TV Book, May 4-10

BAY AREA NEWS GROUP

May 4-10, 2013

INDEX Daily talk shows now on Page 71 ●●●●●

2-5 Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 6-8 Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 ●●●●●

9 Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 10 Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 11-13 Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 13-14 Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 15 Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 ●●●●●

16 Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 17 Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 18-20 Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 20-21 Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 22 Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●

23 Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 24 Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 25-27 Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 27-28 Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 29 Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●

30 Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 31 Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 32-34 Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 34-35 Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 36 Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 ●●●●●

37 Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 38 Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 39-41 Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 41-4 2 Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 43 Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 ●●●●●

44 Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 45 Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 46-48 Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 48-49 Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 50 Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●

51 Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 52 Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 53-55 Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 55-56 Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 57 Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●

58-70 Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 70 Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 71 Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 72 Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7

Cher’s love story The documentary, To Mom, Love Cher,” has an intimate and sweet feel as Cher and her sister and mom tell the mom's story. 10 p.m. Monday Lifetime

TVTIMES

HIGH DEF

High-Def TV May 4-10

Saturday “Person of Interest” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Cops” 8 p.m. ^, H “Smash” 8 p.m. #, + “Bet on Your Baby” 8 p.m. _, * “48 Hours” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Sábado Gigante” 8 p.m. .

“Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?

“Bones” 8 p.m. L “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.

V “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z “House” 8 p.m. ± “Bates Motel” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “I Am Legend” 8 p.m.

AMC; 10 p.m. AMC “My Cat From Hell” 8 p.m.

ANIM “Doctor Who” 8 p.m. BBC “Anderson Cooper Special Report” 8 p.m. CNN Movie “I Love You, Man” 8 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 8 p.m.

DISN “Naked Castaway” 8 p.m. DSC Movie “Juno” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “30 for 30” 8 p.m. ESPN2 “Red Eye” 8 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “X-Men: The Last Stand” 8 p.m. FX Movie “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” 8 p.m. HBO Movie “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” 8 p.m. LIFE “Buying Alaska” 8 p.m. TLC “Ghost Adventures” 8 p.m.

TRAV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “California Forever” 8:30 p.m. ) “Dog With a Blog” 8:30 p.m.

DISN Movie “Red Eye” 8:30 p.m.

MAX “Buying Alaska” 8:30 p.m.

TLC “The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. & “20/20” 9 p.m. _, * “48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Austin City Limits” 9 p.m. 6 “The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m.

V “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “House” 9 p.m. ± Pelicula “Muerte Súbita” 9 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 9 p.m. A&E “My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks” 9 p.m. ANIM “Orphan Black” 9 p.m. BBC “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 9 p.m. CNN “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN “Naked Castaway” 9 p.m. DSC “Baseball Tonight” 9 p.m.

ESPN2 “Justice With Judge Jeanine” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story” 9 p.m. HALL “Big Time Rush” 9 p.m. NICK Movie “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 9 p.m. SHOW

May 4-10, 2013

“Buying Alaska” 9 p.m. TLC “Rizzoli & Isles” 9 p.m. TNT “Mysteries at the Museum” 9 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Priceless Antiques Roadshow” 9:30 p.m. V “Shake It Up!” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Wendell & Vinnie” 9:30 p.m.

NICK “Buying Alaska” 9:30 p.m.

TLC “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m. #, + “30 Rock” 10 p.m. $ “20/20” 10 p.m. _, * “Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2013!” 10 p.m. ) “News” 10 p.m. ` “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “Midsomer Murders” 10 p.m.

V “Psych” 10 p.m. ± “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” 10 p.m. BRAVO Movie “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” 10 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.

DISN “Naked Castaway” 10 p.m.

DSC “Blinging Up Baby” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 Movie “The Blind Side” 10 p.m. FAM “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD Movie “Iron Man” 10 p.m. FX “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m.

HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “Savages” 10 p.m. MAX “Lockup Orange County” 10 p.m. MSNBC Movie “Malibu’s Most Wanted” 10 p.m. MTV “Twisted & Listed” 10 p.m.

TLC Movie “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” 10 p.m. TNT “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.

TRUTV “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10 p.m. VH1 “30 Rock” 10:30 p.m. $ “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L “Live From Daryl’s House” 10:30 p.m. Z “Dog With a Blog” 10:30 p.m.

DISN “NBA Basketball” 10:30 p.m.

ESPN2 “Preachers’ Daughters” 10:30 p.m. LIFE “Twisted & Listed” 10:30 p.m.

TLC “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^ Movie “Albino Farm” 10:45 p.m. TMC “Midsomer Murders” 10:48 p.m. V

Sunday “The Amazing Race” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. %

“The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H “Call the Midwife” 8 p.m. &, ) “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m. _, * “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8 p.m. .

“Moyers & Company” 8 p.m.

6 “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?

“Law & Order” 8 p.m. D “Bones” 8 p.m. L “Private Practice” 8 p.m. Z “Monk” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM “The Sheards” 8 p.m. BET; 9 p.m. BET “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT; 9 p.m. CMT “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 8 p.m. CNN Movie “Role Models” 8 p.m.

COM; 10 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m.

DISN “Deadliest Catch” 8 p.m. DSC Movie “Fever Pitch” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9:30 p.m. ESPN Movie “The Blind Side” 8 p.m.

FAM “Huckabee” 8 p.m. FNC “Cupcake Wars” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Iron Man 2” 8 p.m. FX; 10:30 p.m. FX “Extreme Homes” 8 p.m.

HGTV “Ax Men” 8 p.m. HIST “Lockup Tampa” 8 p.m.

MSNBC Movie “Valentine’s Day” 8 p.m. TBS; 10:30 p.m. TBS “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” 8 p.m. TLC “Food Paradise: Manliest Restaurants” 8 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m.

TRUTV “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1 “Bob’s Burgers” 8:30 p.m. ^, H “California Forever” 8:30 p.m.

V “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.

A&E Movie “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” 8:30 p.m. BBC “MLS Soccer” 8:30 p.m. CSNBA “Austin & Ally” 8:30 p.m.

DISN “Nurse Jackie” 8:30 p.m.

SHOW Movie “The Final Destination” 8:30 p.m. TNT Movie “Couples Retreat” 8:30 p.m. USA “Bar Rescue” 8:34 p.m. SPIKE “Family Guy” 9 p.m. ^, H “All-Star Celebrity Apprentice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m. &, ) “Revenge” 9 p.m. _, * “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ?

“The Closer” 9 p.m. L

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“Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 9 p.m. ± Pelicula “La Maquina Asesina” 9 p.m. ≤ “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 9 p.m. CNN “Shake It Up!” 9 p.m. DISN “Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC “Stossel” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story” 9 p.m. HALL “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.

HBO “You Live in What?” 9 p.m.

HGTV “Ax Men” 9 p.m. HIST “Army Wives” 9 p.m. LIFE “Lockup Tampa” 9 p.m.

MSNBC “Awkward.” 9 p.m. MTV Movie “Cats & Dogs” 9 p.m.

NICK “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW; 9:30 p.m. SHOW “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” 9 p.m. TLC Movie “About Cherry” 9 p.m.

TMC “Squidbillies” 9 p.m. TOON “Extreme Factories” 9 p.m.

TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.

TRUTV “I’m Married to A...” 9 p.m.

VH1 “Squidbillies” 9:15 p.m. TOON “American Dad” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” 9:30 p.m. 4 “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.

A&E “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Awkward.” 9:30 p.m. MTV “Bar Rescue” 9:39 p.m. SPIKE “omg! Insider” 10 p.m. $ “Sal y Pimienta” 10 p.m. .

“Are We There Yet?” 10 p.m.

4 “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ?

“Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2013!” 10 p.m. V “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 10 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E “Mad Men” 10 p.m. AMC “River Monsters” 10 p.m.

ANIM “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 10 p.m. CMT “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.

DISN “Deadliest Catch” 10 p.m.

DSC “Married to Jonas” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Basketball” 10 p.m.

ESPN2 “Iron Chef America: Tournament of Champions” 10 p.m. FOOD “Veep” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “Swamp People” 10 p.m. HIST “The Client List” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “For a Good Time, Call...” 10 p.m. MAX “Life After Lockup” 10 p.m.

MSNBC “The Borgias” 10 p.m. SHOW “Welcome to Myrtle Manor” 10 p.m. TLC “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.

TRUTV “I’m Married to A...” 10 p.m.

VH1

TVTIMES “Red Widow” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Arranque de Pasión” 10:15 p.m. .

Movie “Final Destination 2” 10:15 p.m. TNT “Inside Edition Weekend” 10:30 p.m. $ “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m.

A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Shake It Up!” 10:30 p.m.

DISN “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10:30 p.m. E! “VICE” 10:30 p.m. HBO “Bar Rescue” 10:44 p.m.

SPIKE “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^

Monday “How I Met Your Mother” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Rihanna 777” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m. &, ) “Dancing With the Stars” 8 p.m. _, * “2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. .

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “NOVA” 8 p.m. 6 “Oh Sit!” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Poirot” 8 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “The Last Samurai” 8 p.m. AMC “Call of the Wildman: More Live Action!” 8 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 8 p.m. BBC “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.

CNN “Overhaulin”’ 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” 8 p.m. FAM “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.

FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD “Real Time With Bill Maher” 8 p.m. HBO “Love It or List It” 8 p.m.

HGTV Movie “My Sister’s Keeper” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC Movie “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” 8 p.m. SHOW “Defiance” 8 p.m. SYFY “Untold Stories of the E.R.” 8 p.m. TLC “Bizarre Foods America” 8 p.m. TRAV “WWE Monday Night RAW” 8 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1; 9:30 p.m. VH1

HIGH DEF Movie “Wanderlust” 8:20 p.m.

MAX Movie “The Samaritan” 8:25 p.m. TMC “Futurama” 8:28 p.m. COM “Mike & Molly” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30 p.m. % “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.

A&E “Call of the Wildman: More Live Action!” 8:30 p.m.

ANIM “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 8:30 p.m. E! “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST “Teen Mom 2” 8:30 p.m. MTV “Futurama” 8:58 p.m. COM “Bones” 9 p.m. ^, H “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. &, ) “Hawaii Five-0” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .

“90210” 9 p.m. ?, L “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 9 p.m. BBC “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 9 p.m. CMT “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.

CNN “Overhaulin”’ 9 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 9 p.m. E! Movie “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” 9 p.m. FAM “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Mary and Martha” 9 p.m. HBO “Love It or List It” 9 p.m.

HGTV “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Defiance” 9 p.m. SYFY “Untold Stories of the E.R.” 9 p.m. TLC “Burger Land” 9 p.m. TRAV “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 9 p.m. VH1; 10:30 p.m.

VH1 “Mater’s Tall Tales” 9:25 p.m.

DISN “Good Luck Charlie” 9:30 p.m.

DISN “Married to Jonas” 9:30 p.m.

E! “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST “Burger Land” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Independent Lens” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. .

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Rosemary and Thyme” 10 p.m. V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E “Guntucky” 10 p.m. CMT “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN

May 4-10, 2013 “Texas Car Wars: Scrapped Out” 10 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST “Dear Mom, Love Cher” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Watch” 10 p.m.

MAX “Teen Mom 2” 10 p.m. MTV “The Big C: Hereafter” 10 p.m.

SHOW “Untold Stories of the E.R.” 10 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT “Revolution” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, * “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “South Park” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m.

E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m.

ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10:30 p.m. FOOD “Louis C.K.: Oh My God” 10:45 p.m. HBO

Tuesday “NCIS” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Splash” 8 p.m. _, * “Himalaya With Michael Palin” 8 p.m. ) “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. .

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Nature” 8 p.m. 6 “Hart of Dixie” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “NOVA” 8 p.m. V “House” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “The Italian Job” 8 p.m.

AMC; 10:31 p.m. AMC “Polar Bears: Edge of Existence” 8 p.m. ANIM “Kitchen Nightmares” 8 p.m.

BBC “Let’s Stay Together” 8 p.m.

BET Movie “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” 8 p.m. CMT “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.

CNN “Inside Amy Schumer” 8 p.m.

COM Movie “Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue” 8 p.m.

DISN “Deadliest Catch: On Deck” 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.

FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Soul Surfer” 8 p.m. FX; 10:30 p.m. FX “Flip or Flop” 8 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV

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“World’s Worst Tenants” 8 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 8 p.m.

TLC Movie “Liberal Arts” 8 p.m.

TMC “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8 p.m. VH1 “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM “Married to Jonas” 8:30 p.m.

E! Movie “Shallow Hal” 8:30 p.m.

FAM “Flip or Flop” 8:30 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.

HIST “World’s Worst Tenants” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8:30 p.m. VH1 “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H “Dancing With the Stars” 9 p.m. _, * “Himalaya With Michael Palin” 9 p.m. ) “Golden Boy” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .

“Play Again” 9 p.m. 6 “House” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Kitchen Nightmares” 9 p.m.

BBC “The Game” 9 p.m. BET “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.

CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” 9 p.m. E! “Baseball Tonight” 9 p.m.

ESPN2 “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” 9 p.m. HBO “Income Property” 9 p.m.

HGTV “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 9 p.m. LIFE “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Awkward.” 9 p.m. MTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 9 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 9 p.m.

TLC “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9 p.m.

TRAV “Hardcore Pawn” 9 p.m.

TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9 p.m. VH1 Movie “Mean Girls” 9:15 p.m.

SHOW “Mater’s Tall Tales” 9:25 p.m.

DISN “The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.

HIST “Awkward.” 9:30 p.m. MTV

TVTIMES “World’s Worst Tenants” 9:30 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Hardcore Pawn” 9:30 p.m.

TRUTV Movie “King of California” 9:40 p.m. TMC “TED Talks Education” 10 p.m. &, V “Seven Wonders of the Buddhist World” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. .

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤ “American Hoggers” 10 p.m.

A&E “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 10 p.m. CMT “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN “Backyard Oil” 10 p.m. DSC “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “American Restoration” 10 p.m. HIST “Preachers’ Daughters” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” 10 p.m.

MAX “Awkward.” 10 p.m. MTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 10 p.m. SPIKE “Who Gets the Last Laugh?”

10 p.m. TBS “The Little Couple” 10 p.m.

TLC “Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “I’m Married to A...” 10 p.m.

VH1 “Grimm” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Body of Proof” 10:01 p.m. _, * “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “American Hoggers” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Inside Amy Schumer” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Backyard Oil: Kentucy Boom” 10:30 p.m. DSC “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m.

ESPN2 “World’s Worst Tenants” 10:30 p.m. SPIKE “The Little Couple” 10:30 p.m.

TLC “American Restoration” 10:31 p.m. HIST “Making: Behind the Candelabra” 10:45 p.m. HBO

Wednesday “Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Nature” 8 p.m. &, )

HIGH-DEF TV “The Middle” 8 p.m. _, * “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. .

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “As Time Goes By” 8 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “WWE Main Event” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “Gone in Sixty Seconds” 8 p.m. AMC; 10:31 p.m. AMC “River Monsters: Unhooked” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” 8 p.m. BBC “The Game” 8 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.

CNN Movie “Ratatouille” 8 p.m.

DISN “MythBusters” 8 p.m. DSC “Blinging Up Baby” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “30 for 30” 8 p.m. ESPN2 “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.

FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Battle: Los Angeles” 8 p.m. FX; 10:30 p.m. FX Movie “Ice Age: Continental Drift” 8 p.m. HBO “Cousins on Call” 8 p.m. HGTV “American Pickers” 8 p.m.

HIST Movie “Killer Among Us” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Awkward.” 8 p.m. MTV “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 8 p.m. TLC “Sandwich Paradise 2” 8 p.m.

TRAV “Operation Repo” 8 p.m.

TRUTV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA Movie “Last Night” 8:20 p.m.

TMC “Family Tools” 8:30 p.m. _, * “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Are You Being Served?” 8:30 p.m. V “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.

A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 8:30 p.m. CMT “MLB Baseball” 8:30 p.m.

CSNBA Movie “The Princess Diaries” 8:30 p.m. FAM “Cousins on Call” 8:30 p.m.

HGTV “Awkward.” 8:30 p.m. MTV “NOVA” 9 p.m. &, ) “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _, * “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .

“Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L “Keeping Up Appearances” 9 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $

May 4-10, 2013 “Flashpoint” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM “Guntucky” 9 p.m. CMT “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.

CNN “South Park” 9 p.m. COM “MythBusters” 9 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 9 p.m. FOOD “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.

HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “The Real World” 9 p.m. MTV “Jim Rome on Showtime” 9 p.m. SHOW “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Toy Hunter” 9 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9:01 p.m. #, + “Restaging Shelter” 9:30 p.m.

6 “Last of the Summer Wine” 9:30 p.m. V “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.

A&E “Guntucky” 9:30 p.m. CMT “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM “Married to Jonas” 9:30 p.m.

E! “Veep” 9:30 p.m. HBO “Toy Hunter” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” 9:31 p.m. _, * “Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, + “Secrets of the Dead” 10 p.m. &, ) “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, * “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. .

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “William and Mary” 10 p.m.

V “Flashpoint” 10 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT “Workaholics” 10 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN “The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius” 10 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Restaurant Stakeout” 10 p.m. FOOD “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m.

HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV Movie “The Pastor’s Wife” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Dark Shadows” 10 p.m. MAX “The Real World” 10 p.m. MTV “The Borgias” 10 p.m. SHOW “My Crazy Obsession” 10 p.m.

TLC Movie “About Cherry” 10 p.m.

TMC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Hardcore Pawn” 10 p.m.

TRUTV “Psych” 10 p.m. USA “Off Pitch” 10 p.m. VH1 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z

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“Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m.

A&E “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m.

CMT “South Park” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “All Grown Up: Child Stars Today” 10:30 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m.

ESPN2 “House Hunters International” 10:30 p.m. HGTV “My Crazy Obsession” 10:30 p.m. TLC “Hardcore Pawn” 10:30 p.m.

TRUTV “The Exes” 10:30 p.m. TVLND “Model Employee” 10:30 p.m.

VH1

Thursday “The Big Bang Theory” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “Community” 8 p.m. #, + “Wipeout” 8 p.m. _, * “Seven Wonders of the Buddhist World” 8 p.m. ) “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. .

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City” 8 p.m. V “White Collar” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E “Small Town Security” 8 p.m.

AMC “North Woods Law” 8 p.m.

ANIM “Orphan Black” 8 p.m. BBC Movie “Mrs. Doubtfire” 8 p.m.

CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.

CNN “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 8 p.m.

DISN “Buying Alaska” 8 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2; 9 p.m. ESPN2; 10 p.m.

ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.

FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Chernobyl Diaries” 8 p.m. HBO “Income Property” 8 p.m.

HGTV “Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST Movie “Unfaithful” 8 p.m. LIFE Movie “Deep Impact” 8 p.m.

MAX “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Ridiculousness” 8 p.m. MTV “Big Time Rush” 8 p.m. NICK “iMPACT Wrestling” 8 p.m.

SPIKE “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS “Casino Confidential” 8 p.m.

TLC; 8:30 p.m. TLC Movie “Blues Brothers 2000” 8 p.m. TMC “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT

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“Mysteries at the Museum” 8 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m.

TRUTV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “Person of Interest” 8:01 p.m. `; 9:01 p.m. % “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Small Town Security” 8:30 p.m. AMC “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM “Dog With a Blog” 8:30 p.m.

DISN “Buying Alaska” 8:30 p.m.

DSC “All Grown Up: Child Stars Today” 8:30 p.m. E! Movie “Enchanted” 8:30 p.m.

FAM “Ridiculousness” 8:30 p.m.

MTV “Wendell & Vinnie” 8:30 p.m.

NICK “The Office” 8:31 p.m. #, + “Glee” 9 p.m. ^, H “The Office” 9 p.m. #, + “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _, * “The Buddha” 9 p.m. ) “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .

“Beauty and the Beast” 9 p.m. ?, L “How the Beatles Rocked the Kremlin” 9 p.m. V “White Collar” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E “Small Town Security” 9 p.m.

AMC “Top Gear” 9 p.m. BBC; 10 p.m. BBC “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.

CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN “Buying Alaska” 9 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous” 9 p.m. MTV Movie “Bulletproof Monk” 9 p.m. SHOW “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9 p.m. TLC “Castle” 9 p.m. TNT “Monumental Mysteries” 9 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.

TRUTV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Elementary” 9:01 p.m. `; 10:01 p.m. % “Small Town Security” 9:30 p.m. AMC “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m.

DISN “Buying Alaska” 9:30 p.m.

DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 9:30 p.m. E! “Anger Management” 9:30 p.m. FX “Game of Thrones” 9:30 p.m.

HBO “Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m.

HGTV

“America’s Worst Tattoos” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. .

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “American Masters” 10 p.m.

V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “The Killer Speaks” 10 p.m.

A&E “Small Town Security” 10 p.m.

AMC “Wild Serengeti” 10 p.m.

ANIM “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. COM “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN “Buying Alaska” 10 p.m. DSC “Nick Cannon’s Big Surprise” 10 p.m. E! “Giving You the Business” 10 p.m. FOOD “Two and a Half Men” 10 p.m.

FX “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “Chasing Tail” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “Tower Heist” 10 p.m.

MAX Movie “Hunt to Kill” 10 p.m.

SPIKE “Men at Work” 10 p.m. TBS “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10 p.m. TLC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Top 20 Most Shocking” 10 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10 p.m. VH1 “Hannibal” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Scandal” 10:02 p.m. _, * Movie “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” 10:05 p.m. TMC “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Small Town Security” 10:30 p.m. AMC “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Buying Alaska” 10:30 p.m.

DSC “Two and a Half Men” 10:30 p.m. FX “Veep” 10:30 p.m. HBO “The Client List” 10:30 p.m.

LIFE “Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous” 10:30 p.m. MTV “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10:30 p.m. TLC “Chasing Tail” 10:31 p.m.

HIST

Friday “Undercover Boss” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Fashion Star” 8 p.m. #, + “NOVA” 8 p.m. & “Shark Tank” 8 p.m. _, * “Vegas” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. .

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Inside E Street” 8 p.m. 6 “Nikita” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Death in Paradise” 8 p.m. V “Monk” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 8 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E

May 4-10, 2013 Movie “I Am Legend” 8 p.m.

AMC; 10 p.m. AMC “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “Rob Roy” 8 p.m. BBC “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Fareed Zakaria GPS” 8 p.m.

CNN Movie “The Incredibles” 8 p.m. DISN “Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded” 8 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 8 p.m. E! “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.

FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Soul Surfer” 8 p.m. FX Movie “Lake Effects” 8 p.m.

HALL Movie “Hall Pass” 8 p.m. HBO “You Live in What?” 8 p.m.

HGTV “Lockup Tampa” 8 p.m.

MSNBC “Ridiculousness” 8 p.m. MTV Movie “The School of Rock” 8 p.m. SHOW Movie “Walking Tall” 8 p.m.

SPIKE “WWE Friday Night SmackDown!” 8 p.m. SYFY “Four Weddings: Unveiled” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “My Week With Marilyn” 8 p.m. TMC Movie “Gran Torino” 8 p.m.

TNT “The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “Tosh.0” 8:28 p.m. COM “Check, Please! Bay Area” 8:30 p.m. ) “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 8:30 p.m. E! Movie “Twilight” 8:30 p.m.

FAM “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Ridiculousness” 8:30 p.m.

MTV “Inside Amy Schumer” 8:58 p.m. COM “Touch” 9 p.m. ^, H “Dateline NBC” 9 p.m. #, + Movie “Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings” 9 p.m. &, ) “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, * “Blue Bloods” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. .

“My Generation” 9 p.m. 6 “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L “Hetty Wainthropp Investigates” 9 p.m. V “Monk” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 9 p.m. ± “Manhunt: The Search for bin Laden” 9 p.m. CNN “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 10 p.m. ESPN “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD “Lockup” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Ridiculousness” 9 p.m. MTV Movie “Rush Hour 3” 9 p.m.

TBS “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9 p.m. TLC

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“Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.

TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA Movie “American Reunion” 9:05 p.m. MAX “Workaholics” 9:29 p.m. COM “Just Seen It” 9:30 p.m. 6 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “Flea Market Flip” 9:30 p.m.

HGTV “Ridiculousness” 9:30 p.m.

MTV “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9:30 p.m. TLC Movie “Blue Valentine” 9:40 p.m. TMC “Fast & Furious 6: HBO First Look” 9:45 p.m. HBO “Tosh.0” 9:59 p.m. COM Movie “One Voice” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. .

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes” 10 p.m. V “Cold Case” 10 p.m. ± “Swamp’d!” 10 p.m. ANIM “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT “Giants Postgame” 10 p.m.

CSNBA “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.

DISN “Wild West Alaska” 10 p.m.

DSC “Fashion Police” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m.

FOOD “Real Time With Bill Maher” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters” 10 p.m.

HGTV “Lockup Tampa” 10 p.m.

MSNBC “Bob Saget: That’s What I’m Talkin’ About” 10 p.m.

SHOW Movie “The Punisher” 10 p.m.

SPIKE “I Found the Gown” 10 p.m.

TLC “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.

TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “Best Week Ever” 10 p.m.

VH1 “Rock Center With Brian Williams” 10:01 p.m. #, + “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Need to Know” 10:30 p.m. & “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Swamp’d!” 10:30 p.m. ANIM “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m.

CMT “The Comedy Central Roast” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Baseball Tonight” 10:30 p.m.

ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10:30 p.m.

FOOD Movie “Easy A” 10:30 p.m. FX “I Found the Gown” 10:30 p.m. TLC Movie “The Sum of All Fears” 10:30 p.m. TNT “The Jenny McCarthy Show” 10:30 p.m. VH1

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Bay Area Sports

Saturday

May 4-10

6 a.m.

GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Third Round.

From Tianjin, China. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

6:30 a.m.

ESPN2 (:55) English Premier League Soccer Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Southampton FC. From White Hart Lane in London, England. (Live)

8:30 a.m.

F WWE Saturday Morning Slam The Prime Time Players attempt to make Saturday Morning Slam their own. (CC)

9 a.m.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying.

From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD) (Live)

9:30 a.m. # + NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Washington Capitals. Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 2. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (HD) (Live) (CC)

May 4-10, 2013

MLB

Oakland: New York Yankees.

10 a.m. Saturday CSNC (HD) (Live), repeats 10 p.m. CSNC; 10 a.m. Sunday CSNCA (Live) (HD); Cleveland Indians. 4 p.m.

Monday CSNCA (Live) (HD); 4 p.m. Tuesday CSNCA (Live) (HD);4 p.m. Wednesday CSNCA (Live) (HD); Seattle Mariners. 7 p.m. Friday CSNCA (Live) (HD); 6 p.m. May 11 CSNCA (Live) (HD) San Francisco: Los Angeles Dodgers. 6 p.m. Saturday CSNBA (HD) (Live), repeats 12:30 a.m. Sunday CSNBA; 5 p.m.

Sunday ESPN (Live) (HD) (CC), repeats 12:30 a.m. ESPN2; Philadelphia Phillies. CSNBA 7 p.m. Monday (Live) (HD); 7 p.m. Tuesday (Live) (HD); 12:30

p.m. Wednesday p.m. Tuesday (Live) (HD); Atlanta Braves. 7 p.m. Thursday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. May 11 CSNBA (Live) (HD)

MLS

San Jose: CSNBA MLS Soccer Montreal. 12:30 p.m. Saturday CSNBA (HD) (Live); Toronto. 7:30 p.m. Wednesday CSNCA (Live) (HD); Seattle. 1 p.m. May 11 CSNCA (Live) (HD)

NHL

San Jose: Vancouver Canucks. Game 4. 7 p.m. Tuesday CSNCA (Live) (HD); Game 5 (If necessary) 7 p.m. Thursday.

Channel to be announced. (Live) (HD)

10 a.m.

ESPN2 College Baseball Florida at LSU. (HD) (Live) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.

From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live)

10:30 a.m.

L WWE Saturday Morning Slam The Prime Time Players attempt to make Saturday Morning Slam their own. (CC)

11 a.m. ^ Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and high-school talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom. (CC) % ` PGA Tour 2013: Seven Days Fans get a glimpse of the unique personalities of some of the game’s biggest stars and how they handle their lives, both on the road and at home.

(HD) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

11:30 a.m. ^ EA Sports Game Time America’s top pro athletes interact with young fans and upcoming athletes. (CC)

Noon ^ H MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories. (CC) % ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (HD) (Live) GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Third Round.

From Williamsburg, Va. (HD) (Live)

1 p.m. ^ H MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Los Angeles Angels

of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC) # + 139th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (HD) (Live) (CC) CSNBA MLS Soccer Montreal Impact at San Jose Earthquakes. From Buck Shaw Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. (HD) (Live) NBCSP MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Columbus Crew.

From Crew Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. (HD) (Live)

1:30 p.m.

TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

2:30 p.m. . (:55) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Club América vs Tigres U.A.N.L. Desde el Estadio Azteca en la Ciudad de México, México. (HD) (En Vivo) ? WWE Saturday Morning Slam The Prime Time Players attempt to make Saturday Morning Slam their own. (CC)

3 p.m.

ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals, Qualifying.

From Commerce, Ga. (Sameday Tape) (HD) (CC)

3:30 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

4 p.m.

CNBC NHL Hockey Toronto Maple Leafs at Boston Bruins.

Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 2. From TD Garden in Boston. (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying.

From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

(CC)

4:30 p.m.

ESPN College Softball Tennessee at Missouri. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at Detroit Red Wings.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. (HD) (Live)

5 p.m. : Horse Racing

6:30 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.

From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. From Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas. (HD) (Live) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

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Round: Teams TBA. (Left in Progress) (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

1:30 a.m.

L The Tim McCarver Show Two of the “Epic Four” great bull riders of our era, Shane Proctor and J.B. Mauney. (CC)

5 a.m.

SPEED MotoGP Racing World Championship: Spanish Grand Prix. From Circuito de Jerez, Jerez de la Frontera. (HD) (Live)

Sunday 6 a.m.

GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Final Round.

From Tianjin, China. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

8 a.m.

CSNC Yachting America’s Cup, World Series. From Naples, Italy.

NBCSP IndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (HD) (Live)

9 a.m. ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (HD) (Live) (CC) # + NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Islanders. From the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC) . República Deportiva (HD) SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. From Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas.

9:30 a.m. _ * NBA Countdown (Live) . (:55) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Deportivo Toluca FC vs San Luis FC. Desde el Estadio Nemesio Diez en Toluca, Estado de México, México. (HD) (En Vivo)

10 a.m.

9 p.m.

