The Paper 05-10-18

May 10, 2018

Volume 48 - No. 19

By Friedrich Gomez

It’s now the month of May in 2018 and Mother’s Day is upon us. Just a couple days ago, a close friend sent me a parody version of Britain’s writer/poet, Benjamin Zephaniah’s poem, “I Luv Me Mudder and Me Mudder Loves Me.” In part, this humorous, re-created version goes as follows: “Who carried me to me widdle bed, And sang lullabies to me sleepy head, And spanked me till me buns was red?

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Me Mudder.

Who cradled me in her loving arms, To the toilet seat with poise and charm, So I could pee without alarm?

Me Mudder.

Who always loved me from the start, And held me gently to her heart, And often squeezed me till I fart?

Me Mudder.”

It makes no difference if you are the richest person in the world, the wisest philosopher who ever lived, or the most powerful ruler, emperor, queen, or leader of any civilization

on Earth – you still had a mother who once cradled you in her loving arms; nurtured and protected you at all costs; comforted and washed your pain away with her tears; and would gladly have laid her life down so that every heartbeat of yours would continue – even if she knew she would no longer be there to hear it.

Aside from their unconditional love and sacrifice in rearing us, all mothers can be downright hilarious, even without intending to be.

When famous American physicist, Steven Chu, won the coveted 1997

Nobel Prize in Physics (along with two colleagues), he became the toast of the world! But when the celebrated scientist called his mother, he was instantly grounded in reality. As the celebrated physicist, Steven Chu recalls in his own words: “I called my mother up when they announced the Nobel Prize! She said, ‘That’s nice – and when are you coming to see me next?’”

All moms work and function on a totally different set of laws, ethics, and principles. Their paradigm of thinking is an uncharted one. It

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matters not what great accomplishments you made, nor how much money you’ve accumulated, they simply want to be in your company.

Pure and simple. And yet it takes us a lifetime to learn this equation.

FIRST 6 YEARS: Mom knows everything.

8 YEARS: Mom knows a lot.

14 YEARS: Mom knows nothing!

18 YEARS: Mom is outdated!!

25 YEARS: Maybe Mom knows.

35 YEARS: Before deciding, let’s ask Mom! 45 YEARS: OMG! My Mom was right about everything!

It’s far from easy being a mom.

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld said: “A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender – but you don’t have a top for it!”

All moms are like a new form of school calculus. You’ll never fully understand it. Moms also seem to be magical, mysterious, beings that dwell among us.

82-year-old American humorist and journalist, Calvin Trillin, has lived most of his life and has only managed to partly glimpse into that strange uncharted world of motherhood: “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy!

A good nurse with a sense of humor is hard to find!

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was okay, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

And yet for all they do and sacrifice for us, we rarely do the same for mom. Quite the reverse, we often drive them to the ends of their rope.

The other day I saw a hand-painted sign on the back of an old parked truck that read: “DON’T FORGET TO PICK UP A BOTTLE OF WINE FOR YOUR MOM FOR MOTHER’S DAY. AFTER ALL, YOU’RE ONE OF THE REASONS SHE DRINKS!” Canadian author and screenwriter, Kelly Oxford, removes the gloves and gives a raw, bare-knuckle assessment of the rite-of-passage for all future moms: “If you like people who do stupid s**t all the time, become a parent!”

Hmm, and yet, for all the crap we make them go through when growing up, moms still love us, come rain or shine. We kids can be ruthless; challenging; rebellious; and a perpetual headache for mom – yet, she sees us as simply an “unfinished masterpiece” that just needs nurturing. Oddly enough, we are perfect in mom’s eyes, which defies all known human logic and reasoning. Yet, there sits a thousand-yearold Chinese proverb that time has never changed: “THERE IS ONLY ONE PRETTY CHILD IN THE WORLD, AND EVERY MOTHER HAS IT.” I often wonder what other moms of famous people would’ve said to their kids. For example, the Jewish mother of Albert Einstein might have said something like: “Albert!

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his Sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children!'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in

So this is how you want to look -for your high school prom picture?

This, Albert, I don’t understand!!

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR!! It looks like you had your finger in a light socket! Albert, listen to your mother, maybe a little gel here, a little mousse there . . . it wouldn’t hurt!”

Or the mother of Jonah who, according to the Bible, lay within the belly of a great fish for 3 whole days and survived. Perhaps Jonah’s mother inquired: “So, Jonah, tell your mother the truth – where have you been the last few days?”

Or perhaps the mother of Benjamin Franklin, when he struggled to get his kite off the ground during an electrical storm, desperately trying to test “lightning-electricity theory,” his mother might have said: “Oh, my God – just look at him! He really needs a little more tail!”

Then, there’s the mother of Attila the Hun (406–453), eventual ruler of the Huns and one of history’s most feared enemies in Central and Eastern Europe. When Attila the Hun was just a small child his mother – when hearing his little footsteps coming through the front door – may well have asked: “Is that you, Hun?” All throughout human history, great men and women all had to answer to their mothers.

In real life, the late comedian, Phyllis Diller, often quipped about

his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, And says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

Limerick Tyme:

There was once a choleric Colonel Whose oaths were obscene and infolonel.

As the chaplain aghast, Gave up protest at last, But wrote it all down in his jolonel.

Said a pupil of Einstein: "It's rotten To find I'd completely forgotten That by living so fast All my future's my past, And I'm buried before I'm begotten." ~ C.F. Best ~

A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor: "Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?" ~ Carolyn Wells ~ A bather whose clothing was strewed By winds that left him quite nude, Saw a girl come along, And unless we are wrong You expected this line to be lewd.

motherhood: “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move-in with them!”

For all we put them through, mothers have to be true superheroes, except they don’t wear capes.

Besides, Superman is just a superhero now and then -- moms are superheroes all the time.

Big difference.

Very early-on in life, I came to the steadfast conclusion that all moms are, in fact, secret agents. While we are away in kindergarten or, perhaps, at Grandma’s and Grandpa’s house, moms slip away, like C.I.A undercover agents, and attend secret classes at “Mom School.”

Haven’t you ever noticed that all moms talk alike and think alike?

They even have their own secret codes to communicate with one another. In Mom School they all learn the same vocabulary and phrases which they often use against us in our growing-up years.

In Mom 101 class, they sometimes all stand up and recite out loud these fundamental phrases together: “I don’t care who started it!”

“Wait till your father gets home!”

“Because I said so, that’s why!”

“If everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too?”

“Your face is going to freeze like that!”

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The Coyote Principle

CALIFORNIA: • Long time California Governor Jerry Brown (former mayor of Oakland) is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.

• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS • The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote

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Mother’s Day Tea Planned at San Marcos Senior Center - The City of San Marcos will host a Mothers Day Tea at the Senior Activity Center located at 111 Richmar Ave., San Marcos, 92069, at 3pm on Friday, May 11. The Mothers Day Tea will include a spring themed tea with traditional hors d'oeuvres and pastries. There will be musical entertainment and a fashion show presented by Garment Gourmet. The cost of admission is $10. Tickets are available at the front desk of the senior center. For more information, please call (760) 744-5535 or visit www.san-marcos.net.

The Good LIFE at MiraCosta College; A Lifelong Learning Group – This is the calendar of events for the Good LIFE (Learning Is For Everyone) program at MiraCosta College, Oceanside Campus, for the months of May and June. The events are held on Fridays at 1pm and 2:30pm, in Room 1068, Administration Building.

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“Get in the car!”

“Get out of the car!”

“Eat your dinner!”

“Put your shoes on!”

“Go to sleep!”

In Mom School there is one test called “The Mess Test.” All moms must pass this test to determine if they are ready for Motherhood. The Mess Test is given to all moms from a certified mental institution. The test includes smearing peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Then placing a fish stick behind the couch and leaving it there all summer.

Once becoming a mom, all mothers are now required to continue attending advanced Child-Rearing classes, which is taught by a former mental patient. In these classes, mothers are taught basic things they will soon learn from their own children, such as:

1. A 3-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

3. VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

4. Marbles in the car’s gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

5. The spin cycle on the washing machine makes the cat dizzy.

Aside from learning these basic truths, all mothers are required to memorize certain things, which are

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Visitors may purchase a parking permit in Lot 1A and park in Lots 1A or 1C. Visitors are welcome to attend two LIFE meetings before deciding to join the group.

