the dream becoming the celebration”

New Zealand's all-star musical outfit All My Brothers

roblem drinking amongst young people is a sad reality which Brook Turner and former Blindspott guitarist Marcus Powell encounter regularly as youth workers, so they have come up with a solution to tackle the problem head on.

Diamond, Francis Kora and Adeaze. The group began the campaign with their first single Find A Way which debuted in April along with a video. The song addresses wasted opportunities as result of drinking and encourages young people to “make a change”.

Zeal, a non-profit organisation, was originally set up in Wellington 12 years ago to fulfil the mission of “developing young people in the creative arts, leadership and education”. It was also set up as a safe haven; a place where young people could hang out and stay off the streets. Since its beginnings, a centre has opened in West Auckland and one is about to open in Hamilton.

Turner says the campaign is trying to reach teenagers through the mediums which are most relevant to them, and they decided YouTube, music and music television were the best tools for getting the message across.

Turner, CEO of the Zeal Education Trust, says they had more than 50,000 young people through their West Auckland venue last year, and despite being a drug and alcohol free environment, 4,000 kids turned up intoxicated. The problem became so alarming he decided something needed to be done immediately. As a result, he got together with Kiwi musician Marcus Powell who is closely connected to the organisation, and they came up with the idea to raise awareness through music by creating the all-star line-up group All My Brothers with artists including Sid

“Our tag line for the campaign is don’t drown your dreams. It’s not the drinking that’s the problem, it’s the recession of kids’ dreams. Drinking has become the celebration instead of the dream becoming the celebration,” says Turner. Powell also feels problem drinking amongst young people is an issue that needs urgent attention. “I work with kids on a daily basis and I’ve seen kids come through that are now in [juvenile detention] and who have done aggravated robbery from alcohol related incidents. So all these guys were like ‘let’s get on board, let’s do this’.” Turner has had similar experiences.

He recalls the story of one young man who he described as a role model amongst his peers who was even ready to take on a scholarship before he got caught up with an older brother who came out of prison; they got drunk and committed aggravated robbery. Turner says if we want to put an end to this problem, we all have to take responsibility. “Often the perception in the media is that all these kids are someone else’s kids, like it’s someone else’s problem. But these are our kids, these are our young people and cases like this shouldn’t be allowed to happen.” So far All My Brothers have up to 10 unrecorded songs which they will keep working on throughout the year as fans anticipate an album. As well as this, Turner says Zeal will also be taking the first round of applications later in the year for the Fund Your Dream initiative which will help give young artists a kick start in the music industry. “The idea is trying to get the focus off the alcohol and all the negative stories and into some of the good stories of kids who have really got the message,” says Turner.

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Matthew Cattin

TREADING THE MURKY WATERS OF

SOCIAL MEDIA THE WORLD IS WATCHING Alanna Caveney

It happens all the time. A student getting caught bitching about their lecturer on a blog, a job hopeful getting their application denied because of pictures they have on their Facebook, a reporter being fired due to their comments on Twitter. Social networking sites are really a privilege, not a right, as most of this generation has adapted to it. We think relationships aren’t “official” until they’re on Facebook, avoid face-to-face confrontations with emails and Twitter, find ourselves constantly untagging photos from the weekend on a Monday morning, and some people like to tweet what they had for lunch. I am currently having an issue with someone in my professional life doing her passiveaggressive bidding through email and then pretending nothing’s wrong in person. While self-expression is a great thing, everyone online needs to make sure they do their best to remain responsible if they want any hope at a decent future. Universities in America have taken to checking Facebook accounts during the admissions period, and in a survey by education company Kaplan of the top 500 schools, 38% say what they found “negatively affected” their opinions of an applicant. Keep it clean, no swearing, no outwardly drunken pictures, and no obviously alcoholic drinks in hand. That’s pretty simple, right? It’s easier said than done, and we all know it.

Beware: future employers are lurking You’ve had people who have given you shit about removing something, be it a picture or an overly in-depth status, but in the end it’s better to get any evidence erased than let it jeopardize your future. And with the convenience of Facebook, all a future employer really has to do is click a few times. No harm, no foul, nothing illegal. One thing that you can do to maintain a scrapbook of photos on your Facebook account is to use your security settings. Facebook doesn’t have to be about what others will see you doing; it can simply be a way to make a virtual album of your times with friends. But

do remember, a lot of companies have a skilled IT group, and most can get past those settings if need be. While it might be awesome to share all those wickedly funny party photos and NSFW (not safe for work) videos with your friends, your potential or even current employer might not appreciate the humour. To give you a sense of how far reaching social media is here are some crazy figures drawn from the statistics pages of many of the social media sites themselves: In 2011, YouTube had more than 1 trillion views (which amounts to around 140 views for every person on Earth), Facebook had more than one billion messages sent per day, Twitter had an average of 3,000 tweets per second. Even the newer sites such as Pinterest get nearly 2,000 visitors every minute.

Think twice before you post With this in mind, it’s best to live by the motto “if you wouldn’t say it to their face, don’t put it in writing”. Keep a private diary and don’t use Twitter and Facebook as a means to vent. Once your words are out there, you have to take responsibility for them. Once you put something on the internet, it’s available to anyone. Even if you have a friend delete a picture of you, someone could have either saved it to their computer or reposted it somewhere else. I’ve done that before, and have put a few photos up that my friends wished I didn’t. I’m not trying to scare you into keeping your Facebook profiles PG rated or to not express yourself because you’re afraid of the consequences. But these are simple mistakes that we can all avoid. If in doubt, use the “parents test”; if you wouldn’t want your parents viewing it, you won’t want future employers seeing it either. Also if YeW sTiLl TyPe LyKe DiS, delete your accounts immediately and go take an English class. By being meticulous about social media, the photos you upload, the pages you like, and the comments you retweet, you can still be you and avoid incriminating yourself in the future.

