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May 11-17, 2013
INDEX Daily talk shows now on Page 71 ●●●●●
2-5 Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 6-8 Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 ●●●●●
9 Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 10 Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 11-13 Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 13-14 Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 15 Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 ●●●●●
16 Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 17 Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 18-20 Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 20-21 Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 22 Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●
23 Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 24 Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 25-27 Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 27-28 Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 29 Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●
30 Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 31 Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 32-34 Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 34-35 Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 36 Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 ●●●●●
37 Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 38 Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 39-41 Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 41-42 Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 43 Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 ●●●●●
44 Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 45 Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 46-48 Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 48-49 Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 50 Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●
51 Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 52 Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 53-55 Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 55-56 Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 57 Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●
58-70 Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 70 Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 71 Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 72 Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7
‘The Office’ closes Nine seasons and four Emmys later, he lunatics at Scranton's Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. prepare to say farewell as the NBC series airsits final episode. 9 p.m. Thursday on NBC.
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Saturday “NCIS” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Seinfeld” 8 p.m. ^; 8:30 p.m. H “Smash” 8 p.m. #, + Movie “Suspicion” 8 p.m. ) “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Sábado Gigante” 8 p.m. . “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ? “Bloopers” 8 p.m. H “Bones” 8 p.m. L “Bones” 8 p.m. WGN-A “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m. V “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z “Monk” 8 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “The Scorpion King” 8 p.m. AMC “My Cat From Hell” 8 p.m. ANIM “Doctor Who” 8 p.m. BBC Movie “Mrs. Doubtfire” 8 p.m. CMT “There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane” 8 p.m. CNN “Tosh.0” 8 p.m. COM “Sons of Guns” 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm” 8 p.m. ESPN2 “Red Eye” 8 p.m. FNC “Restaurant Stakeout” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “The Waterboy” 8 p.m. FX Movie “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” 8 p.m. HBO Movie “Dangerous Intuition” 8 p.m. LIFE Movie “Jackass 3.5” 8 p.m. MTV “Breaking Amish” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “Shooter” 8 p.m. TNT “Ghost Adventures” 8 p.m. TRAV “Caught Red Handed” 8 p.m. TRUTV “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1 Movie “Varsity Blues” 8:15 p.m. MAX “Seinfeld” 8:30 p.m. ^ “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM “Caught Red Handed” 8:30 p.m. TRUTV Movie “The Back-up Plan” 8:30 p.m. USA “The Voice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. & “Jeopardy!” 9 p.m. _ “Castle” 9 p.m. * “48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Austin City Limits” 9 p.m. 6 “The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L “Two and a Half Men” 9 p.m. H “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “Psych” 9 p.m. ± “My Cat From Hell” 9 p.m. ANIM “Orphan Black” 9 p.m. BBC “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC “NBA Tonight” 9 p.m. ESPN2; 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Justice With Judge Jeanine” 9 p.m. FNC
HIGH DEF
May 11-17, 2013
High-Def TV May 11-17 “Restaurant Stakeout” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Beverly Lewis’ The Confession” 9 p.m. HALL “Big Time Rush” 9 p.m. NICK Movie “Traffic” 9 p.m. SHOW “Breaking Amish: The Shunning Truth” 9 p.m. TLC “Home Movies” 9 p.m. TOON “Mysteries at the Museum” 9 p.m. TRAV “Caught Red Handed” 9 p.m. TRUTV Movie “Four Brothers” 9:02 p.m. SPIKE “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30 p.m. ^ “Wheel of Fortune” 9:30 p.m. _ “Are We There Yet?” 9:30 p.m. 4 “Two and a Half Men” 9:30 p.m. H “Priceless Antiques Roadshow” 9:30 p.m. V Pelicula “El Rey Escorpión” 9:30 p.m. ≤ “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Married to Jonas” 9:30 p.m. E! “Wendell & Vinnie” 9:30 p.m. NICK “Caught Red Handed” 9:30 p.m. TRUTV “Good Luck Charlie” 9:40 p.m. DISN Movie “Witness for the Prosecution” 9:41 p.m. ) Movie “In Time” 9:45 p.m. HBO “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m. #, + “Castle” 10 p.m. _ “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “Midsomer Murders” 10 p.m. V “Psych” 10 p.m. ± Movie “The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior” 10 p.m. AMC “Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts” 10 p.m. COM “Sons of Guns” 10 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 10 p.m. E! “Restaurant Stakeout” 10 p.m. FOOD Movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” 10 p.m. FX Movie “Ticket Out” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Apparition” 10 p.m. MAX “Lockup: Raw” 10 p.m. MSNBC “Breaking Amish: The Shunning Truth” 10 p.m. TLC “Bait Car” 10 p.m. TRUTV “A.N.T. Farm” 10:05 p.m. DISN “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L “Live From Daryl’s House” 10:30 p.m. Z “Shake It Up!” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! Movie “S.W.A.T.” 10:30 p.m. TNT “Bait Car” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^
“Midsomer Murders” 10:48 p.m. V
Sunday “Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H “Call the Midwife” 8 p.m. &, ) “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m. _, * “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8 p.m. . “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ? “Law & Order” 8 p.m. D “Bones” 8 p.m. L “Nature” 8 p.m. V “Private Practice” 8 p.m. Z “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “V for Vendetta” 8 p.m. BBC “The Sheards” 8 p.m. BET; 9 p.m. BET “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT; 9 p.m. CMT “World Poker Tour: Season 11” 8 p.m. CSNBA “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m. DISN “Alaska: The Last Frontier” 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9:30 p.m. ESPN “2012 World Series of Poker” 8 p.m. ESPN2 “Huckabee” 8 p.m. FNC “Cupcake Wars” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Step Brothers” 8 p.m. FX; 10 p.m. FX “You Live in What?” 8 p.m. HGTV “Ax Men” 8 p.m. HIST Movie “Why Did I Get Married?” 8 p.m. TBS “Long Island Medium On the Road” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “The Help” 8 p.m. TMC Movie “National Treasure” 8 p.m. TNT “Radical Rides” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “Bob’s Burgers” 8:30 p.m. ^, H Pelicula “Comando Antibombas” 8:30 p.m. ≤ “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m. A&E “Shake It Up!” 8:30 p.m. DISN “Wendell & Vinnie” 8:30 p.m. NICK “Nurse Jackie” 8:30 p.m. SHOW “Family Guy” 9 p.m. ^, H “All-Star Celebrity Apprentice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m. &, ) “Revenge” 9 p.m. _, * “Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ? “The Closer” 9 p.m. L
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“In Search of Myths and Heroes” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 9 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 9 p.m. CNN “Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny” 9 p.m. COM “World Poker Tour: Season 11” 9 p.m. CSNBA “Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN “Great Bear Stakeout” 9 p.m. DSC “Holly Has a Baby” 9 p.m. E! “2012 World Series of Poker” 9 p.m. ESPN2 “Stossel” 9 p.m. FNC “Iron Chef America” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Beverly Lewis’ The Confession” 9 p.m. HALL “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m. HBO “Ax Men” 9 p.m. HIST “Army Wives” 9 p.m. LIFE “Lockup: Holman” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Awkward.” 9 p.m. MTV Movie “Clueless” 9 p.m. NICK “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW; 9:30 p.m. SHOW Movie “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” 9 p.m. SPIKE “Long Island Medium” 9 p.m. TLC “Extreme Factories” 9 p.m. TRAV “South Beach Tow” 9 p.m. TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9 p.m. VH1 “Squidbillies” 9:15 p.m. TOON “American Dad” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Awkward.” 9:30 p.m. MTV “Long Island Medium” 9:30 p.m. TLC “omg! Insider” 10 p.m. $ “10 Buildings That Changed America” 10 p.m. &, ) “Sal y Pimienta” 10 p.m. . “Are We There Yet?” 10 p.m. 4 “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ? “In Search of Myths and Heroes” 10 p.m. V “Without a Trace” 10 p.m. ± “Mad Men” 10 p.m. AMC “River Monsters” 10 p.m. ANIM “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “The Kandi Factory” 10 p.m. BRAVO “Guntucky” 10 p.m. CMT “Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious” 10 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 10 p.m. E! “MLB Baseball” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Restaurant: Impossible” 10 p.m. FOOD “Veep” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV “Swamp People” 10 p.m. HIST “The Client List” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Alien 3” 10 p.m. MAX “Lockup: Holman” 10 p.m. MSNBC “The Borgias” 10 p.m. SHOW “Breaking Amish: Brave New World” 10 p.m. TLC
TVTIMES “South Beach Tow” 10 p.m. TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “I’m Married to A...” 10 p.m. VH1 “Inside Edition Weekend” 10:30 p.m. $ “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Jessie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10:30 p.m. E! “Family Tree” 10:30 p.m. HBO Movie “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” 10:30 p.m. TBS Movie “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” 10:30 p.m. TMC Movie “Clash of the Titans” 10:30 p.m. TNT “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^
Monday “How I Met Your Mother” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m. &, ) “Dancing With the Stars” 8 p.m. _, * “2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “NOVA” 8 p.m. 6 “90210” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Poirot” 8 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “Man on Fire” 8 p.m. AMC “Ghostland, Tennessee” 8 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 8 p.m. BBC Movie “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” 8 p.m. BET “The Real Housewives of Orange County” 8 p.m. BRAVO “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m. DISN “Fast N’ Loud” 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” 8 p.m. FAM “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “The Proposal” 8 p.m. FX “Real Time With Bill Maher” 8 p.m. HBO Movie “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC Movie “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 8 p.m. SHOW “Defiance” 8 p.m. SYFY “Long Island Medium” 8 p.m. TLC
HIGH DEF Movie “Elizabeth” 8 p.m. TMC “Bizarre Foods America” 8 p.m. TRAV “WWE Monday Night RAW” 8 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1; 9:30 p.m. VH1 Movie “Election” 8:15 p.m. MAX “Futurama” 8:29 p.m. COM “Mike & Molly” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30 p.m. % “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m. A&E Movie “Radio Rebel” 8:30 p.m. DISN Movie “Knocked Up” 8:30 p.m. E! “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Long Island Medium” 8:30 p.m. TLC “Futurama” 8:58 p.m. COM “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. &, ) “Hawaii Five-0” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 9 p.m. BBC “The Real Housewives of Orange County” 9 p.m. BRAVO “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 9 p.m. CMT “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC Movie “Matilda” 9 p.m. FAM “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Bridesmaids” 9 p.m. HBO “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV “Defiance” 9 p.m. SYFY “Long Island Medium On the Road: Beyond the Read” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Burger Land” 9 p.m. TRAV “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 9 p.m. VH1; 10:30 p.m. VH1 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “Burger Land” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Independent Lens” 10 p.m. &, ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Rosemary and Thyme” 10 p.m. V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT “Classic Car Rescue” 10 p.m. DSC “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV
May 11-17, 2013 Movie “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Cowboys & Aliens” 10 p.m. MAX “Teen Mom 2” 10 p.m. MTV “The Big C: Hereafter” 10 p.m. SHOW “Breaking Amish: Brave New World” 10 p.m. TLC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Revolution” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Newlyweds: The First Year” 10:01 p.m. BRAVO Movie “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” 10:05 p.m. TMC “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Jessie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10:30 p.m. FOOD
Tuesday “NCIS” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “So You Think You Can Dance” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Annie Oakley: American Experience” 8 p.m. & “Wipeout” 8 p.m. _, * “Himalaya With Michael Palin” 8 p.m. ) “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Nature” 8 p.m. 6 Movie “Leap Year” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “NOVA” 8 p.m. V “House” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± Movie “Gone in Sixty Seconds” 8 p.m. AMC “Wild Deep” 8 p.m. ANIM “Kitchen Nightmares” 8 p.m. BBC “Let’s Stay Together” 8 p.m. BET “Don’t Be Tardy...” 8 p.m. BRAVO “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Inside Amy Schumer” 8 p.m. COM “Jessie” 8 p.m. DISN “Deadliest Catch: The Bait” 8 p.m. DSC “Nick Cannon’s Big Surprise” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Star Trek” 8 p.m. FX; 10:30 p.m. FX Movie “Snow White and the Huntsman” 8 p.m. HBO “Flip or Flop” 8 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “World’s Worst Tenants” 8 p.m. SPIKE “The Little Couple” 8 p.m. TLC “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA
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“T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8 p.m. VH1 “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Wild Deep” 8:30 p.m. ANIM “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET “Don’t Be Tardy...” 8:30 p.m. BRAVO; 10:31 p.m. BRAVO “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 8:30 p.m. DISN “ProFILE: 60” 8:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Flip or Flop” 8:30 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m. HIST “World’s Worst Tenants” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE “The Little Couple” 8:30 p.m. TLC “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8:30 p.m. VH1 “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 9 p.m. #, + “Dancing With the Stars” 9 p.m. _, * “Himalaya With Michael Palin” 9 p.m. ) “Golden Boy” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “House” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Wild Deep” 9 p.m. ANIM “Kitchen Nightmares” 9 p.m. BBC “The Game” 9 p.m. BET “The Real Housewives of Orange County” 9 p.m. BRAVO “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “World Poker Tour: Season 11” 9 p.m. CSNBA “Shake It Up!” 9 p.m. DISN “Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 9 p.m. E! Movie “Beetlejuice” 9 p.m. FAM “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 9 p.m. LIFE “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “World’s Worst Tenants” 9 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 9 p.m. TLC Movie “War Horse” 9 p.m. TMC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9 p.m. VH1 “The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “Wild Deep” 9:30 p.m. ANIM “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 9:30 p.m. E! “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m. HIST Movie “Our Idiot Brother” 9:30 p.m. SHOW “World’s Worst Tenants” 9:30 p.m. SPIKE
TVTIMES “19 Kids and Counting” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Frontline” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Secrets of the Dead” 10 p.m. V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “American Hoggers” 10 p.m. A&E “Weird, True & Freaky” 10 p.m. ANIM “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN “Backyard Oil” 10 p.m. DSC “The Untold Story: Jason Derulo” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV “Preachers’ Daughters” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Five-Year Engagement” 10 p.m. MAX “World’s Worst Tenants” 10 p.m. SPIKE “Who Gets the Last Laugh?” 10 p.m. TBS “The Little Couple” 10 p.m. TLC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Hardcore Pawn” 10 p.m. TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “I’m Married to A...” 10 p.m. VH1 “Grimm” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Body of Proof” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Don’t Be Tardy...” 10:01 p.m. BRAVO “Fast & Furious 6: HBO First Look” 10:15 p.m. HBO “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “American Hoggers” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Inside Amy Schumer” 10:30 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Backyard Oil: Kentucky Boom” 10:30 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Family Tree” 10:30 p.m. HBO “House Hunters International” 10:30 p.m. HGTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 10:30 p.m. SPIKE “The Little Couple” 10:30 p.m. TLC “Hardcore Pawn” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV Movie “Hannibal” 10:31 p.m. AMC “American Restoration” 10:31 p.m. HIST
Wednesday “2 Broke Girls” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, + “Nature” 8 p.m. &, ) “The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *
HIGH-DEF TV “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “As Time Goes By” 8 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “WWE Main Event” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “The Breakfast Club” 8 p.m. AMC “River Monsters: Unhooked” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “Hook” 8 p.m. BBC “The Game” 8 p.m. BET “The Real Housewives of Orange County” 8 p.m. BRAVO “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Workaholics” 8 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m. DISN “MythBusters” 8 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “The Fighter” 8 p.m. FX; 10:30 p.m. FX “Property Brothers” 8 p.m. HGTV “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC Movie “Broken Kingdom” 8 p.m. SHOW Movie “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” 8 p.m. SPIKE “Breaking Amish: Brave New World-Secrets Revealed” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “Your Sister’s Sister” 8 p.m. TMC “Hot Dog Paradise 2” 8 p.m. TRAV “South Beach Tow” 8 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “Family Tools” 8:30 p.m. _, * “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Are You Being Served?” 8:30 p.m. V “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m. A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET Movie “Starstruck” 8:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 8:30 p.m. E! Movie “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” 8:30 p.m. FAM “South Beach Tow” 8:30 p.m. TRUTV “So You Think You Can Dance” 9 p.m. ^, H “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. #, + “NOVA” 9 p.m. &, ) “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _, * “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .
May 11-17, 2013 “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L “Keeping Up Appearances” 9 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Flashpoint” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM Movie “Glory Road” 9 p.m. BET “Million Dollar Listing New York” 9 p.m. BRAVO “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “World Poker Tour: Season 11” 9 p.m. CSNBA “MythBusters” 9 p.m. DSC “Holly Has a Baby” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 9 p.m. FOOD “Property Brothers” 9 p.m. HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Haunted Collector” 9 p.m. SYFY “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Toy Hunter” 9 p.m. TRAV “South Beach Tow” 9 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Last of the Summer Wine” 9:30 p.m. V “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m. A&E “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM “Veep” 9:30 p.m. HBO Movie “Lost in Translation” 9:30 p.m. TMC “Toy Hunter” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “South Beach Tow” 9:30 p.m. TRUTV “How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” 9:31 p.m. _, * “Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, + “Secrets of the Dead” 10 p.m. &, ) “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, * “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “William and Mary” 10 p.m. V “Flashpoint” 10 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E “Million Dollar Listing New York” 10 p.m. BRAVO “Guntucky” 10 p.m. CMT “South Park” 10 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN “The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius” 10 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!; 10:30 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Restaurant Stakeout” 10 p.m. FOOD “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV “Star Trek: Secrets of the Universe” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “The Apparition” 10 p.m. MAX “The Borgias” 10 p.m. SHOW “Deep South Paranormal” 10 p.m. SYFY
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“Hoarding: Buried Alive” 10 p.m. TLC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Operation Repo” 10 p.m. TRUTV “Hot in Cleveland” 10 p.m. TVLND “Psych” 10 p.m. USA “Off Pitch” 10 p.m. VH1 Movie “Sixteen Candles” 10:16 p.m. AMC “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “South Park” 10:30 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m. DISN “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “House Hunters International” 10:30 p.m. HGTV “Operation Repo” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV “The Exes” 10:30 p.m. TVLND “Off Pitch” 10:30 p.m. VH1
Thursday “The Big Bang Theory” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Office” 8 p.m. #, + “Wipeout” 8 p.m. _, * “Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India” 8 p.m. ) “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Great Old Amusement Parks” 8 p.m. V “White Collar” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E “Freakshow” 8 p.m. AMC “North Woods Law: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. ANIM “Orphan Black” 8 p.m. BBC “Tabatha Takes Over” 8 p.m. BRAVO “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m. DISN “Doomsday Bunkers” 8 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2; 9 p.m. ESPN2; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD “Income Property” 8 p.m. HGTV “Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST Movie “The Switch” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Big Time Rush” 8 p.m. NICK “iMPACT Wrestling” 8 p.m. SPIKE “America’s Worst Tattoos” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “The Mechanic” 8 p.m. TMC
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HIGH-DEF TV
“Mysteries at the Museum” 8 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “Elementary” 8:01 p.m. `; 9:01 p.m. % Movie “Johnson Family Vacation” 8:20 p.m. MAX “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Freakshow” 8:30 p.m. AMC “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM Movie “Sky High” 8:30 p.m. DISN “The Untold Story: Jason Derulo” 8:30 p.m. E! Movie “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” 8:30 p.m. FAM “Wendell & Vinnie” 8:30 p.m. NICK “America’s Worst Tattoos” 8:30 p.m. TLC “TNT Network Preview” 8:30 p.m. TNT “Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India” 8:47 p.m. ) “The Office” 9 p.m. #, + “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _, * “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “Beauty and the Beast” 9 p.m. ?, L “Frontline” 9 p.m. V “White Collar” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E “Freakshow” 9 p.m. AMC “Top Gear” 9 p.m. BBC “Tabatha Takes Over” 9 p.m. BRAVO “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Zombie Preppers” 9 p.m. DSC Movie “Juno” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9 p.m. TLC “Castle” 9 p.m. TNT “Monumental Mysteries” 9 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA Movie “Scream 4” 9:05 p.m. SHOW “Small Town Security” 9:30 p.m. AMC “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Anger Management” 9:30 p.m. FX “Game of Thrones” 9:30 p.m. HBO “Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m. HGTV “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India” 9:35 p.m. ) Movie “The Samaritan” 9:35 p.m. TMC “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “In My Lifetime” 10 p.m. V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “The First 48” 10 p.m. A&E “Small Town Security” 10 p.m. AMC “Swamp Wars” 10 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 10 p.m. BBC “Tabatha Takes Over” 10 p.m. BRAVO “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. COM “Surviving Zombies” 10 p.m. DSC; 10:30 p.m. DSC “Giving You the Business” 10 p.m. FOOD “Two and a Half Men” 10 p.m. FX “House Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “The Ex” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Savages” 10 p.m. MAX Movie “Underworld” 10 p.m. SPIKE “Men at Work” 10 p.m. TBS “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10 p.m. TLC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON “Top 20 Most Shocking” 10 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10 p.m. VH1 “Scandal” 10:02 p.m. _, * “Hannibal” 10:15 p.m. #, + “Phineas and Ferb” 10:15 p.m. DISN “American Masters” 10:30 p.m. ) “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Small Town Security” 10:30 p.m. AMC “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m. CMT “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10:30 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Two and a Half Men” 10:30 p.m. FX “Veep” 10:30 p.m. HBO “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10:30 p.m. TLC
Friday “Undercover Boss” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, + “NOVA” 8 p.m. & “Shark Tank” 8 p.m. _, * “Undercover Boss” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Inside E Street” 8 p.m. 6 “Nikita” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Death in Paradise” 8 p.m. V “Monk” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 8 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “Firefox” 8 p.m. AMC “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “Gridiron Gang” 8 p.m. BET “Tabatha Takes Over” 8 p.m. BRAVO
May 11-17, 2013 5 “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 8 p.m. CNN “A.N.T. Farm” 8 p.m. DISN “Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded” 8 p.m. DSC “Holly Has a Baby” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2; 9 p.m. ESPN2; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Grown Ups” 8 p.m. FX Movie “Beverly Lewis’ The Confession” 8 p.m. HALL Movie “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” 8 p.m. HBO Movie “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 8 p.m. SHOW “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” 8 p.m. TNT “The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “Tosh.0” 8:28 p.m. COM “Check, Please! Bay Area” 8:30 p.m. ) “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Just Seen It” 9:30 p.m. 6 Pelicula “Las Desapariciones” 8:30 p.m. ≤ “Jessie” 8:30 p.m. DISN Movie “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” 8:30 p.m. FAM “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 8:30 p.m. TLC “Inside Amy Schumer” 8:58 p.m. COM “Bones” 9 p.m. ^, H “Great Performances at the Met” 9 p.m. & “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, * “Marilyn Monroe: Beyond the Legend” 9 p.m. ) “48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “My Generation” 9 p.m. 6 “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L “Hetty Wainthropp Investigates” 9 p.m. V “Monk” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 9 p.m. ± “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 9 p.m. CMT “Anderson Cooper 360” 9 p.m. CNN “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD “Flea Market Flip” 9 p.m. HGTV “Lockup” 9 p.m. MSNBC Movie “2 Fast 2 Furious” 9 p.m. TBS “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9 p.m. TLC Movie “About Cherry” 9 p.m. TMC “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA
Movie “The Watch” 9:15 p.m. MAX “Workaholics” 9:29 p.m. COM “Fish Hooks” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “Flea Market Flip” 9:30 p.m. HGTV Movie “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” 9:30 p.m. SPIKE “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Tosh.0” 9:59 p.m. COM “20/20” 10 p.m. _, * “Audrey Hepburn Remembered” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes” 10 p.m. V “Cold Case” 10 p.m. ± “Swamp’d!” 10 p.m. ANIM “The Real Housewives of Orange County” 10 p.m. BRAVO “Guntucky” 10 p.m. CMT “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m. DISN “Wild West Alaska” 10 p.m. DSC “Fashion Police” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m. FOOD Movie “Jumping the Broom” 10 p.m. FX “Real Time With Bill Maher” 10 p.m. HBO Movie “Our Idiot Brother” 10 p.m. SHOW “I Found the Gown” 10 p.m. TLC “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m. TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “Best Week Ever” 10 p.m. VH1 “Rock Center With Brian Williams” 10:01 p.m. #, + “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Storage Wars” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Swamp’d!” 10:30 p.m. ANIM “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “The Comedy Central Roast” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Baseball Tonight” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10:30 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters International” 10:30 p.m. HGTV “I Found the Gown” 10:30 p.m. TLC “American Dad” 10:30 p.m. TOON “Everybody Loves Raymond” 10:30 p.m. TVLND “The Jenny McCarthy Show” 10:30 p.m. VH1 Movie “Brake” 10:45 p.m. TMC
TVTIMES
TALK SHOWS
Bay Area Sports
Saturday
May 11-17
7 a.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals, Qualifying. From Commerce, Ga. (Taped) (HD) (CC)
8 a.m. SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. From Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas.
8:30 a.m. F WWE Saturday Morning Slam Randy Orton and Sheamus team up in tag team action. (CC)
9 a.m. ^ H FA Cup Soccer Final — Manchester City FC vs Wigan Athletic FC. From Wembley Stadium. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament — Lehigh at North Carolina. First round. (Live)
10 a.m. ESPN College Baseball LSU at Texas A&M. (HD) (Live)
10:30 a.m. + Golf Central Live (HD) (CC) L WWE Saturday Morning Slam Randy Orton and Sheamus team up in tag team action. (CC) NBCSP MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Ill. (HD) (Live)
11 a.m. # + PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Third Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live) (CC)
11:30 a.m. ^ H Road to Wembley (HD) (CC)
Noon ^ H MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories. (CC)
12:30 p.m.
May 11-17, 2013
MLB
NBA
ESPN2 College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament — Cornell at Maryland. First round. (Live) NBCSP Auto Racing Stadium Super Truck Series. (Taped) (HD) SPEED Auto Racing FIA World Endurance Championship - 6 hours Silverstone. (Taped) (HD)
Golden State: San Antonio Spurs. Western Conference Game 4 12:30 p.m. Sunday _ (Live) (HD); Game 5 (If necessary) 6:30 p.m. Tuesday TNT (Live) (HD); Game 6 (If necessary) Thursday time to be announced ESPN (Live) (HD)
(En Vivo) ? WWE Saturday Morning Slam Randy Orton and Sheamus team up in tag team action. (CC)
9 p.m.
^ Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and high-school talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom. (CC) NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain. From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD)
R Guerreros Hispanos
Noon
10 p.m.
_ * NBA Countdown (Live)
NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain, Qualifying. From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD)
12:30 p.m.
3 p.m. ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. From Darlington, S.C. (HD) (Live) (CC) CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC) ESPN2 College Softball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Tallahassee, Fla. (HD) (Live)
NHL
San Jose: Round 2 opponent and game times unknown at press time.
MSL
San Jose: Seattle Sounders FC. 1 p.m. Saturday CSNC (HD) (Live), repeats 11 p.m. Saturday CSNC (HD); Colorado Rapids. 8:30 p.m. May 18 CSNBA (Live) (Joined in Progress) (HD), repeats 11 p.m. May 18 CSNC (HD)
Midnight CNBC Heads-Up Poker ESPN NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Indiana Pacers. Eastern Conference Semifinal, Game 3: From Indianapolis. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)
1:30 a.m. L The Tim McCarver Show Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro. (CC)
4:30 p.m.
2 a.m.
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
1 p.m.
5 p.m.
ESPN2 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference Semifinal, Game 3. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)
ESPN NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference Semifinal, Game 3. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (HD) (Live) (CC)
_ * NBA Countdown (HD) (Live) _ * (:15) NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Indiana Pacers. Eastern Conference Semifinal, Game 3: From Indianapolis. (HD) (Live) (CC) : Horse Racing ESPN College Softball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Lexington, Ky. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)
2:30 p.m.
7 p.m.
. (:55) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División La Liguilla: Cuartos de Final — Club América vs Pumas de la U.N.A.M. Desde el Estadio Azteca en la Ciudad de México, México. (HD)
CSNBA Poker National HeadsUp Poker Tour: Championship Match 2. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
2 p.m.
10 a.m.
Oakland: Seattle Mariners. 6 p.m. Saturday CSNC (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. Sunday CSNC (Live) (HD); Texas Rangers. 7 p.m. Monday CSNC (Live) (HD); 7 p.m. Tuesday CSNC (Live) (HD); 12:30 p.m. Wednesday CSNC (Live) (HD); Kansas City Royals 7 p.m. Friday CSNC (Live) (HD); 6 p.m. May 18 CSNC (Live) (HD) San Francisco: Atlanta Braves. 1 p.m. Saturday CSNBA (Live) (HD), repeats 12:30 a.m. Sunday CSNBA (HD); 1 p.m. Sunday CSNBA (Live) (HD); Toronto Blue Jays. 4 p.m. Tuesday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 4 p.m. Wednesday CSNBA (Live) (HD); Colorado Rockies. 5:30 Thursday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 5:30 Friday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 5 p.m. May 18 CSNBA (Live) (HD)
% The Tim McCarver Show Two of the “Epic Four” great bull riders of our era, Shane Proctor and J.B. Mauney. (CC) % ` Bull Riding PBR Last Cowboy Standing. From Las Vegas. (Taped) (HD) (CC) ESPN2 College Softball Big East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Tampa, Fla. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
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3:30 a.m. F Coach Woodard Show
5 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain. From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live)
Sunday 7:30 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: United States vs. Germany. From Helsinki, Finland. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
8 a.m. CSNC Cycling International Classic.
10:30 a.m. # + Golf Central Live (HD) (CC) TBS MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (HD) (Live) (CC)
11 a.m. # + PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live) (CC) SPEED Australian V8 Supercars Pukekohe Park. The ITM 400, from Pukekohe Park Raceway in New Zealand. (HD)
11:30 a.m.
