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Among Groucho’s renowned oneliners are “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana,” “While in Africa, one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know,” “Why, I’d horse whip you if I had a horse,” “If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower” and “Women should be obscene and not heard.”
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Puns and malaprops thrive in the same neighborhood, such as the comic pointing out that a colleague’s memory lapse was probably caused by too much Milk of Amnesia. And there’s the press agent who claimed all they had when they began making the epic Biblical movie, “Ben Hur” was “faith, hope and chariots.”
One easy one I remember from youngster days goes like this, “Can February March? No, but April May.” That hauled into mind the old schoolyard throwaway, “My picture wound up in jail, but it was framed.” And the chuckles about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control her pupils.
Included among the list of don’ts in my life is to never talk about infinity because the conversation could go on forever. I also got to thinking a few years ago that it must be confusing to be a young ant because even their uncles are ants.
As we were growing up, my sister applied for a job at the post office but they wouldn’t letter because they said only mails worked there. She got a job at a calendar factory but that didn’t last long because they fired her after she took a day off.
My brother wanted to buy a boat so I told him to look under the For Sail section in the classified ads.
There was the time I ran into my friend and, when I visited him in the hospital, he asked me why I didn’t miss him. He said he was sleeping like a log so I told him he’d have to start looking for a fireplace.
He also had a wife who had a photographic memory. The problem was, she never developed it.
It was after a trip to Australia (honest!) that I got some mileage out of telling people I had trouble remembering how to throw a boomerang but it usually came back to me.
I’ve always thought that becoming a vegetarian would be a big misteak. And there are health nuts trying to ground me because I drink coffee.
As I get older, I avoid funerals because they all start at or about 9 a.m. and I’m not a mourning person. I contacted TJ Maxx on your behalf. It checked your return and verified that it was the correct Gucci bag. It also agreed to refund your purchase but said you had to drop your PayPal dispute first. Once you did, you received a refund of $1,162.
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seeks sponsors and Donors: We are so grateful that you have shown past support for The Foundation for Senior Wellbeing and we hope you will consider contributing again in honor of the 6th anniversary of the Information Resource Center.
Like many of you, The Foundation is continuing to adapt to the "new normal" with this pandemic. During the past two years, we have continued to serve clients by phone and email through the Information Resource Center. We've also expanded new programs such as Coffee Connection and Friendship Tree that work to connect isolated seniors with aging experts or our team of volunteers. Read more about our successes in our recent Annual Report. Help us raise funds to continue this legacy!
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San Marcos SMILE Award presented to Arcela Nuñez-Alvarez
Arcela Nuñez-Alvarez was recently presented with the San Marcos Inspiration, Leadership and Excellence (SMILE) Award by the San Marcos City Council. She was nominated by council member Randy Walton for her leadership and contributions to the San Marcos community.
Nuñez-Alvarez is the co-founder and co-director of Universidad Popular (UP), an organization dedicated to serving the most vulnerable and disadvantaged communities of immigrants, farmworkers and limited English proficient communities in North County. During her career, she has conducted several groundbreaking studies in the areas of civic engagement of the Latinx population.
The San Marcos City Council’s Civic SMILE Award was launched in March 2021 to recognize community members who rise to the top and display the San Marcos ‘Spirit of Service’ in their daily lives. Five individuals are selected to receive this distinguished award annually. Congratulations, Arcela Nuñez-Alvarez! We value your leadership in meaningful community initiatives. Thank you for your service to the San Marcos community.
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I was all set to take pictures of the fog bank the other day but I mist my chances. And waking up this morning to write this opus was an eyeopening experience
Now you readers are going to leave, but be like a good clock and come on back for seconds.
Cecil Scaglione is a long-time newspaper professional; a writer, editor, columnist, travel writer and executive. Escondido • Mayor Paul “Mac” McNamara
Greetings Escondido,
I had the opportunity to help with a tour of city hall by High School students in a “government” class. As part of the tour, we talked a lot about how local government worked and many of them had just turned 18 or were about to turn 18 before the election. I have to admit, I haven’t been that exposed to that age since my own children were younger. I was impressed by their concern for the community, interest in its future, and overall understanding of the challenges we face today. I walked away feeling confident in our future even though I wondered about their style of clothing. But that wonder went away quickly when I looked at some old pictures of my friends in High School.
Since we are in the graduation season, I would like to offer my congratulations to all the graduates of 2022 and their families. We all know that you worked hard to achieve this goal and that sometimes it wasn’t easy. Your persistence has now paid off and that trait will serve you well in life. I hope you feel proud because you should. We have high hopes for your success.