There are of course the obvious (and somewhat light-hearted) dangers of social media; the narcissism, the public relationships, the stalking and the fraping. These, like jaywalking and speeding, are something everybody does once in a while but really not something to go crying to the coppers about. But on the other side of the coin, there are moments when shit hits the fan and sprays the walls brown. Here are a few tales of woe to give you waking nightmares over your social networking misadventures: In 2011, a Texas man beat up his wife of 15 years because she did not ‘like’ his Facebook status. Allegedly, he raved "that's amazing everyone 'likes' my status but you, you're my wife. You should be the first one to 'like' my status.” So the moral of the story; if your partner posts a status, like it as soon as possible, otherwise you may be in for a beat down. Some people just have less tact that a tactile warehouse. And these people should be banned from social media. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried was fired as an insurance mascot after this bombshell on Twitter. “I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “There’ll be another one floating by any minute now.” The moral of this story is tsunamis aren’t funny. Period. Posting your current whereabouts on social media sites is just making it easier to get yourself robbed. If you’re going about posting “oh my gawd Brazil is amazing!! Don’t want to come back home next week!” then you could get in trouble. Police are noticing an increasing trend in burglaries of late – Facebook aided theft. Letting everybody know you’re not at home is a good of advertising your house to strangers. Don’t do it. Last August, over 3000 teenagers turned up to a Denver pool party after FB privacy settings were forgotten. Ten people were hospitalised and four were arrested in what turned into a drunken raging shit storm of vomit, booze and fighting. This isn’t a one off either. If you’re going to host a party and make an invite page on FB there is one simple rule to remember; don’t be a knob. In January 2011, a lonely and depressed woman from the UK posted a suicide message which read “took all of my pills be dead soon so bye bye everyone.” In the hours that followed, many of her 1,082 friends commented on the page, but not one tried to save her. A lot of the comments were negative, calling her a liar and dissuading people to believe her cry for help. Several friends that commented were only walking distance from her home but did nothing, which is unfortunate because she was telling the truth, dying later that night. It’s a sad case and unfortunately it isn’t unique. The moral: don’t be a bastard on social media. You may have an avatar, but there are always human feelings underneath.

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Matthew Cattin

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club My name is Matthew Cattin and I have been Facebook clean for nine months. In New Zealand, just over 50 per cent of the population have a Facebook profile, a huge portion if you discount those too young to use it and those too old to care. I would estimate this number to be at least 20 per cent of the population (14 per cent of the country is over 65 and 20 per cent is under 14). It’s quite amazing to think there are more people with FB than without. What is it like for those of us in the minority? Do we have to sit in the back seats of the bus? Do we have to use separate facilities? Is life any different at all? I deleted my account totally on a whim. It was one of those inspired moments where you feel an internal revolution brimming to the surface. I decided that like a break up, I wanted it to be clean and final. I wasn’t prepared to drag it out in an on again, off again suspension of misery. Our relationship was better than that… Of course Facebook is prepared for such moments of braveness, taking measures to leave my account invisible yet undeleted for a whole two weeks, hoping I would take it back. It even sent me emails with pictures of my friends saying “are you sure you want to leave? Won’t you miss Sarah, Andrew and Ben?” It was taunting me. Using my friends to get at me… Bitch. The first two weeks were the hardest knowing it was dormant, just lying in wait for that flame to be reignited. I didn’t give in however, despite typing up www.facebo... into my browser a few times. I guess it would be like giving up a drug addiction. You know you’re doing the right thing but you still have to break the habit of reaching into your dirty

trench coat for the syringe. I knew if I was to give in, to shoot up some stalking or snort some updates, I would be back on page one. I still don’t really know why I called the whole thing off. I guess at the end of the day, I just thought life would be better without Facebook. There is of course the whole 1984, surveillance, creepiness factor but it wasn’t just that. I just didn’t see our relationship developing any further. I got tired of the fakes, the attention-seekers, the relationship statuses, the narcissism, the voyeurism but most of all, I got tired of the fact I was investing my time into something so utterly pointless and unfulfilling. So what have I missed out on? Well I didn’t know who Kony was until two weeks or so after #KONY2012 went viral. But since I had gone 20 years without him in my life, two weeks was a breeze. I was a little behind on the relationship gossip as well. But since it’s really none of my business anyway… Oh! Birthdays as well. Since I only knew my close friends and family’s birthdays by heart, well, things just went back to the way they used to be; not saying happy birthday to the people I didn’t really care about. I’m sure they’ll cope. Being Facebook clean really is wonderful. I read more, watch more films, do more study and I’ve also started stalking, tagging and poking in the real world! If you have ever considered giving up the gun, I would thoroughly recommend it. But if you’re going to do it, make sure you have the balls to do it cold turkey. Don’t be one of those knobs that go off the FB radar in an extravagant farewell and come crying back a couple of weeks later. That’s just embarrassing. If you need a little help from the people who know however, try FaceAnonymous.com, a Facebook rehab website. Good luck.

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Fighting in the family Jarred Williamson

John Key, New Zealand Prime Minister

Tariana Turia, Maori Party co-leader

The media’s newsfeed has been taken over by another drama in the world of politics, with John Key and coalition partners the Maori Party at odds again and a debate over who ‘owns’ water reignited.

comment was pre-emptive in the early stages of the tribunal hearings, with evidence still being heard about Maori ownership claims to freshwater and geothermal assets made by the Maori Council.

If you hadn’t heard already John Key plans not to take onboard a Waitangi Tribunal’s findings over Maori Council claims to water ownership, in the government’s eyes no one owns water, and because of this the confidence and supply agreement with the Maori Party could be over. That’s the feeling from media coverage anyway.

Labour again called for the Maori Party to walk away from the agreement with National. It will be interesting to see if the Maori Party do walk away, there is a lot to be lost for their cause for the remainder

its fights and that it was normal for members (in this case parties) to fall out. I have to agree with his analogy in that no coalition is perfect. If a party were to walk away at the slightest sign of conflict we would have a very unstable government. Key is remaining firm on the longheld government position that no one can technically ‘own’ land, instead they have ‘water rights’ deemed through other channels. It is another example of the sensitive area where common law and cultural traditions collide. No doubt the debate will be heard legally. This is the real and interesting debate that has been lost in the main headlines.