% The Tim McCarver Show Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro. (CC) _ * NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Golden State Warriors. Western Conference Semifinal, game 4. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)
1 p.m. % ` Bull Riding PBR Last Cowboy Standing. From Las Vegas. (Taped) (HD) (CC) CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (HD) (Live) ESPN2 American Le Mans Series Racing Monterey. From Monterey, Calif. (Taped) (HD) SPEED Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. The Perth Challenge, from Barbagallo Raceway in Wanneroo. (HD)
2 p.m. D EA Sports Game Time America’s top pro athletes interact with young fans and upcoming athletes. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 1. From Escondido, Calif. (Overall start). (HD) (Live)
3 p.m. % The American Athlete Sammy Sosa; Jeff Burton; Hasim Rahman. (CC) _ After the Game Live sports
9 a.m. . República Deportiva (HD)
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wrap-up show. (HD) * The Tim McCarver Show Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro. (CC) R Antesala Deportiva SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. Pro2 and ProLite from Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.
3:30 p.m. ESPN2 (:55) Mexico Primera Division Soccer La Liguilla: Quarterfinal — Monarcas Morelia vs Cruz Azul. From Morelos Stadium in Morelia, Michoacan, Mexico. (Live)
4 p.m. R Fútbol Mexicano Primera División La Liguilla: Cuartos de Final — Monarcas Morelia vs Cruz Azul. Desde el Estadio Morelos en Morelia, Michoacán, México. (En Vivo)
4:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
5 p.m. : Horse Racing CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Seattle Sounders FC. From CenturyLink Field in Seattle. (HD) ESPN MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)
9 a.m. SPEED Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. The Perth Challenge, from Barbagallo Raceway in Wanneroo. (HD)
10 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, Sergio Garcia, Adam Scott, Bubba Watson, Lee Westwood, Ernie Els and Graeme McDowell. From Tournament Players Club in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD)
11 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. Pro2 and ProLite from Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.
2 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (HD) NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 2. From Murrieta to Greater Palm Springs. (HD) (Live)
3 p.m.
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CSNBA MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Ill. (Taped)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
10 p.m.
4 p.m.
ESPN MLB Baseball New York Mets at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (HD) (CC)
1 a.m. CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)
2 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: Slovakia vs. United States. From Helsinki, Finland. (HD) (Live)
CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)
2 p.m. CSNBA Poker National HeadsUp Poker Tour: Championship Match 2. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 3. From Palmdale to Santa Clarita. (HD) (Live)
4 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (HD) (Live) CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC) TNT NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Indiana Pacers. Eastern Conference Semifinal, Game 4. From Indianapolis. (HD) (Live) (CC)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
6 p.m. CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)
6:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder. Western Conference Semifinal, Game 5. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (HD) (Live) (CC)
7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)
7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)
6:30 p.m.
NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 3. From Palmdale to Santa Clarita. (HD)
CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) ESPN NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Golden State Warriors. Western Conference Semifinal, game 4. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Sameday Tape) (HD) (CC)
4:30 p.m.
4:30 p.m.
: Horse Racing NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain. From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD)
12:30 a.m.
NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 4. From Santa Clarita to Santa Barbara. (HD) (Live)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
5 p.m.
% Game Day Weekend sports wrap-up. * (:35) Sports Extra
2 p.m.
4 p.m.
^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe Fonzi. (HD) (CC)
11:30 p.m.
CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) NBCSP Wrestling United States vs. Iran. (HD) (Live)
CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (HD) (Live) ESPN MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. Eastern Conference Semifinal, game 5. (If necessary). (HD) (Live) (CC)
10:30 p.m.
TNT NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference Semifinal, Game 4. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (HD) (Live) (CC)
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ESPN2 MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Same-day Tape) (HD) NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 1. From Escondido, Calif. (Overall start). (HD)
R DeporTV América CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (HD) NBCSP Cycling Tour of Turkey. (Taped) (HD)
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ESPN MLB Baseball New York Mets at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (HD) (Live) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. Eastern Conference Semifinal, game 4. From the United Center in Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)
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6:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at San Antonio Spurs. Western Conference Semifinal, game 5. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (HD) (Live) (CC)
8 p.m.
9 p.m.
8 p.m. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 4. From Santa Clarita to Santa Barbara. (HD)
9 p.m. NBCSP Rugby World Cup Sevens (Taped) (HD)
11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente NBCSP Poker After Dark (Taped) (HD) (CC)
Midnight ESPN MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)
12:30 a.m.
NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: Slovakia vs. United States. From Helsinki, Finland. (HD)
CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (HD)
CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)
11 p.m.
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R Deporte Caliente NBCSP Poker After Dark (Taped) (HD) (CC)
CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)
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NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 2. From Murrieta to Greater Palm Springs. (HD)
CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (HD)
7 p.m.
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1 a.m. CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)
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R Deporte Caliente NBCSP Poker After Dark (Taped) (HD) (CC)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)
3 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championship, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
4 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day One. Ian Poulter and Graeme McDowell are among those expected to com-
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pete. From Kavarna, Bulgaria. (HD) (Live)
5:30 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championship, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
May 11-17, 2013
Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD)
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7:30 p.m.
SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: All-Star, Practice. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
SPEED NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: N.C. Education Lottery 200. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
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5:30 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (HD) (Live) GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD)
NBCSP Hockey (HD)
ESPN (:25) Spanish Primera Division Soccer Copa del Rey, Final — Real Madrid CF vs Club Atletico de Madrid. From Santiago Bernabeu Stadium in Madrid, Spain. (Live) GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live)
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GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, First Round. From Greer, S.C. (Live)
12:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC)
NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championship, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD)
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GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing K&N Pro Series: Stockton. K&N West racing action from Stockton 99 Speedway. (Taped) (HD)
CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)
Thursday 8 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championship, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
9 a.m. ESPN X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live) (CC)
11 a.m.
1:30 p.m. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 5. From Santa Barbara to Avila Beach. (HD) (Live)
2 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (HD) CSNC MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)
3:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Mobile Bay Classic, First Round. Players expected to compete include Stacy Lewis, Suzann Pettersen, Lexi Thompson and Michelle Wie. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
4 p.m. ESPN X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (Sameday Tape) (HD) (CC)
4:30 p.m.
CSNC MLL Lacrosse Rochester Rattlers at Charlotte Hounds. (Taped) (HD) ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
8 p.m. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 5. From Santa Barbara to Avila Beach. (HD)
9 p.m.
11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente
Midnight ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. (Left in Progress) Eastern Conference Semifinal, Game 5. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) (Live) (CC)
12:30 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (HD)
3:30 a.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)
4 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day Two. Ian Poulter and Graeme McDowell are among those expected to compete. (HD) (Live)
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1 p.m. NBCSP Horse Racing BlackEyed Susan Stakes. From Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. (HD) (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: N.C. Education Lottery 200, Qualifying. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
2 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (HD) CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC) NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 6. From San Jose. (Individual time trial). (HD) (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showdown Qualifying. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
3 p.m. ESPN2 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: All-Star Qualifying. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)
7:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
8 p.m. NBCSP Cycling Tour of California, Stage 6. From San Jose. (Individual time trial). (HD) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showdown Qualifying. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD)
9 p.m. SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: All-Star Qualifying. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD)
9:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Keegan Bradley, Jason Dufner, Matt Kuchar, Louis Oosthuizen and Guan Tianlang. From Irving, Texas. (HD)
10 p.m. NBCSP Horse Racing BlackEyed Susan Stakes. From Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. (HD)
11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente NBCSP Poker After Dark (Taped) (HD) (CC)
3:30 p.m.
Midnight
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Mobile Bay Classic, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Stacy Lewis, Suzann Pettersen, Lexi Thompson and Michelle Wie. From Mobile, Ala. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)
12:30 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (HD)
SPEED NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: N.C. Education Lottery 200, Final Practice. (HD) (Live)
4 p.m.
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
CSNBA Poker National HeadsUp Poker Tour: Championship Match 2.
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TNT NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. Eastern Conference Semifinal, Game 5. (HD) (Live) (CC)
ESPN X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live) (CC) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showdown, Practice. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (HD) (Live)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
ESPN2 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)
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: Horse Racing ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (Taped) (HD) (CC)
GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo World Match Play Championship, Round of 16. Ian Poulter and Graeme McDowell are among those expected to compete. From Kavarna, Bulgaria. (HD) (Live)
5:30 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (HD) (Live) GOLF PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First
9:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Second Round. From Greer, S.C. (Live)
CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)
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Justice Discover Classic Art Showcase @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Croation In Focus News Paid Prog. House Danc. Green Home. Raise Your Voice (PG, ‘04) ›› (Hilary Duff) Law & Order (TV14) D House 30 Rock Gothika (R, ‘03) ›› (Halle Berry) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. (N) (CC) H MLB Lagrimita y Costel Estudio 2 A Que No Puedes VIP J Fabrica de Fabrica de Estrellitas del Sábado House Get Fit Joint Help WhatSF Leverage (TVPG) Eye- Bay Raymond Chris King L Real Life WHAD Reventón (TVPG) Hannah Montana: The Movie ›› (HD) The Shepherd: Border Patrol ›› (HD) P Historias de Nacidos Para Matar (NR, ‘86) (Luis Aguilar) Fin de Semana R Pagado Ventana. Vida Es una Canción Hit M3 Roadtrip This Is Us Revolutionaries Panetta Institute Lecture Series Travel V MotorWk McL’ghlin This Wk. Equal Janis Ian Paint Kids News Travel Piano Guy Burt Wolf ¨ Calif. Gold Red Green Just Seen Vivaldi-Four Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (R, ‘75) ›››› (HD) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Faces Focused House Paid Prog. House SkinScrt Wretched Today ¥ Paid Prog. Miracle A&E Flip This House (CC) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TVPG) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) Support Your Local Gunfighter (G) (HD) Once Upon a Time in Mexico ›› (HD) League AMC Rawhide Rawhide (TVPG) My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell (N) ANIM My Cat From Hell BET Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Parkers Tabatha Takes Over Tardy Newlyweds: The First Year (TV14) Million Dollar Listing BRAVO Happens Happens What Happens Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Miss Congeniality (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (Sandra Bullock) Insanity! Get Sub D Paid Prog. WEN Hair Orbison Paid Prog. Insanity! American Greed American Greed CNBC Deep Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room Newsroom Fashion Something Wrong CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Soul Men (2:27) (R, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD) Mr. Deeds (4:29), ‘02 › (HD) COM Beerfest Weekend at Bernie’s (12:25) (PG-13) ›› Giants Postgame (N) G-Mag FIA WTCC CSNBA Paid Prog. Pregame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. (N) Commun Washington This Week CSPN Washington This Week (11) DSC Property Property Property Property Backyard Backyard Backyard Backyard Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Kardashians Interview All Grown Jonas Jonas Jonas Nick Cannon’s Big E! Georgia Rule (R, ‘07) › (Jane Fonda) SportCtr NBA NBA Basketball: Thunder at Grizzlies SportCtr College Softball ESPN College Baseball College Softball NHRA Drag Racing ESPN2 CrossFit CrossFit College Softball Harry Potter-Phoenix FAM Twilight (10:30) ›› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (Daniel Radcliffe) (HD) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) (HD) FNC America’s News HQ Business Cashin’ In The Five (N) (HD) Cupcake Wars (HD) Restaurant: Im. Restaurant Stakeout Diners Diners Chopped (HD) FOOD Chopped (HD) Easy A (PG-13) ››› (Emma Stone) (HD) The Karate Kid (PG, ‘10) ›› (Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan) (HD) Soul Surf FX Dude Lake Effects (NR, ‘12) (HD) (TVPG) Audrey’s Rain (NR, ‘03) ›› (HD) (TVPG) Meet My Mom (CC) HALL Notes Heart Crime Wave: 18 Months of Mayhem (TVPG) Ku Klux Klan: A Secret History (CC) (TVPG) Nazi America: Secret HIST Massacre HGTV Hse Crash Hse Crash Love It or List It (TVG) Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Taken in Broad Daylight (NR) (HD) (TV14) Hush ››› (Tori Spelling) (CC) (TVPG) LIFE Bringing Ashley Home (NR) (HD) (TVPG) The Ed Show (N) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera MSNBC MSNBC Live (11) (N) (HD) Ke$ha Ke$ha Teen Mom 2 (3:05) Girl Code (4:15) Girl Code Girl Code MTV The Show The Show With Vinny Ke$ha iCarly NICK Monsters Sponge. Rangers Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Parents Victorious Victorious iCarly OWN Behind Mansion Walls Behind Mansion Walls Behind Mansion Walls Behind Mansion Walls Behind Mansion Walls Behind Mansion Walls She’s All That (PG-13, ‘99) ›› (CC) Walk the Line (PG-13, ‘05) ››› OXY Raising Helen (PG-13) ›› (Kate Hudson) Smokin’ Aces (1:53) (R) ›› (Ben Affleck) (HD) The Punisher (4:25) (R) (HD) SPIKE Fighting (11:21) (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD) Raptor Island (Lorenzo Lamas) (TVPG) Pterodactyl (Coolio, Cameron Daddo) (TV14) Lake Placid 2 (NR) SYFY Chupacabra Step Up 2 the Streets (PG-13) ›› (HD) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends TBS Step Up (11:30), ‘06 ›› (HD) Le Mans (G, ‘71) ››› (Steve McQueen) How Green TCM Dead Ringer (11) (NR) Poltergeist (PG, ‘82) ››› (Craig T. Nelson) TLC Breaking Amish (CC) Breaking Amish (CC) Breaking Amish (CC) Breaking Amish (CC) Breaking Amish (CC) Breaking Amish (CC) The Sum of All Fears (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (CC) (HD) Torino TNT Law & Order (TV14) 16 Blocks (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (CC) (HD) Incredible Adventure Adventure Adventure Regular TOON Johnny T Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Gumball MAD New Garlic Paradise (N) Hamburger Paradise Bacon Paradise (TVG) BBQ Paradise 2: Rack Mysteries-Museum TRAV New Repo Repo Repo Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) TRUTV Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Repo Cosby Cosby Cosby Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne TVLAND Cosby It’s Complicated (2:01) (R) ›› (Meryl Streep) (HD) Little Fockers (PG-13) › (HD) USA How Do You Know (11:28), ‘10 ›› (HD) Catfish: The TV Show (1:45) Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show VH-1 Hot Shots! Part Deux Best Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI MLB Baseball: Angels at White Sox WGN-A Law Order: CI Dog Dog Austin Austin Jessie Jessie Good Dog DISN The Incredibles (11) ANT Farm Dog Jurassic Park (PG-13, ‘93) ››› The Lost World: Jurassic Park (4:10) ›› ENC Man of the House (12:15), ‘05 ›› Ice Age: Continental Drift (1:45) The Day After Tomorrow (3:15), ‘04 ›› (HD) Harry Pttr HBO Green Lantern (11:45), ‘11 ›› The Terminal (12:50) ››› (HD) Very Harold & Kumar 3D I, Robot, ‘04 ›› (HD) MAX Harry Potter Stepmom (12:55), ‘98 ›› (HD) The Big C: Hereafter The Big C: Hereafter The Game (R) ››› SHOW 3 Musketeers Looper (R, ‘12) ››› (Bruce Willis) STARZ That’s-Boy Da Vinci’s Demons (12:45) (CC) Think Like a Man (1:50), ‘12 ›› A Bag of Hammers (1:05) (NR) The Pianist (R) ››› (Adrien Brody) (HD) War Horse ››› TMC Fighting Tempt Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News
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7 p.m. # + Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider Favorite TV moms of the 1990s. (N) (CC) (HD) % Eye on the Bay Liam Mayclem explores the new home for jazz. (HD) ) Check, Please! Bay Area Finger food; traditional and innovative seafood; California cuisine with a twist. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` NCIS Tony’s father visits for Christmas; Abby can’t contain her excitement over holiday festivities. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? Cold Case Lilly reopens the 1979 case of a runaway teen she believes has been murdered. (CC) (TVPG) D Movie “Primeval” (2007, R) Dominic Purcell. (2:00) L Family Guy Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. (CC) (TVPG) V The Lawrence Welk Show “Blue Suede Shoes”; “Kentucky Babe”; Rocky Rockwell performs “When I Take My Sugar to Tea.” (TVG) ¨ Travelscope Loreto in Baja California, Mexico, is a Spanish colonial capital. (CC) (TVG) ± Monk Monk must find a killer who is murdering women. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers look for bargains in North Hollywood, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing New York When Fredrik gets a 17 million dollar Tribeca townhouse, Ryan sabotages his open house. (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 Daniel goes back on “Shark Tank”; a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns A blacklisted customer shows up during a violent storm; the mishandling of an order wreaks havoc. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars 1980 Men’s Olympic hockey stick; 1970 Bob Dylan’s self-portrait; Chumlee’s special assignment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Fairly OddParents Timmy wishes that he were smarter than everyone else. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Behind Mansion Walls Socialites go into hiding to protect their wealth after committing crimes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon goes to extremes to keep Leonard and Penny happy. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Breaking Amish Birth mother letters; wedding plans; bachelor and bachelorette parties in Atlantic City. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Wipeout Former “Wipeout” champions team with lesssuccessful former contestants and tackle obstacles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND (7:27) The Golden Girls The roommates reminisce about places they’ve slept. (CC) (TVPG)
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7:30 p.m. ^ KTVU News at 7:30pm (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Inside Edition Weekend (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy Ex-roommates fight over a broken apartment lease. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Imagemakers Stress of everyday life pushes people to the breaking point in “True Love” and “Curfew.” (CC) (HD) (TVG) 4 Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Brown and Derek take a defensive driving course. (HD) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers score vintage gaming machines and bottles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 Daniel walks a mile in the shoes of his female fans. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A man brings in a Civil War musket; Corey sells a rare movie poster; atomic missile pedal car. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Monsters vs. Aliens (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon compete for a physicist’s attention. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
8 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry’s decision to move sets off a chain of events. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # + Smash Ivy worries that performing a risque number will damage her reputation. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC) % NCIS Tony’s father visits for Christmas; Abby can’t contain her excitement over holiday festivities. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Movie “Suspicion” (1941, NR) Cary Grant. (HD) (1:41) * News10 Special Report (N) (CC) ` CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A K-9 is blamed for his partner’s death, but the team uncovers more details about the case. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice Michael tries to deal with one of the city’s most-wanted criminals on his own. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Bloopers (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Bones Brennan and Booth travel to London and help local officials investigate a murder. (CC) (ESP HD Part 1 of 2) (TV14) V Antiques Roadshow Baseball bat used by Mickey Mantle; art pottery. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TVG)
± Monk Monk takes up painting and meets with unexpected success. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars Barry Weiss makes a purchase; Dave has trouble leaving. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 The cliff jumper gets a Web redemption; hardcore parkour. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns Will and Joe head to Jordan for some high level meetings; Kris takes on a stubborn Solothurn. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars Case file from the Lindbergh baby kidnapping; 17th century musketoon; a 1974 Lotus Europa. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Everyone in Bikini Bottom competes in a worm-sled race to the South Pole. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A radio DJ is caught between her new husband and her teenage son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard keeps an affair a secret from the gang. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Breaking Amish The prewedding party ends with tempers boiling over; a shocking secret is revealed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Caught Red Handed A massive home improvement store that’s under siege by shoplifters. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother’s Day celebrations. (CC) (TVPG)
8:30 p.m. ^ Seinfeld George and Jerry are easy prey for a stock-market shyster. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Seinfeld Jerry’s decision to move sets off a chain of events. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Desert Speaks Evidence of early settlements; high desert plants. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars The bidders make a return visit to San Bernardino, Calif.; Barry arrives bearing gifts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 Inappropriate touch Tuesday, Daniel does a spoiler alert. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars 1941 M3 Armored Scout Truck from WWII; a check signed by Carlo Gambino; 1987 Apple II GS Computer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob and Patrick protest the construction of a highway. (CC) (TVY7) TBS The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz’s security clearance is jeopardized. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Caught Red Handed A corrupt employee at an electronics store. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia wants to live with Dorothy’s sister. (CC) (TVPG)
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9 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Koothrappali and Leonard take Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon gets locked out of his apartment. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants face elimination; Rod Stewart; Cee Lo Green. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight Celebrity mothers. (N) (CC) (HD) % CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A K-9 is blamed for his partner’s death, but the team uncovers more details about the case. (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ Jeopardy! (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Castle When a casino owner is murdered at a warehouse, suspects emerge in New York and Atlantic City. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` 48 Hours The latest information on the disappearance of George Smith. (N) (CC) (HD) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (CC) (TVG) ? L The Closer A possessive husband is a suspect in the death of a fitness trainer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Movie “Gothika” (2003, R) Halle Berry. (2:00) H Two and a Half Men After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Antiques Roadshow (CC) (HD) ¨ Wild Photo Adventures Nesting shorebirds in the Lowcountry of South Carolina. (CC) (TVG) ± Psych A murder occurs during a Civil War battle re-enactment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The bidders look for bargains in Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.; Barry arrives late to the festivities. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 The bumbling surfer; the ultimate motor boat; a phone app. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns The SOCOM order is still on hold and Will is on edge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars The team looks to buy a missile guidance system. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Big Time Rush Lucy releases her album about being dumped by Kendall; James creates an Internet rumor. (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A couple is trapped in a sexless marriage. (N) (HD) (TV14) TBS The Big Bang Theory The guys camp out for a movie screening; Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Breaking Amish: The Shunning Truth The cast reunites to confront one another about their time together in New York. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Caught Red Handed An L.A. supermarket falls victim to thieves, including one that shoves scotch up her skirt. (HD) (TV14)
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9:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny makes a surprising revelation about Leonard while on her date with Stuart. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) (9:41) Movie “Witness for the Prosecution” (1957, NR) Tyrone Power. (HD) (2:19) 4 Are We There Yet? Nick confuses Kevin’s classmates when speaking on Career Day. (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie jeopardizes Alan’s settlement by sleeping with his attorney. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Priceless Antiques Roadshow A woman saves a valuable piece of porcelain. (CC) (HD) ¨ Wonders of the West Yosemite National Park; Sequoia National Park. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars The bidders roll into La Habra, Calif.; Darrell squares off against a former professional fighter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 Daniel makes a kickstarter account and looks for what people search for on Google; a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars John Wesley Hardin’s business card; Gibson mandolin; 1950s Shopsmith woodworking machine. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell starts spending time with a group of snobs at school. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Caught Red Handed Shoplifters are wreaking havoc at a legendary record store. (HD) (TVPG)
10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + Saturday Night Live Host Zach Galifianakis; Of Monsters and Men performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Liz fights to keep Jack out of the writers’ room and to keep Cerie in her clothes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % 48 Hours The latest information on the disappearance of George Smith. (N) (CC) (HD) _ Castle A well-known chef is found frozen to death in the kitchen of a New York restaurant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) * What Would You Do? (CC) (TVPG) ` News (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Frank, Mac and Dennis try their hand at real estate; Dee arranges to be a surrogate mother. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? Movie “The Other Man” (2008, R) Liam Neeson. (2:00) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V Midsomer Murders A woman’s suicide note is emailed after her body is found. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas The global decline of seagrasses and mangroves. (CC) (TVG) ± Psych The murder of a psychiatrist leads Shawn and Gus to a man who claims a ghost is trying to kill him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E American Hoggers Krystal and Lea celebrate their freedom and buy a vehicle for their new business. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Tosh goes beyond his irreverent musings on all things Web and unleashes his unique point of view. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Sons of Guns Flem modifies an MK-7; overhauling an anti-tank cannon. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars The original AC motor built by Nikola Tesla; a 1968 VW Bug convertible; Marty McFly high tops. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran and Grace enter a mother/daughter beauty pageant. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Kym flies her father out for a visit; Wendell tries to keep Kym off the worst-dressed list. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny’s ex. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Breaking Amish: The Shunning Truth The cast addresses the rumors that have surfaced. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Bait Car (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Frank and Marie exchange Ray’s Christmas gift, an engraved toaster, for a coffee maker. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10:30 p.m. $ 30 Rock Liz integrates Jack into a sketch; Frank and Toofer trick Jenna into fearing for her job. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The gang tries to figure out who the father of Dee’s baby is by throwing a house party. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) L The Office Employees cause trouble when they take the term “casual” Friday too loosely. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V (10:48) Midsomer Murders A suicide note is e-mailed after the woman’s death; James Harrington wants to develop Setwale Woods. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas The Cayman Islands are home to Nassau grouper. (CC) (TVG) A&E American Hoggers The women search for a mean mother hog; Robert and Jerry take to the shooting range. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
May 11-17, 2013 E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars An 1830s musket made by Eli Whitney; 1929 Chicago Cubs World Series press pin. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya wants to adopt a child, but must first juggle a mechanical baby and a date with George. (N) (HD) (TVPG) STARZ (10:50) Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (CC) (TVMA) TBS The Big Bang Theory The guys enter a costume contest with Penny’s new boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Bait Car (HD) (TVPG)
11 p.m. ^ H Hell’s Kitchen Teams compete against each other in a challenge that forces the chefs to think on their feet. (CC) (TV14) # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva, Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann Notarangelo. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) * News 10 at 11:00 With Nick Monacelli. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) + (11:29) Saturday Night Live Host Kristen Wiig; Vampire Weekend performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ` News (HD) 4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time Responding to Bay Area viewers’ requests for a late night hosted horror movie. (TVMA) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard prepares for a threemonth science expedition. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Rules of Engagement Jeff is surprised to learn that his new friend is gay. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Out of Ireland (TVG) ± Psych Searching for a missing teen at a sci-fi convention. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) American Hoggers Krystal and Lea compete against Jerry; an unhappy Creek crew asks Ronnie to give up his search. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Katt Williams brings his explosive energy to bear on everything from Doomsday to Obama. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (HD) DSC Sons of Guns The SOCOM order is still on hold and Will is on edge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guests Brad Goreski and Laila Ali. (HD) (TV14) HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars A speedboat needs restoration work; 1901 Edison phono-
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graph; demonic sculptures cast in gold. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A radio DJ is caught between her new husband and her teenage son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Men at Work Tyler dates a woman with kids; an office is vacated at work. (HD) (TVPG) TLC Breaking Amish Birth mother letters; wedding plans; bachelor and bachelorette parties in Atlantic City. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Bait Car (HD) (TV14)
11:30 p.m. # Saturday Night Live Host Kristen Wiig; Vampire Weekend performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Cebria - The Solution for Memory Loss Remember Names! Easily Recall Words and Information! % (11:35) Two and a Half Men Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) * (11:35) Castle Beckett tries to help when Martha and Castle are held hostage by bank robbers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD) L Rules of Engagement Russell discovers that having a male assistant can be beneficial. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ InnerVIEWS With Ernie Manouse Author Anne Rice begins a series of books about werewolves. (CC) (TVG) A&E (11:31) American Hoggers The girls try to come to an agreement with Jerry and Robert over rights to the hunting grounds. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HBO (11:40) Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars A 1962 Lincoln Continental with suicide doors; an 1857 billfold contains Confederate money; a 1942 Gibson L7 guitar. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX Zane’s the Jump Off Lauren agrees to meet Dmitri at his place but when she arrives she finds Brenda already there; Ernest grows closer to Sabrina. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK (11:33) Friends Chandler learns details about his mother’s life when she appears on national television. (CC) (TVPG) TBS Who Gets the Last Laugh? Charlie Murphy is a limo driver’s worst nightmare; Owen Benjamin; Chris Kattan. (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Bait Car (HD) (TV14) TVLND (11:36) The King of Queens Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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Hip Hop Deep Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Sofia Phineas Phineas ANT Farm Jessie Ice Age: Melt DISN Octonauts Mickey Guarding Tess (8:20) Gambler Returns: Luck-Draw Gambler ENC City Slr 2 Zookeeper (6:35) (PG, ‘11) › (CC) First Daughter (7:15) ›› (HD) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Manhunt (10:45) (HD) HBO Big Picture Mr. & Mrs. Smith (9:35) ›› (HD) EDtv ›› MAX Beasts of the Southern Wild, ‘12 Sanctum (7:45) (R, ‘11) ›› (HD) Fair Game (PG-13) ››› (HD) Jim Rome, Sho SHOW Stepmom (4:45) ›› Legendary (7:05) (PG-13) › (HD) Think Like a Man (8:40) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) Colombiana (10:50) STARZ Arthur Christmas (PG) Men in Black 3 (6:50) Kinky Boots (8:10), ‘05 ›› (HD) The Reunion (PG-13, ‘11) › (CC) Inside Out TMC Stardust (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News