Stay informed, Be Kind, Remember your neighbor, and Stay safe!
Semper Fi, Mac
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I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
I recently paid a visit to the Camarillo State Mental Hospital here in California.A number of the patients were standing in the courtyard serenading us with "Ave Maria." They were singing it absolutely beautifully!
Oddly, each of them was hold a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
After the performance I approached the conductor.
I shot my desk one time. You can smirk, but that desk hasn't given me any trouble since!
"Each of us is a mixture of some good and some not so good qualities. In considering one's fellow man it's important to remember the good things, and to realize his faults only prove he's a human being. We should refrain from making judgments---just because a fella' happens to be a dirty, rotten son-of-a-bitch"
John Wayne's favorite expression engragved on a plaque that he kept on board his first yacht, the "Nor'wester". to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.
But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.24 a day! Just over a dollar an hour.
Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have children if you want to be "rich." It is just the opposite.
What do your get for your $160,140?
Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night.
More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
A hand to hold, usually covered with jam. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.
Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.
For $160,140, you never have to grow up.
You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.
You have an excuse to keep: reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning car-
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When we opened The Computer Factory in 1995, few of our customers were “seniors” (over 60), and neither were we. As the Internet grew to become an ever more important part of our daily lives, that began to change. In the 1990’s, parents who learned to use PCs at work, began to purchase PCs for family and home use. Fast forward to today and those “parents” have become “seniors.” In 1990 fewer than 5% of Americans were using the Internet. By 2000, 50% of Americans were connected. Today over 90% of Americans are Internet connected including nearly 80% of “seniors.” Americans of all ages connect with smart phones, tablets and PCs to communicate, bank, shop, learn, game, gamble, stock trade or be entertained etc. Encyclopedias, dictionaries and reference books gather dust as the Internet is today the main reference source for information. Almost no human activity has been left untouched by the ever growing reach of the Internet. Nothing in human history even comes close to the Worldwide impact the Internet has had on mankind in the past thirty years. Certainly there are positive and negative aspects to the worldwide obsession with the Internet, but it is certain that “connectedness” good or bad, is here to stay.
There has always been a tendency to ascribe any negative behavior observed in an elderly person as simply an unpleasant but inevitable consequence of aging. A slip, a fall, auto accident forgetfulness or ill temper may indeed be a result of age related diminished capacity but not necessarily. These things all happen to younger people too, but unfortunate events or behaviors involving seniors are automatically assumed to be related to the ageing process. The condescending behavior of younger generations toward seniors is well meant and sometimes appreciated, but all too often can make seniors feel uncomfortable and undervalued.
Until the last century, the average LEB (Life Expectancy at Birth) everywhere on Earth was between 35 and 40 years. Some of us have always been able “beat the odds” and survive to a ripe old age, well beyond our productive and reproductive years, but evolution has optimized our bodies to accommodate our reproductive lifespan. Our minds are sharpest at 18 and our muscle strength at 25. We hold on to most of these assets until around 40 and then we begin the long slow decline in brain and muscle power. Through rigorous mental and physical exercise we can maintain and even increase our strength and mental acuity well into our golden years, but that takes a lot of work and discipline, more than most of us are willing to commit. But there is a wonderful offset to the gradual deterioration of our mental and physical capabilities, we humans never stop learning. Experience and education can more than compensate for the loss of a few million neurons each year. A summary of scientific studies in the March 17th “Business Insider” provided the following statistics. We peak in earning power in our late 40s, mathematic ability around 50, our ability to understand others emotions in our early 50s, our vocabulary tops out in our 70s and 82 year olds have the highest feeling of psychological well being. With a lifetime of learning and experience it seems odd that Internet scammers would make “seniors” their number one targets and victims. In Part II of this column next week we discuss the reasons why “seniors” are targets, the tactics scammers use to steal their money, the idiosyncracies that make them susceptible to scams and what countermeasures can be used to insulate “seniors” against Internet fraud.
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The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
Brenda and Steve took their six-yearold son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours.”
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.
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toons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars.
You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.
For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.
You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.
You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.
You get to be immortal.
You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.
You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.
In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.
You have all the power to heal a booboo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. GRANDKIDS, EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE OR MIGHT BE GIVING UP!
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
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"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church. (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex...
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the prob
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'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blondehaired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask.
'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...
"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.
In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands." With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.
Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy. "How much?" asked the little boy..
