The Paper 10.04.18

Volume 48 - No. 40

By Friedrich Gomez

It seemed no one bothered to tell Ed Sullivan that vaudeville was dead.

Long buried and given last rites by the juggernaut that is television.

Neither did anyone tell Mr. Sullivan that he was totally unfit to be anything close to a television master of ceremonies. He was god-awful.

The personification of two-left feet in a walking marathon during an earthquake.

Or so everyone thought.

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as a failure before he even went on the air. And the great ones, the golden ones, the ones who placed the master-of-ceremonies bar exceedingly high with their own inimitable skills and talents in front of the television lens – even they could not have predicted any remnant of success for him.

Legendary television host and unrivaled master of ceremonies, Art Linkletter (1912–2010), was one of them. Of Ed Sullivan, Linkletter said: “He was one of the strangest personalities that you can ever imagine in the history of the busi-

ness! He had no business being on the air – at all!”

So, how could the immortal Linkletter, from Moose Jaw, Canada, host of America’s favorite radio and television show “House Party,” which ran 25 successful years, and CBS’ radio and television’s “People Are Funny,” for 19 years, have been so wrong? After all, Linkletter and others were the undisputed masters of their craft, the teachers and measuring rods of excellence which all aspiring M.Cs were required to emulate.

Unlike Linkletter, American actress

and singer, Florence Henderson (b.

1934), best known for her role on ABC’s “The Brady Bunch” (19691974), got closer to answering the Sullivan riddle.

Where Art Linkletter left-off in his summation regarding Ed Sullivan not having any semblance of talent as a TV host, Henderson continued after Linkletter’s conclusion, to uncharted waters, and she nailed it: “We can all kinda laugh at Ed. Because half the time he couldn’t remember your name. Or he couldn’t remember someone’s last name. But, I think the audience loved that. The fact that he was himself.”

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The general public can be fickle, and their likes and dislikes are often as difficult to chart as a butterfly’s erratic flight. And that is exactly what happened with The Ed Sullivan Show. The very curse of short-comings that Sullivan was said to have, only served to further endear him to the vast viewing audience!

That he appeared physically awkward, clumsy in speech, and genuinely confused on the air, only catapulted him farther into the arms of an adoring public! A fickle formula which does not apply to everyone.

The mighty Time Magazine was even confused. In 1955 the weekly New York magazine said that Sullivan closely resembled a cigarstore Indian, a stone-face with a personality to match. “He moves like a sleepwalker; his smile is that of a man sucking a lemon. His speech is frequently lost in a thicket of syntax.”

But, in all fairness, the magazine finally relinquished itself to the unlikely, but insurmountable, truth: “Yet, instead of frightening children, Ed Sullivan charms the whole family.”

Television had never before seen anything like Ed Sullivan. In fact, there was nothing to compare him with. His only reference was himself. Sullivan’s physical posture,

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy!

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Indianapolis, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

and overly-stiff mannerism on camera led many viewers to even suspect that he suffered from Bell’s Palsy!

In 1967, twenty years into his undisputed television success, there lingered this daunting question from New York’s most enduring, powerful weekly publication. Time Magazine still wanted to know: “What exactly is Ed Sullivan’s talent?”

Funny thing is, Sullivan knew he was god-awful before the television cameras. When he introduced famed American actress, Tallulah Bankhead from the live studio audience, he accidentally rearranged the spelling of her name: “Oh come on! Let’s hear it for Ballulah Tankhead!”

Such moments of embarrassment kept the Sullivan viewing audience in stitches, not to mention, loyal fans who were often treated to the unpredictable.

Celebrities soon found it was ‘good fortune’ and momentous publicity to be accidentally lampooned by Sullivan who, inadvertently, jumpstarted many a sagging career simply by mispronouncing their names on national television! Ed Sullivan, himself, was amused by his own faux pas on camera, and went so far as to poke fun at himself.

Born Edward Vincent Sullivan, in 1901, to Irish-American parents, even his birthplace was uncommon She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

for his ethnicity. He first entered the world in Harlem, New York City. Shortly after, he would grow up in Port Chester, New York.

Though Harlem was originally a Dutch village (named after the city of Haarlem in the Netherlands) and was formed back in 1658, its ethnic landscape soon changed. AfricanAmerican residents began to settle in large numbers in Harlem, as early as 1905, when Sullivan was only four. By the 1920s, Harlem had already morphed into a major African-American residential and business hub which peaked in the 1950s.

Even after becoming a successful reporter and syndicated columnist for the New York Daily News, Sullivan often revisited Harlem.

His Harlem roots would never depart him.

He would forever appreciate African-American talent. And he showed it, openly. Sullivan biographer, Gerald Nachman, writes of the times: “Most TV variety shows welcomed ‘acceptable’ black superstars like Louis Armstrong, Pearl Bailey and Sammy Davis, Jr.” However, Sullivan went the extra mile.

Nachman notes the exception with Ed Sullivan: “But in the 1950s, long before it was fashionable, Sullivan was presenting the much more obscure black entertainers he Smart Lad

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager.

The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some idiot wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My

had enjoyed in Harlem on his uptown rounds – legends like Peg Leg Bates, Pigmeat Markham and Tim Moore . . . strangers to white America.”

With Sullivan, talent came first.

Racial background was never a prohibitive factor. His pioneering spirit brought the likes of Bo Diddley, the Platters, Fats Domino, and Jackie Wilson, early on. Before it became fashionable to do so.

Motown singing sensation, the Supremes, would appear 17 times on his show. As critic, John Leonard, wrote, “There wasn’t an important black artist who didn’t appear on Ed’s show.”

Sullivan was full of unpredictable surprises. Even today, many are surprised, even shocked, to learn about certain segments of his life.

For example, with his stiff, awkward body movements, it stuns many to find out that he was once a former boxer! Fact often surpasses fiction.

Seemingly devoid of any humor, Sullivan knew no parameters to these apparent shortcomings. He would prove his detractors wrong, again and again. He would host the 1972 special, “Clownaround,” in full clown costume and makeup!

And did a decent job at it!

In 1961, CBS executives asked Sullivan to substitute for an ailing

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wife is from Canada."

"No kidding?" replied the boy.

"Who'd she play for?"

•••• Long time ago I was on the bus that stopped at an Indian trading post in Arizona.

Passengers got off for a cold drink.

I stayed in my seat.

The driver said to me "See that Indian sitting on the steps? Well, he has a remarkable memory.

We had a few minutes so I went over and chatted with him. Then I though to test his memory.

I asked him what he had had for breakfast ten years ago today. He said "Eggs".

Nothing remarkable about that.

Everybody has eggs for breakfast.

So, I forgot all about it.

Well, fifteen years later I happened to be on the bus that stopped at the same trading post.

There was the same old indian sitting on the steps. I went over to him and said "How" He said "Scrambled."

Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper.

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Social Butterfly

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purchase a parking permit in Lot 1A and park in Lots 1A and 1B (or 1C with Handicap permit only). For more details about each program, visit the website www.miracosta.edu/life, then select Oceanside LIFE Calendar or call the college at 760.757.2121 x6972. Visitors are welcome to attend two LIFE meetings before deciding to join the group.

Membership dues are $30 per year when joining in January. The fees cover parking permits, newsletters and refreshments. For new members joining later, dues are prorated. Unforeseen circumstances may result in a program change.

Evelyn Madison The Social Butterfly Email Evelyn at:

thesocialbutterfly@cox.net Meetings/Events Calendar

Barn Owl Presentation is Today, October 4th – The Gloria McClellan Center is holding a Barn Owl Presentation on Thursday, October 4th, from 11:1511:45am at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista.

Get an inside look at a pair of barn owls raising their young, from egg laying to flying offspring. See photos and videos from their owl box. Hosted by Robert and Mary Ellen Harrington. The Center is a one-stop hub of services that range from lunch, travel/trips, transportation, exercise, classes, clubs, and various other activities for Vista’s older adult community.

The Good LIFE at MiraCosta College, Schedule for Programs – Here is the schedule for the Fall Quarter of the MiraCosta College programs for seniors, LIFE, “Learning Is For Everyone”. These programs are held at 1pm and 2:30pm on Fridays, in Room 1068 of the Administration Building. Visitors may

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Red Skelton on the popular Red Skelton Show. Ed not only took the role, he plunged into it, enthusiastically! He even played the various Red Skelton sketches with unexpected gusto. Skelton’s hobo character “Freddie the Freeloader” was renamed “Eddie the Freeloader.”

Although Ed Sullivan had a healthy sense of humor and enjoyed – even encouraged – celebrities to make fun of him on his own television show, this was not always the case.

His self-deprecating humor only came about after he was an established star. As a younger man, climbing the ladder of show-business success, Sullivan had a notoriously short fuse for those who critiqued him, negatively. Back in 1948 when he was a new up-andcoming TV host of his own variety show, “Toast of the Town,” (which later became The Ed Sullivan Show), Ed was not yet firmly established and, therefore, still thinskinned. Critics carpet-bombed him as host of his new television show with bad reviews and he was far from being amused. When Harriet Van Horne said: “He got where he is not by having a personality, but by having no personality,” Ed wrote back to Van Horne in his shortest reply on record: “Dear Miss Van Horne: You bitch.

Sincerely, Ed Sullivan.”

At times, Ed Sullivan would change

October 5; 1pm, Reflections of a Retired Newspaper Reporter, R. Showley; 2:30pm, The Waning of Pax Americana?, Marsha Trigas. October 12; 1pm, Pavarotti— Larger than Life!, Hank Presutti; 2:30pm, MCC Theater Production “All My Sons”, Eric Bishop.

October 19; 1pm, Propositions—Pros & Cons, League of Women Voters; 2:30pm, Alison St. John.

October 26; 1pm, An Update on El Corazon, JoanBockman; 2:30pm, rose of Pharmacy Benefits Manager, Jonathan Watabe.

November 2; 1pm, The New Geopolitics of Nuclear Weapons, Ronald Bee; 2:30pm, Cognitive Computing in Health Care, David Waldron. November 9th – NO SESSIONS Veterans Day Holiday. November 16; 1pm, World Patriotic, Inspirational Music, Part I, David Lewis; 2:30pm, World Patriotic, Inspirational Music, Part II, David Lewis. November 23; NO SESSIONS, Thanksgiving weekend.

November 30; 1pm, Explore the AnzaBorrego Desert, Diana Lindsay*; 2:30pm, The Joy of Names, Richard Lederer*.

December 7, 11:30am – Holiday Luncheon, MCC Student Center, Aztlan A and B Rooms. December 14 – NO SESSIONS, Board Room is Unavailable; December 21 – NO SESSIONS UNTIL JANUARY 11, 2019. *Speaker has books or CDs for sale.