% ` Supercross: Changing of the Guard Highlights of the 2013 Supercross season. (HD) (CC) _ * NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN College Softball Texas at Oklahoma State. (HD) (Live) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live)

R Guerreros Hispanos NBCSP IndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300, Qualifying.

From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Sameday Tape) (HD)

TBS MLB Baseball New York Mets at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (HD) (Live) (CC)

10:30 p.m.

Noon

7 p.m.

CSNC MLL Lacrosse Hamilton Nationals at Boston Cannons.

(Same-day Tape) (HD) NBCSP NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live)

8 p.m.

R Antesala Deportiva

^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe Fonzi. (HD) (CC) ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)

11:30 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (HD)

10:30 a.m.

# + NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Minnesota Wild.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

(HD) (Live) (CC) % ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club

Midnight TNT NBA Basketball First

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Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live) (CC) . República Deportiva (HD) ESPN College Softball LSU at Georgia. (HD) (Live) GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Final Round.

From Williamsburg, Va. (HD) (Live)

12:30 p.m. _ * NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

2 p.m.

D EA Sports Game Time America’s top pro athletes interact with young fans and upcoming athletes.

J Fútbol Salvadoreño Primera División Alianza FC vs CD Atlético Marte. Desde el Monumental Estadio Cuscatlán en San Salvador, El Salvador. (Grabado) SPEED MotoGP Racing Moto2: Spanish Grand Prix. From Circuito de Jerez, Jerez de la Frontera. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

3 p.m. % * The American Athlete NFL player Marcus Allen; Jeff Gordon; Willie Mays. (CC) SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. From Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.

Quarterfinal, game 3. From the HP Pavilion at San Jose, Calif.

(HD) (Live)

8 p.m.

ESPN2 MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at Los Angeles Galaxy.

From the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. (Live)

8:30 p.m.

CSNBA MLS Soccer Montreal Impact at San Jose Earthquakes. From Buck Shaw Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. (HD)

10 p.m.

ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: Latvia vs. United States. From Helsinki, Finland. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

11:30 p.m.

4 p.m.

12:30 a.m.

5 p.m. : Horse Racing ESPN MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

6:30 p.m. + America’s Cup Discovered GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (HD)

7 p.m.

CSNC NBCSP NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at San Jose Sharks. Western Conference

11 a.m.

SPEED MotoGP Racing World Championship: Spanish Grand Prix. From Circuito de Jerez, Jerez de la Frontera. (HD)

4 p.m.

11:30 a.m.

CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD) (Live) ESPN MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds.

From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati. (HD) (Live) (CC)

ESPN2 English Premier League Soccer Manchester City FC vs West Bromwich Albion FC. From Etihad Stadium in Manchester, England. (Live)

4:30 p.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at New York Rangers. Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) (Live) : Horse Racing CNBC NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at Detroit Red Wings.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. (Live) TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

R DeporTV América CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at New York Yankees.

From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (HD)

ESPN NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

3:30 a.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

tera. (HD)

CSNBA MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Columbus Crew.

From Crew Stadium in Columbus, Ohio.

5 p.m.

11 p.m.

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3 p.m.

^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe Fonzi. (HD) (CC)

* The Tim McCarver Show Two of the “Epic Four” great bull riders of our era, Shane Proctor and J.B. Mauney. (CC) CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Sportsman Series. From Baytown, Texas. (Taped) (HD) (CC) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape) (HD) NBCSP NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Ottawa Senators.

Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From Scotiabank Place in Kanata, Ont. (HD) (Live)

played. (CC)

10:30 p.m.

% Game Day Weekend sports wrap-up. * (:35) Sports Extra GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (HD)

3:30 p.m.

May 4-10, 2013

Noon CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD)

2 p.m.

CSNBA Poker National HeadsUp Poker Tour: Championship Match 1.

3 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

4 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live)

CNBC NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Ottawa Senators.

Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From Scotiabank Place in Kanata, Ont. (Live) CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Islanders. From the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, N.Y. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m.

5 p.m.

7 p.m.

TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

10 p.m.

6:30 p.m.

Monday

NBCSP IndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (HD)

8 a.m.

11 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (HD)

R Deporte Caliente

NBCSP NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Minnesota Wild.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

(HD) (Live)

Midnight

7 p.m.

ESPN MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds.

From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati. (HD) (CC)

CNBC NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at San Jose Sharks.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From the HP Pavilion at San Jose, Calif. (Live) CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) CSNC NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at San Jose Sharks.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From the HP Pavilion at San Jose, Calif. (HD) (Live)

9 a.m.

SPEED ARCA RE/MAX Series Racing Talladega. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama.

(HD)

9:30 a.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (HD)

11:30 a.m.

ESPN2 (:55) English Premier League Soccer Sunderland AFC vs Stoke City FC. From Stadium of Light in Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, England. (Live)

Noon CSNC NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at San Jose Sharks.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 3. From the HP Pavilion at San Jose, Calif. (HD)

2 p.m.

CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is

12:30 a.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

3:30 a.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

Tuesday

7:30 p.m.

9 a.m.

TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

SPEED MotoGP Racing Moto3: Spanish Grand Prix. From Circuito de Jerez, Jerez de la Frontera. (HD)

9 p.m.

6 Play Again (HD)

10 a.m.

10:30 p.m.

NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: Russia vs. United States. From Helsinki, Finland. (Live) SPEED MotoGP Racing Moto2: Spanish Grand Prix. From Circuito de Jerez, Jerez de la Fron-

NBCSP Running Paris Marathon. (HD)

11 p.m.

R Deporte Caliente

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CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

1 a.m.

1 a.m.

1 a.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Second Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD)

CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD)

CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)

3:30 a.m.

3:30 a.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

Thursday 10 a.m.

Wednesday 10 a.m.

NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: United States vs. Finland. From Helsinki, Finland. (Live)

11 a.m.

CSNC NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at San Jose Sharks.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From the HP Pavilion at San Jose, Calif. (HD)

12:30 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live)

4 p.m.

CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD) (Live) ESPN MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (HD) (Live) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

4:30 p.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at New York Rangers. Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, game 4. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) (Live)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, First Round.

From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live)

Noon CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (HD) SPEED NASCAR Racing K&N Pro Series: Richmond. From Richmond International Raceway, Va. (Taped)

Midnight ESPN MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (HD) (CC)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Second Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m.

ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

8 p.m.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showtime Southern 500, Final Practice. From Darlington Raceway, South Carolina. (HD)

2 p.m.

11 p.m.

6 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, First Round.

From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD)

7 p.m.

CSNC MLS Soccer Toronto FC at San Jose Earthquakes. From Buck Shaw Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. (Taped) (HD)

R Deporte Caliente

10 a.m.

10 p.m.

8:30 p.m.

11 p.m.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showtime Southern 500, Practice. From Darlington Raceway, South Carolina. (HD) (Live)

ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Darlington 200, Qualifying. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (HD) (Live)

ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) SPEED ARCA RE/MAX Series Racing Talladega. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama.

(HD)

ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

NBCSP Rugby World Cup Sevens (Taped)

8:30 a.m.

5 p.m.

CSNC MLS Soccer Toronto FC at San Jose Earthquakes. From Buck Shaw Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. (HD) (Live)

10 p.m.

Friday

11 a.m.

7:30 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain, Practice.

From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live)

CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners.

From Safeco Field in Seattle.

(HD) (Live) ESPN2 Boxing Friday Night Fights. Vernon Paris vs. Manuel Perez. From Detroit. (HD) (Live) (CC) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showtime Southern 500, Final Practice. From Darlington Raceway, South Carolina. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m.

7 p.m.

5 a.m.

7 p.m.

CSNC High School Wrestling NHSCA National Championships.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

NBCSP NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Anaheim Ducks.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, game 5. (If necessary).

(HD) (Live)

6:30 p.m.

3 a.m.

NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

4:30 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. From Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.

TNT NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

ESPN2 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)

8 p.m.

10 p.m.

CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)

11 p.m.

R Deporte Caliente

Midnight ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.

12:30 p.m.

9 p.m.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showtime Southern 500, Qualifying. From Darlington Raceway, South Carolina. (HD) NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain, Practice.

From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD)

CSNBA Poker National HeadsUp Poker Tour: Championship Match 1.

CSNC MLS Soccer Toronto FC at San Jose Earthquakes. From Buck Shaw Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. (HD) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Showtime Southern 500, Qualifying. From Darlington Raceway, South Carolina. (HD) (Live)

ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)

3 p.m.

12:30 a.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

CSNBA MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (HD)

4 p.m.

1 a.m.

CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)

CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)

4:30 p.m.

ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

5 p.m. : Horse Racing CSNC Yachting America’s Cup, World Series. From Naples, Italy.

ESPN NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

R Deporte Caliente ESPN2 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC) SHOW Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

Midnight

2 a.m.

ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (HD) NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: United States vs. France. From Helsinki, Finland. (HD) (Live)

4:30 a.m.

ESPN2 English Premier League Soccer Aston Villa FC vs Chelsea FC. From Villa Park in Birmingham, West Midlands, England. (Live)

5 a.m.

NBCSP Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain, Qualifying.

From Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live)

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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz are ecstatic to learn that a scifi actress is aboard their train.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) # + Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider Actor Jeremy Miller. (N) (CC) (HD) % Eye on the Bay Liam Mayclem, Roberta Gonzales, and more raise awareness. (HD) _ Jeopardy! (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) ThePianoGuys: Live at Red Butte Garden Cellist Steven Sharp and pianist Jon Schmidt perform. (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Person of Interest Reese asks Detectives Carter and Fusco for help finding Finch, who was kidnapped by his nemesis. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? Cold Case The friend of a murdered factory worker begs Lilly to investigate the 1943 killing. (CC) (TVPG) D Movie “Daddy Day Care” (2003, PG) Eddie Murphy.

(2:00) H Two and a Half Men Charlie’s accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts’ dog. (CC) (TV14) V The Lawrence Welk Show Songs include “Yankee Doodle Dandy,” “You’re a Grand Old Flag” and “Glow Worm.” (TVG) ¨ Travelscope Winter in New Brunswick, Canada’s bilingual province. (CC) (TVG) ± House The team treats an ailing groom; House, Chase and Foreman visit a karaoke bar. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel Dylan begins his new job; Emma and Norman make a shocking discovery. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Married to Medicine Toya reveals a secret about Mariah; Mariah shows up late to a party. (TV14) DSC Dual Survival Joe and Cody brave shark-infested waters and tropical storms while marooned on an island in Fiji.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guests Katie Lowes and Willa Holland. (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A man hopes to sell a coin from the 1800’s; the boys head out to see an old hand-crank corn-shucker.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Fairly OddParents Crocker seeks out a new source of magic from Timmy’s house. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Hardcover Mysteries At the trial of Mary Meyer’s murder, Mary’s diary reveals details of an affair with President Kennedy that lead to conspiracy theories and the partial basis of Baldacci’s book, “Absolute Power.” (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a

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mixer; Leonard discovers that Penny believes in psychics.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cracking under the pressure of jail life; a pregnant woman is in the middle of a jailhouse brawl. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Wipeout The contestants face a baby food buffet and the Sushi Bar. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND (7:27) The Golden Girls Dorothy falls in love with a married man. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS An amnesiac digs herself out of a grave and remembers that a bomb is hidden on a ship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny’s home business turns into a nightmare. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ * Inside Edition Weekend (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy A couple fights over a lease and engagement ring; a man is sued. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVG) 4 Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Will throws Sasha out after finding out about her kissing Troy; Joaquin blackmails Brianna. (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie is not chosen to be Jake’s guardian. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars A Christmas dinner menu from Alcatraz; a bomber jacket worn by a member of The Hell Hawks. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Monsters vs. Aliens (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a stateof-the-art security system. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H Cops (Season Finale) Police help detain a suspect and stop a woman from soliciting; a woman accuses a friend of assault. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TVPG) # + Smash An event bonds “Bombshell” and “Hit List.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC) % Person of Interest Reese asks Detectives Carter and Fusco for help finding Finch, who was kidnapped by his nemesis. (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Bet on Your Baby A baby participates in a dance challenge; parents guess how many times their child will spin around. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` 48 Hours A woman works to get justice for her murdered father. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice Brennan returns and kidnaps Nate; Michael contends with Paxson’s investigation. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Bones Brennan and the team realize the Gormogon serial killer has struck again. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Antiques Roadshow A 19thcentury blockade rifle; 1884 Currier & Ives print; Pennsylvania folk-art whirligig. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TVG) ± House A woman arrives at the ER with an unexplained illness and no recollection of her identity. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel Norma has suspicions about certain town residents. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Married to Medicine The aftermath of Mariah and Toya’s fight at the party spreads throughout the medical community. (TV14) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford struggles to survive for 60 days on a remote Fijian Island. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars Handcuffs and leg shackles once owned

by Harry Houdini; 1999 Vince Lombardi Super Bowl Trophy.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward has trouble recalling his happiest memory; SpongeBob and Sandy must defeat a Jellien lord. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Raising Whitley Actress Kym Whitley is made the guardian of a baby boy, getting help from her close friends.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter Cathy plans a party for Adam’s sixteenth birthday; Paul gets a new assistant; Andrea has trouble fitting in. (CC) (TVMA) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon tries to figure out the answer to a physics problem. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Buying Alaska Robert and Kristen Lamb are looking for a cabin right on Kachemak Bay. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Wipeout Obstacles include Flipsy Daisy and Big Balls. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose makes a fatal mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS Gibbs’ partner, agent Fornell, is accused of aiding the Mafia. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

8:30 p.m. ) California Forever (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Desert Speaks The market at Puerto Ayora in Santa Cruz; Darwin Research Station. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars An autographed photo of Babe Ruth; collection of prosthetic eye-

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balls; Evel Knievel pinball machine. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally destroy Sandy’s air supply; SpongeBob wants a karate belt. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Raising Whitley Kym and Caroline Rhea resolve not to seek nannies on Craigslist; Kym takes her son for his first haircut. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard must choose who to bring with him when he goes to see the Large Hadron Collider.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Buying Alaska Scott and Kelly are Alaskans looking for a place on the Kenai River. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will. (CC) (TVPG)

9 p.m. ^ H The Following Ryan tries to stop Joe Carroll from achieving his goal. (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) # + The Voice The best moments of the season; the top 16’s journey; previously unseen footage of the coaches. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % 48 Hours A woman works to get justice for her murdered father. (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * 20/20 (N) (CC) (HD) ` 48 Hours A chef whose wife had gone missing jumps off a cliff. (N) (CC) (HD) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (CC) (TVG) ? L The Closer The squad searches for a young girl who has been abducted; Sgt. Gabriel jeopardizes the case and his career by taking matters into his own hands. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Movie “Wild Hogs” (2007, PG-13) Tim Allen. (2:00) V Antiques Roadshow (HD) (Part 1 of 2) ¨ Journeys in India New Delhi, the capital of India, features modern skyscrapers and ancient monuments; tomb of Humayun. (CC) (TVG) ± House The team helps out at the scene of an emergency.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel Norma receives some much-needed help, while Norman desperately awaits his mother’s return home. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Married to Medicine The fallout from the brawl continues; Quad invites both Mariah and Toya to her puppy soiree. (TV14) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford attempts to survive on an uninhabited Fijian island for 60 days. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A necklace once owned by Elvis Presley; Matchbox car collection; German Pickelhauben helmets.

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NICK Big Time Rush The boys try to stop the invasion of a British boy band; the boys hire a music manager. (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life Two sisters want to repair their relationships with their mother. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Buying Alaska Andy and Carolyn are avid dogsledders from New Jersey who are looking for an Alaskan home. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TNT Rizzoli & Isles Jane and Maura must piece together clues when the bodies of young women are found. (CC) (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS A teen holds his schoolmates hostage with a bomb. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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4 Swirl TV (CC) V Priceless Antiques Roadshow Ceramics specialist Will Farmer; bizarre items. (CC) (HD) ¨ 13 Wonders of Spain Roman ampitheater, circ, temple, bridge, and monuments. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars 19th century professional gambling set; Snoop Dogg doll; the guys have a back room poker game. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Vinnie wants to teach Wendell to love baseball. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Buying Alaska Dan Miotke is looking for a cheap property in Alaska that he can fix up into his own man cabin. (CC) (HD) (TVG)

10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + Saturday Night Live Host Jennifer Lawrence; The Lumineers perform. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Kenneth objects when Kabletown decides to stop paying for live TGS shows.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) % 48 Hours A chef whose wife had gone missing jumps off a cliff. (N) (CC) (HD) _ * 20/20 (N) (CC) (HD) ) Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2013! Ed Slott offers a step-by-step plan for retirement. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` News (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia With the gang’s help, Charlie stages a rock opera based on his song “Nightman.” (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? Movie “Courage Under Fire” (1996, R) Denzel Washington. (2:00) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V Midsomer Murders The leader of a reading club is

found battered to death. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas Florida dolphins show signs of immunesystem dysfunction. (CC) (TVG) ± Psych Santa Barbara police hire a psychic detective. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Bates Motel Dylan asks Norman to move in with him; Norma gives Emma a warning.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Never-before-seen footage, including Phaedra’s pet funerals. (HD) (TV14) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford attempts to survive on an uninhabited Fijian island for 60 days. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TV14) E! Blinging Up Baby Lives of celebrity moms and their children. (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged; Jon proves himself; Robb is betrayed; Tyrion learns the cost of weddings.

(CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Pawn Stars Fabric from William Henry Harrison’s presidential campaign; arcade claw machine; Cuban cigars. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Kym decides to start dating again, broadening her horizons to include other ethnicities. (HD) (TVPG) TLC Twisted & Listed (Series Premiere) Theresa can’t seem to understand why there aren’t prospective buyers for a charming home. (N) (CC) (HD) TRUTV World’s Dumbest...

Thrills, chills and spills by would-be daredevils. (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS The team investigates the death of a missing lance corporal. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

10:30 p.m. $ 30 Rock Angie brings “Queen of Jordan” back to “TGS”; Jack must confront his feelings for Diana. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods; Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) L The Office Andy tries to fulfill Jim’s emotional needs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V (10:48) Midsomer Murders The leader of a reading club is found battered to death. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas Scientists identify microorganisms on coral reefs and link a coral disease to a human pathogen.

(CC) (TVG) HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars Gen. George S. Patton photo album; autographed Willie Shoemaker boots; bulletproof vest. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Mark asks Olivia to lead an outing for troubled teens; Ken and

May 4-10, 2013 Taylor visit a Christian college.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya goes on her first date with a fireman. (HD) (TVPG) TLC Twisted & Listed Theresa helps a friend list her home; a farm has 17 alpacas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11 p.m. ^ H Hell’s Kitchen Ramsay uses a slot machine to determine ingredients for the contestants’ dishes. (CC) (PA Part 1 of 2) (TV14) # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva, Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann Notarangelo. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) * News 10 at 11:00 With Nick Monacelli. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) + (11:29) Saturday Night Live Host Zach Galifianakis; Of Monsters and Men performs.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ` News (HD) 4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time Responding to Bay Area viewers’ requests for a late night hosted horror movie. (TVMA) D The Big Bang Theory Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbor. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Rules of Engagement Jeff tries to find time alone after Audrey’s girls’ night out is canceled. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Out of Ireland (TVG) ± Psych Shawn and Gus investigate the death of the Spellmaster. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) Bates Motel The Bates Motel welcomes its first guest; Norman learns that popular girls can be complicated.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (HD) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford attempts to survive on an uninhabited Fijian island for 60 days. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) (TVPG) HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars A 1967 Rokon Trailbreaker; a rare 1715 Escudo Spanish gold coin. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Actress Kym Whitley is made the guardian of a baby boy, getting help from her close friends.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW Gigolos Bradley seeks help from the others when he is challenged to surpass a client’s wildest fantasies; Ash and Brace attend a yoga session. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) STARZ (11:05) Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off. (CC) (TVMA) TBS Men at Work Milo decides to break it off with Molly; Tyler

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and Gibbs disagree with the owner of a restaurant. (HD) (TV14) TLC Buying Alaska Robert and Kristen Lamb are looking for a cabin right on Kachemak Bay. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking Memorable bad days at work; a rodeo rider gets bruised up; a clerk fights an armed robber.

(HD) (TV14) USA Suits Harvey must protect Pearson Hardman from a rival firm; Louis and Mike pay the price. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

11:30 p.m. # Saturday Night Live Host Zach Galifianakis; Of Monsters and Men performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Say No to Botox! Joan Lunden and other celebrities share their secrets for younger-looking skin in just 30 days! % (11:35) Two and a Half Men Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Imagemakers Chicken Heads (USA, Palestine), Bunny (USA). (CC) (HD) (TVPG) * (11:35) Castle A sexy insurance investigator helps out when a valuable sculpture is stolen and someone is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD) L Rules of Engagement At a party, Jeff spends the night trying to avoid learning the score of a hockey game. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ InnerVIEWS With Ernie Manouse Author Charlaine Harris. (CC) (TVG) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars Corey gets in trouble for buying a 1984 Chris-Craft boat without testing it first. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE (11:31) Prank My Mom A mother is mistaken for a prostitute; photos of one mother’s feet are posted on the Internet.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Raising Whitley Kym and Caroline Rhea resolve not to seek nannies on Craigslist; Kym takes her son for his first haircut. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW The Borgias The purged Cardinals are stripped of their titles and wealth; King Ferdinand refuses to accept Giovanni; Cesare considers an alliance with the old enemy; Alexander sticks to his plan; Lucrezia is abandoned on her wedding night. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TBS Who Gets the Last Laugh? Aries Spears puts a locksmith in lockdown; Natasha Leggero gives gas station customers a hard time. (HD) TLC Buying Alaska Scott and Kelly are Alaskans looking for a place on the Kenai River. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TVLND (11:36) The King of Queens Doug hides his losing trip to Atlantic City from Carrie.

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MuscleCar Bar Rescue (TVPG) SPIKE Paint Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Defrosting Cook Safe Defiance (HD) Catwoman (PG-13, ‘04) › (Halle Berry) (CC) SYFY Keurig Men-Work In Good Company (PG-13) ››› (HD) MLB Baseball: Mets at Braves TBS Friends Friends Friends Laugh The Millionairess (NR) ››› The Producers (NR, ‘68) ››› TCM Roxie Hart (5:30) ›› God’s Little Acre (PG) ››› (Robert Ryan) Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes TLC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dr. Fred Price TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Sahara (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD) NinjaGo Lantern Teen Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry TOON Looney Looney Dragons Johnny T Beyblade Pokémon Ben 10 Monumental Mysteries-Museum Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods No Reservation TRAV Off Limits (CC) Sonic Duo Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14) TRUTV Defrosting Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WEN Hair Sexiest Cosby The Cosby Show Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland TVLAND Cosby USA Defrosting Paid Prog. Cook Safe Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen Psych (HD) (TVPG) Psych (HD) (TVPG) Ocean’s Thirteen, ‘07 Jump Start (TVPG) Top 20 Count.

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Love, Hip Hop Saturday Night Live VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) Videos MLB Baseball WGN-A Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Glory Road (PG, ‘06) ››› (Josh Lucas) (CC) Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Sofia Phineas Phineas Good Jessie Dog Shake It DISN Octonauts Mickey Back to the Future (PG, ‘85) ››› Magical Legend Magical ENC The Fog (6:15) (PG-13, ‘05) ›› The Day After Tomorrow, ‘04 (HD) Apol Elephants Ice Age: Cont. Drift HBO The Union Taxi (6:20), ‘04 › (HD) Spawn (7:50), ‘97 (HD) Tower Heist ›› (HD) Savages (11:15) ›› MAX Looney Tunes: Back in Action (6:15) ›› The Iron Lady (9:45) ›› (HD) Spy Kids SHOW Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The King’s Speech (7:45) (R) (HD) Click (9:40) (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (CC) Da Vinci’s STARZ Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Looper (7:40) (R, ‘12) ››› (CC) Bio-Dome (PG-13) › TMC Accidents The Fighting Temptations (6:40) (PG-13) ›› Daydream Nation (8:45) (R) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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News News Inside McL’ghlin This Wk. Check Moyers & Company ) Great Performances Hoosiers (PG, ‘86) ››› (CC) (HD) Athlete McCarver This Week News ABC News * Basketball NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) House Justin On Money Matthews News NBC News + NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Minnesota Wild. (N) (CC) House Paid Prog. Joint Help Jdg Judy News CBS News ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC) Para Volver a Amar Fábrica de Risas Julio Iglesias Nueva Vida (N) . República Deportiva Al Punto (N) Pain Paid Prog. Total Gym Paid Prog. Pretty Edgemont Edgemont Traveler Paid Prog. Jim Scrubs 4 Hose Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc Taiwan : Nima TV (TVPG) Movies ? Real Life Wild Am. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Girl, Interrupted (R, ‘99) ›› (Winona Ryder) Insider @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal In Focus Mormon Tomorrow Journal Euromaxx Total Gym Green Home.

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Swordfish (R, ‘01) ›› (John Travolta) Seinfeld News H NASCAR Racing Chuper Fútbol Salvadoreño Primera División Estudio 2 A que No Puedes J Fabrica de Fabrica de Chuper Paid Prog. Anderson Paid Prog. Facelift? Get Fit Comedy.TV (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Chris King L Hose Spider-Man 3 (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Tobey Maguire) (HD) Chronicles of Narnia: Lion, Witch P Enfoque Deportivo Videos Venga el Domingo Fin de Semana La Historia R Taxi Libre Mexicana Vida Es una Canción Venga el Domingo Super Brain With Dr. Rudy Tanzi (CC) (TVG) Dr. Wayne Dyer: Wishes Fulfilled Getting the most out of life. (TVG) PianoGuys V Under Desert Journeys Spain Changing Changing Ireland Quilt Garden Piano Guy Opinion ¨ California’s Gold Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) ± SMART Get Fit Ministry Christ... Health Passion! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Like You Paid Prog. Ministry Humanitarian ¥ Christn Worshp Bates Motel (TV14) Shipping Shipping Shipping Shipping Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers A&E Bates Motel (TV14) The Transporter (PG-13) ›› (HD) Man on Fire (R) ›› (HD) AMC High Crimes (12:02) (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (CC) (HD) River Monsters River Monsters Tanked: Unfiltered Tanked (TVPG) River Monsters (CC) ANIM River Monsters Deliver Us From Eva (R, ‘03) ›› (LL Cool J) (CC) Married Too? BET 35 & Ticking (R, ‘11) (Nicole Ari Parker) (CC) Housewives/OC Tardy Tardy Tardy Tardy Married to Medicine Married to Medicine BRAVO Housewives/OC Reba Reba Reba Reba Reba Reba Cops Rel. Cops Rel. CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (CC) (TVPG) Insanity! Millions On Money The Facebook CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Insanity! Paid Prog. WEN Hair Orbison Cash CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Anthony Bourd.

CNN Your Money (N) My Best Friend’s Girl (3:45) (R) › (Dane Cook) (HD) COM Trading Places (10:45) Sex Drive (1:15) (R, ‘08) ›› (Josh Zuckerman) (HD) FIA WTCC Clubhouse Clubhouse Clubhouse Legends Con./S.Spear CSNBA MLS Soccer: Impact at Earthquakes News Washington This Week Q&A CSPN Washington This Week (11) Naked Castaway Naked Castaway The Big Brain Theory Backyard Backyard DSC Secret America (CC) Naked Castaway Jonas Jonas Ryan Ryan Kardashians Interview E! Fashion Police (TV14) Blue Crush (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (HD) CrossFit CrossFit SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight (N) MLB Baseball ESPN College Softball LSU at Georgia. (N) World/Poker World/Poker World/Poker NHRA Drag Racing NHRA Drag Racing ESPN2 World/Poker Nanny McPhee Returns (PG, ‘10) ›› (HD) Twister FAM Yours, Mine & Ours Nanny McPhee (PG, ‘05) ›› (HD) FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) (HD) FNC Jour.

Restaurant: Im. Giving You the Busi Restaurant Stakeout My. Diners My. Diners Diners Diners FOOD Anne Burrell X-Men: The Last Stand (PG-13) ›› (HD) Iron Man, ‘08 (HD) FX X-Men 2 (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (Patrick Stewart) (HD) Be My Valentine (CC) HALL Remember Sunday Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story (PG, ‘13) The Ron Clark Story ›› (HD) (TVPG) HIST Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Flip It to Win It (TVG) Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Pastor Brown (HD) LIFE Losing Isaiah (11) (R) Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story, ‘11 Fantasia Barrino: Life Is Not Fairy Tale Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera MSNBC MSNBC Live (N) (HD) Ridic.

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TCM Bye Bye Birdie (12:15) (G, ‘63) ››› (CC) Gypsy Wedding Gypsy Wedding Gypsy Wedding TLC Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Gypsy Wedding Yes Man (PG-13) ›› (Jim Carrey) (HD) Men in Black II (2:45) (PG-13) ›› (HD) Tip-Off NBA Basketball TNT Sahara Tom and Jerry Regular Regular Regular Incredible Adventure Adventure Adventure TOON Scooby-Doo! Music Mexican Food Para The Border Check (N) Mexico Beaches Caribbean Escapes Trip Flip New TRAV No Reservation Caught Hurts Hurts Hurts Hurts Upload Upload Jokers Jokers TRUTV Bait Car Bait Car Caught TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (1:12) (TVG) Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Gold Girls Gold Girls Friday (1:33) (R) ››› (Ice Cube) (HD) The 40-Year-Old Virgin (R) ››› (Steve Carell) (HD) USA Ocean’s Thirteen (11), ‘07 (HD) VH-1 Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live (2:15) (TV14) T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Waiting to Exhale (R) ››› 10th Inn. Funny Home Videos Bloopers! Bloopers! How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN-A MLB Baseball: Reds at Cubs Good Gravity Gravity Gravity ANT Farm Dog Jessie Shake It Good Good DISN Good Luck Charlie Underworld: Awakening (R) ›› Ghostbusters (PG, ‘84) ››› (CC) Full Metal Jacket (4:20) ENC Magical Legend Day-Tomorrow HBO Ice Age Real Time/Bill Maher The Presence (PG-13, ‘10) (CC) Joyful Noise (PG-13) ›› (HD) Johnson Family Vacation ›› Troy (3:05) (R, ‘04) ››› (Brad Pitt, Eric Bana) (CC) (HD) MAX Savages (11:15) (HD) Beastly, ‘11 ›› (HD) The Game (R, ‘97) ››› (HD) The Woman in Black (4:45), ‘12 SHOW Spy Kids-Time Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance The Alamo (3:40) (PG-13) ›› (Dennis Quaid) STARZ Da Vinci’s The Benchwarmers › The Innkeepers (HD) The Fighting Temptations (3:15) ›› (HD) Swed TMC Son of Morning (12:05) (R, ‘11) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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7 p.m. ^ H The Simpsons Mary Spuckler returns to Springfield and pulls Bart’s heartstrings once again. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # + The Voice Contestants perform in hope of making it to the next round. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Cold Case Files A kidnapper torments a child’s parents with ransom demands and a package. (CC) (TV14) % 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD) _ * America’s Funniest Home Videos Sisters react when their mom reveals she’s pregnant. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Secrets of the Dead The Chinese produced 8,000 painted terracotta warriors. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` The Amazing Race (Season Finale) The remaining teams scour historic landmarks in Washington, D.C.; the winning team is determined. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? CSI: Miami A team of forensic investigators solves crimes in South Florida. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L CSI: Miami Horatio and Megan examine the remains of a human torso found in a tiger shark’s stomach. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Under the Streetlamp Four singers perform songs from the 1960s. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ± Monk Monk suspects the captain’s girlfriend of murder.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and Korie try to find a vehicle for John Luke; Jase, Martin and Godwin have a fishing mishap.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Never-before-seen footage, including Phaedra’s pet funerals. (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Every ship in the fleet hopes to make a comeback. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A 1962 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine; 1990s Atlanta Braves World Series rings; pistol lighters.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter The Wayans family, including Keenan, Kim, Shawn, Marlon, Damon Jr., Damien Dante and Craig, discusses love, family and the future of comedy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Two notorious gypsy families, the Boswells and the Smalls have been feuding for years. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... The shenanigans of people who have been partying too much.