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News ABC News * NBA On Money Matthews News News + PGA Tour Golf (11) The Players Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC) (HD) Bull Riding PBR Last Cowboy Standing. Look Sexy Hip Hop Joint Help Jdg Judy News CBS News ` Long Hose! (TVG) Daniela Romo: Especial de el Día Nueva Vida: El Especial de el Día . Para Volver a Amar Al Punto (N) Total Gym Hip Hop Pain Paid Prog. Danc. Edgemont Edgemont Traveler Hip Hop Jim Scrubs 4 House Paid Prog. House Best Sex House Hip Hop House Horse Rc Taiwan : Nima TV (TVPG) The Weather Man (R) ›› (Nicolas Cage) Insider Movies ? Real Life Wild Am. Table for Three (R, ‘09) (Brandon Routh) Euromaxx @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal In Focus Mormon Tomorrow News TRIA Green Home. Game Storms Burn Notice (TVPG) ’70s Show Friends Friends Big Bang D Miracle Chicago (PG-13, ‘02) ››› 30 Rock Seinfeld News H SkinScrt The Jungle Book 2 (G, ‘03) ›› Chuper Película A Que No Puedes VIP El Heredero, ‘78 ›› J Fabrica de Fabrica de Chuper Paid Prog. Hip Hop Focused World’s Best Blender! Comedy.TV (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Chris King L House La Voz Kids (HD) Ice Age P Enfoque Deportivo Miami Vice (R, ‘06) ›› (Colin Farrell) (HD) Venga el Domingo Antesala Deportiva Fútbol Mexicano Primera División R Pagado Pagado Venga el Domingo Cooking Check Mexico Pepin Burt Wolf Murder Myster. Poirot (CC) (TVPG) Death in Paradise V Cook’s Desert Wild Adv. Wonders Changing Changing Ireland Quilt Garden Piano Guy Opinion ¨ California’s Gold House Flashpoint (TV14) Flashpoint (TVPG) Flashpoint (TVPG) Flashpoint (TV14) Flashpoint (TVPG) ± Abs Ministry Paid Prog. Derma Passion! House House Like You Health Ministry Humanitarian ¥ Christn Worshp Bates Motel (TV14) Shipping Shipping Shipping Shipping Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers A&E Bates Motel (TV14) The Breakfast Club (2:45) (R, ‘85) ››› (CC) (HD) Sixteen Candles ›› AMC Amer Pres Liar Liar (12:45) (PG-13) ›› (HD) River Monsters River Monsters Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Tanked (TVPG) River Monsters (CC) ANIM River Monsters The Perfect Holiday (PG, ‘07) › (Gabrielle Union) (CC) Funny Valentines ›› (Alfre Woodard) (CC) (TVPG) Secret BET Steve Housewives/OC Newlyweds: The First Year (TV14) Tardy Tardy Tardy Married to Medicine BRAVO Housewives/OC Mrs. Doubtfire (2:15) (PG, ‘93) ››› (Robin Williams) (CC) (HD) Cops Rel. CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (CC) (TVPG) Insanity! Millions On Money Costco Craze CNBC Insanity! Sonic Duo Insanity! Superfood Get Sub D Orbison Cash CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Anthony Bourd. CNN Your Money (N) Mr. Deeds (2:27) (PG-13, ‘02) › (CC) (HD) Nacho Libre (4:29) (PG, ‘06) ›› COM The Girl Next Door (11:54) (R) ›› (Emile Hirsch) (HD) Postgame SportsNet Central (N) Flugtag CSNBA Warriors Pregame MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. (N) News Washington This Week Q&A CSPN Washington This Week (11) DSC Backyard Backyard Backyard Backyard The Big Brain Theory The Big Brain Theory Deadliest Catch (CC) Alaska Marshals Jonas Blinging Up Baby Ryan Ryan Nick Cannon’s Big Kardas Kardas E! The Soup All Grown Jonas Strong Strong Strong Strongest Man SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight (N) MLB Baseball ESPN Strong American Le Mans Series Racing Monterey. World/Poker Mexico Primera Division Soccer ESPN2 SportCtr Nation Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (PG-13) ››› (HD) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) FAM Harry Potter FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) (HD) FNC Jour. Restaurant: Im. Giving You the Busi Restaurant Stakeout My. Diners My. Diners Diners Diners FOOD Anne Burrell FX How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Forgetting Sarah Marshall (R, ‘08) ››› (Jason Segel) (HD) Beverly Lewis’ The Confession (HD) (TVG) Personally Yours ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Back to You and Me HALL Meet My Mom (11) HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Ticket Out (NR, ‘10) (Ray Liotta) (CC) (HD) Dangerous Intuition (NR, ‘13) (HD) (TVPG) A Mother’s Nightmare LIFE Like Mother The Ed Show (N) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera MSNBC MSNBC Live (N) (HD) Ridic. Girl Code Girl Code 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant MTV Dodgeball: Underdog Ridic. Monster High: Scaris NICK Parents Parents Winx Club Sponge. Monster High: Ghouls Rule (NR) Monster Monster High Oprah’s Lifeclass Oprah’s Lifeclass Oprah’s Lifeclass Oprah’s Lifeclass OWN Super Soul Sunday Best, Oprah Show Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) OXY Snapped (TVPG) Bar Rescue (2:41) (TVPG) Bar Rescue (3:48) Bar Rescue (4:54) SPIKE Rescue Bar Rescue (12:29) Bar Rescue (1:35) Outlander (R, ‘08) ›› (James Caviezel) (CC) SYFY Stargate: Continuum (11:30) ›› Red Planet (PG-13, ‘00) › (Val Kilmer) (CC) Friends Friends Payne Payne Payne Norbit (PG-13, ‘07) › (Eddie Murphy) (HD) TBS MLB Baseball Roughly Speaking TCM Gypsy (11:30) (NR) ››› (Rosalind Russell) Peyton Place (2:15) (NR, ‘57) ››› (Lana Turner, Hope Lange) (CC) TLC Say Yes Say Yes Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Clash of the Titans (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (HD) TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Assault on Precinct 13 (R) ››› (HD) Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! Regular Regular Incredible Adventure Adventure Adventure TOON Scooby-Doo Mummy Sins of Beaches (N) Beach Goers Exp. Jamaica Bared (CC) Extreme Waterparks Trip Flip Waterprks TRAV No Reservation Caught Hurts Hurts Hurts Hurts Pawn Pawn TRUTV Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Caught TVLAND Cleveland Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (3:12) (TVG) Roseanne Roseanne Gold Girls Gold Girls Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU USA Law & Order: SVU Love, Hip Hop The Honeymooners (2:15) (PG, ‘05) ››, Mike Epps T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny VH-1 Love, Hip Hop 10th Inn. Videos 30 Rock Funny Home Videos Bloopers! Bloopers! How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN-A MLB Baseball Dog Jessie Jessie Jessie ANT Farm Dog Jessie Shake It Good Good DISN Ice Age Dog Zookeeper (1:10) (PG, ‘11) › (CC) The Jerk (R, ‘79) ›› (CC) Lethal Weapon (4:40) ENC Gambler Rtrns. Real Time/Bill Maher Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (3:45) Journey 2 HBO Manhunt New Year’s Eve (PG-13) › (HD) Never Been Kissed (1:40) (HD) Fast Five (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (HD) Alien (R) MAX EDtv (11:35) ›› (HD) Why Stop Now? (HD) Bulletproof Monk (HD) Mean Girls (4:45) (HD) SHOW Celtic Pride (12:15) (PG-13) › Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (1:45) (R) The Patriot (3:20) (R, ‘00) ››› (Mel Gibson) STARZ Colmbiana Da Vinci’s Demons The Rich Man’s Wife (1:20) (R) › Bringing Up Bobby (PG-13) › From Time to Time (4:40) (PG) TMC Inside Out (11:40) (PG-13, ‘11) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News
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7 p.m. ^ H The Cleveland Show Rallo is forced to cut his hair; Cleveland and Cookie are mistaken for a couple. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice The top 16 contestants perform. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Cold Case Files A wild hunch pays off in the capture of a serial rapist. (CC) (TVPG) % 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD) _ * America’s Funniest Home Videos A boy sneaks food while pretending to pray; a girl makes animal faces and sounds. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Movie “Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings” (2012, NR) Premiere. (HD) (1:00) ` Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (Season Finale) A contestant wins the grand prize of $1 million. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? CSI: Miami The team investigates the death of a male stripper found nude after a sex party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L CSI: Miami The team investigates the death of a girl whose body was found near a rehabilitation camp. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Michael Feinstein’s American Songbook Idol-making during the Golden Age of Radio; actress Rose Marie; Joshua Bell and pianist Jeremy Denk. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent The wife of a televangelist is murdered; Goren runs into his long-lost brother. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty The Duck Commander guys go on strike; Miss Kay takes her home cooking to the streets of West Monroe. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine The fallout from the brawl continues; Quad invites both Mariah and Toya to her puppy soiree. (TV14) DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier The Kilcher’s prepare for winter’s first snow storm; Atz Sr. leads a herd of cattle. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Swamp People A massive sinkhole consumes part of Troy’s hunting grounds; the Beast of the East. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass A discussion of the growing epidemic of fatherless sons in America; Dwyane Wade discusses the impact of his father’s presence. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Long Island Medium Theresa does a group reading in costume on Halloween; a mourning couple. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow Robert Sr. encounters rowdy teenagers on a routine tow; Robbie is forces to turn the tables. (HD) (TVY7)
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USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A troubled teen is the first suspect when a money manager is found murdered in his loft. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
7:30 p.m. 4 Viewer’s Choice Gives viewers the opportunity to choose which program they want to see. (CC) ¨ California’s Gold A 49er RV park; an air museum; Eureka. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The guys pig out at a new doughnut shop; Si wins a camper and uses it as his personal office. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW The Borgias Cardinal Farnese discovers Versucci’s theft; Alexander calls for a Crusade; Giulia arranges an orgy for the new Cardinals; King Ferdinand learns that Lucrezia’s marriage has not been consummated. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC Long Island Medium Theresa and Larry move their baby girl into college. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow Bernice continues to violate protocol; a couple with a fake handicap placard. (HD) (TVY7)
8 p.m. ^ H The Simpsons Marge hires a beautiful piano instructor to help Bart explore his creative side. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC) % Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (Season Finale) A contestant wins the grand prize of $1 million. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Once Upon a Time (Season Finale) Storybrooke’s inhabitants brace themselves as Greg and Tamara activate the trigger within the curse. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Call the Midwife Cynthia administers insulin to a man who bullies his wife; Jenny cares for a black mother-to-be. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice Brennan vows to release valuable data; turning the tables. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Law & Order The shooting deaths of two teachers and the rape of a student take place on a high-school campus. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Bones Brennan identifies remains of a 6-year-old boy who went missing from a local park. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Nature Live-action footage reveals what happens when animals of astounding ability connect with each other. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ They Lived in Great Houses: Victoria Manor A mansion
built on the San Francisco peninsula during the early 1900s. (CC) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent A journalist believes his poisoning is due to a story. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty The men camp out before the opening of duck season; stinky Phil seeks romance with Miss Kay. (CC) (HD) BET The Sheards Karen and J.Drew fight over his new image. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine Jackie organizes a group intervention for Mariah and Toya. (TV14) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (HD) DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier The storms hit earlier than expected; search for a newborn calf and its mother; Otto builds shelter. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Ax Men Shelby tries out a new assistant and meets his match; Brad has an MMA title fight. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK See Dad Run David plans to make Mother’s Day special for Amy. (N) (CC) (TVPG) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (CC) (TVMA) TLC Long Island Medium On the Road Theresa heads down south to surprise unsuspecting fans; a mother hears from her daughter who died. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow Robbie gets burned by misinformation; shocking news puts the future of the business in jeopardy. (HD) (TV14) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A successful preacher is the prime suspect in a murder case. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
8:30 p.m. ^ H Bob’s Burgers (Season Finale) Gene goes to baseball camp; Tina gets hooked on caffeine. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Stella is 95 A charismatic older person discusses the wonders of aging. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The boys blow up one of Phil’s outdated duck blinds; the women hold a yard sale. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell starts spending time with a group of snobs at school. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie tasks Zoey with finding out who a Jane Doe is; Jackie faces conflict with her daughters. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TRUTV South Beach Tow A surprise inspection puts Tremont’s survival in jeopardy; Robbie
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9 p.m. ^ H Family Guy The Griffins move to a farm; Peter starts dealing drugs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + All-Star Celebrity Apprentice The finalists host launch events for new ice cream flavors they create. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight Celebrity mothers. (CC) (HD) _ * Revenge (Season Finale) A heartbreaking death forces Emily to evaluate her quest for revenge. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Masterpiece Classic F.W. Woolworth attempts to discount Harry. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 7 of 8) (TVPG) ` Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Criminal Minds The team realizes that a child abduction may not be the work of the person charged. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Movie “Glory Road” (2006, PG) Josh Lucas. (2:30) L The Closer Two Hispanic teens die in a racially motivated gang-shooting. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V In Search of Myths and Heroes The truth about the Queen of Sheba. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Sebastian Sidi: From Street to Center Stage Sebastian Sidi talks about how he made a living as a street performer in Los Angeles. (CC) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent The son of a judge is found dead days after his father sentences a young rap star. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes the entire family on a Hawaiian vacation to reward them for their hard work. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Sheards Karen and J.Drew fight over his new image. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine The ladies try to get back on track with a Georgia Wine trip; Mariah confronts Toya. (N) (TV14) COM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny The comic’s take on topics such as his family, his children, profanity, and his fears. (CC) (HD) (TV14) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (Taped) (HD) DSC Great Bear Stakeout Grizzly bears come out of hibernation to feed, mate and fight for territory. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Holly Has a Baby Follow Holly Madison on her journey to becoming a mother. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones Dany exchanges gifts with a slave lord; Sansa worries about her prospects; Shae is irritated with Tyrion’s new situation; Tywin counsels the king; Melisan-
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9:30 p.m. ^ H American Dad (Season Finale) When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan’s body. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Swirl TV (CC) SHOW Nurse Jackie A strongwilled, but flawed, emergency room nurse keeps her hospital balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC Long Island Medium Theresa decides to lose a few pounds; a woman finds out if her son’s death was intentional. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow News of an impending tropical storm throws the Tremont crew into a panic. (HD) (TV14)
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May 11-17, 2013 E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (N) (HD) (TVPG) HBO Family Tree (Series Premiere) Tom is bequeathed an old chest of curios; Tom seeks information about a black-andwhite photo found in the chest. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ (10:45) Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (CC) (TVMA) TRUTV South Beach Tow Robbie doesn’t have the money to pay back Larry’s loan. (HD) (TV14)
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11:30 p.m. ^ Storm Stories An F-4 tornado rips through a small town in South Dakota, leaving many families homeless. (CC) (TVG) # Private Practice Cooper and Charlotte try to forgive each other after revealing secrets in couples therapy. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Supersmile for Brighter, Whiter, Healthier Teeth Supersmile can deliver brighter, whiter, healthier teeth in just 6 minutes! By trusted guthyRenker. (TVPG) ) Imagemakers Stress of everyday life pushes people to the breaking point in “True Love” and “Curfew.” (CC) (HD) (TVG) ? omg! Insider Favorite TV moms of the 1990s. (CC) (HD) H Family Guy Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. (CC) (TV14) A&E (11:31) Storage Wars The bidders look for deals in Tustin, Calif., Jeff makes big profit on a low-price locker. (CC) (HD) BRAVO Fashion Queens (N) (TV14) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE (11:55) Bar Rescue Jon Taffer helps a bar owner in Boston. (HD) (TVPG) TLC (11:31) Long Island Medium Theresa decides to lose a few pounds; a woman finds out if her son’s death was intentional. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow Jerome tows a delivery van with a wedding cake inside; a repo sparks a gun wielding confrontation. (HD) (TV14)
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Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Matan al Comisario (NR) (Eric del Castillo) Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Historias Engarzadas La Loba Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Sebastian Sidi Papers: Stories Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold GrtHouse Stella Assassins (R, ‘95) ›› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) ± Black Dog (11) ›› Int. Paid Prog. J. 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Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. NICK Peter Family Secrets Family Secrets Family Secrets OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Family Secrets Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Unlawful OXY Law CI Green Zone (1:10) (R, ‘10) ›› (Matt Damon) (HD) Crank: High Voltage (R, ‘09) › (HD) SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Outlander (R, ‘08) ›› (James Caviezel) (CC) Star Trek Generations (PG, ‘94) ›› (Patrick Stewart) Star Trek SYFY Red Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim The Girl Downstairs (2:15) ›› Coast Guard (3:45) (NR, ‘39) ›› Gigi (G, ‘58) ›››› TCM Wshington Captain Hates the Sea (12:45) Baby Baby Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear Four Weddings (CC) Long Island Medium: TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. 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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard rushes into a rebound relationship with Sheldon’s nemesis. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood The cast of “The Hangover Part III.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` How I Met Your Mother (Season Finale) An obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin’s night of relaxation. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Brian and Stewie travel back to the series’s pilot episode. (CC) (TV14) V Doc Martin Martin tries to warn a woman about the dangers of sun bathing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Criminal Minds Serial killer who targets prostitutes and the homeless. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si damage Willie’s samurai sword; Willie and Phil give Sadie shooting lessons. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra’s explosion at the party has widespread effects, leaving Vicki torn between Tamra and Alexis. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (7:28) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Fast N’ Loud A side trip to Las Vegas nets Richard and Aaron Evel Knievel’s Messerschmitt microcar. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) FAM The Secret Life of the American Teenager Amy and Ricky set a date for their wedding; Grace has second thoughts about her engagement to Jack. (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie’s girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers A Tennessee hoarder tries to clear out his log cabin home; Mike sets his sights on a horse. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Shocking Family Secrets Mike and Jessica battle cancer; Karen’s antisocial behavior; a woman’s “knight in shining armor.” (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Long Island Medium: Behind the Read Theresa’s past clients and readings; changing lives. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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TRUTV Storage Hunters The contents of a unit create outrage among the buyers. (HD) USA NCIS An ambulance explodes while transporting the remains of a Marine. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Bernadette runs into her ex at an event with Wolowitz. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Imagemakers Stress of everyday life pushes people to the breaking point in “True Love” and “Curfew.” (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood The cast of “The Hangover Part III.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` The Big Bang Theory Amy feels threatened by Sheldon’s new assistant; space starts to wear on Wolowitz. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold Buttonwillow, the self-proclaimed “Cotton Capital of California.” (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase feels he deserves a new office; Miss Kay asks Willie to buy her some goats. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:58) Key & Peele Sketches include President Obama and his anger translator speaking to Mitt Romney. (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Drake & Josh Josh receives a traffic ticket minutes after getting his driver’s license. (CC) (TVY7) TRUTV Storage Hunters Outfoxed by a group of locals; a locker full of junk; vintage slot machines and poker tables. (HD)
8 p.m. ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The chefs compete to participate in a photo shoot and host a dinner for members of the Army. (N) (CC) (TV14) # + The Voice The top 12 contestants perform. (N Sameday Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)
% How I Met Your Mother (Season Finale) An obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin’s night of relaxation. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Antiques Roadshow Vladimir Kagan desk; 1874 Francis A. Silva oil painting. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TVG) ` 2 Broke Girls (Season Finale) Caroline and Max make a discovery that could help relaunch their cupcake business. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A police officer is a suspect in the shooting of three Hispanic men. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L 90210 (Series Finale) Stars and producers review unforgettable moments; a traumatic event brings the gang together. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Rachel and Phoebe catch Monica and Chandler in a passionate kiss. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Poirot A squire seeks help against threats to kidnap his son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ One Step Beyond Boulders inexplicably begin to rain from the sky on a small California town. (CC) ± Criminal Minds Serial killer who targets prostitutes and the homeless. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes Sadie shopping to find an “appropriate” dress for her homecoming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis struggles after the events at Tamra’s party; Lydia celebrates with her mom. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (8:29) Futurama Bender learns that he suffers from a mortal defect. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Fast N’ Loud Richard and Aaron buy a 1958 Corvette; Christie gambles on a 1965 Thunderbird while Richard is away. (CC) (HD) (TV14) FAM The Secret Life of the American Teenager Anne finds an unexpected ally in Kathleen; Ethan questions his relationship with Kathy. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST American Pickers Gene’s oversized collection of steam engines; an estate sale junkie who is ready to downsize. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Nick News With Linda Ellerbee Children discuss annoying things that siblings do. (N) (CC) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A young mother dies violently. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off. (CC) (TVMA)
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SYFY Defiance Kenya tries to amend the corrupt affairs of Tirra. (HD) TBS Family Guy After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Long Island Medium Theresa’s daughter Victoria pays the family a visit from college. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Storage Hunters A set of wrapped pallets heats up the competition. (HD) USA WWE Monday Night RAW Chris Jericho and Fandango duel in a dance-off spectacular. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)
8:30 p.m. % The Big Bang Theory Amy feels threatened by Sheldon’s new assistant; space starts to wear on Wolowitz. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Mike & Molly While Molly directs a school recital, she doesn’t realize that another teacher is hitting on her. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ One Step Beyond A Confederate soldier is saved from a firing squad in a most unusual fashion. (CC) A&E Duck Dynasty Si wins big at the company party; beavers build a dam at Phil’s secret fishing pond. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (8:58) Futurama Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Family Guy Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Long Island Medium Theresa decides to lose a few pounds; a woman finds out if her son’s death was intentional. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Storage Hunters Desert Dan risks all on a tire and a hunch. (HD)
9 p.m. $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit An overzealous reporter’s accusation leads a despondent new mother to kill herself. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % 2 Broke Girls (Season Finale) Caroline and Max make a discovery that could help relaunch their cupcake business. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Antiques Roadshow (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Hawaii Five-0 McGarrett helps his mother with a covert op in hope of retrieving an incriminating microfiche. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) D The Big Bang Theory Bernadette runs into her ex at an event with Wolowitz. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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TVTIMES V Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries A brutal slaughter leaves Phryne outraged. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Things That Go Bump in the Night New England’s authors and researchers discuss tales of the unexplained. (CC) (TVPG) ± Criminal Minds Profiling a killer targeting an emergency room doctor. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel A mysterious stranger causes problems for Norma; Dylan and Remo take a fateful road trip. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County A fight between Tamra and Vicki ends their Malibu trip; Alexis and Jim open their trampoline park. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (9:29) South Park Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. (CC) (HD) DSC Fast N’ Loud The crew turns a rat-infested 1938 Ford into a cool hot rod; Richard gambles on a banged up Ferrari. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier The Crane brothers try to obtain tickets to the theater event of the season. (CC) (TVPG) HIST American Pickers The guys discover “Forevertron” in Wisconsin; a spare parts collection; a general store. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Michelle bonds with Jesse’s visiting grandfather, who dies. (CC) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A mysterious marriage. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY Defiance (N) (HD) TBS Family Guy Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Long Island Medium On the Road: Beyond the Read Theresa surprises fans; show facts, viewer tweets and insights for Theresa and Larry. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Storage Hunters Lori buys a questionable unit; a battle for parts. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge’s “Man of the Year.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
9:30 p.m. % Mike & Molly While Molly directs a school recital, she doesn’t realize that another teacher is hitting on her. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard rushes into a rebound relationship with Sheldon’s nemesis. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (9:59) South Park Cartman makes Butters sneak
MONDAY EVENING away from the class field trip. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Frasier’s new girlfriend (Teri Hatcher) has some quirky hang-ups. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse’s cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), visiting from Greece, is a con artist. (CC) (TVG) TBS Family Guy Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Storage Hunters Big money brings out fierce competition; the contents of a locker spill out at the bidders’ feet. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + (10:01) Revolution As romantic feelings increase for two couples, a drone strike puts everyone in danger. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ADA Novak calls upon detective Benson to present evidence against a rapist. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Hawaii Five-0 McGarrett helps his mother with a covert op in hope of retrieving an incriminating microfiche. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) Castle (Season Finale) An interview with a federal law enforcement agency forces Beckett to reconsider her career. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Independent Lens Rape and sexual assault within the U.S. military. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis’s mistaken identity bothers him for the wrong reasons. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Seinfeld Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V Rosemary and Thyme A visit to Giardini Tremonti results in the death of Janice Alexander. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Prime Suspect Tennison faces retirement and the death of her father. (CC) (Part 2 of 4) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds The team searches for a disturbed man after he kills several people at a pharmacy. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel Abernathy increases the pressure; Miss Watson encourages Norman’s active imagination. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (10:01) Newlyweds: The First Year Blair begins planning a commitment ceremony; Kim doesn’t want to live in Alaska’s bachelor pad. (N) (HD) (TV14)
May 11-17, 2013 DSC Classic Car Rescue The Jaguar E-Type set new standards in automotive design and performance. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier thinks he has a secret admirer just as he starts dating a new woman. (CC) (TVPG) HIST American Pickers Mike and Frank discover an attic and two barns that are overflowing with one-of-a-kind pieces. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran calls on her grandmothers to convince Sylvia and Morty not to split. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A murder may have gone unsolved after seven years. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Warehouse 13 Pete and Myka are transported into a crime novel. (N) (CC) TBS Family Guy When Peter’s favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Breaking Amish: Brave New World Jeremiah hatches a new plan to get the gang back together to redeem themselves. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Castle and Beckett must work with Agent Fallon to prevent a city-wide catastrophe. (CC) (ESP HD Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) TRUTV Storage Hunters Brandon and Lori find a cache of valuable weaponry; Papa Bear gambles on a vintage bar. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray spends time with his friend (Kevin James) while the family is away. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs Staff members realize that J.D. uses nicknames because he doesn’t know their names. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Frasier thinks he has a secret admirer just as he starts dating a new woman. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Michael learns that a new employee is an exconvict. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM South Park The boys sign up for the school wrestling club. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Cash-strapped Niles moves in temporarily with Frasier. (CC) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran devises a plan to test Val’s new boyfriend’s loyalties; C.C. quits her job in a tantrum. (CC) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire become closer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Storage Hunters Brandon and Lori unearth what could be a priceless piece of rock and roll history. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray’s press pass is refused when he and his brother
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11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) * News 10 at 11:00 Shornack and Mendonsa. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Mark Harmon; Luke Bryan performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room. (CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Liz tries to find a new best friend after being betrayed by Jenna; Tracy thinks about death. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons Homer befriends a new security guard at the plant; Marge daydreams about being on “Top Chef.” (CC) (TVPG) V Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City The singer performs some of his favorite songs at Citi Field in New York. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A simple monochromatic scene. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds A case involves Rossi’s personal and professional lives. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) Bates Motel Abernathy increases the pressure; Miss Watson encourages Norman’s active imagination. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BET (11:05) The Game (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) BRAVO (11:01) Watch What Happens: Live (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Fast N’ Loud The crew turns a rat-infested 1938 Ford into a cool hot rod; Richard gambles on a banged up Ferrari. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Chelsea Lately Lady Antebellum; Thomas Dale; Arden Myrin; Gary Valentine. (N) (HD) (TV14) FAM The 700 Club Children who have Down syndrome can lead productive lives; mothers choose not to abort. (CC) (HD) (TVG) HALL Frasier A dead seal washes ashore, threatening Niles’ soiree. (CC) (TVPG) HBO (11:15) Game of Thrones Dany exchanges gifts with a slave lord; Sansa worries about her prospects; Shae is irritated with Tyrion’s new situation; Ty-
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win counsels the king; Melisandre reveals a secret; Brienne faces a formidable foe. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Pickers Mike and Frank visit a local legend in North Carolina; Frank finds a gold mine of signs on a farm. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A young mother dies violently. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW Nurse Jackie A strongwilled, but flawed, emergency room nurse keeps her hospital balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Defiance (HD) TBS Conan Mila Kunis; Chris Hardwick; Family of the Year. (CC) (HD) TLC Long Island Medium On the Road: Beyond the Read Theresa surprises fans; show facts, viewer tweets and insights for Theresa and Larry. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TNT Castle When the head writer on a popular soap opera is killed, Castle’s skills as an
author come in handy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Caught Red Handed Thieves laying waste to a LA supermarket. (HD) USA (11:05) NCIS: Los Angeles A missing book with top-secret information belonged to an antiques dealer who was murdered. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)
11:30 p.m. ^ How I Met Your Mother When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily’s dad won’t move out. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Miranda Lambert; Ross Mathews; Pistol Annies perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Liz tries to find a new best friend after being betrayed by Jenna; Tracy thinks about death. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
% (11:35) Late Show With David Letterman Actor Mark Harmon; Luke Bryan performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Robert Downey Jr.; Simon Pegg; Goo Goo Dolls perform. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Film School Shorts “The Fighting Kind”; “Northeast Front.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 11:30PM (N) (CC) ? Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD) H 30 Rock The crew awaits the arrival of the new cast member; Tracy and Jenna rethink how they treat Kenneth. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Office Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ One Step Beyond A violent argument endangers two aerialists. (CC)
BET (11:35) The Game (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14) BRAVO (11:31) The Real Housewives of Orange County A fight between Tamra and Vicki ends their Malibu trip; Alexis and Jim open their trampoline park. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (11:31) The Colbert Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (HD) HALL Frasier Frasier gives Roz a loan for the baby’s expenses. (CC) (TVPG) NICK (11:33) Friends Monica’s parents drop off her prom video. (CC) (TVPG) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TRUTV Southern Fried Stings Jay and his team follow a woman whose husband thinks she’s using drugs again; car chase. (HD) (TV14)
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Ministry ¥ Marriage: Bettr Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TVPG) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) The Sentinel (PG-13) ›› (Michael Douglas) (HD) Man on Fire (R) ›› AMC The Color of Money (11:45) (R, ‘86) ››› (HD) Tanked (CC) (TVPG) To Be Announced To Be Announced River Monsters Wild Deep Wild Deep ANIM Pit Boss (TV14) Parkers Parkers Matters Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (HD) BET 35 & Ticking (11) (R, ‘11) (CC) BRAVO Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Newlyweds: The First Year (TV14) Strictest Parents Strictest Parents Strictest Parents Guntucky Guntucky Reba Reba CMT Strictest Parents Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report American Greed CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Saving Silverman (2:25) (PG-13) › (HD) Futurama Futurama Sunny COM Tosh.0 Shaun T’s Insanity! Paid Prog. Poker G-Mag Pregame MLB Baseball: Giants at Blue Jays CSNBA Ladder Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) Auction Auction Backyard Backyard Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DSC Almost, Away Blinging Up Baby Knocked Up (R, ‘07) ››› (Seth Rogen) (HD) Knocked Up (R) ››› (HD) E! E! 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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon introduces Penny to online gaming. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` NCIS (Season Finale) As the hunt for Eli and Jackie’s killer continues, questions are raised about Gibbs and the team. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields). (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment. (CC) (TV14) V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Criminal Minds Hotchner takes a leave of absence from the BAU. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Buyers seek treasures high and low in Perris, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kim’s mom is suing for court-ordered visitation; Kim tries to distract the kids. (HD) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch A showdown between Saga and Seabrooke; Captain Sig must make a tough decision. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A book signed by “Shoeless” Joe Jackson; Savage Navy pistol; Moonman statue. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Lost and Found Holocaust survivors reunite after 73 years; a former student athlete gets a letterman’s jacket; two girls share the same name and age. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants Todd and Rick take a beating for trying to remove a dead tree; a photographer risks a fire. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files The team investigates a mysterious piece of surveillance video shot outside Belgrave Hall. TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Four gypsy teens looking for love prepare for a ball. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds plot to catch a culprit when jewelry is found scattered on the floor. (HD) (Part 1 of 2)
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USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives interview a woman to find out why her son is scavenging for food in the garbage. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Spark (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold Noriega’s Basque restaurant in Bakersfield. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars A new bidder wants to dominate the competition. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kim wants to surprise Kroy for their anniversary; Kroy isn’t happy about Kim planning without him. (HD) (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars The guys check out a flag from a WWI fighter plane; Chumlee gets caught faking his timecard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake cannot break up with his girlfriend without risking summer school. (CC) (TVY7) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A tenant sets off a fiery explosion; an ex-wife saws everything in her apartment in half. (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds set up a sting to try to catch a thief. (HD) (Part 2 of 2)
8 p.m. ^ H So You Think You Can Dance (Season Premiere) Dancers perform for the judges. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) # + The Voice (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % NCIS (Season Finale) As the hunt for Eli and Jackie’s killer continues, questions are raised about Gibbs and the team. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
