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16 December 2011
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latin dance classes,arts & crafts and more at the vic weekend school
hua hin, THAILAND Ever since it opened the Vic Hua Hin has brought a myriad of theatre, dance and other musical attractions to the town, and providing a much needed cultural outlet. With their recently announced ‘Weekend School’ they are now also giving Hua Hin a place for people of all ages to indulge in artistic pursuits themselves. One example is Latin Ballroom Dancing, with classes being offered every Friday at 5pm with teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance. For only 300 Baht everybody gets fun, exercise and new friends in a beautiful environment. (No reservation necessary. For more information ask Khun Chris at Vic Hua Hin: marketing@vichuahin.com). No matter whether you are thinking about enjoying arts for fun and pleasure, exposing children to nurture their creative minds, catching glimpses of Thai culture during your trip or aspiring to develop yourself professionally as an artist, Vic Hua Hin Weekend School will be an ideal choice to cater for various needs. Other classes are offered in Clay sculpting, painting, drawing, batik, piano, trumpet, guitar, singing, languages (Thai, English, Japanese), Thai cooking and also acrobatic classes for children. Every class is available for adults or kids. For more information on events, classes and times, check www.vichuahin. com or call them on 032 827 814-5. The Vic Hua Hin is located only a few minutes south of Hua Hin on the main road a few hundred metres on from the flyover - see the venue guide on page 17 for more detailed directions.
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Preview: On Christmas Eve, Vic Hua Hin and the Patravadi High School Hua Hin would like to invite you to spend a couple of hours with Christmas songs, turkey, students and artists performances and the magic ambience of X-Mas Eve @ Vic Hua Hin – starting at 6 pm, December 24th. This is the Christmas menu: Pumpkin-carrot soup, roast turkey with stuffing, mached potatoes, cranberry sauce, sauté vegetable, gravy, bread and butter pudding. Please book your table in advance. Come and make your reservation at Vic Hua Hin or call us: 032 827 814-5.
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Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018
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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. For good measure As an additional extra. ‘Good measure’ has been part of the language since the first English-speaking ‘purveyor of fyne goodes’ set up shop, and it just means ‘an ample or generous quantity of that which is sold by measure’. The first instance of the expression in print is found where many other first coinages originated, in John Wyclif’s Middle English translation of the Bible, circa 1384, in Luke 6:38: Thei schulen yyue in to youre bosum a good mesure, and wel fillid, and schakun togidir, and ouerflowynge; for bi the same mesure, bi whiche ye meeten, it schal be metun ayen to you. [They shall give into your bosom a good measure, and well-filled, and shaken together, and overflowing; for by the same measure, by which ye mete, it shall be meted again to you.] We might expect the extended term ‘in good measure’ to refer to an abundance of something. In fact, its rather the reverse. ‘Measured’ also means ‘moderate; restrained’ and if a person acts ‘in good measure’ they are being especially temperate in their actions. As it happens, Wyclif was also one of the first to put that meaning of ‘good measure’ into print, in a collection of sermons known as Controversial Tracks, circa 1400, which was directed at the clergy: Ye shulden lyue on ye puple in good mesure as Paul biddin. [You be sustained by the people in moderation, as St. Paul bids you.] It wasn’t until much later that the use of the phrase ‘good measure’ returned to its original ‘ample’ meaning.