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011249 The name of the business: Denny’s Auto Transport, located at 8022 Entrada De Luz, San Diego, Ca. 92127 Registrant Information: Richard Thomas Denny 8022 Entrada De Luz San Diego, CA. 92127 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 4/28/22. /s/ Richard Thomas Denny Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/13 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/2 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9009785 The name of the business: Maybe.SnowCo. located at 921 Sugarloaf Blvd., Big Bear, CA. 92314 Registrant Information: Jordan Thibault 921 Sugarloaf Blvd. Big Bear, CA. 92314 Davin Heil 1205 N. Melrose Dr. Vista, CA. 92083 This business is operated by General Partnership. First day of business n/a. /s/ Davin Heil Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 4/27/2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/2 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010980 The name of the business: The Sanctuary, located at 1114 S. Ditmar, Apt B, Oceanside, Ca. 92054. Registrant Information: Richard Slaton 1114 S. Ditmar, Apt B Oceanside, Ca. 92054. This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/11/22. /s/ Richard Slaton Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/11/2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/2 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010915 The name of the business: Klaman Events, located at 753 Avenida Leon, San Marcos, CA. 92069. Registrant Information: Johanne Gnagne 753 Avenida Leon San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business May 10, 2022. /s/ Johanne Gnagne Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/10 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/02 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010928 The name of the business: Playkool Daycare, located at 2173 Via Sonora, Oceanside, Ca. 92054. Registrant Information: Michelle Brockavich 2173 Via Sonora Oceanside, Ca. 92054 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 4/14/09. /s/ Michelle Brockavich Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/10 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/02 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010950 The name of the business: Dion Terry Art; Dion Terry Tattoo, located at 4675 Cass St., San Diego, Ca. 92109. Registrant Information: Dion Evans Terry 340 Avalon Dr. Vista, Ca. 92084 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 3/22/2022. /s/ Dion Terry Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/10 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/02 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011115 The name of the business: Luxe Nails Lounge, located at 3881 Mission Avenue, Suite C5, Oceanside, Ca. 92058. Registrant Information: TDT Luxe Corp. 13361 Jessica Drive Garden Grove, CA. 92843 This business is operated by a corporation. First day of business n/a. /s/ Toby Nguyen Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/12 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/02 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010461 The name of the business: Cutest Thing Ever, located at 339 Marcos St. Apt 122, San Marcos, Ca. 92069. Registrant Information: Maricela Calixto 339 Marcos St. Apt 122 San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business n/a. /s/ Maricela Calixto Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/04 /2022, 5/19, 5/26, 6/2 & 6/09/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011289 The name of the business: Dyer-Maker; Dyermaker Media & Arts, located at 3132 Tiger Run Ct., Ste 102, Carlsbad, CA. 92010. Registrant Information: Kenneth M. and Beth C. Curry 5088 Nighthawk Way Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is operated by a Married Couple. First day of business n/a.Beth C. Curry Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/13/2022, 5/26, 6/2, 6/9 & 6/16/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011835 The name of the business: Eema’s Heartstone Cuisine, located at 1487 Goldrush Way, Oceanside, CA. 92057 Registrant Information: Maia Martinelli 1487 Goldrush Way Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/23/2022 /s/ Maia Martinelli Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/23/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011874 The name of the business: Mary Jane’s BBQ, Sauces and Meat Rubs, located at 929 Iron Horse Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078 Registrant Information: Patrick J. Walter 929 Iron Horse Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/23/2022 /s/ Patrick J. Walter Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/23/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011842 The name of the business: Fairview Pool and Spa Maintenance, located at 3395 Fairview Drive, Vista, CA. 92084 Registrant Information: Left Coast Windows Corp. 3395 Fairview Drive Vista, CA. 92084 This business is operated by a corporation. First day of business n/a/. /s/ Nicholas Visciglio, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/23/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010222 The name of the business: Touch of Texture, located at 3400 Piazza De Oro Way, Unit 2, Oceanside, Ca. 92056. Registrant Information: Angela Wilson 3400 Piazza De Oro Way, Unit 2 Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/01/2022 /s/ Angela Wilson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/02/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT
2022-9011542
The name of the business: M3
& Co., located at 504 Driftwood
Ct., Vista, CA. 92083
Registrant Information:
Solomon Bill Solamona FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011775 The name of the business: Cool Camping Suppplies; Cool Camping Products; Camping Lifestyle Products, located at 1196 Caminito Amarillo, San Marcos, CA. 92069 Registrant Information: Thanda Canizales 1196 Caminito Amarillo San Marcos, C. 92069 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/20/22. /s/ Thanda Canizales Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/20/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9012226 The name of the business: Dickey’s BBQ, located at 344 S. Twin Oaks Valley Rd., Ste 151, San Marcos, CA. 92078. Registrant Information: Routine Jasa Inc. 344 S. Twin Oaks Valley Rd., Ste 151 San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is operated by a corporation. First day of business 5/25/2022 /s/ Ying Chen, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/26/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011434 The name of the business: Ghosts of Freedom, located at 1350 N. Escondido Blvd., #34, Escondido, CA. 92026. Registrant Information: Louie Caldera Jr. 943 E. Pennsylvania Ave. Escondido, CA. 92025 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business 5/17/2022 /s/ Louie Caldera Jr. Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/17/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9010691 The name of the business: Flames of Fire Ministry and Apparel, located at 1906 Oceanside Blvd., #R, Oceanside, CA. 92054 Registrant Information: Flames of Fire Glory Tabernacle, Inc. 800 E. Bobier Dr., Apte E1 Vista, CA. 92084 This business is operated by a corporation. First day of business 4/1/22. /s/ Angela Benjamin, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/06/2022, 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 & 6/23/2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2022-00020221-CU-PT-NC
TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Gian Anthony Estrada filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Gian Anthony Estrada rto Proposed name of Gian Anthonoy Soleil. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: July 12, 2022, 8:30 am, Dept. 25 The address of the court is: North County Division, 325 S. Melrose Dr., Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated May 27, 2022. /s/ James E. Simmons Jr., Judge of the Superior Court 6/09, 6/16, 6/23 & 6/30/2022
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NAME STATEMENT
2022-9009322
The name of the business: Saba
Catering, located at 326 N. Home
St., Oceanside, CA. 92054.
