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The winner will be announced in the next issue of BARTENDER® .
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caption for the “Bartoon” shown here. BARTENDER® will send $200 for the one that we think beats the rest. We’re looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
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THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE
RUNNERS UP
“First, I lose a race to a turtle. Then, I lose my foot. And now I've been replaced by 2 doves and a really long handkerchief! I'm unemployed! What am I going to tell my wife and my 137 kids?” Tony R. Gallego Tucson, AZ “I've got a real sob story, so I hope you're all ears.” Janet L. Davis Grimes County, TX
“I'm not too egg-static today Joe. Easter was an Absolute Stress so go ahead and give me a Mind Eraser.” Denisse Rodriguez Alabama
— Paul Angiolillo, Weston, MA
“Do me a favor, Bartender. Don't start with "I'm all ears.” Carol Lasky Boston, MA
“Give me something cold and hop to it.” Susan Wickes Richmond, IN
“I'm losing my hare.” Nicholas Colello Glen Ridge, NJ The next issue of BARTENDER®:
FALL/WINTER 2022
BARTENDER “Hall of Fame”®
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