The Crazy Corona Cures* Offered By Humans Who Claim To Be Sentient Beings Of Some Evolution In The Information-Is-Power Era • Wind of god: Blown through Corona by TV preacher Ken Copeland to destroy it forever, so it will “never be back” • Prayer: if it worked on Corona & illness in general, there’d be less need for medical staff globally • Bleach: Ingested, it does cure Corona - if death can be considered a cure • Disinfectant: Trump loses election not because of lies & high crimes, but for suggesting Lysol as cure • Driving tractors: Belarus’ President claims working people driving tractors will be immune: “The tractor will heal everyone. The fields heal everyone.” • Steam: Inhaling has no curative effect • Chlorine: Applied directly to body has no effect • Hands on TV screen: Televangelist Copeland urged touching a TV screen as a proxy cure • Laying on of hands: Ineffective preacher-promoted cure-all • Antiviral “Virus Shut Out Protection” pendants: Banned Asianorigin product that “blocks airborne particles” when worn around neck, purportedly preventing Corona • Happy Science spiritual vaccine: CEO-stockbroker-religiouscult leader, Ryuho Okawa offered $400 DVD “blessings” as cure • Cow Dung: Many in India believe cow dung can cure cancer – & Corona. Patients in a Gujarat ayurvedic hospital live with cows & cow dung packs applied to their bodies • Violet leaf essential oil applied to anus: Iranian cleric believes applying this oil to anus will “cure the corona,” which he claims is God’s revenge against those who upset him • Mole sauce: Culinary staple promoted by Mexican state governor Miguel Barbosa of Puebla
• Poverty: Barbosa also claims the poor are immune as most of Mexico’s known cases have been wealthier people • Plague Protection Kit: London Bishop Climate Ministry Church sells a £91 box containing scarlet yarn & Divine Plague Protection Oil [“mix of cedar wood, hyssop, & prayer”] that you apply “faithfully” • Miracle Mineral Solution: The Genesis II Church calls its table salt + minerals, industrial bleach formula a “sacrament,” but is really a fraudulent non-cure • 6 deep breaths & then coughing by covering one’s mouth: No • Homemade hand sanitizer: Filipino mix of rum, bleach & fabric softener • Destroying 5G technology: Viruses don’t travel on radio waves/mobile networks. Some insist: If 5G can pierce walls it can wreak havoc with immune systems. “No coincidence” that it arose as Corona was breaking • Inhaling hydrogen peroxide: Using a drug-delivery device, the nebulizer. Never • Germicidal fluorescent bulbs: Clear fluorescent lamp, used to sterilize tools, surfaces & air in medical facilities, but ineffective against Corona • Breast milk: Adults sell & buy human breast milk online for their own consumption believing it canprevent Corona • Torah: Ultra-orthodox rabbi claims God’s revealed guidance in the Old Testament will protect the faithful • Fasting: Brazilian reactionary pentecostal preacher claims fasting is a miracle cure • God: Christian preacher claims God cures Corona by shutting down human virus receptors • Faith: When this failed, same preacher claimed only truly devout Christians are immune. But if you’re devout and still get it? Well, then you’re not REALLY truly devout
• Visiting religious shrines: Advocated by Orthodox Iranian clerics to be cured • Red soap: It is just dyed red and has no preventive prperties. • White handkerchief: Some claim the color white is harmful to the virus & a white hankie or tissue “prevents the virus in the mucus from being transferred to others” • Hot bath: Or saunas do not a cure Corona • Hair or hand dryer: Up the nostrils - no effect • Summer: hot weather doesn’t melt Corona from our bodies • Winter: Cold climate & snow have no curative effect • Ice cream & frozen foods: Neither cause nor cure Corona • Garlic: is healthy but no cure, good for social distancing • Smoking: May do more harm than good because of damage smokers do to their lungs • Gargling with vinegar: Smelling like a salad, not preventive • Gargling with salt water: No effect • Vinegar hand sanitizer: Brazilian fake germicidal • Superblue Toothpaste: Info Wars’ Alex Jones range of “stopgate” nostrums: toothpaste, dietary supplements, creams to kill Corona “at point-blank range” • Colloidal silver: Tiny silver particles suspended in a liquid “protects immune system” according to preachers & snakeoil salesmen inc. Jim Bakker who claims “Silver Solution has been proven to kill every pathogen it’s ever been tested on” • Mix of cocaine, amphetamines & nicotine: $300 Dark Web conconcotion • Essential oils: Quinessence Aromatherapy’s Anti-Virus Synergy oil of ravensara, tea tree, basil & cedarwood Virginian does not have powerful anti-viral & antiseptic properties • Aromatherapy: Against Virus Essential Oils claims it inhibits virus replication by “hindering cellular DNA polymerase and alteration in phenylpropanoid pathways” - no