ALS Golf Tournament October 6th – Attention All Golfers, if you enjoy a round

his mind and over-rule himself.

Initially, during his reign on The Ed Sullivan Show, he wished to stay clear of the hip-swiveling, naughty boy of rock ‘n’ roll, Elvis Presley, stating that he would never book him on his show. However, when the gyrating Memphis phenomenon became too big of a sensation to ignore, Sullivan caved.

He signed the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in 1956 for three appearances! The exposure would explode on TV sets across America, skyrocketing The Ed Sullivan Show through the rafters.

But, there would be a heavy price to pay.

There was a tremendous backlash to rock ‘n’ roll, with some segments of 1950s America denouncing it as the “music of the devil,” and equating it “with corrupting the youth of America!” After Elvis Presley’s second appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, mobs of people in various cities demonstrated and burned effigies of Elvis Presley!

These angry crowds denounced the so-called “King of Rock and Roll” as a devil incarnate. An evil role model that was leading American youth into decay and corruption.

The ensuing controversy motivated CBS censors to demand that Elvis Presley be filmed only from the waist-up during his upcoming third and final performance on The Ed Sullivan Show. On the evening of January 6, 1957, Elvis gyrated and

of golf and a bit of friendly competition, join us at the Rancho Bernardo Inn on Saturday, October 6th for a fundraiser to benefit the local chapter of ALS. A good friend, Bill Zimmerman, was diagnosed with ALS in 2015. Bill is still with us and his amazing attitude is an inspiration to me every day. Bill is sponsoring the tournament to give back to the organization that is helping so many families here in San Diego. Please consider coming out to play or give a donation. For an application, contact Fred Wollman at fwollman@voyafa.com or 760.737.2246. Get some friends together and join us. I am sponsoring a hole and will be out on the course providing several varieties of beverages.

For questions, contact Kiersten Haden at LifePro, 888.543.3776, ext. 3280.

San Marcos Historical Society to Hold Genealogy Classes – The San Marcos Historical Society will be hosting two genealogy classes at the San Marcos Historical Society (Walnut Grove Park), 1952 Sycamore Drive, San Marcos, 92069. The teacher will be Julie Miller, Genealogist and Researcher. Registration: jjmill@peoplepc.com or 760-743-8591.

Cost is $15/class. On Saturday, October 6, 9:30am-11:30am, DNA Testing – What’s Right for you? Learn about the differences in DNA testing, what each company has to offer and what you want to find out, before you buy. On Saturday, November 3rd, 9:30am-11:30am, Planning a Trip to Your Ancestral Home. This class walks you through the steps of preparation for such a trip, what to do when you are there, and how to organize and document your findings once you are home.

Taste of Oceanside is Back and Bigger Than Ever – On Saturday, October 6th from 2-5pm, MainStreet Oceanside presents the Fifth Annual Taste of Oceanside, downtown’s most anticipated event of the year. Taste of Oceanside gives attendees the opportunity to taste their way through Oceanside’s food and brew scene – one bite and sip at a time. Attendees can walk to each participating venue, or take a trolley, to sample local handcrafter cuisine

shook and vibrated with excitement as he sang his heart out to a screaming assemblage of wild, rabid fans who saw it all. However, the television-viewing audience that night, missed half the show – literally!

Home-viewers only saw 50% of the excitement, with CBS cameras airing “Elvis the Pelvis” at times, only from the waist up!

When Elvis was finished, Ed Sullivan would add closure and defend the 22-year-old Memphis rock star against his vicious detractors. Ed had come to know Elvis on a personal level, and felt compelled to make amends for his friend. In front of a massive television viewing audience across America, he voiced: “I wanted to say to Elvis Presley and the country that this is a real decent, fine boy, and wherever you go, Elvis, we want to say we’ve never had a pleasanter experience on our show with a big name than we’ve had with you.”

Sullivan was not making a selfserving gesture to further ingratiate himself to America’s youth. He was in deadly earnest.

While it is true that he was a television pioneer, he was also not the ‘formula success story.’ He gave a new face to television by giving it an old one called vaudeville.

Sullivan went to the gravesite of vaudeville and dared resurrect the age-old craft by serving up -- and giving renewed life -- to acts like plate spinning, contortionists, acrobats, magicians, comics, animal

and beverages by the restaurants, brewers and wineries that have made Oceanside one of the leading foodie destinations in San Diego County. Along with live music, attendees can enjoy up to 35 tastings and 12 sips this year, including offerings by new restaurants and tasting rooms in downtown.

New this year, come experience Taste of South Oceanside at the corner of N. Tremont Street and Pier View Way parking lot. Only 1,000 tickets are available for this rain-or-shine event, so buy early on www.tasteofoceanside.com or at the MainStreet office at 701 Mission Ave. Food tasting tickets are $30 in advance, and food and beverage tasting tickets for attendees 21 and over are only $40. If any tickets remain, they can be purchased for $35 and $45 that day at the attendee check-in booth at Civic Center Plaza, 300 N. Coast Highway. Two dollars from every ticket sold will be donated to the North County Food Bank, which provides 10 meals to North County residents in need. Based in San Marcos, the Food Bank provides food assistance to working-poor families, fixedincome seniors, low-ioncome military families and children living in poverty in communities throughout North County. For more information about Taste of Oceanside, c o n t a c t Gumaro@MainStreetOceanside.com or 760.7544512, ext 102.

Woman’s Club of Vista Meeting Announced - The Woman’s Club of Vista will meet at 10:30am at the Shadowridge Golf Club, 1980 Gateway Drive, Vista, on Wednesday, October 10th. The luncheon speaker will be Caroline Vaught, member of Love Your Feral Feline rescue organization. Luncheon is $18; reservations 919847-2786 or kdkyan@gmail.com. All are welcome.

Visit www.womansclubofvista.org.

Annual Educators’ Night Out is October 11th – This is an incredible night of networking and entertainment and will be held at the California Center for the Arts,

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acts, ventriloquists, and the like. In so doing, Sullivan – along with his dull, driftwood dry persona -- was the most unlikely of television success stories. His saving grace was that he never listened to the socalled expert naysayers and predictors-of-doom. Quite the contrary, he became a superstar ringmaster of sorts, bringing international acts and cosmopolitan stars to homespun Americana.

“The person who left the biggest mark on TV variety had absolutely no visible talent. Perhaps the most improbable star in television history!” (“Pioneers of Television,” PBS video, 2008.)

Singer, TV host, and actor, Pat Boone would quip, “He had a peculiar – you might call it a genius – but there was a radar kinda thing and he knew what the audience wanted to see and hear. And he brought it to them.”

But even a powerful, well-established national icon such as Ed Sullivan often walked on thin ice.

On some issues, he would not back down. These moments comprise a most riveting side to a stubborn Sullivan, perhaps a throwback to his great Irish roots, where he knew not compromise, even at the expense of losing his own show.

Advertisers and sponsors are the lifeblood of any show, and they foot

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Local News

The Paper • Page 4 • October 4, 2018 Escondido Homicide Update

On 9-22-18 at about 12:56 a.m., Escondido Police Communications received several calls of a shooting taking place at Pounders bar in the 100 block of W. Grand Ave. Once Officers arrived, citizens pointed out the suspect to officers. Officers chased the suspect on foot for several blocks and after a brief struggle, took the suspect into custody. The suspect was identified as Manuel Eliseo Martinez (32 years old), of Escondido.

Manuel Eliseo Martinez was booked into Vista Jail for the following charges: murder, attempted murder, possession of a weapon to commit an assault, carrying a loaded firearm in public, gang member possessing a firearm, possession of a controlled substance for sales, felon in possession of a firearm and ammunition, and resisting arrest.

UPDATED INFORMATION

The deceased victim in this case has been identified as Antonio Martinez.

Antonio is the 35-year-old brother of Manuel Martinez, the individual arrested for the shooting.

In the early morning hours Manuel and Antonio Martinez left Pounders bar in a vehicle at a high rate of speed causing the tires to lose traction. A bar patron yelled at the vehicle occupants for the exhibition of speed. A short time later, Manuel and Antonio returned to confront that same patron.

Manuel pointed a firearm at the patron

as Antonio punched and attacked the patron. A third party intervened and grabbed ahold of Antonio to break up the fight. Manuel fired two rounds striking Antonio and the third party who had intervened. Antonio died from his gunshot wound. The third party suffered non-life threatening injuries.

The third party victim did not know Antonio or Manuel Martinez and does not have any gang ties.

Manuel Martinez, is a documented gang member and was a wanted su spect in three other violent crimes committed in Escondido since October, 2017. EPD has been actively searching for him since that time.

Manuel was deported from the U.S. six times, the latest being August 3, 2016.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has been actively looking for Manuel for illegal re-entry into the United States since October, 2017.

Violence Threat at Escondido High

On 9-28-18, at 1147 hours, the Escondido Police Department received an anonymous tip of a threat of violence at the Escondido High School football game tonight at 7pm. The threat appears to have originated on social media. EPD is currently tracking down the information to determine the validity and origins of the threat.

EPD is working closely with the Escondido Union High School DIstrict on this matter.

Adventure) was doing in recruiting kids, mostly Latinos, and keeping them from joining gangs. I founded the organization after two local kids were killed in drive by shootings. I ran it for six years and it was a tremendous success. None of our members ever entered the juvenile justice system. I recruited Evelyn as a volunteer and she and I and about a dozen other adults would take the kids hiking, take them flying in real airplanes, camping, etc.

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How about you? Do you have a favorite soup? Or restaurant that serves up top drawer soup?

Doing some housekeeping and came across the following two photos - from when I was a few years younger.

This is a booth at a community display - touting the job Los Caballeros de of Gentlemen (The Aventura

We are asking that if anyone has information related to these threats to call the police department at 760-839-4722.

Please follow the police department via Facebook at www.facebook.com/EscondidoPolice and Twitter ( @EscondidoPolice).

To report any suspicious activities in your neighborhood, you may contact the Police Department directly, or you may make an unidentified call on our “Anonymous Tip Line” at (760) 743TIPS (8477) or via our Web site at police.escondido.org.

Serious Injury Traffic Collision

On September 30, 2018 at 10:57 a.m., Officers from the Carlsbad Police Department responded to Tamarack Avenue just east of Edinburgh Drive regarding a report of a single motorcycle, serious injury collision. Upon arrival, Officers found a motorcycle with moderate damage lying in the roadway on Tamarack Ave along with a male that had suffered serious injuries due to the collision. The motorcycle driver was transported by the Fire Department to a local area hospital.