“If a party were to walk away at the slightest sign of conflict we would have a very unstable government.”

The saga began on TVNZ’s Breakfast with Key on his usual Monday morning Jami-Lee Ross, National MP for Botany slot; with the partial asset By the time this goes to sales process about to print, Maori Party co-leaders begin Maori grievances over water of the term. There is a convincing will have had their first face-to-face ownership are being heard in an analysis that both parties are playing contact with the prime minister since urgent Waitangi Tribunal hearing. to their audiences and in a world he made the comment which has The prime minister was answering a where perception is reality, it makes fuelled this media frenzy. ‘what if’ question about the tribunal’s sense to be seen saying the right findings, when in a response it things. But on the other hand, the The outcome of this is unclear, but sounded as though the government offense taken by the comment is what is clear is that this is another was not interested in what they had serious.. hurdle in the government’s track to to say and would ignore any findings. mixed ownership. I don’t think John Key was meaning The prime minister’s response to be insulting, it appears as if Key Opposition parties are still was: “So we could choose to ignore was making an explanation about campaigning for petition signatures whatever findings they might have. government process with handling against the sales – figures are at I am not saying we would but we Waitangi Tribunal findings and around 150,000 thus far with could”. instead out came a badly phrased 300,000 needed. This is certainly not response. Legally, the tribunal’s over for the government. The response was delivered quite findings presented to the government casually, but it caused an outcry from are not binding and it is up to the Mighty River Power is the first to Maori Party co-leaders, with Tariana government to decide from the be partially privatised, with the Turia saying the comment left Maori evidence on their actions. This is government planning to begin selling “insulted” and that it “remains to be what Key appears to be explaining. a 49% share in September, meaning seen” whether the coalition would the tribunal’s findings will no doubt survive. Jami-Lee Ross, National MP for be closely followed. Botany, likened a coalition to a family Jacinda Ardern added that the saying that any normal family had

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TOP 10 films to see at NZIFF It’s that time of year again. My bank is empty, my calendar is highlighted and I am counting the days until the film festival opens the curtains on another year of fantastic flicks. Now in its 44th year, the New Zealand International Film Festival will be bringing well over 100 films to theatres around Auckland so find yourself a date, grab yourself some sweets and a beer, and get amongst the festival. Here are my 10 must-see films.

Blackmail Alfred Hitchcock

Moonrise Kingdom Wes Anderson

Le Tableau Jean-Francois Lauionie

West of Memphis Amy Berg

Always a festival highlight, the Auckland Philharmonia Orchestra will this year be playing the score to Hitchcock’s 1929 silent thriller Blackmail. The Civic Theatre is the perfect venue for the festival’s orchestra screenings and being the same age as the film, it’s bound to be a memorable and classy night out.

Hipsters delight! Wes Anderson’s latest creation is heading to town and if the trailer is anything to go by, it looks to be as colourful, quirky and delightful as his other work. Anderson’s regulars Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman are back again but we can also look forward to seeing Bruce Willis, Edward Norton and Harvey Keitel thrown in the mix.

An animated feature for kids and adults, Le Tableau is the story of a kingdom divided into three classes. The rich are lavishly painted, the Halfies are only half finished and the Sketchies are only charcoal outlines. With a concept like that, it’s hard to resist buying a ticket! Oh, and it’s French. Fantastique!

A documentary produced by our very own Sir Peter Jackson. West of Memphis highlights the controversial imprisonment of the West Memphis Three, the trio convicted of murdering three young boys. Bound to be a stirring and emotional outing, you can make up your own mind about the case at the films only Auckland screening on August 2.

Marley Kevin MacDonald

The Cabin in the Woods Drew Goddard

The Red House Alyx Duncan

Beasts of the Southern Wild Benh Zeitlin

If you are a fan of Bob Marley, enjoy your music history or just need some inspiration in life, cruise on down to catch the authorised documentary Marley. It features a whole bunch of new footage of the legend, as well as interviews from his family and friends. Ja man!

A horror film that impresses both critics and fans is truly a rare thing these days but The Cabin in the Woods has so far managed both. Leading man Chris Hemsworth (Thor) will keep the ladies happy but be sure to keep an eye out for Kiwi actress Anna Hutchison who, according to the NZIFF booklet, plays the slut. Represent!

Described as an intimate drama, The Red House is the feature film debut of Kiwi director Alyx Duncan. Set both in China and New Zealand, the story is focused on the changes an older couple feels when they uproot to China. What’s interesting is that it stars Duncan’s parents playing a facet of themselves.

The film set to open the festival with a bang! Beasts of the Southern Wild is a fantasy drama that has blown away audiences at Cannes and Sundance festivals. Judging by reviews, it should be a good first film for any festival virgins out there keen to get amongst the action.

In Darkness – Agnieska Holland

On the Road – Walter Salles

Based on true events of the Second World War, In Darkness exposes the lives of Polish Jews who took to the sewers to avoid the threat of Nazi occupation. It looks to be a ripper; suspenseful and dramatic, and with an Academy Award nomination to boot, it should be a goer.

An adaptation of the classic Jack Kerouac novel, I feel On the Road will either be brilliant or abysmal. Yes it has Kirsten Stewart with her permanently stoned expression… But it also has Viggo Mortensen to hopefully balance out the awful? All will be revealed.

ISSUE 15 2012

HUMOUR

Five Scumbags You Will See At Every Party Brendan Kelly

Regardless of alcohol reforms, girl to guy ratio, marital status and crippling venereal disease.