_ * Wipeout Contestants encounter zombies as they tackle obstacles that include the Pork Chopper. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Himalaya With Michael Palin Gurkha recruitment; base camp of Annapurna; Mount Everest. (CC) (HD) ` NCIS: Los Angeles (Season Finale) A nuclear explosion reignites the search for stolen weapons; Callen and Kensi are sent overseas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames suspect a female fanatic killed a controversial radio DJ. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Movie “Leap Year” (2010, PG) Amy Adams. (HD) (2:00) D Friends Joey suddenly becomes ill at the hospital when Phoebe goes there to give birth. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V NOVA Metal found in a 2,000-year-old shipwreck is thought to be the world’s first computer. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Movie “Bitter Seeds” (2011, NR) (1:00) ± Criminal Minds The BAU must profile a criminal after he escapes from custody and begins a killing spree. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders travel to San Jacinto, Calif.; Brandi and Jarrod are forced to team up with Barry. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Jamal and Charles become big brothers to two boys. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kim and Kroy visit a psychic, who predicts the Falcons will go to the Super Bowl. (HD) (TV14) COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy tries to figure out sexting; a visit to a testicle-themed restaurant. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch: The Bait The fleet is halfway through King Crab season. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Nick Cannon’s Big Surprise Nick surprises his grandparents with a home makeover. (HD) (TV14) HIST Counting Cars Horny Mike discovers a coveted bike frame on private property; lastminute creative change. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby Lee Miller and the mothers reminisce about season 3; Christi and Kelly’s friendship. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Dennis Rodman’s biggest regret; Octomom agrees to star in an adult film; Gennifer Flowers discusses her political sex scandal. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A tenant is saved from carbon monoxide poisoning. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files The team heads to
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Iceland to investigate a video showing a large aquatic snake. TLC The Little Couple Babyproofing the home; Jen gets some adoption news. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds crack down to protect their business; Seth’s security measures go too far. (HD) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suspicion falls on family members in the murder of a 16-year-old girl. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
8:30 p.m. D Friends Joey appears on “$100,000 Pyramid”; Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Darrell defends his turf when the buyers visit Costa Mesa, Calif.; Ivy Calvin finds a unique tool. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Dr. Riley loses patients after moving; Jamal’s career funk. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kroy starts the process of adopting Brielle and Ariana; Kim wants to buy Brielle a car. (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Tosh plays wiffle ball; looks at viewer mail. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Counting Cars Danny makes a reckless buy at an auction; Big Ryan gets a lucrative Harley project. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The guys go on a ghost hunt at a murder site; a tenant digs in his heels at a Hollywood motel. (HD) (TVPG) TLC The Little Couple Bill and Jen receive final approval from the Chinese government to adopt their son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds must man the windows when American Jewelry is short staffed. (HD)
9 p.m. ^ H New Girl (Season Finale) Jess and Nick talk about their relationship; Schmidt and Winston scheme to ruin Cece’s wedding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants face elimination; Lady Antebellum; Robin Thicke, Pharrell Williams and T.I. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ House House takes on a teenage faith healer; tension brews between Cameron and Foreman. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % NCIS: Los Angeles (Season Finale) A nuclear explosion reignites the search for stolen weapons; Callen and Kensi are sent overseas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Himalaya With Michael Palin Take the high road to Lhasa; following the pilgrims to Namtso Lake. (CC) (HD)
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TVTIMES ` Golden Boy (Season Finale) Relegated to desk duty, Clark delves into a cold case involving the murder of a construction worker. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V CONSTITUTION USA With Peter Sagal The history of the Bill of Rights; freedom of speech, freedom of religion and right to privacy. (N) (CC) (HD SAP) (TVPG) ¨ Movie “Inlaws & Outlaws” (2005, NR) (2:00) ± Criminal Minds The team profiles a suspect who abducts women to fulfill a personal obsession. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders look for bargains in Inglewood, Calif.; Jarrod and Brandi hope to trick the new buyers. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira and Chardonnay are initiated into the Sunbeams; Blue struggles to fit in. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County A fight between Tamra and Vicki ends their Malibu trip; Alexis and Jim open their trampoline park. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 The Foul Ball Couple gets a Web redemption; Daniel talks with the Yankee Candle Kid. (CC) (HD) (TV14) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (HD) DSC Deadliest Catch Everyone is on the hunt for the blue crab. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars A dad gives the ultimate surprise 16th birthday gift; a customer is frustrated by a design error. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Kristie Ray is quick to defend Abby; Melissa is annoyed by Jackie and her daughter. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Columbine survivors; Mike Tyson’s life as a family man; at home with Trista and Ryan Sutter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants Todd and Rick investigate a report of public indecency. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Weird or What? Lights above the Indian Ocean send a nation into panic. (N) (CC) TLC 19 Kids and Counting Josh is presented with a job opportunity 1,200 miles away; Jana and Jill’s client goes into labor. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A man accused of rape becomes a formidable opponent when he decides to handle his own defense. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
9:30 p.m. ^ H The Mindy Project (Season Finale) Danny and Christina throw a party for Mindy and Casey. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TUESDAY EVENING D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon introduces Penny to online gaming. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers visit El Monte, Calif.; Darrell hopes a big pole will vault him to the top. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Malik throws a party; Tasha’s love triangle becomes more complicated. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Daniel gets invited to the prom; a spoiler alert for summer movies; a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars Tanya has Shane’s prized 1970 Mustang restored to its former glory; a rare Plymouth Roadrunner. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A man races his cars on a private track; Todd and Rick are electrocuted in a booby-trapped house. (HD) (TVPG) TLC 19 Kids and Counting Josh and Anna head down to Fla; final weigh-in. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
10 p.m. # + (10:01) Grimm Hank and Nick encounter zombies; Juliette asks Monroe to reveal Nick’s darkest secret. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ House A mother and her newborn son are in grave danger. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Golden Boy (Season Finale) Relegated to desk duty, Clark delves into a cold case involving the murder of a construction worker. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) Body of Proof After an inmate escapes from a prison transport van, a witness from his murder trial is found dead. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Frontline The political divide over how to solve the nation’s debt. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVMA) D Seinfeld Jerry goes to Los Angeles when he is scheduled to appear on “The Tonight Show.” (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) V Secrets of the Dead The Chinese produced 8,000 painted terracotta warriors. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ± Criminal Minds Investigating a series of teen suicides in Wyoming. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E American Hoggers Krystal and Lea move their business to Florida, sending Jerry’s life into a tailspin. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira prepares for an audition with help from Blue. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (10:01) Don’t Be Tardy... A betrayal comes from an unexpected source. (N) (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Backyard Oil Coomer has some fun with a client; Oil-find-
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10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs When J.D. stops participating in pranks, Turk starts a mission to bring him back to immaturity. (CC) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Cash-strapped Niles moves in temporarily with Frasier. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) A&E American Hoggers Krystal and Lea compete against Jerry; an unhappy Creek crew asks Ronnie to give up his search. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy struggles with demands; Charles and Jamal join Darkanian’s entourage; Crystal and Rashad. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (10:31) Don’t Be Tardy... Kroy starts the process of adopting Brielle and Ariana; Kim wants to buy Brielle a car. (HD) (TV14) COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy quits her job as a porn star; Amy refuses to accept a compliment. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory A wealthy donor makes Leonard question his principles. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) The Quest San Francisco researcher looks at DNA to find an Alzheimer’s cure; The center of America’s race to make alternative fuels. (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` 2 Broke Girls Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Alcohol emboldens brothers to stand up to their mother. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates. (CC) (TV14) V Rick Steves’ Europe Eiffel Tower; Orsay Gallery; French cuisine. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie gets bit by the broadcasting bug and decides to host his own radio show. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A letter signed by Winston Churchill; holy relic; gas fueled remote controlled toy Hummer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake and Josh unwittingly become pawns in a plot to sell stolen grills. (CC) (TVY7) TLC My Crazy Obsession A collection of stuffed and mounted animals; an obsession with trolls. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds must man the windows when American Jewelry is short staffed. (HD)
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_ * The Middle Frankie is mistaken for a doctor and receives special treatment; Axl talks Sue into ditching school. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Nature Africa’s biggest animal migration commences as 20,000 zebra trek across the Makgadikgadi Pans. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Criminal Minds The team tracks a suspect targeting people in Detroit; Blake receives a life-changing proposition. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A photographer is found murdered and handcuffed to the wheel of a crashed car. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Arrow (Season Finale) Oliver and Diggle must stop the Dark Archer from unleashing vengeance on the Glades. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross wants to move to London; Joey is in a PBS telethon; Monica and Chandler argue. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V As Time Goes By Camerashy Lionel asks Jean for moral support. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Autoline President Bob King, United Auto Workers. (CC) (TVG) ± WWE Main Event Featuring WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of RAW and SmackDown. (N) (HD) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Korie try to help Willie shed some pounds before his highschool reunion. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira prepares for an audition with help from Blue. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County A fight between Tamra and Vicki ends their Malibu trip; Alexis and Jim open their trampoline park. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Workaholics The dudes go on a road trip for a breakfast burrito. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Captains Johnathan and Junior from Deadliest Catch join the team to test a crab pot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Niles and Frasier throw a reception to prove that Niles is respectable. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars Rick checks out a Japanese knee mortar; an original signed copy of Wayne Gretzky’s NHL contract. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Sleep deprivation and disorders. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector TBS Family Guy Meg’s exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Breaking Amish: Brave New World-Secrets Revealed (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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9 p.m. ^ H So You Think You Can Dance Hopefuls perform for the judges. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14) # + Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The detectives investigate how a comatose woman ended up in a river near the mayor’s home. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS Thieves hijack a truck full of valuable medical supplies and two aid workers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Criminal Minds The team tracks a suspect targeting people in Detroit; Blake receives a life-changing proposition. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Modern Family Phil gets a new RV for a fun family road trip; Jay and Gloria search for Manny’s backpack. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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) NOVA Analysis of the Neanderthal genome shows that modern humans and Neanderthals once interbred. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Season Finale) A journalist follows Russell and the team members as they investigate a series of murders. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) ? L Supernatural (Season Finale) Dean and Sam are cornered as Crowley is poised to undo all the good they have ever done. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory A wealthy donor makes Leonard question his principles. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth is determined to star in a musical production. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ CEO Global Foresight President Ron O’Hanley, Fidelity Investments. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint An innocent bystander stumbles into the middle of a drug bust. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Si uses his metal detector to help Jase locate his lost wedding ring. (CC) (HD) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing New York When Fredrik gets a 17 million dollar Tribeca townhouse, Ryan sabotages his open house. (HD) (TVPG) COM Chappelle’s Show “Who Knows Black People”; “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”; music guest Erykah Badu. (CC) (TV14) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (HD) DSC MythBusters Testing a bathroom hand dryer vs. using paper towels; the best place to stand during an earthquake. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Holly Has a Baby Follow Holly Madison on her journey to becoming a mother. (HD) (TV14) HIST Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy Larry makes his way across Iowa; Larry meets with an alligator wrestler; Larry learns about bees. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence An Army specialist disappears after celebrating his homecoming from Iraq. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector The team investigates Madison Seminary in Ohio. (N) (HD) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive The murder of her daughter has led Nancy to hoard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV South Beach Tow Robbie doesn’t have the money to pay back Larry’s loan. (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS Evidence reveals that a lieutenant was killed by being force-fed too much liquid. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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she decides to go back to school. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D The Big Bang Theory Raj gets an inflated ego and makes a play for Penny. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Last of the Summer Wine Barry worries he missed his opportunity to have a mid-life crisis. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Aviators Air traffic control; en route control; Boundary Bay, B.C., air show; Beech Staggerwing. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The men camp out before the opening of duck season; stinky Phil seeks romance with Miss Kay. (CC) (HD) COM South Park Stan is sent to the school counselor because he’s holding on to useless possessions. (CC) (HD) HBO Veep Selina travels to Helsinki to finalize a trade agreement; Dan seeks advice on charming the press; Kent and Ben argue over how to deal with new information. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TRUTV South Beach Tow (N) (HD)
10 p.m. # + Chicago Fire Casey must work with Voight; Shay grows increasingly excited about the prospect of motherhood. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS Don and Charlie discover a buried secret that will change the FBI team. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Season Finale) A journalist follows Russell and the team members as they investigate a series of murders. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Nashville Lamar turns out to be an unexpected ally for Rayna; Jolene realizes that Juliette is struggling. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Secrets of the Dead Some of the 49,000 year-old Neanderthal bones discovered in Spain bear signs of cannibalism. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVMA) D Seinfeld Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V William and Mary William proceeds with his plans to sell the business. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Curiosity Quest Goes Green Maintaining an environmentally friendly backyard. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint The team goes to rescue a cop being held hostage. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Si claims to have spotted the infamous “black panther,” but the guys don’t believe him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing New York Ryan and Luis list
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units in the same building; Fredrik and the Marble House. (N) (HD) (TV14) COM South Park Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. (CC) (HD) DSC The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius The contestants have to build a shelter to resist extreme wind, water and fire. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! The Soup Guest Marc Maron. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones Dany exchanges gifts with a slave lord; Sansa worries about her prospects; Shae is irritated with Tyrion’s new situation; Tywin counsels the king; Melisandre reveals a secret; Brienne faces a formidable foe. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Star Trek: Secrets of the Universe On the set of “Star Trek Into the Darkness.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence A report on the search for Natalee Holloway. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Borgias Cesare’s diplomatic mission is a success; Bianca takes her own life; Alexander and Sforza conspire to repay Gonzaga; Lucrezia travels to Naples; King Ferdinand continues the refusal of recognizing Giovanni. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Deep South Paranormal (Season Finale) (N) (HD) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon’s solution to Penny’s financial difficulty leads to a confrontation. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Janet and Herv have kept their hoarding a secret from everyone. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Detective Beckett struggles to survive; Castle tries to identify the shooter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo (N) (HD) TVLND Hot in Cleveland Melanie wants her first time with Alec to be perfect; Joy works as an extra. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Psych Shawn and Gus go undercover as radio personalities. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs Dr. Kelso signs the hospital up for a Web site where patients can evaluate their doctors. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Frasier gives Roz a loan for the baby’s expenses. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ The War Against Microbes Scientific advances in understanding infectious diseases. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Sadie needs driving lessons, and Willie, Jase and Si are more than happy to help. (CC) (HD) COM South Park Stan is kept from trick or treating with his friends. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
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11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) ) Globe Trekker Silk Road trade route begins at Xi’an, China; wines and grapes of Turpan; 1,000 Buddha cave. (CC) (HD) (TVG) * News 10 at 11:00 Shornack and Mendonsa. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Ed Helms; Brad Paisley performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering. (CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Jack spends time with his mother-in-law; Frank and Tracy try to find a date for Lutz. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14) L The Simpsons Marge and Lisa’s Valentine’s Day plans take a turn when Lisa falls for an intellectual romantic. (CC) (TVPG) V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A big barn half-covered in snow. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint Sgt. Parker faces one of his toughest negotiations yet. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty Willie schedules a Saturday afternoon HR training seminar for the team; Phil and Kay get lost. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Testing a bathroom hand dryer vs. using paper towels; the best place to stand during an earthquake. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Chelsea Lately Zachary Quinto; Brad Wollack; Morgan Murphy. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his
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Undisputed (R) ›› (Wesley Snipes) (HD) The One (PG-13, ‘01) › (Jet Li) Rush Hour 2 (HD) FX Deep HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) HIST Better H20 Cooktop Modern Marvels (TVG) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Dig In Good Buy Outdoor My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First HGTV TRIA Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Sonic Duo Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Chris Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) AMTV Music videos. AMTV: 10 on Top Freedom Writers (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (Hilary Swank) Teen Mom MTV MTV Jams (TVPG) Dora... Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora... Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TV14) House “Heavy” (TV14) OXY The Deep Blue Sea (R, ‘11) ››› Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos SPIKE Defrosting Sexy Abs Kitchen Paid Prog. Sexiest SYFY Sonic Duo Williams Total Gym Sexy Abs Twi. Zone Weird or What? (CC) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (PG, ‘82) ››› Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl My Sister Eileen (NR, ‘55) ›› (Janet Leigh) Queen Bee (NR, ‘55) ››› Solid Gold Cad. TCM A Star Is Born (4:30) ›››› Baby’s Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Four Weddings (CC) TLC Bermuda Triangle Charmed (TVPG) Charmed (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TVPG) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Hotels Steak Paradise (TVG) Roads Less Travelled Roads Less Travelled Extreme Houseboats No Reservation TRAV Hotels Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Sexy Abs In Session (HD) Police Video TRUTV Pain Paid Prog. Cook Safe Murder, She Wrote Divorced The Exes Van Dyke Love Lucy Griffith Gunsmoke TVLAND Sexy Abs Deep Law Order: CI Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) USA Law Order: CI Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Model Employee VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Mickey Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little The Vow (7:35) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› Home Fries (9:20) ›› Quick Change ››› ENC Flipper (5:55) (PG) ›› Taxi (PG-13) › (HD) Making Journey 2-Myst HBO Die Hard 2 (4:50) (R) The Crucible (6:55) ››› (HD) Savages (R) ›› (HD) MAX Along Came Polly, ‘04 Harry and the Hendersons (7:15) (PG) ››› The Pick-Up Artist (9:05) ›› Rain Fall (8:35) (R, ‘09) (Kippei Shiina) (CC) All Night Long (R, ‘81) ›› (CC) SHOW Racing Daylight (5:45) That Guy... Who Was in That Men in Black 3 (8:10) (PG-13) ›› Looper (R, ‘12) ››› (Bruce Willis) STARZ The Alamo (5:50) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› Lone Rider (7:35) (HD) American Bandits The Nugget ›› (HD) TMC Shadow Zone: My Teacher Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News
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Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love Above Path Paid Prog. SknSecret Paid Prog. Music Beat Paid Prog. Saigon : Hdlnes Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (TVPG) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury Paternity tests. Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Los Supervivientes de Los Andes (R, ‘76) Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de La Loba Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Va Que Va Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Microbes Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold Autoline Visionary CEO Globl Aviators Quest ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. J. Meyer Ladders Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Cooking Journey Ministry Special Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (CC) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) Sixteen Candles (PG, ‘84) ›› (HD) Freak AMC Liar Liar (11:15) ›› The Breakfast Club (1:15) (R, ‘85) ››› (HD) To Be Announced River Monsters Swamp Wars (TVPG) ANIM Pit Boss (CC) (TVPG) Tanked (CC) (TVPG) To Be Announced Parkers Parkers Matters Glory Road (PG, ‘06) ››› (Josh Lucas, Derek Luke) (CC) (HD) BET Blue Hill Avenue (11) (R) ›› BRAVO Shear Genius (TV14) Shear Genius (TV14) Shear Genius (TV14) Shear Genius (TV14) Shear Genius (TV14) Tabatha Takes Over Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Reba Reba CMT Extreme Makeover Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report American Greed CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper COM 30 Rock 30 Rock South Pk South Pk South Pk Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (2:26) (PG) Futurama Futurama Sunny Paid Prog. Hip Hop MLB Baseball: Giants at Blue Jays Ring Cer. SaberCats Pregame Baseball CSNBA Focused Get Fit Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) Auction Auction MythBusters (TVPG) Last Frontier Last Frontier Deadliest Catch (CC) DSC Almost, Away Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Nicki Mi Nicki Mi Nicki Mi Jonas Jonas E! E! News (HD) NFL Live (N) (CC) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) X Games Barcelona. (N Same-day Tape) ESPN SportsCenter (N) NFL32 (N) (CC) Around Pardon NFL Live (N) (CC) 30 for 30 ESPN2 Outside Le Batard SportsNation (N) Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Cooking Trisha’s FOOD Paula How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men FX Rush Hour 2 (11) ›› Pineapple Express (R, ‘08) ›› (Seth Rogen) (HD) The Waltons (TVG) Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Brady Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Marie (CC) (TVG) HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Wife Swap (TVPG) LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG) Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Ke$ha The Show The Show Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Ke$ha Ke$ha Awkward. MTV Teen Mom 2 (11:30) (TV14) Max, Ruby Dora... Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. NICK Peter OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St House (CC) (TV14) House “Kids” (TV14) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) OXY House (CC) (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA Juarez Cartel. DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) SPIKE DEA (TV14) Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (PG, ‘86) ››› (CC) Defiance (HD) SYFY Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (PG, ‘84) ››› Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim Bell, Book and Candle (NR, ‘58) ›› (CC) Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (NR) ››› The Big Fisherman TCM Solid Gold Cad. Baby Baby Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear Four Weddings (CC) Tattoos Tattoos TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TVPG) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones Suspects. Castle (CC) (TVPG) NBA Basketball TNT Bones (CC) (TV14) Squirrel Looney Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Adventure TOON Looney Scooby Scooby Almost Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Mysteries-Museum TRAV Snacks on a Beach Bizarre Foods Patrol Over Limit Over Limit Hurts Hurts Hurts Hurts Most Shocking Most Shocking TRUTV Patrol Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) The Nanny (5:09) TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (12:40) (CC) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (1:50) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) USA Burn Notice (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) One Hit Wonders of the ’90s One Hit Wonders T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Honey 2 VH-1 Love Potion No. 9 (12:05) (PG-13) ›› Chris Chris Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI Little Doc McSt. Doc McSt. Phineas Good Good Good Good ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm DISN Little John Carter (2:20) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› The Vow (4:35) ›› ENC Quik Chng Fools Rush In (PG-13, ‘97) ›› Manhunt ››› (HD) The Big Year (4:15), ‘11 ›› (HD) HBO Journey 2 Two Weeks Notice (12:45) (HD) North Country (R, ‘05) ››› (HD) Harry Potter Deathly Hallows MAX Savages Life (12:40) (R, ‘99) ›› (CC) (HD) The Bang Bang Club (R, ‘10) (HD) Nice Guy Johnny (HD) Mean Girls SHOW Timeline (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (HD) Van Helsing (1:45) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC) Da Vinci’s Demons Mindhunters STARZ Darling Companion, ‘12 Kinky Boots (PG-13) ›› (HD) Mistress (R, ‘92) ›› (CC) (HD) TMC Mrs. Dalloway (12:10), ‘97 Premiere. 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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon is forced to face his fear of driving. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` The Big Bang Theory (Season Finale) When Leonard receives an opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie’s ego when he becomes insecure. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy After Peter halfheartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog. (CC) (TV14) V Ask This Old House Installing a ductless heat pump to heat and cool a bonus room; driving eye screws; LED lighting. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Without a Trace A 16-yearold student at a top-notch girls school in Manhattan disappears. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E The First 48 A wheelchairbound man is murdered; man stabbed in a car. (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Freakshow Murrugun performs a human pin cushion stunt. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Owner Mike Garcia abandoned his business for a year to work with youth ministry. (HD) (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Doomsday Bunkers Booby-trapped bunker; durability of a Pod is tested by dropping a car on it and setting it ablaze. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) HIST Swamp People A massive sinkhole consumes part of Troy’s hunting grounds; the Beast of the East. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Main Street Mysteries A mutilated body is found on the side of the road in West Palm Beach, Fl.; a piece of jewelry helps investigators identify the body. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE DEA A chain of events leads agents to a standoff with two drug dealers. (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women has a reminder of a failed career; someone got a tattoo they never asked for. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Dumb criminals caught on tape. Celebrity commentators include Danny Bonaduce. (HD) (TV14)
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USA NCIS Ari continues to wreak havoc on the team until Gibbs gets the face-off he has been awaiting. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)
7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` (7:31) The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz’s return from space isn’t all he expected. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie’s cleaning lady. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt. (CC) (TV14) V Ask This Old House Melted vinyl siding; whole-house energy audit. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) AMC Freakshow The Sadu Hobo drops in for an unexpected visit. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Drake & Josh Drake is falsely accused of playing a practical joke on a teacher. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Main Street Mysteries Businessman Daniel Herbert is found dead in his home and investigators suspect he was caught up in an international financial scam. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A woman whose ex gave her an X-rated tattoo. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
8 p.m. ^ H American Idol (Season Finale) Ryan Seacrest announces the winner. (N Sameday Tape) (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14) # + The Office Actors, writers and producers of the series share experiences; a sneak peek of the series finale. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % The Big Bang Theory (Season Finale) When Leonard receives an opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
_ * Wipeout John Henson reveals a slew of wild ideas for contestants; players tackle the Killer Croc. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India Boat ride on the Ganges River; traditional Rajasthani dishes; Taj Mahal; rural village in Rajasthan. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` (8:01) Elementary (Season Finale) Sherlock reels when Irene Adler reappears; Sherlock and Joan are caught in Moriarty’s crosshairs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A shy man is suspected of killing and collecting pretty women. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L The Vampire Diaries (Season Finale) A ghostly encounter puts Damon’s life in danger; Stefan uncovers a horrifying clue about Silas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross tells Rachel he can’t see her anymore; Joey learns about Chandler and Monica’s relationship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Great Old Amusement Parks Some modern amusement parks recall an earlier time, before big-budget rides. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ In the Americas With David Yetman New lands emerge from the ocean; manta rays. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds Con artist’s crimes escalate as his mental health declines. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The First 48 A kindly father is gunned down in Miami; a Dallas man is fatally shot in his sleep. (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Freakshow Todd hosts a “Freakshow” strongman competition. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha helps the owner of the Summers Sports Bar get the place back in shape. (HD) (TV14) COM Futurama Leela and Zapp Brannigan stranded on an Eden-like planet. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Doomsday Bunkers Bunker designed to survive a nuclear meltdown; Tsunami Pod. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! The Soup Guest Marc Maron. (HD) (TV14) HIST Swamp People A swamper gets called back to his office job; a young hunter’s risky night scout pays off. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Big Time Rush Kendall tries to keep Jo from discovering Lucy has returned to the Palm Woods. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A couple marries the day after they meet and seem to have an enviable marriage for 20 years. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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TBS Family Guy Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A tribute to a best friend; an attempt at vengeance; a doughnut tattoo looks like something else. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... A woman breaks into a candy shop to steal as much fudge as her cheeks can carry. (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS When the bodies of two assassins are delivered to NCIS, Tony and Ziva go under cover. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
8:30 p.m. % (8:31) The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz’s return from space isn’t all he expected. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) (8:47) Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India Jaisalmer’s “living fort”; garba dance; tour of Mumbai. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Monica and Chandler learn their baby’s father might not be an upstanding citizen. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Burt Wolf: Travels & Traditions St. Peter’s Basilica; St. Peter’s tomb; the Sistine Chapel; the Vatican’s mosaic studio. (CC) (TVG) AMC Freakshow Jesse the Half Man and Jim the Armless Wonder show off their abilities. (CC) (HD) COM Futurama Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! The Untold Story: Jason Derulo Never-before-seen footage of the musician Jason Derulo. (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell and Vinnie audition for an exclusive carpool at school. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A man’s teenage tattoo; a workout tattoo gone bad; a self-portrait. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT TNT Network Preview A backstage peek at TNT’s original shows. (CC) (HD)
9 p.m. # + The Office (Series Finale) Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees attend a wedding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ White Collar Neal and Peter believe that Neal has a copycat thief. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % (9:01) Elementary (Season Finale) Sherlock reels when Irene Adler reappears; Sherlock and Joan are caught in Moriarty’s crosshairs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Grey’s Anatomy (Season Finale) As the storm rages, patients are brought to the hospital by the busload and resources dwindle. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) ? L Beauty and the Beast (Season Finale) Secrets about Cat’s family are revealed; Vincent is faced with his demise. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Frontline Workers struggle to reconnect power inside Japan’s nuclear reactor following the earthquake. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Land of the Dragon China has seven naturally occurring sites. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds A serial killer targets random victims in visible places. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The First 48 A 14-year-old Cleveland girl dies at her own birthday party when gunmen fire on a crowd. (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Freakshow “Freaks” travel to Venice to support banning the word “normal” and to hold a parade. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Best friends and business partners own a failing salon. (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Daniel gives free medical advice and gives a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Zombie Preppers (N) (CC) (HD) HIST Swamp People (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A mother disappears without a word. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos An unwanted surprise in a tattoo; a man’s wife hates his tramp stamp. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle A sexy insurance investigator helps out when a valuable sculpture is stolen and someone is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Video footage of dumb criminals in 20 incidents; naked bank robber. (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS When the wives of two Marines are murdered, the team fears the murders are racially motivated. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
9:30 p.m. ) (9:35) Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India Snake shyam; a healer uses natural herbs and fauna to treat the sick; tea making process; elephants. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon is forced to face his fear of driving. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Colored Frames Black artists discuss their influences and inspirations. (CC) (TVPG) AMC Small Town Security The gang deals with the community’s reaction to the television show. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Anger Management Charlie’s ex causes him problems with his group. (N) (HD) (TV14)