The driver was identified as a 54 yearold male from Vista. The investigation into the cause of the collision is under-

This is me during my "red car era." I had a red Mercedes, a red Audi, and this little gem, my red, red Porsche.

(I'd never buy one again. They're a pain to keep tuned and very expensive on parts and service . . . but it was fun for awhile).

Today, common sense has returned and I have a brownish Honda Accord and a grey Toyota Avalon. Older cars but love 'em both.

Soups: I love a good soup. A variety of favorites: Navy Bean Soup Restaurant, Escondido

As an extra precaution, the Escondido Police Department will have additional officers at the football game. If any suspicious behavior is seen at the game contact school staff or the police department.

We won all kinds of awards for our work and every now and then one of the Caballeros will come up to Evelyn and me in a grocery store and say, "Mr. Davis . . . I'm Ismael, from Caballeros.

Do you remember me? I wanted to introduce you to my wife and two kids."

That's when evelyn and I look at each other and we know we did something right.

These kids all turned out great!

We retired after six years, deciding it was someone else's turn to save the world. Another group of really neat adults have taken the program over and are doing well. Most of the Caballeros kids today are from San Marcos.

way. All roadways previously affected are now open.

Teenager Diving for Lobster is Attacked by Shark

A 13-year-old boy was attacked by a shark near Beacon’s Beach in Encinitas. It was opening day of lobster season and there were a number of divers in the area, one of whom had a kayak and was able to rescue the boy and bring him into shore. The unidentified man who rescued him said the clavicle (collar bone) and ball and socket of the shoulder were all clearly visible and there was a 10’ trail of blood behind the boy. He also said the shark followed the kayak in toward the beach before finally turning away.

Authorities closed a long stretch of North County coastline for the weekend.

The San Diego County teen was in critical condition in the intensive care unit at Rady Children’s Hospital, said hospital spokesman Carlos Delgado.

Dr. Tim Fairbanks, chief pediatric surgeon, said the boy was taken into surgery after being stabilized. “This is a rare injury,” Fairbanks said in a brief news conference Saturday afternoon outside the emergency room. The boy is expected to survive but remains in critical condition. The boy is an active athlete and claims he will go back to the ocean and dive again. He loves the ocean and diving are recognizes this was an unusual occurence. So far, the shark has not been found.

But they aren't red.

Does that mean I'm getting old?

The photo above is of the 13-yar-old boy who was attacked by the shark near Leucadia. Both of my sons and many friends are surfers. This is a horrific experience - but highly unusual.

Our thoughts are with this young lad and his family.

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the bill. Sullivan would soon meet his ultimate challenge in a do-or-die standoff. In one pivotal situation, he continued to ignore and defy pressure to avoid interacting with black performers whenever they appeared on his show. Sullivan’s refusal to comply, incensed the show’s sponsors to finally ante-up their demand that Ed completely keep all African-American entertainers from appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show. Period.

According to brilliant biographer, Jerry Bowles, “Sullivan had to fend off his hard-won sponsor, Ford’s Lincoln dealers, after kissing Pearl Bailey on the cheek and daring to shake Nat King Cole’s hand.” (“Right Here On Our Stage Tonight: Ed Sullivan’s America,” Jerry Bowles, 2010.)

These were the advertisers which underwrote the show’s existence, yet their supreme powers were met eyeball-to-eyeball with Ed Sullivan.

In a classic stare-down, it was the network sponsors who blinked first.

On one occasion, Sullivan dismantled the sponsors’ ultimatum in a most shocking episode that stunned the television industry from the ground up. According to author, Jerry Bowles, “Sullivan once had a Ford executive (physically) thrown out of the theatre when he suggested that Sullivan stop booking so many black acts.” (Bowles, Ibid)

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Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said, "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”

She started work yesterday!

The Misunderstanding

The Misunderstanding: The les-

In another scenario, Ed Sullivan reached the end of his rope. Bowles captured that explosive moment for posterity: “And a dealer in Cleveland told him, ‘We realize that you got to have niggers on your show. But do you have to put your arm around Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson at the end of his dance?’”

According to Bowles, “Sullivan had to be physically restrained from beating the man to a pulp.”

In a final rebellious act of tweaking the noses of his sponsors, Sullivan would later raise money to help pay for Robinson’s funeral.

Sullivan was far from being perfect, himself. No human being ever is.

Like all mortals, he had a good side and a bad one. But when he entered the lion’s den to face-down network powers that could have destroyed his career – he ‘took no prisoners.’

Compromise, perhaps. But only to some degree. Taking a step backward to trod over deeplyentrenched principles was not a viable option for him.

Through all the years, the great show host retained his mantle of eccentricity. His odd behavior and antics were well-known by the phalanx of celebrities and entertainers who appeared on his legendary show. Comedian, Phyllis Diller, was ultra-shocked at one of her encounters with the celebrated impresario. Sullivan often wanted performers to audition at 8 a.m. in bians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

•••• I heard of a store in The Dyslexics Mall of Amrecia, with Victrola's Sucret, The 66 Cents Store, and American Algae.

•••• I have a 75 year old friend who swears he and his wife have sex almost every day. He said they almost had sex Wednesday, almost on Thursday, almost on Friday . . .

•••• Most women are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.

•••• There are some people who think that women with large breasts are stupid. It's exactly the opposite.

Women with large breasts make men stupid.

•••• A great philosopher once said, (it may have been my very own self):

"Be what you is, not what you isn't.

Cause when you is what you isn't You isn't what you is."

•••• Some guy dented my fender the other day, so I said to him, "be fruitful and multiply." But not exactly in those words.

•••• Little drops of water upon the bathroom floor takes lots and lots of elbow grease and makes the cleaner sore.

his apartment. And they did.

Comedian Diller recalls one such bizarre experience. “Ed comes out of his bedroom in his bath robe, at first barefoot, then with slippers, with his dog – a black poodle – and while I’m doing what I thought was a very funny routine, his dog is nibbling on my toes and I’m going nuts! I can’t concentrate! It was a disaster!” Diller would never forget the surreal episode, “And Ed, it’s his first cup of coffee and he’s coughing, and groaning, and clearing the phlegm from his throat!”

Nevertheless, the famed comedian saw the lighter side and finished with a slice of humor, followed by her loud, trademark laugh which resembles a crow’s cackle: “He probably just liked my looks. And remember, that was my old face!”

That Ed Sullivan had a quick temper and a long memory that held fast to grudges was a well-known fact. As Ed once relented, “I’m a pop-off. I flare up, then I go around apologizing.”

But Ed was more than just a popoff. He could be the insidious gremlin that could sabotage an act on his own show. And he did.

More than once.

In 1958 Buddy Holly and the Crickets were booked for their second appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. The conservative Sullivan thought Holly’s hit song, “Oh, Boy!” to be too raucous and overthe-top for his audience. Ed’s sugSo now kind friends, remember, before the water flows please adjust the distance according to the hose.

(Or, as daddy always said, 'bulls with short horns stand closer to the trough.')

•••• If a man's wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him?

•••• A blonde is on board a small twoseater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... which art in Heaven....

•••• A good one for all my fellow veteran friends and others who might understand it.

Dwayne asked Lonnie. "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our coffee during the war, to make us forget about women?"

Lonnie replied "I think you mean

gestion to sing a substitute song was rejected outright by the Lubbock, Texas, rock star. An annoyed Sullivan retaliated by cutting Holly’s scheduled song numbers from two to only one. Then, Ed Sullivan mispronounced Buddy Holly’s name on the air -- this time, on purpose -- during the introduction. A little known fact that has come to light is an added piece of hidden drama behind the scenes at the time -- a grudgeful Ed secretly saw to it that Buddy Holly’s guitar amplifier was turned off!

Nevertheless, Buddy Holly and the Crickets were invited back by Sullivan, himself, which only further antagonized and angered Holly, “He (Sullivan) doesn’t have enough money to get us back!”

That Ed Sullivan was capable of such mischievous and revengeful acts only added to his lore and legend. Such episodes neither detracted nor diminished his popularity with the public. If anything, such notoriety kept him a hot topic of discussion around the water coolers.

Another celebrated incident happened with popular Jewish standup comedian, Jackie Mason. When The Ed Sullivan Show was interrupted due to President Lyndon Johnson’s speech to the nation in October of 1964. Sullivan had to curtail Jackie Mason’s comedy turn to only two

salt peter.”

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Dwayne. "Yep, that's the stuff. I think it's beginning to work!"

•••• What's the difference between ET and an illegal immigrant?

ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, had his own bike . . . and wanted to go home.

•••• A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother — he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”“Denise,” the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not such a bad name!

Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!”

Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”

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minutes. The offstage distraction of Ed continually holding two fingers to remind Mason of his two-minute time limit only served to distract the live studio audience (Sullivan was onstage but off camera). The audience distraction caused most of the comic’s jokes to go ‘south,’ into the tank. A flustered and angered Mason finally said out loud on the air, “I’m getting fingers here!” and then made his own frantic gesture to Sullivan saying, “Here’s a finger to you!” at the end of his routine.

Videotapes of the incident are unclear if Jackie Mason truly gave an obscene gesture to Ed. Studio audience members seem divided on the issue, as well. Mason, himself, denied giving such an obscene retaliation at all. Only a wild openhand gesture with fingers extended.

Regardless, Sullivan was not amused. Jackie Mason was banned from The Ed Sullivan Show.

In September of 1965, Sullivan recanted and had Mason back on a surprise grand reunion telecast.

Nevertheless, the damage had already been done by negative publicity which haunted the struggling comedian. Mason’s comedic career suffered intensely after that on-air debacle.

The comic’s career income was decimated by 50 percent! Only until Jackie Mason resurrected his career on Broadway, in 1986, was his popularity back in full swing.

As all good things must come to an end, so it was with The Ed Sullivan Show. Its success could not go on forever. Broadcast for 23 years from 1948 to 1971, it set a record as the longest-running variety show in American broadcast history.

Prominent television critic, David Hinckley, said it best: “It was, by almost any measure, the last great TV show. It’s one of our fondest, dearest pop culture memories.”

Sullivan’s awkward gait and forgetfulness on stage became his legendary trademark. He both enjoyed poking fun at such shortcomings and encouraged others to join in, most notably impressionists like Rich Little, John Byner, Frank Gorshin, and especially, Will Jordan. Jordan was Sullivan’s unabashed favorite as he not only sounded like Ed, but he bore a startling resemblance as well!

That Ed Sullivan’s clumsy mistakes and forgetfulness on stage were moments of gleeful remembrance that further endeared him to his audience, something strange and ugly lurked in the shadows in his later years. Something wicked, and unforgiving, was waiting, patiently, to pounce upon him.