Like marijuana, whale blubber and rufinol, house parties are fun and have many uses. They can provide you with a place to get blind drunk and attempt to headbutt your closest allies, or give you the opportunity to leer menacingly at attractive females and tell them their tiny eyes make their face look as large and pale as the gibbous moon. However, there are some people who are ever-present at house parties, who attempt to detract from the fun and ensure that nobody gets drunk and make everybody play lengthy board games and watch Nightline. Here’s a useful list of them. 1. The Overly Politicised First-Year Law Student Girl that guy genuinely likes: “So, like, do you watch Key and Peele?” Guy: “Yes, I find their satirical pseudoracism to be very amusing. Would you like to retire to my boudoir for some sort of beverage and/or wild, animalistic sex?” Girl that guy genuinely likes: “Animalistic? My favourite!” Overly Politicised First-Year Law Student: “Did you say John Key’s racism? Well, the National party have a long history of that. Did I ever tell you about how my lecturer, right, totally awesome guy by the way so bright, he tutors at Auckland Uni you probably wouldn’t have heard of him, um, he knows this guy who went to school with John Key and apparently John Key used to have a fleet of Mexican slave children that he hired to rub his feet. The only reason he doesn’t have them anymore is because his public relations people said it made him look bad, but he still has one locked in his cupboard to help decide which tie to wear every morning. Which is why we should all vote for the Green Party, except I heard they live in a commune and smoke pot out of each other’s belly buttons. Did I tell you I’m going to be the next prime minister? You’re welcome guys.” Guy: (gapes open mouthed) Girl that guy genuinely likes: Left halfway through 2. The Overly Sensitive Guitar-Playing Guy Girl that guy genuinely likes: “So, like, do you watch Key and Peele?” Guy: “In fact, I do. I find their subversion of stereotypes to be a refreshing change

from most comedy programming. Overly Sensitive Guitar-Playing Guy: “Actually this one is in the key of A flat minor, and although I’m influenced by the Stereophonics I don’t think the sort of stuff I’m jamming these days is even comparable.” Girl that guy genuinely likes: “Oh my god, you have such nimble fingers. Are you in a band?” Overly Sensitive Guitar-Playing Guy: “Yeah, we mainly play covers of the greats but we’re working on some originals now, like this one right here, it’s called ‘The Raindrops on My Window (Look A Lot Like the Tears on My Pillow)’. It’s pretty much just a ballad about my life and how sometimes when it’s raining the raindrops on my window look like tears.” Guy: (gapes open mouthed) Girl that guy genuinely likes: Ends up embroiled in a lengthy affair with Overly Sensitive Guitar-Playing Guy because she thinks he is deep. In truth, he is just a pothead with the clap.

4. The Overly Self-Obsessed Chick Who Can’t Handle Her Drink

3. The Overly Pretentious Literature Guy

5. The Overly-Enthusiastic Sport Watching Guy

Girl that guy genuinely likes: “So, like, do you watch Key and Peele?” Guy: “Actually I do. Their old-school, skitbased show is a nice change of pace from the addled, tangential form of Family Guy and other such television shows. Overly Pretentious Literature Guy: “You know what’s old-school? Charles Dickens. I mean, that guy, he knew about character development didn’t he? For example, if you read The Old Curiosity Shop – oh, neither of you have? Well, it’s basically about the struggle against poverty, but I mean he sometimes spend pages, I mean pages, just on fleshing out one character. It’s an utter delight to read I can assure you. Perhaps one of you would like to borrow my copy sometime? Or perhaps not, that’s fine, I’m sorry, were we discussing teleplays or some other such menial piece of creation? Guy: (gapes open mouthed) Girl that guy genuinely likes: Ends up having sex with the Overly Pretentious Literature Guy because he seems intelligent and intelligence is portrayed as attractive by the media. Later discovers he hasn’t read The Old Curiosity Shop but was basing his opinions on a made-for-TV movie.

Girl: “So, like, do you watch Key and Peele?” Guy: “No. I’m sick of talking about that fucking show.” Overly-Enthusiastic Sport Watching Guy: ”WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OORRRS!” Guy: (gapes open mouthed) Girl: Goes home with Overly-Enthusiastic Sport Watching Guy because he is clearly the alpha male and can have whichever woman he desires

Girl that guy genuinely likes: “So, like, do you watch Key and Peele?” Guy: “Why, yes. Although I am quickly running out of reasons as to why.” Overly Self-Obsessed Chick Who Can’t Handle Her Drink: “Oh my God, I LOVE Key and Peele! Those funny black guys, right? God I am sooo drunk. Have you guys seen my hair, it’s like, crazy, does it still look good? Thanks, I just got it cut but I am sooo drunk so it must be looking craaazy. God. I’m so drunk. Are you guys having a good night? I’m having so much fun. Can I have one of your beers?” Guy: Ends up following Overly Self-Obsessed Chick Who Can’t Handle Her Drink around for the entire night in the hopes they will hook up. She drinks the rest of his beers then passes out in the kitchen. Girl that guy genuinely likes: Left halfway through

This guide can teach us many things about humanity. It shows that being loud and obnoxious more often than not results in success; that pretending to be more sophisticated than you are will often ensure that you get the girl; and that the human courting process is as sensitive and delicate as the pattern of dust on the back of a butterfly’s wings. Unfortunately, what this guide mainly teaches us is that nobody gets laid by discussing Key and Peele. It’s a good show, though. You’re welcome.

New York State of Mind by Samantha McConnell

After my boyfriend Jesse and I graduated from AUT, we regularly had conversations which went something like this… “We need to get out of New Zealand for a while” “Agreed, but where to?” “UK?” “Nah, everyone goes to the UK… let’s go somewhere different” “Middle East?” “What about America? Living in America would be SO cool” “Yeah that’d be amazing, but it’s impossible to live there without a green card or some form of special visa!” And so we’d sigh and assume we’d be planning a move to the UK within a couple of years. Then one day, Jesse’s brother told me how since he was just a little one Jesse had said he wanted to live in New York. It got me thinking, New York would be such an incredible place to live. To be able to go through Times Square every day; and have picnics in Central Park. To not be a tourist in one of the biggest and most incredible cities in the world, but instead to be a local. I became determined. There had to be a way to get to America, to live and work and immerse ourselves in life in the “Big Apple”.