HALL Frasier Roz hires Bulldog to baby-sit but doesn’t suspect that he is scaring away her suitors. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Game of Thrones Dany exchanges gifts with a slave lord; Sansa worries about her prospects; Shae is irritated with Tyrion’s new situation; Tywin counsels the king; Melisandre reveals a secret; Brienne faces a formidable foe. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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May 11-17, 2013 his way across Iowa; Larry meets with an alligator wrestler; Larry learns about bees. (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Dateline on OWN Women are attacked in the night, baffling investigators in three states. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Men at Work Gibbs’ nephew comes to town for a medical school interview; Milo opts for a fashion change. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A tattoo that pays tribute; a woman’s doughnut tattoo is disgusting. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Castle and Beckett investigate the murder of a ghost hunter who was looking into a haunting. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking Countdown of the dumbest daredevil stunts gone wrong. (HD) (TV14) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond The whole family chooses sides when Ray and Debra fight over a newly acquired can opener. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA NCIS The team tries to bust an illegal trucking operation. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10:30 p.m. ) American Masters How Chinese people have been portrayed in film over 90 years. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 Scrubs Turk decides to learn Spanish and finds that being bilingual works to his advantage. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Frasier suggests Niles hire a shark on the eve of his divorce proceedings. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office An e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ America’s Heartland Henry A. Wallace Country Life Center in Orient, Iowa; farming practices that improve air quality; organic farm in Florida. (CC) (TVG) AMC Small Town Security A business consultant tries to make the office behave more professionally. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia When Charlie and Dee invade the world of the wealthy, they find romance within. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Surviving Zombies With a bunker built, the Zombie Tools look to stock their shelter with food and first aid kits. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Rose discovers Alan’s Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO Veep Selina travels to Helsinki to finalize a trade agreement; Dan seeks advice on charming the press; Kent and Ben argue over how to deal with new information. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A comic’s tattoo is a joke; a tattoo done by a man on acid. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon thinks Leonard is the center of their social group. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) This Week in Northern California Insightful discussion and news analysis. Host: Belva Davis. (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie and Alan attend Jake’s soccer games. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Peter writes an erotic novel and gets Carter to publish it. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold Frank Caglia buys the Warnors Theatre in Fresno in 1973 and restores it and its pipe organ to their former luster. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars Sportsman’s locker; construction equipment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:57) Tosh.0 A pleasure coach stops by; naked wizard Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The turtles must defend their home when Bradford tries to destroy the sewers. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS Seinfeld George takes extreme measures to locate his lost Yankees key ring. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A Star Wars-obsessed bride wants to look like Princess Leia; a Southern belle wants to find a dress. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
8 p.m. ^ H Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay heads to Seattle to help Peter make much-needed changes to his Greek restaurant, Yanni’s. (CC) (TV14) # + Dateline NBC (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % Undercover Boss (Season Finale) Intriguing bosses discuss how the show impacted their lives. (N) (CC) (HD) _ * Shark Tank Military-inspired jewelry line; traditional British scone; custom furniture. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Washington Week With Gwen Ifill (N) (CC)
` Undercover Boss (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren’s nemesis becomes a suspect in the slaying of a jewelry thief. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Nikita (Season Finale) Amanda’s final plan forces Nikita into a dangerous situation. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross moves out of his apartment to live with Emily; the gals get a new neighbor. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Death in Paradise A storm may to blame for a death at the university. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Red Green Show Acting like a bunch of wienies, the boys do their “wurst” for the Possum Lake Sausage Carnival. (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case Lilly investigates an autistic boy’s parents’ murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars In Lakewood, Calif., Darrell and Brandon buy a locker fit for a fiesta; Dave acts like a bully. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Reg Mangone has lost control over his business. (HD) (TV14) COM (8:28) Tosh.0 Web redemption for “fart bus kid”; viewer calls. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded Red Jacket restores an anti-tank cannon; Will puts Flem under a tight deadline; tempers flare. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Holly Has a Baby Follow Holly Madison on her journey to becoming a mother. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers Mike gets lucky while freestyling in Virginia with Danielle; a cold call pays off with a jukebox. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April receives a warning; the turtles try to stop Kraang from detonating a mutagen bomb in the city. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A radio DJ is caught between her new husband and her teenage son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) STARZ Spartacus: War of the Damned Spartacus’ plan to weaken Crassus’ forces and gain the upper hand is threatened by potential betrayal. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC) TBS Family Guy Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A dress to carry a bride through her cancer treatments; a N.Y. mom and southern mother-in-law. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout Obstacles include Aunt Patty Cake and the Lumberjerks. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit When a dancer is
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8:30 p.m. ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) (TVG) D Friends Rachel winds up next to her boss at a job interview; Joey feels abandoned. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Just Seen It Industry professionals present their takes on current movies and TV shows, and interview Hollywood insiders. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars Barry and Kenny get fired up; Dave Hester makes a find worth cheering over; Brandi is exhausted. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (8:58) Inside Amy Schumer Amy quits her job as a porn star; Amy refuses to accept a compliment. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Turtles are hunted by a giant cockroach. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS Family Guy Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A bride has been engaged four times; a vow renewal gown. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
9 p.m. ^ H Bones When a street artist falls into his own adhesive, he also lands on human remains. (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) $ Monk Investigating the murder of the world’s oldest man. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Undercover Boss (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Shark Tank (Season Finale) An app that provides international travelers with access to translators; all-natural dog treats. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Marilyn Monroe: Beyond the Legend Richard Widmark chronicles the star’s career through film clips, interviews and home movies. (HD) (TV14) ` 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) ? L Supernatural Dean and Sam are cornered as Crowley is poised to undo all the good they have ever done. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon thinks Leonard is the center of their social group. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Hetty investigates a suitor’s intentions. (CC) (HD) ¨ Discover Vivaldi’s Four Seasons Soloist Peter Winograd and The Discovery Orchestra reveal descriptive sonnets within concertos. (CC) (TVG)
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TVTIMES ± Cold Case The 1958 suicide of a radio disc jockey is discovered to be a murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers return to Huntington Beach, Calif.; Barry brings humorist Charles Phoenix to an auction. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine The ladies try to get back on track with a Georgia Wine trip; Mariah confronts Toya. (TV14) COM (9:29) Workaholics The guys strive to be the funniest ones at an office roast. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns Money is tight and cutting down on OT causes tempers to flare; the Olympic shooting team. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guests Brad Goreski and Laila Ali. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers Jim’s spectacular man cave; the guys take a chance at an old airport turned auto body shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A couple is trapped in a sexless marriage. (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons The Turk’s clue regarding the Book of Leaves leads Leonardo to Wallachia, where he meets Vlad Dracula; Lorenzo and Piero encounter the Duke of Urbino; the hunt for the true spy continues. (N) (CC) (TVMA) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta Bride Cindy brings her fiance and their four kids to her appointment; Cheyna and her biker dad. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout High school students and a competitive dad compete. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray and Debra consult Frank and Marie about what an older couple’s sex life should be. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A woman visiting from Buffalo, N.Y., claims her car was stolen with her baby in the backseat. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
9:30 p.m. D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon and the gang are confused when a young grad student is attracted to him. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Barry Weiss makes a purchase; Dave has trouble leaving. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (9:59) Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Full House D.J., smitten with Jesse’s guitarist, joins the band on tour. (CC) (TVG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A Southern belle wants to shed her pageant image, to her mother’s chagrin; a roller derby bride. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra decide who would be guardians for their children. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
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10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + (10:01) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) (HD) $ Monk Monk stars in a play while investigating a murder witnessed by 300 theatergoers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * 20/20 (N) (CC) (HD) ) Audrey Hepburn Remembered Film clips and interviews depict the life and career of the actress. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dance marathon; gang must enter the competition. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) D Seinfeld Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes It’s up to Mycroft and Dr Watson to solve a mystery. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Movie “Still on the Road” (2010, NR) (1:00) ± Cold Case After discovering new evidence, detective Jeffries re-opens a 1979 murder case. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders look for bargains in Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.; Barry arrives late to the festivities. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County A fight between Tamra and Vicki ends their Malibu trip; Alexis and Jim open their trampoline park. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Wild West Alaska Ken introduces a friend to the world of online dating; Jim leads a trek into the wilderness. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guest Lily Aldridge. (N) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Frasier injures his back while blowing out birthday candles. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST American Pickers Dale gets seriously cranked up over Mike’s one-of-a-kind belly tank racer; railroad relics. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Kym flies her father out for a visit; Wendell tries to keep Kym off the worst-dressed list. (HD) (TVPG) STARZ (10:05) Da Vinci’s Demons The Turk’s clue regarding the Book of Leaves leads Leonardo to Wallachia, where he meets Vlad Dracula; Lorenzo and Piero encounter the Duke
May 11-17, 2013 of Urbino; the hunt for the true spy continues. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY Merlin (N) (CC) TLC I Found the Gown (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Countdown of the world’s dumbest criminals. (HD) (TV14) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The squad makes a quick arrest when a student is raped at gunpoint in her apartment. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs J.D. fears he is not masculine enough; Turk feels less manly after a necessary surgery. (CC) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Frasier meets an attractive woman who thinks he’s Jewish. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers return to Montebello, Calif.; Jarrod and Brandi seek merchandise for their new store. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast of comedian Bob Saget. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK The Nanny Brighton must pass science or go to military school. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya wants to adopt a child, but must first juggle a mechanical baby and a date with George. (HD) (TVPG) TLC I Found the Gown (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra points out the similarities between Ray and his annoying cousin. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) ) Need to Know (N) (CC) (HD) * News 10 at 11:00 Shornack and Mendonsa. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Will Arnett; Kurt Vile performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him; Dana hypnotizes Andy. (CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock After Jack is mugged, he decides to run for mayor so he can protect the city’s elite. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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BET The Game Jason helps Blue at training camp; Malik tries convincing a former teammate to re-sign. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... A betrayal comes from an unexpected source. (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (HD) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:32) American Pickers The guys are running low on cash and desperate for a good pick in the South. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck Is a Lady A compilation of episodes from the adult series about Las Vegas highrollers who turn to concierge Angelica for help in living out their fantasies. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
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QUICK CLICKS 4-STAR MOVIES “Alien” ›››› (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. A merciless horror stalks the crew of a deep-space freighter. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:56) MAX Sun. 5:45 p.m. “Aliens” ›››› (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver. Space Marines battle an army of deadly monsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Sun. 7:40 p.m. “Dog Day Afternoon” ›››› (1975, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A desperate man’s bank robbery turns into a media circus. (CC) (R) (2:15) TCM Mon. 9:30 p.m. “Forbidden Planet” ›››› (1956, Science Fiction) Walter Pidgeon. Astronauts find a stranded professor and his daughter. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Wed. 5 p.m. “The 400 Blows” ›››› (1959, Crime Drama) JeanPierre Léaud. Parental neglect makes a boy turn to a life of crime. (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 11:45 p.m. “Giant” ›››› (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. George Stevens’ Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) (G) (3:30) TCM Tue. 5:30 a.m. “Gigi” ›››› (1958, Musical) Leslie Caron. A Gay ’90s Parisian finds he wants to marry his would-be mistress. (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Mon. 5 p.m. “How Green Was My Valley” ›››› (1941, Drama) Walter Pidgeon. A boy sees his coalmining family fall in circa-1900 Wales. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 5 p.m. “I Remember Mama” ›››› (1948, Comedy-Drama) Irene Dunne. Writer recalls her Norwegian mother and San Francisco kin. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Sun. 7 p.m. “L.A. Confidential” ›››› (1997, Crime Drama) Kevin
Spacey. A young police officer searches for justice in 1950s L.A. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) MAX Sat. 1:45 a.m. “A Man for All Seasons” ›››› (1966, Historical Drama) Paul Scofield. Sir Thomas More has a fatal conflict with King Henry VIII. (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Fri. 12:45 a.m. “Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Tue. 9:45 a.m. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” ›››› (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson. An irreverent troublemaker is committed to an asylum. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Sat. 1 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m. “Raiders of the Lost Ark” ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford. An archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. (HD) (PG) (2:30) SPIKE Fri. 7 p.m. “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. A heavyweight champ gives a club fighter a title shot. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:59) MAX Wed. 6 a.m. “Rome, Open City” ›››› (1946, Drama) Aldo Fabrizi. Priest helps the underground
fight Nazis. (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 9 p.m. “Show Boat” ›››› (1936, Musical) Irene Dunne. A Mississippi riverboat captain’s daughter marries a roving gambler. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 1 p.m. “Stand by Me” ›››› (1986, Comedy-Drama) Wil Wheaton. Boy and buddies go on hike to find dead body in 1959. (CC) (R) (1:45) TCM Sat. 9:30 p.m. “A Star Is Born” ›››› (1954, Musical) Judy Garland. An actor turns to alcohol as his wife becomes a megastar. (CC) (PG) (3:00) TCM Thu. 4:30 a.m. “The Third Man” ›››› (1949, Suspense) Orson Welles. A writer of Westerns probes a pal’s death in postwar Vienna. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 6:30 a.m. “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” ›››› (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. A girl comes of age in a poor Brooklyn neighborhood. (CC) (PG) (2:15) TCM Sat. 7:15 p.m. “Yankee Doodle Dandy” ›››› (1942, Musical) James Cagney. Life of song-and-dance man George M. Cohan. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 7:15 p.m.
ney Weaver. Ripley’s clone and mercenaries battle escaped aliens. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) MAX Mon. Midnight “Aliens” ›››› (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver. Space Marines battle an army of deadly monsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Sun. 7:40 p.m. “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. The wife of a New York real estate scion suddenly goes missing. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) SHOW Wed. 10:15 a.m. “All Night Long” ›› (1981, Comedy) Gene Hackman. A corporate executive is demoted to manager of a drugstore. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) SHOW Thu. 10:30 a.m. “Along Came Polly” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller. A jilted newlywed finds solace with another woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) MAX Thu. 5:40 a.m. “Always” ››› (1989, Fantasy) Richard Dreyfuss. A firefighter’s ghost returns to guide a rookie pilot. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:02)
SHOW Tue. 7 a.m. “The Amateurs” (2005, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. Small-town citizens make an amateur porn film. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Thu. 4 a.m. “American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James” (2010, Western) George Stults. Outlaw Jesse James and brother Frank dodge a marshal. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) TMC Thu. 9 a.m. “American Man” (2012, Documentary) Concussions affect former football player Kevin Turner. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 10 a.m. “American Man” (2012, Documentary) Concussions affect former football player Kevin Turner. (NR) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 11:30 p.m. “American Pie 2” ›› (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs. Friends rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (1:45) BRAVO Fri. 6 a.m.; Sat. 2 a.m. “The American President” ››› (1995, Romance-Comedy) Michael Douglas. A rival ex-
ploits the president’s romance with a lobbyist. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:54) AMC Sun. 10:02 a.m. “America’s Parking Lot” (2012, Documentary) Die-hard football fans spend a last season at Texas Stadium. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 11:30 a.m. “Angel Eyes” ›› (2001, Drama) Jennifer Lopez. A policewoman meets a man who saw his family die in an accident. (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. 10 a.m. “The Angel Wore Red” ›› (1960, Romance) Ava Gardner. Priest imprisoned in Spanish Civil War with prostitute he loves. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 1 p.m. “Another Happy Day” ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Barkin. A woman attends her son’s wedding at the estate of her ex-husband. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Tue. 3:30 a.m. “Apollo 13” ››› (1995, His-
Rating Guide G — For general audiences. PG — Parental guidance suggested; some material may not be suitable for preteens. PG-13 — Parents cautioned to give special guidance to children under 13, because some material may be inappropriate. R — Restricted. Not
recommended for those under 17. NC–17 — Adults only. NR — Not rated.
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TVTIMES torical Drama) Tom Hanks. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:20) HBO Wed. 9:35 a.m. “Army of Darkness” ›› (1992, Fantasy) Bruce Campbell. A time warp throws demon hunter Ash into the Middle Ages. (CC) (R) (1:21) ENC Mon. 4:35 a.m. “Arthur Christmas” ››› (2011, Comedy) Voices of James McAvoy. Animated. Santa’s youngest son undertakes an urgent Christmas mission. (CC) (PG) (1:40) STARZ Sun. 5:05 a.m.; Tue. 6:40 a.m. “As Good as It Gets” ››› (1997, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson. A mean-spirited New York author finds love with a waitress. (HD) (PG-13) (2:18) AMC Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. Noon “Assassins” ›› (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hitman embarks upon his final assignment. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Mon. 1 p.m. “Assault on Precinct 13” ››› (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke. Gunmen attack a crumbling police station to kill a gangster. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT Sun. 2 p.m. “Audrey’s Rain” ›› (2003, Drama) Jean Smart. A former flame gives a woman a second chance at happiness. (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 3 p.m. “Autumn Leaves” ›› (1956, Drama) Joan Crawford. A woman learns that her young husband is mentally unstable. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 1 a.m.
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“Baby Mama” ›› (2008, Comedy) Tina Fey. A career woman hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. Midnight, 7 a.m. “Back to the Future Part II” ››› (1989, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. Marty’s time traveling is threatened by a dangerous rival. (CC) (PG) (1:47) ENC Tue. 11:50 p.m. “Back to the Future Part III” ››› (1990, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. Marty McFly visits the Old West to save the imperiled Doc. (CC) (PG) (1:58) ENC Wed. 7:15 a.m. “Back to You and Me” ››› (2005, Drama) Lisa Hartman Black. A successful doctor returns home after many years away. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 5 p.m. “Bad Santa” ››› (2003, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf. (CC) (R) (1:33) ENC Sat. 11:10 p.m.; Wed. 4:40 p.m., 11:15 p.m. “Bad Teacher” ›› (2011, Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two teachers vie for the affections of a rich substitute. (CC) (R) (1:32) STARZ Sat. 12:10 a.m. “A Bag of Hammers” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Jason Ritter. A pair of Los Angeles scam artists become a boy’s surro-
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS gate fathers. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:25) TMC Sat. 1:05 p.m.; Wed. 11:15 p.m. “Balls of Fury” ›› (2007, Comedy) Dan Fogler. A disgraced pingpong player goes under cover for the FBI. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Fri. 2:21 p.m. “The Bang Bang Club” (2010, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. Photographers capture the final days of apartheid. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) SHOW Thu. 2 p.m. “Barbershop” ›› (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. A barbershop owner considers selling his establishment. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:04) COM Sun. 8:19 a.m. “Beastly” ›› (2011, Fantasy) Alex Pettyfer. A teen must find true love to break a curse. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:26) SHOW Sat. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. 1:30 p.m. “Beasts of the Southern Wild” ››› (2012, Drama) Quvenzhané Wallis. An intrepid 6-yearold lives with her father in the Delta. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:33) MAX Sun. 6:10 a.m. “Beautiful Boy” ››› (2010, Drama) Michael Sheen. Parents learn their son went on a deadly shooting spree. (CC) (R) (1:40) STARZ Wed. 3:30 a.m. “Bedtime Stories” ›› (2008, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A handyman’s tall tales begin to come true. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) TBS Sun. 8:30 a.m. “Beerfest” ›› (2006, Comedy) Jay Chandrasekhar. Brothers play beer games in Germany. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Sat. 10:23 a.m. “Beetlejuice” ››› (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton. Two ghosts try to scare away their home’s new tenants. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Tue. 9 p.m. “Bell, Book and Candle” ›› (1958, Comedy) James Stewart. A witch casts a love spell on a San Francisco publisher. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 1 p.m. “Bending the Rules” (2012, Action) Jamie Kennedy. A suspended cop and a prosecutor become unlikely partners. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC Sat. 9:35 a.m. “Beverly Lewis’ The Confession” (2013, Drama) Sherry Stringfield. A man hatches a devious scheme to inherit his dying wife’s estate. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 9 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m. “The Big Bounce” ›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Owen Wilson. A woman asks a drifter to help her con a developer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:29) USA Mon. 2:31 a.m. “The Big Fisherman” ››› (1959, Historical Drama) Howard Keel. Peter’s conversion sways Herod’s daughter and Arab. (G) (3:15) TCM Thu. 5 p.m. “The Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia” (2012, Documentary) Dyslexia affects young people and their families. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) HBO Sun. 6:15 a.m. “The Big Year” ›› (2011,
May 11-17, 2013 Comedy) Steve Martin. Three men compete in a prestigious bird-watching contest. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) HBO Sat. 6:30 a.m.; Thu. 4:15 p.m. “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” ››› (1989, Comedy) Keanu Reeves. Dopey dudes time-travel to fetch celebrities for a school project. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:02) COM Thu. 2:26 p.m.; Fri. 2:02 a.m. “Billy Elliot” ››› (2000, Drama) Julie Walters. A British miner’s son takes dancing lessons in secret. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW Mon. 6 a.m.; Fri. 9 a.m. “Bitter Seeds” ››› (2011, Documentary) The reasons behind a rash of farmer suicides in India. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. 2 a.m., 12:30 p.m. “The Black Dahlia” ›› (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. Two cops investigate a starlet’s grisly murder in 1940s Los Angeles. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Sun. 3:50 a.m.; Tue. 11:30 p.m. “Black Dog” ›› (1998, Action) Patrick Swayze. A trucker drives a suspicious shipment. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) ± Mon. 11 a.m. “BloodRayne: The Third Reich” ›› (2010, Action) Natassia Malthe. Rayne puts the bite on Nazis during World War II. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Fri. 3:45 a.m. “Blow” ›› (2001, Drama) Johnny Depp. A small-time pot dealer becomes a major cocaine supplier. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Tue. 1:30 p.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m. “Blown Away” ›› (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. A mad Irish bomber plots revenge on his former pupil. (CC) (R) (2:01) ENC Fri. 2:20 a.m. “Blue Crush” ›› (2002, Drama) Kate Bosworth. A young woman prepares for a big surfing contest. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Wed. 5 p.m.; Thu. 8 a.m. “Blue Hawaii” ››› (1962, Musical) Elvis Presley. An exsoldier takes a job at a Hawaiian tourist agency. (CC) (PG) (1:43) ENC Mon. 8 p.m. “Blue Hill Avenue” ›› (2001, Crime Drama) Allen Payne. Four friends from high school become powerful drug kingpins. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 1:05 a.m. “Blues Brothers 2000” ›› (1998, Musical Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Elwood Blues tries to start up a new Blues Brothers band. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) TMC Mon. 12:05 a.m. “The Bob Mathias Story” ›› (1954, Biography) Bob Mathias. Two-time Olympic decathlon champion. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 4:45 a.m. “Born Yesterday” ››› (1950, Comedy-Drama) Judy Holliday. A tycoon hires a tutor to teach his lover proper etiquette. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 2:30 a.m. “Brake” › (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff. A federal agent is taken captive by terrorists. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Sat.
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7:25 p.m.; Fri. 10:45 p.m. “Bran Nue Dae” ›› (2009, Comedy) Rocky McKenzie. A rebellious young man runs away from home. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:28) SHOW Wed. Noon “The Break-Up” ›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Vince Vaughn. A couple end their relationship, but neither is willing to move. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Fri. 8 p.m. “The Breakfast Club” ››› (1985, Comedy-Drama) Emilio Estevez. Five teenagers make strides toward mutual understanding. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) AMC Sun. 2:45 p.m. “The Breakfast Club” ››› (1985, Comedy-Drama) Emilio Estevez. Five teenagers make strides toward mutual understanding. (HD) (R) (1:37) AMC Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 1:15 p.m. “Breakin’ All the Rules” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Jamie Foxx. A man writes a successful how-to book on breakups. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) HBO Mon. 6 a.m. “Bridesmaids” ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) HBO Mon. 9 p.m. “Bringing Ashley Home” (2011, Docudrama) A.J. Cook. Libba Phillips embarks on a journey to find her missing sister. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. Noon “Brokedown Palace” ›› (1999, Drama) Claire Danes. Two U.S. teens are jailed in Thailand for drug smuggling. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) MAX Sun. 4:25 a.m. “Broken Flowers” ›› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Bill Murray. A bachelor tries to find out if he fathered a son. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) SHOW Wed. 3 p.m. “Broken Kingdom” (2012, Drama) Rachael Leigh Cook. A writer bonds with a teenage prostitute. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32) SHOW Wed. 8 p.m. “Brotherhood” (2010, Suspense) Trevor Morgan. A fraternity pledge’s initiation turns deadly. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:16) TMC Mon. 3:35 a.m. “The Brothers” ››› (2001, Comedy-Drama) Morris Chestnut. Four friends take different approaches to love and dating. (CC) (R) (1:41) ENC Wed. 3:40 a.m. “Bubba Ho-Tep” ›› (2002, Comedy) Bruce Campbell. Nursing-home residents claim to be Elvis and JFK. (CC) (R) (1:32) ENC Sat. 4:40 a.m. “Buck” ››› (2011, Documentary) Buck Brannaman promotes a nonviolent way of training horses. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) SHOW Tue. 11:15 a.m. “Bulletproof Monk” ›› (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. A martialarts master finds a protégé to protect a scroll. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) SHOW Sun. 3 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m. “The Butterfly Effect” ›› (2004, Suspense) Ashton
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“Cadillac Man” ›› (1990, Comedy) Robin Williams. A crazed husband confronts a womanizing car salesman. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) MAX Mon. 2:20 a.m. “Los Calaveras” (1931, Comedy) Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie have trouble with a pair of boots and a dog. (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 10 a.m. “Calendar Girls” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Helen Mirren. Yorkshire women pose nude for a calendar. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) STARZ Tue. 10:20 a.m. “Canadian Pacific” › (1949, Western) Randolph Scott. A woman and an Indian girl vie for a surveyor’s affection. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 9 a.m. “El Cantante” ›› (2006, Biography) Marc Anthony. Salsa pioneer Héctor Lavoe faces a troubled personal life. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) USA Fri. 2:01 a.m. “Captain Hates the Sea” ›› (1934, Comedy) Victor McLaglen. Passenger problems swell around skipper. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 12:45 p.m. “Carnage” ›› (2011, ComedyDrama) Jodie Foster. A polite meeting between two sets of parents descends into chaos. (CC) (R) (1:19) STARZ Thu. 4:25 a.m. “Les Carottiers” (1931, Comedy) Stan Laurel. A pair of boots and a dog cause trouble for Stan and Ollie. (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 8:45 a.m. “Cars 2” ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. Lightning McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. (CC) (G) (1:47) STARZ Mon. 8:40 a.m.; Tue. 4:50 a.m. “Casino” ››› (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:57) MAX Mon. 5:15 p.m. “Catch .44” (2011, Suspense) Forest Whitaker. A plan to intercept a drug shipment goes horribly wrong. (CC) (R) (1:34) STARZ Thu. 2:50 a.m. “Catching Hell” ››› (2011, Documentary) Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for a Cubs loss. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Fri. 10 p.m. “Catwoman” › (2004, Action) Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline strength and agility. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 8 a.m. “Ceremony” ›› (2010, Comedy) Michael Angarano. A young man crashes the wedding of his older former lover. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Fri. 2 p.m. “The Chamber” ›› (1996, Drama) Chris O’Donnell. A lawyer seeks clemency for his grandfather on death row. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:51) MAX Thu. 3:45 a.m.
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “Chaos” ››› (2005, Action) Jason Statham. Two detectives track a bank robber. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) USA Mon. 8 a.m. “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” ››› (2005, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. Five children tour the wondrous factory of an odd confectioner. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Wed. 8:30 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m. “Cheech & Chong’s The Corsican Brothers” ›› (1984, Comedy) Cheech Marin. Twins have funny feelings during the French Revolution. (CC) (PG) (1:27) ENC Sun. 3 a.m. “Christmas With the Kranks” ›› (2004, Comedy) Tim Allen. A couple scramble to assemble a holiday celebration. (CC) (PG) (1:38) ENC Sat. 7:50 a.m. “Chupacabra: Dark Seas” (2005, Horror) Giancarlo Esposito. A legendary creature wreaks havoc aboard a cruise ship. (CC) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 a.m. “Cimarron” ››› (1931, Western) Richard Dix. Edna Ferber’s account of life on the American frontier. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 3:15 a.m. “Cinderella III: A Twist in Time” ›› (2007, Fantasy) Voices of Jennifer Hale. Animated. Cinderella’s wicked stepmother turns back time. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:20) DISN Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 4:30 a.m. “Citizen Ruth” ››› (1996, Comedy) Laura Dern. Opposing sides in the abortion battle exploit a pregnant addict. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) TMC Thu. 6 p.m. “City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” ››› (1994, Comedy) Billy Crystal. Mitch and friends ride out in search of hidden treasure. (CC) (PG13) (1:56) ENC Sun. 4:35 a.m. “Clash of the Titans” ›› (2010, Fantasy) Sam Worthington. Perseus, son of Zeus, embarks on a dangerous journey. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TNT Sun. 4 p.m., 10:30 p.m. “Clueless” ››› (1995, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. Spoiled Beverly Hills teens careen through the good life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) NICK Sun. 9 p.m. “Coast Guard” ›› (1939, Drama) Randolph Scott. A disgraced Coast Guard pilot seeks to redeem himself. (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 3:45 p.m. “Cold Mountain” ››› (2003, Drama) Jude Law. A Confederate soldier tries to reach his sweetheart. (CC) (R) (2:35) ENC Thu. 11:45 p.m. “Colombiana” ›› (2011, Action) Zoe Saldana. A professional assassin seeks revenge for the murder of her parents. (CC) (PG-13) (1:47) STARZ Sun. 10:50 a.m.; Mon. 2:30 a.m. “The Color of Money” ››› (1986, Drama) Paul Newman. A former pool shark shows an upstart how to hustle. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) AMC Tue. 11:45 a.m.; Wed. 1:30 a.m. “The Color Purple” ›››
May 11-17, 2013 (1985, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. Based on Alice Walker’s portrait of a rural black woman. (CC) (PG-13) (2:32) ENC Sat. 9:35 a.m. “Coming & Going” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Rhys Darby. An injured doctor courts his secret crush. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) TBS Fri. 2 a.m. “Coming to America” ››› (1988, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. An African prince and his royal sidekick come to Queens. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:32) COM Sun. 12:01 a.m., 6:30 p.m. “Confessions of a Shopaholic” ›› (2009, Comedy) Isla Fisher. A financial magazine’s advice columnist is drowning in debt. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) TBS Thu. 2 a.m. “The Confidant” (2010, Suspense) Boris Kodjoe. For his best friend, a man takes a murder rap, then seeks payback. (NR) (1:30) TMC Sat. 3:30 a.m. “Coogan’s Bluff” ››› (1968, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood. An Arizona deputy goes to New York to extradite a criminal. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) AMC Fri. 10:45 a.m. “The Cookout” › (2004, Comedy) Ja Rule. An athlete’s mother has a wild barbecue at his mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:05) BET Thu. 10 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m. “Cool Runnings” ››› (1993, Comedy-Drama) Leon. Based on the true story of Jamaica’s 1988 bobsled team. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:37) AMC Fri. 3:30 a.m. “Cowboys & Aliens” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. Extraterrestrials attack a 19th-century Arizona town. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:16) MAX Mon. 9:30 a.m., 10 p.m. “Crime and Punishment” ››› (1935, Crime Drama) Edward Arnold. Dostoevski’s Raskolnikov kills, then helps inspector on case. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 6:15 a.m. “Crocodile Dundee” ››› (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan. An Australian hunting legend braves the wilds of Manhattan. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) MAX Fri. 6:35 a.m. “Crocodile Dundee II” ›› (1988, Comedy) Paul Hogan. Outback he-man and girlfriend face Colombian drug dealers. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:52) MAX Fri. 8:15 a.m. “The Crucible” ››› (1996, Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis. Hysterical girls accuse their fellow Puritans of witchery. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Thu. 6:55 a.m. “Cursed” ›› (2005, Horror) Christina Ricci. Siblings search for the werewolf that attacked them. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) STARZ Fri. 4:15 a.m. “Cut” ›› (2000, Horror) Molly Ringwald. Film students try to complete a supposedly cursed movie. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:22) TMC Fri. 12:35 a.m.