In his later years, it was no longer humorous shtick that Ed would forget or mispronounce someone’s name. He soon forgot familiar faces, as well. But, this time, he was trying hard not to falter. It would now become a real life-and-

death struggle.

Something mysterious was slowly seizing hold of him. His celebrity of forgetfulness on stage and mispronouncing names would be tragically different, now. This was no longer a game to toy with.

Slowly, with advancing old age, Ed Sullivan would experience the tragic embrace of increasing dementia.

In a 2012 radio interview, 38 years after his death, Joan Rivers disclosed that Ed Sullivan had been suffering from Alzheimer’s disease toward the end of his life. And in a 1990 press conference, Paul McCartney, recalled a meeting with Ed Sullivan in the 1970s. It was a strange encounter. McCartney kept trying to remind Ed that he was one of the Beatles. But, sadly, the elderly Irishman had no clue as to who the man was standing before him.

Nor did he seem to recall any such group known as The Beatles.

Sullivan, in the grip of Alzheimer’s, could only smile at McCartney’s persistent efforts to jog his memory.

He knew not McCartney, nor did he recall the Beatles, the very group he showcased ‘live’ to the New World for the very first time.

It was the saddest reunion between the two inexorable forces who changed the world they both lived in.

Despite Paul McCartney’s heartwrenching urgings, the great Ed Sullivan – who once vocalized the greatest introductions in the history of entertainment – fell silent. He could not remember Paul McCartney, whom he once hugged as a son.

Still smiling and nodding, Ed merely shook Paul’s hand. And then he slowly turned. And left.

In early September of 1974, X-rays revealed that Sullivan had advanced esophageal cancer.

Doctors gave him very little time to live. Due to his dementia and increasing forgetfulness, the family decided to keep the deadly cancer diagnosis from him. Considering his Alzheimer’s condition, it was the most merciful and practical decision. Five weeks later, on October 13, 1974, at New York’s Lenox Hill Hospital, Ed Sullivan made his exit from this world, at age 73.

By all accounts, Ed Sullivan was never supposed to be any measure of success at what he did. For pundits of his era, in the place of talent, they saw only a barren wasteland.

Even in his prime, they said he was decrepit in speech, moved zombielike, and stumbled over simple words in the worst of ways. He just didn’t fit the mold, and the experts misjudged him time and again, never truly seeing his cloaked power and love-affair with the American people.

Analysts impugned him without

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Preserving Our Regional Jewel

The Santa Margarita River Preserve in Fallbrook is a unique bit of Southern California landscape in my Assembly District that will remain wild and free in perpetuity. Having hiked along the river trail system many times, I was very happy to assist in obtaining the funding that allows the transfer of the property from the Fallbrook Public Utility District (FPUD) to the Wildlands Conservancy, California’s largest nonprofit preserve system.

with other worthy projects from throughout the state. As a result of a lot of diligence and hard work by the Fallbrook Public Utilities District, the Wildlands Conservancy and the Fallbrook Trails Council, $10 million was allocated through the budgeting process to transfer ownership of the 1,384-acre property from FPUD to the Conservancy. The Fallbrook Trails Council will continue to manage the Preserve, which it has overseen for the past 20 years.

Funding for local parks, environmental and water infrastructure projects became available when voters approved Proposition 68 in June, a $4.1 billion bond measure.

However, to secure funding, local agencies must submit bids and go through a vigorous vetting process, essentially competing

Minority Floor Leader Marie Waldron, R-Escondido, represents the 75th Assembly District in the California Legislature, which includes the communities of Bonsall, Escondido, Fallbrook, Hidden Meadows, Pala, Palomar Mountain, Pauma Valley, Rainbow, San Marcos, Temecula, Valley Center and Vista.

It's great to help local projects that benefit our region. I was very happy to advocate for funding to the California State Coastal Conservancy and to the Chair of the Assembly Budget Committee.

I also testified before the Budget Committee and presented a “budget ask” requesting funding so that the ownership transfer could move forward.

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The doctor replies, “DeNephew" •••• Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick.

It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato chips, the lot.."

•••• Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's panties off the washing line. She's not bothered about the panties but she wants the 12 clothes pins back.

•••• Middle age is when your old classmates are so wrinkled and gray and bald that they don't recognize you.

•••• An elderly couple were strolling on the beach when a seagull flew over them and relieved itself on the woman's head. "Yech!," she said, "get me some toilet paper." "What for," he said, "it'll be miles away by now."

•••• Question: Are there too many illegal immigrants in America? 17% said yes, 11% said no, 72% said, "Yo no comprende." (I don't understand).

•••• "If I had my life to live over, I'd live over a saloon." - W. C. Fields •••• Two 60-year-old men, Frank and Joe, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every

Fortunately, all of our efforts were successful. As a result, the Santa Margarita River Preserve, which attracts tens of thousands of hikers, horseback riders and cyclists each year, will forever remain one of the premier recreational, environmental and scenic treasures of our region.

day.

One day Joe said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started playing soon after high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there."

Frank looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've been my best friend for many years.

If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Frank died.

A few weeks later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Joe, Joe ."

"Who is it," asked Joe, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Joe -- it's me, Frank"

"You're not Frank . Frank just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Frank," insisted the voice.

"Frank, Where are you?"

"In heaven," replied Frank. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," said

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mercy, signaling his early demise.

It never came.

His mistakes made people laugh out loud, and only elevated him in popularity. Once, when talking to Connie Francis on stage he asked, “Tell me, Connie, is your mother still dead?” And when The Rolling Stones’ manager requested a contract for the English rock group to make a second appearance on his show, Ed replied, “Before even discussing the possibility of a contract, I would like to learn from you, whether your young men have reformed in the matter of dress and shampoo?”

Sometimes in human history, the common people see things that the wise are blind to. Despite such mishaps, a nation of 50-million viewers each week watched The Ed Sullivan Show, not only for the variety acts – but because Sullivan had become an endeared member of their families. A most welcomed guest, every Sunday evening.

He was no phony, no Hollywood pretty boy illusion – he was America’s ‘average Joe’ – mistakes and all -- which they all could strongly identify and connect with on a grassroots level.

And they did. He became, arguably, the most beloved variety show M.C. in the annals of broadcasting history.

According to the experts of his era – he never should have happened.

A little Irish boy, born in Harlem, New York, and who only stood 5’ 7” in his adult years, grew up to become a veritable giant in the fiercest combat arena of all: entertainment.

Comedian Alan King said, “Ed does nothing, but he does it better than anyone else in television.”

Alan King almost had it right. But, if you call charming countless millions of people ‘nothing’ – then yes, Sullivan did, indeed, do it better than anyone else.

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Joe.

by Tom Morrow

"The good news," Frank said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there is golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Summertime and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play golf all we want, and we never get tired. " And we get to play with all the Greats of the past.

"That's fantastic," said Joe "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're in my foursome this Saturday" QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

The ‘Little Flower” of ‘The Big Apple’

Fiorello Henry La Guardia, born Dec. 11, 1882, was an American politician who was a New York Republican Congressman, but was best known as the mayor who cleaned up New York City’s graft and corruption during the height of the Great Depression of the 1930s

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

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presided during the Great Depression and World War II, implemented New Deal welfare and public works programs in the city, and gave political support to immigrants and ethnic minorities.

La Guardia was known as a reform mayor who helped clean out corruption, brought in experts, and made the city responsible for its own citizens.

His administration engaged new groups that had been kept out of the political system, gave New York its modern infrastructure, and raised expectations of new levels of urban possibility.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

The author, Friedrich Gomez, has been known to write a story or two; this, for example, is his 110th for The Paper.

Historically Speaking

He was the 99th Mayor of New York City serving three terms from 1934 to 1945. Previously, he had been elected to Congress in 1916 and 1918, and again from 1922 through 1930.

Irascible, energetic, and charismatic, he craved publicity and is acclaimed as one of the greatest mayors in American history. Only five feet, two inches tall, he was called "the Little Flower."

La Guardia, a Republican, who appealed across party lines, went across party lines, worked with Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his “New Deal.” In turn, FDR heavily funded the city and cut off the city’s Democrat-controlled Tammany Hall headquarters.

La Guardia revitalized New York City and restored public faith in City Hall.

He unified the transit system, directed the building of low-cost public housing, public playgrounds, and parks, constructed airports, reorganized the police force, defeated the powerful Tammany Hall political machine, and reestablished employment on merit in place of patronage jobs. La Guardia also is remembered for his WNYC radio program "Talk to the People," which aired from December 1941 till December 1945.

La Guardia was seen as a domineering leader, who verged on authoritarian but whose reform politics were carefully tailored to address the sentiments of his diverse constituency. He won elections against the historically corrupt Tammany Hall political system,

La Guardia’s predecessor, “Gentleman” Jimmy Walker and his Irish-run Tammany Hall were forced out of office by scandal and corruption. As one city official described Walker: “Jimmy could get more things done in five minutes than it would take the average politician five months to accomplish – all the same, he was a crook.”

In the 1933 election, La Guardia was determined to replace Walker. First, he had to win the nomination of both the Republican party and also the "Fusion" group of independents. He was not the first choice of either, for they distrusted Italians. On the other hand, La Guardia had enormous determination, high visibility, the support of reformer Samuel Seabury and the ability to ruin the prospects of any rival by a divisive primary contest.

La Guardia made corruption his main issue. The campaign saw mud thrown all ways. Guardia's win was based on a complex coalition of regular Republicans (mostly middle class German-Americans in the boroughs outside Manhattan), a minority of reform-minded Democrats, some Socialists, a large proportion of middle-class Jews, and the great majority of Italians. The Italians had been loyal to Tammany; but their switch proved decisive.

La Guardia addressed the various ethnic neighborhoods where he spoke the predominant language. He was fluent or close enough to rally residents speaking in Italian, German, Yiddish, and Hungarian neighborhoods. La Guardia was a Freemason and a member of Garibaldi Lodge #542, in New York City.

La Guardia died at the age of 64, of pancreatic cancer Sept. 20, 1947, in The Bronx. He was ranked first among the nation's mayors in a 1993 poll of historians and social scientists. His close collaboration with Roosevelt's New Deal proved a striking success in linking national money and local needs. La Guardia enabled the political recognition of new groups that had been largely excluded from the political system, such as Jews and Italians.

His administration gave New York its modern infrastructure. His far-sighted goals raised ambitions for new levels of urban possibility.

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bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

tune?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear fatherin-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE.........

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The thing with the Carpenters is . . . the music is a bit thin.

if you splurge for a second outfit, Michael Moore.

reluctant to be one.

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Barefoot and pregnant is no way to go through life. It is, however, the way to go through Walmart.