Membership dues are $30 per year when joining in January; dues are prorated for members joining later. Fees cover parking permits, newsletters and refreshments.

Unforeseen circumstances may result in a program change. For more information, call 760.757.2121, ext. 6972, or visit www.miracosta.edu/life, then select Oceanside LIFE Calendar (pdf) for more details about each program. May 11, 1pm, Propositions – Pros and Cons, presented by League of Women Voters; and 2:30pm, “The Little Prince” from Page to Stage, by Ben Cole. May 18, 1pm, War and Medical Advances, by Phil Goscienski; and 2:30pm, San Diego Humane Society Since 1880, by Elkie Wills. May 25th – NO SESSION – Commencement/Memorial Day Holiday.

June 1st, 1pm, James Joyce’s Ulysses, by Jane Mushinsky; and 2:30pm, Oceanside Trains – Trips and Tricks, by Dennis Sullivan. Also, First Friday Foodies. June 8, 1pm, Coastal Community Concert Band, by Judy Pisciotta; and 2:30pm, Promoting BlueTech and Blue Jobs, by Greg Murphy. June 15th, 1pm, San Diego Oasis, by David Beevers; and 2:30pm, Butterfly Farms, by Pat Flanagan. June 22, 1pm, Public Corruption-Complaints to Prosecutions, by Leon Schorr; 2:30pm, Coexisting with Our Local Wildlife, by Carly Padilla. June 29, 1pm, Smartphone Photo Tips, by Mike McMahon; and 2:30pm, One Hundred Years of Service, by Gayle Lacy.

Huge Plant Sale at Alta Vista Botanical Gardens on Saturday – on Saturday, May 12th, there will be a huge plant sale at Alta Vista Botanical Gardens, 1270 Vale Terrace, above Brengle Terrace Park, from 8am-2pm.

Free entry. Don’t forget your Mom! Vendors from across San Diego county will be supplying an incredible array of plant selections at reasonable prices the day before Mother’s Day! Succulents, veggies, annuals, perennials, Staghorn ferns, bromeliads, proteas, and pottery too. Refreshments available at the new Gift Shop. Visit the website for more information; www.altavistabotanicalgardens.org.

taught by a former POW. For example, moms are taught not to crack under pressure and never, ever confess or say certain things to their children, such as:

1. “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.”

2. “Here, let me smell that shirt again – oh yeah, it’s good for another week.”

3. “Oh, you’re wearing your Superman pajamas to bed? Sure, you can have the top bunk.”

4. “Yeah, sure. Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look so much more cheery!”

5. “Oh, is that the cat you’re holding? Oh sure, your daddy’s shaving razor is in the bathroom.”

In simulated field-training classes, moms also become super-efficient and quickly learn multi-tasking.

For example, the baby’s pacifier falls on the floor and you quickly give it back to the baby – after you suck the dirt off of it because you’re too busy to wash it off. That’s a passing grade!

In addition to all this motherhood training, moms are still required to attend special “Survival Skills and Hand-to-Hand Combat Classes,” usually taught by the Navy Seals, the Army Rangers, or at the U. S. Marine Corps’ elite “How to Fight Dirty” field-and-obstacle courses.

Some basic training includes survival skills and learning certain things that all moms need to know, for example:

Deep Pit BBQ to Honor Military and First Responders - The Escondido East Rotary Club’s Annual Deep Pit BBQ will take place this Saturday, May 12th and will honor Active and Retired Military and Police and Fire Department personnel. The event is held at the Kit Carson Park El Arroyo Picnic Area and the public is welcome to attend. The Rotary club will be giving special recognition to Escondido Police Chief Craig Carter, Escondido Fire Chief Rick Vogt and military veteran Shawn Ryan.

The BBQ runs from 11am to 2pm with great food, games, and entertainment by Calico Ridge. There will also be a silent auction and raffle. The Presentation of Colors will be provided by the Orange Glen High School ROTC at 12:15pm and the Escondido Police Department K-9 unit will be putting on a demonstration at 12:45pm.

Active Duty Military, On-Duty Escondido Police and Fire personnel and their families eat for free. Military, Police and Fire Veterans tickets are $15 each, and general public adult tickets are $20. Children under 12 years of age are $10/person, and a Family Pass for two adults and three children is $50.00.

Republican Club of Ocean Hills to Welcome Two Key S.D. Republicans at Meeting – On Wednesday, May 16, join the Republican Club of Ocean Hills (RCOH) to meet two key Republicans, San Diego County Assessor Ernie Dronenberg and local Republican Activist Waskah Whelan.

Mr. Dronenberg was elected Assessor, Recorder, and County Clerk (ARCC) in 2010, re-elected in 2014, and will be on the June 5th Primary ballot. Also, he is chairman of the CA Assessor Association, Legislation Committee. Guest speaker Waskah Whelan is the Precinct Operations Chair for the San Diego County Republican Party. She is Past President of the San Diego County Republican Women (SDCFRW) and currently serves as the 2nd VP Membership for SDCFRW. Ernie Dronenberg will provide an “Assessor Update and Tax Tips for Wealth Building and Helping Our Veterans." He is an expert in state and local tax administration; has also

1. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

2. “The Two Minute Warning”: this is when the baby’s face turns red when eating baby food, followed by gurgling noises. This is also known as “Feedback.”

3. Warning: your child will gladly share a cold, fever, cough – and your true age – to anyone!

4. Evolving Into Motherhood: You know that you’re evolving into motherhood when your bare feet sticks to the kitchen floor and you don’t care anymore.

5. Techniques of Getting a Sleepy Child Out of Bed: You throw the cat on the bed. This always works because the dog is already on the bed.

On Mother’s Day, all moms should be made to feel extra special. My dad always tried to make mom feel special on Mother’s Day, but it sometimes back-fired on him. One year we had a big family gettogether for mom. After we all ate, mom started to get up to wash the dishes. That’s when dear ol’ dad proudly said: “Oh, honey! Leave the dishes. You can always do them tomorrow.”

I’ll never forget the look on mom’s face that day when dad told her that. It was the same exact expression on her face when she used to change diapers.

Sometimes mothers need “time off,” in order to maintain their sanity. After all, their job is never-ending, like 24/7 at the hospital trauma

served as a member of the IRS Commissioner’s Advisory Group, and was appointed by the Speaker of the House to the Restructuring Commission.

Mr. Dronenberg is a graduate of San Diego State University with a BS degree in Business Administration Finance/Accounting. He did post graduate work in Economics and in Real Estate. He holds a Board of Equalization certificate as a Certified Property Tax Appraiser. He and his wife Marilyn reside on a 33-acre working flower farm in the hills of Fallbrook. Waskah Whelan will address two topics: “Getting Out the Vote - Why it Works! and “What the Democrats Are Up To This Year and How to Stop Them!” Ms. Whelan graduated from SDSU with a M.A. degree in Education, and worked for the San Diego City Schools for over 30 years as a teacher in various elementary grades. She has been involved in every Presidential Campaign from 1980 to present, and has also been a Delegate to the California Republican Party Conventions representing SDGOP Chairman Tony Krvaric and Senator Joel Anderson. Waskah is married to Tom Whelan and has lived in Pt. Loma since 1978.

She is very active in the preservation of historical homes and buildings in the area.

The Republican Club of Ocean Hills (RCOH) believes in Republican values: individual responsibility, personal freedoms, limited government, a market economy, low taxes, and a strong national defense. RCOH meets the third Wednesday of each month at the Broken Yolk Café, 2434 Vista Way, Oceanside CA. The Meet and Greet and lunch is from 12:00noon to 12:45pm. Lunch is $15 per person and covers any food item on the menu, a non-alcoholic drink, tax and tip. Cash or check only at the door (credit cards not accepted). Ms. Whelan will speak at 12:45pm, followed by Mr. Dronenberg at 1:15pm. Please RSVP by contacting Colleen at (760) 842-8735. Check us out on Facebook as Republican Club of Ocean Hills.