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7:30 p.m. ^ H The Cleveland Show Cleveland watches Freight Train and Cookie’s house for a weekend. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Viewer’s Choice Gives viewers the opportunity to choose which program they want to see. (CC) ¨ California’s Gold Building ships in a bottle at the Maritime Museum of San Diego.

(CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie buys a vineyard, sight unseen; Phil and Si take over babysitting for the granddaughters. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A 1955 Chevy pickup; a Smith & Wesson top break revolver; a 1950s admiral’s telephone. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW The Borgias The purged Cardinals are stripped of their titles and wealth; King Ferdinand refuses to accept Giovanni; Cesare considers an alliance with the old enemy; Alexander sticks to his plan; Lucrezia is abandoned on her wedding night. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SPIKE Bar Rescue Jon tries to save automotive-themed Angry Ham’s Garage. (HD) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H The Simpsons Investors take an interest in Moe’s homemade whiskey; Lisa finds a hologram offensive. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC) % The Amazing Race (Season Finale) The remaining teams scour historic landmarks in Washington, D.C.; the winning team is determined. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Once Upon a Time Mary Margaret, David and Emma embark on a search when Regina and some magic beans go missing. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Call the Midwife Dr. Turner manages to get Poplar included in the mass X-ray screening program for TB. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice Michael and Sam work to clear an old friend of Sam’s. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Law & Order Prosecutors question the motive of a suspect in the murder of a quadriplegic boy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Bones Brennan and Booth try to determine how a human arm ended up in the stomach of a black bear. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ They Lived in Great Houses C. Templeton Crocker’s man-

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(CC) (TVG) ± Monk Monk helps Natalie’s daughter with her love life. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie wants to meet Sadie’s new boyfriend; Grandpa Phil and Uncle Si take Sadie on an outing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Sheards Kierra and J.Drew head to the Big Apple for meetings. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes. (N) DSC Deadliest Catch Keith and Junior form a secret alliance; the Northwestern crew faces a surprise challenge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Ax Men Shelby’s crew has an accident; Levi decides to make some major crew changes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK See Dad Run David plays hard to get while renegotiating a contract. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah chats with her guests in a less formal environment than a TV studio. (N) (HD) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off.

(CC) (TVMA) TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding A young groom plans an extravagant Gypsy wedding for his fiancee in Las Vegas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Top twenty countdown of the world’s dumbest partiers. (HD) (TV14)

8:30 p.m. ^ H Bob’s Burgers Louise gets lost in a closed rainforest museum exhibit. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) V California Forever (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Movie “Crimebuster: A Son’s Search for His Father” (2010, NR) (1:00) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and Jase compete at fishing; the ladies attempt to expand Duck Commander’s women’s line.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Vinnie wants to teach Wendell to love baseball. (CC) (TVPG) SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie rear-ends Kevin, wakes up as a patient in her own ER and is prescribed Oxy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SPIKE (8:34) Bar Rescue Jon works on a failing dive bar in Orange, Calif. (HD) (TVPG)

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(N) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Competition leads to more deceit with the captains; injuries plague the fleet. (CC) (HD) HBO Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Ax Men Shelby tries out a new assistant and meets his match; Brad has an MMA title fight. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) LIFE Army Wives The group gathers for Claudia Joy’s dedication ceremony; Denise deals with an emergency. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass A discussion of the growing epidemic of fatherless sons in America; Dwyane Wade discusses the impact of his father’s presence. (N) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie tasks Zoey with finding out who a Jane Doe is; Jackie faces

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10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) $ omg! Insider Actor Jeremy Miller. (CC) (HD) % The Mentalist (Season Finale) Jane pares down the Red John suspect list; a victim with a link to Jane’s past is discovered. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) Red Widow (Season Finale) Convinced that Schiller murdered her husband, Marta asks for help with a revenge plot. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) The Bletchley Circle Susan and the other women become locked into a more dangerous game of cat and mouse. (N) (CC) (HD PA Part 3 of 3) (TV14) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 Are We There Yet? Nick invites Martin to a sporting event, making Suzanne mad.

(HD) (TVPG) ? Criminal Minds Serial killer targeting coeds on spring break. (CC) (HD) (TV14) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW V Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2013! Ed Slott offers a step-by-step plan for retirement. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent Detectives Logan and Wheeler investigate when a Pakistani woman is found murdered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Korie try to help Willie shed some pounds before his highschool reunion. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

SUNDAY EVENING AMC Mad Men Roger changes his approach to make new business. (N) (CC) (HD) BET The Game Keira and Chardonnay are initiated into the Sunbeams; Blue struggles to fit in. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (10:01) The Kandi Factory Cory suffers from Autism and Tourette’s syndrome; Kristin wants to fulfill the promise she made. (N) DSC Deadliest Catch (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (N) (HD) (TVPG) HBO Veep Selina is annoyed when the White House releases an unflattering photo of her; Mike and Kent bond; Jonah gets an executive parking space; Sue has a job interview; Selina tries to keep her staff happy. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Swamp People A massive sinkhole consumes part of Troy’s hunting grounds; the Beast of the East. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE The Client List Riley attempts to let Kyle back into her life; Kyle looks for a job. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass A discussion of the growing epidemic of fatherless sons in America; Dwyane Wade discusses the impact of his father’s presence. (N) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) SHOW The Borgias Cardinal Farnese discovers Versucci’s theft; Alexander calls for a Crusade; Giulia arranges an orgy for the new Cardinals; King Ferdinand learns that Lucrezia’s marriage has not been consummated. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor Becky realizes that Jared and Chelsey’s wedding could be her last chance to throw a major event. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest...

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(CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ All Aboard Overnight travel by rail; the moving and restoration of L&N’s Pullman Sleeper “Towering Pine.” (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase gets a one-day promotion; Phil surprises his hardworking grandchildren. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Jamal and Charles become big brothers to two boys. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? One of Ryan’s friends visits him during a swim meet. (N) (HD) (TVPG) HBO VICE The stories of young FLDS men who have been

May 4-10, 2013 thrown out of their homes; parents send their daughters to rural fattening camps in Mauritania; examining wealth and poverty in Mumbai. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SPIKE (10:44) Bar Rescue Jon tries to rescue the Black Sheep in Ohio. (HD) (TVPG) STARZ (10:50) Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off. (CC) (TVMA)

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(CC) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent The granddaughter of a prominent New York socialite is killed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty Willie takes Sadie shopping to find an “appropriate” dress for her homecoming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) AMC (11:04) Mad Men Roger changes his approach to make new business. (CC) (HD) BET The Sheards Kierra and J.Drew head to the Big Apple for meetings. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (11:01) Watch What Happens: Live Doctors and reality-TV stars Jackie Walters and Simone Whitmore. (N) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 (Taped) (HD) DSC Deadliest Catch Competition leads to more deceit with the captains; injuries plague the fleet. (CC) (HD) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) FAM America’s Funniest Home Videos The $100,000 grand prize winner is selected. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his

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alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Restoration A 1920s wig wag train signal is brought in; Kelly plans a car show at the shop.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah chats with her guests in a less formal environment than a TV studio. (HD) SHOW The Borgias Cardinal Farnese discovers Versucci’s theft; Alexander calls for a Crusade; Giulia arranges an orgy for the new Cardinals; King Ferdinand learns that Lucrezia’s marriage has not been consummated. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Four gypsy teens looking for love prepare for a ball. (CC) (HD) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Stupid celebrators from around the globe; a man with a rogue beer slingshot. (HD) (TV14)

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(CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Quagmire gets involved with a newly 18-yearold Meg. (CC) (TV14) V Doc Martin Martin’s Aunt Joan wants to rekindle a romance with an old flame. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Criminal Minds The team searches for a serial killer who stages car accidents. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Jase gets a one-day promotion; Phil surprises his hardworking grandchildren. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Vicki invites Alexis to a party at Tamra’s new gym; Gretchen and Slade deal with personal issues. (CC) (TV14) COM (7:27) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Overhaulin’ A retired veteran wants to restore his 1970 El Camino. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! E! News (N) (HD) FAM The Secret Life of the American Teenager Actress Danica McKellar helps Ethan understand algebra; Ben advises Amy to break up with Ricky.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars Colt revolver; coffee machine; presidential pins; spinning wheel. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Unusual Suspects A waitress gets a lethal dose of poison and everyone is a suspect; a bizarre sting operation leads to the truth. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Untold Stories of the E.R. A man screams incessantly for no reason; a mother is alert but ice cold. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les is presented with an item that’s alleged to communicate with aliens; Seth squares off with an angry customer. (HD) USA NCIS A telemarketer reports the murder of a petty offi-

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7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory The guys camp out for a movie screening; Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Imagemakers Humans’ love affair with dogs is worldwide as documented in short films.

(CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana; the Race to Erase MS Gala. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Rules of Engagement Jeff tries to make Brenda laugh about a pregnancy-related issue. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie’s girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold A trip to Eureka with members of the Yurok tribe. (CC) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie gets bit by the broadcasting bug and decides to host his own radio show. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:57) Key & Peele Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A piece of marble from Abraham Lincoln’s tomb; antique African sword; Charlie Chaplin wind-up doll.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake convinces Josh to try out for the football team. (CC) (TVY7) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les challenges Seth to a high stakes sales competition; Ashley goes toe to toe with a customer. (HD)

8 p.m. ^ H Rihanna 777 Singer Rihanna performs seven concerts in seven countries over seven days. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice The top 16 contestants perform. (N Sameday Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % How I Met Your Mother Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. bond. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

_ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Antiques Roadshow A 1760s Chester County Pennsylvania spice chest; Frank Lloyd Wright blueprints; Tiffany desk lamp. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TVG) ` 2 Broke Girls Caroline’s father asks her to defend him after a former employee threatens to defame him. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Local church’s campaign to canonize a saint results in murder and deceit. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Oh Sit! As contestants tackle obstacles, 7Lions perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Ross mulls inviting Rachel to his wedding, as flashbacks chronicle their past. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Poirot Missing antique miniatures draw Poirot out of retirement. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ One Step Beyond A violent argument endangers two aerialists. (CC) ± Criminal Minds The team searches for a serial killer who targets people who live near the railway. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and Jase take their wives deer hunting; Si finds treasure as he digs through Miss Kay’s junk.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra’s explosion at the party has widespread effects, leaving Vicki torn between Tamra and Alexis.

(CC) (TV14) COM (8:28) Futurama Amy and Leela become addicted to a nutritional supplement that boosts their sport performance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Overhaulin’ A man’s dedication to family and community prevent him from restoring his dream car. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) FAM The Secret Life of the American Teenager Amy and Ricky set a date for their wedding; Grace has second thoughts about her engagement to Jack. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Journalist Jeremy Scahill; actor Kal Penn; tax-reform advocate Mattie Duppler; veterans’ affairs expert Pete Hegseth; journalist Lawrence O’Donnell. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Pawn Stars 1763 Stradivarius violin; life-sized Star Wars figures; World War II octant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN Police have proof that a strong suspect could not have committed murder. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Riario discusses his defeat with the pope and a mysterious prisoner; Leonardo searches for an explanation when the Medicis are blamed for an outbreak of demonic possession at a convent. (CC) (TVMA)

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SYFY Defiance A murderer unleashes insects on the town.

(HD) TBS Family Guy A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Meg loses it. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Untold Stories of the E.R. A doctor takes a nurse’s heart in his hands to save her life; the ER and a Greek festival.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Hundreds of angry customers face hour long lines; Les must determine if a customer is fencing stolen goods. (HD) USA WWE Monday Night RAW Brock Lesnar’s next shocking attempt at intimidating Triple H. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)

8:30 p.m. % Rules of Engagement Jeff tries to make Brenda laugh about a pregnancy-related issue. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Mike & Molly While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma’s first birthday party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ One Step Beyond German glider pilot flies into the unknown. (CC) A&E Duck Dynasty Si claims to have spotted the infamous “black panther,” but the guys don’t believe him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (8:58) Futurama Fry is the victim of a horrific sausagemaking accident. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars John Wilkes Booth wanted poster; g-suit; police badge from 1930s Al Capone-controlled Chicago.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth takes a beating; Ashley searches for a missing guitar. (HD)

9 p.m. ^ H Bones The team investigates the death of a dancer who was about to audition for a dance competition show. (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives link a rape case to victims of multiple rapes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % 2 Broke Girls Caroline’s father asks her to defend him after a former employee threatens to defame him. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Antiques Roadshow A circa1900 folk-art ship model; gaming table. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Hawaii Five-0 When a girl’s body is discovered years after being kidnapped, the team

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(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? One of Ryan’s friends visits him during a swim meet.

(HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier’s son arrives for a visit just in time to watch him play softball. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars 1830s percussion musket from West Point; letters and pilot licenses signed by Orville Wright. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

(CC) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A husband keeps a secret from his wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off.

(CC) (TVMA) SYFY Defiance Kenya tries to amend the corrupt affairs of Tirra. (N) (HD) TBS Family Guy Actor Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes enamored with Peter.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Untold Stories of the E.R. A stroke patient’s wife and two girlfriends fight over him; soldiers who lost limbs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn A customer claims he was sold a fake watch; Ashley explodes when her dad second guesses her. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal,

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9:30 p.m. % Mike & Molly While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Penny tells the guys their obsession with comics and toys is pathetic. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (9:59) South Park Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars Robert E. Lee’s silver spoon; Ulysses S. Grant’s meerschaum pipe; a shoe from a legendary racehorse. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy Brian and Stewie travel back to the series’s pilot episode. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn High stakes gambler visits the shop; Les calls security after an argument turns violent. (HD)

10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + (10:01) Revolution As Miles and Tom fight for the same cause, Miles remains suspicious; Aaron and Rachel are captured. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detective Benson helps to investigate her brother. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Hawaii Five-0 When a girl’s body is discovered years after being kidnapped, the team searches for her abductors. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) Castle When a government whistleblower is murdered, Homeland Security tries to take over the case. (N) (CC) (HD) ) Independent Lens An aging white man finds love with a Chinese bride online. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dee discovers the biggest loser from high school is successful. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V Rosemary and Thyme Gavin Patterson asks Quinnie Dorell to share her expertise. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Prime Suspect Tennison faces retirement and the death of her father. (CC) (Part 1 of 4) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds Dr. Reid investigates a murder that he

May 4-10, 2013 thinks is connected to his childhood. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel A mysterious stranger causes problems for Norma; Dylan and Remo take a fateful road trip. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (10:01) Newlyweds: The First Year (Series Premiere) Four couples begin their first year of marriage: Kathryn and John, Tina and Tarz, Blair and Jeff, and Kim and Alaska.

(N) DSC Texas Car Wars: Scrapped Out Auctions include a 1960 Ford F-100 panel truck, a 1964 Chevy Impala and a 1993 Lexus SC 300. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars An L39 Albatros fighter jet; a bat and glove signed by Babe Ruth; antique glass target balls. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dear Mom, Love Cher A peek into Cher’s family history, starting with her mother. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Maxwell’s new publicist takes a romantic interest in a member of the household. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A crime that will enrage a nation. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Warehouse 13 Pete investigates a series of earthquake-related accidents. (N) (CC) TBS Family Guy Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Untold Stories of the E.R. An older patient with prolonged CPR; a stabbing victim on the street; a doctor’s dream job.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An employee is asked to test out a tanning bed; a customer is told her gold bracelet is fake. (HD)

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(CC) (TVPG) L The Office Michael learns that the former regional manager has died. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM South Park The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) HBO (10:45) Louis C.K.: Oh My God The comic performs at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars A triple-barreled firearm; antique

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(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy After the Griffins are stranded in Amish country, they end up crusading against conservative locals.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les has an impulse purchase that turns the store into an arcade; Ashley is threatened by a customer; Les gives a big loan to a customer. (HD)

11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) ) Film School Shorts “Fireworks”; “Pearl Was Here”; “Spark.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) * News 10 at 11:00 Shornack and Mendonsa. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor John Krasinski; actress Kerry Washington; James Blake. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away.

(CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Liz encounters a problem while trying to fix up her apartment; Jack deals with a hostage situation. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons Marge, Bart and Lisa start their own food blog and land a reservation at a popular restaurant. (CC) (TVPG) V Finding Billy Elliot The nationwide search for 3 young actors to share the lead role in Broadway’s Billy Elliot the musical. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting An abandoned fishing boat at an old dockside pier.

(CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds A self-confessed serial killer sends the team on a massive manhunt.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) Bates Motel A mysterious stranger causes problems for Norma; Dylan and Remo take a fateful road trip.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Overhaulin’ A full-time father cannot devote the time necessary to maintain his 1964 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88.

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TRUTV Pawn Cleveland Cleveland That ’70s Show (2:38) ’70s Show Gold Girls Gold Girls Roseanne Cosby TVLAND The King of Queens King House (1:05) (TV14) Semi-Pro (2:05) (R) ›› (Will Ferrell) (HD) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI USA CSI: Crime Scene The Gossip Game T.I.-Tiny Love, Hip Hop The Gossip Game T.I.-Tiny VH-1 Master of the Mix (N) Love, Hip Hop Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas DISN Wizards Wizards Deck Barb Wire (1:55) (R, ‘96) › (CC) Carlito’s Way (3:35) (R, ‘93) ››› (Al Pacino) ENC In Dreams (12:15) (R, ‘99) ›› (CC) Boys Don’t Cry (R) ››› (HD) Witness (CC) (TVMA) HBO Thrones Million Dollar Baby (12:45), ‘04 ›››› (HD) Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (3:05) (R) ›› Kiss Me Deadly ›› MAX Sexy Assassins (NR) Collateral (1:05) (R) ››› (HD) Sebastian Maniscalco Suburban SHOW The Big C The Borgias (TVMA) Traffic (R, ‘00) ››› (Michael Douglas) (HD) Ali (1:10) (R, ‘01) ››› (Will Smith, Jamie Foxx) (CC) Silent Night (3:50) › Colmbiana STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds (R) Talk Radio (2:45) (R) ››› (HD) Tabloid (4:35) (R) (HD) TMC 4:44 Last Day Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Minute Minute Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG) KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today George Lopez; Zachary Quinto. (N) Live With Kelly Today (N) (CC) Anderson Live (N) KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) Paid Prog. Luminess 5 News Early CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the % KPIX Edition (N) (HD) (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG) Restless (N) (TV14) Martha Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger Sid & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD) ABC7 Be a Mil_ (N) (CC) (HD) Michael (N) (TVPG) (TV14) News lionaire Cat in the Tiger Caillou Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Clifford Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY) ) Raggs Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 at 9 (N) The View (TV14) News Sac & Co * News News 30 Rock + Today in the Bay (N) Today George Lopez; Zachary Quinto. (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) ·Despierta América! (N) (HD) Rosa de Guadalupe . Al Despertar Paid Prog. House Paid Prog. House Luminess House Facelift? Steve Wilkos Show Baggage Baggage 4 House Paid Prog. House KBS News Fruity Pie China Paid Prog. House J. Meyer House Paid Prog. Blessing : House Good Day Good Day Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy ? Good Day 6a Euro Kick Off Journal Agenda Journal In Focus News/Kick Euromaxx Journal Faith Mat @ Journal Global Workout House Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard The Dr. Oz Show The Dr. Oz Show (N) D Paid Prog. House H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show Pagado Safari Pagado Película Chuper Chuper J Shepherd’s Chapel House Life Today House The Ricki Lake Show Judge Judge Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court L Copeland Prince Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG) Acceso Al Fondo Hay Sitio (N) P Dame Chocolate R Botánica Pagado Defenso. Pagado S’pr Libro Defenso. Pagado Pagado Pagado Defenso. Cambio de Vida Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger Caillou Sid Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford V Zoboom Raggs Home Garden Yoga Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads Sewing ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g Paid Prog. Bible Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. House Married Pay It ± Bay Vista Ca Living House Wommack J. Meyer Prince Life Today Making The 700 Club (TVPG) Health House Paid Prog. ¥ House Dog Dog Dog Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14) A&E Paid Prog. Insanity! Dog Death Wish 3 (R, ‘85) › (CC) (HD) Death Wish 4 AMC More Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sonic Duo Paid Prog. Deep ANIM Human Planet (TVPG) Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Popoff Moesha Moesha Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Above the Rim ›› BET BET Inspiration (TVG) Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Tardy Tardy Medicine BRAVO Newlyweds: The First Year CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT CMT Music (TVPG) Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N) Street Signs (N) (CC) CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) AntiAging Abs Paid Prog. Spring Break Daily Colbert Sunny South Pk Comedy Amy Sch. COM Abs CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SMART Superfood Superfood Public Affairs CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs Popoff J. Robison J. Meyer Sexy Abs Almost, Away FBI: Criminal Pursuit Unusual Suspects DSC Paid Prog. Weight Kourtney-Kim Kardashians Interview E! Sexy Abs Paid Prog. Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Kourtney-Kim SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) ESPN SportsCenter (N) First Take (N) (CC) (HD) First Take (CC) (HD) Numbers Soccer ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N) Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG) FAM J. Meyer Drenda Happening Now (N) (HD) America Live (N) (HD) FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD) Grill It! Home America Good Eats Unwrap FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Make, White Chicks (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD) Tropic Thunder (R) FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Zoolander (PG-13) ›› (Ben Stiller) (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Pawn Pawn HIST Paid Prog. Insanity! Civil War Journal Going Going Going Going Going Going Going Going Going HGTV Sonic Duo Outdoor Estate Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Vivica Fox Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Chris Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) AMTV Music videos. AMTV: 10 on Top 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant MTV MTV Jams (TVPG) Dora...

Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...

Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus Find Me My Man America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model OXY Find Me My Man SPIKE Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Insanity! Paid Prog. Perf. Yard Insanity! CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: Crime Scene Destination Truth Destination Truth Ghost Mine (CC) SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hair Loss Williams Destination Truth Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl We Who Are Young TCM Irene (5:15) (NR) ›› Virginia City (NR, ‘40) ›› (Errol Flynn) (CC) Strange Cargo (NR) ›› (Joan Crawford) Sextuplets Baby’s Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Gown Gown TLC Quints Charmed (TVPG) Charmed (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TVPG) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Hotels Point Man Point Man When Vacations When Vacations When Vacations No Reservation TRAV Hotels Police Video TRUTV TapouT Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Williams Insanity! In Session (HD) Divorced The Exes Van Dyke Love Lucy Griffith Gunsmoke TVLAND Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Murder, She Wrote Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU USA Law & Order: SVU Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Morning Buzz Love, Hip Hop VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Doc McSt. Mickey Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little Gung Ho (9:50) (PG-13, ‘86) ›› ENC City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold Curly Sue (8:05) (PG, ‘91) ››› Conchords Wrath of the Titans (PG-13) › Rise of the Planet of the Apes (10:15), ‘11 HBO Clean Slate (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (HD) A Simple Plan (R, ‘98) ›› (HD) I, Robot MAX Kiss Me We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story Angus ››› (HD) The Little Match Makers (8:35) (NR, ‘11) (CC) Bran Nue Dae (HD) SHOW Suburban Girl (5:20) Don’t Go Breaking My Heart › Tortilla Soup (7:40) (PG-13) ›› Looper (R, ‘12) ››› (Bruce Willis) Jackal STARZ Colombiana (5:30) ›› Lone Rider (7:35) (HD) Call of the Wild (HD) Rising Stars (PG) (HD) TMC American Bandits Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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News Big World Trisha Goddard Maury (N) (TV14) Anderson Live (N) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N) News Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News NBC News Bay Area America Derm 30 Rock Insider Inside Ed. The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) News 5 Bold/Beau The Talk (N) (CC) (HD) Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court Judge Judge KPIX 5 CBS % KPIX News tiful (TV14) (HD) (TVG) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Judy (N) Judy News Evening Caillou Clifford Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Greener Newsline News Business & WordWrld Barney The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7 World _ (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG) lionaire (TVG) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) News News Check Cook’s Kitchen News PBS NewsHour (N) News Tiger Cat in the Wild Kratt ) Charlie Rose (CC) General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N) Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love from the Valley Path House Paid Prog. House Music Beat House Saigon : Hdlnes Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (N) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts Arts @ Journal Agenda Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Agenda Journal Drive It Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury (CC) (TV14) Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops El Muletas al 100 (NR, ‘08) (John Solís) Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de La Loba Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Hit M3 Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur (N) Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Prime Suspect (TVG) Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold One Step One Step Inspector Morse Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) ± Pay It Forward (11:30), ‘00 ›› (HD) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Superfood J. Meyer The Living Vine Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Ministry ¥ Marriage: Bettr Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) Death Wish V: The Face of Death › (HD) The Marine (PG-13, ‘06) › (HD) A Knight’s Tale ›› AMC Death Wish 4 Tanked: Unfiltered To Be Announced To Be Announced River Monsters Polar Bears: Edge ANIM Pit Boss (TVG) BET Above the Rim (11) Parkers Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Matters Friday After Next (R, ‘02) › (Ice Cube) (CC) Tardy Tardy BRAVO Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Newlyweds: The First Year Extreme Makeover Extreme Makeover Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Reba Reba CMT Extreme Makeover Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) NHL Hockey: Canadiens at Senators CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Beerfest (2:25) (R, ‘06) ›› (CC) (HD) Futurama Futurama Sunny COM Tosh.0 Paid Prog. 10 Minute Paid Prog. Poker MLB Baseball: Phillies at Giants Chronicle Live (N) CSNBA Dr. Ho Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DSC Backyard Backyard Backyard Backyard Deadliest Catch (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Mean Girls 2 (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (HD) (TV14) Blue Crush 2 (PG-13, ‘11) (Sasha Jackson) (HD) Jonas E! E! News (HD) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) E:60 (N) 30 for 30 (HD) ESPN Outside Football NFL Live (N) (CC) NFL32 (N) (CC) SportsNation (N) NFL Live (N) (CC) The Real Rocky ESPN2 English Premier League Soccer Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Cooking Trisha’s FOOD Cooking Contessa Money The Bounty Hunter (PG-13) › (Jennifer Aniston) (HD) Two Men Two Men How I Met How I Met FX Tropic Thunder (11) (R) (HD) The Waltons (TVG) Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Brady Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Marie (CC) (TVG) Pawn Pawn Pawn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Cajun Pwn Pawn Pawn HIST Pawn Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad Abroad HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Abroad Wife Swap (TVPG) LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG) Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Zach The Show MTV Pregnant 16 and Pregnant (12:45) “Kayla” (CC) (TV14) Awkward. 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NICK Peter Family Secrets Family Secrets Family Secrets OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Family Secrets Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club OXY The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club SPIKE Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Tenants Tenants Ghost Mine (CC) Ghost Mine (CC) Ghost Mine (CC) Ghost Mine (CC) Paranormal SYFY Ghost Mine (CC) Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim Brother Rat and a Baby, ‘40 ›› Little Men (NR, ‘40) ››› (CC) The Asphalt Jungle TCM We-Young South of Suez (NR, ‘40) ›› Baby Baby Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear Gown Gown Medium Medium TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Castle (CC) (TVPG) NBA Basketball TNT Bones (CC) (TV14) Squirrel Looney Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Regular TOON Looney Scooby Scooby Almost Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Airport Airport TRAV Breakfast Paradise Stings Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas TRUTV Principal’s Principal’s Stings Gunsmoke (1:50) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) M*A*S*H (5:09) (CC) TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (12:40) (CC) (TVG) Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU USA Law & Order: SVU T.I.-Tiny I’m Married to A...

Behind the Music Behind the Music 40 Greatest R&B Songs VH-1 The Gossip Game Chris Chris Funny Home Videos MLB Baseball WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI Cinderella (G, ‘50) ›››› Phineas Good Good Good Austin Shake It Shake It Shake It DISN Little Firestarter (2:10) (R) ›› (David Keith) Boys on the Side (4:10) (R) ››› ENC Conspiracy Theory (11:50) (R) ›› Beyond, ‘11 › (HD) New Year’s Eve (PG-13) › (HD) Weight HBO Green Lantern (PG-13) ›› (HD) Mr. & Mrs. Smith, ‘05 ›› (HD) Congo (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (CC) (HD) Cowboys MAX I, Robot (11:35) (HD) Phunny Business Just Like Us (R) ›› All Good Things (4:15) (R) (HD) SHOW The Eclipse (R) (HD) Colombiana (1:40) (PG-13, ‘11) ›› Da Vinci’s Demons Ali (R, ‘01) ››› (CC) STARZ The Jackal (11:35) ›› Venus (2:15) (R) Premiere. (HD) Harvest (R, ‘10) (HD) Road TMC Stardust (12:05), ‘07 ››› (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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Tuesday

7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard works up the courage to ask Penny out on a date.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % REAL Change Artists for Education _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` NCIS An investigator from the Department of Defense scrutinizes the team’s response to the Bodnar case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner. (CC) (TV14) V Revolutionaries (HD) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Criminal Minds The team hunts for a copycat serial killer who is mimicking famous killers of the past. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Secret locker; sign from the 1940s; rare bonus. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis struggles after the events at Tamra’s party; Lydia celebrates with her mom. (CC) (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Keith and Junior form a secret alliance; the Northwestern crew faces a surprise challenge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie and Chelsea have a postbreakup one-night stand. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A first edition of “Walden” is brought into the shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby’s dancers compete with the Candy Apples in New York; Abby plans to wow the judges. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Shocking Family Secrets Julie’s life of wealth is ripped away; a grieving father’s secret; Richard’s famous birth mother.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The team solves a South Central mystery and make an arrest; Todd makes a split second decision. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Deep South Paranormal A cotton gin factory that is being developed.

TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding A young groom plans an extravagant Gypsy wedding for his fiancee in Las Vegas. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth and Ashley compete to see who

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can bring in more new customers; first aid is needed.

(HD) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A woman claims selfdefense after killing her attacker. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father; an all-nighter at a telescope. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Spark (CC) (HD) (TVG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Lois orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold The Wild Horse Sanctuary in Shingletown. (CC) (TVG) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Drake & Josh Drake joins the school academic team in order to woo a smart girl. (CC) (TVY7) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The team finds a twisted art form; Todd and Randye mediate a domestic dispute. (HD) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The teams host a quinceanera; a disagreement between chefs brings dinner service to a standstill. (N) (CC) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants perform. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % NCIS An investigator from the Department of Defense scrutinizes the team’s response to the Bodnar case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Splash (Season Finale) The final three contestants compete; the studio audience selects the winner. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Himalaya With Michael Palin Michael Palin’s latest journey starts on the Khyber Pass and takes him through Darra to Chitral. (CC) (HD) ` NCIS: Los Angeles Deeks goes under cover to find information on an arms dealer trying to get back in the business.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Detectives probe the death of a woman found poisoned and in a pool. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Hart of Dixie (Season Finale) When Zoe decides to take a trip to New York, she is

faced with a medical emergency on the plane. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Ross’ family ring disappears during his bachelor party; Phoebe has a baby shower. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V NOVA Scientists hunt for debris from the 7,000 ton asteroid that crashed in Russia.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Movie “Papers: Stories of Undocumented Youth” (2009, NR) (1:00) ± Criminal Minds Searching for a female serial killer who targets executives. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers visit Orange, Calif.; Ivy Calvin finds collectibles in the garbage. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy’s new protege; Jamal and Tasha find a new nanny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes.

COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy regrets having a one night stand; getting on a plane. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch: On Deck Competition leads to deceit among the captains; injuries plague the fleet. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Counting Cars Danny and the boys give away a perfect hot rod at the Rockabilly Reunion at Lake Havasu. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby Lee Miller introduces viewers to her mother; Abby discusses parenting skills. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? A young brother and sister are abandoned by their mother. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants Todd investigates a noise complaint for fireworks in a rural area; a hostile tenant on a boat. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Deep South Paranormal The team tries to help a family in Macclenny, Florida.

TLC 19 Kids and Counting Jim Bob and Michelle head off to a marriage retreat to help build on their relationship. (CC) (HD) (TVG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A cocktail waitress is murdered outside a popular nightspot. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Himalaya With Michael Palin The crossing point between Pakistan and India. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Golden Boy Deputy Mayor Holbrook ends up being the last client of a call girl found dead in a hotel room. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L America’s Next Top Model Alicia Keys asks the models to participate in a fashion show that raises money for her charity. (CC) (TVPG) D The Big Bang Theory Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father; an all-nighter at a telescope. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V CONSTITUTION USA With Peter Sagal (Series Premiere) A strong national government and preservation of states’ power and independence. (N) (CC) (HD SAP) (TVPG) ¨ Cuba’s Secret Side A Christmas Santeria celebration includes drums and dancing; a Cuban version of Monopoly.

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(CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The team looks into a biohazard report; Todd almost gets run over. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Weird or What? A grisly creature washes up on a Newfoundland beach.

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(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Omarosa talks about life without Michael Clarke Duncan; Paul Michael Glaser. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A man races his cars on a private track; Todd and Rick are electrocuted in a booby-trapped house. (N) (HD) (TVPG)

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(CC) (TVPG) V Global Spirit Scientist Sraddhalu Ranade; author Peter Russell. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A mountain and cabin under the light of the northern sky. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint An abduction leads to the team facing a desperate felon. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) American Hoggers Ronnie’s pursuit of “Hogzilla” annoys the Creek Boys; Jerry’s behavior drives Krystal away. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Malik throws a party; Tasha’s love triangle becomes more complicated. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (11:01) Watch What Happens: Live Musical group 98 Degrees. (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch A showdown between Saga and Seabrooke; Captain Sig must make a tough decision. (CC) (HD) E! Chelsea Lately Michael Bublé; John Caparulo; Jen Kirkman; Brody Stevens. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Restoration A toy 1950s Ferrari Bimbo racecar is brought into the shop; Ron, Tyler and Brettly go picking. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE (11:01) Dance Moms Abby Lee Miller and the mothers reminisce about season 3; Christi and Kelly’s friendship.

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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali fall for Sheldon’s twin sister. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana; the Race to Erase MS Gala. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC) (HD) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they wind up in jail. (CC) (TV14) V This Is Us (CC) (HD) ¨ Newsline (CC) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie has big plans for the company’s 40th anniversary; Miss Kay wants to buy a new home. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) AMC CSI: Miami Horatio tracks down a mysterious murder suspect. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing New York Michael throws a carnival-themed open house; Fredrik mentors his junior broker. (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Adam and Jamie test three viral videos; Kari, Grant, and Toby try to repair a plane with duct tape.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! E! News (N) (HD) FX Two and a Half Men Jake’s new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge’s attractive mother. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers The guys find themselves waist deep in Kenny’s ragtag collection; the guys pick in Mike’s hometown. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Wife Swap (CC) (TVPG) OWN I (Almost) Got Away With It A 17-year-old gang member flees to Mexico to avoid a 48 year prison sentence. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector The team investigates a community Center in Kansas City. (HD) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Debbie turned to hoarding after a confession ended her marriage; Julie hoards to ease pain. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo Matt plans revenge against Lyndah; Ronnie and Carlos use their powers to tame a wild voodoo priest. (HD) USA NCIS Gibbs works to clear the name of a fallen soldier ac-

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7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny’s ex. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Quest Research and regulations will impact the genetic engineering of crops. (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Lois has a brother in a mental institution.

(CC) (TV14) V Rick Steves’ Europe London; Millennium Bridge; mummies; beachcombing. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California’s Gold Exploring the sea caves at Santa Cruz Island by kayak. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie wants to meet Sadie’s new boyfriend; Grandpa Phil and Uncle Si take Sadie on an outing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Drake & Josh Josh must act as personal assistant to a film’s child star. (CC) (TVY7) TRUTV Operation Repo Ronnie and Carlos try to wrestle a truck away from a storage locker auctioneer. (HD)

8 p.m. ^ H American Idol The finalists perform for the judges. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants face elimination; Rod Stewart; Cee Lo Green. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC) (HD) _ * The Middle Sue feels resentful when her friends get their licenses; Axl receives stunning news from Cassidy.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Nature More than 30 million white-tailed deer live in the U.S. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Criminal Minds The team goes in search of a suspect who kidnaps nannies and the children they care for. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Detectives probe what appears to be a drug-smuggling operation on a horse farm. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Arrow Moira and Oliver receive a number of unwelcome visitors; Laurel makes a decision. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Rachel, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Ross go to London for the wedding. (CC) (ESP HD Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) V As Time Goes By Jean and Lionel set up Judith and Alistair. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Autoline Christian Schumacher, Continental Automotive Systems; Annie Lien; Gary Silberg. (CC) (TVG) ± WWE Main Event Featuring WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of RAW and SmackDown. (N) (HD) A&E Duck Dynasty The Duck Commander guys go on strike; Miss Kay takes her home cooking to the streets of West Monroe. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Malik throws a party; Tasha’s love triangle becomes more complicated. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis struggles after the events at Tamra’s party; Lydia celebrates with her mom. (CC) (TV14) COM Chappelle’s Show A black, blind white-supremacist; the break-dancing woman from a car commercial. (CC) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Starting off with the busting of JATO rocket car. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Blinging Up Baby Lives of celebrity moms and their children. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers Cheap Trick guitarist Rick Nielsen opens the doors to his private rock’n’roll warehouse. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Mike Golub disappears after work; the police become suspicious when they find Mike’s DNA and blood at his ex’s home. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector The team investigates the Lake Norfork Inn in Arkansas.

TBS Family Guy When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Beverly’s clutter and her three dogs have helped make her home unlivable. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo A live tiger stands between the team and a truck. (HD) USA NCIS Secrets arise when Gibbs’ former mother-in-law becomes a witness in a murder investigation. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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nect with a former crush. (N) (CC) (HD) D Friends Ross interviews with Charlie’s ex-boyfriend for a grant. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Are You Being Served? The comic misadventures of staff members working in a small department store. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Visionaries Zamorano University educates underprivileged youth. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The guys play table tennis in the warehouse; Uncle Si makes a longoverdue visit to the eye doctor.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Dr. Riley loses patients after moving; Jamal’s career funk. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Chappelle’s Show A crack addict gives an antidrug speech at an elementary school; music guest Mos Def. (CC) (TV14) TBS Family Guy The family heads to Florida to check out potential retirement communities for Lois’ father. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Operation Repo Froy brings unwanted trouble to the office; Ronnie and Froy run into an unexpected dilemma. (HD)

9 p.m. # + (9:01) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Two sniper attacks on the NYPD are linked to Detective Tutuola’s past as a narcotics officer. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS A death-row inmate wants to reveal the locations of bodies he buried. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Criminal Minds The team goes in search of a suspect who kidnaps nannies and the children they care for. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Modern Family Mitch’s ex-boyfriend invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller rink. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) NOVA Scientists track down the planet’s most deadly creatures. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CSI: Crime Scene Investigation When a ghost hunter dies, the CSI team investigates. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) ? L Supernatural When Sam and Dean reunite with Castiel, they find a film that could be the key to the third trial. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny’s ex. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Keeping Up Appearances A neighbor rehearses an amateur musical production. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ CEO Global Foresight CEO Colin Angle, iRobot. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint A man is desperate to keep the promise he made to his deaf nephew. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes Sadie shopping to find an “ap-

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propriate” dress for her homecoming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (9:01) Dukes of Melrose Christos and Cameron head to New York for a Decades “pop-up” store; a fight threatens the trip. (N) (TV14) COM South Park Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC MythBusters Captains Johnathan and Junior from Deadliest Catch join the team to test a crab pot. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy (Season Premiere) Larry takes a treacherous trip through Arizona; the Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Ranch. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence An Air Force widow is determined to prove that her husband’s death was no accident.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector The team investigates a home in California. (N) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Revisiting extreme hoarders to see how they are managing. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les buys rare rock memorabilia; a man gets caught trying to secretly sell his girlfriend’s ring.

(HD) USA NCIS The team searches a cargo vessel for a killer after a coast guard officer is gunned down. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

9:30 p.m. _ * (9:31) How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) Natalie talks Polly into helping Julian find a date; Max and Elaine need to make some changes. (N) (CC) (HD) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali fall for Sheldon’s twin sister. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Last of the Summer Wine When his cousin Aubrey comes to stay, Clegg immediately calls for assistance to get rid of him.

(CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Aviators Aerobatic pilot Rick Volker; homebuilt industry.

(CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The brothers compete to see who is the most physically and mentally fit; Miss Kay wants a cat. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (9:31) Dukes of Melrose The “pop up” store in New York is a success; an auction in Pennsylvania. (N) (TV14) COM South Park The boys’ ziplining trip becomes a terrifying experience. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! Married to Jonas Dani gets to write for a magazine; Mikey gets an offer. (HD) (TVPG) HBO Veep Selina is annoyed when the White House releases an unflattering photo of her; Mike and Kent bond; Jonah gets an executive parking space; Sue has a job interview; Selina tries to keep her staff happy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)

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10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + Chicago Fire Severide is accused of sexual misconduct; the squad faces a harrowing building collapse. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS Don uncovers a terrorist plot targeting the water supply. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % CSI: Crime Scene Investigation When a ghost hunter dies, the CSI team investigates. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Nashville Edgehill Records throws a party for Rayna and Juliette when they are both nominated for CMA awards. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Secrets of the Dead Forensic and scientific analysis help determine how 57 Irish immigrants died in Pennsylvania. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The gang agrees to sell Paddy’s when they get an offer they can’t refuse; Dee and Charlie are forced to find jobs. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) D Seinfeld Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her; guest Helen Slater.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V William and Mary William’s mother dies, and William is shocked to learn of her wealth; Mary’s ex-partner returns. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Curiosity Quest Goes Green Tires are recycled and made into new products. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint A bomb is just the first in a war between rival biker gangs. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty The warehouse guys lose their pet lizard; Willie and Si ride along with the West Monroe Police.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (10:01) Million Dollar Listing New York (Season Premiere) When Fredrik gets a 17 million dollar Tribeca townhouse, Ryan sabotages his open house. (N) (TVPG) COM Workaholics The guys meet Adam’s grandfather at a retirement home. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! The Soup (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence An interview with a woman authorities say faked her way into

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Harvard and Columbia and outsmarted federal officials. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Borgias Cardinal Farnese discovers Versucci’s theft; Alexander calls for a Crusade; Giulia arranges an orgy for the new Cardinals; King Ferdinand learns that Lucrezia’s marriage has not been consummated. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Deep South Paranormal The team investigates an old ghost town in Cahaba, Alabama. (N) TLC My Crazy Obsession A collection of stuffed and mounted animals; an obsession with trolls. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TNT Castle Beckett and Castle discover a murder victim is a male stripper dressed as a cop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Ashley swears a customer was waiting for closing time to rob them.

(HD) TVLND Hot in Cleveland Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Psych Shawn must find a murderer before Gus is arrested. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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(CC) (TVPG) L The Office Michael urges the staff to attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ North Pole Promise The Greenlandic Inuit sons of American explorers Robert E. Peary and Matthew Henson reunite.

(CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie gets bit by the broadcasting bug and decides to host his own radio show. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM South Park The Special Ed Department’s First Annual Comedy Awards. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! All Grown Up: Child Stars Today Interviews of former child stars and stars. (N) (HD) (TV14) TLC My Crazy Obsession Bob and Lizzie love to flaunt their collection of dolls; Everything about Doris is from 1950. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Ashley has a brand new hire; Seth must protect his sister and the family business. (HD) TVLND The Exes Holly sends the guys to couples’ therapy.

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(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim snoops in his daughters’ diaries to find out why they constantly bicker. (CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Jack questions the family value of the network’s new talent competition; Kenneth awaits the Rapture. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons A boulder traps Homer’s arm when he takes a drive through a canyon; a spider bite paralyzes Homer.

(CC) (TVPG) V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A waterfall on a black canvas. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint A young man is forced to infiltrate a research facility. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty Si uses his metal detector to help Jase locate his lost wedding ring. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (11:01) Watch What Happens: Live Actors Alyson Hannigan and Zachary Quinto.

(N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Captains Johnathan and Junior from Deadliest Catch join the team to test a crab pot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Chelsea Lately La Toya Jackson; Michael Yo; Kerri KenneySilver; Matt Braunger. (N) (HD) (TV14) FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier’s new agent tries to boost his profile; Roz hires Frasier’s former agent. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Journalist Jeremy Scahill; actor Kal Penn; tax-reform advocate Mattie Duppler; veterans’ affairs expert Pete Hegseth; journalist Lawrence O’Donnell. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) Chasing Tail A historic storm descends on southern Connecticut; Mike and Lou reach out to neighbors in need. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Mike Golub disappears after work; the police become suspicious when they find Mike’s DNA and blood at his ex’s home. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Revisiting extreme hoarders to see how they are managing.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TNT Castle While investigating a murder in Central Park, Castle and Beckett uncover a boy’s abduction. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Bait Car Las Vegas police use bait vehicles to catch car thieves. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The King of Queens Doug has a hard time coming to grips with his need to lose weight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA (11:01) NCIS A Marine is found beaten to death in his backyard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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(CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Craig Ferguson; Connie Sawyer; Emeli Sande performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Jack questions the family value of the network’s new talent competition; Kenneth awaits the Rapture. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % (11:35) Late Show With David Letterman Actress Alyson Hannigan; Natalie Maines performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Zoe Saldana; Bill Simmons; Fitz & The Tantrums perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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(CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET (11:35) The Game Keira and Chardonnay are initiated into the Sunbeams; Blue struggles to fit in. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (11:31) Million Dollar Listing New York When Fredrik

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TLC Obsession Obsession Hoard-Buried Rizzoli & Isles (TV14) The Closer (TV14) Las Vegas (TV14) Angel (CC) (TV14) TNT Castle (CC) (TVPG) Cold Case (TVPG) Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy (TV14) Chicken Sealab Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill TOON Chicken Aqua Repo Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Bait Car Bait Car Police Video Stings Paid Prog.

TRUTV Repo Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show That ’70s Show (3:12) Gold Girls Gold Girls Roseanne Cosby TVLAND The King of Queens King Law Order: CI Law Order: CI USA NCIS (12:01) (TVPG) Psych (1:01) (TVPG) House (2:01) (TV14) House (TV14) Off Pitch Behind the Music Model Employee Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) VH-1 Married Model Employee J. Meyer Prince Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Need Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas DISN Wizards Wizards Deck Blown Away (1:35) (R, ‘94) ›› (CC) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (3:40) ›› ENC Fear (11:50) (R) ›› The Terminator (1:50) (R) ››› No Escape (3:40) (R) ›› (HD) Conchords HBO Manhunt (NR, ‘13) ››› (HD) Forbidden Science Feature 4 Executive Target (HD) Purple Rain (5:10) (R) MAX Jump Off Project X ›› (HD) Gigolos High School › (HD) Brüno (3:15) ›› (HD) Touching Home (4:45) (PG-13) SHOW 60 Minutes Sports Freddy vs. Jason (2:20) Return to Me (4:05) (PG) ››› STARZ Donnie Brasco (12:10) (R) ››› (Al Pacino) Good Neighbours (HD) Love and a .45 (3:10) (R) ›› (Gil Bellows) Dogboys (NR, ‘98) › TMC Shadows and Lies (11:45) ›› Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

THURSDAY MORNING

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Broadcast Cable

7 am

7:30

8 am

8:30

9 am

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9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30

KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Minute Minute Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG) KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Chris Pine; Zach Galifianakis. (N) (CC) Live With Kelly Today (N) (CC) Anderson Live (N) KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.

5 News Early CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the % KPIX Edition (N) (HD) (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG) Restless (N) (TV14) Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger Sid & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur (N) Martha ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD) ABC7 Be a Mil_ (N) (CC) (HD) Michael (N) (TVPG) (TV14) News lionaire Cat in the Tiger Caillou Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Clifford Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY) ) Raggs Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 at 9 (N) The View (TV14) News Sac & Co * News News 30 Rock + Today in the Bay (N) Today Chris Pine; Zach Galifianakis. (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) ·Despierta América! (N) (HD) Rosa de Guadalupe . Al Despertar Paid Prog. House Paid Prog. House Look Sexy House Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show Baggage Baggage 4 House KBS News Fruity Pie China Paid Prog. House J. Meyer House Paid Prog. Blessing : DivinePlan Paid Prog. House Good Day Good Day Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy ? Good Day 6a Good Journal Quadriga Journal In Focus News Euromaxx Journal In Focus @ Journal European Euro Paid Prog. House Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard The Dr. Oz Show The Dr. Oz Show (N) D Paid Prog. House H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show Pagado Safari Pagado Los Fernández de Peralvillo (Víctor Parra) Chuper Chuper J Shepherd’s Chapel House Life Today House The Ricki Lake Show Judge Judge Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court L Copeland Prince Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG) Acceso Al Fondo Hay Sitio (N) P Dame Chocolate R Botánica Pagado Pagado Pagado S’pr Libro Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Lágrimas Cambio de Vida Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger Caillou Sid Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford V Zoboom Raggs For Home Garden Yoga Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads Sewing ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g Paid Prog. Bible Int. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. House Dragon Willa’s ± Bay Vista Ca Living House Life Today House The 700 Club (TVPG) Health Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince Dog Dog Dog Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (CC) CSI: Miami (TV14) A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog Paid Prog. Deep Paid Prog. Boone Code of Silence (R, ‘85) ›› (CC) (HD) Romancing the Stone AMC Paid Prog. Clean ANIM Human Planet (TVPG) Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Popoff Moesha Moesha Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Rebound (PG) ›› BET BET Inspiration (TVG) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Fashion Dukes of Dukes of Dukes of Dukes of Tabatha CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT CMT Music (TVPG) Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N) Street Signs (N) (CC) CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Colbert Sunny South Pk Comedy DL Hugh.

COM Sexy Abs TapouT Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Insanity! Daily CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Joint Help Paid Prog.

Public Affairs CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs FBI: Criminal Pursuit Unusual Suspects DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Insanity! J. Robison J. Meyer Fat Loss Almost, Away Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking Crimes E! Investigates (TV14) E! Investigates E! Look Sexy Paid Prog. Death in Paradise SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) ESPN SportsCenter (N) First Take (N) (CC) (HD) First Take (CC) (HD) Numbers First Take ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N) Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG) FAM J. Meyer Grace Happening Now (N) (HD) America Live (N) (HD) FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD) Sonic Duo Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams B. Flay Challenge (HD) Good Eats Unwrap FOOD Nopalea Paid Prog. Cancer You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (PG-13) ›› (HD) Deuce FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Brothers Solomon (R, ‘07) › (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) HIST Paid Prog. Nopalea The Most (CC) (TVG) Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Swamp People (CC) Good Buy Outdoor Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz HGTV Paid Prog. Dig In CoreBody Balancing Designing Chris Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Danc.

Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) AMTV Music videos. AMTV: 10 on Top Ke$ha Ke$ha Ke$ha Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code MTV MTV Jams (TVPG) Dora...

Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...

Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) House “DNR” (TVPG) House (CC) (TV14) OXY My Super Ex-Girlfriend (PG-13, ‘06) ›› SPIKE Defrosting Insanity! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Insanity! Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Warehouse 13 (CC) Warehouse 13 (CC) Immortal Voyage SYFY More Sex Hair Loss Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Defiance (HD) Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl TCM Purple Noon (PG-13, ‘60) ››› (Alain Delon) Have I the Right to Kill?, ‘64 ›› The Yellow Rolls-Royce (9:45) (NR, ‘64) ››› (CC) Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed TLC Seeing vs. Believing Baby’s Charmed (TVPG) Charmed (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TVPG) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Hotels Homes Homes Homes Homes Homes Your Job Trip Flip Trip Flip No Reservation TRAV Hotels Police Video TRUTV Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Sexy Abs In Session (HD) Divorced The Exes Van Dyke Love Lucy Griffith Gunsmoke TVLAND Paid Prog. Look Sexy Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Murder, She Wrote Law Order: CI Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TV14) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) USA Law Order: CI Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Morning Buzz Off Pitch Married VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Sofia the First Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little Scary Movie 3 (8:15) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (9:45), ‘03 ENC Stepmom (6:05) (PG-13, ‘98) ›› Joyful Noise (PG-13) ›› (HD) The Girl ››› (HD) Rundown HBO Harriet the Spy (6:10) ›› (HD) The Five-Year Engagement (9:10) (R) ››› Reunion Matrix MAX Purple Rain (5:10) (R) Phenomenon (7:05), ‘96 ›› (HD) V.I. Warshawski (8:45) (R, ‘91) ›› (CC) Wishful Thinking (10:20) (R) › SHOW Touching Holy Man (6:45) Premiere. (HD) Arthur Christmas (PG) Forget Paris (9:40) (PG-13) ››› The Alamo STARZ An Unfinished Life (6:10), ‘05 ›› Looking for Palladin (R) › (HD) TMC Dogboys Partners in Crime (6:35) (R) ›› Touched (8:10) (R, ‘05) (CC) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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THURSDAY AFTERNOON

Noon 12:30 1 pm

Broadcast Cable

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2:30

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4:30

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News Eco Co. Trisha Goddard Maury (N) (TV14) Anderson Live (N) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N) News Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News NBC News My Pillow Derm Williams 30 Rock Insider Inside Ed. The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) News 5 Bold/Beau The Talk (N) (CC) (HD) Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court Judge Judge KPIX 5 CBS % KPIX News tiful (TV14) (HD) (TVG) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Judy (N) Judy News Evening Caillou Clifford Masterpiece Classic American Experience American Newsline News Business & WordWrld Barney The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7 World _ (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG) lionaire (TVG) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) News News Test Kitchen News PBS NewsHour (N) News Tiger Cat in the Wild Kratt ) Charlie Rose (TVG) Check General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N) Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love Above Path House Paid Prog. House Music Beat House Saigon : Hdlnes Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (N) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury (CC) (TV14) Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Los Ángeles de la Muerte (NR, ‘95) Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de La Loba Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Va Que Va Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur (N) Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney North Pole Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold Autoline Visionary CEO Globl Aviators Quest ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Ladders Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Cooking Journey Derm Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (CC) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) Galaxy Quest (3:45) (PG) ››› (Tim Allen) (HD) AMC Romancing the Stone (11:15) (PG) Marked for Death (1:45) (R) ›› (HD) Tanked (CC) (TVPG) To Be Announced To Be Announced Gator Boys (TVPG) Wild Serengeti (TVPG) ANIM Pit Boss (TV14) Parkers Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Snakes on a Plane (R, ‘06) ›› (Samuel L. Jackson) BET Rebound (11) ›› BRAVO Tabatha Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Newlyweds: The First Year (4:15) Tardy Teen Mom (TVPG) Teen Mom (TVPG) Strictest Parents Strictest Parents Reba Reba CMT Teen Mom (TVPG) Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report Treasure Detectives CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Tosh.0 Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (2:26) ›› Futurama Futurama Sunny COM DL Hugh. 30 Rock 30 Rock Tosh.0 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World Poker Tour Red Bull King of the FIA WTCC SaberCats Chronicle Live (N) CSNBA Paid Prog. Get Fit Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) MythBusters (TVPG) Beyond Survival Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Backyard Backyard DSC Almost, Away Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Kardashians Interview Blue Crush (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (HD) E! E! News (HD) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA NBA Basketball ESPN Outside Football NFL Live (N) (CC) NFL32 (N) (CC) Around Pardon NFL Live (N) (CC) Catching Hell (HD) ESPN2 First Take Le Batard SportsNation (N) Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Paula Trisha’s FOOD Paula Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men FX Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo › Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Brady Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Who-Dogs Who-Dogs The Waltons (TVG) HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Chasing Swamp People (CC) HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (TVG) Wife Swap (TVPG) LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG) Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Zach The Show Ridic.

Ridic.

Ridic.

Girl Code (4:15) Girl Code Ridic.

MTV Awkward. Awkward. (12:45) Max, Ruby Dora...

Dora...

Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.

NICK Peter The Will: Revealed OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) The Will: Outrageous The Will: Outrageous The Will: Final House Demanding.

Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) OXY House “Detox” (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) DEA (TV14) SPIKE DEA (TV14) Neverland (Part 1 of 2) Neverland (CC) (Part 2 of 2) Defiance (HD) SYFY Immortal Voyage Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim Spirits of the Dead (R) ››› (Jane Fonda) Now Playing (4:15) There’s Always TCM Once a Thief (NR, ‘65) ›› (Alain Delon) Baby Baby Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones “Pilot” (TV14) Castle (CC) (TVPG) Castle (CC) (TVPG) TNT Bones (CC) (TV14) Squirrel Looney Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Adventure TOON Looney Scooby Scooby Almost Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Mysteries-Museum TRAV Donut Paradise (TVG) Bizarre Foods Stings Hurts Hurts Hurts Hurts Most Shocking Most Shocking TRUTV Principal’s Principal’s Stings Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) M*A*S*H (5:09) (CC) TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (12:40) (CC) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (1:50) NCIS Officer’s sword. NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) USA Burn Notice (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) Model Employee T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Hip Hop VH-1 Married Movie (12:40) Chris Chris Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI Phineas Dog Dog Dog Austin Austin Austin Austin DISN Ratatouille (G, ‘07) ››› (CC) (HD) Stargate (1:10) (PG-13, ‘94) ›› Underworld: Awakening (3:15) ›› Scary Movie 3 (4:50) ENC Lord of the Rings Million Dollar Baby ›››› (HD) Brides Joyful Noise, ‘12 (HD) HBO The Rundown (11:30) Apol Elephants MAX The Matrix Revolutions (11:30) (R) William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet (1:40) J. Edgar (3:40) (R, ‘11) ›› (CC) (HD) Dawn Rider (R, ‘12) (CC) The Ref (5:15) ›› SHOW A Summer in Genoa (R, ‘08) ›› The Amateurs (1:45) (R, ‘05) (Jeff Bridges) Donnie Brasco (1:50) (R) ››› Da Vinci’s Demons Return to Me ››› STARZ The Alamo (11:30) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› Fade to Black (R, ‘06) (CC) (HD) For Love of the Game ›› (HD) TMC Forget Me Not (NR, ‘10) ›› (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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THURSDAY EVENING

Thursday

7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny learns that Leonard does not celebrate birthdays, so she plans a surprise party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` The Big Bang Theory Amy and Sheldon’s relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of “Dungeons & Dragons.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Brian dates a blind girl only to find out she hates dogs; the Griffins install a new staircase. (CC) (TV14) V Finding Billy Elliot The nationwide search for 3 young actors to share the lead role in Broadway’s Billy Elliot the musical. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Without a Trace The team searches for a football coach who goes missing after being fired. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E The First 48 A man is beaten to death in broad daylight. (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC (7:01) Small Town Security A business consultant tries to make the office behave more professionally. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Scott and Kelly are Alaskans looking for a place on the Kenai River. (CC) (HD) (TVG) HIST Swamp People The battleweary veterans need their deckhands to step up like never before. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN The Will: Family Secrets Revealed Taylor leaves behind a million-dollar estate; a legal battle breaks out between his children. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) SPIKE DEA A high-risk operation ends in a deadly showdown. (HD) (TV14) TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor Becky realizes that Jared and Chelsey’s wedding could be her last chance to throw a major event. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle The detective on Beckett’s mother’s homicide case is killed after telling her he has information. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest...

(HD) (TV14) USA NCIS An escaped convict threatens a friend of Gibbs.