These pancakes taste like crepe.

Thanks for a great weekend. I'll never forget the sweet magic of our passionate love making, you guys.

Notes from the Weird

If you think I'm creepy, check this box: [ ]. Then pass this note back through your bedroom window.

How come no one asks the really hard questions . . . like, “who did Adam and Eve’s children make babies with?”

This is my stepladder. My real ladder left when I was five.

I guess that’s not what you had in mind when you asked me to mount the moose head.

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy vodka, comic books, midget strippers, a pony and . . . Oh, God! I’m so happy!

Planned a romantic evening at home with a nice bottle of wine.

Not sure what my girlfriend is doing though.

I’d like to thank the Y chromosome for making me the man I am today.

If I don’t rinse this soap off I can save a lot of time at my next shower.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light bulb?

The worst part about wearing a cape is the toilet.

I heard the adjective left the noun because it had a tendency to be possessive.

I drank way too much the night before my early flight. So, yes. I'm weaving on a jet plane.

I'm going out on a limb here to say that it's really going to hurt when I fall out of this tree.

Do I still have to go to medical school if I just wanna be the guy who yells "WE'RE LOSING HIM!"?

Doing the old 'how many women have I slept with' count. God I hate fractions.

Fun fact: Santa's suit was white before he dipped it into the blood of a thousand naughty children.

It seems way too soon to have to break out the cold-weather ear hair.

Obama could have achieved world peace, and all Republicans would do is bitch about how he "undermined the defense sector."

I don't celebrate the Jewish New Year. I'm still upset about what they did to my penis.

I'm a man of my convictions, but far more proud of my acquittals.

I probably could've ran 20 miles if my knee didn't start hurting and I actually got off the couch.

I dated the Pillsbury Dough Boy and all I got was this lousy yeast infection.

Excuse me, Rabbi. Can your people atone it down some?

Social Butterfly Cont. from Page 3

Ratification of the Constitution.”

Monserate members who joined Regent Betty Mathias were Carol Anderson, Mary Lou Montez, Cindy Greer, Pat Hall, and Dawn Byrd-Beresovoy. The next monthly meeting of the Monserate Chapter DAR will take place on Thursday, October 18, and women interested in membership in the DAR are invited to attend. Please contact the Regent at bettybeez35@gmail.com if you would like information. DAR is a lineage organization; members must prove direct familial lineage to an American colonist who fought in the Revolutionary War or who gave supplies and food to the troops of that war. Monserate Chapter supports the National Society’s commitments to education, patriotism, and historic preservation. The chapter meets on the third Thursday of the month at Pala Mesa Resort in Fallbrook.

Escondido (CCAE). The CCAE is pleased to once again welcome the San Diego County Educators and Administrators to the Annual Night Out and Resource Fair on Thursday, October 11th, beginning at 4pm.

This event brings together arts and cultural groups from all over San Diego to discuss new and innovative ideas for field trips, education, and much more. It is an evening of networking, fun, complimentary food and drinks as you mix with colleagues and friends in the Museum at CCAE and the Museums Sculpture Courtyard, at 340 N. Escondido Blvd., Escondido, 92025.

During the event, the exhibition DesEscondio/No Longer Hidden: Public Address Art Exhibition will be open and those attending the event will be able to view the exhibition for free.

Although the event is free, an RSVP is required by calling the Box Office at (800) 988-4253 or online h e r e : https://bit.ly/2xAjsuH.

It's probably time to stop calling a place where priests live a rectory.

Nobody will consider you a sellout

Local DAR Members Attended District Meeting Celebrating Anniversary of the Constitution - Local members of the Monserate Chapter of Daughters of the Monserate Chapter Regent Betty Mathias, seated, is picAmerican Revolution tured with “Daughters” left to right Carol Anderson, Pat (DAR) recently attended Hall, Cindy Greer, California State Society D.A.R. Regent The National Society Adele Lancaster, Mary Lou Montez, and Dawn ByrdDaughters of the American Beresovoy Revolution (NSDAR) Center to Hold Fall Hawaiian Luncheon District XIV September meeting in cele- The Gloria McClellan Center will hold a bration of the 231st Anniversary of the “Fall Hawaiian Luncheon” on Friday, signing of the Constitution of the United October 12th, at 1400 Vale Terrace Drive in States. The meeting took place at Admiral Vista. Join us at 11:00am for entertainment Baker Clubhouse in San Diego, and attenfeaturing the Sunset Strummers Ukulele dees learned many facets about the creation Group. On the menu is sweet and sour process of the Constitution. Guest speaker meatballs over rice, mixed vegetables, and Captain Thomas J. Marshall, Jr., Medical mandarin oranges. For lighter fare, enjoy Corps, USN retired spoke about “The grilled chicken thighs, southwestern corn, a Importance of the Bill of Rights to the

I'd ask you what's on your mind, but then that would be assuming that you actually have one.

It's so cute how my wife assumes I packed pants.

Two days in North Carolina and I'm eating grits and blessing your heart.

"YOU STOP YOUR CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, ARGENTINA!

If you're thinking of having kids, you can have mine.

At what age should one stop breast feeding a child? My mum's 70.

No amount of explanation is going to get that boy to believe that his mother was, in fact, doing push-ups on daddy.

Me: I need to move, all I do is sleep, eat, and then run on my treadmill all day. Mom: So, you're a hamster.

If the life of Jesus has taught us anything it is this: don't represent yourself in court.

Had sex with a lawyer. Got off on a technicality.

This Canadian mustard is overdoing it. Anybody else ever try Celine Dijon?

I've noticed that all the great writers are dead, which makes me really

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You know, for being ranked at the top, those #1 pencils sure don't get mentioned much.

roll, and mandarin oranges.

Wear Hawaiian attire! Lunch served at noon.

Suggested donation is $4 for those 60 and older, and an $8 charge for those younger than 60. Reserve by 1:00pm one day prior at 760.643.5288. The Center is a one-stop hub of services that range from lunch, travel/trips, transportation, exercise, classes, clubs, and various other activities for Vista’s older adult community.

Model Train Club Swap Meet – The Model Train Club will hold a swap meet on Saturday, October 13th. The North County Model Railroad Society will conduct a swap meet and train show from 8am to 3pm at the Oceanside Railroad Museum at Heritage Village Park, 230 Peyri Drive in Oceanside. Proceeds will help support refurbishing the children’s train layout where kids of all ages are able to operate model trains every Saturday. The train show will include free clinics on improving model railroading skills. The Society’s large historically-based model railroad that portrays railroad operations in San Diego

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County will be in operation during the event. Admission and parking are free.

For additional information visit www.ncmrs.org or call (760) 803-3627.

Cowboy Jack to Perform at Witch Creek Winery - On Saturday, October 13th, Cowboy Jack will be performing from 710pm, at the Witch Creek Winery, 2906 Carlsbad Blvd., Carlsbad, 92008.

Admission is free. Cowboy Jack performs solo; singing vintage country music with acoustic guitar and harmonica. He covers Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, and more. He is the lead singer from The Hank Show, Band in Black and a singing cowboy from Rawhide Ranch in Bonsall.

Visit www.hankshow.com or https://www.facebook.com/events/272267590061637/.

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Chuckles Cont. from Page 9

These economic times are making it increasing difficult to drive a Chevy to the levee until said levee is dry.

Today we celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the day when St. Patrick first brought beer to Mexico.

Old people sleep in separate beds because they don't want to wake up next to a dead body.

To my Jewish friends how's the Chinese food? To my Chinese friends how are the Jews behaving?

If Jesus was born around Lake Michigan I think he would have been less forgiving of our sins.

We’re so lazy and bored that we actually watch people play cards on tv?

I don't think I'm co-dependent. Wait, let me go ask Evelyn.

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi" don't open it.

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

I observed evelyn recently at a grocery store.

She got up to the cashier and said, "I'm kinda in a hurry. Could you check me out? He looked her up and down and said ... "Not bad."

Koala is pet of the week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society.

She’s a 6 month old, 5 pound, female, Domestic Short Hair cat with a Black and White coat.

Koala is a young and active girl who needs toys and playtime to keep her occupied. She might like another cat to play with. She was transferred to Rancho Coastal Humane Society from another shelter through the FOCAS program.

The $125 adoption fee for Koala includes medical exams, vaccinations, spay, and registered microchip.

For more information call 760-7536413, visit Rancho Coastal Humane Society at 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas, or log on to SDpets.org.

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Meeting Information – You are invited to attend the October 15th meeting of the North County Quilters Association. This will be their very first Member Hosted Trunk Show. Doors open at 5:45pm; free admission for first time guests. North County Quilters Association, 1087 W. Country Club Lane, Escondido, 92026.

More information at www.NCountyQuilters.com.

Carlsbad to Hold Pumpkin Plunge on October 20th - Enjoy Halloween themed pool activities and games during the City of Carlsbad’s Pumpkin Plunge at Alga Norte Aquatic Center at 6565 Alicante Road on Saturday, October 20th from 5 to 9pm. The swimming pool will be transformed into a floating pumpkin patch where each child can catch a pumpkin with a hula hoop. Enjoy other fun Halloween themed activities in and out of the pool.

As the sun goes down, finish the night off with a special presentation of the movie, The Boxtrolls (rated PG), on the giant outdoor movie screen. Cost is $10 per person and children ages 3 and under are free.

Food and beverages will be available for purchase from the Dive In Grill. This event usually sells out so purchase tickets in advance at www.carlsbadconnect.org, keyword search “Pumpkin Plunge.” For more information, contact Rachael Shay, recreation supervisor, 760-602-7519 or rachael.shay@carlsbadca.gov.

North Coast Symphony Autumn Concert Announced - Join the North Coast Symphony for its Autumn concert, conducted by Daniel Swem, on October 20, at 2:30pm, at Seacoast Community Church, 1050 Regal Road, Encinitas. The orchestra will perform Vivaldi's "Autumn" from the Four Seasons, featuring Cheryl Swem, concertmaster and violin soloist.

Also on the program is the first movement of Beethoven's Sixth Symphony, the Academic Festival Overture by Brahms, and Alexander Glazunov's "Autumn" from his ballet The Seasons. Lighter selections include Autumn Leaves, popularized by Johnny Mercer with music written by Joseph Kosma and "Try To Remember" from the musical The Fantasticks. The orchestra is funded in part by the City of Encinitas and the Mizel Family

Darcy, a 7-year-old Domestic Short Hair mix, is a sweet senior looking for a loving home. Darcy is a little shy at first, but she quickly warms up and is very friendly with people given a little time. She loves her scratching post and investigating new people and places. She is a sweet, goodnatured cat who will offer her new family lots of purrs and love. She prefers to be the only cat in the home. Meet Darcy today to see if you could be her perfect match! Her adoption fee includes her spay, permanent microchip identification, current vaccinations, 30 days worry free insurance from Trupanion Insurance and a certificate for a free veterinary exam! Darcy is available for adoption at San Diego Humane Society’s Escondido Campus at 3450 E Valley Parkway. To learn more about making her part of your family, please call (619) 299-7012.