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ward. It’s not that moms don’t love us all the time, they do. But, they are only made of flesh and blood and, therefore, have limitations. All moms occasionally require some “free time” away from the kids, just so that moms are not found standing out on a ledge somewhere. Once when dad asked mom what’d she’d like on Mother’s Day, mom just said with a very tired expression on her face and a very weak voice: “I just want you to drive 7 hours east with the kids in the car and then turn around and come back.”

I think dad got the point mom was trying to make.

Anyway, this year Mother’s Day falls on Sunday, May 13 and I’m sure many of you will be taking mom out to lunch or dinner and then spoiling her the entire day. It’s hard to believe but Mother’s Day almost never happened here in America. Shocking but true. In 1908, Congress first turned the idea down flat. They thought that if they made Mother’s Day an official holiday that they would have to make “Mother-in-Laws Day” a holiday also. And that left a bad taste in their mouths. But, six years later, President Woodrow Wilson did the right thing in 1914 by signing Mother’s Day into law and to be held on the second Sunday in May, as a national holiday to honor our mothers. Today, Mother’s Day is celebrated around the world in over

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Local News

The Paper • Page 4 • May 10, 2018 Escondido Police Investigate Homicide

On 05-02-18 at 9:47PM, Escondido police officers responded to a disturbance call in the 600 block of N. Grape St. When officers arrived several people were seen fleeing from the area. Officers searched the area and located a deceased 36-yearold male in the backyard of a residence with multiple gunshots wounds.

Officers detained several people at the scene. Their involvement in the crime is still being determined. Escondido Police detectives responded to the scene to investigate the incident.

The crime is believed to be gang related.

Anyone with information about this case is urged to call Escondido Police at 760-8394722, or leave an anonymous tip at 760-743-TIPS (8477).

Kiwanis Awards Scholarships to Local Marines

The Lake San Marcos Kiwanis Club awarded $1,000 scholarships to four outstanding local Marines

and a Marine spouse. Susy Arneson Guthrie and her husband, Larry Guthrie, started the privately funded Roberta and Bob Gibson Memorial scholarship program last year for Marines and their spouses who are transitioning to civilian jobs.

Pictured are Marines, their families and Kiwanians at the presentation.

Seated, from left: Curtis Martindale, Kayla Martindale and Ivan Gillis. Front row, standing: Lt. Col. Michael Hays, Nicole Martindale, Gunnery Sgt. Curtis Martindale, Cathleen Stevens, Memorie Bunnell, Kayla Bunnell, Susan Arneson Guthrie, Sgt. Cierra Walker and Reagan Fitch Reyna.

Back row: Dick Skay, Sgt. Evan Bunnell, Tom Kumura, Mary Ann Brandreth, Larry Guthrie, Sgt. Miguel Cruz, Sgt. Justin Reyna and Tom Curtis. Marines Martindale, Bunnell, Walker and Cruz and spouse Reyna received the scholarships.

I love kids . . . but when they are illbehaved while I’m dining in a restaurant, or anywhere else, I would gladly string up the parents . . . for it is the parent’s fault when kids are loud, noisy, rude, yammering, running all over the restaurant.

Good Lord! What dumbness much reside in the heads of these parents that refuse to teach their kids how to behave in public.

Man About Town

A tour group of seven Tibetan Monks will conduct a Blessing of the Animals at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society's new San Diego Wildlife Center in Carlsbad on Saturday morning, May 12th beginning at 9:00 AM.

Then, from 10 AM until noon, the monks will be available to bless pets brought in by members of the public.

While RCHS has participated in a number of Blessing of the Animals events during the last 58 years, this is the first time that the wildlife under our care will be included and it's the first time the blessings will be conducted by monks from India.

Two of the monks speak English, and they will be accompanied by a translator.

We had a very nice pasta dinner with a glass of Chianti at one of my favorite eateries (not naming the restaurant because it was not their fault they had idiots for patrons). What promised to be a relaxing and enjoyable dinner was anything but. The food was good but I couldn’t wait to get the check and get out and away. The loudmouth kids and their dad left before we did but the mood was broken and the dinner had not been enjoyable.

Earlier, we had transported Evelyn to the fantastic Physical Therapy unit at Kaiser in San Marcos. I watched and listened as Mark Hruska, the physical therapist, put Evelyn through her paces. Absolutely fascinating to listen to him talk and explain how this exercise affected this muscle and this exercise affected that muscle. Clearly, Mark knows his stuff!

If someone is considering entry into the medical field one might consider physical therapy; typically, a clinic is headed up by a physiatrist (an MD who specialized in Physical Medicine/Physical Therapy). He or she supervised a crew of highly trained and competent physical therapists. It’s magic!

Escondido Country Club Clubhouse Demolished

Escondido Country Club demolition crews began working last week to tear down the remains of the clubhouse at the long-closed Escondido Country Club, six months after a fire destroyed the abandoned building.

The demolition and cleanup, which will take about a month, comes after the earlymorning fire tore through 12,000-square-foot clubhouse on Nov. 22.

The entity paying for the clean up is New Urban West, a developer with plans to buy the roughly 109-acre property and put up 380 homes.

New Urban West said the project will include a $10 million clubhouse with a restaurant, pool and banquet facilities, and a 29-mile greenbelt.

New Urban West has agreed to purchase the land from investor Michael Schlesinger, who bought the struggling country club back in 2012 and closed it a few months later. The deal, however, is held up by a lawsuit filed late last year by opponents hoping to block the housing development.

These folks help us heal so much more quickly and to understand how our bodies work.

One thing I found of interest - it takes at least 12 weeks for the body to heal from the major trauma it has experienced by being cut open and tended to.

During that 12 weeks you are likely to be constantly fatigued. Why? Because your whole body, both physical and emotional, is pouring its healing power into recovery.

This explained why Evelyn has been so tired of late. She’s a very active woman but noticed she needed to take a nap now and then and even after the nap she felt tired and weak. What’s more, if you try to be a “tough guy” and tough it out . . . you simply take away the body’s struggle to heal itself.

My hat is off to the folks at Kaiser.

I’ve been a patient for 25+ years and have almost always been treated like royalty. I’m constantly amazed at their competency, their cheery disposition, and their treatment.

The Paper has some close friends, Paul and Nome Van Middlesworth, owners of The Computer Factory in San Marcos.

Paul and Nome are the longest advertisers in The Paper, being the first to buy an ad after we acquired the old San Marcos News Reporter, renamed it, and went forth with our new baby.

Since that time Paul and Nome have become not only steady, loyal advertisers but very close friends. That, I guess, is why we are hurting here at The Paper. We hurt when friends of

Letters to the Editor A Friedrich Fan

Owner/Publisher of The Paper.

We're a big, proud family of U. S. Marines and we had the pleasure of meeting your writer, Friedrich Gomez, in Oceanside recently where other Marines recognized him on the street and were shaking his hand.

Just want you to know that we've "adopted" him and are true fans of his various articles! He's a bit shy we noticed, but a great and decent human being! Love the cover story on Cruising thru the 1950's and

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ours are hurting and the Van Middlesworth are hurting right now.

They lost their daughter, Julia, to cancer. Julia had been ill for some time and suffered a great deal.

When we got the news from Paul we were at a loss for words. We all knew this was coming but it's still a kick in the guts to hear the news. About the only good thing about this is Julia is no longer suffering such enormous pain.

Not much we can do but to let Paul and Nome know we're sharing this pain and feeling badly for our dear friends of 20 years.

I expect Paul and Nome will get through this . . . but it’s gonna be rough.

Peace be with Julia.

••••• It’s “Meet The Paper Time!”

Once again this year we’ll be holding a meeting at J&M Restaurant, 1215 E. Valley Parkway, Escondido, where we will have most of the staffers that make up The Paper present to meet our readers.

Special Guest of Honor is Friedrich Gomez. We are celebrating Friedrich’s 100th cover story for The Paper.

We will meet Wednesday, May 16th, evening from 7:30 to 9pm. Dinner menus feature the delicious foods J&M

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46 different countries. It is getting more and more popular every year in China.

One of my neighbors told me that he just read where North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, had asked his mother what she wished for on Mother’s Day and she replied: “Thank you, Son, but all I want is a bit of caring and looking-after.”

So, Kim Jong-un put her in a nursing home.

I don’t put a lot of stock in that story, to be honest, but that’s my neighbor. Regardless of the veracity of such story-telling I do recall my Jewish friend, Marilyn, telling me that she asked her mom what she wanted on Mother’s Day and her Jewish mom said: “A doctor for a son-in-law.”