Registrant Information:
Keola Liu
2565 Joann Dr. NOTICE OF INTENDED DECISION (Administrative)
The Planning Director of the City of San Marcos has considered the proposed project and does intend to APPROVE the Director’s Permit DP22-0002 on June 20, 2022. Project No.: DP22-0002 Applicant: Mountain Shadows Support Group Request: Director’s Permit requesting renewal of CUP12889 of the Mountain Shadows Support Group to allow the continued operation of an adult daycare and inclusive child development day care facility for the disabled. Environmental Determination: The Planning Division Director did review and consider a Categorical Exemption (EX22036) pursuant to the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) Section 15301, Class 1 (Existing Facility with No Expansion). Location of Property: 970 Los Vallecitos Boulevard, Suites 130 & 140, more particularly described as: Portion of Lot 5, Block 86, Rancho Los Vallecitos de San Marcos, Map 806 Filed in the Office of the County Recorder of San Diego County, State of California, on December 21, 1870. Assessor’s Parcel Number(s): 219-172-53-00. Further information about this notice can be obtained from Sarah Cluff, Assistant Planner, by calling 760-744-1050 extension 3227, or scluff@san-marcos.net. Notice: Any interested person may appeal the decision of the Planning Division Manager to the Planning Commission provided the appeal fee is paid ($20 for residents; $1,155 for non-residents) and a written appeal is submitted to the Planning Division Secretary within ten (10) calendar days of the date of the decision (due no later than 5:30 PM on June 30, 2022. The written appeal should specify the reasons for the appeal and the grounds upon which the appeal is based. The City’s Planning Commission will then consider the filed appeal/s at a later public hearing. The Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3233 or gjackson@san-marcos.net. The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in any City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA 92069, or call 760-744-1050, extension 3145. Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos. PD: 06/09/22.
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9012300 The name of the business: America’s Finest Drone Services, LLC, located at 979 Woodland Pkwy, Suite #101, #107. San Marcos, CA. 92069. Registrant Information: America’s Finest Drone Services, LLC 979 Woodland Pkwy, Suie #101, #107 San Marcos, Ca. 9069 This business is operated by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business n/a /s/ Marc Anthony Stephens, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/27 /2022, 6/9, 6/16, 6/23 & 6/30/2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2022-00016727-CU-PT-NC
TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Alexander Thomas Devine filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name(s) Alexander Thomas Devine and Sarah Elizabeth Balcom, respectively. to Proposed name(s) respectively to Alexander Devine Urlogson and Sarah Elizabeth Urlogson, respectively. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: July 19, 2022, 8:30 am, Dept. 25 The address of the court is: North County Division, 325 S. Melrose Dr., Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated May 4, 2022. /s/ James E. Simmons Jr., Judge of the Superior Court 6/09, 6/16, 6/23 & 6/30/2022
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NAME STATEMENT 2022-9011696 The name of the business: The Perfect Pair Wedding, located at 842 Windridge Circle, San Marcos, Ca. 92028. Registrant Information: Clemence Catherine Jeanne Moreau 842 Windridge Circle San Marcos, CA. 9078 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business n/a /s/ Clemence Catherine Jeanne Moreau Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego, on 5/19 /2022, 6/9, 6/16, 6/23 & 6/30/2022
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