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May 4-10, 2013

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory The guys enter a costume contest with Penny’s new boyfriend.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` (7:31) Two and a Half Men (Season Finale) Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) AMC (7:31) Small Town Security Christa pursues her dream of being a private investigator; Irwin’s cousin visits. (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (7:45) Married to Medicine The fallout from the brawl continues; Quad invites both Mariah and Toya to her puppy soiree. (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Andy and Carolyn are avid dogsledders from New Jersey who are looking for an Alaskan home. (CC) (HD) (TVG) NICK Drake & Josh A little girl from Josh’s Campfire Kids troop develops a crush on Drake. (CC) (TVY7)

8 p.m. ^ H American Idol Contestants face elimination. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + Community (Season Finale) With enough credits to graduate, Jeff contemplates his future; the darkest timeline returns. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % The Big Bang Theory Amy and Sheldon’s relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of “Dungeons & Dragons.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Wipeout (Season Premiere) Contestants tackle obstacles including Big Balls, Barsy Bot 3000 and Octopushy.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Seven Wonders of the Buddhist World Seven ancient and

modern Buddhist locations around world. (CC) (HD) ` (8:01) Person of Interest (Season Finale) Finch and Reese team up with unexpected allies as they race to fix the machine. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames investigate the deaths of a witness and a cop. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L The Vampire Diaries Caroline tries to distract Elena from her new obsession; during a violent wind storm, ghosts appear. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends The gang goes to London for Ross’ wedding; Phoebe stays home to await the birth of triplets. (CC) (ESP HD Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) V Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City The singer performs some of his favorite songs at Citi Field in New York. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ In the Americas With David Yetman A train departs from Lima, Peru, and arrives at Huancayo, on the Altiplano of the Andes. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds The team hunts for a serial arsonist who targets community meeting places in a small town. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The First 48 A truck driver is found dead in the cab of his rig; an exotic dancer is found murdered at her home. (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Small Town Security The Lieutenant tests the guards with sneak attacks and pepper spray training. (HD) (TV14) COM Futurama Bender wants to photograph an elusive actor.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Dan Miotke is looking for a cheap property in Alaska that he can fix up into his own man cabin. (CC) (HD) (TVG) E! The Soup (N) (HD) (TV14) HIST Swamp People A massive sinkhole consumes part of Troy’s hunting grounds; the Beast of the East. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Big Time Rush Lucy releases her album about being dumped by Kendall; James creates an Internet rumor. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A murder plot involving a dinner party of six. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Casino Confidential (N) (CC) (HD) TNT Castle The murder of a lottery winner leaves Castle and Beckett with a wealth of suspects. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA NCIS Marine is attacked in his home and his daughter is kidnapped. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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9 p.m. ^ H Glee (Season Finale) Competition at regionals gets tough when New Directions face the Hoosierdaddies. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Office Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ White Collar Peter and Neal investigate a number of bank robberies. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % (9:01) Person of Interest (Season Finale) Finch and Reese team up with unexpected allies as they race to fix the machine. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Grey’s Anatomy The doctors prepare for a superstorm headed for Seattle; Meredith and her baby are put in danger. (N) (CC) (HD) ) The Buddha Richard Gere narrates the life of the Buddha.

(CC) (HD) (TVG) ` (9:01) Elementary Sherlock accepts a case from a man who claims to be Moriarty. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Beauty and the Beast Gabe reveals information that makes Cat think they can find a cure for Vincent. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D The Big Bang Theory The guys enter a costume contest

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(CC) (HD) (TV14) V How the Beatles Rocked the Kremlin Beatles inspired a generation of Russian teens.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Land of the Dragon China is home to 38 World Heritage sites, including the Summer Palace and Anhui. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds Serial killer targeting coeds on spring break. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The First 48 (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Small Town Security Captain takes stock and rekindles his romance with Chief. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Tosh puts an end to spam mail and beats a world record. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Ryan and Skippy want their new home to be their own piece of Alaska.

(CC) (HD) (TVG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Swamp People A swamper gets called back to his office job; a young hunter’s risky night scout pays off. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A young person falls in love with someone their parents hate. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women’s weight loss shrinks her tattoo; a sports fan’s tattoo ruins her favorite team.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle A friend of Castle’s is suspected of murdering his wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Outdoor parties in a hurricane; a coach trashing the team trophy.

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D The Big Bang Theory Penny learns that Leonard does not celebrate birthdays, so she plans a surprise party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ West Encounters East Traditions, culture and art of Japanese-Brazilian artists. (CC) (TVG) AMC Small Town Security Lieutenant is urged to work on his love life; Chief is busy promoting her show. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (9:45) Married to Medicine (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Jackson Meyer, a licensed pilot, and his wife Kandi, look for a remote cabin in Seldovia. (CC) (HD) (TVG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? One of Ryan’s friends visits him during a swim meet.

(HD) (TVPG) FX Anger Management Charlie lets his father help him coach a baseball team. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones Tywin plans unions for the Lannisters; Melisandre visits the Riverlands; Robb wants to repair his

alliance with House Frey; Roose Bolton makes a decision about Jaime Lannister; Jon, Ygritte and the Wildlings face a formidable climb. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women has a reminder of a failed career; someone got a tattoo they never asked for.

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(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:02) Scandal Cyrus is at the center of a big scandal at the White House; Olivia is betrayed. (N) (CC) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The gang tries to create its own public access news show. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) D Seinfeld After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend, she resorts to someone else’s words to woo him back. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V American Masters John Lennon’s life with his family in New York. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ± Criminal Minds The team realizes that a child abduction may not be the work of the person charged. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The Killer Speaks A man kills two people at a friend’s home, then has a shootout with law-enforcement officials.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Small Town Security (Season Premiere) The gang deals with the community’s reaction to the television show.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Best friends and business partners own a failing salon. (N) (TV14) COM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis and Dee decide whether or not to pull the plug on their ailing grandfather. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Buying Alaska Mike York and his son Hunter look for a recreational hunting property in Alaska. (CC) (HD) (TVG) E! Nick Cannon’s Big Surprise Nick surprises his grandparents with a home makeover. (N) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Chasing Tail A fever hits deer camp as the guys face off to see who can bag the biggest buck in town. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A young husband nurses his wife throughout a mysterious illness. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Men at Work Tyler dates a woman with kids; an office is vacated at work. (N) (HD) (TVPG)

May 4-10, 2013 TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A tribute to a best friend; an attempt at vengeance; a doughnut tattoo looks like something else. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Beckett and Castle learn a murder victim was involved in a mysterious conspiracy. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking Scuba diver meets an eel; monkeys steal a man’s pants. (HD) (TV14) USA NCIS When a Marine is killed, a discovery is made about his past. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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4 Scrubs When Kim goes into labor, she and J.D. worry about their future as a couple. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Frasier’s new girlfriend (Teri Hatcher) has some quirky hang-ups. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Michael strives to keep the staff’s spirit up after learning of a branch closing.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ America’s Heartland Kansas City Farmers Market; couple begins farm career with goats; demand for unusual flavors of cheese; Vermont diner.

(CC) (TVG) AMC Small Town Security The lieutenant trains his elite force; the chief gets a public-access talk show. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Frank plans to undercut the garbage men union to get the contract to collect the city’s trash. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Buying Alaska Bud Jacque and his wife look for an Alaskan home where Bud can spend his days hunting and fishing. (CC) (HD) (TVG) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie’s license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea’s birthday party. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO Veep Selina is annoyed when the White House releases an unflattering photo of her; Mike and Kent bond; Jonah gets an executive parking space; Sue has a job interview; Selina tries to keep her staff happy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (10:31) Chasing Tail (Season Finale) Mike and his buddies attempt to turn the problems of hunting in the suburbs to their advantage. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE The Client List Riley attempts to let Kyle back into her life; Kyle looks for a job. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A man’s teenage tattoo; a workout tattoo gone bad; a self-portrait. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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) The Dabbawallas Profile of the Dabbawallas, people of India that deliver more than 100,000 lunches to workplaces. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Late Show With David Letterman Animal expert Jack Hanna; actor Benedict Cumberbatch. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge. (CC) (TVPG) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock A video of Tracy on an offensive rant leaks online; Jack refuses to approve of Liz’s boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons After a video of Homer ranting goes viral, he gets his own political talk show.

(CC) (TVPG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A golden sky glows above trees and bushes on a black canvas. (CC) (TVG) ± House House and Cuddy explore the ramifications of their feelings for each other. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) Bates Motel A mysterious stranger causes problems for Norma; Dylan and Remo take a fateful road trip.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC (11:01) Small Town Security The gang deals with the community’s reaction to the television show. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live Singer Natalie Maines; actress Carrie Ann Inaba. (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Ryan and Skippy want their new home to be their own piece of Alaska.

(CC) (HD) (TVG) E! Chelsea Lately Edie Falco; Bobby Lee; Loni Love; Mo Mandel. (N) (HD) (TV14) FX Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (N) (HD) (TVMA) HBO Cathouse: Come to the Party! The women of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch host a Valentine’s Day party. (CC) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) America’s Secret Slang Etymology of common phrases relating to politics.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A murder plot involving a dinner party of six. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW Gigolos Brace worries over a woman’s intentions when she hires him and Nick; Ash teaches a client about tantric sex; Bradley learns that silence is golden. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off.

(CC) (TVMA) TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women’s weight loss shrinks her tattoo; a sports fan’s tattoo ruins her favorite team.

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11:30 p.m. ^ How I Met Your Mother Marshall goes to his father’s grave for New Year’s Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Singer Shakira; comic Marc Maron; Tom Jones performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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$ 30 Rock A video of Tracy on an offensive rant leaks online; Jack refuses to approve of Liz’s boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % (11:35) Late Show With David Letterman Animal expert Jack Hanna; actor Benedict Cumberbatch. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Tobey Maguire; Kerry Washington; will.i.am performs.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Jack and Liz travel to Kenneth’s hometown in search of new talent. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Office Michael readies himself for the news about Holly’s relationship; New Year’s resolutions. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Out of Ireland (CC) (TVG)

AMC (11:31) Small Town Security The chief tries to accept Croft’s past; the captain tries to pull himself up. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (11:31) Tabatha Takes Over Best friends and business partners own a failing salon.

(TV14) COM (11:31) The Colbert Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Buying Alaska Jackson Meyer, a licensed pilot, and his wife Kandi, look for a remote cabin in Seldovia. (CC) (HD) (TVG) FX BrandX With Russell Brand (HD) (TVMA) HBO Cathouse: Frisky Business The women of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch reveal tips in the art of making money. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:32) America’s Secret Slang Etymology from the Amer-

ican Revolution to WWII. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX (11:45) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 1: Girls Gone Topless A compilation of episodes from season three of the erotic series. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SHOW The Borgias Cardinal Farnese discovers Versucci’s theft; Alexander calls for a Crusade; Giulia arranges an orgy for the new Cardinals; King Ferdinand learns that Lucrezia’s marriage has not been consummated. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women has a reminder of a failed career; someone got a tattoo they never asked for.

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7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny finds Sheldon to be an unwilling confidant. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Undercover Boss Intriguing employees featured in past episodes. (N) (CC) (HD) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy The family heads to Florida to check out potential retirement communities for Lois’ father. (CC) (TV14) V New Tricks Sandra’s trust shatters when she discovers her team has hidden a secret.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Cold Case Lilly and the team reopen the case of a 1994 teen suicide. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars Darrell has a profitable time in Long Beach, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:27) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns Will and Joe head to Jordan for some high level meetings; Kris takes on a stubborn Solothurn. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) HIST American Pickers Mil Blair decides to sell some of his rare collections; temple of surfing; California Surf Museum. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Police Women of Maricopa County Deb deals with a domestic violence case; Kelly joins in a drug raid; Amie apprehends a fugitive wanted for murder; Lindsay comes under fire from drug dealers in the Arizona desert. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Seinfeld Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta Bride Mallory is torn between trendy and conservative; Lorie has recently lost over 100 pounds. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TNT The Mentalist Witnesses claim a man was killed by a ghost. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Wipeout Contestants face the Trick Stairs, Hoop Run and Fling Set. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy and Blanche invent an admirer for Rose. (CC) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The theft of embryos

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from a sperm bank lead the detectives to publicity hungry extremists. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard has an idea for a smartphone application. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) This Week in Northern California Insightful discussion and news analysis. Host: Belva Davis. (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men In need of a birthday gift for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Peter’s dad imposes his beliefs on the family.

(CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars Jarrod overpays for some toys in Ontario, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:57) Tosh.0 A reporter who can’t break glass gets a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Seinfeld George finds the perfect woman; Kramer gets a pet; Elaine dates a bald man.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A young widow takes her second trip to the altar at a Train concert. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls A lonely Santa takes the roommates hostage. (CC) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H Kitchen Nightmares (Season Finale) Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Ariz.

(N) (CC) (TV14) # + Fashion Star (Season Finale) The final three contestants design a collection for each of the retailers; the winner is chosen. (N) (HD) (TVPG) $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC) % Undercover Boss Intriguing employees featured in past episodes. (N) (CC) (HD) _ * Shark Tank An energy and nutritional supplement designed and tested by active members of the military. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Washington Week With Gwen Ifill (N) (CC) ` Vegas (Season Finale) Intent on seeking revenge, Sheriff Lamb teams up with Savino to take down Porter Gainsley.

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dence that a doctor is stealing heirlooms from elderly patients.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Nikita The team feels threatened by Amanda and her mysterious new partners; Alex considers an offer. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross deals with the fallout from the wedding; Monica and Chandler fight desire.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Death in Paradise An old colleague of Richard’s turns up in Saint Marie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Red Green Show Harold decides to get married at the Lodge. (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case A mother claims to know who might have killed her daughter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars Vault auction in Chatsworth, Calif.; Darrell finds treasure in Brandon’s trash. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (8:28) Tosh.0 Web redemption for “boom goes the dynamite”; stuff guys never want to hear girls say. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded Will is on edge with the SOCOM order still on hold. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HIST American Pickers The Gettysburg Museum asks Mike and Frank to hunt down some hard to find Civil War items.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Police Women of Maricopa County Deb braves a heavy rainstorm to help a teen run down by a drunken driver; Lindsay bags two men with marijuana hidden in a shoe; Amie helps bring a sex offender to justice; Kelly investigates a surprising act of road rage. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Spartacus: War of the Damned The existence of a possible spy causes tension between Spartacus and his men; Crassus uses a longabandoned form of Roman punishment to teach his soldiers a brutal lesson. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC) (HD) TBS Family Guy Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Four Weddings: Unveiled Kathy has a Coney Island bash; Amanda receives a special Army salute at her wedding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout A summer preview includes the brand-new obstacle course. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia’s caustic sister (Nancy Walker) visits. (CC) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit An overzealous reporter’s accusation leads a despondent new mother to kill herself. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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8:30 p.m. ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) D Friends A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Just Seen It Reviews of “Love Is All You Need,” “Oblivion” and “Mud”; retrospective of Star Trek. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers descend on Compton, Calif.; Darrell and Brandon can’t get their rappers straight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (8:58) Inside Amy Schumer Amy tries to figure out sexting; a visit to a testiclethemed restaurant. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? One of Ryan’s friends visits him during a swim meet.

(HD) (TVPG) NICK (8:45) SpongeBob SquarePants Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up after a failure. (CC) (TVY7) TBS Family Guy Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris’s girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Following his major surgery, Dorothy allows her ex-husband, Stan, to recuperate in her bedroom.

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9 p.m. ^ H Touch (Season Finale) Aster Corps gets closer to competing the sequence; Martin and Trevor race to save Amelia and Jake. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + Dateline NBC (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Monk Monk travels to Mexico to investigate the mysterious death of a skydiver. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Vegas (Season Finale) Intent on seeking revenge, Sheriff Lamb teams up with Savino to take down Porter Gainsley.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Shark Tank Teaching kids how to ride a bike that doesn’t have pedals; a movie about motorcycle racing. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Movie “Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings” (2012, NR) Premiere. (HD) (1:00) ` Blue Bloods (Season Finale) The Reagans try to take down the leader of the gang responsible for the murder of a family friend. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG) ? L Supernatural When Sam and Dean reunite with Castiel, they find a film that could be the key to the third trial. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard has an idea for a smartphone application. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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TVTIMES V Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Adams investigates a spiritualist; Geoffrey falls in love. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Discover Vivaldi’s Four Seasons Soloist Peter Winograd and The Discovery Orchestra reveal descriptive sonnets within concertos. (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case Clues found during recent bank robberies help the team solve an old case.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders make their Hollywood premiere, with Dave assuming the role of storage villain. (CC) (HD) COM (9:29) Workaholics The guys battle Montez in Small Claims Court. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns Flem modifies an MK-7; overhauling an anti-tank cannon. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guests Katie Lowes and Willa Holland. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers The guys stumble on an atomic-era spaceship clock; Junk Man Bob’s huge collection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Stephanie and Kimmy plot to catch Steve in the act of cheating on D.J. (CC) (TVG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya Jackson lives her life on her own terms. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (N) (CC) (TVMA) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A bride has been engaged four times; a vow renewal gown. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout The Mood Swing; the Scareousel; the Super Tramp. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra vows to get even after Ray gets laughs at her expense. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Cecilia goes missing and comic books are the key to finding her. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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D The Big Bang Theory Penny finds Sheldon to be an unwilling confidant. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers encounter fierce competition from “The Kings of Swag” in Lake Elsinore, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (9:59) Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO (9:45) Fast & Furious 6: HBO First Look Vin Diesel and Paul Walker star in the action film. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Everyone searches for Michelle’s stolen bicycle. (CC) (TVG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya confronts questions about her brother’s death. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta Hannah wants a dress to

FRIDAY EVENING match her special cowgirl boots; Bride Leslie knows what she wants. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra finds herself wishing her mother (Katherine Helmond) were more like Marie.

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10 p.m. ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC) (HD) # + (10:01) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) (HD) $ Monk Monk investigates the death of a circus ringmaster. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Blue Bloods (Season Finale) The Reagans try to take down the leader of the gang responsible for the murder of a family friend. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) 20/20 (N) (CC) (HD) ) Movie “One Voice” (2010, NR) (HD) (1:00) ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Frank, Dennis and Dee suspect Mac is a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) D Seinfeld Jerry’s car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L KPIX 5 News on the CW (N) V The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes Signor Zamba is murdered by a member of the Red Circle. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Janis Ian: Live From Grand Center Grammy Award-winning singer Janis Ian performs. (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case A 1998 case involving a drug mule is reopened. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers visit Long Beach, Calif.; Darrell and Brandon’s purchase could brew up a tidy profit. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Wild West Alaska Ken faces a tough choice when the winner of a hand-to-paw grizzly battle asks for a special favor.

(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guest Brad Goreski. (N) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier The Crane brothers throw a singles party. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST American Pickers The guys pick in a house that’s stacked to the ceiling with toys; Mike adds to his collection.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran’s cousin Toddy helps with costumes for a Broadway benefit. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya has specific needs in the search for her dream house.

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May 4-10, 2013 STARZ (10:05) Da Vinci’s Demons Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci to defend his estranged son in court; Leonardo surprises the corrupt judge during a performance for visiting royalty; the Turk visits Leonardo at his workshop. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY Merlin (N) (CC) TLC I Found the Gown (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Motorcycle chicken; parachuting into a wedding. (HD) (TV14) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Frank passes out Ray’s colorful “chocolate coins.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives look for suspects at the school of a murdered teenage bully. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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4 Scrubs The janitor gives the Sacred Heart staff a lesson in being environmentally conscious. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier A dead seal washes ashore, threatening Niles’ soiree. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Jim and Pam reunite when the company branches merge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Darrell hopes to score another major find as the bidders converge in Stanton, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast of actor David Hasselhoff. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Circumstances prevent Frasier from connecting with a woman; Niles has a tryst. (CC) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran quits in a huff after Maxwell catches her puffing on a cigarette. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya goes on her first date with a fireman. (HD) (TVPG) TLC I Found the Gown (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Robert moves out of his parents’ home into a garage.

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11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry’s car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC) (HD) $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N) (CC) % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N) (HD) _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N) (CC) (HD) ) Need to Know (N) (CC) (HD) * News 10 at 11:00 Shornack and Mendonsa. (N) (CC) + NBC Bay Area News at 11 (N) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Chris Pine; comic Tom Dreesen; She & Him perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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4 According to Jim Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement. (CC) (TVPG) ? CW31 News (N) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Jack finds time to face off with Devin Banks and meddle in Liz’s relationship.

(CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons When the Simpsons are kicked out of Springfield, they join an off-thegrid community near by. (CC) (TVPG) V Moyers & Company (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A waterfall flows at the foot of a mountainous glacier. (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case Lilly uses her skills to solve a killer’s demented puzzle and save a young boy’s life. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) Storage Wars In Chino, Calif., Darrell lets his son Brandon try his luck; Dave wins big when he buys in bulk.

(CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Sons of Guns Flem modifies an MK-7; overhauling an anti-tank cannon. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Chelsea Lately Ryan Lochte is promoting his show; James Davis; Fortune Feimster; Ryan Stout. (HD) (TV14) FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier surprises his new station manager by defending himself. (CC) (TVPG) HBO VICE News that is usually overlooked by the mainstream media. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Pickers Mike has injured his back but can’t afford to take time off; the guys make a big mistake. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE (11:01) Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX Zane’s the Jump Off Dmitri receives shocking news and Lauren tries to help him cope; Woody wants Kenya back; Spencer acts on his feelings for Nandi. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK Friends Carol (Jane Sibbett) begins labor; Ross and Susan (Jessica Hecht) clash.

(CC) (TVPG) OWN Police Women of Maricopa County Deb braves a heavy rainstorm to help a teen run down by a drunken driver; Lindsay bags two men with marijuana hidden in a shoe; Amie helps bring a sex offender to justice; Kelly investigates a surprising act of road rage. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Defiance Kenya tries to amend the corrupt affairs of Tirra. (HD) TBS Are We There Yet? Suzanne’s mother attacks Nick for being a bad husband. (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A bride has been engaged four times; a vow renewal gown. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking A redneck gun safety expert

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“Above and Beyond” ››› (1953, Historical Drama) Robert Taylor. A colonel can’t tell his wife he’s training to bomb Hiroshima. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Fri. 10:15 p.m.

“Above the Rim” ›› (1994, Drama) Duane Martin. Turmoil clouds the life of a talented young athlete. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 11 a.m.

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” › (2012, Action) Benjamin Walker. Abraham Lincoln wages a secret battle against the undead. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) HBO Sat. 8 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sun. 7:10 p.m.; Tue. 9 p.m.; Wed. 3:45 a.m.

“Accidents Happen” ›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) Geena Davis. A teen becomes a delinquent after the death of his sister. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) TMC Sun. 5:05 a.m.; Sat. 4:40 a.m.

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” ›› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A goofy gumshoe probes the kidnapping of the Miami dolphin. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) CMT Sat. 11 p.m.; Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. Midnight “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls” ›› (1995, Comedy) Jim Carrey. Goofy sleuth seeks a sacred white bat. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Thu. 2:26 p.m.; Fri. 2:02 a.m.

“After Fall, Winter” ›› (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. A failed novelist becomes involved with a secret dominatrix. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:11) TMC Mon. 2:35 a.m.

“Agent Cody Banks” ›› (2003, Adventure) Frankie Muniz. A teenager leads a secret double-life as a spy for the CIA. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:42) TMC Sat. 7:15 a.m.

“The Alamo” ›› (2004, War) Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (CC) (PG-13) (2:17) STARZ Sun. 3:35 a.m., 3:40 p.m.; Thu. 11:30 a.m., 8:40 p.m.; Fri. 5 a.m.

“Ali” ››› (2001, Biography) Will Smith. Based on the life story of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali. (CC) (R) (2:38) STARZ Tue. 1:10 a.m., 4:30 p.m.

“Aliens” ›››› (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver.

Space Marines battle an army of deadly monsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Mon. 9:30 a.m.

“All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. The wife of a New York real estate scion suddenly goes missing. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) SHOW Tue. 4:15 p.m.; Wed. 3:05 a.m.

“Along Came Polly” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller.

A jilted newlywed finds solace with another woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) MAX Sat. 10:30 a.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m.

“Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel” ›› (2009, Comedy) Zachary Levi. Live action/animated. Alvin, Simon and Theodore enter a battle of the bands. (CC) (PG) (2:00) D Sat. 3 p.m.

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QUICK CLICKS 4-STAR MOVIES “Aliens” ›››› (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver.

Space Marines battle an army of deadly monsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Mon. 9:30 a.m.

“American Graffiti” ›››› (1973, Comedy-Drama) Richard Dreyfuss. Town teens cruise on graduation night 1962. (CC) (PG) (1:50) ENC Wed. 7:30 a.m.

“Cinderella” ›››› (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods.

Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charming.

(CC) (G) (1:14) DISN Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:30 p.m.

“Driving Miss Daisy” ›››› (1989, Comedy-Drama) Morgan Freeman. Atlanta widow and chauffeur reflect changes from 1948 to 1973. (CC) (PG) (1:45) TCM Wed. 6:45 p.m.

“Father of the Bride” ›››› (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy.

A family agonizes over a brideto-be’s immense wedding. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 1:45 a.m.

“42nd Street” ›››› (1933, Musical Comedy) Ruby Keeler.

An injury gives an understudy a shot at stardom. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 9 p.m.

“Funny Girl” ›››› (1968, Musical) Barbra Streisand.

Ziegfeld Follies’ Fanny Brice loves gambler Nicky Arnstein.

(CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Sun. 6:45 p.m.

“Goodbye, Mr. Chips” ›››› (1939, Drama) Robert Donat. A shy teacher devotes his life to his students. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 10:15 a.m.

“A Hatful of Rain” ›››› (1957, Drama) Eva Marie Saint.

A drug addict hides his habit from his wife and family. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 10:30 p.m.

“The Informer” ›››› (1935, Drama) Victor McLaglen. A slow-witted traitor doesn’t understand his punishment. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 3 a.m.

“Late Spring” ›››› (1949, Drama) Senji Itô. A widower sacrifices his own happiness for his daughter’s. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 11:45 p.m.

“The Magnificent Ambersons” ›››› (1942, Drama) Joseph Cotten. A family clings to tradition in times of change. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 8 a.m.

“Man on Fire” ›››› (1957, Drama) Bing Crosby. A man refuses his remarried ex-wife custody of their son. (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 12:30 a.m.

“Marty” ›››› (1955, Drama) Ernest Borgnine. A plain but

friendly Bronx butcher finds his soul mate in a teacher. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:31) MAX Mon. 6:30 a.m.

“Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood.

A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Tue. 12:45 a.m.; Thu. 2 p.m.

“Out of the Past” ›››› (1947, Crime Drama) Robert Mitchum. A gambler’s no-good girlfriend crosses a private eye.

(CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 8:30 p.m.

“The Philadelphia Story” ›››› (1940, Romance-Comedy) Cary Grant. An ex-husband’s return upsets a socialite’s wedding plans. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Fri. 12:15 p.m.

“Sergeant York” ›››› (1941, War) Gary Cooper. Tennessee pacifist Alvin C. York becomes a World War I hero. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Fri. 2:30 p.m.

“The Amateurs” (2005, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. Small-town citizens make an amateur porn film. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Thu. 1:45 p.m.

“American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James” (2010, Western) George Stults. Outlaw Jesse James and brother Frank dodge a marshal. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) TMC Tue. 6:05 a.m.

“American Flyer” (2011, Adventure) Danny Trejo. A Mexican boy creates a flying machine to take him to Los Angeles. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:26) SHOW Fri. 8 a.m.

“American Graffiti” ›››› (1973, Comedy-Drama) Richard Dreyfuss. Town teens cruise on graduation night 1962. (CC) (PG) (1:50) ENC Wed. 7:30 a.m.

“American Man” (2012, Documentary) Concussions affect former football player Kevin Turner. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. Midnight “American Reunion” ›› (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs.

The gang from “American Pie” has a high-school reunion. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) MAX Sun. 5:50 p.m.; Fri. 11:45 a.m., 9:05 p.m.

“America’s Parking Lot” (2012, Documentary) Die-hard football fans spend a last sea-

son at Texas Stadium. (CC) (NR) (1:15) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 8 a.m.; Sat. 1:30 a.m.

“Angel Eyes” ›› (2001, Drama) Jennifer Lopez. A policewoman meets a man who saw his family die in an accident.

(R) (2:00) OXY Fri. 6 a.m., 10:30 a.m.

“Angus” ››› (1995, ComedyDrama) Charlie Talbert. A chubby misfit dreams of winning a cheerleader’s heart. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:29) MAX Tue. 8 a.m.

“Any Given Sunday” ››› (1999, Drama) Al Pacino. A football coach copes with crises on and off the field. (CC) (R) (3:00) CMT Sat. 8 p.m.

“Apollo 13” ››› (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks.

Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission.

(CC) (HD) (PG) (2:20) HBO Sat. 6:30 a.m.; Fri. Noon “The Apostle” ››› (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. An outlaw Texas preacher attempts to redeem himself. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:28) SHOW Mon. 4:50 a.m.

“Arthur Christmas” ››› (2011, Comedy) Voices of James McAvoy. Animated. Santa’s youngest son undertakes an urgent Christmas mission.

(CC) (PG) (1:40) STARZ Thu. 8

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“The Asphalt Jungle” ››› (1950, Crime Drama) Sterling Hayden. Ex-convict plans jewel heist with odd losers. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 5 p.m.

“Assassins” ›› (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hitman embarks upon his final assignment. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Wed. 5 p.m.

“Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” ››› (1999, Comedy) Mike Myers. Austin travels in time to get his mojo back. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Thu. 1:30 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.

“The Aviator” ››› (2004, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio.

Howard Hughes produces movies and flies airplanes. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (4:00) USA Wed. 7 a.m.

Rating Guide G — For general audiences.

PG — Parental guidance suggested; some material may not be suitable for preteens.

PG-13 — Parents cautioned to give special guidance to children under 13, because some material may be inappropriate.

R — Restricted. Not

recommended for those under 17.

NC–17 — Adults only.

NR — Not rated.

Review ★ – Poor

★★ – Fair

★★★ – Good

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“Ba’al: The Storm God” (2008, Science Fiction) Jeremy London. An archaeologist releases an ancient god from captivity.

(CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 3 a.m.

“Babes on Broadway” ››› (1941, Musical Comedy) Mickey Rooney. Talented youngsters put on another show, this time

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“Back to the Future” ››› (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. A boy travels through time to his parents’ teenage years.

(CC) (PG) (1:56) ENC Sat. 2:10 p.m.; Sun. 8 a.m.; Thu. 11:45 p.m.

“Back to the Future Part II” ››› (1989, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. Marty’s time traveling is threatened by a dangerous rival. (CC) (PG) (1:47) ENC Sat. 4:10 p.m.