In the 19th century people began to express the idea of things being ‘thrown in for good measure’, that is, added as a complimentary extra portion. In 1811, the British mathematician Patrick Kelly wrote The Universal Cambist, which was an exhaustive study of the weights and measures in use in different parts of the world and a method of converting from one to another. In the notes on Swedish measurement he included: Corn, and other dry commodities, are measured by Tunnor. The Tunne is divided into 32 Kappar. But to every Tunna of wheat 4 Kappar are allowed for good measure. Before long, the expression ‘for good measure’ began to be used figuratively, that is, in circumstances where no actual measurement was taking place. An example appears in the May 1850 edition of the American magazine Littell’s Living Age, in a report of a public flogging in California: ‘Give him another for good measure’ - ‘Hit him again’ - were the sounds which greeted his ears. ‘For good measure’ might appear to be linked to the ‘Baker’s dozen’, as both phrases express the notion of a little extra being added above the absolute requirement. In fact, the two phrases aren’t connected, ‘Baker’s dozen’ being much older. While the extra that was added ‘for good measure’ was added willingly, the extra that made up a Baker’s dozen was added under threat of severe punishment. In mediaeval England, being light in the loaves was as risky as being ‘light in the loafers’ was prior to the decriminalisation of homosexuality in the 1967 Sexual Offences Act. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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england First ever World Watching Paint Dry Championships to be held in UK Apparently the most boring thing to do is watch paint dry so what better test of endurance and concentration than the World Watching Paint Dry Championships, which are due to be held in the UK next year. Those looking to compete in the championships must send in a picture of themselves watching paint dry and state the longest time they’ve managed to stare at a wall of drying paint without looking away. They will also need to tell organisers what their favourite colour is and why. A shortlist will then be drawn up and those contestants will be invited to attend an ultimate final in front of media at a location in central England.
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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome every Friday at 5 pm expats to the Latin Ballroom Dance Class at Vic Hua Hin. For only 300 Baht everybody gets fun, exercise and new friends in a beautiful environment. No reservation necessary. For more information contact Chris: marketing@vichuahin.com.
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Souay Vista Social Club open again! Regular weekly schedule as follows: Tuesdays: Classic Rock with the Stone Band. Wednesdays: Reggae and Thai music -- for now with Tim, Ekk and Go, -- the bass, guitar and drum guys from the house blues band. “Live Karaoke!!”. Thursdays: ‘Open Mic’ night - featuring Celtic/ Folk/Country/ Blues and other forms of chaos. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: ‘buffet’ night with various performers depending on who comes by, and sometimes a concert night. Mondays: Open night. Upcoming Fringe Festival – X-mas Eve @ Vic Hua Hin Saturday, 24th December 2011, 6 pm On Christmas Eve, Vic Hua Hin and the Patravadi High School Hua Hin would like to invite you to spend a couple of hours with Christmas songs, turkey, students performances and the magic ambience of X-Mas Eve @ Vic Hua
Hin. Donations for our scholarship fund for young performing artists are greatly appreciated. This very family friendly evening will offer you in a relaxed atmosphere live music from Patravadi High School teachers and students, Christmas songs by the British Educational Children’s Centre Choir (The BECC), games, delicious herb salad, traditional turkey, wine and of course hot wine punch! Please book your table in advance. Come and make your reservation at Vic Hua Hin or call us: 032 827 814-5. We are looking forward to an enchanting Christmas evening @ Vic Hua Hin! Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747
Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton
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Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032
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512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.
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Beer O’ Clock Club, Khao Takiab (p2); Sundays from 2pm, Aussie BBQ 150 baht per serving. Sausage Sizzle Tuesdays 5 - 8pm; free Sizzle with every alcoholic drink purchase. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. (p 27); Free Sunday Dinner with the purchase of two alcoholic drinks per dinner, otherwise a charge of 200 bt without drinks. Now two sittings, at 2 and 4pm, and please phone 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book a time. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong (p 2); Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/ litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Chang 40 bt, Singha, Tiger, Tiger Light 45 bt, Heineken, San Mig Light 55 bt. Wine - 70 bt per glass. All day, every day. The Donkey’s Rest, Soi 94 (p 11); Chang, Leo 39 baht per bottle, Singha, Heineken, Tiger 49 baht per bottle every Sat/Sun during football. Also 9am to 6pm every day special prices on selected beers. Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam; Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday. Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits K.O.K Shop, Amnayusin Road;
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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.
3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.
3 Bed/ 3 Bath 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre Living: 150 sqm.
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Peace and tranquility south of Hua Hin This magnificent two storey house is 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills.
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4 Bed/ 3 Bath Land: 497 sqm. Living: 325 sqm.
Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.
Ref No.: 03252 1 Bed 72 sqm. from 3.5m baht 2 Bed 112 sqm. from 6m baht Call/ email for details
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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.
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Living: 250 sqm. Land: 1000 sqm.
great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank
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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room
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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.
4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm.
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Property Marketplace beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities. Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.
2 bed/ 2 bath 80 sqm.