By chance I came across the graduate visa which allowed New Zealanders who had graduated from uni within the last twelve months to work anywhere in the USA for one year. It was easy; all you had to do was enter the USA by the first anniversary of your graduation. We didn’t exactly have any money saved but knew if we didn’t take this chance we’d be watching an amazing opportunity fly out the window. As my Dad said to me at the time, “Sam, this is your best shot at getting a working visa in America. Don’t let the opportunity go because of money. Get off your lazy butt and work for it!” It’s amazing what you can do when you’re determined. It was only two months later that Jesse and I had sold all our belongings, worked incredibly hard at work and managed to scrape together enough money to get to America and get us settled for the first two months. Six months later and I haven’t looked back. The first jump is the hardest, but once you’ve jumped, you’ll be flying! In the short period of time since we’ve been here we’ve visited Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Florida as well as exploring every corner of New York. I walk through Times Square every week and I

have lunch in Central Park every day. We both have jobs which are based within our chosen industries and put our skill sets to good use. We have plans to go on a ‘great American road trip’ across the continent later this year and to see as much as possible in this small space of time. We’ve made new friends, experienced New York’s highs, lows and crazies and love every part of this whole experience. Check out Samantha and Jesse’s blog at www.vagabondduo.com

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ISSUE 15 2012

AUT ON DRINKING AGE AND PARTYING How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “I don’t care, I’m 21.”

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “It’s probably a good idea. Alcohol is not really needed.”

What did you get up to over the break? “Just worked, and went out a couple of times. Getting crunk on Wednesday nights.”

TASHNEEL

What did you get up to over the break? “I went to Hollywood to apply for a modelling and texturing school. I got in!”

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Chris Brown. He can pick up all the chicks and give them to me.”

BRETT WHITING

21 - Engineering

23 - Digital Design

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “I don’t think it will change anything because underage people will still find alcohol. It sucks because I am still 19.”

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “I’m not fussed, I’m 20 in a couple of months.” What did you get up to over the break? “I only had three days off, the rest I worked.”

What did you get up to over the break? “A lot of sleeping. I know I won’t be sleeping much this semester.”

APRIL SHWE

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “All my friends and family.”

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Chris Brown. He’s hot.”

DYLAN FROST

19 - Business

19 - Communications

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “I don’t mind. I used to drink but not anymore and I am over 20 so it doesn’t bother me. “

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “I wouldn’t be fussed. I’m already 20. But they need to address more the way we drink rather than what age we drink.”

What did you get up to over the break? “I went to Australia, for shopping and hanging out with family and friends. “

Taromi Taia

What did you get up to over the break? “Not much at all. It was too short. I thought uni started next week.”

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Jarryd Hayne. He’s hot.”

Tawera Akehurst

21 - Pre-Chiropractic Std.

Chloe Litchfield

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “It would be pretty chill. I would party with my mates and I’d like someone like Rhys Darby to set the mood. He’s the man.”

20 - Envirnomental Sc.

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Kanye or some shit to make it an actual party. If you do it, do it well.”

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “It doesn’t really affect me because I’m 20. But is it really going to stop the problem or just postpone it?”

How would you feel if the alcohol purchasing age was raised to 20? “Students will save a lot of money if it does anything at all. There are always ways around it though.”

What did you get up to over the break? “I went snowboarding.”

What did you get up to over the break? “Pretty quiet… Just working and relaxing.”

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Chad Kroeger. Everyone thinks he’s really ugly but his voice is really sexy.”

India Essuah

20 - Graphic Design

18 - Communications

ANSWERS to the WORD JUMBLE (pg 14): tunas, aunts, tans, stun, aunt, tuna, anus, ants, nuts, tan, sun, ant, nut, sat

If you could have the ultimate partay, who would you invite? “Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, anyone who’s anyone. Lady Gaga; there’d be lots of glitter.”

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Morgahna Godwin FreddyAmazin™ @FreddyAmazin

I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now. That’s some seriously ghetto shit. Can you imagine coming down K Road in peak hour traffic tooting the f*** out of that traffic? I feel it would have more presence than an ambulance. Truth. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------What’s more hilarious than your grandma saying ‘Lol’? Pop stars saying YOLO.

Katy Perry @katyperry

My costume for tomorrow’s premiere performance is so yolo. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Getting all ‘roots-y’ I think Young Sid explains having a little bit of fame pretty accurately, grammar and all.

Sidney Diamond @young_sid

@kone_illegal broooo try living in otara and then doing a show here. blankstares til u get off then its ‘that was mean g solid g ao my cuz’ Regardless of whether you’re a Cheifs supporter or not, this was pretty shit to see. If Sonny Bill were a woman I would have cursed him with a barren womb. Dick.

Sonny Bill Williams @SonnyBWilliams

Should’ve passed the ball no excuses sorry chiefs supporters and my brothers... #nekweek #chiefsmana Enough said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Let’s lighten the mood and end on some random funnies:

Lady Gaga @ladygaga

@lindsaylohan when you ordered a cucumber and a knife to the bar last night i thought your were gonna perform a vasectomy#justaskinnybitch

Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen

I was told today that I look a lot like that Carly Rae Jepsen chick. Weird. I don’t see it.

Pebbles Hooper @PebblesHooper

Why aren’t condoms called jelly hammock love sacks?

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ISSUE 15 2012

FASHION

by Nigel Moffiet

Gloria Ofa Blake

20, Bachelor of Sport and Recreation

AUT students take on beauty for a cause Combining elegance and grace, AUT students Gloria Ofa Blake, Hannah Carson and Nicole Brown are on an awareness raising mission after placing first, second and third runners up in Miss World New Zealand. The competition’s motto is “Beauty with a Purpose” and each contestant is required to raise awareness and fundraise for their chosen charities throughout the year.