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springs into action when fans kidnap her father. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:35) DISN Sat. 2:30 a.m. “Dangerous Intuition” (2013, Drama) Tricia Helfer. A woman has premonitions that her daughter is in danger. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:02 a.m., 3 p.m. “Daniel’s Daughter” ›› (2008, Drama) Laura Leighton. A woman returns home to bury the father who abandoned her. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Fri. 6 p.m. “Dark Shadows” ›› (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. Vampire Barnabas Collins emerges in 1972 Maine. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) MAX Mon. 3:20 p.m.; Fri. 10:10 a.m. “Darling Companion” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Diane Keaton. A neglected wife fills the void in her life by adopting a stray dog. (CC) (PG-13) (1:43) STARZ Thu. Noon; Fri. 8:10 a.m. “The Day After Tomorrow” ›› (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. Global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Sat. 3:15 p.m.; Sun. 12:40 a.m.; Tue. 5:45 p.m.; Fri. 1:30 p.m. “The Day the Earth Stood Still” ››› (1951, Science Fiction) Michael Rennie. An alien arrives to stop mankind’s atomic experimentation. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:32) AMC Sat. 4 a.m. “Days of Thunder” ›› (1990, Action) Tom Cruise. Upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT Mon. 12:30 p.m. “Dead Ringer” ››› (1964, Mystery) Bette Davis. An evil twin plots to kill her sister and take her place. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 11 a.m. “Death Race” ›› (2008, Action) Jason Statham. Prisoners compete in a brutal car race to win their freedom. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Fri. 12:30 a.m., 10 a.m. “The Debt” ››› (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. A presumeddead Nazi war criminal resurfaces after 30 years. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) HBO Fri. 4:25 a.m. “Deception” › (2008, Suspense) Hugh Jackman. An accountant joins an underground sex club. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Fri. 8 a.m. “The Deep Blue Sea” ››› (2011, Drama) Rachel Weisz. The wife of a British judge becomes involved with a rakish RAF pilot. (R) (2:00) OXY Thu. 6 a.m. “Deep Impact” ›› (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) MAX Tue. 1:35 p.m. “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” › (1997, Comedy) Bill Bellamy. An ultrasmooth bachelor juggles multiple gal pals. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Sun. 10:30 p.m. “Definitely, Maybe” ›››
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TVTIMES (2008, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. A man’s young daughter asks him about his romantic past. (CC) (PG-13) (2:35) OXY Sat. Midnight “Demolition Man” ›› (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone. A frozen cop is thawed out to capture an old nemesis. (HD) (R) (2:30) ± Tue. 11:30 a.m. “The Departed” ››› (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (HD) (R) (3:30) FX Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 10 a.m. “The Descendants” ››› (2011, Drama) George Clooney. A man navigates unfamiliar waters after his wife’s accident. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) MAX Wed. 4 a.m. “Die Hard” ››› (1988, Action) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:11) HBO Thu. 2:35 a.m. “Die Hard 2” ››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04) HBO Thu. 4:50 a.m. “Die Hard With a Vengeance” ››› (1995, Action) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) HBO Tue. 12:15 a.m. “Dog Day Afternoon” ›››› (1975, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A desperate man’s bank robbery turns into a media circus. (CC) (R) (2:15) TCM Mon. 9:30 p.m. “Dogboys” › (1998, Action) Bryan Brown. Prison inmates are used to train dogs that hunt escapees. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32) TMC Tue. 8:35 a.m. “Don Juan DeMarco” ›› (1995, Romance-Comedy) Marlon Brando. A psychiatrist counsels an emotionally confused lothario. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) HBO Mon. 8 a.m. “Donnie Brasco” ››› (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC) (R) (2:06) STARZ Fri. 1:50 a.m. “Down in the Delta” ›› (1998, Drama) Alfre Woodard. Chicago woman brings her children to family in the South. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) TMC Wed. 11:30 a.m. “Dragon Eyes” (2012, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hong uses his fighting skills to save a neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) HBO Fri. 1 a.m. “Drumline” ››› (2002, Comedy-Drama) Nick Cannon. Rivalry between two drummers threatens a college band. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) AMC Fri. Midnight “Duplex” ›› (2003, Comedy) Ben Stiller. A couple tries to get rid of an annoying neighbor. (CC) (PG-13) (1:29) ENC Fri. 6 a.m.
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MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS arranged wedding. (NR) (2:15) TCM Sun. 11:30 p.m. “Easy A” ››› (2010, Comedy) Emma Stone. A high-school student uses the rumor mill to her advantage. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Sat. 12:30 p.m. “The Eclipse” ››› (2009, Drama) Ciarán Hinds. A man sees visions of his late wife and her bitter father. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) SHOW Mon. 1 p.m. “EDtv” ›› (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A video clerk agrees to have his everyday life televised. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) MAX Sun. 11:35 a.m. “The Education of Charlie Banks” ›› (2007, Drama) Jesse Eisenberg. An old acquaintance shakes up a college student’s world. (R) (2:00) ^ Sun. 2 p.m. “Election” ››› (1999, Comedy) Matthew Broderick. A teacher tries to take a student overachiever down a peg. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) MAX Mon. 8:15 p.m. “Elf” ››› (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC) (PG) (1:37) ENC Wed. 9:20 a.m., 9:35 p.m. “Elizabeth” ››› (1998, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. An account of Queen Elizabeth’s ascendency to the throne. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Mon. 8 p.m. “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” ›› (2007, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. Queen Elizabeth I faces a challenge from Spain’s king. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:55) TMC Mon. 10:05 p.m. “Endure” (2010, Suspense) Devon Sawa. Veteran detective Emory Lane races to find a young woman. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) HBO Tue. 2:25 a.m. “The Ex” › (2006, Comedy) Zach Braff. A chronic underachiever locks horns with his wife’s former sweetheart. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) LIFE Thu. 10 p.m.; Fri. 2:02 a.m.
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May 11-17, 2013 “The Fast and the Furious” ›› (2001, Action) Vin Diesel. An undercover cop infiltrates the world of street racing. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1:30 a.m. “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” ›› (2006, Action) Lucas Black. An American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. (HD) (PG-13) (2:55) SPIKE Sun. 9 p.m. “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” ›› (2006, Action) Lucas Black. An American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. (PG-13) (2:52) SPIKE Mon. 8:30 p.m. “Fast Five” ›› (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:10) MAX Sun. 3:30 p.m. “Fearless” ››› (1993, Drama) Jeff Bridges. A plane-crash survivor believes that he can do anything. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) MAX Fri. 2 p.m. “Felon” ›› (2008, Drama) Stephen Dorff. Convicted of murder, a man faces life in the penal system. (CC) (R) (1:44) STARZ Wed. 1:35 a.m. “Fifty Pills” (2006, Comedy) Lou Taylor Pucci. A collegian sells Ecstasy after losing his scholarship. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25) SHOW Wed. 3:30 a.m. “The Fighter” ››› (2010, Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Two brothers reunite to train for a historic boxing match. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Wed. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m. “Fighting” ›› (2009, Drama) Channing Tatum. A young man becomes a champion street brawler. (HD) (PG-13) (2:32) SPIKE Sat. 11:21 a.m., 11:35 p.m. “The Fighting Temptations” ›› (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. A man forms a gospel choir to collect an inheritance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) TMC Sat. 11 a.m. “Firefox” ›› (1982, Action) Clint Eastwood. A Vietnam-era pilot tries to steal a Russian high-tech jet. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:04) AMC Fri. 8 p.m. “Firestarter” ›› (1984, Horror) David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a flame-causing little girl and her father. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Fri. 12:45 p.m. “First Daughter” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Katie Holmes. The president’s daughter falls for a man at college. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) HBO Sun. 7:15 a.m.; Thu. 6 p.m. “The First Wives Club” ››› (1996, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. Three women take revenge after their husbands dump them. (CC) (PG) (2:00) OXY Fri. 6 a.m., 2 p.m. “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.” ››› (1953, Fantasy) Peter Lind Hayes. Boy has bad dream of piano teacher, 500 boys and huge keyboard. (CC) (G) (1:30) TCM Sun. 12:45 a.m. “The Five-Year Engagement” ››› (2012, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. An engaged couple trips up on the long walk down the aisle. (CC) (HD) (R)
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(2:04) MAX Tue. 3:35 p.m., 10 p.m. “Flipper” ›› (1996, Adventure) Elijah Wood. Boy adopts dolphin after saving it from toxic-waste dumpers. (CC) (PG) (1:36) ENC Thu. 5:55 a.m. “The Fog” ›› (2005, Horror) Tom Welling. A malevolent mist enshrouds a seaside community. (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) ENC Mon. 12:50 p.m.; Tue. 8:20 a.m. “Fools Rush In” ›› (1997, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Perry. Pregnancy pushes one-shot lovers into a difficult marriage. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) ENC Thu. 12:30 p.m. “For a Good Time, Call...” ›› (2012, Comedy) Ari Graynor. Two roommates start a phonesex line. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) MAX Tue. 12:15 a.m. “For Your Consideration” ››› (2006, Comedy) Christopher Guest. Awards buzz surrounds the star of a horrible independent film. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) STARZ Sat. 4 a.m. “The Forbidden Kingdom” ›› (2008, Action) Jackie Chan. An American teen journeys back in time to ancient China. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 3:30 a.m. “Forbidden Planet” ›››› (1956, Science Fiction) Walter Pidgeon. Astronauts find a stranded professor and his daughter. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Wed. 5 p.m. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” ››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. A musician encounters his ex and her new lover in Hawaii. (HD) (R) (3:00) FX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m. “Forrest Gump” ››› (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) MAX Thu. 1:20 a.m. “40 Days and 40 Nights” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Josh Hartnett. A bad breakup induces a young man to give up sex for Lent. (CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Wed. 6 a.m., 11 a.m. “Four Brothers” ›› (2005, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Siblings seek revenge for their adoptive mother’s murder. (HD) (R) (2:33) SPIKE Sat. 9:02 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m. “4:44 Last Day on Earth” ›› (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe. Two lovers react to Earth’s impending demise. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) TMC Mon. 2:10 a.m.; Thu. 11:10 p.m. “The 400 Blows” ›››› (1959, Crime Drama) JeanPierre Léaud. Parental neglect makes a boy turn to a life of crime. (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 11:45 p.m. “Four Weddings and a Funeral” ››› (1994, Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant. A British bachelor falls for a fellow wedding guest. (CC) (R) (2:00) WGN-A Tue. 5 p.m. “Francis of Assisi” ››› (1961, Biography) Bradford Dill-
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TVTIMES man. Italian wastrel founds Franciscan Order in 13th century. (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 8:15 p.m. “The Freebie” (2010, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Lovers agree to have sex with other people for one night. (CC) (R) (1:18) TMC Mon. 6:40 p.m. “From Time to Time” (2009, Comedy) Maggie Smith. A boy befriends ghosts in his grandmother’s house. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:35) TMC Sun. 4:40 p.m. “Full Metal Jacket” ››› (1987, War) Matthew Modine. Stanley Kubrick’s harrowing portrait of the Vietnam War. (CC) (R) (1:56) ENC Mon. 2:30 p.m., 11:40 p.m. “The Full Monty” ››› (1997, Comedy) Robert Carlyle. Cashpoor Brits dare to bare it all in a strip show. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31) HBO Sun. 4:40 a.m. “Funny Valentines” ›› (1999, Drama) Alfre Woodard. A woman rekindles a deep friendship with a beloved cousin. (CC) (2:30) BET Sat. 8:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.
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“The Game” ››› (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. A businessman takes part in an unusual form of recreation. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) SHOW Sat. 5 p.m.; Wed. 4:45 p.m. “The George Raft Story” ›› (1961, Biography) Ray Danton. Broadway dancer goes Hollywood, plays gangster in “Scarface.” (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 3 a.m. “Ghost” ››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (PG-13) (3:00) CMT Tue. Midnight “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” ››› (1947, Fantasy) Gene Tierney. A lonely widow falls in love with a sea captain’s ghost. (CC) (NR) (1:44) AMC Wed. 9 a.m. “Giant” ›››› (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. George Stevens’ Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) (G) (3:30) TCM Tue. 5:30 a.m. “Gigi” ›››› (1958, Musical) Leslie Caron. A Gay ’90s Parisian finds he wants to marry his would-be mistress. (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Mon. 5 p.m. “The Girl” ››› (2012, Docudrama) Toby Jones. Filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock obsesses over actress Tippi Hedren. (CC) (HD) (1:31) HBO Fri. 3:45 p.m. “The Girl Downstairs” ›› (1938, Romance) Franciska Gaal. Playboy courts maid who works for his girlfriend’s father. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 2:15 p.m. “The Girl Next Door” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Emile Hirsch. A teen falls for a woman who used to be a porn star. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:33) COM Sun. 11:54 a.m. “Glory Road” ››› (2006, Drama) Josh Lucas. A coach leads the first all-black NCAA team. (PG) (2:30) D Sun. 9 p.m. “Glory Road” ››› (2006, Dra-
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS ma) Josh Lucas. A coach leads the first all-black NCAA team. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:35) BET Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 3 p.m. “Goon” ››› (2011, Comedy) Seann William Scott. A bouncer lands a spot on a minor-league hockey team. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31) TMC Tue. 2 a.m. “Gothika” ›› (2003, Horror) Halle Berry. Strange events plague a confined psychologist. (R) (2:00) D Sat. 9 p.m. “Gran Torino” ››› (2008, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A veteran faces his longtime prejudices. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sat. 5:30 p.m. “The Green Hornet” ›› (2011, Action) Seth Rogen. A spoiled playboy becomes a costumed crime-fighter. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 12:30 p.m. “Green Lantern” ›› (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. A test pilot joins a band of intergalactic warriors. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) HBO Sat. 11:45 a.m.; Fri. 9:30 a.m. “The Green Mile” ››› (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (HD) (R) (5:00) SPIKE Wed. 11:03 a.m. “Green Zone” ›› (2010, Action) Matt Damon. Army inspectors seek weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (HD) (R) (2:50) SPIKE Mon. 1:10 p.m. “Gremlins” ››› (1984, Fantasy) Zach Galligan. A lovable little creature spawns hundreds of evil beings. (PG) (2:30) VH1 Fri. 7:30 p.m. “Grendel” (2007, Adventure) Chris Bruno. A king recruits the warrior Beowulf to fight a monster. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9 a.m. “Gridiron Gang” ››› (2006, Drama) The Rock. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (3:00) BET Fri. 8 p.m. “The Guardian” ›› (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner. A Coast Guard trainer makes a swimming champ his protege. (HD) (PG-13) (3:57) SPIKE Wed. 4:03 p.m. “Guarding Tess” ›› (1994, Comedy-Drama) Shirley MacLaine. An ambitious Secret Service man tends a former first lady. (CC) (PG-13) (1:36) ENC Sun. 8:20 a.m. “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” ››› (1967, Comedy-Drama) Spencer Tracy. White liberals meet their daughter’s black fiance. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 3 p.m. “Gung Ho” ›› (1986, Comedy) Michael Keaton. Autoworkers face Japanese bosses at U.S. plant. (CC) (PG-13) (1:51) ENC Wed. 12:50 p.m. “Guy X” ›› (2005, ComedyDrama) Jason Biggs. A soldier learns about a Vietnam War cover-up. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Tue. 1:35 p.m. “Gypsy” ››› (1962, Musical) Rosalind Russell. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee. (CC) (NR) (2:45) TCM Sun. 11:30 a.m.
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“Hackers” ›› (1995, Suspense) Jonny Lee Miller. Teen computer freaks vs. embezzler. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:44) AMC Mon. 3 p.m. “Hairspray” ››› (2007, Musical Comedy) John Travolta. A Baltimore girl becomes an overnight celebrity. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Sun. 7 a.m. “Hall Pass” ›› (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. Two married men get one week to do whatever they please. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO Fri. 2:35 a.m. “Hanna” ››› (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan. A teenage assassin must elude the agents of a ruthless operative. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) HBO Fri. 11:30 a.m. “Hannibal” ›› (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins. A disfigured victim of cannibalistic Dr. Lecter seeks revenge. (HD) (R) (2:11) AMC Tue. 10:31 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m. “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” ›› (2004, Comedy) John Cho. Stoned roommates search for hamburgers in New Jersey. (CC) (R) (1:28) STARZ Sun. 1:45 p.m., 11:45 p.m. “Harry and the Hendersons” ››› (1987, Comedy-Drama) John Lithgow. A Seattle man and his family run over Bigfoot, then bring him home. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:50) MAX Thu. 7:15 a.m. “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. (HD) (PG13) (3:30) FAM Sun. 7:30 p.m. “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ››› (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:11) MAX Sat. 10:35 a.m.; Thu. 4:35 p.m. “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” ››› (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (HD) (PG13) (3:30) FAM Sat. 1 p.m.; Sun. 9:30 a.m. “Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince” ››› (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. New dangers lurk for Harry, Dumbledore and their friends. (HD) (PG) (3:30) FAM Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 4 p.m. “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” ››› (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FAM Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m. “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ››› (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard confronts the fugitive Sirius Black. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:21) MAX Sat. 8:15 a.m. “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” ››› (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:32) HBO Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Fri.
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5:15 p.m. “Harvard Beats Yale 29-29” ››› (2008, Documentary) Undefeated football teams from Harvard and Yale face off in 1968. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 8 a.m. “The Heavy” ›› (2010, Suspense) Gary Stretch. The rivalry between two brothers comes to a head. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Sat. 12:20 a.m. “The Help” ››› (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:26) TMC Sun. 8 p.m. “High Plains Drifter” ››› (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood. A mysterious stranger protects a corrupt town from gunmen. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) AMC Fri. 5:30 p.m. “Hocus Pocus” ›› (1993, Comedy) Bette Midler. Youths conjure up three child-hungry witches on Halloween. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 8:30 a.m., 11 p.m. “Holiday Heart” ››› (2000, Drama) Ving Rhames. A drag queen shelters a drug addict and her child. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Sat. 11 p.m. “Holy Man” ›› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. A religious man saves a television programmer’s job. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:54) SHOW Fri. 7:05 a.m. “Home Alone” ››› (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. A left-behind boy battles two burglars in the house. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Fri. 6:30 p.m. “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” ›› (1992, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. Kevin ends up in New York when he boards the wrong plane. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Fri. 8:30 p.m. “Home Fries” ›› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Drew Barrymore. Killers fear fast-food workers know their identities. (CC) (PG13) (1:33) ENC Thu. 9:20 a.m. “The Honeymooners” ›› (2005, Comedy) Cedric the Entertainer. Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton try assorted moneymaking schemes. (PG) (2:00) VH1 Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 2:15 p.m. “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” › (2011, Comedy) Voices of Hayden Panettiere. Animated. Red investigates the disappearance of Hansel and Gretel. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:26) SHOW Mon. 8 a.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.; Sat. 5:30 a.m. “Hope Springs” ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Meryl Streep. A husband and wife go to see a renowned marriage counselor. (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) STARZ Tue. 12:15 p.m., 9 p.m. “Hot Shots! Part Deux” ››› (1993, Comedy) Charlie Sheen. An inept commando goes on a rescue mission. (PG-13) (2:10) VH1 Sat. 11 a.m. “House Party” ››› (1990, Musical Comedy) Kid ’N Play. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party. (CC) (R) (2:00)
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TVTIMES BET Wed. 1 a.m., 4 p.m. “How Do You Know” ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A woman gets caught in a love triangle. (PG-13) (2:30) E! Sun. 6:30 p.m.; Mon. 3:30 p.m. “How Do You Know” ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A woman gets caught in a love triangle. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:33) USA Sat. 11:28 a.m. “How Green Was My Valley” ›››› (1941, Drama) Walter Pidgeon. A boy sees his coalmining family fall in circa-1900 Wales. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 5 p.m. “How She Move” ››› (2007, Drama) Rutina Wesley. A dancer and her classmate have a bitter rivalry. (PG-13) (2:10) VH1 Mon. 12:40 p.m. “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” ›› (1998, RomanceComedy) Angela Bassett. A middle-aged workaholic rediscovers her passionate side. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) LIFE Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 2:02 a.m. “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest Whitaker. Displaced students form a basketball team. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Sat. 1 a.m. “Hush” ››› (2005, Suspense) Tori Spelling. A married man deals with an obsessive former girlfriend. (CC) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 4 p.m.
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“I Heart Huckabees” ›› (2004, Comedy) Jason Schwartzman. Two men hire existential detectives to examine their lives. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO Sat. 4:10 a.m. “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” › (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Two straight firefighters pose as gay partners for insurance purposes. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) E! Fri. 1:30 a.m., 9:30 a.m., 4 p.m. “I Remember Mama” ›››› (1948, Comedy-Drama) Irene Dunne. Writer recalls her Norwegian mother and San Francisco kin. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Sun. 7 p.m. “I, Robot” ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide detective tracks a dangerous robot in 2035. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:55) MAX Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Tue. 5:40 p.m. “I Think I Love My Wife” ›› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Chris Rock. A free-spirited woman makes a man question the state of his marriage. (R) (2:00) VH1 Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 12:05 p.m. “Ice Age: Continental Drift” ›› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny and friends explore a new world. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:27) HBO Sat. 1:45 p.m.; Tue. 6 a.m., 4 p.m. “Ice Age: The Meltdown” ›› (2006, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Melting ice threatens Manny and friends. (CC) (PG) (1:40) DISN Sat. 8 p.m. “Ice Age: The Meltdown” ››
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS (2006, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Melting ice threatens Manny and friends. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) DISN Sun. 11 a.m. “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” ››› (2009, Fantasy) Heath Ledger. A centuriesold carnival master makes a deal with the devil. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) ENC Tue. 4:05 a.m. “In Bruges” ››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Colin Farrell. A stay in the Belgian city transforms the lives of two hit men. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) MAX Mon. 4 a.m. “In Her Shoes” ››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. (PG-13) (3:00) OXY Wed. 8 a.m., 1 p.m. “In the Mix” › (2005, ComedyDrama) Usher. A disc jockey becomes a bodyguard for a mobster’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) SHOW Mon. 9:30 a.m. “In Time” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. Time is the currency in a world where people no longer age. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) HBO Sat. 9:45 p.m. “The Incredibles” ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. A former superhero gets back into action. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) DISN Sat. 11 a.m. “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” ››› (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford. Jones, a singer and an orphan look for missing stones. (HD) (PG) (3:00) SPIKE Fri. 9:30 p.m. “Inlaws & Outlaws” ››› (2005, Documentary) Couples of all persuasions discuss love and marriage. (NR) (2:00) ¨ Tue. 9 p.m.; Wed. 3 a.m., 1:30 p.m. “Inning by Inning: Portrait of a Coach” (2008, Documentary) NCAA baseball coach Augie Garrido wins championships. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. Midnight “The Innkeepers” ››› (2011, Horror) Sara Paxton. The last two employees at a haunted hotel go ghost-hunting. (CC) (R) (1:41) TMC Mon. 4:55 p.m. “Inside Out” (2011, Crime Drama) Paul “Triple H” Levesque. An ex-convict must protect his best friend from a crime boss. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) TMC Sun. 11:40 a.m. “The Interpreter” ››› (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman. A U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) USA Wed. 7 a.m. “The Iron Lady” ›› (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. Margaret Thatcher reflects on her rise to power in the U.K. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) SHOW Mon. 4:30 p.m.; Fri. 6:15 p.m. “It Runs in the Family” ›› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Michael Douglas. A dysfunctional New York family tries to communicate. (CC) (PG-13) (1:49) ENC Mon. 7:30 a.m. “It’s Always Fair Weather”
May 11-17, 2013 ››› (1955, Musical Comedy) Gene Kelly. Three fun-loving veterans reunite 10 years after V-J Day. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 9 p.m. “It’s Complicated” ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep. A divorcee is caught between her ex and an architect. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:29) USA Sat. 2:01 p.m.; Mon. 12:01 a.m.
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“J. Edgar” ›› (2011, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio. J. Edgar Hoover becomes the first director of the FBI. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Wed. 5 p.m. “Jack of Diamonds” ›› (1967, Suspense) George Hamilton. A master thief plots to nab a priceless diamond necklace. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 3 p.m. “Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings” (2012, Documentary) The life of ukulele virtuoso Jake Shimabukuro. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) ) Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m. “JCVD” ››› (2008, Comedy) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme goes home to find tranquility. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Fri. 3:30 p.m.; Sat. 5:05 a.m. “The Jerk” ›› (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin. Simpleton leaves home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses. (CC) (R) (1:33) ENC Sun. 3 p.m. “Joan of Arc” ››› (1948, Biography) Ingrid Bergman. A devout French peasant girl fights the English for Charles VII. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Thu. 10:15 p.m. “Joe Kidd” ››› (1972, Western) Clint Eastwood. A man becomes caught in a MexicanAmerican range war. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) AMC Fri. 1 p.m. “John Carter” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. A human soldier becomes embroiled in a conflict on Mars. (CC) (PG-13) (2:12) ENC Thu. 2:20 p.m., 9:30 p.m. “John Sandford’s Certain Prey” (2011, Suspense) Mark Harmon. A lawman investigates murders, while an assassin runs amok. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) USA Mon. 6 a.m. “John Tucker Must Die” › (2006, Romance-Comedy) Jesse Metcalfe. Three students learn they are all dating the same guy. (CC) (PG-13) (3:00) OXY Thu. 6 p.m., 10 p.m. “Johnson Family Vacation” ›› (2004, Comedy) Cedric the Entertainer. A man takes his family on a disastrous road trip. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) MAX Thu. 8:20 p.m. “Jonah Hex” › (2010, Action) Josh Brolin. A supernatural gunslinger faces an old enemy. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TNT Mon. 2:30 a.m. “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” ›› (2012, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. A distress signal leads a teen to an island of treasures. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:34) HBO Sun. 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m., 7:45 p.m.
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“Journey Into Fear” ››› (1942, Suspense) Joseph Cotten. U.S. naval engineer boards freighter with Nazi spies. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Wed. 5:15 a.m. “Joyful Noise” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Queen Latifah. Two strong-willed women must work together to win a choir competition. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) HBO Mon. 12:30 p.m. “Jules Verne’s The Mysterious Island” (2012, Adventure) Gina Holden. Capt. Nemo tries to help survivors escape from a dangerous island. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 3 a.m. “Jump In!” (2007, Drama) Corbin Bleu. A promising young boxer competes in double Dutch jump-rope. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:35) DISN Sun. 2:30 a.m. “Jumping the Broom” ›› (2011, Comedy) Angela Bassett. A bride and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Fri. 10 p.m. “The Jungle Book 2” ›› (2003, Adventure) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. Shere Khan the tiger stalks Mowgli. (G) (2:00) $ Sun. 1 a.m. “Juno” ››› (2007, ComedyDrama) Ellen Page. A teen decides to give up her unborn child for adoption. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 7 a.m.; Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 7 a.m., 1 p.m. “Jurassic Park” ››› (1993, Adventure) Sam Neill. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. (CC) (PG-13) (2:06) ENC Sat. 2 p.m.; Sun. 12:45 a.m. “Jurassic Park III” ›› (2001, Adventure) Sam Neill. A search party encounters new breeds of prehistoric terror. (CC) (PG-13) (1:31) ENC Sat. 6:20 p.m. “Just Friends” ›› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. A music executive tries to woo his high-school crush. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Fri. 10 p.m.
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“The Karate Kid” ›› (2010, Drama) Jaden Smith. A Chinese master schools an American boy in the martial arts. (HD) (PG) (3:00) FX Sat. 2:30 p.m. “Keeping the Faith” ››› (2000, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest both fall in love with the same woman. (PG-13) (2:07) BRAVO Tue. 6 a.m. “The Killer” ››› (1989, Crime Drama) Chow Yun-Fat. An assassin has an uneasy partnership with a police officer. (R) (1:45) TCM Tue. 10:30 p.m. “Kingdom Come” (2012, Documentary) Daniel Gillies tries to finance his directorial debut. (HD) (NR) (1:28) SHOW Wed. 7 p.m. “Kingpin” ›› (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. A washed-up bowler takes on an Amish farmer as a protege. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:53) MAX Fri. 5:35 p.m.
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TVTIMES “The King’s Speech” ››› (2010, Historical Drama) Colin Firth. England’s monarch strives to overcome a nervous stammer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) SHOW Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 1:30 a.m. “Kinky Boots” ›› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Joel Edgerton. A man tries to save his father’s factory. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) TMC Sun. 8:10 a.m.; Thu. 2 p.m. “Kiss of Death” ››› (1947, Crime Drama) Victor Mature. A captured jewel thief becomes a police informant. (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 5 p.m. “Kiss of the Dragon” ›› (2001, Action) Jet Li. An intelligence officer becomes involved in a conspiracy. (R) (2:00) FX Wed. 1 a.m., Noon “Kissin’ Cousins” ›› (1964, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley. The government wants a missile site in a country community. (CC) (NR) (1:36) ENC Fri. 8 p.m. “Knocked Up” ››› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (HD) (R) (2:30) E! Mon. 8:30 p.m.; Tue. 2 p.m., 4:30 p.m. “Kung Fu Panda 2” ››› (2011, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black. Animated. A formidable villain threatens to conquer China. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) MAX Sat. 6:45 a.m.