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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.
4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm
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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai
Separate maid’s room Air conditioned throughout Fully furnished
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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600
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sqm, or more as desired Only 2 minutes from central Hua Hin
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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.
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3 bed/ 4 bath Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool
hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. 3 bed /2 bath
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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.
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Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm
lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm
Air conditioned Fully furnished
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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre. Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant) Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: wut611@hotmail.com website: www.hutsadin.org
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Employment Cooks and Service Staff Positions available at CasaBlanca. Restaurant opening just before the Intercontinental Hotel, Phetkasem rd. Please apply in person late afternoons. Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 cook wanted for busy guesthouse/restaurant/bar in Khao Takiab catering for Thais and foreigners. Ability to cook western food and speak some English preferred but a good attitude and willingness to learn is enough. Good pay and conditions for the right person. Please contact 087 599 1912 if you are interested. Counter attendants wanted for “Shakecentral Market Village”; Wage: 350/400 Baht per day. Plus bonus scheme and National Insurance paid after 3 months Training, uniform and English lessons included. If you’re interested please send us your cv/resume to Tony@layangardens.com or call 0861 776994. Baker Trainee needed. Terrace 90 will Train. 032 516 587
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coffee machines 2 x electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale. New cost 34 and 46 thousand Baht each. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 1012 thousand Baht. Email info@buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 Sterling Silver Jewelry I am selling the remaining pieces of this .925 Sterling Silver Shiva Eye Jewelry 150bt for the earrings and a matching pennant for free. I still have hearts, round and teardrops available. It makes a high quality Christmas gift for pennies on the dollar. Contact me at gilbertglenn@hotmail.com or 083 854 3647 quality HAMMOCKS for sale. Parachute hammocks are lightweight, strong, foldable, can be set up in less than a minute, rot-resistant and quick to dry (machine washable 30°C). Made of high grade parachute material (silk nylon), which adjusts to your body and stainless steel hook for extra protection, our hammocks are ideal for travelling, relaxation and everyday use. Pick your size (Single, Double, King Size or Kids). Ideal for a Xmas/new year present or for the everyday use for the family. Please email us for price list and availability tonymoorhouse@gmail.com or ring for local Hua Hin delivery 0861 776994 Washing Machine & Hob For Sale. Samsung Tornado 8kg Top Loader Washing Machine for Sale.Two Years Old in Good Condition...Also Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition ...5000 Baht For Both. Call032 523604 (English) Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English version)The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918
English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English) Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053 Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com
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General - sports Springfield Golf Membership wanted. Customer looking for Springfield golf membership around 25years. Will offer 100k + 100k transfer. Please email paulwilliams466@gmail.com Lake View membership for sale. Only one left of four all sold October before the golf festival finished. Call Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com FOR SALE POOL Table 8x4 includes 2 sets of balls, buyer collects 25,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW for sale reduced to 10,000bt. Will give free Taylormade golf bag with them. Suitable for the fast swingers among you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new, price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261
Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Honda CRV 2.4 EL (Top Spec) Automatic. Metallic Black with Beige full leather interior. The car is in excellent condition and has been maintained by Honda Hua Hin main dealers since new. Full service history with extensive service notes/invoices available. Includes registration book. Service (60,000 km) just completed. This top spec EL model has many accessories above the 2.0 Litre base model including:- 2.4 V-TEC engine (170 BHP), Modulo Design Pack, Climate control, multi CD, cruise control, electric seats, electric door mirrors, auto headlights and windscreen wipers, front armrests etc.Trade guide price is THB 1,080,000. Now reduced to THB 925,000. Tel: 081 193 6230 (Craig)
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Honda Steed with Green Book for sale. 110,000bt. Black & Orange colour Steed with new gasket, brake cables, spark plugs, starter and fuel pump. Looks and sounds great. Selling so I can buy a sports bike. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697
PERSONAL & SERVICES gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. House cleaning and other domestic services negotiable. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Child minding/teaching services. Qualified Thai female with degree to teach young children is offering child minding/teaching services. Thai/ English spoken, safe environment. Call Na on 083 416 7785 Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670
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Property condo for sale. Low rise, 1st floor, overlooking the 10th green of Palm Hills Golf Course, with more distant views over lakes and 18th fairway, to Cha Am. Situated in a cul-de-sac, with car port, and mountain views. The property covers 175 sq.m and has two double en-suite bedrooms and a single bedroom with separate toilet and washbasin. There is a fully fitted kitchen, large dining/ sitting area and three balconies. Family golf membership is included with use of Palm Hills Sports and social club which has large swimming pool, squash, badminton, tennis courts and fitness centre. Price reduced to 6.9m baht. Furnishings and appliances included. Call 084 020 1208 or email baba1244@hotmail.co.uk 1 RAI BUILDIND plot 6 kms from Hua Hin along the canal road near Bo Fai temple. Exclusive site 1 million baht or very close for serious buyers. Contact Bill 083 315 9710 (English) or Laong 084 394 1556 (Thai) bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.2million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. Superb condo in Kao Takiab for sale Two bedroom/ two bathroom double unit with stunning sea views now available. 6.5 million baht. Call George 087 749 3211. desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700
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LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.