“Back to the Future Part III” ››› (1990, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. Marty McFly visits the Old West to save the imperiled Doc. (CC) (PG) (1:58) ENC Sat. 6 p.m.

“Bad Boys II” ›› (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence. Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. (R) (2:26) BRAVO Fri. 9 p.m., 11:30 p.m.

“The Bad News Bears” ››› (1976, Comedy) Walter Matthau. Two star players revitalize a Little League Baseball team. (HD) (PG) (1:42) AMC Fri. 3:17 a.m.

“Barely Legal” (2011, Comedy) Jeneta St. Clair. Three lifelong friends make a vow to lose their virginity. (CC) (HD) (NR) TMC Sat. 1:35 a.m.

“Battle Cry” ››› (1955, War) Van Heflin. Marines stop for romance in World War II New Zealand. (NR) (2:30) TCM Sat. 12:30 a.m.

“Battle: Los Angeles” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Aaron Eckhart. U.S. Marine troops fight off alien invaders. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Wed. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“Be My Valentine” (2013, Romance) William Baldwin. A widowed firefighter asks a florist to a Valentine’s Day ball. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 5 p.m.

“The Beach” ›› (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. An aimless traveler journeys to a secret island utopia. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Thu. 6 p.m.

“Beastly” ›› (2011, Fantasy) Alex Pettyfer. A teen must find true love to break a curse. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:26) SHOW Sun. 1 p.m.

“Beerfest” ›› (2006, Comedy) Jay Chandrasekhar. Brothers play beer games in Germany. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Tue. 2:25 p.m.

“The Benchwarmers” › (2006, Comedy) David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy pals form a baseball team. (CC) (PG13) (1:25) STARZ Sun. 2:05 a.m., 12:30 p.m.

“Bending the Rules” (2012, Action) Jamie Kennedy. A suspended cop and a prosecutor become unlikely partners. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC Mon. 7 p.m.

“Beyond” › (2011, Suspense) Jon Voight. A psychic helps in the search for a missing girl.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) HBO Tue. 2 p.m.

“Beyond Borders” ›› (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie. A woman joins a doctor’s humanitarian efforts. (HD) (R) (2:07)

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS SHOW Mon. 3:45 p.m.; Fri. 4 a.m.

“Beyond the Blackboard” ›› (2011, Docudrama) Emily VanCamp. Teacher Stacey Bess inspires homeless students. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 5 p.m.

“Big” ››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns boy into a man with a job and girlfriend. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 12:30 p.m.

“The Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia” (2012, Documentary) Dyslexia affects young people and their families. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) HBO Mon. 6 a.m.

“The Big Year” ›› (2011, Comedy) Steve Martin. Three men compete in a prestigious bird-watching contest. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) HBO Mon. 2:15 p.m.

“Bio-Dome” › (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bumble into experimental ecosystem. (CC) (PG-13) (1:35) TMC Sun. 10:30 a.m.

“Black Dog” ›› (1998, Action) Patrick Swayze. A trucker drives a suspicious shipment.

(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) ± Sat. 1:30 p.m.; Wed. 3 p.m.

“Blackthorn” ››› (2011, Western) Sam Shepard. The outlaw formerly known as Butch Cassidy has a final adventure.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) SHOW Mon. 9:05 a.m.

“Blazing Saddles” ››› (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little. Guccisaddlebagged Sheriff Bart teams up with the drunken Waco Kid. (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Sat. 4 p.m.

“The Blind Side” ››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A wellto-do white couple adopts a homeless black teen. (HD) (PG13) (3:00) FAM Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 8 p.m.

“Blitz” ›› (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham. A serial killer targets police officers. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) SHOW Sun. 2:30 a.m.

“Blown Away” ›› (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. A mad Irish bomber plots revenge on his former pupil. (CC) (R) (2:01) ENC Thu. 1:35 a.m.

“Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie” ›› (2003, Documentary) Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) CMT Mon. 1 a.m.

“Blue Crush” ›› (2002, Drama) Kate Bosworth. A young woman prepares for a big surfing contest. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 4 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m.

“Blue Crush 2” (2011, Drama) Sasha Jackson. Dana travels to the coast of South Africa to surf in a legendary bay. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) E! Tue. 3 p.m.; Wed. 7 a.m.

“Blue Valentine” ››› (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. A couple cannot halt the downward spiral of their marriage. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TMC Fri. 9:40 p.m.

“Blues Brothers 2000” ›› (1998, Musical Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Elwood Blues tries to start up a new Blues Brothers

May 4-10, 2013 band. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) TMC Thu. 8 p.m.

“Boiling Point” ›› (1993, Action) Wesley Snipes. A Treasury agent has one week to find a comrade’s killers. (CC) (R) (1:33) ENC Mon. 1:20 a.m.

“Boom Town” ››› (1940, Adventure) Clark Gable. Two wildcatters attempt to create a Texas oil empire. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 6:30 p.m.

“The Bounty Hunter” › (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter must track down his bail-jumping exwife. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Tue. 1:30 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.

“Boys Don’t Cry” ››› (1999, Docudrama) Hilary Swank. A young woman masquerades as a male in rural Nebraska. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) HBO Tue. 3 a.m.

“Boys on the Side” ››› (1995, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. A cross-country trip draws three women together. (CC) (R) (1:57) ENC Tue. 4:10 p.m.

“Boys Town” ››› (1938, Drama) Spencer Tracy. A new arrival disrupts a home for wayward boys. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 8:30 a.m.

“Boyz N the Hood” ››› (1991, Drama) Larry Fishburne.

Three boys become men in a tough L.A. neighborhood. (R) (2:30) VH1 Thu. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. Midnight “Brake” › (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff. A federal agent is taken captive by terrorists.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Mon. 5:10 p.m.

“Bran Nue Dae” ›› (2009, Comedy) Rocky McKenzie. A rebellious young man runs away from home. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:28) SHOW Tue. 10:30 a.m.

“The Brave One” ›› (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A radio host seeks revenge for a brutal attack. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) MAX Fri. 1:15 a.m.

“Breakin’ All the Rules” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Jamie Foxx. A man writes a successful how-to book on breakups. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) HBO Wed. 10:30 a.m.

“Bridesmaids” ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) HBO Fri. 12:30 a.m.

“Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” ›› (2004, RomanceComedy) Renée Zellweger. Bridget faces threats to her newfound happiness with Mark.

(CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Tue. 6:10 p.m.

“A Brooklyn State of Mind” ›› (1997, Drama) Vincent Spano. A petty hoodlum learns the truth about his father’s death. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:27) TMC Wed. 5 p.m.

“Brother Rat and a Baby” ›› (1940, Comedy) Priscilla Lane.

VMI graduates: illustrator, football coach, rich man’s son.

(CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 2 p.m.

“Bruce Almighty” ›› (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frustrated reporter receives divine

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powers from God. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 11:30 a.m.

“Brüno” ›› (2009, Comedy) Sacha Baron Cohen. The gay Austrian fashionista brings his show to America. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:22) SHOW Thu. 3:15 a.m.

“Bulletproof Monk” ›› (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. A martialarts master finds a protégé to protect a scroll. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) SHOW Sat. 9:15 a.m.; Thu. 9 p.m.

“Bye Bye Birdie” ››› (1963, Musical Comedy) Dick Van Dyke. A town pays homage to a rock idol who has been drafted.

(CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Sun. 12:15 p.m.

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“The Caine Mutiny” ››› (1954, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. An officer stands trial for relieving Capt. Queeg of his command. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 1:15 p.m.

“Call of the Wild” ›› (2009, Adventure) Christopher Lloyd. A girl nurses an injured wild dog back to health. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:27) TMC Tue. 9 a.m.

“Captain Ron” ›› (1992, Comedy) Kurt Russell. A boozing skipper pilots a Chicago family on the high seas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) TMC Wed. 7:15 a.m.

“Captains Courageous” ››› (1937, Adventure) Spencer Tracy. A fisherman saves a spoiled boy from drowning. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Fri. 6:30 a.m.

“Carlito’s Way” ››› (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. An excon finds it hard to escape his former life of crime. (CC) (R) (2:24) ENC Tue. 3:35 a.m.

“Carnage” ›› (2011, ComedyDrama) Jodie Foster. A polite meeting between two sets of parents descends into chaos.

(CC) (R) (1:19) STARZ Mon. 4:05 a.m.

“Cars 2” ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. Lightning McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. (CC) (G) (1:47) STARZ Wed. 8:20 a.m.

“Casino” ››› (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:57) MAX Sat. 1:30 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m.

“Cats & Dogs” ›› (2001, Comedy) Jeff Goldblum. Canine agents battle a power-hungry puss and his minions. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) NICK Sun. 5 p.m., 9 p.m.

“Cheaper by the Dozen 2” ›› (2005, Comedy) Steve Martin.

The Bakers’ vacation turns competitive. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 9 a.m.

“Chernobyl Diaries” › (2012, Horror) Ingrid Bolsx Berdal.

Stranded tourists find that they are not alone. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) HBO Thu. 8 p.m.

“Chicago” ››› (2002, Musical) Catherine Zeta-Jones. Rival

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“Chupacabra vs. the Alamo” (2013, Horror) Erik Estrada. A DEA agent battles bloodsucking creatures at the Alamo. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 6 p.m.

“Cinderella” ›››› (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods.

Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charming.

(CC) (G) (1:25) DISN Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:30 p.m.

“Cinderella II: Dreams Come True” ›› (2002, Fantasy) Voices of Jennifer Hale. Animated.

Cinderella adjusts to her new life as a princess. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:30) DISN Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 4:30 a.m.

“City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” ››› (1994, Comedy) Billy Crystal. Mitch and friends ride out in search of hidden treasure. (CC) (PG13) (1:56) ENC Tue. 6:05 a.m.

“Civil Brand” ›› (2002, Drama) Mos Def. Abused female inmates lead a prison uprising.

(CC) (R) (2:05) BET Thu. 10 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.

“Class” ››› (2010, Drama) Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. A law student bonds with a single mother.

(CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 1 p.m.

“Clean Slate” ›› (1994, Comedy) Dana Carvey. Amnesiac private eye seeks priceless coin. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) HBO Tue. 6 a.m.

“Click” ›› (2006, Comedy) Adam Sandler. An architect’s new remote controls his universe. (CC) (PG-13) (1:38) STARZ Sun. 9:40 a.m., 9 p.m.; Tue. 7:10 p.m.; Wed. 3:40 p.m.

“The Client” ››› (1994, Suspense) Susan Sarandon. A boy with a mob secret hires a lawyer to protect him. (HD) (PG13) (2:30) ± Wed. 12:30 p.m.

“Clockers” ›› (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel. A drug dealer’s law-abiding brother confesses to a murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) HBO Fri. 2:40 a.m.

“Coach Carter” ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) SPIKE Sat. 1 p.m.

“Cocoon” ››› (1985, Fantasy) Don Ameche. Florida retirees feel young again after swimming among alien pods.

(CC) (PG-13) (2:15) TCM Wed. 10:15 p.m.

“Code of Silence” ›› (1985, Crime Drama) Chuck Norris. A Chicago cop wages a private war against rival drug gangs.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) AMC Thu. 9 a.m.

“The Coexist Comedy Tour” (2012, Documentary) A nationwide search to find a Christian comic. (CC) (NR) (1:30) STARZ Mon. 11:30 a.m.

“Cold Creek Manor” › (2003, Suspense) Dennis Quaid. An ex-con plagues a family in their new mansion. (CC) (R) (1:59) ENC Wed. 1:30 p.m., 9:50 p.m.

“Cold Mountain” ››› (2003,

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS Drama) Jude Law. A Confederate soldier tries to reach his sweetheart. (CC) (R) (2:35) ENC Mon. 9:40 p.m.

“Collateral” ››› (2004, Suspense) Tom Cruise. A contract killer uses a cabdriver for his jobs. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Tue. 1:05 a.m.

“Colombiana” ›› (2011, Action) Zoe Saldana. A professional assassin seeks revenge for the murder of her parents.

(CC) (PG-13) (1:47) STARZ Tue. 5:30 a.m., 1:40 p.m., 11 p.m.

“The Color Purple” ››› (1985, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. Based on Alice Walker’s portrait of a rural black woman.

(CC) (PG-13) (2:32) ENC Tue. 9:40 p.m.; Wed. 4:50 a.m.

“The Company Men” ››› (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck.

Corporate downsizing throws three men into turmoil. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Tue. 6 p.m.

“Compulsion” ››› (1959, Crime Drama) Orson Welles.

Based on the Loeb-Leopold murder case of 1920s Chicago.

(NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 12:30 a.m.

“The Con Artist” (2010, Comedy) Rossif Sutherland. An exconvict takes one last heist from a loan shark. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Wed. 12:30 p.m.

“The Confidant” (2010, Suspense) Boris Kodjoe. For his best friend, a man takes a murder rap, then seeks payback.

(NR) (1:30) TMC Thu. 11:40 p.m.

“Congo” ›› (1995, Action) Dylan Walsh. Killer gorillas menace an African expedition. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:48) MAX Tue. 3:30 p.m.

“Consequence” › (2003, Suspense) Armand Assante. A man fakes his death and assumes his brother’s identity. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) MAX Mon. 3 a.m.

“Conspiracy Theory” ›› (1997, Suspense) Mel Gibson.

A paranoid cabbie’s rantings make him a CIA target. (CC) (R) (2:15) ENC Tue. 11:50 a.m.

“Contact” ››› (1997, Science Fiction) Jodie Foster. A scientist seeks alien life in deep space. (CC) (PG) (3:30) SYFY Sun. 3 p.m.; Mon. 1 p.m.

“Couples Retreat” ›› (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. Four couples endure therapy sessions at a tropical resort. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) USA Sun. 8:30 p.m.; Mon. 8:30 a.m.

“Cowboys & Aliens” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. Extraterrestrials attack a 19th-century Arizona town. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:16) MAX Tue. 5:20 p.m.; Wed. 12:35 a.m.

“Cradle of Lies” (2006, Suspense) Shannon Sturges. An heir to a fortune needs his wife to give birth to a son. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 6 p.m.

“The Craft” ›› (1996, Horror) Robin Tunney. L.A. teens strike back at tormentors with witchcraft. (CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Fri. 5 p.m.

“Crimebuster: A Son’s Search for His Father” (2010, Documentary) The life of Louis B.

May 4-10, 2013 Dematteis, district attorney and judge. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Sun. 8:30 p.m.; Mon. 2:30 a.m., 1 p.m.

“Crimson Tide” ››› (1995, Suspense) Denzel Washington.

U.S. submarine officers clash over orders to launch nukes.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) AMC Wed. 9 a.m.

“Cross-Country Romance” ›› (1940, Comedy) Gene Raymond. A spoiled heiress stows away in a physician’s trailer.

(NR) (1:15) TCM Tue. 3 a.m.

“Crossfire” ››› (1947, Crime Drama) Robert Young. A prejudiced soldier is suspected of killing a Jewish man. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 7 p.m.

“The Crow” ››› (1994, Fantasy) Brandon Lee. A rock star rises from the dead to avenge his murder. (R) (1:40) TMC Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 12:15 a.m.; Mon. 10 p.m.

“The Crucible” ››› (1996, Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis. Hysterical girls accuse their fellow Puritans of witchery. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Fri. 9:45 a.m.

“Cruel Intentions” ›› (1999, Drama) Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Teens pass the time playing wicked games of seduction. (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. 12:30 a.m.

“Curly Sue” ››› (1991, Comedy-Drama) James Belushi. A girl and her mentor con their way into a lawyer’s heart. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Mon. 6:15 p.m.; Tue. 8:05 a.m.

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“Daddy Day Care” ›› (2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. Two unemployed fathers open a childcare facility. (CC) (PG) (2:00) D Sat. 7 p.m.

“Dante’s Peak” ›› (1997, Action) Pierce Brosnan. An awakening volcano threatens a Pacific Northwest village. (CC) (PG13) (1:48) STARZ Mon. 7:45 a.m.

“Dark Shadows” ›› (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. Vampire Barnabas Collins emerges in 1972 Maine. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) MAX Sat. 6:35 p.m.; Wed. 10 p.m.

“Darling Companion” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Diane Keaton. A neglected wife fills the void in her life by adopting a stray dog. (CC) (PG-13) (1:43) STARZ Sat. 7:50 a.m.

“Dawn Rider” (2012, Western) Donald Sutherland. John tracks down a killer but with an empty gun. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) SHOW Thu. 3:30 p.m.

“The Day After Tomorrow” ›› (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid.

Global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Sun. 8 a.m., 5 p.m.

“Daydream Nation” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Kat Dennings.

A bored teenager has affairs with her teacher and a stoner classmate. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Sun. 8:45 a.m.

“Days of Thunder” ›› (1990, Action) Tom Cruise. Upstart stock-car driver goes to the

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edge. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT Sat. 2 p.m.

“Death Becomes Her” ››› (1992, Fantasy) Meryl Streep.

Two women vie for man and secret of eternal beauty. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) HBO Fri. 8 a.m.

“Death Wish 3” › (1985, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson.

Paul Kersey goes after a murderous New York street gang.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) AMC Tue. 9 a.m.

“Death Wish 4: The Crackdown” › (1987, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson. Vigilante targets L.A. drug rings on girlfriend’s behalf. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) AMC Tue. 11 a.m.

“Death Wish V: The Face of Death” › (1994, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson. Vigilante Paul Kersey avenges his lover’s murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) AMC Tue. 1 p.m.

“The Debt” ››› (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. A presumeddead Nazi war criminal resurfaces after 30 years. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) HBO Sat. 4:35 a.m.

“Deep Impact” ›› (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) MAX Thu. 8 p.m.

“Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” › (1997, Comedy) Bill Bellamy. An ultrasmooth bachelor juggles multiple gal pals. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Thu. 10:05 p.m.

“Deliver Us From Eva” ›› (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL Cool J. A legendary Lothario is hired to romance a meddling woman. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m.

“Demolition Man” ›› (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone. A frozen cop is thawed out to capture an old nemesis.

(HD) (R) (2:30) ± Sat. 3:30 p.m.; Mon. 1:30 p.m.

“Derek” ››› (2008, Documentary) Narrated by Tilda Swinton. Filmmaker Derek Jarman’s work endures after his death. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 12:45 a.m.

“Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame” ›› (2010, Mystery) Andy Lau. A Tang Dynasty detective probes two mysterious deaths.

(Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) SHOW Wed. 7 a.m.

“Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” › (1999, Comedy) Rob Schneider. An aquarium cleaner becomes a gigolo for quick cash.

(HD) (R) (2:00) FX Thu. 11:30 a.m.; Fri. 9 a.m.

“The Devil Wears Prada” ››› (2006, Comedy) Meryl Streep.

A recent college graduate lands a job at a fashion magazine.

(PG-13) (2:30) OXY Sat. 8 p.m.

“Die Hard 2” ››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04) HBO Sat. 1 a.m.

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TVTIMES Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) HBO Sun. 2:40 a.m.

“The Dilemma” ›› (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. A man sees his best friend’s wife out with another guy. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:30) USA Sun. 6 p.m., 11 p.m.

“Dogboys” › (1998, Action) Bryan Brown. Prison inmates are used to train dogs that hunt escapees. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32) TMC Thu. 5 a.m.

“Donnie Brasco” ››› (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC) (R) (2:06) STARZ Thu. 12:10 a.m., 1:50 p.m.

“Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” › (1999, Romance-Comedy) Anthony Edwards. A dentist uses hypnosis to get a woman to love him. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:35) SHOW Tue. 7 a.m.

“Dragon Eyes” (2012, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hong uses his fighting skills to save a neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) HBO Mon. 4:25 a.m.

“Dragon Wars” › (2007, Action) Jason Behr. A reporter learns that the Imoogi have returned to Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Sat. Noon “Driving Miss Daisy” ›››› (1989, Comedy-Drama) Morgan Freeman. Atlanta widow and chauffeur reflect changes from 1948 to 1973. (CC) (PG) (1:45) TCM Wed. 6:45 p.m.

“Drumline” ››› (2002, Comedy-Drama) Nick Cannon. Rivalry between two drummers threatens a college band. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) AMC Sun. 7:30 p.m.; Mon. 3:30 p.m.

“Dude, Where’s My Car?” › (2000, Comedy) Ashton Kutcher. Two slackers are clueless after a night of heavy partying.

(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. 1 p.m.

“Duplex” ›› (2003, Comedy) Ben Stiller. A couple tries to get rid of an annoying neighbor.

(CC) (PG-13) (1:29) ENC Mon. 6:45 a.m.

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“Easy A” ››› (2010, Comedy) Emma Stone. A high-school student uses the rumor mill to her advantage. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. 10:30 p.m.

“The Eclipse” ››› (2009, Drama) Ciarán Hinds. A man sees visions of his late wife and her bitter father. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) SHOW Tue. Noon “Elf” ››› (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC) (PG) (1:37) ENC Sat. 12:30 p.m.

“The Elizabeth Smart Story” ›› (2003, Docudrama) Dylan Baker. The Utah teenager is kidnapped from her own bedroom in 2002. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 2 p.m.

“Elvis and Anabelle” ›› (2007, Drama) Max Minghella.

The son of a funeral director revives a dead beauty queen.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) HBO

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS Mon. 9 a.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m.

“Elvis Has Left the Building” (2004, Comedy) Kim Basinger.

A woman goes on the run after killing Elvis impersonators. (CC) (PG-13) (1:31) ENC Fri. 7:10 a.m.

“Emmanuel’s Gift” ››› (2005, Documentary) Narrated

by Oprah Winfrey. A Ghanaian born with a deformed leg becomes an athlete. (CC) (G) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 8 a.m.

“Enchanted” ››› (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams. Live action/animated. A princess from a fairy-tale world lands in the Big Apple. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Thu. 8:30 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m.

“Encino Man” ›› (1992, Comedy) Sean Astin. Two suburban California teens unearth a CroMagnon man. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) COM Sat. 9:15 a.m.

“Every Which Way but Loose” ›› (1978, Comedy-Drama) Clint Eastwood. A man and his orangutan pal pursue the girl they love. (PG) (1:59) AMC Sat. 1:30 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m.

“Executive Target” ›› (1997, Action) Michael Madsen. A man must help kidnap the U.S. president. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) MAX Thu. 3:30 a.m.

“The Expendables” ›› (2010, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Mercenaries embark on a mission to overthrow a dictator. (HD) (R) (3:00) SPIKE Sat. 7:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“The Extra Man” ›› (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline. A flamboyant professor takes a new roommate under his wing. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) SHOW Fri. 6:10 a.m.

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“Fade to Black” (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston. Filmmaker Orson Welles investigates a murder in Rome. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) TMC Thu. 2 p.m.

“Fair Game” ››› (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. Valerie Plame is revealed as a CIA agent. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:48) SHOW Sun. 4:15 a.m.

“The Falcon Takes Over” ›› (1942, Mystery) George Sanders. The Falcon helps search for an ex-con’s girlfriend. (NR) (1:15) TCM Sat. 7:45 a.m.

“The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is Not a Fairy Tale” ›› (2006, Biography) Fantasia Barrino. Singer Barrino wins the third season of “American Idol.” (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 3 p.m.

“Fantastic Four” ›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd. Cosmic radiation grants four people unusual powers. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) SPIKE Mon. 4 p.m.

“Fast Times at Ridgemont High” ›› (1982, Comedy-Drama) Sean Penn. California teenagers enjoy malls, sex and rock ’n’ roll. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) MAX Mon. 1 a.m.

“Fastest” (2011, Documentary) Narrated by Ewan McGregor. Valentino Rossi seeks his

May 4-10, 2013 10th MotoGP racing title. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 3 p.m.

“Father of the Bride” ›››› (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy.

A family agonizes over a brideto-be’s immense wedding. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 1:45 a.m.

“Fear” ›› (1996, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. A teen’s family is terrorized by her psychotic boyfriend. (CC) (R) (1:36) ENC Wed. 11:50 p.m.; Fri. 2:20 p.m.

“Fever Pitch” ›› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Drew Barrymore. A woman falls in love with a die-hard baseball fan.

(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 5 p.m.

“Fight Club” ››› (1999, Suspense) Brad Pitt. Men vent their rage by beating each other in a secret arena. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:19) AMC Fri. 12:30 p.m.

“Fighting Man of the Plains” ›› (1949, Western) Randolph Scott. An outlaw assumes the identity of the man who caught him. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 9 a.m.

“The Fighting Temptations” ›› (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. A man forms a gospel choir to collect an inheritance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) TMC Sun. 6:40 a.m., 3:15 p.m.

“The Final Destination” › (2009, Horror) Bobby Campo.

Death stalks friends who escaped a fatal racetrack accident. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) TNT Sun. 8:30 p.m.

“Final Destination 2” ›› (2003, Horror) Ali Larter. Grisly fates await the survivors of a highway calamity. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT Sun. 10:15 p.m.

“Fire & Ice” (2008, Fantasy) Amy Acker. A princess and a knight must save a kingdom from a dragon. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 2 p.m.

“Fire Over England” ››› (1937, Historical Drama) Laurence Olivier. Queen Elizabeth I sends naval spy to Philip of Spain’s court. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 6 a.m.

“The Firefly” ›› (1937, Musical) Jeanette MacDonald. A Spanish spy falls in love with an agent of Napoleon. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Sun. 3 a.m.

“Firestarter” ›› (1984, Horror) David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a flame-causing little girl and her father. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Tue. 2:10 p.m.

“First Daughter” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Katie Holmes. The president’s daughter falls for a man at college.

(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) HBO Wed. Noon “The Five-Year Engagement” ››› (2012, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. An engaged couple trips up on the long walk down the aisle. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04) MAX Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 9:10 a.m.

“Flashdance” ›› (1983, Drama) Jennifer Beals. A female welder enjoys a nighttime dancing career. (CC) (R) (2:00) 4 Sat. 5 p.m.

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“Flesh Wounds” (2011, Science Fiction) Kevin Sorbo. A predator stalks a covert ops team at a remote facility. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:20) TMC Wed. 2:30 a.m.

“The Flintstones” ›› (1994, Comedy) John Goodman. A caveman is set up by a scheming Stone Age secretary. (CC) (PG) (1:32) ENC Sat. 8:45 a.m.

“Flipper” ›› (1996, Adventure) Elijah Wood. Boy adopts dolphin after saving it from toxic-waste dumpers. (CC) (PG) (1:36) ENC Sat. 7:05 a.m.

“Flying Monkeys” › (2013, Horror) Maika Monroe. A teenager’s pet monkey transforms into a murderous demon at night. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 4 p.m.

“Flypaper” ›› (2011, Comedy) Patrick Dempsey. A man tries to protect a bank teller. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:24) TMC Thu. 6:30 p.m.

“The Fog” ›› (2005, Horror) Tom Welling. A malevolent mist enshrouds a seaside community. (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) ENC Sun. 6:15 a.m., 6:20 p.m.

“Follow the Stars Home” ›› (2001, Drama) Kimberly Williams. A single mother draws strength from the people in her life. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Fri. 6 p.m.

“A Fool and His Money” (2012, Drama) Michael Beach.

The Jordan family has new problems after winning a fortune. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30) BET Sun. 12:30 a.m.

“Foolish” › (1999, ComedyDrama) Eddie Griffin. A comic doesn’t want to trade artistic integrity for fame. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) HBO Sat. 3:05 a.m.

“Footlight Parade” ›› (1933, Musical) James Cagney. A publicity leak hampers a director’s attempted comeback. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Sat. 7 p.m.

“For a Good Time, Call...” ›› (2012, Comedy) Ari Graynor.

Two roommates start a phonesex line. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) MAX Sun. 10 p.m.

“For Love of the Game” ›› (1999, Drama) Kevin Costner.

An aging pitcher thinks back on his life’s momentous events.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:17) TMC Sat. 2:25 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m.

“Forget Me Not” ›› (2010, Romance) Tobias Menzies. Two lonely Londoners unexpectedly find love. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32) TMC Thu. Noon “Forget Paris” ››› (1995, Romance-Comedy) Billy Crystal.

A man tells his fiancee about his friends’ stormy marriage.

(CC) (PG-13) (1:41) STARZ Thu. 9:40 a.m.

“Forrest Gump” ››› (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) MAX Tue. 7:35 p.m.

“42nd Street” ›››› (1933, Musical Comedy) Ruby Keeler.

An injury gives an understudy a shot at stardom. (CC) (NR)

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TVTIMES (2:00) TCM Sat. 9 p.m.

“The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell. Three co-workers unite to help their buddy get a sex life. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) USA Sun. 3:30 p.m.; Mon. 1:30 a.m.

“The Four Feathers” ›› (2002, Adventure) Heath Ledger. A former soldier accused of cowardice must redeem his honor. (PG-13) (2:05) BRAVO Fri. 6 a.m.

“4:44 Last Day on Earth” ›› (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe.

Two lovers react to Earth’s impending demise. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) TMC Mon. 11:45 p.m.

“The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” ››› (1921, War) Rudolph Valentino. Silent. Argentine family in World War I Europe. (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 5:15 a.m.

“Freddy vs. Jason” ›› (2003, Horror) Robert Englund. Razorclawed Freddy battles masked killer Jason. (CC) (R) (1:37) STARZ Thu. 2:20 a.m.

“Friday” ››› (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube. Buddies in South Central L.A. ponder repaying a dealer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) USA Sun. 12:01 a.m., 1:33 p.m.

“Friday After Next” › (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. Two cousins land jobs as security guards at a shopping mall. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 4 p.m.

“Friday Night Lights” ››› (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. A football coach leads high-school players in Texas.

(CC) (PG-13) (1:57) STARZ Sat. 9:35 a.m.

“Friends With Benefits” ››› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Justin Timberlake. Complications unfold when two friends add sex to their relationship.

(CC) (R) (1:49) ENC Fri. 12:25 p.m., 11:15 p.m.

“Fright Night” ››› (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin. A teenager discovers that his new neighbor is a vampire. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) TMC Sun. 11 p.m.

“Full Metal Jacket” ››› (1987, War) Matthew Modine.

Stanley Kubrick’s harrowing portrait of the Vietnam War. (CC) (R) (1:56) ENC Sun. 4:20 p.m.

“Fun in Acapulco” ›› (1963, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley.

Ex-trapeze artist turns cliff diver, sings in Mexico. (CC) (PG) (1:37) ENC Thu. 8 p.m.

“Funny Girl” ›››› (1968, Musical) Barbra Streisand.

Ziegfeld Follies’ Fanny Brice loves gambler Nicky Arnstein.

(CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Sun. 6:45 p.m.