Foundation. Suggested Donation is $10 general, $8 seniors/students/military, $25/family max. For more information, visit www.northcoastsymphony.com.

Come Join the Fun at the TENTH Fall Fun Festival in Vista! - Plan to come to Alta Vista Botanical Gardens (at the top of the hill inside Brengle Terrace Park) on Saturday, October 20 between 10am and 3pm. We will be celebrating Fall with a make-it-on-site scarecrow contest, crafts, decorating pumpkins, bobbing for apples, and music for all, and best of all, the event is FREE! The FREE Festival includes food for sale, a great plant sale, and a variety of vendors. Walk the 14 acres of Gardens filled with rare plants, the new Discovery Trail, nine amazing Breceda sculptures, and intriguing water features.

The Gardens are open every day for a $5 entry fee, free for members. Volunteers and Vendors welcome.

September 22nd. The DAR is open to any female eighteen years of age or older who is lineally descended from a patriot who aided in some way in the colonists fight for independence in the American Revolution.

Visit www.santamargarita.californiadar.org.

San Diego Humane Society Enthusiastically Supports Prop. 12 – A letter from President and CEO of the San Diego Humane Society, Dr. Gary Weitzman: Dear Friends of the Animals; Prop. 12 is a measure that would ban the

DAR Chapter Accepts Proclamation from City of Carlsbad for Constitution Week - Charla Boodry, regent, along with some members of the Santa Pictured standing front Rhonda Crawford, Linda Ramos, Margarita Chapter, Mary Catherine Kirby, Charla Boodry, Wanda Prosser, Daughters of the American Alida Woodward, Diana Cook Revolution (DAR), accepted a proclamation from the City of Carlsbad, for Standing back Mayor Matt Hall, Keith Blackburn, Constitution Week. Michael Schumacher, Cori Schumacher, Matt Packard Councilmember, Mark Packard, made the presentation on behalf extreme confinement of baby veal calves, of the council. Regent Boodry reminded mother pigs and egg-laying hens inside the gathering that the National Society was tiny cages for their whole lives on industriactive in having Public Law 915 passed by al “factory farms.” It also ensures that the United States Congress declaring the products sold in California come from week of September 17-23 as Constitution cage-free environments. This measure has tremendous support right here in San Week. In celebration of this oldest active Diego, including us at San Diego Humane Constitution, citizens are asked to read the Society. Prop. 12 is also endorsed by Constitution, ring bells at 1pm on September 17th, and remember not only their rights but also their responsibilities as ‘Social Butterfly’ patriots. The proclamation was one of many on display at the annual DAR, SAR, Cont. on Page 11 CAR Constitution Week Luncheon on

The Pastor Says . . .

organizations, and time on a committee. It is so difficult for some, that they maintain memberships, even though they seldom attend the meetings.

Pastor Richard Huls (Reired) When It Is All Over

Our editor, Lyle Davis, has featured a number of articles on death and its aftermath such as burials, cremation, funerals, and our ultimate disposal. I have found these articles interesting, because death and preparing for it is a big part of my ministry. It isn’t this subject that I particularly want to write about, but it is related.

There are those moments in life, when we are struck with the truth that some things just end. This happens, when one retires, gets a divorce, is fired from a job, loses abilities of seeing, hearing, sexuality, and even teeth. Most experience some, if not all, of these in a lifetime. I had it, when I retired from the Navy, church, various

My most recent experience in this past year happened, when I was retired as the President of a local Kiwanis club. I had been a member of the club for about fifty years, but never really got involved. Then I was asked and elected to be the President. The year has been very rewarding and enjoyable. However, the time came when it was all over.

A new President was elected. I had to step aside. My time was up.

While my feelings are mixed, I know this is the way it is in life. We reach points, when we must move on. Facing death is one of those points.

What has made this move easier for me in my experience with Kiwanis, is the satisfaction that I have both enjoyed and worked to make the club better. If we apply these same rules in life, to truly enjoy it and do all we can to make our world better by serving, loving, caring, and forgiving , it would not be so difficult “when it is all over.”

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San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond

City names new Fire Marshal and Deputy Fire Marshal

The City of San Marcos recently hired Jason Nailon as its new fire marshal and Astrid Starcher as its deputy fire marshal.

Nailon joins the City from Apple Valley Fire Protection District, where he most recently served as fire marshal and battalion chief.

During his 18 year tenure there, he also held positions as fire inspector, fire protection specialist, and deputy fire marshal.

In her role as deputy fire marshal, Starcher works closely with Nailon. She focuses on the day-today strategies for fire prevention, which often allows her to interact with the community.

Starcher has been with the City since 2010 serving as a fire inspector. Previous to that, she was a fire inspector for the Encinitas Fire Department and a fire inspector for the Vista Fire Department.

To learn more about the San Marcos Fire Department, visit www.san-marcos.net/smfd.

Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed

Mayor Sam Abed does not wish to write a weekly column to communicate with his Escondido Constituents via The Paper and its “A Letter from the Mayor” series

Social Butterfly Cont. from Page 10 dozens of San Diego animal welfare and veterinary professionals. These experts know it’s wrong to cause farm animals to suffer in tiny, filthy cages for their entire lives. And like most people in our city, they believe all animals—including farm animals—deserve protection from cruelty.

It’s still legal in our state to sell veal from a baby calf taken from his mother shortly after birth and forced into a narrow crate until he’s slaughtered. It’s still acceptable to sell pork from operations that confine each mother pig in a cage so small she’s unable even to turn around her entire life—often up to four years. And it’s permissible to sell eggs from a hen confined in a cage so small she’s forced to eat, sleep, sit in her own waste and lay eggs in the same small space every single day.

The extreme confinement of farm animals also spreads disease, which translates into food being less safe for our families.

According to the FDA, 79,000 Americans are sickened every year by eggs contaminated with Salmonella, a bacteria that has all too often proven deadly to children and the elderly. More than a dozen scientific studies have found that Salmonella is more prevalent in caged egg facilities than in cage-free farms.

Prop. 12 is strongly supported by California’s family farming community who know that its standards tackle the worst practices of industrial agribusiness, which for years has forced responsible family farmers out of business. In fact, more than 100 California family farmers, including farmers in San Diego County, endorse Prop. 12. It’s been 10 years now since the last measure, Prop. 8, was passed improving the living conditions for farm animals, and with many companies and other states creating animal welfare requirements stronger than California’s, it’s time to update ours. That’s what Prop.

12 would do. We can do better for animals. That’s why San Diego Humane Society has advocated for Prop. 12 in our city. San Diego County has long been a leader in animal welfare, from our world class animal shelters, to our highly committed veterinarians, to our beaches dedicated to dogs, and our support for anti-cruelty measures at the ballot box. You have

always been the biggest advocates for animals and we look forward to continuing to speak – and take action – on their behalf.

Please share this important information and vote YES on Prop. 12 this Nov. 6 to protect animals, food safety and family farmers.

Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter

Staying Connected in Vista

The City of Vista many uses different tools in order to keep residents informed about city happenings and provides multiple methods of communication to keep residents connected. Whether residents want to stay informed all the time or just during emergencies, staying informed is a priority for the city. Following are just a few of the many ways the City is working to keep our residents up to date: Vista News Center, the City’s • online News page. Sign up for Monday morning e-briefs sent directly to your e-mail or check VistaNewsCenter.com for weekly updates.

Sign up for e-notifications by •

selecting the category of news/activities you want at CityofVista.com/enews.

• Access Vista City mobile app provides information and a “report a problem” tool.

• Social Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Nextdoor.

In addition to these tools, the City of Vista is constantly updating its website CityofVista.com with relevant and important information. Residents can also watch the City Council meetings online on the City website the day after each meeting or the following Friday on cable. Friday after each meeting. Residents can also attend the City Council meetings held the second and fourth Tuesday each month at the Vista Civic Center.

Oceanside • Mayor Peter Weiss

Cleaning up Oceanside!

The City of Oceanside held another very successful Coastal Cleanup Day on September 15, hosting cleanup events at five locations across two watersheds within the City. The City’s Clean Water Program, with the help of Public Works, Solid Waste and Recycling, Oceanside Police Department, and Code Enforcement staff coordinated three cleanup sites along Buena Vista Creek. The City also partnered with local non-profit I Love a Clean San Diego to coordinate clean up events at two sites along

the San Luis Rey River. Total public participation included more than 90 volunteers across the three Buena Vista Creek locations and over 50 volunteers between the two San Luis Rey River locations.

Volunteers removed more than 1,230 lbs. of trash between the two San Luis Rey River sites as well as an impressive 4,680 lbs. of trash from the Buena Vista Creek locations. Among the trash items, significant numbers of shopping carts, automobile tires, and bicycle parts were collected during this event from all locations.

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00048611-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Ramona Shaw filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Ramona Shaw to Proposed name Ramona Marie Cordera.

THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: November 20, 2018, 8:30 a.m., Department 26 The address of the court is: Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, North County Division, 305 S. Melrose Drive, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd. /s/ Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 10/04, 10/11, 10/18 & 10/25/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024803 The name of the business: Leo’s Creations, located at 15516 Bristol Ridge Terrace, SanDieego, CA. 92127.

This business is registered by: Keaton Elliott Sullaway 15516 Bristol Ridge Terrace San Diego, Ca. 92127 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 10/1/2018. /s/ Keaton Elliott Sullaway Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 10/1/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11, & 10/18/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024757 The name of the business: Haven 39 Solutions, located at 1285 Via Caliente, San Marcos, CA. 92069.

This business is registered by: Ronald Gene Reed 1285 via Caliente San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual.

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This business is registered by: Victor James Ramler 31229 Taylor Lane Temecula, CA. 92592 This business is conducted by an individual.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024474 The name of the business: Z Transportation, located at 1927 Spyglass Circle, Vista, Ca. 92081.

This business is registered by: Paul Walter Zobel 1927 Spyglass Circle Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual.

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00049739-CU-PT-CTL TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Martha Mattke filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Martha Mattke to Proposed name Martha Castellanos THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 6, 2018, 10:30 a.m., Department 903.

The address of the court is: Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, 330 W. Broadway, San Diego, Ca. 92101, Hall of Justice. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd.