Rentals Looking for someone to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. House for Rent - Tippawan 5 village. Fully furnished, 3 bed / 2 bath, aircon, lounge/ diner, European Kitchen, TV, DVD, internet available, communal pool, private garden and car port. Only 12,000 baht/ month excl bills for long term rental. To arrange a viewing please call 08690 92269 English / Thai. Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956. Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com
Wanted golf trousers wanted If anyone can help I’m after the best place for buying golf trousers both for price and quality thanks all. hanslowneil@yahoo.co.uk WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English Garden wooden bench/seat. Please call Jim 080 780 4021.
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HUA HIN GOLF Hua Hin Golf Society
Results: 9th December - Sea Pines. Stableford 10 entrants. 1st Paul Plasmans 18hcp 31 pts. 2nd Eric Taylor 18hcp 30 pts. Near pin No. 13 Anja Thissen No. 17 John hall. Congratulations to Neung Chueanil for winning the HHGS handicap Championship. 6th December - Palm Hills. Stableford 3 entrants. 1st Roger Perrin 20hcp 30 pts. 2nd Winfried Lauenstein 30hcp 22 pts. 3rd Renate Lauenstein 36hcp 19 pts. forthcoming fixtures Tues 20th Banyan Medal + S/ford Fri 23rd Springfield
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RESULTS 12th December Lake View AB Stableford 1st Rolf Reitz (21) 37pts 2nd John Anstee (21) 34pts 3rd Peter Tucker (8) 34pts 4th Doug Miller (9) 33pts 7th December Lake View CD 1st Reto Vorburger (5) 41pts 2nd Bill Malone (18) 40pts 3rd Steve O’Brien (11) 39pts 4th David Rawlings (16) 35pts 5th December Lake View AB Strokeplay 1 Fred Kroll nett 70 2 Reto Vorburger nett 71 3 Mike Knight nett 72 4 Peter Dunne nett 72 Forthcoming Fixtures No fixtures available
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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: 9 December 2011. 3 Clubs & Putter. Front 9 - Nid Byrne 18 pts. Back 9 - P.Simons 19 pts. Overall - P.Simons 34 pts.