Regardless of Jewish, Christian, Moslem, Hindu or any other spiritual belief, it is a universal trait with all mothers of the world to teach religion in one form or another, such as when they tell us: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet!”

Mothers also are equipped with keen foresight, like Nostradamus, when they say: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

All mothers are also meteorologists

with great training in weather forecasting and weather analysis. This is usually evident when mom tells us: “It looks like a tornado swept through your room!”

Regarding Time-Travel, mothers are on the cutting edge when they say: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

In short, mothers are great teachers in a vast variety of subjects, topics of science, and everything inbetween. For example:

On Logic: “Shut your mouth and eat your food!”

On the Circle of Life: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!”

On Hypocrisy: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – don’t exaggerate!!!”

On Becoming a Contortionist: “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

On the subject of Irony: “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about!”

On Preservation and Order: “If you two kids are going to kill each other, do it outside! I just finished cleaning the house!”

On Reason and Common Sense: “If you cut your toes off with that lawn mower -- don’t come running to me!”

Moms sometimes reach the end of their rope. That’s understandable. I mean, think about all the things you did behind her back and almost

caused all her hair to fall out! And that goes for dad as well. Some things never change. The other day while visiting my friend David, I heard him ask: “Hey Pop, do you mind if I take Friedrich on a ride in your new BMW?” That’s when I saw his dad slowly put his newspaper down and calmly walked up to his son and – nose touching nose – David’s dad slowly saying: “Now Son. Be very careful with my BMW.” Then his dad looked down at the carpet for a dramatic pause, then looked up again and continued: “Son, you saw the movie ‘Passion of the Christ’ didn’t you? Well . . . you don’t want that to happen to you, do you, Son?” David never did take me for that ride in his dad’s Beamer that day, but, I digress. Let’s get back on track with dad’s other side, mom, and her endless schooling in motherhood.

If you think you have a snowball’s chance of fooling mom, you better think twice. You have absolutely no chance against their arsenal of skills. How else can you explain their extraordinary powers of intuition, ESP, and X-ray vision? All moms have super powers that we don’t even know about. How else can you explain their ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3-bedrooms away, while dad is snoring up a storm?

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You see, mom’s ESP and radar devices come with a special operating manual which only moms can read and understand. For instance, one passage from the manual says: “Silence is golden . . . unless you have kids, then it’s just suspicious.”

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cial warnings to defuse any situation first, before resorting to spankings. All moms, everywhere, learn these same basic warning phrases: 1. “I’m gonna give you until the count of three!”

2. “If you don’t clean your room, all this stuff is going into the trash!”

3. “Do that one more time and I’m turning this car around!”

I don’t know about you, but, I’m plumb-fascinated with moms. I once overheard my mom’s secret conversation over the phone with another mom and I got an earful. I heard my mom say: “My kids wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so, I woke them up at 2 a.m. to tell them my sock came off.”

Moms are aware that there are certain steps or stages of “The Principles of Motherhood.”

Basically, what this means is that, in time, mom’s maternity clothes eventually become her regular clothes. And also, that science has proven that husbands live 10 to 20 years longer if they don’t notice or say anything about this.

Preparing for childbirth always happens in 3 basic stages for mothers:

1st Baby: You practice your Lamaze breathing exercises religiously in preparation for labor.

2nd Baby: You don’t bother practicing because you remember that last time breathing didn’t do a damned thing!

3rd Baby: You ask for an epidural in your 7th month. The doctor does not refuse your request because he quickly evaluates your body language: you are holding a loaded gun in your hand!

Trust me on this, we can never do enough for dear ol’ mom. After all, moms don’t just bring us into this world, they do a helluva lot more once we get here. For instance, I once saw an inscription that read: “Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically, and 29 years financially.”

That says it all.

In zillions of ways, moms are simply amazing. Have you ever noticed how mothers will do anything for us? And how much we truly feel loved and accepted by them? Even as a tiny boy of only 5 years of age, I knew how much moms will even sacrifice for us.

We weren’t poor, but we were also far from being rich. My mom was magic. When we would have pie together and there was only one piece left, she’d smile sweetly at me, hug me gently, and then say, “Go on, Honey – that’s your piece.

I already ate mine.”

I never saw but one piece of pie, but I believed my mom that there must have been another slice that she ate when I just wasn’t looking.

At night when I curled up safely

with my mama with sleepy eyes, I would sometimes hear her stomach growling. But, at the time, I never knew what hunger pains were.

Thanks to my magician-mom, who could eat a slice of pie without me seeing her, my stomach never felt empty to make that same sound that her stomach sometimes made at night.

My two older brothers loved playing outside and never spent as much time as I did with mom.

Didn’t matter; mom always loved us all the same, regardless. My sister, Debbie, came much later and like me, she was also in awe of mom’s wisdom and boundless affection which she showered on us all.

Mom never ceased to amaze me.

She just seemed to know everything! She was the smartest person I ever knew. Even to this day, her wisdom has helped guide me through the darkness, and the pain, and the fear which comes with being left alone, without her, to hold my little hand, or pick me up and squeeze me and make me laugh out loud with her, as she once did.

It’s hard for me to understand that I will never, again, be allowed to hug and tell my mom how much I love her – ever again.

She was truly my best friend, as well as being my mom.

To put it in a nutshell, mom’s wisdom and discipline prepared me for life. You see, life doesn’t come with a manual -- it comes with a mom.

All of us have or had moms. And all of us truly understand how much they all mean to us.

It’s truly amazing how our worlds revolve around our moms. Just think of it. Mom and motherhood are words that instantly pop up visions of happiness, holidays, family picnics, bright sunshine, and feelings of love and unconditional acceptance.

Sometimes when you think you don’t have a friend in the whole wide world, or that you just hate yourself and slam your bedroom door in an expression of ultimate frustration, your mom knows just when to talk, and just how to say the right words that have more power, more medicine, more healing than any super hero you’ve ever grown to admire.

At various moments I can both laugh out loud, or suddenly become quiet and hang my head in knowing that I truly miss my mom and will never again hug her and look into her angel-like eyes and see myself reflected in them and realizing that no one could ever possibly love more than a mother loving her small child.

Memories can be bittersweet.

Science doesn’t show it, but moms

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Attention Ford Lovers, but maybe not for long. Ford has plans to discontinue a number of its car lines in the next few years and concentrate on trucks. This means that 90% of their production will be trucks. Consider yourself warned.

When I was a young boy my father, who was in the car business, drove home a very small car that he took the liberty to drive the last half block approaching our house on the sidewalk, much to the chagrin of a couple of neighbors. What an impression that left on me and my pals who witnessed in disbelief. This car was an American Bantam. This week’s mystery car is an English version of such a car.

The English “Sir” who was responsible for launching this small car in 1922, did so to wrest sales from the light cycle cars and sidecarequipped motorcycles that the British loved so much at that time.

They joined forces with the producer of motorcycle sidecars. The result was a very cute little British car. It had room for two adults and two children, four wheel brakes (with separate front and rear wheel activators) and a single transverse spring in the front and quarter-eliptics in the rear suspension. The “L” head 4-cylinder engine was 696cc, but enlarged to 747 cc after the first 100 cars were produced. Notice the little smoker’s vent in the roof …quite ahead of its time, don’t you think. I say old chap what do you think this bloody little car was called?

Answer: Austin-Swallow Two Door Saloon Ford Model T

Better roads without higher taxes

Even before the recent increase, Californians were paying some of the highest gasoline taxes in the United States. Despite this, our highways were consistently rated among the nation’s worst, and we were told a drastic tax increase would be necessary to fix the problem. But is that really true?

Well no, it’s not. Alternatives that would generate billions for transportation without raising taxes are on the table. If we can ensure that fees and taxes paid by transportation system users are actually dedicated to fixing our roads, we can devote major funding to relieving traffic congestion without increasing taxes.

So where would the money come from? To start, transportation funding would be streamlined by removing regulatory red tape that increases costs by slowing street repairs. Accountability would be improved by expanding audits for major transportation projects to make sure we’re getting maximum bang for our transportation tax bucks. Revenue sources would include billions from motor vehicle sales and use taxes, existing vehicle insurance taxes, and from the return of truck weight fees, miscellaneous

Answer: Austin-Swallow two Door SaloonFord Model T

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transportation revenues, Caltrans efficiencies, and more.

