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LOST/MISSING DOG
Chuckles Cont. from Page 2
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
“Cricket” A 7 year old part Yorkie part Terrier escaped on Tuesday 5/4/21. She is VERY Shy AND skittissh. She goes by of the name Cricket.
She was last seen between Mission & Washington off N Citrus. She is also chipped! Her sister & brother miss her & miss playing with her as well. Her heartbroken family asks for your help to bring her back home. If found call 760.809.9515
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 2021-9013193
The name of the business: Beautifully Staged, located t 955 La Fiesta Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Registrant Information: Paula Jo Clark
955 La Fiesta Way
San Marcos, Ca. 92078
This business is operated by an individual. First day of business n/a. Filed
with
Ernest
J.
Dronenburg
Jr.,
County
Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 6/24e33 /2021 7/01, 7/08, 7/15 & 7/22/2021
The Pastor Says...
"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "Back at the convent, we call it Catholic shampoo."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, "The curlers are on the house." •••• Out bicycling one day with my tenyear-old granddaughter, Alex, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.”
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Alex shrugged. “In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.” •••• Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her injection. “No, no, no!” she screamed.
“Lizzie,” scolded her mother, "that's not polite behavior.”
With that, the girl yelled even louder, “No, thank you! No, thank you!" •••• On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, “Dad, I know babies come from mommie's tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?” After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, “You don't have to make up something, Dad. It’s okay if you don’t know the answer.” •••• Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. “I’m going to be away for a long time,” I told him. “I’m going to Iraq .”
“Why?” he asked. “Don't you know there’s a war going on over there?” •••• SOMETIMES I PRETEND TO BE NORMAL But it gets boring, so I go back to being me!
Pastor Richard Huls (Retired). The 4th, Are we free and brave?
For as long as I have lived, there has been a celebration on the 4th of July. In my early and younger days a celebration was held in our little rural village in Michigan with fireworks, a marching local high school band, a parade of WW1 and WW11 veterans, pie baking contests, home baking and cooking, horse pulling contests, and lots of fun for us farm boys and girls.
As time has passed, so have those celebrations in all their purity and innocence. Today we march to a different tune. Picnics in far away places, occasional family gatherings, sensational city fireworks, and often lots of drinking. Underneath all of this, is a seething unrest of civil disobedience, racial disparity, homelessness, pandemic fallout, economic uncertainty, and a divided government.
Pet Parade
Ducks like Quacker Barrel make wonderful pets who can form very deep bonds with humans! Ducks are social creatures and appreciate being around other ducks. They need a completely predator-proofed outdoor space with fresh water to swim in. A small pond is ideal. Ducks eat a variety of fruits and vegetables, as well as a balanced duck pellet. They should also be given fresh water for drinking that they aren't swimming in. With proper care, ducks can provide 5 to 10+ years of endless smiles with their adorable personalities and daily antics. Quacker Barrel is available for adoption at San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3500 Burnet Drive. To learn more about making him part of your family, please visit sdhumane.org/adopt or call 619-2997012.
Online profile: https://adopt.adopets.com/pet/63061a8 8-e511-4d09-a62f-996e88b6539b
In a civic club I belong to, we often sing, “God bless America, land that I love.” Hopefully, we do love this country. There is a refrain in the song, “land of the free and home of the brave.” Yet, we experience fear and uncertainty for our protection and safety with mass shootings, racial violence, social inequity, and a fear of reprisal, if we speak out to challenge with what we disagree. In a recent article about anti-Semitism, it claimed rabbis of many synagogues warn their people not to wear any marker of Jewishness in public for fear of their lives and families. We have the Asian communities, living in fear of violence to their persons and businesses. And we everyday Americans dare not speak our minds or express our opinions in public places or even in our social groups, lest we be called racist, bigoted, and narrow-minded. Can we be brave enough to tell the truth or do we withdraw and deny our convictions, or worse yet, live with fear of reprisal and persecution by those who disagree with us? Sad to say, much of our world lives under that cloud. The 4th is a time to seek freedom for all Americans, not just to say, do, and want personally at the cost of other’s freedoms. The home of the brave gives us the courage, with God’s help, to keep our nation in line with our Independence. For spiritual freedom call 760 7466611.
Pet Parade
Love Bucket is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society. He’s a 3 year old, 67 pound, male, Pit Bull Terrier mix.
Love Bucket was at a shelter in the Imperial Valley before being transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society through the FOCAS (Friends of County Animal Shelters) program. He’s a strong, sweet, happy dog who loves rolling on his back so you can rub his tummy.
The $145 adoption fee for Love Bucket includes medical exam, neuter, up to date vaccinations, registered microchip, and a one-year license if the adopter lives in the jurisdiction of San Diego Humane Society’s Department of Animal Services. For information about Adoption or to become a Virtual Foster log on to www.SDpets.org or call 760753-6413.
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