Hannah Carson

24, Bachelor of Business

First runner up, 20-year-old Gloria Ofa Blake was given the title Miss Earth NZ 2012. On top of supporting the Christchurch Earthquake Appeal Charity, the Bachelor of Sport and Recreation student says she is passionate about raising the issue of healthy living within the Pacific Island community. Part Tongan and Fijian, Blake says poor health and diet within the Pacific community is alarming and it’s something she has seen within her own family. “My grandfather died from diabetes and I noticed that all my family seem to die young. I’ve got cousins who have died in their 30s because of complications with obesity,” she says. For these reasons, Blake says she would like to work within the health sector and tackle these issues in order to help out and stay in touch with her culture.

Nicole Brown

22, Bachelor of Education

As part of her Miss Earth title, Blake is also determined to raise environmental awareness amongst young people. “If you can start environmental awareness and look after mother nature while you’re young, I reckon there’s a greater chance that they’ll keep doing that into adulthood.” Second runner up, 24-year-old Hannah Carson says Miss World New Zealand was her second experience in a beauty pageant after entering Miss Auckland three years ago. “I learnt a lot more this time because it’s a lot more full on. I think getting to know the girls and spending a lot of time with them was the best thing about it,” she says. FASHION

Carson, a Bachelor of Business student, was crowned Miss International NZ 2012, and supported Paw Justice and children’s charity Variety. Carson says entering a beauty pageant is a very rewarding experience. “It’s something else to work towards while you’re studying and you get to do a lot of fun things and meet a good group of people. It’s another way to better yourself,” she says. Third runner up, 22-year-old Bachelor of Education student Nicole Brown says she was drawn to the pageant because of its vision to be more than just beauty. “You also get a wide audience and a lot of community involvement with a platform to do a lot of worthwhile fundraising, so that was kind of my drive personally to do it.” Brown’s chosen charity is Cystic Fibrosis; she has a nine year old cousin who suffers from the disease. Brown also gained the title Miss Tourism Queen and will travel to Beijing in September to represent New Zealand. She says beauty pageants aren’t what most people might think. “People see the glamorous side of it, which is only one small part of it. The girls and I spent four months training for the event. Every Saturday we had a five hour rehearsal and on top of that there was all the fundraising preparation. It’s pretty full on.” Collectively, all 12 girls who took part in the competition raised $12,000 for charity. Later in the year Blake will be representing New Zealand in Indonesia, while Carson is heading to Japan in October.

“People see the glamorous side of it, which is only one small part of it. The girls and I spent four months training for the event. Every Saturday we had a five hour rehearsal and on top of that there was all the fundraising preparation. It’s pretty full on” Nicole Brown

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TED

Believe

Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane Director: Seth MacFarlane| Run Time: 106 min

Justin Beiber

A loveable, roguish, foul mouthed, pot smoking teddy bear who was brought to life upon the wish of a falling star – that’s Ted, the star of Seth MacFarlane’s latest flick. Many of the movie’s gags went viral on the net before the film was released. There’s the scene where Ted, working as a checkout operator, gets a little too raunchy with the striking blonde working in the aisle across from him; the scene ends as the dirty little teddy simulates a ‘money shot’. Then there’s the scene that shows the deep friendship between Ted and his best buddy John (played by Mark Wahlberg) –during a raging storm, Ted runs into John’s room and together they chant “fuck you thunder, you can suck my…”, consoling each other as they have done for years. It sounds harsh and grotesque, which it is, yet there’s an undeniable cuteness to Ted that softens his abrasive manner, even turning him into an endearing little character (in one scene, he gains a job promotion despite saying abusive things about the boss’s wife). So how did it all start? John grew up as a lonely little boy in the 80s with no friends – he was so unpopular in his neighbourhood even the Jewish boy who got beat up told him to get lost. So when John received a cuddly bear one Christmas from his parents, he looked into the night sky and wished for it to come alive and become his best friend. His wish came true the very next morning with a little help from CGI animation. Word got around; Ted became famous (as a real life talking bear would) and even appeared on a Letterman-esque talk show at the peak of his fame. The novelty soon wore off however, and Ted grew up with John to live a relatively normal life – people just accepted him as a toy bear who talked and did normal things like driving a car. John grew up. He’s 35-years-old and has a beautiful women in his

life, Lori, who is played by the ever sultry Mila Kunis. Problem is, John hasn’t fully matured into adulthood; he’s still irresponsible and turns up to work late after smoking bongs on the sofa with his bestest bear buddy. Lori, waiting patiently to settle down and marry, becomes frustrated and blames Ted for John’s boyish and irresponsible behaviour. Lori’s diagnosis is partly correct, but fails to recognise the deep bond between the two unlikely friends. And so moves the heart of the story; the laughter and hilarity is fuelled mostly by the antics of Ted (wonderfully voiced by MacFarlane) as they each struggle with the tension of their relationships. One stand out scene includes a party where Sam J. Jones (playing himself) is present; Jones was none other than Flash Gordon himself – Ted and John’s childhood hero. During this party, a lot of booze gets chugged down and Ted finds himself face to face with a psycho killer goose. In another scene, the film surprises us with a guest appearance by the beautiful Norah Jones (who seems slightly out of place) – this leads to a confession made by Ted that can only conclude he’s one of the most sexually charged teddy bears to have ever walked and talked. One of the more surprising elements to the film was the degree of tenderness portrayed in the friendship between Ted and John. This escalates with the side story of suspense which runs throughout; Ted is constantly at risk of being abducted by a spoilt boy and his oddball father. The tension takes a turn for the worst which leads to a scene of genuine concern and sadness. Overall, the film delivered what you’d expect – a lot of laughs, stupidity, vulgarity and freewheeling humour. It also delivered a pinch of warmth too, and enough story line to engage me until the end.

