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THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE
Shooters Jokes
“As a bunny, I really liked hopscotch . . .so I guess I'll have a double IPA with a maltwhiskey chaser.” — Paul Angiolillo, Weston, MA
RUNNERS UP “First, I lose a race to a turtle. Then, I lose my foot. And now I've been replaced by 2 doves and a really long handkerchief! I'm unemployed! What am I going to tell my wife and my 137 kids?” Tony R. Gallego Tucson, AZ
“I've got a real sob story, so I hope you're all ears.” Janet L. Davis Grimes County, TX
“I'm not too egg-static today Joe. Easter was an Absolute Stress so go ahead and give me a Mind Eraser.” Denisse Rodriguez Alabama
“Do me a favor, Bartender. Don't start with "I'm all ears.” Carol Lasky Boston, MA
“Give me something cold and hop to it.” Susan Wickes Richmond, IN
“I'm losing my hare.”
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