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“Galaxy Quest” ››› (1999, Comedy) Tim Allen. Aliens kidnap actors from an old sci-fi TV series. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44) AMC Thu. 3:45 p.m.; Fri. 12:01 a.m.

“Gambling on the High Seas” ›› (1940, Crime Drama) Wayne Morris. A reporter covers gambling and murder on

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS the high seas. (CC) (NR) (1:00) TCM Tue. 4:15 a.m.

“The Game” ››› (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. A businessman takes part in an unusual form of recreation.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) SHOW Sun. 2:30 p.m.

“Gang Related” ›› (1997, Crime Drama) James Belushi.

Two corrupt cops mistakenly kill an undercover DEA agent.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO Mon. 1:30 a.m.

“Gay Purr-ee” ››› (1962, Musical) Voices of Judy Garland.

Animated. Singing cats of Paris rescue a rural feline in distress. (G) (1:30) TCM Wed. 8:15 a.m.

“Gentleman Jim” ››› (1942, Action) Errol Flynn. Based on the life of boxer James J. Corbett. (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 11:15 p.m.

“George of the Jungle” ›› (1997, Romance-Comedy) Brendan Fraser. A clumsy ape man falls in with a socialite on safari. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:31) HBO Fri. 6:25 a.m.

“Getting Played” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Carmen Electra. Three friends play a seductive joke on a man. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) BET Sat. 1 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” › (2012, Action) Nicolas Cage. A secret sect hires Johnny Blaze to save a boy from Satan. (CC) (PG-13) (1:36) STARZ Sun. 6 a.m., 2 p.m., 11:55 p.m.; Wed. 2:20 a.m., 10:10 a.m., 7:20 p.m.

“Ghost Story” ››› (1981, Horror) Fred Astaire. A woman’s spirit seeks retribution for her untimely death.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) MAX Wed. 2:50 a.m.

“Ghostbusters” ››› (1984, Comedy) Bill Murray. Ghost fighters battle ghouls in a Manhattan high-rise. (CC) (PG) (1:47) ENC Sat. 11:05 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m.

“Ghostbusters II” ›› (1989, Comedy) Bill Murray. A longdead Carpathian warlock attempts to return to Earth. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Sun. 1 a.m.

“The Girl” ››› (2012, Docudrama) Toby Jones. Filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock obsesses over actress Tippi Hedren. (CC) (HD) (1:31) HBO Thu. 10 a.m.

“Girl, Interrupted” ›› (1999, Drama) Winona Ryder. A troubled young woman checks into a psychiatric hospital. (CC) (R) (2:30) D Sun. 9 p.m.

“Girls! Girls! Girls!” ›› (1962, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley.

Women flirt with a singing fisherman in Hawaii. (CC) (PG) (1:46) ENC Mon. 8 p.m.

“Glory Road” ››› (2006, Drama) Josh Lucas. A coach leads the first all-black NCAA team.

(CC) (PG) (2:30) WGN-A Sun. 12:30 a.m., 8 a.m.

“God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” ›› (2010, Documentary) The rocker battles substance abuse and finds sobriety. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:31) SHOW Wed. 1:30 a.m.

“God’s Little Acre” ›››

May 4-10, 2013 (1958, Drama) Robert Ryan.

Tempted by Griselda, Georgia farmer Ty Ty digs for treasure.

(CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Sun. 7 a.m.

“Godzilla” ›› (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY Sun. Noon “Godzilla” ›› (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. (CC) (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m.

“Gold Diggers of 1933” ››› (1933, Musical Comedy) Joan Blondell. Unemployed showgirls help a producer stage a show.

(CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 5 p.m.

“Gone in Sixty Seconds” › (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage. A retired thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) AMC Wed. 8 p.m., 10:31 p.m.

“Good Neighbours” ›› (2010, Crime Drama) Jay Baruchel.

Tenants try to figure out who might be a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Thu. 1:30 a.m.

“Goodbye, Mr. Chips” ›››› (1939, Drama) Robert Donat. A shy teacher devotes his life to his students. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 10:15 a.m.

“The Goonies” ›› (1985, Adventure) Sean Astin. Young misfits find a 17th-century pirate’s treasure map. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Sat. 5 p.m.

“Gran Torino” ››› (2008, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A veteran faces his longtime prejudices. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Fri. 8 p.m.

“The Great Moment” ›› (1944, Biography) Joel McCrea.

Based on the life of the dentist who discovered ether. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 5 p.m.

“Green Lantern” ›› (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. A test pilot joins a band of intergalactic warriors. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) HBO Tue. Noon “The Guardian” ›› (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner. A Coast Guard trainer makes a swimming champ his protege. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) SPIKE Mon. 12:30 p.m.

“Guess Who” ›› (2005, Comedy) Bernie Mac. A black man meets his daughter’s white boyfriend. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sun. 12:30 a.m., 8 a.m.

“The Gundown” (2011, Western) Peter Coyote. Cole Brandt faces one last bloody showdown in a lawless town. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:37) TMC Wed. 12:15 p.m.

“Gung Ho” ›› (1986, Comedy) Michael Keaton. Autoworkers face Japanese bosses at U.S. plant. (CC) (PG-13) (1:51) ENC Tue. 9:50 a.m.

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“Half a Dozen Babies” ›› (1999, Drama) Scott Reeves. A woman on fertility drugs has sextuplets. (CC) (2:00) LIFE

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Sat. Noon “Hall Pass” ›› (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. Two married men get one week to do whatever they please. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO Sun. 12:50 a.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.

“Halloween: Resurrection” › (2002, Horror) Jamie Lee Curtis. Collegians spend the night in Michael Myers’ childhood home. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) AMC Sat. 4 a.m.

“Hanna” ››› (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan. A teenage assassin must elude the agents of a ruthless operative. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) HBO Mon. 4 p.m.

“Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay” ›› (2008, Comedy) Kal Penn. The high-flying stoners are mistaken for terrorists. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:15) COM Sat. 3:15 p.m.; Sun. 12:47 a.m.

“Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” ›› (2004, Comedy) John Cho. Stoned roommates search for hamburgers in New Jersey. (CC) (R) (1:28) STARZ Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Wed. 12:50 a.m., 9 p.m.

“Harriet the Spy” ›› (1996, Comedy-Drama) Michelle Trachtenberg. A precocious child records her observations in a notebook. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:41) HBO Thu. 6:10 a.m.

“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” ››› (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:32) HBO Wed. 1:45 p.m.

“Harvard Beats Yale 29-29” ››› (2008, Documentary) Undefeated football teams from Harvard and Yale face off in 1968. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 4 a.m.

“Harvest” (2010, Drama) Robert Loggia. A patriarch gathers his family together. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Tue. 4 p.m.

“A Hatful of Rain” ›››› (1957, Drama) Eva Marie Saint.

A drug addict hides his habit from his wife and family. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 10:30 p.m.

“Have I the Right to Kill?” ›› (1964, Drama) Alain Delon. A Legionnaire captures a wealthy woman to help him return to France. (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 8 a.m.

“The Heart Specialist” › (2006, Romance-Comedy) Wood Harris. A doctor bets he can teach a new intern about true love. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) SHOW Mon. 2 p.m.

“Hello, Dolly!” ››› (1969, Musical Comedy) Barbra Streisand. A circa-1900 matchmaker nabs a Yonkers merchant for herself. (CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Sun. 2:15 p.m.

“The Help” ››› (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:26) TMC Sat. 4:45 p.m.

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TVTIMES “He’s Mine Not Yours” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Caryn Ward.

A woman hires a temptress to test her lover’s fidelity. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30) BET Sat. 3 p.m.

“H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds” ›› (2005, Science Fiction) C. Thomas Howell. An alien attack devastates Earth.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC Tue. 1:10 a.m.

“Hideaway” › (1937, Comedy) Fred Stone. Crooks find man and family living in hide-out.

(NR) (1:00) TCM Wed. 2 a.m.

“High Crimes” ›› (2002, Suspense) Ashley Judd. A lawyer must defend her husband in a military courtroom. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:55) AMC Sun. 12:02 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.

“High Fidelity” ››› (2000, Romance-Comedy) John Cusack. A record-store owner recalls past relationships that failed. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:53) AMC Thu. 3 a.m.

“High School” › (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody. Teens get their whole school stoned on tainted brownies. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) SHOW Thu. 1:30 a.m.

“The Hills Have Eyes 2” › (2007, Horror) Michael McMillian. Vicious mutants attack National Guardsmen in the desert. (R) (1:00) SYFY Thu. 1 a.m.

“Hillside Cannibals” (2006, Horror) Heather Conforto. Demented cannibals terrorize a young couple in the desert.

(CC) (HD) (NR) (1:23) SHOW Fri. 2:30 a.m.

“Hitch” ››› (2005, RomanceComedy) Will Smith. A smoothtalker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m.

“Holy Man” ›› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. A religious man saves a television programmer’s job. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:54) SHOW Thu. 6:45 a.m.

“Honey” ›› (2003, Drama) Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer raises money for a studio. (PG-13) (1:34) BRAVO Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 1 a.m.

“Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs.

Evil” › (2011, Comedy) Voices of Hayden Panettiere. Animated. Red investigates the disappearance of Hansel and Gretel.

(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:26) SHOW Sun. 6:05 a.m.; Wed. 11 a.m.

“Hoosiers” ››› (1986, Drama) Gene Hackman. The new high-school basketball coach meets with resentment. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) ) Sun. 1 p.m.

“The Horn Blows at Midnight” ››› (1945, Comedy) Jack Benny. A second-rate trumpeter dreams that he’s a heavenly herald. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 6:30 p.m.

“The Horse Whisperer” ››› (1998, Drama) Robert Redford.

A cowboy helps an injured girl and her traumatized horse.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:48) MAX Fri. 4:50 a.m.

“Hot Shots! Part Deux” ››› (1993, Comedy) Charlie Sheen.

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS An inept commando goes on a rescue mission. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1 Fri. 8 p.m.

“House of D” ›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Anton Yelchin. An artist tells his family the story of his youth. (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) TMC Tue. 11:15 p.m.

“The Howling: Reborn” (2011, Horror) Lindsey Shaw. A teenager battles a pack of werewolves and his own lust for blood. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) SHOW Mon. 10:50 a.m.

“Hulk” ›› (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE Mon. 9 p.m.

“Hunt to Kill” ››› (2010, Action) Steve Austin. A border-patrol agent strikes back against his kidnappers. (HD) (R) (2:00) SPIKE Thu. 10 p.m.

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“I Am Legend” ››› (2007, Science Fiction) Will Smith.

Bloodthirsty plague victims surround a lone survivor. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) AMC Sat. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.

“I Could Go on Singing” ›› (1963, Musical) Judy Garland.

A singer visits England to reclaim her illegitimate child. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 9:45 a.m.

“I Love You, Beth Cooper” › (2009, Comedy) Hayden Panettiere. A graduate declares his love during his valedictory speech. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 1 a.m., 2 p.m.

“I Love You, Man” ››› (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd. A man’s new friendship threatens his upcoming wedding. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) COM Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. 1:01 a.m.

“I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” › (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Two straight firefighters pose as gay partners for insurance purposes. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) E! Sat. 7 a.m.

“I, Robot” ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide detective tracks a dangerous robot in 2035. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:55) MAX Tue. 11:35 a.m.

“Ice Age: Continental Drift” ›› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny and friends explore a new world. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:27) HBO Sun. 11 a.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 8 p.m.

“Ice Dreams” ›› (2010, Drama) Jessica Cauffiel. A former Olympic figure skater coaches a young student. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 7 p.m.

“Identity” ››› (2003, Suspense) John Cusack. A killer terrorizes people stranded at a remote hotel. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) AMC Sun. Midnight, 10:03 a.m.; Wed. 2 p.m.; Thu. 1 a.m.

“The Ides of March” ››› (2011, Drama) Ryan Gosling. A campaign press secretary becomes involved in a scandal.

(CC) (R) (1:40) ENC Mon. 3 a.m.; Fri. 4:05 p.m.; Sat. 2:40

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“The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake” (2009, Adventure) Adrian Paul. Pirates search for a mythical cure for a sultan’s dying son. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 11 a.m.

“In Dreams” ›› (1999, Horror) Annette Bening. A woman’s nightmares begin to take over her reality. (CC) (R) (1:44) ENC Tue. 12:15 a.m.

“In Good Company” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Dennis Quaid. A demoted worker’s younger boss is dating his daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 2:30 a.m., 8:30 a.m.

“In the Mix” › (2005, ComedyDrama) Usher. A disc jockey becomes a bodyguard for a mobster’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) SHOW Fri. 11:15 a.m.

“In Time” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. Time is the currency in a world where people no longer age. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) HBO Mon. 7 a.m., 6 p.m.; Fri. 2:30 p.m.

“The Incredible Hulk” ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton.

Bruce Banner faces an enemy known as The Abomination.

(HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Sat. 11:30 a.m.

“The Incredibles” ››› (2004, Adventure) Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. A former superhero gets back into action.

(CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) DISN Fri. 8 p.m.

“The Indestructible Man” › (1956, Science Fiction) Lon Chaney Jr. An executed killer is zapped back to life. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 3 a.m.

“The Informer” ›››› (1935, Drama) Victor McLaglen. A slow-witted traitor doesn’t understand his punishment. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 3 a.m.

“The Innkeepers” ››› (2011, Horror) Sara Paxton. The last two employees at a haunted hotel go ghost-hunting. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Fri. 10:30 a.m.

“Into the Cold: A Journey of the Soul” (2010, Documentary) Sebastian Copeland. Two men trek on foot to the North Pole.

(CC) (NR) (1:45) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 11:15 a.m.

“Irene” ›› (1940, Musical Comedy) Anna Neagle. A wealthy and charming playboy woos a working girl. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 5:15 a.m.

“The Iron Lady” ›› (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. Margaret Thatcher reflects on her rise to power in the U.K. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) SHOW Sun. 9:45 a.m.

“Iron Man” ››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. A billionaire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.

“Iron Man 2” ›› (2010, Action) Robert Downey Jr. The superhero must forge new alliances and confront a powerful enemy. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Sun. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“The Italian Job” ››› (2003,

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Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg.

A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) AMC Tue. 8 p.m., 10:31 p.m.

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“J. Edgar” ›› (2011, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio. J. Edgar Hoover becomes the first director of the FBI. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) MAX Thu. 3:40 p.m.

“Jabberwock” ›› (2011, Fantasy) Tahmoh Penikett. A man must save the woman he loves from a winged monster. (CC) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 3 a.m.

“Jack and Jill” › (2011, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A man dreads a visit from his passiveaggressive twin. (CC) (PG) (1:30) STARZ Fri. 7:20 a.m., 4:05 p.m.; Sat. 3:15 a.m.

“The Jackal” ›› (1997, Suspense) Bruce Willis. An imprisoned Irishman accepts an offer to nab an assassin. (CC) (R) (2:04) STARZ Tue. 11:35 a.m.

“Jacob’s Ladder” ››› (1990, Horror) Tim Robbins. Hellish hallucinations haunt a veteran.

(CC) (R) (2:00) 4 Sun. 1 a.m.

“Jailhouse Rock” ›› (1957, Musical) Elvis Presley. Strumming ex-convict gets agent, turns rock ’n’ roll star. (CC) (NR) (1:36) ENC Sat. 8 p.m.

“Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings” (2012, Documentary) The life of ukulele virtuoso Jake Shimabukuro. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) ) Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 3 a.m.

“The Janky Promoters” › (2009, Comedy) Ice Cube.

Shady concert promoters get in over their heads. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) BET Tue. 1 a.m.

“Jason’s Lyric” ›› (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. A past tragedy leaves its mark on two young brothers. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Fri. 7:30 p.m.; Sat. 1:05 a.m.

“JCVD” ››› (2008, Comedy) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme goes home to find tranquility. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Mon. 3:30 p.m.

“The Jerk” ›› (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin. Simpleton leaves home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses. (CC) (R) (1:33) ENC Thu. 6:20 p.m.

“Jersey Girl” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father. (CC) (PG-13) (1:42) STARZ Mon. 9:40 a.m., 6:15 p.m.

“John Q” ›› (2002, Drama) Denzel Washington. A father resorts to violence to obtain a heart for his son. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu. 1:05 a.m.

“John Tucker Must Die” › (2006, Romance-Comedy) Jesse Metcalfe. Three students learn they are all dating the same guy. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. Noon, 10:30 p.m.

“Johnson Family Vacation” ›› (2004, Comedy) Cedric the Entertainer. A man takes his family on a disastrous road trip.

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“Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” ›› (2012, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. A distress signal leads a teen to an island of treasures. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:34) HBO Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Wed. 6:15 p.m.

“Joyful Noise” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Queen Latifah. Two strong-willed women must work together to win a choir competition. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) HBO Sun. 3 p.m.; Thu. 8 a.m., 4:30 p.m.

“Jumper” › (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden Christensen. A young man has the ability to teleport himself anywhere. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Sun. 7 a.m.

“Juno” ››› (2007, ComedyDrama) Ellen Page. A teen decides to give up her unborn child for adoption. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 1 a.m., 7 a.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.

“Just Like Us” ›› (2010, Documentary) Ahmed Ahmed and other comics perform in four Middle Eastern countries. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:12) SHOW Tue. 3 p.m.

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“K-9” ›› (1989, Comedy) James Belushi. A narcotics agent and a unique police dog join forces. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) MAX Sat. 7:15 a.m.

“Kalifornia” ›› (1993, Suspense) Brad Pitt. A writer becomes fascinated with man’s homicidal urges. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:57) HBO Wed. 1:45 a.m.

“The Karate Kid” ›› (2010, Drama) Jaden Smith. A Chinese master schools an American boy in the martial arts. (HD) (PG) (3:00) FX Fri. 5 p.m.

“Killer Among Us” (2012, Suspense) Tess Atkins. A girl helps a detective investigate the murder of her mother. (CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 12:02 a.m.

“King Creole” ›› (1958, Musical) Elvis Presley. A New Orleans singing sensation runs afoul of gangsters. (CC) (PG) (1:56) ENC Sun. 8 p.m.

“King of California” ››› (2007, Drama) Michael Douglas. An unstable musician and his daughter look for treasure.

(HD) (PG-13) (1:33) TMC Sat. 11 a.m.; Tue. 9:40 p.m.; Fri. 4:50 p.m.

“King Solomon’s Mines” ››› (1950, Adventure) Deborah Kerr. A hunter looks for a missing explorer and a diamond mine. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 3 p.m.

“The Kingdom” ›› (2007, Action) Jamie Foxx. Federal agents seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) AMC Fri. 3:30 p.m.

“Kingdom Come” ›› (2001, Comedy) LL Cool J. Family members react differently to a patriarch’s passing. (PG) (2:00) VH1 Wed. 1:30 a.m., 11 a.m.

“Kingdom of Heaven” ››› (2005, Historical Drama) Orlando Bloom. A young knight protects Jerusalem from invaders.

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS (CC) (HD) (R) (2:25) AMC Mon. 9:30 a.m.

“The King’s Speech” ››› (2010, Historical Drama) Colin Firth. England’s monarch strives to overcome a nervous stammer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) SHOW Sun. 7:45 a.m.; Fri. 4:15 p.m.; Sat. 5 a.m.

“Kinky Boots” ›› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Joel Edgerton.

A man tries to save his father’s factory. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) TMC Sat. 12:35 p.m.

“Kiss Me Deadly” ›› (1955, Crime Drama) Ralph Meeker.

Private eye Mike Hammer trails bad guys and blondes. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:45) MAX Tue. 5 a.m.

“Kit Kittredge: An American Girl” ››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Abigail Breslin. A girl and her friends investigate a crime spree. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:40) HBO Wed. 7 a.m.

“A Knight’s Tale” ›› (2001, Adventure) Heath Ledger. A peasant poses as a knight for a shot at jousting glory. (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) AMC Mon. 11:31 p.m.; Tue. 5 p.m.

“K-PAX” ›› (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey. A therapist’s new patient claims to be an extraterrestrial. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) MAX Mon. 6:15 p.m.

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“The Lady From Shanghai” ››› (1948, Mystery) Rita Hayworth. A rich lawyer and his seductive wife frame an Irish sailor for murder. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 9:30 a.m.

“Lake Effects” (2012, Drama) Scottie Thompson. An attorney returns home after the death of her father. (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Fri. 8 p.m.

“Lakeview Terrace” ›› (2008, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson.

A police officer harasses the interracial couple next door. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Thu. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.

“Last Call” ›› (2002, Biography) Jeremy Irons. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s secretary becomes his trusted friend. (HD) (1:50) TMC Mon. 1:30 p.m.

“Last Holiday” ›› (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A terminally ill woman lives it up on vacation. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. 6 a.m.

“Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. A wife encounters a former lover while her husband is away. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Wed. 8:20 p.m.

“The Last Samurai” ››› (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise.

A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. (HD) (R) (2:34) AMC Mon. 8 p.m.

“Late Spring” ›››› (1949, Drama) Senji Itô. A widower sacrifices his own happiness for his daughter’s. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 11:45 p.m.

“The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” ›› (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery. Literary figures unite to stop a mad bomber. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) AMC Sat. 1:30 a.m.

“Legal Eagles” ›› (1986,

May 4-10, 2013 Comedy-Drama) Robert Redford. Two attorneys employ unorthodox methods to free a client. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:54) MAX Fri. 8 a.m.

“Legend of the Lost Tomb” ›› (1997, Adventure) Rick Rossovich. Teens forced to seek the tomb of Ramses II. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) TMC Wed. 9 a.m.

“The Legend of Zorro” ›› (2005, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. The swordsman and his wife fight a count. (PG) (2:09) BRAVO Fri. 8:30 a.m.

“Legendary” › (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson. A high-school wrestler wants his estranged brother to train him. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) SHOW Mon. 6 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.

“Lethal Weapon 3” ››› (1992, Action) Mel Gibson. L.A. detectives and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal.

(CC) (R) (1:58) ENC Wed. 3:35 p.m.

“Liberal Arts” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Josh Radnor. A college adviser visits his alma mater in Ohio. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) TMC Tue. 8 p.m.

“The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” ›› (2004, Action) Noah Wyle. A man protects magical artifacts from the forces of evil. (CC) (HD) (2:00) TNT Sat. 10 p.m.

“Little Black Book” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Brittany Murphy. A woman interviews her beau’s former girlfriends. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Wed. 9 a.m.

“Little John” ›› (2002, Drama) Ving Rhames. A child she gave up for adoption re-enters a judge’s life. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 11 a.m.

“The Little Match Makers” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Hannah Frantz. Two children try to start a romance between their divorced parents. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:30) SHOW Tue. 8:35 a.m.

“Little Men” ››› (1940, Drama) Kay Francis. A family of brothers experiences the joy and pain of growing up. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 3:30 p.m.

“Little Nellie Kelly” ›› (1940, Musical) Judy Garland. A girl tries to reunite her father and grandfather. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 4:30 a.m.

“Live a Little, Love a Little” ›› (1968, Musical) Elvis Presley. A bachelor with two jobs meets a model who has a Great Dane. (CC) (PG) (1:30) ENC Fri. 8 p.m.

“Live Free or Die Hard” ››› (2007, Action) Bruce Willis.

America’s computers fall under attack. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) FX Mon. 7 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“The Living and the Dead” ››› (2006, Drama) Roger Lloyd Pack. A man attempts increasingly strange cures on his sick mother. (CC) (NR) (1:00) SYFY Sun. 5 a.m.

“Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” ››› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Jason Flemyng.

Four criminals have one week to pay off their debts. (CC) (R) (1:45) ENC Sun. 11:30 p.m.

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“Lone Rider” ››› (2008, Western) Lou Diamond Phillips.

A soldier battles a landowner who wants his family’s business. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36) TMC Tue. 7:35 a.m.

“The Long Weekend” › (2005, Comedy) Chris Klein. A man tries to help out his stressedout ad-exec brother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Wed. 4 a.m.

“Looking for Palladin” › (2008, Comedy-Drama) Ben Gazzara. A Hollywood talent agent travels to Guatemala to find a retired actor. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) TMC Thu. 10 a.m.

“Looney Tunes: Back in Action” ›› (2003, Comedy) Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. Bugs Bunny searches for Daffy Duck. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:31) MAX Sun. 6:15 a.m.

“Looper” ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. A mob hit man realizes that his target is his older self. (CC) (R) (1:59) STARZ Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 7:40 a.m., 6 p.m.; Tue. 9:30 a.m., 9 p.m.; Wed. 4:50 a.m.; Fri. 11:10 p.m.

“The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” ››› (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood.

Humans and creatures unite to battle Sauron and his army.

(CC) (PG-13) (3:20) ENC Thu. 9:45 a.m.

“Lords of Dogtown” ›› (2005, Biography) Emile Hirsch. Californians pioneer a new style of skateboarding. (CC) (PG-13) (1:46) ENC Mon. 3 p.m.; Fri. 10:35 a.m.

“Losing Isaiah” ››› (1995, Drama) Jessica Lange. An adopted child’s biological mother sues for custody. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 11 a.m.

“Lost in Translation” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Bill Murray. A middle-aged actor falls for a young woman in Tokyo. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Mon. 12:50 a.m.

“The Lost Tribe” (2009, Adventure) Emily Foxler. A group of friends crashes a boat on an island. (CC) (R) (3:00) SYFY Thu. 2 a.m.

“Love and a .45” ›› (1994, Action) Gil Bellows. A thief and his lover flee cops and a wounded partner. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Thu. 3:10 a.m.

“Love Potion No. 9” ›› (1992, Romance-Comedy) Tate Donovan. An experimental serum works wonders for a shy biochemist. (PG-13) (2:10) VH1 Mon. 2:50 p.m.

“Love’s Kitchen” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Claire Forlani.

A widowed chef finds romance with a food critic. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TMC Wed. 3:30 p.m.

“Lucky” (2011, Comedy) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) SHOW Wed. 9:15 a.m.

“The Lucky One” ›› (2012, Drama) Zac Efron. A war vet looks for the woman he believes brought him luck. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) MAX Wed.

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“Mad Dog and Glory” ››› (1993, Comedy) Robert De Niro. A gangster gives a woman to the man who saved his life.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) MAX Sat. 5:05 a.m.

“The Magnificent Ambersons” ›››› (1942, Drama) Joseph Cotten. A family clings to tradition in times of change. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 8 a.m.

“Malice” ›› (1993, Suspense) Alec Baldwin. Dark secrets surface after a woman’s emergency surgery. (R) (2:30) OXY Mon. 6:30 a.m., 3 p.m.

“Man on Fire” ›› (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:25) AMC Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 p.m.

“Man on Fire” ›››› (1957, Drama) Bing Crosby. A man refuses his remarried ex-wife custody of their son. (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 12:30 a.m.

“Manhunt” ››› (2013, Documentary) The hunt for Osama bin Laden began even before 9/11. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:42) HBO Sat. 2:45 p.m.; Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. Midnight “The Marine” › (2006, Action) John Cena. Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier. (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) AMC Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 3 p.m.

“Marked for Death” ›› (1990, Action) Steven Seagal. A former DEA agent tries to stop a Jamaican drug ring. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Thu. 1:45 p.m.

“Married to the Mob” ››› (1988, Comedy) Michelle Pfeiffer. A federal agent becomes involved with a mobster’s widow.

(CC) (R) (1:43) ENC Mon. 9:50 a.m.

“Marty” ›››› (1955, Drama) Ernest Borgnine. A plain but friendly Bronx butcher finds his soul mate in a teacher. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:31) MAX Mon. 6:30 a.m.

“Mary and Martha” ››› (2013, Drama) Hilary Swank.

Two women lead a crusade to fight and end the spread of malaria. (CC) (HD) (1:45) HBO Sat. 1 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 p.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 4:50 a.m.

“The Mask of Zorro” ››› (1998, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. Zorro’s protege crosses swords with a returning tyrant.

(PG-13) (2:16) BRAVO Fri. 11 a.m.

“The Matrix” ››› (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) MAX Mon. 4 p.m.

“The Matrix Reloaded” ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) MAX Sat. 12:50 a.m.

“The Matrix Revolutions” ›› (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) MAX Thu. 11:30 a.m.

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “Mean Girls” ››› (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates. (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) SHOW Sat. 7:30 a.m.; Tue. 9:15 p.m.

“Mean Girls” ››› (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) SHOW Sat. 6:15 p.m.

“Mean Girls 2” ›› (2011, Comedy) Meaghan Martin. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Tue. 1 p.m.; Wed. 9:30 a.m.

“The Mean Season” ›› (1985, Crime Drama) Kurt Russell. A Miami reporter is a serial killer’s only public contact.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) MAX Fri. 10 a.m.

“The Mechanic” ›› (2011, Action) Jason Statham. An elite hit-man teaches his deadly trade to an apprentice. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) TMC Sun. 3:30 a.m.; Sat. 3:05 a.m.

“Meet the Parents” ››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro. A man spends a disastrous weekend with his lover’s family. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sat. 10 a.m.

“Meet the Spartans” › (2008, Comedy) Sean Maguire. Thirteen strapping warriors must defend their homeland. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 8 a.m.

“Memphis Belle” ›› (1990, War) Matthew Modine. B-17 bomber’s crew faces its last World War II mission. (CC) (PG13) (1:48) ENC Wed. 9:30 a.m.

“Men in Black II” ›› (2002, Action) Tommy Lee Jones.

Agents Jay and Kay defend Earth from a sultry alien enemy. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) TNT Sun. 2:45 p.m.

“Merlin and the War of the Dragons” ›› (2008, Fantasy) Jürgen Prochnow. Merlin must save England from fire-breathing dragons. (CC) (PG) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 10 a.m.

“Messages Deleted” (2009, Suspense) Matthew Lillard. A student forces a screenwriting teacher to enact a story. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32) SHOW Wed. 2 p.m.

“Michael” ››› (1996, Drama) John Travolta. Tabloid journalists see the light with an angel’s help. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 8 a.m.

“Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood.

A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Tue. 12:45 a.m.; Thu. 2 p.m.

“The Millionairess” ››› (1960, Comedy) Sophia Loren.

A will orders a millionairess to wed a smart businessman.

(NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 9 a.m.

“Miracle” ››› (2004, Drama) Kurt Russell. The U.S. Olympic hockey team beats the Soviet team. (CC) (PG) (2:15) STARZ Fri. 2:25 a.m., 11:05 a.m.

“Mission to Mars” › (2000, Science Fiction) Gary Sinise. A team goes to Mars to recover an earlier expedition. (PG) (1:52) BRAVO Fri. 1:30 p.m.

