Volume 51 - No. 13
by lyle e davis
All of North San Diego County will be totally surprised when Escondido Mayor Paul “Mac” McNamara holds a Press Conference today, Thursday, April 1st, at 12 noon, at which time he will make a startling announcement.
The Paper has learned exclusively that Mayor Mac will announce that he has put together a coalition of financial heavy hitters that will contribute to the surpise of the year and arrange for the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, to be completely dismantled, shipped to San Diego, then trucked to Escondido where it will be reconstructed and occupy the space that the long discussed and very controversial proposed Minor League Baseball Stadium was to have been built.
Mayor Mac told us in a private interview that he has been working on this operation for the past year. “The site for the earlier proposed baseball stadium was is an ideal location for this - bringing the Eiffel Tower to Escondido. This will draw tourists from all over the world and will greatly benefit not only Escondido but all North County cities as they will enjoy the overflow crowds, the attention, and, frankly, the dollars they bring to the hard hit market.”
The Eiffel Tower Comes to Escondido! April 01, 2021
Mayor Paul ‘Mac” McNamara, who brokered the deal to bring the Eiffel Tower to Escondido Below and right, a view of the Eiffel Tower Escondido once reconstructed
Asked who was behind the operations, Mayor Mac fairly gushed: “We have heavy duty people involved in this. I’ve been meeting with them for over a year. Internationally known names, Bill Gates, the creator of Microsoft, Warren Buffett, one of the world’s richest men and one of the most astute investors around. Dick Cavett, is in; actors Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise are all in.
We’ll have a complete list of investor/financial backers at the press conference today, April 1st, at the California Center for the Arts, Escondido.”
Asked if he had consulted other North County cities, The Paper - 760.747.7119
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Two Billionaires Who Agreed to Fund The Eiffel Tower Escondido: above, Bill Gates, below, Warren Buffett
Mayor Mac acknowledged he had. “Mayor Rebecca Jones of San Marcos, Mayor Esther Sanchez of Oceanside, Mayor Matt Hall of Carlsbad, and Mayor Judy Ritter of
Vista, all are supportive of the plan!
We’ve already laid the groundwork for acquisition of the land; the survey of land supposedly intended for the ball
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