March 30, 2017
Volume 47 - No. 13
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by Friedrich Gomez
I always think of the movie “American Graffiti” each time Escondido hosts its annual “Cruisin’ Grand” event. This year it runs every Friday from March 31, 2017, thru September 29, 2017, from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. A lot of the “Old Guys Rule” t-shirts can be spotted on both vintage car owners and observers, alike.
Bob Belford and Steve Crenshaw are two survivors of the 60s hippie culture and they proudly wear their Old Guys Rule t-shirts and always manage to make me laugh. Both are now in their mid to late-70s but they have refused to relinquish their humor down through the years. As they so eloquently put it: “We’re still full of piss and vinegar.”
Cruisin’ Grand brings out the best in Bob and Steve. It is a visual reminder of how things once were in America. “Back when the chrome was thick and the women were
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straight,” Belford bellows out, then narrows his eyes as if waiting for any challenge. His game-face is a non-threatening one; an overly-exaggerated expression which often elicits chuckles to those within earshot range. Cruisin’ Grand arrives this Friday, March 31, 2017, and these two lovable characters are already revving up their nostalgia with generous dollops of humor.
By themselves they are not that funny, but together – well, that’s an entirely different story -- they come together like nitro and glycerin. “We play off each other,” Crenshaw confesses. “Bob here will say something and then I’ll try to top him. It’s a pissing contest and life is too damned short to take things too seriously.” Expecting them to say they had to walk the proverbial hundred miles, barefoot in the snow, to get to elementary school they, instead, ambush me by coming at me from a totally different direction. They said things like, “Why, when I was
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growing up my favorite toy was dirt!”
I was greatly touched by the sentiments of another bystander who shared this great pearl of wisdom with me: “You know when you’re getting old when you cough, fart, sneeze and pee all at the same time!”
I’m not offended by such bare-knuckle pronouncements; it’s what makes us Americans; we are often in-your-face with truth and day-to-day life without the gloves on. At least it used to be that way. Many old-timers say political “overcorrection” has placed this current generation in a deep hole where everyone resides, like moles, afraid of the bright sunlight of truth and too afraid to voice any opinions as we once did when our country seemed a lot more free. And the U. S. Constitution seemed more a living, breathing document that stood behind our First Amendment Right guaranteeing Freedom of Speech. No more.
Just ask Daniel Lawrence Whitney
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(Larry the Cable Guy). The normally funny Nebraskan says: “It’s gotten way outta control. You know. I really think that we’re at a point in this country where people really need to take the thumb outta their mouths and grow up a little bit and realize there’s a lot bigger problems out there than what a comedian did a joke about.”
Cruisin’ Grand seems an antidote to all that fussing and political over-correction. For example, sensitivity over one’s old age or being labeled an “old guy” is not a politically-incorrect taboo at Cruisin’ Grand. Quite the contrary.
The “Old Farts Racing” event last year (August 8, 2016) on the Cruisin Grand calendar drew approximately 8,000 spectators! This year’s 2017 event calendar will also include “Over the Hills Gang” night (June 9, 2017). And to reiterate, “Old Guys Rule” t-shirts are everywhere! I, personally, enjoy “British & German