All funds would be distributed directly to transportation projects, including billions for local streets and roads, for new highway capacity and traffic relief projects, as well as for maintenance and other needs.

Passage of SB 1 last year increased vehicle registration fees and fuel taxes by 12/20 cents per gallon for gasoline and diesel, with most “highway lane-capacity-increasing projects” strictly prohibited. Much of that funding is earmarked for non-highway projects including parks and apprenticeships, with no guarantee that any of the money must be spent on roads.

As always, I support cost-effective proposals to maintain and improve state highways, without adding to the excessive tax burden on California’s long-suffering drivers.

Minority Floor Leader Marie Waldron, R-Escondido, represents the 75th Assembly District in the California Legislature, which includes the communities of Bonsall, Escondido, Fallbrook, Hidden Meadows, Pala, Palomar Mountain, Pauma Valley, Rainbow, San Marcos, Temecula, Valley Center and Vista.

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permeate the universe, like stardust.

Ships are referred to in the feminine pronoun such as ‘she’ or ‘her.’

When I was away from mom on the high seas, serving my country, all military personnel referred to all our warships in such a manner: “She’s going out for sea-trials next week,” or “Her top speed is 40 knots in battle alert.”

Even our war birds (military planes to you civilians), are collectively referenced as ‘she’ or ‘her.’ And our own Native Americans refer to this spinning blue planet which nurtures, feeds and raises us, as simply, “Our Mother Earth.”

My mom bore the rich Irish name of Molly. She always told me she loved her name that her mama gave her. The doctors said my mom’s heart stopped beating because it was flawed. I still find that hard to believe. How could such a perfect heart made out of solid gold, ever be flawed? To me, mom had the purest heart fashioned out of 24carat gold bullion. She had the heart of a saint.

Mom always taught me things that sometimes made me question the world around me. For example, a psychiatrist on television once said that the notion of “Love at first sight” was just an illusion; a fanciful notion found only in unrealistic soap operas and syrupy love songs.

Recently, at Cruisin’ Grand, here in Escondido, I ventured into a corner store and in the rear of the store I saw a plaque sitting on the floor. It had various quotes of mothers to their children. I found one sentence that seemed to jump out at me. It said something I needed to hear. It read: “May you always know how deeply you are loved, how your life shines brightly. And how your heart is never alone. May our spirits be connected always.”

Mom, if you’re reading this, somehow, somewhere, please know how much I still love you. And how much I still miss you. And Mom, I only hope I’ve made you proud of me.

A little girl was once asked where her home was. And she answered: “Where my mom is.” No philosopher, no poet, no sage in all of history can improve on that little girl’s answer.

Happy Mother’s Day to you, Mom, if you’re reading this.

And to all the moms out there reading this, this article is dedicated to you. I send you all my love, along with bushels of hugs. Happy Mother’s Day and may God richly bless you!

Then I hugged her.

What troubles me is that mom always taught me the wisest things in life, and yet, I found a serious flaw in her reasoning. Sometimes, when I’m walking all by myself on a sunny day on Grand Avenue here in Escondido or in San Diego, on Armstrong Street where I finished elementary school, I’ll revisit our modest house which still stands.

I’ll walk the familiar streets, remembering things from the past and, sometimes, I’ll smile slightly and look upward to the endless sky and whisper: “Mom, you were wrong. I still miss you. And I still need you in my life.”

8 Presidents to Study

There are eight Presidents of the 20th century whom students of history should study to understand what made America the dominant global nation.

Today’s young people, for the most part, pay little attention to history and take for granted America’s position in the world. It was no accident how we got here.

While today’s President Donald Trump is an easy target for his bombastic style, his isn’t that much different than Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt, the turnof-the 20th century president who found himself in the Oval Office due to the assassination of President William McKinley.

Roosevelt, a Republican, believed in a strong Navy. He had the Navy’s “Great White Fleet” circle the globe to demonstrate the nation’s growing power. T.R. believed in his so-called “Big Stick” policy – “Walk softly but carry a big stick.”

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

However, probably one of the best presidents during the century arguably was Harry S. Truman. Known among detractors as “His Accidency,” Truman ascended to the presidency like T.R. Roosevelt. He was FDR’s vice president and when Roosevelt died a few weeks into his fourth term. Truman, who was the only high school graduate of the century to become president, moved into the Oval office.

Teddy oversaw the building of the Panama Canal, opening the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific, cutting in half the time needed to go from ocean to ocean without traveling around South America.

I believe mom, over the universityeducated psychiatrists.

I remember staring long and silent at what my mom had just told me. I answered her as best I could, “Mama, I will always need you in my life.”

by Tom Morrow

Franklin D. Roosevelt has been called America’s greatest president. He served more than 12 years, guiding the nation through the dark years of the 1930s into five years of World War II. Dozens of books have been written on FDR, making his presidency the pivotal time of the century.

It was as if my mom was in the store that day. As if she were speaking to me, again.

Yet, when my mom clutched me tightly she would often say to me: “When you were born, and the nurse first placed you into my arms, believe me, it was love at first sight.”

As a small child I would always tell her, “Mommy, you are the smartest person in the universe.” And she would answer me, “Honey, you’re gonna grow up someday, and things will change and you won’t always think of me this way. You’ll have your own life, and you won’t need me anymore.”

Historically Speaking

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Roosevelt was placed in the vice presidency by the Republicans to get rid of him. As governor of New York, he had been such a thorn to old-guard politicians they wanted to put him where he couldn’t do any harm. It backfired.

Once in the presidency, T.R. created havoc in both government and business with a vast variety of reforms, (sound familiar?) Among other monikers, he became known as the “Trust Buster.”

Admittedly, Woodrow Wilson was a significant president, primarily for his leadership in World War I and being the architect of the League of Nations, forerunner of the United Nations. But, Wilson’s impact on U.S. history pales in comparison to other 20th century chief executives. Still, he deserves a perusal in order to understand how the nation pulled itself into ‘20s and ‘30s isolationism.

Herbert Hoover is best remembered for supposedly being an ineffective, even a bad president. He was a complicated character, yet an important historical figure. Some 15 years after leaving office, he was asked by President Harry Truman to organize the feeding of millions of Europeans after World War II. Hoover was one of the richest, selfmade men to sit in the White House. But his greatest accomplishment being a humanitarian before and after becoming president. He led America’s efforts to feed post-war Europe. While he gets the brunt of the blame for the Great Depression, the worst economic disaster in history. Truman pondered that “Mr. Hoover didn’t cause the Depression, it was created for him.”

Harry S. Truman

FDR never confided in Truman about the atomic bomb. He was told about the $2 billion World War II project after assuming office. He had to make the decision to drop the two bombs on Japan, known as “Fat Man” and “Little Boy.” It was his most momentous, (and one of the century’s most important) decision. An estimated half-million U.S. troops and as many as 1.5 million Japanese were saved from death that would have occurred in assaulting the mainline of Japan.

With Truman, the so-called “Cold War” began and lasted for more than 40 years until Ronald Reagan built up American armed forces to the point it caused the Soviet Union to go broke trying to keep up.

Reagan was one of the nation’s most charismatic chief executives. Staunchly anti-Communist, Reagan dedicated himself to defeating the Soviet Union in order to end the Cold War that had existed since the end of World War II. Among his many accomplishments, causing the collapse of the Soviet Union. The world took a deep breath as the two super powers backed away from a nuclear war.

For those of you who have children or grandchildren who are bored with or lacking in history, you might suggest they read this column. It might help.

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The Pastor Says . . .

Timothy is one of those.

Pastor Hal Seed New Song Community Church, Oceanside

In 62 A.D., one of the greatest minds in history wrote a letter to his favorite protégé. The letter was filled with advice and encouragement about how to make a difference in a culture driven by power and pleasure pursuits. The letter, known simply as “1 Timothy,” is as relevant today as the day it was written. It’s all about how to lead successfully in a counter-cultural way.

History holds a handful of books that have stood the test of time: books written over 400 years ago that are still around and read today. 1

During the months of May and June, I’ll be walking the congregation of New Song Community Church through this letter, a few paragraphs at a time. I invite you to join us.