Nigel Moffiet

Justin Bieber. Two words that send tingles down the spines of 13-year-old girls everywhere. But is he really all that? Can his new album make me believe? Will my 20-year-old male spine tingle? I have to admit, I don’t know too much about the Beebs. And what little I do know, I don’t like. He’s a little diva with a big head, a big attitude and a small knob. His early work, (I’ve heard the baby baby one a few times…) is rather annoying. In fact, it makes me want to bitch slap his hairless face until he has a tanty. Despite my burning dislike for the child, I thought I would put our differences aside, accio all the objective might I can muster, take off my sceptical spectacles and try and review his new album Believe. Believe opens with All Around the World and I tell you what, it’s a tweeny-bobber birthday party anthem. Cut yourself another piece of lolly cake, grab another Jolly bottle of fizzy and turn up dad’s stereo because shit is about to get sweaty… With enough auto-tune to end poverty and a ‘collab’ with Justin’s dad Ludacris to make it authentic, the album is off to the perfect start. Boyfriend is the first single off the album and I have to say, it’s sexy as shit. Rumour has it Bieber wrote it for Harry Styles from One Direction and with this in mind, it gives a whole new dimension to the song. It’s as if it goes from 1D to 3D. No kidding. Musically, it sounds quite Timberlake inspired which, when compared to the baby baby song, seems like a much better direction. I hope they cover it on Glee is all I can say. Fall is a bit of a ballad. And if you’re not feeling like you can fly by the time it’s all over, you have no heart. I’m glad Bieber’s testicles have dropped, I must admit. His voice is easier on the ears than it used to be and for that at least, I am thankful. However, I think a bit of credit has to be given to the behind-the-scenes saviour of the album – auto-tune. I hope the auto-tuners got paid well because, by the sound of it, they did a shit load of over time. In fact, I would go as far as to say he should have named the album Justin Beaver ft. Auto-tune. Disagree? Have a listen to Die in your Arms. It sounds like a pubescent transformer covering Whitney Houston. If you are a Belieber, the album is a must have. He’s handled the testicle-drop transition quite well and, I have to say, I enjoyed it far more than the baby baby song that haunted the radio waves a few years back. So well done Beebs! You did good kiddo Matthew Cattin

REVIEWS

Quantum Conundrum Developed By: Airtight Games PC, PS3, 360

Quantum Conundrum comes into the market in a tight spot. Not in terms of being pushed aside by bigger budget titles, but because of its very strong ties to Portal. First of all Kim Swift, creative director of Quantum Conundrum, was also the project lead of Portal. Furthermore, the way both games are designed are extremely similar. They’re both first-person puzzle-platformers with a crazy amount of buttons, cubeshaped objects, and red lasers. Quantum Conundrum drops Portal’s titular mechanics in favour of dimension-changing puzzles. There are four dimensions here; fluffy, heavy, slow, and reverse gravity. You start off only being able to use the fluffy dimension, where everything is ten times lighter, and everything ramps up from there on in. The puzzles make good use of all the dimensions, urging you to flick between them like you’re frantically surfing channels. While the trick of solving the puzzles is usually pretty intriguing, it is also quite easy. You can blow through the game in about five hours. The story is halfway between nonexistent and a cup of lameness. You play as the 12-year-old nephew to the owner of the mansion you find yourself in. There isn’t much of a set-up for you being there and you never really experience any notion of who you’re playing as. The only time I was reminded that I was a child, was in a few places where my viewpoint felt oddly low to the ground. This also lead to some noticeable platforming issues where it was difficult to place my feet accurately. Following that half-hearted introduction, the story mostly shambles along like a flickering ghost. This game has some severe let-downs. Most obvious is the terribly unfunny writing. Like Portal, Quantum Conundrum has a disembodied narrator. However, your uncle who is trapped in an

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alternate dimension, Professor Fitz Quadwrangle, is no GlaDOS. Quadwrangle is described as quirky and peculiar, but he is nothing of the sort. The mild drivel drooling into your ears is so utterly boring and dull that the game would probably be better without any voice-over at all. Voiced by John De Lancie (Breaking Bad, Star Trek: TNG, My Little Pony), the Professor ultimately comes across as a smug and condescending jerk. When he says things like “Apparently you feel you don’t need an advanced degree in robotics to operate that” it feels more annoying than witty. You’d rather he kept his mouth shut whilst you’re risking your life to save his. Your surroundings also start to wear on you after a short while. At first the colours and art style seem pretty charming, but they never ever change. Almost every single room is aesthetically exactly the same which isn’t helped by the ridiculously repetitive hallways between each puzzle room. The repetition isn’t the only issue with the setting, the house is filled with stuff but none of it has any substance. You feel the creators wanted a mansion bursting with character but just didn’t know how to follow through with it. I really wanted to love this game. I loved Portal and this seemed like an interesting side-step from the franchise. What I’m left with though is a half-baked, ill-witted, yet admittedly fun-to-play, watered down Portal. Luckily though, the dimension twisting saves Quantum Conundrum from its bland design, lacklustre writing, and wonky platforming. The dimensional puzzles are enjoyably clever enough to carry you through its short five hours. If you’re a big puzzleplatformer fan who isn’t too fussed on story then it’s probably worth picking up. However if you’re expecting the magic of Portal, you won’t find it here.

Lachlan Hornell

I was a huge fan of Spiderman in my youth. I think every 11-year-old boy felt the same way too - lying in bed at night, hoping the next day would bring with it a bite from a genetically engineered arachnid. When I got a bit older however, I realised just how creepy Toby Maguire looks with his constantly teary blue eyes. I started to notice too how Mary-Jane, my movie crush, was kind of a bitch. And just like that, Spiderman lost its bite. Christopher Nolan’s masterful take on Batman took its place; the darker, more graphic nature sitting well with my ‘matured’ tastes. So as it was, totally not keen to see Toby Maguire have a cry again in a fourth instalment, I was excited to see what a new director could do with my childhood hero. Could my love for Spidey be rekindled? I have a few gripes to share so I’ll lay them on the table before dishing out the compliments. Firstly, the tagline – the untold story – is hugely misleading. Yes, it shares a bit more detail and yes it stays more true to the comic but with a nearly identical plot to the original, I can’t say anything came as a surprise; it was a reboot after all. Secondly, must the villain always be the result of a science experiment gone awry? You know what’s going to happen the moment you sit down. Brilliant scientist who wants to alter human DNA gets betrayed by his superiors and turns nasty? Come on… But for its predictable plot and sucky villain, it was a thoroughly enjoyable film and the best