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“L.A. Confidential” ›››› (1997, Crime Drama) Kevin Spacey. A young police officer searches for justice in 1950s L.A. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) MAX Sat. 1:45 a.m. “Lady by Choice” ›› (1934, Comedy) Carole Lombard. A dancer “adopts” a woman with a drinking problem. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 3 a.m. “Lake Effects” (2012, Drama) Scottie Thompson. An attorney returns home after the death of her father. (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 1 p.m. “Lake Placid 2” (2007, Horror) John Schneider. A sheriff and a hunter try to kill three giant crocodiles. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 5 p.m. “Lake Placid 3” (2010, Horror) Colin Ferguson. Baby crocodiles become monstrous man-eaters. (CC) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 7 p.m. “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” ›› (2001, Adventure) Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter battles otherworldly creatures for an artifact. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TNT Sun. 1 a.m., 6 p.m.; Fri. 11:45 p.m. “Last Call” ›› (2002, Biography) Jeremy Irons. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s secretary becomes his trusted friend. (HD) (1:50) TMC Mon. 5 a.m. “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. A wife encounters a former lover while her husband is away. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Tue. 5:30 a.m. “Le Mans” ››› (1971, Action) Steve McQueen. A race-car driv-
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS er is driven to win an endurance course. (G) (2:00) TCM Sat. 3 p.m. “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” ›› (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery. Literary figures unite to stop a mad bomber. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) AMC Sat. 5:30 p.m. “Leap of Faith” ›› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Steve Martin. A phony faith healer takes his scheming show to Kansas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:48) MAX Mon. 5:50 a.m. “Leap Year” › (2010, Romance-Comedy) Amy Adams. A woman travels to Ireland to propose to her boyfriend. (HD) (PG) (2:00) L Tue. 8 p.m. “Legendary” › (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson. A high-school wrestler wants his estranged brother to train him. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) SHOW Sun. 7:05 a.m. “Lethal Weapon” ››› (1987, Action) Mel Gibson. A veteran detective is paired with an eccentric partner. (CC) (R) (1:49) ENC Sun. 4:40 p.m., 11:20 p.m.; Tue. 10 a.m. “Lethal Weapon 2” ››› (1989, Action) Mel Gibson. Detectives nail South African-diplomat drug runner. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Tue. 11:50 a.m. “Lethal Weapon 3” ››› (1992, Action) Mel Gibson. L.A. detectives and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. (CC) (R) (1:58) ENC Mon. 4:30 p.m. “Liar Liar” ›› (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (HD) (PG-13) (1:27) AMC Sun. 12:45 p.m.; Thu. 12:17 a.m., 11:15 a.m. “Life” ›› (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. Two wrongly convicted felons make the most of life in jail. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) MAX Thu. 12:40 p.m. “Light in the Piazza” ››› (1962, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. A mentally challenged woman’s mother faces a hard decision. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 9:30 a.m. “Like Mother, Like Daughter” (2007, Suspense) Michelle Stafford. A woman investigates the disappearance of her daughter. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 11 a.m. “Little Fish” ››› (2005, Drama) Cate Blanchett. An ex-beau complicates the life of a reformed drug addict. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:53) TMC Tue. 3:35 a.m. “Little Fockers” › (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro. The whole clan arrives for the Focker twins’ birthday. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) USA Sat. 4:30 p.m., 11 p.m. “Little Nikita” ›› (1988, Suspense) Sidney Poitier. An Air Force Academy applicant gets shocking family news. (CC) (PG) (1:38) ENC Wed. 5:30 a.m. “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” ››› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Jason Flemyng. Four criminals have one week to pay off their debts. (CC) (R) (1:45) ENC Thu. 12:50 a.m. “Lone Rider” ››› (2008, Western) Lou Diamond Phillips.
May 11-17, 2013 A soldier battles a landowner who wants his family’s business. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36) TMC Thu. 7:35 a.m. “The Long, Hot Summer” ››› (1958, Drama) Paul Newman. Mississippian tries to pair his daughter and a drifter. (HD) (NR) (1:55) AMC Tue. 9:15 a.m. “Looper” ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. A mob hit man realizes that his target is his older self. (CC) (R) (1:59) STARZ Sat. 6:30 a.m., 4 p.m.; Thu. 12:50 a.m., 10 a.m., 6:50 p.m. “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” ››› (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:45) TNT Fri. 8 p.m. “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” ››› (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. Humans and creatures unite to battle Sauron and his army. (CC) (PG-13) (3:20) ENC Fri. 9:20 a.m. “Lorenzo’s Oil” ››› (1992, Docudrama) Nick Nolte. Intellectual parents race to save son from rare disease, ALD. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) MAX Fri. 4:20 a.m. “Lost in Translation” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Bill Murray. A middle-aged actor falls for a young woman in Tokyo. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Wed. 9:30 p.m. “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” ›› (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC) (PG-13) (2:14) ENC Sat. 4:10 p.m. “Lottery Ticket” ›› (2010, Comedy) Bow Wow. A young man wins a multimillion-dollar prize. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Thu. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m. “Love and Other Four Letter Words” (2007, Romance-Comedy) Tangi Miller. A woman plans a fake wedding to make her grandmother happy. (CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Tue. 6 a.m. “Love Potion No. 9” ›› (1992, Romance-Comedy) Tate Donovan. An experimental serum works wonders for a shy biochemist. (PG-13) (2:10) VH1 Thu. 12:05 p.m. “Lucky” (2011, Comedy) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) SHOW Tue. 4 p.m. “Lydia” ››› (1941, Romance) Merle Oberon. An old woman’s former lover triggers a series of flashbacks. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 3:30 a.m.
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“Mad About Mambo” ›› (2000, Romance-Comedy) William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) TMC Wed. 6:20 p.m. “Mad Holiday” › (1936, Suspense) Edmund Lowe. Screen sleuth solves shipboard mystery with scriptwriter. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 4:15 a.m.
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“Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” ›› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Alex and friends join a traveling circus. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:25) HBO Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 3:45 p.m.; Wed. 8 a.m., 7:45 p.m. “Made of Honor” ›› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Patrick Dempsey. A man schemes to prevent his best friend’s wedding. (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) AMC Tue. 2:04 a.m. “Mafia!” ›› (1998, Comedy) Jay Mohr. A godfather’s son climbs the criminal hierarchy. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC Fri. 4 a.m. “Mammoth” ›› (2009, Drama) Gael García Bernal. Fate changes the lives of a couple, a nanny and a working mother. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 1 a.m. “A Man for All Seasons” ›››› (1966, Historical Drama) Paul Scofield. Sir Thomas More has a fatal conflict with King Henry VIII. (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Fri. 12:45 a.m. “Man of the House” ›› (2005, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones. A Texas Ranger protects cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) ENC Sat. 12:15 p.m., 9:30 p.m.; Thu. 6:20 p.m. “Man on a Ledge” ›› (2012, Suspense) Sam Worthington. A disgraced ex-cop steps onto the ledge of a high-rise. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) SHOW Sat. 7:15 p.m.; Fri. 1 a.m. “Man on Fire” ›› (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. (HD) (R) (2:25) AMC Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 5 p.m. “Man on the Moon” ››› (1999, Biography) Jim Carrey. Comic Andy Kaufman has an unusual but brilliant career. (HD) (R) (2:30) ± Wed. 3:30 p.m. “The Man With a Cloak” ›› (1951, Mystery) Joseph Cotten. A mysterious poet faces an old man’s conniving servants. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 10 a.m. “Mandrake” ›› (2010, Horror) Betsy Russell. Adventurers encounter a half-plant, half-animal creature. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 3 a.m. “Manhunt” ››› (2013, Documentary) The hunt for Osama bin Laden began even before 9/11. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:42) HBO Sun. 10:45 a.m.; Thu. 2:30 p.m. “Maniac Cop 2” ›› (1991, Horror) Robert Davi. A presumed-dead cop returns to the streets for vengeance. (CC) (R) (1:30) TMC Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 12:30 a.m. “The Marine” › (2006, Action) John Cena. Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier. (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) AMC Mon. 11:01 p.m. “Marley & Me” ››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Owen Wilson. A couple’s new puppy grows up to become an incorrigible handful. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FX Mon. 9
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TVTIMES a.m. “Married to the Mob” ››› (1988, Comedy) Michelle Pfeiffer. A federal agent becomes involved with a mobster’s widow. (CC) (R) (1:43) ENC Wed. 2:50 p.m. “Mary and Martha” ››› (2013, Drama) Hilary Swank. Two women lead a crusade to fight and end the spread of malaria. (CC) (HD) (1:45) HBO Sat. 10:05 a.m.; Wed. 4 p.m. “Masculin Féminin” ››› (1966, Romance) Chantal Goya. A pop journalist has an affair with a pop singer in Paris. (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 1:30 a.m. “Matilda” ››› (1996, Comedy) Mara Wilson. A child uses her amazing abilities against uncaring adults. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m. “Mean Girls” ››› (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates. (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) SHOW Sun. 4:45 p.m.; Thu. 5:45 p.m. “The Mechanic” ›› (2011, Action) Jason Statham. An elite hit-man teaches his deadly trade to an apprentice. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Thu. 8 p.m. “Meet My Mom” (2010, Romance) Lori Loughlin. A woman falls for her son’s pen pal, a soldier on leave. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 5 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m. “Meet the Browns” ›› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A woman meets her late father’s uproarious family for the first time. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 6 p.m. “Meet Wally Sparks” › (1997, Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield. A TV celebrity pulls an outrageous stunt to save his show. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) TMC Fri. 12:05 p.m. “Men in Black 3” ›› (2012, Action) Will Smith. Agent J must go back to the past to save mankind’s future. (CC) (PG-13) (1:44) STARZ Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 6:50 a.m., 6:10 p.m.; Wed. 2 p.m., 11 p.m.; Thu. 8:10 a.m. “Miami Vice” ›› (2006, Crime Drama) Colin Farrell. Detectives Crockett and Tubbs take on drug lords in South Florida. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) USA Wed. 9:30 a.m. “Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Tue. 9:45 a.m. “Mindhunters” ›› (2004, Suspense) LL Cool J. A serial killer targets FBI trainees on a deserted island. (CC) (R) (1:46) STARZ Thu. 5 p.m. “Miracle” ››› (2004, Drama) Kurt Russell. The U.S. Olympic hockey team beats the Soviet team. (CC) (PG) (2:15) STARZ Mon. 6:20 a.m., 5:40 p.m. “Miss Congeniality” ›› (2000, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A clumsy FBI agent goes under cover at a beauty pageant. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS Sat. 2 p.m.; Thu. Midnight, 8 p.m. “Mission Over Korea” ›› (1953, War) John Hodiak. Cub plane pilots are sent on dangerous missions in Korea. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 1:30 p.m. “Mr. Baseball” ›› (1992, Comedy) Tom Selleck. Aging New York Yankee gets traded to Japan. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) MAX Mon. 7:40 a.m. “Mr. Holland’s Opus” ››› (1995, Drama) Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a musician toward teaching. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:22) MAX Tue. 7:35 p.m. “Mistress” ›› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Robert Wuhl. Hollywood money men rewrite hasbeen’s script. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) TMC Thu. 4 p.m. “Mo’ Better Blues” ›› (1990, Drama) Denzel Washington. A self-centered jazz musician pursues his art at all costs. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:07) MAX Sat. 4:05 a.m. “Monster High: Ghouls Rule” (2012, Comedy) Voices of Erin Fitzgerald. Animated. Ghouls celebrate their individuality on Halloween night. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:30) NICK Sun. 2 p.m. “Mother’s Day” › (2010, Crime Drama) Rebecca De Mornay. Members of a sadistic family return to their childhood home. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Wed. 1:30 a.m. “A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012, Suspense) Annabeth Gish. A teen becomes vindictive when her boyfriend ends the relationship. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 5 p.m. “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” ›› (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are assassins for rival organizations. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) MAX Sun. 9:35 a.m. “Mr. Deeds” › (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A pizza maker inherits a fortune from a distant relative. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:01) COM Sat. 4:29 p.m.; Sun. 2:27 p.m. “Mrs. Dalloway” ››› (1997, Drama) Vanessa Redgrave. A woman reflects upon her life and a fateful choice. (CC) (PG13) (1:37) TMC Thu. 12:10 p.m. “Mrs. Doubtfire” ››› (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams. An estranged dad poses as a nanny to be with his children. (CC) (HD) (PG) (3:15) CMT Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2:15 p.m. “My Boss’s Daughter” › (2003, Romance-Comedy) Ashton Kutcher. A man stays at a mansion to woo his employer’s daughter. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) ENC Mon. 6:30 p.m. “My Dear Miss Aldrich” ›› (1937, Comedy) Maureen O’Sullivan. Schoolmarm inherits N.Y. daily, bosses managing editor. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 8 a.m. “My Sister Eileen” ›› (1955, Musical Comedy) Janet Leigh. Two Ohio sisters seek to further their careers in New York. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 7:30 a.m.
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“Nacho Libre” ›› (2006, Comedy) Jack Black. A Mexican cook moonlights as a professional wrestler. (HD) (PG) (2:01) COM Sun. 4:29 p.m.; Mon. 2:20 p.m. “Nacidos Para Matar” (1986, Drama) Luis Aguilar. Un asesino a sueldo es contratado para extorsionar. (NR) (2:00) R Sat. 3 p.m. “National Security” ›› (2003, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Two feuding security guards go after murderous thieves. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) ± Wed. 6 p.m. “National Treasure” ›› (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) TNT Sun. 8 p.m. “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” ›› (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. Ben Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. (HD) (PG) (3:30) SPIKE Wed. 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m. “Necessary Roughness” ›› (1991, Comedy) Scott Bakula. A 34-year-old farmer aids a failing college football team. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) 4 Sun. 1 a.m. “Never Been Kissed” ›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Drew Barrymore. A reporter poses as a high-school student. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) MAX Sun. 1:40 p.m. “Never Too Late” ››› (1965, Comedy) Paul Ford. A middleaged couple are amazed when they become pregnant. (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 3 p.m. “New Jack City” ››› (1991, Crime Drama) Wesley Snipes. Undercover officers and their boss target a crack king. (CC) (R) (2:00) VH1 Wed. 1:30 a.m., 3:50 p.m. “The New World” ››› (2005, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell. Explorer John Smith lands in 17th-century North America. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Mon. 9:45 a.m. “New Year’s Eve” › (2011, Romance-Comedy) Halle Berry. New Yorkers’ lives intertwine on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) HBO Sun. 12:30 p.m.; Wed. Noon “New York, New York” ››› (1977, Musical) Robert De Niro. A musician is torn between his career and his singer-wife. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:44) MAX Tue. 6 a.m. “Nice Guy Johnny” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Matt Bush. A man considers a career change and falls for another woman. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:29) SHOW Mon. 4:25 a.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. “Nighthawks” ››› (1981, Suspense) Sylvester Stallone. Two undercover detectives track a European terrorist. (CC) (R) (1:39) ENC Sat. 3 a.m. “9” ›› (2009, Adventure) Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. Sentient rag dolls populate a post-apocalyptic world. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) USA Tue. 2:05 a.m. “No Looking Back” ›› (1998,
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Drama) Lauren Holly. A man returns home to win back his former girlfriend. (R) (1:36) TMC Wed. 7:50 a.m. “Noche de Duendes” (1930, Comedy) Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie spend time in a mansion and aboard a train. (NR) (1:00) TCM Mon. 6:45 a.m. “Norbit” › (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A henpecked husband’s childhood sweetheart moves back to town. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 3 a.m. “North Country” ››› (2005, Drama) Charlize Theron. A miner charges her employer with sexual harassment. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:06) MAX Thu. 2:30 p.m. “The Notebook” ›› (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. A man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04) ENC Tue. 6:10 a.m., 1:45 p.m., 9:45 p.m. “Notes From the Heart Healer” ›› (2012, Drama) Genie Francis. A woman develops maternal instincts when she finds an abandoned baby. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 11 a.m. “Nothing Personal” (2009, Drama) Stephen Rea. Anne leaves Holland behind and moves to Ireland. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:25) SHOW Tue. 5:30 a.m. “Notting Hill” ›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:28) USA Sat. 9 a.m. “The Nugget” ›› (2002, Comedy) Eric Bana. Three buddies find an enormous hunk of gold. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Thu. 10:30 a.m. “The Nutty Professor” ››› (1996, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A plump scientist transforms himself into a svelte swinger. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1 Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m.
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“Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld” (2008, Fantasy) Arnold Vosloo. King Odysseus leads his warriors against deadly creatures. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Fri. 2:30 a.m. “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” ›› (2003, Action) Antonio Banderas. A CIA agent recruits a gunman to stop an assassination. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) AMC Sat. 3:30 p.m. “The One” › (2001, Action) Jet Li. A renegade leaps through dimensions to gain enormous power. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 10 a.m. “The One” › (2001, Action) Jet Li. A renegade leaps through dimensions to gain enormous power. (PG-13) (2:00) FX Thu. 9 a.m. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” ›››› (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson. An irreverent troublemaker is committed to an asylum. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Sat. 1 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m. “180 Degrees South” ››› (2010, Documentary) Jeff John-
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TVTIMES son retraces his heroes’ trip to Patagonia. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:25) TMC Tue. 7:05 a.m. “Orange County” ›› (2002, Comedy) Colin Hanks. A teenage writer goes to extremes to get into Stanford. (PG-13) (1:21) BRAVO Thu. 6 a.m. “The Others” ››› (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman. A devout woman believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) WGNA Sun. 1 a.m., 8 a.m. “Our Family Wedding” › (2010, Romance-Comedy) America Ferrera. Two overbearing men wreak havoc with their children’s wedding plans. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Mon. 1 a.m. “Our Idiot Brother” ››› (2011, Comedy) Paul Rudd. An easygoing dimwit disrupts the lives of his three ambitious sisters. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) SHOW Tue. 9:30 p.m.; Fri. 10 p.m. “Our Man in Havana” ››› (1960, Suspense) Alec Guinness. British intelligence asks a vacuum-cleaner salesman to spy in Cuba. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 11 p.m. “Outland” ››› (1981, Science Fiction) Sean Connery. 21st-century lawman has showdown with Jupiter-moon goons. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sun. 3 a.m. “Outlander” ›› (2008, Action) James Caviezel. An alien joins forces with Vikings to hunt his enemy. (CC) (R) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 p.m.
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“Papers: Stories of Undocumented Youth” (2009, Documentary) Undocumented immigrants face legal challenges as they turn age 18. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Sun. 10 p.m.; Mon. 4 a.m., 2:30 p.m. “Paradise, Hawaiian Style” ›› (1966, Musical) Elvis Presley. Two pilots start a charter helicopter service in Hawaii. (CC) (G) (1:31) ENC Wed. 8 p.m. “Pariah” ››› (2011, Drama) Adepero Oduye. A Brooklyn teen quietly embraces her identity as a lesbian. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) HBO Wed. 1 a.m. “The Patriot” ››› (2000, War) Mel Gibson. A man and his son fight side by side in the Revolutionary War. (CC) (R) (2:44) STARZ Sun. 2 a.m., 3:20 p.m.; Tue. 10:45 p.m.; Wed. 7 a.m., 3:50 p.m. “Payback” ›› (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. A betrayed thief launches a single-minded quest for revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Fri. 7 p.m. “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” ›› (2011, ComedyDrama) Jane Fonda. A conservative lawyer visits her estranged hippie mother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Sun. 6:20 p.m. “Pennies From Heaven” ››› (1981, Musical) Steve Martin. A salesman longs for the life described in song lyrics. (CC) (R) (2:00) TCM Wed. 11 p.m.
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “The Perfect Holiday” › (2007, Romance) Gabrielle Union. Romance blooms between a single mother and a storefront Santa. (CC) (PG) (2:30) BET Sun. 12:30 p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m. “The Perfect Score” ›› (2004, Comedy) Erika Christensen. Students try to steal the answers to their SATs. (HD) (PG-13) (1:33) SHOW Tue. 2:15 p.m. “Personally Yours” ›› (2000, Romance) Valerie Bertinelli. Children engineer a reunion between their divorced parents. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 3 p.m. “Peyton Place” ››› (1957, Drama) Lana Turner. Grace Metalious’ steamy tale of life in a New England town. (CC) (NR) (2:45) TCM Sun. 2:15 p.m. “The Philly Kid” (2012, Action) Wes Chatham. A cage fighter must lose a match to save his friend’s life. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) MAX Wed. 2 a.m. “The Pianist” ››› (2002, Historical Drama) Adrien Brody. A Jewish musician witnesses the horrors of the Holocaust. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:28) TMC Sat. 2:30 p.m. “The Pick-Up Artist” ›› (1987, Romance-Comedy) Molly Ringwald. A young Casanova meets his Waterloo in a museum tour guide. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:21) MAX Thu. 9:05 a.m. “Picture This!” (2008, Comedy) Ashley Tisdale. A grounded teen must outsmart her father to attend a party. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A Mon. 1 a.m. “Pierre of the Plains” ›› (1942, Adventure) John Carroll. Northwest Canada provides adventure for a young trapper. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 6:45 a.m. “Pineapple Express” ›› (2008, Comedy) Seth Rogen. A stoner flees after witnessing a murder. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Wed. 4 p.m.; Thu. 1 p.m. “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” ››› (2003, Action) Johnny Depp. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel. (CC) (PG-13) (2:23) STARZ Sat. 5:30 a.m. “Point Blank” ››› (1967, Crime Drama) Lee Marvin. Betrayed, shot and left for dead, a crook recovers for revenge. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 8:45 p.m. “Politiquerías” (1931, Comedy) Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie must thwart a blackmailer. (NR) (1:00) TCM Mon. 7:45 a.m. “Poltergeist” ››› (1982, Horror) Craig T. Nelson. A suburban family’s lives are disrupted by vengeful ghosts. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Sat. 1 p.m. “A Price Above Rubies” ››› (1998, Drama) Renée Zellweger. An Orthodox Jew rebels against her religious constraints. (R) (1:57) TMC Mon. 10:30 a.m. “Pride & Prejudice” ››› (2005, Drama) Keira Knightley. A man begins a convoluted courtship with a young woman. (PG) (2:30) E! Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun.
May 11-17, 2013 1 a.m. “Primeval” › (2007, Suspense) Dominic Purcell. A news team hunts a giant crocodile in Africa. (CC) (R) (2:00) D Sat. 7 p.m. “Project X” ›› (2012, Comedy) Thomas Mann. Three teens throw a party that spins wildly out of control. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) MAX Thu. 6:50 p.m. “The Projectionist” ›› (1970, Comedy) Chuck McCann. Film projectionist works tyrant, sees himself as Captain Flash. (GP) (1:30) TCM Thu. 1 a.m. “The Proposal” ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A woman pretends to be engaged to evade deportation. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX Mon. 8 p.m., 11 p.m. “Pterodactyl” (2005, Horror) Coolio. Commandos battle a prehistoric threat. (2:00) SYFY Sat. 3 p.m. “The Punisher” ›› (2004, Action) Thomas Jane. An FBI agent seeks revenge for the murder of his family. (HD) (R) (2:35) SPIKE Sat. 4:25 p.m.
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experimentation. (CC) (R) (1:35) ENC Mon. 11:15 a.m.; Thu. 2:40 a.m. “Raising Helen” ›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson. A woman gains custody of her late sister’s children. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) OXY Sat. Noon, 9:30 p.m. “Raptor Island” (2004, Science Fiction) Lorenzo Lamas. Members of a rescue team encounter deadly dinosaurs. (2:00) SYFY Sat. 1 p.m.; Sun. 1 a.m. “Ray” ››› (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:33) MAX Fri. 1:45 a.m. “The Rebound” ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy) Catherine ZetaJones. A newly single woman has a fling with a much-younger man. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Thu. 6 p.m. “The Reckless Moment” ››› (1949, Suspense) James Mason. Woman hides corpse to shield daughter; blackmailers circle. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 4:30 a.m. “The Red Baron” ›› (2008, Action) Matthias Schweighöfer. The German flying ace gets disillusioned with World War I. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:46) TMC Wed. 6 a.m. “Red Eye” ››› (2005, Suspense) Rachel McAdams. A plane passenger involves his seatmate in a deadly plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) MAX Tue. 12:05 p.m. “Red Planet” › (2000, Science Fiction) Val Kilmer. Astronauts try to colonize Mars to save mankind. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Mon. 10 a.m. “Resident Evil: Retribution” ›› (2012, Horror) Milla Jovovich. Umbrella Corp.’s Tvirus continues to ravage the Earth. (CC) (R) (1:35) STARZ Sun. 9 p.m.; Mon. 4:25 a.m., 1:05 p.m. “Resistance” ›› (2003, Drama) Bill Paxton. A U.S. pilot falls for the wife of a Nazi resistance leader. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Wed. 3:10 p.m. “Return to Me” ››› (2000, Romance) David Duchovny. A man falls in love with the recipient of his wife’s heart. (CC) (PG) (1:53) STARZ Tue. 5 p.m.; Sat. 1:45 a.m. “The Reunion” › (2011, Action) John Cena. Estranged siblings go into business as bail bondsmen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) TMC Sun. 10 a.m. “The Rich Man’s Wife” › (1996, Suspense) Halle Berry. A woman in a troubled marriage receives a murderous offer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Sun. 1:20 p.m.; Wed. 4:45 p.m. “Riding the Bullet” ›› (2004, Horror) Jonathan Jackson. A hitchhiker meets sinister drivers in Maine. (CC) (R) (1:38) ENC Mon. 1:10 a.m. “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013, Science Fiction) Gary Stretch.
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TVTIMES Soldiers battle an army of dinosaurs in a remote jungle. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9 p.m. “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” ››› (2011, Science Fiction) James Franco. A medical experiment results in a superintelligent chimp. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Wed. 2 p.m.; Thu. 12:45 a.m. “River’s Edge” ››› (1987, Drama) Crispin Glover. Friends keep mum after a teenager kills his girlfriend. (CC) (R) (1:38) ENC Mon. 2:50 a.m. “Robots” ››› (2005, Comedy) Voices of Ewan McGregor. Animated. A robot must save older-model cyborgs from destruction. (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m. “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. A heavyweight champ gives a club fighter a title shot. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:59) MAX Wed. 6 a.m. “Rocky II” ››› (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Underdog Philly fighter gets another shot at heavyweight champ. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:59) MAX Wed. 8 a.m. “Rocky III” ››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. A merciless contender forces Rocky into a title match. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:39) MAX Wed. 10 a.m. “Rocky IV” ›› (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:31) MAX Wed. 11:40 a.m. “Rocky V” ›› (1990, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. The former champ agrees to train a rising young fighter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:44) MAX Wed. 1:15 p.m. “Rome, Open City” ›››› (1946, Drama) Aldo Fabrizi. Priest helps the underground fight Nazis. (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 9 p.m. “A Room With a View” ››› (1986, Drama) Helena BonhamCarter. A woman must choose between love and social propriety. (CC) (NR) (1:55) TMC Tue. Midnight “Roughly Speaking” ››› (1945, Comedy-Drama) Rosalind Russell. A career-minded woman faces hardship raising two families. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 5 p.m. “The Rundown” ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock. A bounty hunter must find his boss’ son in the Amazon. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) HBO Mon. 6:15 p.m. “Running Scared” ››› (1986, Comedy-Drama) Gregory Hines. Two detectives are given 30 days to nab a cocaine smuggler. (CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Fri. 4:15 p.m. “Rush Hour 2” ›› (2001, Action) Jackie Chan. Detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Wed. 2 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m.