It’s quite possible, I would say even likely that what you learn from it will change you and equip you to live better in our power and pleasure-pursuing society.

New Song holds services at 5 p.m. Saturday night as well as 9 and 11 a.m. Sunday mornings. We’re located at 3985 Mission Avenue in Oceanside.

Our website is www.newsongchurch.com.

Years ago, I wrote a book called The God Questions. It’s sold over 400,000 copies. If you’ll show up to one of our services, I’ll give you a free copy as a way of saying thanks for being with us.

God bless your day!

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San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond To celebrate National Water Safety Month, the City of San Marcos is hosting free water safety events:

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WATER SAFETY DAY Saturday, May 12 from 12:30 to 2:30 pm | Las Posas Pool Get ready for summer at Water Safety Day by participating in games and activities to learn how to be safe in and around all kinds of water. Stay and play for free and experience the City’s inflatable obstacle course. Attend and purchase your Annual Splash Pass Memberships at a discount.

WORLD’S LARGEST SWIM LESSON Thursday, June 21 at 1:30 pm | Las Posas &

Woodland Pools San Marcos Aquatics is joining thousands of children and adults around the globe in participating in the World’s Largest Swimming Lesson Guinness World Record attempt for the largest swimming lesson ever conducted. Register in advance at www.sanmarcos.net/register.

POOLSIDE CPR San Marcos Aquatics and the San Marcos Fire Department are teaming up to provide Poolside CPR lessons. Fire personnel will be on site several times throughout the summer to teach residents how to recognize when CPR is needed and what to do poolside in the event of emergencies.

To learn visit www.san-marcos.net/aquatics.

Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed

Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series

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jumps out and attacks his dog.

• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

Weaving, officer? Do you SEE a loom?

Stop trying to make everybody happy.

You're not tequila!

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, what would you choose?

divorce!

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But .... the decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Red or white?

I've decided to go into the song writing business. Titles are important . . . my initial efforts:

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a

~~~ I don't repeat gossip. So listen carefully.....

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...

If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place...

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

The National Institutes of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins .

beautifying downtown. Ten years ago, the City of Vista launched Kites Over Vista, a public exhibit of large-scale sculptures that either “resemble kites” or create a wind motion. Over this time, 72 kites have been displayed and fifteen have become permanent fixtures in Vista, after being purchased and donated to either the City or the Vista Unified School District or to Alta Vista Botanical Gardens. I hope to see you at the celebration! For more information on the artists and the walking tour, please visit VistaPublicArt.com.

Oceanside • Mayor Peter Weiss

Concert time in Oceanside

Ainsley's Angels of America is a nationally known organization that is currently in over 28 states. Robin Totsch is the local ambassadorship in Southern California which covers from Los Angeles to the Mexico border.

Below is a list of their events for the month of May. Anyone can go onto their website, register for free to join their family, and become an Angel.

May 12, 2018 Family Fun Run- Oceanside/ Yellow Stairway 12k Virtual Run

Where: Joe's Crab Shack 314 Harbor Drive Oceanside, CA 92054 Time: 1300 (1:00 pm)

The new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs!

2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."

“You Stuck My Heart In an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log”.

An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

Each year, the Public Arts Commission selects new kite sculptures to be featured in this wonderful public exhibit showcasing local artists and

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

I have two lists: 1) "people I'm not speaking to" and 2) "people who wish they were on list number one".

“If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will.”

Please join us in celebrating the 1 0 t h anniversary of the Kites Over Vista program on Saturday, May 12 at the AVO Playhouse on Main Street.

Refreshments will be served at 3 pm and a 30 minute tour of the Kites sculptures downtown will begin at 4:30 pm.

Celebrating Kites Over Vista!

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."

(Now that is beautiful)

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GiGi Playhouse 5k/ Fun Donut DashSan Diego, Ca https://www.sandiegorunningco.com/ gigis-playhouse

Where: Crown Point Park, San Diego, California Race Time: 0900 am Meet Up Time: 0800 am

This particular run will support Gigi's Playhouse. This organization supports and assists those who have been diagnosed with Down Syndrome, providing therapeutic assistance, resource and career building programs.

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height.." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?

He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

11 Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January) 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you?

Is it ignorance or apathy?'

He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

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Get ready for Win 10 version 1803

Version 1803, AKA “build 17133” to Microsoft insiders, is the fifth brand new OS (operating System) Microsoft has installed since introducing Windows 10 on July 29, 2015.

If you started with the original version of Win 10, Microsoft has completely uninstalled your OS and reinstalled a brand new OS at least four times.

Microsoft planned to “roll out” (begin mandatory installation) of its latest OS, (version 1803) in early April but they found more than the “acceptable” level of bugginess. They delayed the “roll out” until last week in order to fix some of

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Center to Hold Smartphone Class on Friday, May 18th - The Gloria McClellan Center will host a free smartphone class Friday, May 18, at 10:00am at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive in Vista. For intermediate users, this class will focus on navigating your smart home devices.

Registration is required. Call 760-643-5281 or register online at www.gmacvista.com.

Center to Show “Matinee Movie” Friday, May 18 - The Gloria McClellan Center will screen a new movie release Friday, May 18, at 1:00pm, at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive in Vista. Call 760-643-5282 for the movie title.

Free movie and refreshments. Closed captioning for the hearing impaired. The Center is a one-stop hub of services that range from lunch, travel/trips, transportation, exercise, classes, clubs, and various other activities for Vista’s older adult community.

MiraCosta Horticulture Club Plant Sale It’s that time again! We are getting ready for the plant sale and hope you are able to come see what turns up this year. Hours: Saturday, May 19, 9am to 3pm; and Sunday, May 20, 12noon to 3pm. The same place it was last year -- 4606 Sheridan Rd, Oceanside.

TERC Meeting is Monday, May 21st Michael Vu, the San Diego County Registrar of Voters, will be the guest speaker for The Escondido Republican Club on Monday, May 21, 2018. He has been serving as the Registrar since December 2012 and is responsible for election administration of one of the largest election jurisdictions in the country with a registered voter population of over 1.67 million. The meeting will be held at the Cocina del Charro Restaurant, 890 W. Valley Parkway, Escondido. Checkin begins at 11:30am with the lunch buffet service beginning at 11:45am. The meeting begins promptly at noon and concludes at 1:00pm. Cost is $15 per person; payment by cash or check only. Make your reservation

Each time Microsoft force feeds a new OS to its Win10 user base, business picks up here at the Computer Factory.

Previous versions were 1709 (Redstone 3) in October 2017, 1703 (Redstone2) in April 2017 and 1607 (Redstone 1) in August of 2016, While Microsoft does try to keep update problems to a minimum, each new version crashes millions of Win 10 PCs. Typically a repair involves reinstalling the new version from scratch including all drivers and updates. Depending on whether or not files must be saved, this will cost the Win 10 user between $105 and $150 in our shop.

Get used to it. Privacy is dead.

You simply cannot live in a modern world and expect to maintain any semblance of personal privacy. Churches, businesses, political parties, governments; everyone is busy collecting your personal data for one reason or another.

Microsoft is simply the most annoying because their method of collecting data interferes with our use of our own personal computers and costs us time and money.

HDD. These integrated systems sold for over $2500 just three years ago and they are three to five times faster than the average PCs in stores today. We have them for less than one forth of their original sales price. For day traders, accountants and other multi monitor users we picked up some dual Viewsonic 22 inch monitor desk sets for $225 (mounting stand and monitors).

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On a happier note, we got a new shipment of high end “refurbs” last week that are pretty incredible. One example is a pair of ALL-In-One commercial workstations that include 24 inch monitors, Quad core i7 CPU, 16GB RAM and 1.0TByte

Of course we still have a complete range of Win7/10 desktop and notebook refurb PCs at prices for $100 to $400. If you have a special need in a new desktop or notebook just ask.

As Cactus Jack says, “If we ain’t got it or cain’t git it, you sure as hell don’t need it.”

Microsoft’s excuse for costing its users billions in repairs and lost time is that each new Windows “version” offers improved service and security that are worth far more than the problems created. While there may be a smidgeon of truth in this argument, the real truth is that each new version of Win10 is designed to improve Microsoft’s ability to capture your personal information, usage patterns and preferences for the purpose of helping Microsoft better compete with Amazon, Google, Face Book, Apple and all the others who make a living monetizing your private life.

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Carlsbad Republican Women to Welcome Two State Candidates at Meeting - John Cox, 2018 candidate for CA Governor, and Mark Mueser, 2018 candidate for CA Secretary of State will be the guests at the Tuesday, May 22nd meeting of the Carlsbad Republican Women Federated club.

Both major Republican candidates are working tirelessly to return Republicans to statewide offices in 2018. John Cox will present “Let’s Take Back California!” Mark Meuser will address, “Voter Fraud in CA and Why We Need a New Secretary of State.”

As the next Governor, John Cox wants to reclaim California and bring conservative, business-minded leadership back to our state. A successful businessman and CPA, John built his own business from scratch to a $200 million enterprise with almost 100 employees. He has been a conservative leader for more than 35 years, serving on Jack Kemp’s national steering committee and as Newt Gingrich’s California Finance Chair.

He was a leader of the successful effort to remove disgraced Democrat Mayor Bob Filner in San Diego, and a major backer of the Paycheck Protection campaign to rein in the corrupting power of the public employee unions and the current Repeal the Gas Tax initiative. John is both a fiscal and social conservative, supports 2nd Amendment rights, and strongly opposes Jerry Brown’s “Sanctuary State” and boondoggles like the High Speed Rail “Train to Nowhere.” He is active in charitable organizations, and serves as a Board member for the San Diego USO. He also founded an organization that repairs homes of low-income seniors and individuals with disabilities. John has four daughters and lives with his wife Sarah in San Diego where they are active in and attend Nativity Catholic Church.

Mark Meuser believes California needs a

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Carlsbad Republican Women Federated general meetings are held the fourth Tuesday of the month at the Green Dragon Tavern and Museum, 6115 Paseo del Norte, Carlsbad, 92011. Doors open at 11:00am; the program begins at 11:30am.

Cost is $30/Members and $35/non-members. For more information contact Ann at (760) 4157006 or annie13035@yahoo.com. Please RSVP by Wednesday, May 16th.

Brandon Gallery Happenings for May – Art of the Portrait 2018, juried and judged

by Alla Bartoshchuk, and will be on display from May 1-31 at the Gallery. The Best of Show was “Flower Girl” oil by Richard Warner. Other awards: First place, “The Artist” oil by Bess Cheong; Second place, “Coral” oil byDiana Bennett; Third place

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by Joseph Curiel; and Founders Award “My Blue Eyes” watercolor by Janice CiprianiWillis. A Reception will be held on Saturday, May 12, from 5-7pm; public welcome.

Ongoing is the Life Drawing with Taylor Gallegos. Brandon Gallery, 105 N. Main Ave., Fallbrook, 92028, 760.723.1330; open Tuesday-Saturday, 10am-4pm. info@fallbrookbrandongallery.org; or website at www.fallbrookbrandongallery.org.

Municipal Gallery May Events – At the Escondido Arts Partnership Municipal Gallery, events for May include an Artists receptions during Second Saturday Artwalk on May 12, from 5:30-8pm. Join in the fun with art, music, games and more at the Art Alley in front of the gallery at the Grand Avenue Festival on Sunday, May 20th, 9am5pm. Exhibitions May 11-June 2, Refresh: past, present, future.

Upcoming Art Receiving, Contemporary Realism.

Submission days are Friday, May 18th and Saturday, May 19th, 11am-4pm. Juror: Alessandra Moctezuma. Novel Ideas: Books, Print & Pulp. Submission days, Friday, June 15th and Saturday, June 16, 11am-4pm. The exhibition July 13-August 4. Celebrate words using paper, prints, ink, paint, calligraphy, multimedia, and art books.

All mediums accepted. Juror: Elaine Antoniuk. Like to volunteer? EAP strives to provide a community art space for all to enjoy, and sometimes we need a little help from the community. If interested in volunteering, please email us at mail@escondidoarts.org.

Facebook pages to like: Escondido Arts Partnership Municipal Gallery; Recycled Material Fashion Runway Event; Nike Charitable Art Foundation; and Poets INC Inland North County.

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The organization offers over 1,800 classes and activities and operates an intergenerational tutoring program in over 100 schools throughout San Diego County.

Oasis catalogs with the class offerings for 2018 summer classes are now available. For details on classes and program sites throughout North County, please contact Oasis at 760-7966020 or visit www.sandiegooasis.org. North County office: 210 Park Avenue, Escondido 92026; 760.796.6020.

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CHORAL CONCERT - SWEET ADELINES AND GIRLS CONCERT CHOIR - On Sunday, May 20, at 3:30pm, the First United Methodist Church of Escondido (341 S. Kalmia St.) will host a choral concert featuring the San Diego Chorus Sweet Adelines International and the Girls Concert Choir of the San Diego Children's Choir. This concert is part of the church's 2017-18 Music Series. A free-will offering will be accepted, and a reception with the artists will follow the concert.

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BBQ + Wine (and Beer) = Success! – Every time is the right time for BBQ; get your tickets now for the Encinitas Rotary Wine & Food Festival, benefiting local charities. The event will be on Saturday, June 2nd, from 5pm-8pm, at the Encinitas Ranch Golf Course, 1275 Quail Gardens Drive, Encinitas. Thank you to That Boy Good for signing on for the Festival; That Boy Good has been supporting the youth in Lifeline’s Club Crown Heights program for years.

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parade entries are expected to march, roll, walk, and drive down historic Highway 101.

