Notable Quotes

“Say What?!”

Antarctica (was my favorite) because I got to ski next to the penguins.

- Maddock Lipp, of Colorado, who at 8 years old holds the record for youngest person to ski on all 7 continents [I] can’t believe [I’m] going to jail for an nft salesman.

- Tweet by a Trump supporter who was sentenced to prison for entering the Capitol on January 6th, in response to Trump selling online digital NFT trading cards

I can’t do this anymore.… He’s one of the best presidents in history. I gotta tell you. Whoever, what business partner and anybody on the comms team and anybody at Mar-a-Lago, and I love the folks down there, but we’re at war. They oughta be fired today.

- Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon reacting to Trump selling NFTs

Even the MyPillow guy was going, “I think Trump’s lost it.’”

— Jimmy Fallon

[Meghan Markle] is just a divorced American C-list actress now gleefully playing the role of her life, doubtless cheered on by many other woke young women in the U.S. who wish they’d snared themselves a handsome-prince lottery ticket too, and who will fully buy into her “It’s all been such a racist struggle” claptrap.

- Pierce Morgan, New York Post, excoriating Meghan Markle and Prince Harry for their expose on the Royal Family

And in the end, Meghan and Harry will lose because people who heartlessly ditch their families for commercial gain very rarely end up as anything but unloved losers.

– Ibid.

I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid.

- Pres. Joe Biden

And at least 50% a lie.

- One of many responses on Twitter

See that’s the whole joke, isn’t it? They say that whole thing was planned, and I’m like, are you kidding me? A bunch of conservatives, Second Amendment supporters, went in the Capitol without guns, and they think that we organized that? I don’t think so.

– Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), in a speech to the New York Young Republicans Club

January 6 happened, and next thing you know, I organized the whole thing, along with Steve Bannon here. And I will tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, it would’ve been armed.

- Ibid.

Now, let me just say if I saw Greene with a gun, I would definitely be scared, but I refuse to believe Steve Bannon knows how to use one. No one who layers polo shirts is good with a firearm. In a way, they’d make fun partners in a buddy cop movie.

— Seth Meyers

A new checkout trend is sweeping across America, making for an increasingly awkward experience: digital tip jars.

You order a coffee, an ice cream, a salad or a slice of pizza and pay with your credit card or phone. Then, an employee standing behind the counter spins around a touch screen and slides it in front of you. The screen has a few suggested tip amounts – usually 10%, 15% or 20%. There’s also often an option to leave a custom tip or no tip at all.

The worker is directly across from you. Other customers are standing behind, waiting impatiently and looking over your shoulder to see how much you tip. And you must make a decision in seconds. Oh lord, the stress.

From a CNN article, titled “Out of control: No one knows how much to tip” That mask is the [crazy] Democrats’ MAGA hat. The fact that she thinks she needs to wear the hat… for sure that lady is boosted and tested and they’re working on a television show.

- Joe Rogan, upon seeing a TV host wearing a mask in front of a green screen

In Florida, if you’re still wearing a mask, we just assume you’re hideous.

- Rep. Matt Gaetz on Twitter

This brings upon us the lie that Republicans really are fiscally conservative. The Democrats aren’t. They will not pretend to be fiscally conservative. Not one of them up here gives a darn about the debt.

– Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) criticizing his fellow Republican senators for green-lighting the Democrats’ massive spending bill

If 41 one of us said, “No” and held our ground until there was a compromise, we could force Democrats to reduce spending. We have completely and totally abdicated the power of the purse. Republicans are emasculated. They have no power, and they are unwilling to gain that power back.

– Ibid.

After burying the Holocaust for years on its back pages and demonizing Israel for decades on its front pages, the New York Times now shamefully calls for undermining Israel’s elected incoming government.

- Prime Minister Netanyahu responding to the New York Times calling his government “radical”

While the NYT continues to delegitimize the one true democracy in the Middle East and America’s best ally in the region, I will continue to ignore its ill-founded advice and instead focus on building a stronger and more prosperous country, strengthening ties with America, expanding peace with our neighbors, and securing the future of the one and only Jewish state.

- Ibid.

Just applied to an apartment in DC where I told the guy that my credit was really bad. He said I’d be fine. Got denied, lost the apartment, and the application fee. This ain’t meant for people who don’t already have money.

- The first member of Generation Z to be elected to Congress and former Uber driver Maxwell Alejandro Frost (D-FL), shortly after arriving in Washington, D.C., to get set up in advance of his Congressional term It’s not that unusual.

- Dr. Anthony Fauci when asked on MSNBC how it is that even three years after Covid started we still do not know the origins of the virus

There is so much misinformation that we were experiencing the normalization of untruths.

- Ibid, who is accused by some of being a predominant figure in the area of misinformation