Spiderman yet. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, who play Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy are thoroughly convincing and utterly adorable. It was so refreshing to see Parker portrayed not as a bumbling, awkward creepofile, but instead a cheeky, witty skater. Comic book Spiderman was written to be a mischievous arachni-rogue and where Maguire fell short, Garfield nailed it. Having already said I didn’t dig the villain, I was happy to see that Lizard didn’t fill up too much screen time. This gave the film more time to focus on better things, namely Emma Stone being a babe. Sally Field and Martin Sheen are also pretty top-notch in their roles as Aunt May and Uncle Ben, doing well to give the mostly light hearted story some emotional backing. So in the age of superheroes, how well does it stack up? It’s easily the strongest of the Spiderman films and in my humble opinion, outclasses every other superhero film of the last ten years, except of course Christopher Nolan’s Batman flicks and Kick-Ass. It’s far better than the orgy of shit also known as The Avengers and definitely holds its own against this year’s other blockbusters. Maybe my love for Spiderman has me a little biased but hey, the critics tend to agree and they actually know their shit (or at least pretend to…). Matthew Cattin

ISSUE 15 2012

STUDENT PROFILE by Nigel Moffiet

After growing up in the small Maori settlement of Bridge Pa in the Hawke’s Bay, Kiwa Huata (19 of Ngati Kahungunu and Ngati Porou decent) felt like she was entering a whole new world when she arrived in Auckland at the age of 15. Everything seemed astonishing and fast paced she says. Speaking only te reo Maori at her kura kaupapa school, she began high school at Epsom Girls Grammar as a timid Maori girl with very little English. But with her mother’s advice etched firmly on her mind that education is the key to success, Huata excelled as a student. She talks to debate about her passion for education and growing up in two worlds – te ao Maori and te ao Pakeha.

“You have to be part of the system first in order to fight against it.” Kiwa Huata 19, Economics, AUT

What was it like growing up in Bridge Pa? What was life like there? “The population of Bridge Pa is made of 500 to 600. Mostly Maori live there and everyone knows everyone. It’s a place where they don’t take education seriously. They believe that the system is made for Pakeha by Pakeha. This is true in many senses. Without making Bridge Pa sound like a terrible place, because it is quite a beautiful environment, there is nothing to do there so kids get into mischief. Everyone listens to the old people; no one listens to the police. When we get into trouble, we get sent to our grandparents. The level of drugs and teenage pregnancy has sky rocketed over the last 20 years. A lot of people are unemployed and these are kids just out of high school or they didn’t even make it to high school. This is seen as part of the norm.” What was school like in Bridge Pa? “I went to Te Kura Kaupapa Maori o Ngati Kahungunu ki Heretaunga [Maori language immersion] where you start from Kohanga Reo [kindergarten] all the way up to high school. My native language was te reo Maori because you could only speak Maori and if you spoke English you would get detention or my year five teacher would throw a rock at us. He named it ‘rere-tere’ which means fly fast. He only ever got me once, he was a pretty shit thrower.” Do you regret that you weren’t also taught English? “Not at all. I made it my responsibility to make te reo Maori my first language as I see the reo in New Zealand disintegrating and if we don’t learn it, who will? We can’t continue blaming government, Pakeha people or immigration for losing our reo, at the end of the day it is up to us to fix what history has done to us. The Maori people have lost much from the time of colonisation of our country. Before colonisation we had all the land in communal lands. We had an abundance of food, a healthy, well-balanced diet. We had a strong iwi, hapu and whanau support group. Whakapapa was the key to life itself. I will definitely ensure my mokopuna go through what I went through for the betterment of this land. It really does help you understand both sides of the world, the Pakeha world and Maori world.” Did you experience a cultural shock moving to Auckland? “Yes. I came to Auckland with $200 and one suitcase. I

was 15 and stayed in my sister’s shed and had five weeks to get into a school. The first thing that shocked me were big buildings. Seeing big buildings and takeaway shops all over the place was intimidating. When I would look at all the windows in big buildings they would look like a thousand eyes staring back. I also came into contact with other ethnicities such as Chinese, Australians and AfricanAmericans and talking to Pakeha people and Pacific Islanders for the first time. And the Maori up here [in Auckland] that I went to school with weren’t as cultural as I was, they didn’t grow up in that sort of environment so I couldn’t even get along with Maori people. To make matters worse, I sucked at socialising.” You say you would like to acknowledge more Maori and Pakeha perspectives in New Zealand society. What do you mean by this? Over the last 30 years Maori Sovereignty has grown; with the rise of Iwi Incorporated, Maori Health Organisations and much more, these small steps helps to attain our sovereignty. Today Maori are learning more things Pakeha; in education, culture and lifestyle. In 50 years from now Pakeha will learn more things Maori. I see it today in university, in society and in the culture itself. Therefore it is essential for me to adopt Pakeha ways to prevent further degradation of my race. At the Kura Kaupapa they used to say a lot of things about Pakeha and I started becoming curious thinking ‘what are Pakeha really like?’ I had never met any of these people they described. Then when I went to Epsom Girls from a decile one to a decile 10 barely speaking English. When I was at this school I wanted to understand the concept of the English system and how it influences the way many behave. I wanted to know how Pakeha learn and how Maori learn. You are now passionate about education. Where do you think this will take you? The only advice my mother ever gave me was ‘education is the key to success’, which has given me the drive for passionate learning. Even today I want to learn more about the Pakeha system and the way it is taught. I don’t think a lot of people realise just how lucky New Zealand is, especially our own indigenous people. I understand the burden our people carry but we need to learn how to work with the white system to fight against it. You have to be part of the system first in order to fight against it.

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