Dated: 10/2/2018. /s/ Peter Deddeh, Judge of the Superior Court 10/04, 10/11, 10/18 and 10/25/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024662 The name of the business: KUDOS Productions, Inc., located at 3374 Portland Court, Carlsbad, CA. 92010.

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First day of business was 5/07/18 /s/ Kim Truong Thai Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/17/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018 ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00045118-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Gildardo Apodaca aka Jerry Apodaca filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Gildardo Apodaca aka Jerry Apodaca to Proposed name Jerry Apodaca THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: October 23, 2018, 8:30 a.m., Department 26.

The address of the court is: Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, North County Division, 325 S. Meldrose Drive, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd.

Dated: 9/7/2018. /s/ Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/042018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023645 The name of the business: Mindbodyology, located at 440 S. Melrose Dr., #202, Vista, Ca. 92081.

This business is registered by: Shaliss Padilla 440 S. Melrose Drive, Suite 202 Vista, Ca. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/Shaliss Padilla Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/17/2018 10/04, 10/11 & 9/27, 10/18/2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME

37-2018-00048235-CU-PT-NC

TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Nancy

Ward Woodroof filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Nancy Ward Woodroof to Proposed name Nancy Pearl Woodroof.

THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this

matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the

name changes described above must file a written objec-

tions that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and

must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely

filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING:

Date: November 20, 2018, 8:30 a.m., Department C-26.

The address of the court is: Superior Court of California,

County of San Diego, North County Division, 305 S. Melrose Drive, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for

four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on

the petition in the following newspaper of general circula-

tion, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd.

Dated: 9/25/2018

/s/ Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 10/04, 10/11, 10/18 & 10/25/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023634 The name of the business: Mama Loves Daycare, located at 2336 Fallingleaf Rd., Oceanside, CA. 92056.

This business is registered by: Ayak Mithyanag 2336 Fallingleaf Rd. Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Ayak Mithyanag Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/17/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022429 The name of the business: Sydnee’s Pet Grooming, located at 310 S. Twin Oaks Valley Rd, #106, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: Self Care SD, Inc. 6469 Goldenbush Dr., Carlsbad, CA. 92011 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Steve Minjarez, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/04/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2008 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022731 The name of the business: Melrose Construction Group, located at 2323 Barley Dr, Vista, Ca. 92081.

This business is registered by: Bennet Manning 2323 Barley Dr. Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Bennet Manning Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/06/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2008

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9020806 The name of the business: Aqua-Contain Solutions, Ltd., (ACS Ltd), located at 2029 E. Mission Ave., Escondido, CA. 92027 This business is registered by: Aqua Container Solutions Ltd., Inc. 2029 E. Mission Ave. Escondido, CA. 92027 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 1/01/2018. /s/ Gilbert Ray Files, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/14/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

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Lic#518729, Class B, C15, C61/52 Call: 818.269.0754 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024045 The name of the business: Plaster Mirage, located at 461 Silver Shadow Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: McKay General Contracting, Inc. 461 Silver Shadow Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Geoff McKay, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/21/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024272 The name of the business: Miss Jen’s Home Daycare and Preschool, located at 1722 Serrano St., Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Jennifer M. Kloosterman This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 9/14/17. /s/ Jennifer M. Kloosterman Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/24/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11, & 10/18/2018

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024053 The name of the business: San Diego Landscapes, located at 5927 Balfour Court, Suite 212, Carlsbad, CA. 92008.

This business is registered by: San Diego Pavers LLC 5927 Balfour court, suite 212 Carlsbad, CA. 92008 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company.

First day of business was 8/03/18. /s/ Alejandra Garcia, Member Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/21/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024052 The name of the business: Western Outdoor, Western Outdoor Design & Build, located 1210 E. Barham Drive, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: Western Pavers, Inc. 1210 E. Barham Drive San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 10/15/13. /s/ Alejandra Garcia, Corporate Secretary Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/21/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9021711 The name of the business: AirCare, located at 886 Overlook Circle, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: David George Mihaly 886 Overlook Circle San Marcos, CA. 92078 Mark Ellis Mattson 315 West 8th Ave. Escondido, Ca. 92025 This business is conducted by CoPartners.

First day of business was 8/24/2018. /s/ David George Mihally Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/24/2018 9/20, 9/27, 10/04, & 10/11/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023773

The name of the business: Strategic Advantage Solutions Internatonal, located at 1422 Schoolhouse Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is registered by: JBailly, LLC 1422 Schoolhouse Way San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company.

First day of business was 9/18/2018. /s/ John S. Bailly President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/18/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00045420-CU-PT-CTL TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Matthew Miovel Chavez filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Matthew Miovel Chavez to Proposed name Matthew Miovel Chavez de Badran.

THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: November 8, 2018, 930 a.m., Department C-903.

The address of the court is: Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, 1100 Unon St., San Diego, CA. 92101. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd.

Dated: 9/10/2018. /s/ Peter C Deddeh, Judge of the Superior Court 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/042018

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#2018-9023292 The name of the business: Harmony Acupuncure, Harmony Community Wellness Center, located at 280 E. Third AVe., Escondido, CA. 92025.

This business is registered by: Harmony Acupuncture and wellness Center, Inc. 2519 Starlight Glen Escondido, CA. 92026 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 5/01/2006. /s/ Grace Maki Tanaka Nielsen, Vice President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/12/2018 9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022364 The name of the business: Pressure Washing Pros, located at 1834 Thibodo Rd. #205, Vista, CA. 92081.

This business is registered by: Erik Benjamin Wilson 1834 Thibodo Rd. #205 Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 6/30/10. /s/ Erik Benjamin Wilson Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/04/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9020642

The name of the business: Top

Tier Barbershop, located at 744

Grand

Avenue,

Marcos, CA. 92069.

#204,

San

This business is registered by:

Reynaldo Burgos, Jr.

1800 Melrose Drive, #206

San Marcos, CA. 92078

This business is conducted by an

individual.

First day of business was n/a.

/s/ Reynaldo Burgos, Jr.

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg

Jr., County

Clerk/Recorder of

San Diego County on 8/13/2018

9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

The

#2018-9022347

name

M&DKC,

of

the

located

business: at

908

Capistrano Dr., Oceanside, CA.

92058.

This business is registered by:

Desiree Christopher

908 Capistrano Dr.

Oceanside, Ca. 92058

This business is conducted by an

individual.

First day of business was n/a.

/s/ Desiree Christopher

Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County

Clerk/Recorder of

San Diego County on 8/31/2018

9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022915 The name of the business: What the Hair?, located at 2440 S. Melrose Drive, Unit 102-A, Vista, CA. 92081.

This business is registered by: Mindy Paz Pham and Joseph Calvin Paz, Jr. 818 Mahogany Street San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Married Couple.

First day of business was n/a /s/ Joseph Calvin Paz, Jr. Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/07/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023703 The name of the business: Mother Earth Market, located at 1906 Oceanside Blvd., Suite W, Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Benny Enterprises, Inc. 1100 N. Johnson Ave., Suite #110 El Cajon, Ca. 92020 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 9/01/18. /s/ Erika Mendoza, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/18/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022198 The name of the business: Invisible Hair, located at 1946 Mark Vista Dr., Vista, Ca. 92084.

This business is registered by: The Hair Addition Studio, Inc 1946 Monte Vista Dr. Vista, CA. 92084 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 8/02/2018. /s/ Dawn Harrison, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of SanDiego County on August 31, 2018

9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9021459 The name of the business: Bluemoon Cleaning Service, located at 1415 N. Las Flores Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92069.

This business is registered by: Gerardo Guzman Montoya, Ceciia Rios Nieves & Brendan Guzman Rios 1415 N. Las Flores Dr. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a Limited Partnership.

First day of business was 8/22/2018, /s/ Gerardo Guzman, General Partner Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/22/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022935 The name of the business: Sunshine Poke, located at 224 N. Coast Hwy, Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Sunshine Japanese Food, Inc. 2148 Via Camino Verde, Apt 1, Oceanside, CA. 92054 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 3/20/2018, /s/ Miki Uno, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/10/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023364 The name of the business: Photo Bungalow, located at 3080 Gird Road, Fallbrook, CA. 92028.

This business is registered by: Cheryl Therese Nurse 3080 Gird Road Fallbrook, CA. 92028 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 1/01/2018. /s/ Cheryl Therese Nurse Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/13/2018.

9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023847 The name of the business: Libertad located at 125 Carey Road, Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Raymundo Basave 125 Carey Road Oceanside, CA. 92054 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Raymundo Basave Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/19/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023949 The name of the business: Crest Funding, located at 625 Ezee St., Encinitas, CA. 92024.

This business is registered by: Crest Funding Group, Inc. 625 Ezee St. Encinitas, CA. 92024 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 1/06/2006. /s/ Daniel Palmer, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/20/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023950 The name of the business: European Wax Center, located at 130 S. Solana HIlls Dr., Solana Beach, CA. 92075.

This business is registered by: Saxony Spa, a California Corporation 625 Ezee St. Encinitas, CA. 92024 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 6/08/2013. /s/ Daniel Palmer, CFO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/20/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023546 The name of the business: Optimal Fertility, located at 14163 Half Moon Bay, Del Mar, CA. 92014 This business is registered by: Cady Vortmann 14163 Half Moon Bay Dell Mar, CA. 92014 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 1/1/2016. /s/ Cady Vortmann Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/14/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

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#2018-9022934 The name of the business: Sunshine Kitchen, Sunshine Japanese Food, located at 1006 Mission Ave, Suite A, Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Sunshine Japanese Food, Inc. 2148 Via Camino Verde, Apt 1, Oceanside, CA. 92054 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Miki Uno, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/10/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

#2018-9023547 The name of the business: Zeste, located at 14163 Half Moon Bay, Del Mar, CA. 92014 This business is registered by: Cady Suzanne Vortmann 14163 Half Moon Bay Dell Mar, Ca. 92014 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Cady Vortman Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/14/2018 9/27 & 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

#2018-9022955 The name of the business: Mother Earth Nutrition, located at 1906 Oceanside Blvd, Suite W Oceanside, CA. 92054.

This business is registered by: Benny Enterprises, Inc. 1100 N. Johnson Ave, Suite #110 El Cajon, CA. 92020 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 9/01/18. /s/ Erika Mendoza, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/10/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022829 The name of the business: Corrie Marie, located at 976 La Tierra Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: Cindi Muchow 976 La Tierra Dr. San Marcos, CA. 92078 Corrie Perkins 1618 La Bonita Ct. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by copartners.

First day of business was 8/15/18. /s/ Corrie Perkins Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/07/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023214 The name of the business: Coffman Appraisal, Coffman Realty, located at 1344 Mulberry Dr., San Marcos, CA. 92069.