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results Week 21 12th December 2011 Dolphin Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Talk / Town Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 7 - 5 Dara Bar Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 5 - 7 Bob & Nok’s Ladies Muan Ladies 7 - 5 Bar Tender Ladies Papillon Ladies 7 - 5 Sunset B’vard Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies 8 - 4 The Power Girls League Table Team Bob and Nok’s The Power Girls Talk of the Town Railway Tavern Garden Bar Bobbys Bangers Muan Lord Webb Dara Bar Bar Tender
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Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin this week’s fixtures Week 3 16th December 2011 Dolphin Bar v Talk Of The Town Eagle A v Return Bar Garden Girls v Play Sports Lounge JW Black v JW Red Lazy Daze v Hua Hin Missing You Lucky Shot A v Eagle B Maria Bar v Braze Head Tattoo Sunset Boulevard v Oasis next week’s fixtures Week 4 23rd December 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Lazy Daze Eagle B v Garden Girls Hua Hin Missing You v Eagle A JW Red v Sunset Boulevard Oasis v Lucky Shot A Play Sports Lounge v Maria Bar Return Bar v Dolphin Bar Talk Of The Town v JW Black
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results Week 19 14th December 2011 Muan Bar 8 - 10 Garden bar Play Sports Lounge 4 - 14 Eagle Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar 7 - 11 Dolphin Bar Talk of the Town Bar 8 - 10 Hua Hin Miss You Thaiwaii Bar 0 - 18 The Lord Webb Bar
blue division results Week 16 14th December 2011 All Nations v TNT Bar n/a Headrock 6 - 13 Pink Panther JW Red 14 - 5 King Bar B King Bar A 17 - 0 Montri
green division results Week 16 14th December 2011 Billys v Red Bar n/a Jungle Juice B v Billy’s Babes n/a Limelight 10 - 9 Papillon Sabai 6 - 13 PP
next fixtures Week 20 4th January 2012 (please note the date!) Dick’s Office Bar v Thaiwaii Bar Dolphin Bar v Talk of the Town Bar Eagle Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar Garden bar v Play Sports Lounge Maria 2 Bar v Muan Bar
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results Week 14 14th December 2011 Bar Tender 10 - 8 Bob & Noks Beach Hut Bar 13 - 5 Beer O’Clock Club Bobby’s Bar B 7 - 11 Bobby’s Bar Maria’s Bar 5 - 13 Dara Bar Railway Tavern 9 - 9 Sinatras The Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Lanla Bar League Table Team Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Squealing Pig Dara Bar Railway Tavern Bar Tender Bob & Noks Sinatras Maria’s Bar Beer O’Clck Club Bobby’s Bar B Lanla Bar
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INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT London Bar v JW Black n/a next week’s fixtures Week 17 21st December 2011 blue division King Bar B v Headrock Montri v JW Black Pink Panther v All Nations TNT Bar v King Bar A green division Billy’s Babes v Limelight Papillon v London Bar PP v Billys Red Bar v Jungle Juice B INTER-DIVISIONAL JW Red v Sabai
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results Week 14 13th December 2011 DIVISION 1 All Nations A v Paradise n/a Buddy Bar v JW Black n/a JW Red 0 - 18 99 Friends Jaew Bar 8 - 10 CAT Club Jungle Juice 15 - 3 CAT Karaoke
DIVISION 2 99 Ladies 18 - 0 Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik 5 - 13 Play Sports Lounge Dick’s Office A 3 - 15 All Nations B Robin’s Rest v Muan Ladies n/a No game - CAT Discotek
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FIXTURES Week 15 20th December 2011 DIVISION 1 Buddy Bar v 99 Friends CAT Club v Jungle Juice CAT Karaoke v All Nations A JW Red v Jaew Bar Paradise v JW Black
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BLIND DOUBLES RESULTS SUNDAY 4TH DECEMBER Winners: Ball (CAT Karaoke) and May (CAT Jiggapik)Runners up: Rune (99 Bar) and Jim (99 Ladies)
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Team Man City Man Utd Chelsea Tottenham Arsenal Liverpool Newcastle Stoke Aston Villa Norwich Swansea Everton QPR Fulham West Brom Sunderland Wolves Wigan Blackburn Bolton
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this week’s fixtures PTS 38 36 31 31 29 26 26 21 19 19 17 16 16 15 15 14 14 12 10 9
HUA HIN PREMIER LEAGUE The Hua Hin Premier League matches take place at the X-Plode Arena on Soi 10 (see ad on page 14). For more information please contact cjdev@ mac.com, call 081 944 9372, visit their Facebook page (X-PLODE ARENA) or website at www.xplodehuahin.com. Latest information is at www. leaguewebsite.co.uk/huahinpremierleague results Saturday, 3rd december 2011 Hua Hin - Pran 1 - 6 My Friend X-plode 7 - 3 Ruamit Sunday, 4th december 2011 Peppino’s 10 - 7 Liverpool Supporters LEAGUE TABLE Team 1 Ruamit 2 Kok Moo 3 X-plode 4 Peppino’s 5 Liverpool Supporters 6 My Friend 7 Hua Hin - Pran