This, the 24th Annual Oceanside Independence Parade will honor three Hometown Heroes. The Grand Marshal this year, and the first Hometown Hero to be recognized is Jim Wood, former mayor of Oceanside. An Oceanside resident since 1955, Wood spent almost all of his adult life in public service. He was an Oceanside police officer for 31 years before serving on the council and mayor for the last 16 years.

He retired in January. The Hometown Heroes theme was selected to celebrat those like Wood who have made an extraordinary difference in the Oceanside community. our nation, our city and local businesses. “We owe so much to our Oceanside community partners and parade sponsors”, said MainStreet Oceanside executive director, Rick Wright. “A local tradition since 1892, this parage is made possible by the assistance of over 100 volunteers. To participate or volunteer in the parade, complete the parade or volunteer application at www.oceansideparade.com. Other contacts: Parade Committee chair and Sunset Market manager is Cathy Nykiel, sunsetmarket@pacbell.net or 760.754.4512.

Gumaro Escarcega, Main Street Program Manager at MainStreet Oceanside, 701 Mission Avenue, Oceanside, 92054; 760.754.4512-office or 619.519.2027-cell phone #; www.msoceanside.com; www.sunsetmarket.com; and www.oceansideparade.com.

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#2018-9010374 The name of the business: MC Plumbing and Construction, located at 220 N. Citrus Ave, #C, Vista, Ca. 92084.

This business is registered by Christopher Michael McComb 220 N. Citrus AVe #C Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business:3/26/18. /s/ Christopher Michael McComb Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/18/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9009889 The name of the business: xG Technologies, located at 997 Tucana Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by Jay Nobuo Inouye 997 Tucana Drive San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: n/a. /s/ Jay Nobuo Inouye Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/12/2018 4/19, 4/26, 5/03 & 5/10/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9009289 The name of the business: A-1 Arrow Inc, dba A-1 Rain Gutters, A-1 Rain Gutters, located at 630 Superior St., Escondido, Ca. 92029.

This business is registered by A-1 Arrow, Inc 630 Superior St. Escondido, Ca. 92029 This business is conducted by a corporation First day of business: 10/10/02. /s/ Mark Richardson, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/05/2018 4/19, 4/26, 5/03 & 5/10/20188 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010298 The name of the business: Precise Manufacturing, Inc., located at 1080 Linda Vista Drive, Ste C, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by Precise Manufacturing, Inc. 2449 Cades Way Ste A Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: 3/01/1997 /s/ Alejandro Joosan Vasquez, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/17/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9008852 The name of the business: A Better Way Out Bail Bonds, located at 2251 San Diego Ave., #A247, San Diego, CA. 92110.

This business is registered by North Coast Bail Bonds, Inc. 2251 San Diego Ave., #A-247 San Diego, CA. 92110 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: 5/1/13. /s/ Aaron Grundstein, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/02/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9009603 The name of the business: V & B Beauty, located at 844 W. San Marcos Blvd., Suite 113, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by Vanessa Padilla 180 Palmyra Dr. Vista, Ca. 92084 Brenda V. Gutierrez Alatorre 10 Creekside Dr. Unit 225 San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by a General Partnership.

First day of business:n/a. /s/ Vanessa Padilla Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/9/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9008990 The name of the business: Teca’s Massage Therapy, located at 724 Pearwood St., Oceanside, CA. 92057.

This business is registered by Tereza Urquiza Cavalcanti 724 Pearwood St. Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 2/1/18 /s/ Tereza Urquiza Cavalcanti Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/03/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018

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#2018-9010482 The name of the business: The Beauty Lounge, located at 603 Vista Way Oceanside, Ca. 92054.

This business is registered by Marta A Alvarez 3911 Celeste Dr. Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/19/16 /s/ Marta A Alvarez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/19/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010643 The name of the business: Best Fashion, located at 635 W. Mission Ave., Escondido, CA 92025.

This business is registered by Adriana Gomez 4031 Altura Dr. Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 6/10/2011. /s/ Adriana Gomez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/20/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9009216 The name of the business: Foundation Chiropractic, Foundation Carlsbad, Foundation Chiropractic Carlsbad, located at 785 Grand Avenue, Suite 100 Carlsbad, CA. 92008 This business is registered by Dean Fauce Chiropractic, Inc. 2745 Jefferson ST. l#A Carlsbad, CA. 92008 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: n/a. /s/ Michael Zachary Fauce Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/05/2018 4/19, 4/26, 5/03, & 5/10 /2018

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#2018-9011582 The name of the business: Mr. A’s Liquor, located at 254 Vista Village Drive, Vista, CA. 92084.

This business is registered by Do Investment Group LLC 254 Vista Village Drive Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company.

First day of business: 1/01/2018 /s/ Khiem Do, Managing Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 5/01/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018

#2018-9010820 The name of the business: Joint Vault, located at 668 Rodd Road, Vista, Ca. 92084.

This business is registered by Charles Sakofsky 668 Rodd Road Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/23/2018 /s/ Charles Sakofsky Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9010586 The name of the business: Paris Beauty & Fashion, located at 964 El Pico Ct., Vista, Ca. 92083.

This business is registered by Alena Andreyevna Sysoyev 964 El Pico Ct. Vista, CA. 92083 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: n/a /s/ Alena Andreyevna Sysoyev Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/19/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018

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#2018-9010857 The name of the business: Luxury Dream Designs, Pillows by Dream Design, located at 1669 Ceanothus Court, Carlsbad, Ca. 92011.

This business is registered by Clifford and Bettina Carroll Pratt 1669 Ceanothus Court Carlsbad, CA. 92011 This business is conducted by a married couple First day of business: 4/23/2018 /s/ Clifford Pratt Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010924 The name of the business: Fresh Start Cleaning Systems, Fresh Start Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning, Fresh Start Cleaning, located at 625 Hillcrest, Vista, Ca. 92081.

This business is registered by Dwight W. & Regina Smith 625 Hillcrest FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Vista, CA. 92081 STATEMENT This business is conducted by a #2018-9008045 married couple The name of the business: Pro- First day of business: 1/01/1990 /s/ Dwight W. Smith Weld, located at 906 Boardwalk Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Ste A, San Marcos, CA. 92069.

Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/24/2018 This business is registered by 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

David Maldonado Jr. 43502 Calle Carabana Temecula, CA. 92592 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 5/16/97 /s/ David Maldonado, Jr. Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/22/2018 4/19, 4/26, 5/03, & 5/10/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010828 The name of the business: Paradise Horticulture, located at 868 Genoa Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078.

This business is registered by Steve Mark Pyle 868 Genoa Way San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/1/2018 /s/ Steve Mark Pyle Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9010775 The name of the business: Montano Irrigation, located at 129 Johnston Lane, San Marcos, CA. 92069.

This business is registered by Unique Irrigation and Landscape, Inc. 129 Johnston Lane San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: 2/26/2018 /s/ Juan Montano, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

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#2018-9009830 The name of the business: Tasty Pho, located at 1250 S. Santa Fe Ave.#K, Vista, CA. 92084.

This business is registered by Nhung Nguyen 415 Plymouth Dr. #7 Vista, Ca. 92083 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 3/31/2018 /s/ Nhung Nguyen Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/11/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9011295 The name of the business: Ocean Car, LLC, located at 1441 Industrial Avenue, Escondido, CA. 92029.

This business is registered by Ocean Car, LLC 1471 Indusrial Ave. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company.

First day of business: n/a. /s/ Leibnitz B. Cruz Dalmau, Manager Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/26/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9010676 The name of the business: GoodFight Services, located at 1876 College Blvd., #127, Oceanside, CA. 92056.

This business is registered by Daniel J. Camacho 1876 College Blvd., #127 Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/20/2018 /s/ Daniel J. Camacho Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/20/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME #2018-9011296 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME: Ocean Car Auction, located at 1471 Industrial Ave., Escondido, Ca. 92029. The Fictitious Business Name referred to above was filed in San Diego County on 6/12/17 and assigned File no. 2017-015275, is abandoned by the following regisrants: Leibnitz B. Cruz Dalmau and Praxedes Dalmau 1018 N. Santa Fe Ave. Vista, CA. 92083 I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. (A registrant who declares as true any material pursuant to Section 17913 of the Business and Professions code that the registrant knows to be false is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars ($1000). crime). /s/ Leibnitz B. Cruz Dalmau This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 4/26/2018.

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#2018-9011335 The name of the business: Transerv Logistics, located at 1797 Mountain Hills Pl., Escondido, CA. 92029.

This business is registered by Rachel P. and Charles H. Saathoff 1797 Mountain Hills Ct. Escondido, CA. 92029 This business is conducted by a Married Couple.

First day of business: 3/10/18 /s/ Charles H. Saathoff Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

#2018-9010770 The name of the business: Chavas Produce, Inc., located at 2504 S. Santa Fe Ave. C-5, Vista, Ca. 92084.

This business is registered by Chavas Produce Inc. 2504 S. Santa Fe Ave C-5 Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: 4/23/18 /s/ Salvador Vargas Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/23/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

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#2018-9011248 The name of the business: Falcon Electric, located at 4807 Pastel Court, Oceanside, CA. 92057.

This business is registered by Sean Vincent Redward 4807 Pastel Court Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/26/2018 /s/ Sean Vincent Redward Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 4/26/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

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#2018-9012095 The name of the business: Slavic Baptist Church Choose Life, Choose Life Church, located at 1106 Whaley St., Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by Sam and Yelena Aleksandrovna Kolivayko 1987 Spanish Oak Way Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by a Married Couple.

First day of business: 5/01/18 /s/ Sam Kolivayo Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San 5/07/2018 5/10, 5/17, 5/24 & 5/31 /2018

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#2018-9010339 The name of the business: Next Level Engineering, located at 2616 Luciernaga St., Carlsbad, Ca. 92009.

This business is registered by Next Level Eng. 2616 Luciernaga St. Carlsbad, CA. 92009 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business: 4/18/18 /s/ Sean Wood, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/18/2018 4/26, 5/03, 5/10 & 5/17/2018

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#2018-9009916 The name of the business: CF Designs, located at 4537 Morro Bay St., Oceanside, CA. 92057.

This business is registered by Carrie C. Fossati 4537 Morro Bay St. Oceanside, Ca. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 1/20/06 /s/ Carrie C. Fossati Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/12/2018 4/19, 4/26, 5/03 & 5/10/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9011321 The name of the business: Kiki’s Hair Shop, located at 197 S. Las Posas Rd., #1, San Marcos, CA. 92078.This business is registered by Christina Maria Carter 7808 Calle Lomas Carlsbad, CA. 92009 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business: 4/27/18 /s/ Christina Maria Carter Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/27/2018 5/03, 5/10, 5/17 & 5/24/2018

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#2018-9011508 The name of the business: In The Chair, located at o720 South Rancho Santa Fe Rd., San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by Megan Mary O’Drane 2230 Hilton Head Glen Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by an individual.

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