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MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS A chauffeur’s daughter awakens love in a rich workaholic. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:07) SHOW Sat. 7:15 a.m. “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ewan McGregor. A scientist and a sheik endeavor to bring sport fishing to Yemen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) SHOW Mon. 8 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m. “The Samaritan” › (2012, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. An ex-convict can’t escape his past. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Thu. 9:35 p.m. “Sanctum” ›› (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh. Divers become trapped in a South Pacific labyrinth. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) MAX Sun. 7:45 a.m. “Saratoga Trunk” ››› (1945, Historical Drama) Gary Cooper. A half-Creole beauty snares a wealthy Texan’s heart. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 9 a.m. “Savages” ›› (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot growers go to war against a Mexican drug cartel. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) MAX Thu. 10:30 a.m., 10 p.m. “Saving Silverman” › (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs. Two buddies conspire to prevent another friend’s marriage. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Tue. 2:25 p.m. “Scary Movie 4” ›› (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris. Two young women team up to save the world from an alien invasion. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Sat. 2:01 a.m. “Scooby-Doo in Where’s My Mummy?” ›› (2005, Comedy) Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang discover an ancient tomb in Egypt. (HD) (G) (1:30) TOON Sun. Noon “Scoop” ›› (2006, RomanceComedy) Scarlett Johansson. A journalism student probes a mystery in London. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) HBO Fri. 6:20 a.m. “The Scorpion King” ›› (2002, Adventure) The Rock. A warrior battles an evil ruler and a sorceress. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) AMC Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:30 a.m. “The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior” ›› (2008, Adventure) Michael Copon. A young man seeks vengeance against a king who kills his father. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) AMC Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 a.m. “Scream 4” ›› (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell. The Ghostface Killer returns to claim new victims. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Thu. 9:05 p.m. “Screwed” › (2000, Comedy) Norm Macdonald. A chauffeur kidnaps his boss’s dog for ransom. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:21) HBO Wed. 6 a.m. “The Secret Life of Bees” ›› (2008, Drama) Queen Latifah. A teen runs away to unlock the secret of her mother’s past. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Sun. 5:30 p.m.; Mon. 3:30 p.m. “The Secret Six” ›› (1931, Crime Drama) Wallace Beery. Bootleggers fight each other for
May 11-17, 2013 control of the city. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 2 a.m. “Send Me No Flowers” ››› (1964, Comedy) Rock Hudson. Thinking he’s dying, a hypochondriac seeks a new husband for his wife. (HD) (NR) (1:40) AMC Mon. 9:45 a.m. “The Sentinel” ›› (2006, Suspense) Michael Douglas. A Secret Service agent becomes a murder suspect. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:48) AMC Tue. 2:30 p.m. “Seven” ››› (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) MAX Mon. 11:50 a.m. “Sexting” › (2011, RomanceComedy) Jason Lewis. A man and a woman break ties formed through BlackBerrys. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Mon. 12:30 p.m. “The Shadow” ›› (1994, Action) Alec Baldwin. A mysterious vigilante battles Genghis Khan’s descendant. (CC) (PG13) (1:47) ENC Fri. 7:30 a.m. “Shadow Zone: My Teacher Ate My Homework” (1997, Fantasy) Gregory Smith. A boy considers using a voodoo doll on a teacher he hates. (CC) (HD) (1:32) TMC Thu. 6 a.m. “Shanghai Knights” ››› (2003, Comedy) Jackie Chan. Chon Wang and his comrades shake up Victorian England. (CC) (PG-13) (1:54) ENC Mon. 9:20 a.m., 9:45 p.m.; Fri. 6:05 p.m.; Sat. 1 a.m. “She’s All That” ›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr. A high-school student wagers he can remake a plain Jane. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 2 p.m.; Sun. Midnight “Shooter” ›› (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. A wounded sniper plots revenge against those who betrayed him. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sat. 8 p.m. “Show Boat” ›››› (1936, Musical) Irene Dunne. A Mississippi riverboat captain’s daughter marries a roving gambler. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 1 p.m. “The Shunning” (2011, Drama) Danielle Panabaker. Katie has always felt something missing in her simple Amish existence. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 7 p.m. “Sirens” ››› (1994, Comedy) Hugh Grant. Artist of nudes stirs English couple in 1930s Australia. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Thu. 4:20 a.m. “16 Blocks” ››› (2006, Action) Bruce Willis. A world-weary cop protects a witness from assassins. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TNT Sat. 1 p.m. “Sixteen Candles” ›› (1984, Comedy) Molly Ringwald. Girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) AMC Sun. 5 p.m.; Wed. 10:16 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m. “The Skulls II” › (2002, Suspense) Robin Dunne. An inductee witnesses a murder within the secret society. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) TMC Wed. 1:30 p.m. “Sky High” ›› (2005, Come-
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dy) Michael Angarano. Two superheroes send their reluctant son to a training school. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) DISN Thu. 8:30 p.m.; Fri. 2 p.m. “Small Town Murder Songs” ›› (2010, Crime Drama) Peter Stormare. A troubled cop feels his life unraveling as he investigates a murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:16) TMC Wed. 4:35 a.m. “Smokin’ Aces” ›› (2007, Action) Ben Affleck. Hit men converge on Lake Tahoe to rub out a mob informant. (HD) (R) (2:32) SPIKE Sat. 1:53 p.m. “Snow White and the Huntsman” ›› (2012, Fantasy) Kristen Stewart. A huntsman sent to capture Snow White becomes her ally. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:07) HBO Tue. Noon, 8 p.m. “So Big” ›› (1932, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck. A woman dreams that her son will become an architect. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 8 a.m. “So Big” ››› (1953, Drama) Jane Wyman. Circa-1900 Chicago teacher weds Dutch truck farmer, raises son. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 3 p.m. “Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess” (2012, Musical) Voices of Ariel Winter. Animated. A girl must adjust to a life of royalty. (CC) (HD) (:50) DISN Fri. 6:30 a.m. “Soldier’s Girl” ››› (2003, Docudrama) Troy Garity. A GI falls in love with a transgendered entertainer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) TMC Thu. 12:45 a.m. “The Solid Gold Cadillac” ››› (1956, Comedy) Judy Holliday. A minor stockholder fights for recognition in a company. (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 11:15 a.m. “Something to Talk About” ›› (1995, Comedy-Drama) Julia Roberts. A betrayed wife stirs up trouble at the family horse farm. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) MAX Tue. 8:45 a.m. “Son of Morning” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Cross. An instance of stigmata makes a lowly copywriter famous. (CC) (R) (1:21) TMC Mon. 2:05 p.m. “Soul Men” ›› (2008, Comedy) Samuel L. Jackson. Estranged singers reunite for a tribute concert. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Sat. 2:27 p.m. “Soul Surfer” ›› (2011, Drama) AnnaSophia Robb. Competitive surfer Bethany Hamilton loses an arm in a shark attack. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FX Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 p.m. “Soulkeeper” ›› (2001, Horror) Rodney Rowland. The theft of an ancient relic releases malevolent forces. (CC) (R) (1:46) TMC Sat. 10:30 p.m.; Sun. 2 a.m.; Fri. 2 a.m. “A Sound of Thunder” › (2005, Science Fiction) Edward Burns. A time traveler alters the history of evolution. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Tue. 2:15 p.m. “Spellbound” ››› (1945, Mystery) Ingrid Bergman. A sympathetic psychiatrist helps
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a troubled amnesia victim. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 7 p.m. “Spike” (2008, Fantasy) Edward Gusts. A woman tries to save her friends from a strange beast. (CC) (R) (1:20) TMC Mon. 3:30 p.m. “Spinout” ›› (1966, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley. A singing auto racer prefers music and cars to romance. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ENC Sun. 8 p.m. “Spooner” ›› (2009, ComedyDrama) Matthew Lillard. A used-car salesman falls in love for the first time. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:23) SHOW Wed. 5 a.m. “Sporting Blood” ›› (1940, Drama) Robert Young. A struggling stable owner romances his rival’s daughters. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 10:30 a.m. “Spring Madness” ›› (1938, Comedy) Maureen O’Sullivan. A college girl’s love for a Harvard editor is threatened. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 9:15 a.m. “Spy Hard” ›› (1996, Comedy) Leslie Nielsen. A secret agent tackles a villain bent on world domination. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:20) MAX Mon. 2 p.m. “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” ›› (2003, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. A boy enters a virtual-reality game to save his sister. (CC) (PG) (1:29) ENC Sat. 6:20 a.m. “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” › (2011, Adventure) Jessica Alba. A retired spy’s twin stepkids step up to save the world. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:29) SHOW Tue. 12:45 p.m. “Stage Door” ››› (1937, Comedy-Drama) Katharine Hepburn. Aspiring actresses share a boardinghouse in New York. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 11:15 a.m. “Stand by Me” ›››› (1986, Comedy-Drama) Wil Wheaton. Boy and buddies go on hike to find dead body in 1959. (CC) (R) (1:45) TCM Sat. 9:30 p.m. “A Star Is Born” ›››› (1954, Musical) Judy Garland. An actor turns to alcohol as his wife becomes a megastar. (CC) (PG) (3:00) TCM Thu. 4:30 a.m. “Star Trek” ››› (2009, Science Fiction) Chris Pine. Chronicles the early days of the starship Enterprise and her crew. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Tue. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m. “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” ››› (1982, Science Fiction) William Shatner. An old nemesis lures Kirk and crew into a deadly duel. (PG) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 9:30 a.m.; Fri. Midnight “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” ››› (1984, Science Fiction) William Shatner. Kirk and his crew try to reunite Spock’s mind and body. (CC) (PG) (2:30) SYFY Thu. Noon “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” ››› (1986, Science Fiction) William Shatner. The Enterprise crew travels to 20thcentury San Francisco. (CC) (PG) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 2:30 p.m. “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” ››› (1991, Science Fiction) William Shat-
ner. Kirk stands accused of assassinating a Klingon chancellor. (CC) (PG) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m. “Star Trek: First Contact” ››› (1996, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. Half-robot Borg tries to sabotage a rocket flight. (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 9:30 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 p.m. “Star Trek Generations” ›› (1994, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. The Enterprise crew encounters a deranged scientist. (PG) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 6:30 p.m.; Mon. 3 p.m. “Star Trek: Insurrection” ›› (1998, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. The Enterprise crew leads a revolt against the Federation. (CC) (PG) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 11:30 p.m. “Star Trek: Nemesis” ›› (2002, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart. Capt. Picard faces his Romulan-engineered clone. (PG13) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 9 p.m.; Mon. 5:30 p.m. “Stardust” ››› (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes. A young man ventures into a fairy realm to retrieve a fallen star. (HD) (PG13) (2:08) TMC Sun. 6 a.m. “Stargate: Continuum” ›› (2008, Science Fiction) Ben Browder. The crew of SG-1 battles an adversary who alters history. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 11:30 a.m. “Stargate: The Ark of Truth” (2008, Science Fiction) Ben Browder. The crew of SG-1 searches for a device that can end the war. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 9:30 a.m. “Starstruck” ›› (2010, Drama) Sterling Knight. A Midwestern girl spends time with a rising Hollywood pop star. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:30) DISN Wed. 8:30 p.m. “The Steel Trap” ›› (1952, Mystery) Joseph Cotten. An embezzling banker’s wife wants him to return the money. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 11:30 a.m. “Stella Dallas” ››› (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck. A classic story of a mother’s love and sacrifice for her daughter. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 6 a.m. “Step Brothers” ›› (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Two spoiled men become rivals when their parents marry. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Sun. 8 p.m., 10 p.m. “Step Up” ›› (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 11:30 a.m.; Sun. 2 a.m. “Step Up 2 the Streets” ›› (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan. A rebellious street dancer tries to adapt at an elite arts academy. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1:30 p.m.; Sun. Midnight “Stephen King’s Thinner” › (1996, Horror) Robert John Burke. A lawyer’s body begins wasting away under a Gypsy’s curse. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) HBO Wed. 4:25 a.m. “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A woman tries hard to make her lover’s chil-
May 11-17, 2013 dren accept her. (HD) (PG-13) (2:04) SHOW Sat. 12:55 p.m.; Sun. 4:45 a.m.; Tue. 7:25 p.m. “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A woman tries hard to make her lover’s children accept her. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04) ENC Tue. 3:50 p.m. “Still on the Road” (2010, Documentary) Members of the Acting Company bring theater to the country. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 4 a.m. “Stolen Child” (2011, Suspense) Emmanuelle Vaugier. A couple uncover an ugly secret about their adopted girl. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 6 p.m. “Stomp the Yard” ›› (2007, Drama) Columbus Short. A troubled dancer enrolls in college. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 9:30 a.m. “The Stone Angel” ›› (2007, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. An aging woman flees from her past and future. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Fri. 5:05 a.m. “Suburban Girl” ›› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Michelle Gellar. An assistant editor has an affair with an older publisher. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) SHOW Wed. 8:30 a.m. “The Sum of All Fears” ››› (2002, Suspense) Ben Affleck. Jack Ryan fights terrorists planning a nuclear attack. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Sat. 3 p.m. “Supercross: The Movie” › (2005, Action) Steve Howey. Motocross racers are sibling rivals. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) HBO Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Fri. 8 a.m. “Superstar” › (1999, Comedy) Molly Shannon. An energetic schoolgirl dreams of her first kiss. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Fri. 12:21 p.m. “Support Your Local Gunfighter” ››› (1971, Western) James Garner. A runaway bridegroom is mistaken for a famous gunslinger. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:32) AMC Sat. 1:30 p.m. “Suspicion” ››› (1941, Suspense) Cary Grant. An English heiress fears that her playboy husband plans to kill her. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:41) ) Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2 a.m. “The Swan” ››› (1956, Romance-Comedy) Grace Kelly. A princess’s daughter falls prey to romantic manipulations. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 1:45 a.m. “S.W.A.T.” ›› (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Angeles SWAT team must protect a criminal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Sat. 10:30 p.m. “Swedish Auto” (2006, Drama) Lukas Haas. A small town mechanic watches the people of his town. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:37) TMC Tue. 5:30 p.m. “Sweet Home Alabama” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A fashion designer demands a divorce from her husband. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Sat. 7 p.m. “Sweet Karma” (2009, Crime Drama) Shera Bechard. Karma infiltrates Toronto’s underground sex trade to get re-
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“Table for Three” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Brandon Routh. A couple intrude on the life of their new roommate. (CC) (R) (2:00) ^ Sun. Noon “Taken in Broad Daylight” ››› (2009, Docudrama) James Van Der Beek. The FBI conducts a search for abducted teen Anne Sluti. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 2 p.m. “The Taking of Pelham One Two Three” ››› (1974, Suspense) Walter Matthau. Subway-train hijackers hold passengers for $1 million. (R) (1:45) TCM Wed. 12:15 a.m. “Taxi” › (2004, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A bumbling policeman and a cabby chase bank robbers. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) HBO Thu. 9 a.m. “The Terminal” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A European living in an airport befriends a stewardess. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:08) MAX Sat. 12:50 p.m. “That’s My Boy” › (2012, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A young man’s estranged father tries to reconnect with him. (CC) (R) (1:56) STARZ Sat. 10:45 a.m., 7 p.m.; Wed. 9:50 a.m., 9 p.m. “That’s What She Said” (2012, Comedy) Anne Heche. Best friends have an adventure with a new acquaintance. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) SHOW Sun. 3:15 a.m.; Sat. 4 a.m. “Think Like a Man” ›› (2012, Romance-Comedy) Michael Ealy. Men use an advice book to turn the tables on their gals. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) STARZ Sat. 1:50 p.m., 11:50 p.m.; Sun. 8:40 a.m.; Thu. 8:50 p.m.; Fri. 6 a.m., 1:35 p.m. “The Third Man” ›››› (1949, Suspense) Orson Welles. A writer of Westerns probes a pal’s death in postwar Vienna. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 6:30 a.m. “13 Going on 30” ››› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Garner. An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) STARZ Fri. 11:40 a.m. “The Thirteenth Chair” ›› (1937, Mystery) Dame May Whitty. Medium saves her daughter with seance in colonial India. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 5:30 a.m. “The Thirteenth Year” ›› (1999, Drama) Chez Starbuck. A boy seems to be turning into
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TVTIMES a fish. (CC) (1:40) DISN Mon. 2:30 a.m. “35 & Ticking” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Nicole Ari Parker. Friends try to figure out where their lives are heading. (CC) (R) (2:55) BET Tue. 1:05 a.m., 11 a.m. “This Is Elvis” ›› (1981, Docudrama) David Scott. Reviews the life and career of singer Elvis Presley. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Tue. 8 p.m. “A Thousand Words” › (2012, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A literary agent’s loquaciousness will be his undoing. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:31) MAX Tue. 10:30 a.m. “The Three Musketeers” ›› (1993, Adventure) Charlie Sheen. The Musketeers seek to break Richelieu’s pact with Britain. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) SHOW Sat. 11 a.m.; Fri. 12:30 p.m. “The Thrill Hunter” ›› (1933, Action) Buck Jones. A blowhard gets to perform stunts for a movie studio. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 3 a.m. “Thunder Soul” ››› (2010, Documentary) Members of a 1970s high-school jazz band reunite. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) TMC Fri. 7:10 a.m. “Ticket Out” (2010, Suspense) Ray Liotta. A mother runs away from her abusive ex-husband. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:02) LIFE Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 2:02 a.m., 1 p.m. “Timeline” ›› (2003, Adventure) Paul Walker. Adventurers travel back to 1300s wartime France. (HD) (PG-13) (1:56) SHOW Thu. Noon “Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars!” (2005, Comedy) Voices of Jeff Bennett. Animated. Tom and Jerry stow away on a manned mission to Mars. (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON Sun. 1:30 p.m. “Tomorrow, When the War Began” ››› (2010, Action) Caitlin Stasey. Eight teenagers band together to fight an invading army. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Tue. 3:30 p.m. “Top Banana” ›› (1954, Musical Comedy) Phil Silvers. A TV comic is about to lose his marbles and everything else. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 7 p.m. “The Tortured” (2010, Suspense) Erika Christensen. A couple get revenge by kidnapping the killer of their child. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:19) SHOW Mon. 3 a.m.; Sat. 2:30 a.m. “Total Recall” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Colin Farrell. A factory worker begins to think he’s really a spy. (CC) (PG-13) (1:57) STARZ Mon. 10:05 p.m.; Tue. 8:20 a.m., 3 p.m. “Touchback” ›› (2011, Drama) Brian Presley. A former football player gets a second shot at his destiny. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) SHOW Wed. 6:25 a.m. “Touched” (2005, Romance) Jenna Elfman. A nurse falls in love with a formerly comatose patient. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) TMC Tue. 10:10 a.m.
MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “Touching Home” (2008, Drama) Ed Harris. Two brothers must make up for their past. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) SHOW Tue. 9:15 a.m. “Tower Heist” ›› (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Condo employees plot revenge against a Wall Street swindler. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:45) MAX Fri. 7:30 p.m. “Traffic” ››› (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas. The war on drugs brings many casualties and few victories. (HD) (R) (2:27) SHOW Sat. 9 p.m. “The Transporter” ›› (2002, Action) Jason Statham. A mercenary changes his mind-set after meeting a woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) AMC Fri. 11 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m. “The Transporter 2” ›› (2005, Action) Jason Statham. A former soldier tries to save a kidnapped boy. (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) SPIKE Mon. 6:15 p.m. “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” ›››› (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. A girl comes of age in a poor Brooklyn neighborhood. (CC) (PG) (2:15) TCM Sat. 7:15 p.m. “Trees Lounge” ››› (1996, Comedy-Drama) Steve Buscemi. A Long Island loser drinks his life away in a dingy bar. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Fri. 5:30 a.m. “Triassic Attack” ›› (2010, Science Fiction) Steven Brand. Dinosaur skeletons come to life and terrorize a small town. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 p.m. “Troy” ››› (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:42) MAX Wed. 7:15 p.m. “The Truman Show” ››› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Jim Carrey. Cameras broadcast an unwitting man’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:42) AMC Thu. 2:15 a.m., 9 a.m. “Tunnel Rats” ›› (2008, War) Michael Paré. The Viet Cong traps U.S. soldiers in underground tunnels. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Thu. 2:40 a.m. “Tupac: Resurrection” ››› (2003, Documentary) The life and music of rapper Tupac Shakur. (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Thu. 12:30 a.m. “Turner & Hooch” ›› (1989, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A fastidious policeman is teamed with a slobbering canine. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) TMC Tue. 7:10 p.m. “Twilight” ›› (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. A teen is caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sat. 10:30 a.m. “2 Fast 2 Furious” ›› (2003, Action) Paul Walker. Two friends and a U.S. customs agent try to nail a criminal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Fri. 9 p.m. “200 Cigarettes” › (1999, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. East Villagers party hearty on New Year’s Eve, 1981. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) HBO Sat. 2:30 a.m. “The Two Jakes” ›› (1990, Mystery) Jack Nicholson. “Chi-
May 11-17, 2013 natown” private eye ties murder to oil in 1948 L.A. (CC) (R) (2:17) ENC Tue. 1:40 a.m. “Two Mules for Sister Sara” ››› (1970, Western) Shirley MacLaine. Profane Sister Sara gets desert drifter to attack fort. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:54) AMC Fri. 3 p.m. “Two Weeks Notice” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Thu. 12:45 p.m. “Twonky” › (1953, Science Fiction) Hans Conried. Professor’s TV set tries to run his life. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 11:15 p.m. “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” ›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A boozy singer finds a way to change her life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sun. 10:30 p.m. “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” ›› (2009, Comedy) Tyler Perry. Madea raises hell behind bars. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:02 a.m. “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” ›› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Four couples struggle with the challenges of married life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:05) BET Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 3 p.m.
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“The Ugly Truth” › (2009, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl. A romantically challenged woman faces outrageous tests. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) USA Sat. 6:30 p.m. “Under the Tuscan Sun” ››› (2003, Romance) Diane Lane. A woman moves to Italy and befriends a married man. (CC) (PG-13) (1:53) ENC Tue. 6 p.m. “Underworld” ›› (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire protects a medical student from werewolves. (HD) (R) (2:00) SPIKE Thu. 10 p.m. “Underworld: Awakening” ›› (2012, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. Humans wage war on vampires and lycans. (CC) (R) (1:29) ENC Fri. 2:45 p.m., 11:30 p.m. “Undisputed” ›› (2002, Drama) Wesley Snipes. A jailed boxer takes on the prison’s best fighter. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Thu. 7 a.m. “Unlawful Entry” ›› (1992, Suspense) Kurt Russell. A disturbed policeman terrorizes a happily married couple. (R) (2:30) OXY Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. Midnight “The Upside of Anger” ››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Joan Allen. An ex-ballplayer befriends a woman whose husband left her. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TBS Tue. 2 a.m. “The Usual Suspects” ››› (1995, Suspense) Stephen Baldwin. Five small-time criminals begin an ill-fated association. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) AMC Mon. 5:30 p.m.
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TVTIMES “Washington Merry-Go-Round” ›› (1932, Drama) Lee Tracy. Congressman confronts corrupt politicians. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 11:15 a.m. “The Watch” › (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Four men discover that aliens have infiltrated their town. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Sat. 6:30 p.m.; Fri. 12:05 p.m., 9:15 p.m. “The Waterboy” › (1998, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A simpleton’s angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m. “Waterworld” ›› (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner. A loner navigates a future world. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16) STARZ Mon. 10:30 a.m. “We Own the Night” ›› (2007, Crime Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. A nightclub manager tries to remain neutral in a drug war. (CC) (R) (1:58) STARZ Tue. 1:10 a.m., 7 p.m. “Weekend at Bernie’s” ›› (1989, Comedy) Andrew McCarthy. Two guys party with dead boss at beach; no one notices. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Sat. 12:25 p.m. “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins” ›› (2008, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. A talk-show star returns to his Southern hometown. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Wed. 12:30 p.m. “What’s Your Number?” ››
(2011, Romance-Comedy) Anna Faris. A woman wonders if one of 20 exes could be her true love. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO Sun. 2:50 a.m.; Tue. 4 a.m. “Where Danger Lives” ›› (1950, Crime Drama) Robert Mitchum. A doctor falls for a woman hovering on the edge of madness. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. Noon “Where the Sidewalk Ends” ›› (1950, Crime Drama) Dana Andrews. Detective kills suspect, tries to pin it on mobster. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 7 p.m. “White Men Can’t Jump” ››› (1992, Comedy) Wesley Snipes. Two basketball hustlers form an unlikely partnership. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu. 1:05 a.m. “Why Did I Get Married?” ›› (2007, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Eight married friends grapple with commitment and betrayal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sun. 8 p.m. “Why Stop Now?” › (2012, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg. A piano prodigy is forced to score drugs for his mother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:27) SHOW Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Tue. 5:55 p.m. “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” ››› (1971, Fantasy) Gene Wilder. A famous confectioner offers a grand prize to five children. (HD) (G) (2:30) FAM Thu. 8:30 p.m.
May 11-17, 2013 “Wimbledon” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Kirsten Dunst. Two tennis players fall for each other. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) ENC Thu. 4:15 a.m. “Wing Commander” › (1999, Science Fiction) Freddie Prinze Jr. Hotshot space pilots defend Earth from marauding aliens. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) HBO Tue. 8 a.m. “Witness for the Prosecution” ››› (1957, Drama) Tyrone Power. The wife of an accused murderer gives damaging testimony. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:19) ) Sat. 9:41 p.m.; Sun. 3:41 a.m. “The Woman in Black” ››› (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe. A lawyer goes to a house in a marsh, which has secrets. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) SHOW Mon. 6:15 p.m.; Thu. 7:30 p.m. “Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day” › (2012, Drama) Blair Underwood. Old secrets come to light for the Ames family. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Sat. 6 p.m. “The Women” ›› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Meg Ryan. Betrayal strains the bond between two high-powered women. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Wed. 2 a.m. “The Wood” ›› (1999, Drama) Omar Epps. A missing groom sends friends on a trip down memory lane. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) HBO Mon. 3:50 a.m.
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“Wrath of the Titans” › (2012, Fantasy) Sam Worthington. Perseus must rescue Zeus from the underworld. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:39) HBO Sun. 7:15 p.m.; Wed. 6 p.m.
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“Yankee Doodle Dandy” ›››› (1942, Musical) James Cagney. Life of song-and-dance man George M. Cohan. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 7:15 p.m. “Your Love Never Fails” ››› (2011, Comedy) Elisa Donovan. Laura has to move to Texas with her daughter, Kelsey. (CC) (HD) (G) (2:00) HALL Sun. 7 p.m. “Your Sister’s Sister” ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Emily Blunt. A romantic triangle forms during an impromptu getaway. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Wed. 8 p.m.
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“Zookeeper” › (2011, Comedy) Kevin James. Talking animals teach their shy caretaker how to woo a woman. (CC) (PG) (1:41) ENC Sun. 6:35 a.m., 1:10 p.m., 9:35 p.m.; Wed. 11:05 a.m., 6:15 p.m.
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TVTIMES
TALK SHOWS
May 11-17, 2013
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Late-night Monday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Conan O’Brien” 11 p.m. TBS “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11:01 p.m. BRAVO “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Miranda Lambert; Ross Mathews. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Mark Harmon; Luke Bryan. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: John Cho. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Carson Daly” 1:36 a.m. +
Tuesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11
p.m. TBS “Watch What Happens: Live”: Wendy Williams. (N) 11:01 p.m. BRAVO “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno” Wanda Sykes; Martha Stewart. (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Tom Hanks. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Pistol Annies. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Carson Daly” 1:36 a.m. +
Wednesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM
“Jay Leno”: Usher; Nick Offerman. (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Ed Helms; Brad Paisley. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: J.J. Abrams; Huey Lewis and the News. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Ice-T. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Carson Daly” 1:36 a.m. +
Thursday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Adam Sandler; Phil Jackson. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Chris Pine; Connie Britton; Dawes. (CC) (N)
11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +
Friday “Watch What Happens: Live” 11 p.m. BRAVO “Jay Leno”: Mitt Romney; “American Idol” winner. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Adam Levine; Alice Eve; Bad Rabbits. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +
Daytime Monday “Today”: Bradley Cooper; J.J. Abrams. (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Psychics help children. (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Jimmy Kimmel. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Gabourey Sidibe. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “The Talk”: In New York. (CC) (N) 1 p.m. % “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 2 p.m. + “Anderson”: Mary Hamer. (CC) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: A couple must come clean. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kerry Washington. (N) 4 p.m. +
Tuesday “Today”: Donald Rumsfeld; Ken Jeong. (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Money is the root of heinous crimes. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L
“Kelly and Michael”: Mark Harmon. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Kerry Washington. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “The Talk”: Mark Harmon. (CC) (N) 1 p.m. % “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” (CC) 2 p.m. + “Anderson”: Marlee Matlin. (CC) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham” (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kaley Cuoco. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
Wednesday “Today”: Ed Helms; Trace Adkins. (CC) (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Maureen Hancock. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Jesse Tyler Ferguson; CrossFit workout. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Alison Sweeney. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1
p.m. ^ “The Talk” (N) 1 p.m. % “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” (CC) 2 p.m. + “Anderson”: Ricky Schroder. (CC) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Women who sell their bodies. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Will Smith. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
Thursday “Today”: Zoe Saldana; “The Voice.” (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Dark side of fame. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Zoë Saldana. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Guy Fieri; Eve. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “The Talk” (N) 1 p.m. % “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” (CC) 2 p.m. + “Anderson”: Thomas Beatie.
3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Absent mothers. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (CC) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Chris Pine. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
Friday “Today”: Mark Bittman; Zoe Saldana. (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: World-record holders. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Connie Britton. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Donald Trump. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “The Talk” (N) 1 p.m. % “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” (CC) 2 p.m. + “Anderson”: Income-tax refund theft. 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Sisters told to dump men. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Rob Lowe. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
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QA/ Crossword
Q&A Q: Has “Burn Notice” been dropped? I have not read anything about it for months. A: You’ll be reading a lot about it again soon. The Jeffrey Donovan-starring espionage drama will be back in its customary Thursday slot to start its seventh season June 6 on USA Network. “Heroes” alumni Adrian Pasdar and Jack Coleman are both set to have recurring roles in the show’s new round, which will encompass a milestone for any series: its 100th episode. Q: Why is Cher a Turner Classic Movies host now? A: It was only temporary, and her gig there actually has ended now. The movie and music superstar was enlisted as Robert Osborne’s co-host for a “Friday Night Spotlight” series with the umbrella title “A Woman’s World: The Defining Era of Women in Film,” but it only was for the month of April. Q: I would like to find out if “Inside the Actors Studio” has a regular schedule on Bravo. I always seem to find it by accident. A: You aren’t alone. Not only is any new episode of the program — once a mainstay of the channel in the pre“Real Housewives” era — scheduled irregularly now, it’s typically announced fairly close to the airdate, so that there isn’t enough time to get a listing for it into weekly television supplements that have a much earlier deadline than daily listings. Such was the case with recent episodes that featured Hugh Jackman and Tina Fey. However, given the
sort of reality programming the channel now specializes in, “Actors Studio” fans probably should be grateful that James Lipton’s series is still being shown there at all. Q: We loved the first season of “Longmire” and are eagerly awaiting its return. Any good news for us? A: As a matter of fact, yes. The combination of modern Western and mystery will begin its second season Monday, May 27 — Memorial Day — on A&E Network. Its unofficial partner from last summer also moves from Sundays to Mondays that night, as “The Glades” returns to start its fourth season. Q: I enjoy watching Judi Dench in “As Time Goes By.” Did she make that show before she started as M in the James Bond movies? A: She started it three years before her first Bond appearance — opposite Pierce Brosnan in his debut as Agent 007 in “GoldenEye” (1995) — and finished it a year before also supporting Daniel Craig in his first adventure as Bond, “Casino Royale” (2006). Additionally, Dench has been the voice of Miss Lilly in the animated “Angelina Ballerina” and starred in the miniseries “Cranford” during the course of her run with the world’s most famous secret agent. Q: Is the Tim Matheson who plays Brick on “Hart of Dixie” the same Tim Matheson who played the president of Delta House in “National Lampoon?s Animal House”? A: They’re one and the same.
May 11-17, 2013
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