This business is registered by: K. Coffman, Inc. 1344 Muldberry Dr. San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 5/11/06. /s/ Kent Coffman, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of 9/12/2018.

9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023271 The name of the business: North County Mobile Electronics, located at 4035 Oceanside Blvd., Oceanside, CA. 92057.

This business is registered by: Frank Gene Bezine 4965 Wildwood Dr. Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Frank Gene Bezine Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/12/2018.

9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023367 The name of the business: Hubble Video Services, Home Video Studio, located at 2708 Miletus Way, Oceanside, CA. 92056.

This business is registered by: Charlotte Mae Hubble 4708 Miletus Way Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Charlotte Mae Hubble Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/13/2018.

9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022956 The name of the business: Mother Earth Nutrition, located at 1655 Broadway, Suite #19, Chula Vista, CA. 91911.

This business is registered by: Benny Enterprises, Inc. 1100 N. Johnson Ave, Suite #110 El Cajon, CA. 92020 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 9/01/18. /s/ Erika Mendoza, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/10/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9022590 The name of the business: Spotlight Karaoke, located at 3526 Sky Haven Ln., Oceanside, CA. 92056.

This business is registered by: Timothy Grant Smith and Barbara Lynn Seckinger 3526 Sky Haven Ln. Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by a Married Couple.

First day of business was 6/02/17. /s/ Timothy Grant Smith Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/05/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

#2018-9022743 The name of the business: Buffalo Bros. Guitars, Buffalo Brothers Guitars, The Original Buffalo Bros,, located at 1209 Westport Road, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: Timothy David Page 1209 Westport Road San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Timothy David Page Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/06/2018 9/13, 9/20, 9/27 & 10/04/2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2018-00046462-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Sara Romelle Goudeseune filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Sara Romelle Goudeseune to Proposed name Sara Renee Hayes.

THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: November 6, 2018, 8:30a.m., Department 26.

The address of the court is: Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, NORTH COUNTY DIVISION, 325 S. Melrose, Vista, Ca. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd.

Dated: 9/14/2018. /s/Robert P. Dahlquist, Judge of the Superior Court 9/20, 9/27, 10/04 & 10/11/2018.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023581 The name of the business: Easy Peasy Handyman Services, located at 905 Capistrano Drive, Oceanside, Ca. 92058.

This business is registered by: Abel Betancourt 905 Capistrano Drive Oceanside, CA. 92058 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Abel Betancourt Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/17/2018 9/20, 9/27, 10/4 & 10/11/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9024258 The name of the business: Perfume Korner, 3030 Westfield Plaza, Bonita, National City, CA. 91950.

This business is registered by: Judith Valdez Vokkaliga 797 Via Barquero San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Judith Valdez Vokkaliga Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/24/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023587 The name of the business: California Auto Detail, located at 263 W. Indian Rock Rd., Vista, CA. 92083.

This business is registered by: Gerardo Cardenas Lopez 263 W. Indian Rock Rd. Vista, Ca. 92083 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Gerardo Cardenes Lopez Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/17/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9023753 The name of the business: Mission Star Realty, Inc., located at 5178 Alamosa Park Dr., Oceanside, CA. 92057.

This business is registered by: Mission Star Realty, Inc. 5178 Alamonsa Park Dr Oceanside, CA. 92057 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 9/13/13. /s/ Norma Sanabria, CEO Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/18/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

CITY OF SAN MARCOS NOTICE OF NOMINEES FOR PUBLIC OFFICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the following persons have been nominated for the offices designated to be filled at the General Municipal Election will be held in the City of San Marcos, California on Tuesday, November 6, 2018.

MAYOR – VOTE FOR ONE (1) BRADLEY ZINK REBECCA JONES CHRIS ORLANDO

MEMBER OF THE CITY COUNCIL DISTRICT 1 – VOTE FOR ONE (1) MARIA NUNEZ CRAIG GARCIA CLIFF IRELAND

MEMBER OF THE CITY COUNCIL DISTRICT 2 – VOTE FOR ONE (1) ERIC FLODINE RANDY WALTON MIKE SANNELLA On Election Day, the polls will be open between the hours of 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m.

For further information, contact Phillip Scollick, City Clerk at (760) 744-1050, Ext. 3105.

PD 10/04/18

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9024849 The name of the business: Pokeland, located at 8270 Mira Mesa Blvd., Suite B, San Diego, CA. 92126.

This business is registered by: Zelma Insurance Services, Inc. 1495 Beechtree Rd. San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ Zeljko Milasinovic, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 10/02/2018 10/04, 10/11 , 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

#2018-9021879 The name of the business: Artimes Hair Studio, Studio Artimes, located at 720 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd., #15, San Marcos, CA. 92078.

This business is registered by: Ali Babai 1515 S. Melsrose Dr. #103 Vista, CA. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual.

First day of business was 8/28/18. /s/ Ali Babai Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 8/28/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023940 The name of the business: Avenue Apartments, located at 810 Los Vallecitos Blvd., Ste 201, San Marcos, CA 92069.

This business is registered by: Woodspear Casa Loma, LLC 810 Los Vallecitos Blvd., Ste 201 San Marcos, CA. 92069 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company.

First day of business was n/a. /s/ John A. Woodward, Manager Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/20/2018 9/27, 10/04, 10/11 & 10/18/2018 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2018-9023798 The name of the business: Life Christian Church, located at 1132 N. Melrose Drive, Vista, CA. 92083.

This business is registered by: His Church International Ministries, Inc. 1132 N. Melrose Drive Vista, Ca. 92083 This business is conducted by a corporation.

First day of business was 1/01/2004. /s/ Zane E. Johnson, V/P Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 9/19/2018 10/04, 10/11, 10/18 & 10/25/2018

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING (Planning Commission)

The Planning Commission of the City of San Marcos will hold the following public hearing in the City Council Chambers located at San Marcos City Hall, 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA 92069 at 6:30 p.m., on Monday, October 15, 2018.

Project No: SP 18-0001, CUP 18-0004 and Addendum to MND 03-681 Applicant: Loma San Marcos LLC Request: This action consists of a Specific Plan Amendment and Conditional Use Permit modification to allow for the reconfiguration of development phasing associated with previously approved film production facility within a 179,535 square foot area consisting of 61,650 square feet of film production studio); 108,135 (movie square feet of storage; and 9,750 square feet of media office space in an existing building in the Loma San Marcos Specific Plan Area (formerly San Marcos Studio Specific Plan Area).

The 61,650 square foot movie studio will be utilized in part for youth sports courts for the filming of recreationally competitive games with live audiences as well as other commercial filming activities.

Environmental Determination: An Addendum to the previously adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration (MND03-681) was prepared for the project pursuant to the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA).

Location of Property: The project site is located at 1601 San Elijo Road, more particularly described as A Portion of the Northwest Quarter of Section 33, Township 12 South, Range 3 West, San Bernardino Base and Meridian, in the City of San Marcos and County of San Diego, State of California according to the official plat thereof, Assessor Parcel Numbers: 223-080-41-00, and 223-080-42-00.

Further information about this notice can be obtained from Joseph Farace, Principal Planner, by calling 760-7441050 extension 3248, or via email jfarace@sanmarcos.net.

NOTICE: Should the City Of San Marcos Planning Commission recommend approval of this project to the City Council, the project will be automatically forwarded to the City Council and scheduled for a future public hearing. The public hearing will be noticed consistent with the requirements of California Government Code Section 65090 et al and Chapter 20.505 of the Zoning Ordinance regarding Public Hearings.

The Planning Division can be contacted at 760-744-1050, extension 3262 or sneveu@san-marcos.net.

The City of San Marcos is committed to making its programs, services and activities accessible to individuals with disabilities. If you require accommodation to participate in this public hearing or any other City program, service or activity, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 1 Civic Center Drive, San Marcos, CA 92069, or call (760) 744-1050, Extension 3145.

Phil Scollick, City Clerk, City of San Marcos.

PD: 10/4/18.

The Paper • Page 16 • October 4, 2018 valuable services to our business and home customers.

Paul & Nome Van Middlesworth, The Computer Factory

www. thecomputerfactory.net "San Diego's Best Computer Store 2017-18" Union Tribune readers poll

We’re outta here by year end 2018

For the past 23 years Nome and I have opened the doors at the Computer Factory each morning at 9:00, Monday through Saturday, since 1995. Some years we closed between Christmas and New Years but most years we were able to get away for a week if we combined it with a four day weekend holiday.

During those years neither of us missed work more than a handful of days. Providence has blessed us with good health. We’ve not regretted a minute of our life at the Computer Factory and we still look forward to every morning. We’ve always felt appreciated providing necessary and

Our business “The Computer Factory” has provided much more than a living for us. It has opened the doors that define our identity and relationships. Because of our business we have become active in San Marcos civic and business organizations and events. We’ve published technical articles for many local publications including this column in The Paper for over twenty years without missing a single issue. We calculate that we passed the King James Version of the Holy Bible in total word count sometime in January of 2017.

We met our Pastor for life when he came to us as a customer twenty some years ago. We met and became friends with our city’s elected officials and the professionals who run our city through our business. In short, dang near everything that’s made our lives’ full and happy in the last 25 years has evolved from our business in one way or another. It has been a good life and we highly recommend small business ownership to anyone who has a passion for doing things right. “It’s a wonderful life.”

So you ask; why are we bailing if everything is so good? While we love our customers and feel an obligation to keep on helping, we seem to have lost that enthusiasm that is needed to keep building in a business. We see the potential for continued growth in our business but it just doesn’t seem as exciting as it used to be. We want to turn our business

over to someone who will grow the business and take it to the next level, continuing to make the customer’s priorities their own priorities as we and our employees have always done.

arranged to have all our product warrantees honored by another local computer shop.

We started a new relationship with Veterans Green, a San Marcos veterans owned non-profit dedicated to helping veterans transition to productive, successful civilian lives. We are processing and selling some of their recycled electronics to create funding for their project. The photo below pictures two dozen of our refurbished notebooks desktops and

step in and take over this business we will make it easy. Anyone wanting to start a similar business would spend tens of thousands of dollars to get it to our where we already are.

All-in-one computers loaded and ready to go. They range from basic PCs to powerful workstations priced to fit any budget.

We have a 3000 square foot facility with the best location and lowest retail space rent in San Marcos. We have a loyal and established customer base and the best employees anywhere. For someone wanting to

Between now and the end of the year we will continue business as usual providing repair and upgrade service on desktop and notebook PCs and selling new and refurbished PCs. In the unlikely event that no one steps in to take over for us, we’ve

So get in here in before year end if you want to make sure your PC is ready to keep going for a few more years or if you need a new or refurb PC for your home or business.

What will we do next?

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