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FIXTURES Saturday, 10th december 2011 Liverpool Supporters v My Friend 19:00 Peppino’s v Hua Hin - Pran 20:00
(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 17 december 2011 premier league 1 Blackburn v West Brom, 22:00 3 Everton v Norwich, 22:00 1 Fulham v Bolton, 22:00 1 Newcastle v Swansea, 22:00 3 Wolverhampton v Stoke, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Blackpool v Watford, 22:00 1 Brighton v Burnley, 22:00 3 Bristol City v Nott’m Forest, 22:00 1 Cardiff v Middlesbrough, 22:00 3 Doncaster v Leicester, 22:00 1 Hull v Millwall, 22:00 1 Ipswich v Derby, 22:00 3 Leeds v Reading, 22:00 1 Peterborough v Coventry, 22:00 1 West Ham v Barnsley, 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER 2 Aberdeen v Hibernian, 19:30 1 Hearts v Dunfermline, 22:00 3 Kilmarnock v Dundee Utd, 22:00 1 Motherwell v St Mirren, 22:00 1 Rangers v Inverness CT, 22:00 Sunday, 18 December 2011 premier league 2 Wigan v Chelsea, 00:30 2 QPR v Man Utd, 19:00 3 Aston Villa v Liverpool, 21:05 3 Tottenham v Sunderland, 22:00 3 Man City v Arsenal, 23:10 CHAMPIONSHIP 3 Portsmouth v Southampton, 20:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER 2 St Johnstone v Celtic, 22:00 Tuesday, 20 December 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Crystal Palace v Birmingham, 02:45 Wednesday, 21 December 2011 premier league 1 Wolverhampton v Norwich, 02:45 3 Blackburn v Bolton, 03:00 Thursday, 22 December 2011 premier league 3 Aston Villa v Arsenal, 02:45 1 Man City v Stoke, 02:45 1 Newcastle v West Brom, 02:45 1 Everton v Swansea, 03:00 2 Fulham v Man Utd, 03:00 2 QPR v Sunderland, 03:00 2 Wigan v Liverpool, 03:00 Thursday, 22 December 2011 premier league 3 Tottenham v Chelsea, 20:00
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Featured Game monday, 19 December 2011 French Ligue 1 Paris SG v Lille, 03:00 Parc des Princes, Paris, France This week we have a look at a game in the French league between second placed PSG and third placed Lille - a win for either combined with a loss for leaders Montpelier (playing Toulouse) will see them top of the table as the league takes it’s winter break. PSG are the French equivalent of Manchester City in that they have recently been taken over by a rich Arab company (Qatar Investment Authority) and are now among the richest clubs in the world. Lille are the current champions and their success has been based on attractive attacking play, and they have in their ranks some sought after players such as the young Belgian Eden Hazard. They also attracted Liverpool’s Joe Cole on loan and it seems like it has been a good move for both parties. This will be a close game - Lille are undefeated away although half of those games ended in draws. We think this will be a high scoring draw leaving both teams unmoved in the table.
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Alex Ferguson to advise David Cameron on European exits that delight a nation
manchester, england Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to advise David Cameron on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it. After vetoing the latest EU bill, Cameron has come under some criticism for putting the banks ahead of EU stability, and has called in Sir Alex Ferguson to make his European exit seem much more palatable. A Whitehall insider explained, “Manchester United went out of Europe last Wednesday, yet the whole country was smiling whilst they did it. Simply put, David wants some of that.” “He wants to back out, and have the whole country behind him laughing
Left: Out of Europe? You’re having a laugh! Sir Alex Ferguson reminds everyone that United wanted to be in the Europa League as they have never won it
whilst he does so. And who better to help you with that than Manchester United?” Experts have said the governments move is a good one, and that if there was one organisation as universally unpopular as the coalition government, it was Manchester
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United. A Manchester United spokesperson said, “Sir Alex’s first words were, ‘you need to make everyone think you believe you’re absolutely entitled to be in Europe’ – that will amplify any sense of schadenfreude when you leave’.” “That’s really good advice, I’m sure you’ll agree.” “If Manchester United had wanted to be out of Europe, then I’m sure you can imagine how disappointed people would have been that they were out of Europe.” “As it is, most people are still laughing a week later.”
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