• Boneset Tea: Thoroughwort, Purple Boneset, & Joe-Pye Weed tea by Vivify Holistic Clinic does not prevents Corona • Tea: Although containing stimulants such as methylxanthine, and theobromine does not prevent virus • Peganuma harmala: Turkmenistan’s President swears inhaling smoke of this desert plant will protect against Corona “that is invisible to the naked eye” • Volcanic ash: From Taal Volcano in the Philippines – no magic • Prayer in large groups: Tanzania’s president urged faithful to attend churches/mosques to pray away Corona as “it cannot survive in the body of Christ, it will burn” • Sheepshead soup: A cure from Turkey • Vodka: No - 40% alcohol content falls below necessary 60% • Rubbing alcohol: Many people in Turkey died from drinking rubbing alcohol • Methanol: 600 Iranians died from drinking methanol, (wood alcohol) as Corona cure • Ethanol: Popular ethanol drinks do not prevent Corona, & may cause immunosuppression • Curse: “Evangelical for Trump” Maldonado ordered the virus to “disintegrate, dissolve like the dust, in Jesus’ mighty name” • Cocaine: Cannot kill corona in one’s nostrils • Chloroquine phosphate: Used to treat fish tanks & sick fish but sounds like the malaria drug hydroxychloronquine, which, although promoted by Trump, is also not a vaccine • Wormwood tea: Madagascar’s President promotes COVID-ORGANIC remedy with Artemisia annua [sweet wormwood] is rumored to cure malaria • Cow urine: In India people gather for cow urine drinking competition parties, swearing it’s a vaccine • Camel urine: A Middle Eastern noncure promoted by some religious clerics
• Ultraviolet / sunlight exposure: No, no matter what Trump claims • Vitamin C: High-dosage intake no effect • Makabuhay plant sap: Filipino antibiotic Corona “cure” applied as eyedrop because virus crawls from skin into eyes. • Lemon in warm water: High Vitamin C does not prevent corona • Water: Drinking it every 15 mins. to flush Corona through body into the stomach where stomach acid can kill it. • Water: Keep mouth & throat moist because dryness & dehydration stimulate Corona • Boiled garlic water: Tanzania’s president claims the drink cures Corona overnight • Shuanghuanglian oil: Traditional Chinese medicine consisting of honeysuckle, Chinese skullcap, & forsythia flowers that some suggest may be effective against respiratory illnesses • Ginger-lemon tea: Venezuelan President shared recipe on Twitter claiming anticorona benefits • Boiled ginger + fasting: No effect • Scalar energy: Known as animating life force, prana, radiant energy, or orgone. “Researchers” & TV huckster-preachers believe scalar energy can transmute pathogens using photos of people who want to transmute pathogens in their bodies. • Vegetarianism: Vegetarians are not immune to Corona • Yoga: Indian minister believes that, since yoga relieves mental stress & high blood pressure, reducing heart attacks, kidney failures &, thus, Corona • Small onions: An Indian hotel owner believes that “small onions provide resistance to flu-based diseases” • Bananas, mangos, durian, an edible fruit: Delicious noncures • Arsenicum album-30: Indian Ayurveda, Yoga, Unani, Siddha & Homoeopathy spokespeople claim this homeopathic treatment cures Corona
• Momordica charantia: Or bitter melon is eaten in Africa & Asia but is not a cure • Turmeric: Although healthy, not a cure • Andrographis paniculata: South Asian plant touted for its medicinal properties does not cure Corona • Neem tree leaves: Another noncure from India • Azithromycin: Antibiotics do not kill viruses like Corona • Arbidol: Obsolete, unproven 1970s Russian anti-viral drug is now being touted as a Corona cure • Orphan drug: IV-dispensed Remdesivir interferes with virus reproduction, is currently being tested, has shown some promise • Steroids: Unsure of why steroids have been tested since they leave people more prone to infections • COVID-19 treatment packs: Doctor-entrepreneur-owner of Skinny Beach Med Spa banned from selling snakeoil 100% noncure • BioCharger NG Subtle Energy Platform: $15,000 device promoted by a celebrity chef “cures” Corona by opening airways & reducing inflammation • Moon Juice routine: Amanda Chantal Bacon recommends dry brushing to stimulate lymph flow, cold shower, cortisol intake, air purifier, vitamin C 3x daily, Power Dust adaptogenic blend, Elderberry Defense tonic, & Magnesi-Om before bed ______ * Most of these “cures” are insane, wreckless, based on superstition or profit... although some allow us to feel exhiliratingly superior to the perpetrators. Some are dangerous, while a few do actually merit further research.