May 4-10, 2013 “Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story” (2013, Docudrama) Michael Shanks. Hockey legend Gordie Howe comes out of retirement. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) HALL Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m., 9 p.m.

“Mr. Holland’s Opus” ››› (1995, Drama) Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a musician toward teaching. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:22) MAX Mon. 1:35 p.m.

“Mistress” ›› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Robert Wuhl. Hollywood money men rewrite hasbeen’s script. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) TMC Wed. 6:30 p.m.

“Monkey Shines” ››› (1988, Horror) Jason Beghe. A trained monkey acts out its owner’s violent impulses. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:53) MAX Sat. 3:10 a.m.

“Montana” ›› (1950, Western) Errol Flynn. A sheep rancher wants to move his herds into cattle country. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 1:15 a.m.

“Mr. & Mrs. Smith” ›› (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are assassins for rival organizations. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) MAX Tue. 1:30 p.m.

“Mrs. Doubtfire” ››› (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams. An estranged dad poses as a nanny to be with his children. (CC) (HD) (PG) (3:00) CMT Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. Midnight “Murder by Numbers” ›› (2002, Suspense) Sandra Bullock. Two murderous men try to outwit a homicide detective.

(CC) (R) (2:30) OXY Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. Midnight; Fri. 8 a.m., 12:30 p.m.

“My Baby’s Daddy” › (2004, Comedy) Eddie Griffin. Three footloose men deal with fatherhood. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) STARZ Mon. 2:35 a.m.

“My Best Friend’s Girl” › (2008, Romance-Comedy) Dane Cook. A cad falls in love with the ex-girlfriend of his best pal.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:15) COM Sun. 8:30 a.m., 3:45 p.m.

“My Boss’s Daughter” › (2003, Romance-Comedy) Ashton Kutcher. A man stays at a mansion to woo his employer’s daughter. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) ENC Fri. 5:40 a.m.

“My Father, the Hero” ›› (1994, Comedy) Gérard Depardieu. A teen pretends her father is her lover to impress another. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) SHOW Fri. 1 p.m.

“My Sister’s Keeper” ›› (2009, Drama) Cameron Diaz.

A girl sues for emancipation from her parents. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:02 a.m.

“My Super Ex-Girlfriend” ›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Uma Thurman. A superheroine takes revenge after her boyfriend breaks up with her. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Thu. 6 a.m.

“My Week With Marilyn” ››› (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. A production assistant spends a week with Marilyn Monroe. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Fri. 8 p.m.

“Mystery Men” ›› (1999, Fantasy) Hank Azaria. Substitute superheroes battle a nefar-

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ious criminal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Mon. 2:20 p.m.

“The Myth of the American Sleepover” ››› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Jade Ramsey. Four young people search for love and adventure. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:33) TMC Mon. 8:10 a.m.

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“The Naked City” ››› (1948, Crime Drama) Barry Fitzgerald.

Two police detectives investigate the murder of a playgirl.

(CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 12:15 a.m.

“Nanny McPhee” ›› (2005, Comedy) Emma Thompson. A woman uses magic to control a widower’s unruly children. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 1 p.m.

“Nanny McPhee Returns” ›› (2010, Comedy) Emma Thompson. A nanny uses magic to teach mischievous children a lesson. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Sun. 3 p.m.

“National Security” ›› (2003, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Two feuding security guards go after murderous thieves. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) BET Wed. 1 a.m., 4 p.m.

“New Year’s Eve” › (2011, Romance-Comedy) Halle Berry.

New Yorkers’ lives intertwine on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) HBO Tue. 3:30 p.m.

“Night Ambush” ›› (1958, War) Dirk Bogarde. Greek partisans help capture and transport a Nazi general. (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 1:45 p.m.

“No Country for Old Men” ››› (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. A ruthless killer hunts a man who took a briefcase of cash. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:27) USA Sat. 11 a.m.

“No Escape” ›› (1994, Science Fiction) Ray Liotta. A Marine convict is sentenced to a deadly island prison. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) HBO Thu. 3:40 a.m.

“No Looking Back” ›› (1998, Drama) Lauren Holly. A man returns home to win back his former girlfriend. (R) (1:36) TMC Fri. 5:30 a.m.

“The Notebook” ›› (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. A man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04) ENC Sat. 10:20 a.m.; Fri. 5:50 p.m.

“The Nugget” ›› (2002, Comedy) Eric Bana. Three buddies find an enormous hunk of gold.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Wed. 10:35 a.m.

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“Ocean’s Eleven” ››› (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney. A suave ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Sun. 2:30 a.m.

“Ocean’s Eleven” ››› (1960, Comedy-Drama) Frank Sinatra.

One-time paratroopers rob five casinos on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 11 a.m.

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TVTIMES “Ocean’s Thirteen” ››› (2007, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his gang seek to right a wrong.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:33) USA Sat. 1:27 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.

“Old School” ›› (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson. Three men relive their wild past by starting a fraternity. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1:30 p.m.

“On Any Sunday” ›› (1971, Documentary) David Evans.

Filmmaker Bruce Brown shows motorcycle racing, with Steve McQueen. (CC) (G) (1:45) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 9:15 a.m.

“Once a Thief” ›› (1965, Crime Drama) Alain Delon. Exconvict with wife and child joins San Francisco caper. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. Noon “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” ›› (2003, Action) Antonio Banderas. A CIA agent recruits a gunman to stop an assassination. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) AMC Fri. 6 p.m.

“One Day” ›› (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. For two decades, two friends reunite on July 15 each year. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:48) MAX Mon. 4:40 a.m.

“One Voice” ››› (2010, Documentary) Hawaiian high-school students compete in an annual singing contest. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) ) Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 4 a.m.

“The Other Guys” ››› (2010, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Two deskbound detectives get a chance to work on a real case. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 1 a.m.

“Our Idiot Brother” ››› (2011, Comedy) Paul Rudd. An easygoing dimwit disrupts the lives of his three ambitious sisters. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) SHOW Wed. 7:30 p.m.

“Our Very Own” ››› (1950, Drama) Ann Blyth. High-school senior with foster parents seeks natural mother. (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 8:45 p.m.

“Out of Sight” ››› (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney.

A U.S. marshal falls for an escaped con she must capture.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) AMC Wed. 1 a.m.

“Out of the Fog” ››› (1941, Crime Drama) Ida Lupino. Two elderly Brooklynites take revenge on a petty thief. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 10:45 p.m.

“Out of the Past” ›››› (1947, Crime Drama) Robert Mitchum. A gambler’s no-good girlfriend crosses a private eye.

(CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 8:30 p.m.

“Over the Hedge” ››› (2006, Comedy) Voices of Bruce Willis.

Animated. A raccoon tells fellow animals about a new food source. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) NICK Fri. 7 p.m.

“Overboard” ›› (1987, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Sat. 2:30 p.m.

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“The Painted Veil” ››› (2006, Drama) Naomi Watts.

An adulterous woman accompanies her scientist husband to 1920s China. (CC) (PG-13) (2:05) STARZ Fri. 9 a.m.

“Panic Room” ››› (2002, Suspense) Jodie Foster.

Thieves trap a woman and her daughter in their apartment. (R) (1:52) BRAVO Fri. 4 p.m.

“Papers: Stories of Undocumented Youth” (2009, Documentary) Undocumented immigrants face legal challenges as they turn age 18. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. 2 a.m., 12:30 p.m.

“Partners in Crime” ›› (2000, Drama) Rutger Hauer. A detective and ex-wife are suspected of murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Thu. 6:35 a.m.

“Pastor Brown” (2009, Drama) Salli Richardson-Whitfield.

Jesse returns home to see her dying father. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 5 p.m.

“The Pastor’s Wife” (2011, Docudrama) Rose McGowan.

Mary Winkler faces accusations of murdering her husband. (CC) (HD) (2:02) LIFE Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 2:02 a.m.

“Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ›› (2009, Comedy) Kevin James.

A security officer confronts bad guys at a suburban New Jersey mall. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 6:30 p.m.

“Pay It Forward” ›› (2000, Drama) Kevin Spacey. A classroom assignment inspires a boy to help others. (HD) (PG13) (2:30) ± Tue. 11:30 a.m.

“Payback” ›› (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. A betrayed thief launches a single-minded quest for revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Sat. 7:15 p.m.

“The People Under the Stairs” ›› (1991, Horror) Brandon Adams. A youth finds a terrifying secret in a house’s recesses. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) MAX Sun. 4:20 a.m.

“The Perfect Score” ›› (2004, Comedy) Erika Christensen. Students try to steal the answers to their SATs. (HD) (PG-13) (1:33) SHOW Fri. 9:30 a.m.

“The Pest” › (1997, Comedy) John Leguizamo. A hyperactive con artist becomes a German hunter’s quarry. (CC) (PG-13) (1:22) STARZ Wed. 6:50 a.m.

“Phenomenon” ›› (1996, Drama) John Travolta. A small-town mechanic is gifted with amazing mental powers. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:04) MAX Thu. 7:05 a.m.

“The Philadelphia Story” ›››› (1940, Romance-Comedy) Cary Grant. An ex-husband’s return upsets a socialite’s wedding plans. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Fri. 12:15 p.m.

“Phunny Business: A Black Comedy” (2010, Documentary) Narrated by John Ridley. A history of the prominent comedy club All Jokes Aside. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:21) SHOW Tue. 1:30 p.m.

“Pirates of the Caribbean: On

May 4-10, 2013 Stranger Tides” ›› (2011, Adventure) Johnny Depp. Capt.

Jack Sparrow searches for the Fountain of Youth. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16) ENC Wed. 5:40 p.m.; Thu. 3:40 a.m.

“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” ››› (2003, Action) Johnny Depp. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel. (CC) (PG-13) (2:23) STARZ Fri. Midnight, 1:40 p.m.

“Pitch Black” ›› (2000, Science Fiction) Radha Mitchell.

Vicious creatures stalk the survivors of a spaceship crash.

(HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Tue. Midnight “Planet 51” ›› (2009, Comedy) Voices of Dwayne Johnson.

Animated. An astronaut encounters aliens who are stuck in the 1950s. (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m.

“Poetic Justice” ›› (1993, Romance-Comedy) Janet Jackson. A postal worker tries to win a reticent poet’s affections.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) BET Mon. 11 a.m.

“Preacher’s Kid” ›› (2009, Drama) LeToya Luckett. A pastor’s musically gifted daughter sets out on her own. (CC) (PG13) (2:30) BET Sat. 10:30 a.m.

“The Presence” (2010, Drama) Mira Sorvino. A woman travels to a remote cabin and is stalked by a ghost. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) HBO Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Thu. 6:30 p.m.

“The Princess Diaries” ›› (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews.

A grandmother teaches etiquette to an heir apparent.

(HD) (G) (2:30) FAM Wed. 8:30 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m.

“The Producers” ››› (1968, Comedy) Zero Mostel. Fraudulent producers stage “Springtime for Hitler.” (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 10:30 a.m.

“Project X” ›› (2012, Comedy) Thomas Mann. Three teens throw a party that spins wildly out of control. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) MAX Thu. 12:30 a.m.

“The Punisher” ›› (2004, Action) Thomas Jane. An FBI agent seeks revenge for the murder of his family. (HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Fri. 10 p.m.

“Purple Noon” ››› (1960, Suspense) Alain Delon. A clever mimic kills, then assumes his victim’s identity. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM Thu. 6 a.m.

“Purple Rain” ››› (1984, Musical) Prince. A musician overcomes stiff opposition to become famous. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:51) MAX Thu. 5:10 a.m.

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“Quadrophenia” ››› (1979, Musical) Phil Daniels. 1964 London Mods bash Rockers in Brighton. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) TMC Fri. 3 a.m.

“The Queen of Versailles” ››› (2012, Documentary) The 2008 financial crisis threatens a billionaire’s empire. (PG) (1:40) BRAVO Sat. 7 a.m.

“Quick Change” ››› (1990, Comedy) Bill Murray. A New Yorker’s carefully planned bank

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“Ratatouille” ››› (2007, Comedy) Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A French rat enjoys good food and longs to become a chef. (CC) (HD) (G) (2:00) DISN Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. Noon “Ray” ››› (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:33) MAX Wed. 7:30 p.m.

“Rebound” ›› (2005, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. A college basketball coach leads a team of middle schoolers. (CC) (PG) (2:00) BET Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 1:05 a.m.

“Red Eye” ››› (2005, Suspense) Rachel McAdams. A plane passenger involves his seatmate in a deadly plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) MAX Sat. 8:30 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.

“Red Planet” › (2000, Science Fiction) Val Kilmer. Astronauts try to colonize Mars to save mankind. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 6:30 p.m.; Mon. 3 p.m.

“The Ref” ›› (1994, Comedy) Denis Leary. A thief comes to regret taking a bickering couple hostage. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) SHOW Thu. 5:15 p.m.

“Reign Over Me” ››› (2007, Drama) Adam Sandler. A grieving man rekindles a friendship.

(CC) (R) (2:04) STARZ Mon. 3:10 p.m.

“Remember Sunday” (2013, Romance) Alexis Bledel. A man falls in love with the same waitress every day. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 3 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.

“Remember the Titans” ››› (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington. A black man coaches highschool football after integration.

(HD) (PG) (3:00) SPIKE Sat. 4:30 p.m.

“Repo Men” › (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law. Agents repossess transplanted organs for nonpayment. (CC) (R) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 11:30 p.m.

“Resident Evil” › (2002, Horror) Milla Jovovich. A deadly virus turns the living into zombies. (HD) (R) (2:00) SPIKE Wed. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

“Resident Evil: Retribution” ›› (2012, Horror) Milla Jovovich. Umbrella Corp.’s Tvirus continues to ravage the Earth. (CC) (R) (1:35) STARZ Wed. 2 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“Return to Me” ››› (2000, Romance) David Duchovny. A man falls in love with the recipient of his wife’s heart. (CC) (PG) (1:53) STARZ Thu. 4:05 a.m., 5 p.m.

“Riddles of the Sphinx” (2008, Suspense) Dina Meyer. A man and his daughter solve the riddles of a sphinx. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 1 a.m.

“The Ring” ›› (2002, Horror) Naomi Watts. A videotape

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“Rise of the Planet of the Apes” ››› (2011, Science Fiction) James Franco. A medical experiment results in a superintelligent chimp. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Sat. 9:30 a.m., 6:10 p.m.; Tue. 10:15 a.m., 7:05 p.m.

“Rising Stars” (2010, Drama) Fisher Stevens. Three musical acts take part in a reality-TV show. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:33) TMC Tue. 10:30 a.m.

“Road to Nowhere” ›› (2010, Romance) Shannyn Sossamon.

A filmmaker becomes wrapped up in a crime. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Tue. 5:45 p.m.

“Road Trip: Beer Pong” › (2009, Comedy) Preston Jones.

Collegians compete in the National Beer Pong Tournament.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Wed. 2 a.m.

“Rocco and His Brothers” ››› (1960, Drama) Alain Delon. A rural woman and her sons fail tragically in postwar Milan. (NR) (3:00) TCM Thu. 3 a.m.

“Role Models” ››› (2008, Comedy) Seann William Scott.

Two wild guys become mentors to two impressionable youths.

(CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) COM Sun. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.

“Romancing the Stone” ››› (1984, Adventure) Michael Douglas. An adventurer helps a novelist find her kidnapped sister. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) AMC Thu. 11:15 a.m.

“The Ron Clark Story” ›› (2006, Biography) Matthew Perry. A New York teacher has a lasting impact on his students.

(CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.

“Rose of Washington Square” ››› (1939, Musical) Tyrone Power. Roaring ’20s singer becomes star; criminal husband sinks deeper. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 5 p.m.

“Roxie Hart” ›› (1942, Comedy) Ginger Rogers. A dancer uses murder trial publicity to further her career. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 5:30 a.m.

“Rumble Fish” ›› (1983, Drama) Matt Dillon. A troubled youth idolizes his delinquent big brother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) MAX Wed. 4:40 a.m.

“Run for Your Life” ››› (2008, Documentary) Fred Lebow founds the New York City Marathon. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 6 a.m.

“Runaway Bride” ›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. A columnist tries to get the scoop on a commitment-shy gal. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) TBS Sun. Midnight, 2 p.m.

“The Rundown” ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock. A bounty hunter must find his boss’ son in the Amazon. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) HBO Thu. 11:30 a.m.

“Running Scared” ››› (1986, Comedy-Drama) Gregory Hines.

Two detectives are given 30 days to nab a cocaine smug-

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS gler. (CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Sun. 2:50 a.m.

“Running the Sahara” (2008, Documentary) Narrated by Matt Damon. Three men attempt to run across the African desert.

(CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 1 p.m., 11 p.m.

“Rush Hour 3” › (2007, Action) Jackie Chan. Carter and Lee battle Chinese gangsters in Paris. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Fri. 9 p.m.

“RV” ›› (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 7 a.m.

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“Sahara” ›› (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey.

Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:00) TNT Sun. 1:30 a.m., 10 a.m.

“Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ewan McGregor. A scientist and a sheik endeavor to bring sport fishing to Yemen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) SHOW Sat. 9 p.m.

“The Samaritan” › (2012, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. An ex-convict can’t escape his past. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Mon. 8:25 p.m.

“Savages” ›› (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot growers go to war against a Mexican drug cartel. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) MAX Sun. 11:15 a.m., 7:45 p.m.; Fri. 6:50 p.m.

“Savages” ›› (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot growers go to war against a Mexican drug cartel. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:22) MAX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 2:10 a.m.

“Save the Last Dance 2” ›› (2006, Drama) Izabella Miko. A talented dancer falls for a hiphop musician. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. 9 a.m., 1 p.m.

“Scary Movie 3” ›› (2003, Comedy) Anna Faris. A journalist investigates UFOs and a killer videotape. (CC) (PG-13) (1:28) ENC Sat. 9:40 p.m.; Sun. 4:45 a.m.; Thu. 8:15 a.m., 4:50 p.m.

“School for Scoundrels” ›› (2006, Romance-Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. A professor and a student love the same woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Fri. 12:21 p.m.

“The School of Rock” ››› (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. An unemployed guitarist poses as a teacher. (HD) (PG-13) (1:48) SHOW Fri. 8 p.m.

“Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire” (2011, Comedy) Voices of Frank Welker. Animated.

Scooby and the gang encounter a vampire who likes Daphne.

(HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON Sun. Noon “Scoop” ›› (2006, RomanceComedy) Scarlett Johansson. A journalism student probes a mystery in London. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) HBO Mon. 10:45 a.m.

“Scream 2” ››› (1997, Horror) David Arquette. A psychotic slasher rampages through an

May 4-10, 2013 Ohio college town. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Tue. 2 a.m.

“Scream 3” ››› (2000, Horror) David Arquette. A copycat killer stalks actors on the set of “Stab 3.” (R) (1:56) BRAVO Fri. 6:30 p.m.

“Scream 4” ›› (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell. The Ghostface Killer returns to claim new victims. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Mon. 3 a.m.; Sat. 3 a.m.

“Sea of Love” ››› (1989, Suspense) Al Pacino. Police detective falls for lonely-heartskiller suspect. (CC) (R) (1:52) ENC Wed. 12:20 a.m.

“Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Steve Carell. Two misfits take a road trip as the world’s end approaches. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Wed. 4 p.m.

“Semi-Pro” ›› (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A ’70s-era musician buys a basketball league’s worst team. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) USA Mon. 6:30 a.m.; Tue. 2:05 a.m.

“Senna” ››› (2010, Documentary) The life and career of race-car driver Ayrton Senna.

(CC) (PG-13) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 1 p.m.

“The Sentinel” ›› (1977, Horror) Cristina Raines. Model’s brownstone has creeps and basement to hell. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31) MAX Fri. 3:15 a.m.

“Sergeant York” ›››› (1941, War) Gary Cooper. Tennessee pacifist Alvin C. York becomes a World War I hero. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Fri. 2:30 p.m.

“Serious Moonlight” › (2009, Comedy-Drama) Meg Ryan. A woman duct-tapes her cheating husband to a toilet. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) SHOW Wed. 5:30 a.m.

“Sex Drive” ›› (2008, Comedy) Josh Zuckerman. A teen goes on a road trip to meet his online girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) COM Sun. 1:15 p.m.

“Sexting” › (2011, RomanceComedy) Jason Lewis. A man and a woman break ties formed through BlackBerrys.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Mon. 4:50 a.m.

“Shadow Zone: My Teacher Ate My Homework” (1997, Fantasy) Gregory Smith. A boy considers using a voodoo doll on a teacher he hates. (CC) (HD) (1:32) TMC Fri. 7:10 a.m.

“Shadows and Lies” ›› (2010, Drama) James Franco.

A man tries to save a woman from two criminals. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) TMC Sun. 7:10 p.m.; Wed. 11:45 p.m.; Fri. 3:05 p.m.

“Shallow Hal” ›› (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow. A superficial man now sees only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Tue. 8:30 p.m.

“Shanghai Noon” ››› (2000, Comedy) Jackie Chan. A robber and a Chinese Imperial Guardsman rescue a princess. (PG-13) (1:50) BRAVO Sat. 2 a.m.

“The Sheik” ››› (1921, Romance) Rudolph Valentino.

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Silent. An Englishwoman is abducted by an Arabian prince.

(NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 3:45 a.m.

“She’s All That” ›› (1999, Romance-Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr. A high-school student wagers he can remake a plain Jane. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. 11 a.m., 3 p.m.

“The Shopworn Angel” ›› (1938, Romance) Margaret Sullavan. An entertainer shows a naive soldier the time of his life. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 5 p.m.

“Sideways” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Paul Giamatti. Two friends ponder their lives during a road trip. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:06) MAX Fri. 1:40 p.m.

“Silent Night” › (2012, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. A killer dressed as Santa Claus terrorizes a community. (CC) (R) (1:34) STARZ Tue. 3:50 a.m.

“S1m0ne” ›› (2002, ComedyDrama) Al Pacino. A computergenerated actress takes on a life of her own. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 9 p.m.

“A Simple Plan” ›› (1998, Suspense) Bill Paxton. Three men find a fortune in the fuselage of a crashed plane. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) MAX Tue. 9:30 a.m.

“Sin City” ››› (2005, Crime Drama) Jessica Alba. Sordid characters run amok in a crimeridden metropolis. (CC) (NR) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 11:30 p.m.; Mon. 9 a.m.

“16 Blocks” ››› (2006, Action) Bruce Willis. A world-weary cop protects a witness from assassins. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TNT Sat. 1 a.m.

“Skyline” › (2010, Science Fiction) Eric Balfour. An alien force threatens to swallow up Earth’s population. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) SPIKE Wed. 2 p.m.

“Smokin’ Aces” ›› (2007, Action) Ben Affleck. Hit men converge on Lake Tahoe to rub out a mob informant. (HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Fri. 5:30 p.m.

“Snakes on a Plane” ›› (2006, Horror) Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent contends with a swarm of deadly serpents. (CC) (R) (2:35) BET Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m.

“So Long at the Fair” ››› (1950, Mystery) Jean Simmons. An artist helps a woman comb Paris for her missing brother. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 3:30 p.m.

“Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess” (2012, Musical) Voices of Ariel Winter. Animated. A girl must adjust to a life of royalty. (CC) (HD) (:50) DISN Thu. 10:30 a.m.

“Soldiers Three” ›› (1951, Adventure) Stewart Granger.

The story of rowdy British soldiers in 19th-century India.

(NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 1 p.m.

“Son of Morning” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Cross. An instance of stigmata makes a lowly copywriter famous. (CC)

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(HD) (R) (1:21) TMC Sun. 12:05 p.m.; Fri. 1:40 p.m.

“Song Without End” ››› (1960, Biography) Dirk Bogarde. Composer Liszt woos women, joins monastery. (NR) (2:15) TCM Wed. 11:30 a.m.

“Soul Men” ›› (2008, Comedy) Samuel L. Jackson. Estranged singers reunite for a tribute concert. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) COM Sat. 2:01 a.m.

“Soul Surfer” ›› (2011, Drama) AnnaSophia Robb. Competitive surfer Bethany Hamilton loses an arm in a shark attack.

(HD) (PG) (2:30) FX Tue. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.

“South of Heaven, West of Hell” ›› (2000, Western) Dwight Yoakam. A lawman wants revenge on troublemakers that disgraced him. (CC) (R) (2:09) ENC Fri. 3:20 a.m.

“South of Suez” ›› (1940, Mystery) George Brent. The discovery of a diamond leads to murder and intrigue. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 12:30 p.m.

“Spawn” ›› (1997, Fantasy) John Leguizamo. A dead man returns from hell to take revenge on his killer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) MAX Sun. 7:50 a.m.

“Speed 2: Cruise Control” › (1997, Action) Sandra Bullock.

A couple intervene when a madman hijacks their ship.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05) MAX Wed. 7:45 a.m.

“Speed Racer” ›› (2008, Action) Emile Hirsch. A racecar driver enters an arduous crosscountry match. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) TBS Thu. 2 a.m.

“Speedway” ›› (1968, Musical) Elvis Presley. A wealthy race-car driver falls for a beautiful IRS agent. (CC) (G) (1:32) ENC Tue. 8 p.m.

“Spider-Man 2” ››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fights a man who has mechanical tentacles. (PG-13) (3:00) FX Sat. 2 p.m.; Sun. 9 a.m.

“Spike” (2008, Fantasy) Edward Gusts. A woman tries to save her friends from a strange beast. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:20) TMC Fri. 12:15 p.m.

“Spirits of the Dead” ››› (1968, Horror) Jane Fonda.

Three directors present Edgar Allan Poe tales. (R) (2:15) TCM Thu. 2 p.m.

“Spy Kids 3: Game Over” ›› (2003, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. A boy enters a virtual-reality game to save his sister.

(CC) (PG) (1:29) ENC Mon. 8:20 a.m., 4:50 p.m.

“Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” › (2011, Adventure) Jessica Alba. A retired spy’s twin stepkids step up to save the world. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:29) SHOW Sun. 11:30 a.m.

“Square Grouper” ›› (2011, Documentary) Miami’s marijuana-smuggling culture in the 1970s and ’80s. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) SHOW Wed. 3:35 p.m.

“Squeeze” ››› (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. Three teens run for their lives after a botched drug deal. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Fri. 1:15 a.m.

“Stag Night” ›› (2008, Hor-

ror) Kip Pardue. Stranded travelers flee from a pack of killer cannibals. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) MAX Sat. 12:05 p.m.

“Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” ››› (1982, Science Fiction) William Shatner. An old nemesis lures Kirk and crew into a deadly duel. (PG) (2:30) SYFY Fri. 5:30 p.m.

“Star Trek: the Motion Picture” ›› (1979, Science Fiction) William Shatner. Adm. Kirk and the crew seek an intelligent alien entity. (CC) (G) (3:00) SYFY Fri. 8:30 a.m.

“Stardust” ››› (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes. A young man ventures into a fairy realm to retrieve a fallen star. (HD) (PG13) (2:08) TMC Tue. 12:05 p.m.

“Stargate” ›› (1994, Science Fiction) Kurt Russell. An artifact found in Egypt is the doorway to another world. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) ENC Thu. 1:10 p.m., 9:40 p.m.

“Stay Away, Joe” › (1968, Comedy-Drama) Elvis Presley. A rodeo rider gets the OK to raise cattle on his father’s land. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Wed. 8 p.m.

“Stealing Harvard” › (2002, Comedy) Jason Lee. A man turns to crime to raise tuition money for his niece. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Wed. 7 a.m.

“Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A woman tries hard to make her lover’s children accept her. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04) ENC Wed. 11:20 a.m.; Thu. 6:05 a.m.

“Stick It” ›› (2006, ComedyDrama) Jeff Bridges. A rebellious teen attends a gymnastics academy. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 10 a.m.

“Stomp the Yard” ›› (2007, Drama) Columbus Short. A troubled dancer enrolls in college. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1:30 a.m.

“The Stone Angel” ›› (2007, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. An aging woman flees from her past and future. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Mon. 7:05 a.m.

“The Story of Louis Pasteur” ››› (1936, Biography) Paul Muni. The 1800s French chemist wins over critics with his bacteria work. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 4:45 a.m.

“Straight Talk” ›› (1992, Romance-Comedy) Dolly Parton. A dance instructor is mistaken for a radio psychologist. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:31) TMC Wed. 2 p.m.

“Strange Cargo” ›› (1940, Adventure) Joan Crawford. A quiet stranger saves the souls of escaped convicts. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 9 a.m.

“The Strangler” ››› (1964, Suspense) Victor Buono. A domineering mother pushes her mild-mannered son to murder.

(NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 4:30 a.m.

“Stuck in the Suburbs” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Danielle Panabaker. Two friends want to reveal a pop star’s true persona. (CC) (1:30) DISN Sat. 2:30 a.m.

“Suburban Girl” ›› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Michelle

May 4-10, 2013 Gellar. An assistant editor has an affair with an older publisher. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) SHOW Tue. 5:20 a.m.

“The Sum of All Fears” ››› (2002, Suspense) Ben Affleck.

Jack Ryan fights terrorists planning a nuclear attack. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Fri. 10:30 p.m.

“A Summer in Genoa” ›› (2008, Drama) Colin Firth. A widower and his two young daughters look for a fresh start in Italy. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) SHOW Thu. Noon “A Summer Place” ››› (1959, Drama) Richard Egan.

Young love and an old romance threaten to ruin families. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Thu. 6:30 p.m.

“SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2” › (2004, Comedy) Jon Voight. Toddlers battle a media mogul bent on mind control.

(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) MAX Wed. 6:15 a.m.

“Superhero Movie” › (2008, Comedy) Drake Bell. A dragonfly bite turns a teen loser into a hero. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) TBS Fri. 2 a.m.

“Swedish Auto” (2006, Drama) Lukas Haas. A small town mechanic watches the people of his town. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:37) TMC Sun. 5:30 p.m.

“Sweet Home Alabama” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A fashion designer demands a divorce from her husband. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Fri. 10 p.m.

“Swordfish” ›› (2001, Suspense) John Travolta. An ex-con computer hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. (CC) (R) (2:00) ^ Sun. 2 p.m.

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“Tabloid” ››› (2010, Documentary) Live action/animated.

A former Miss Wyoming kidnaps a Mormon missionary.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) TMC Tue. 4:35 a.m.

“Take Shelter” ››› (2011, Drama) Michael Shannon. A man has visions of impending doom. (CC) (R) (2:04) STARZ Wed. 11:50 a.m.

“Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story” (2011, Docudrama) Taraji P. Henson. Tiffany Rubin flies to South Korea to reunite with her kidnapped son.

(CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 1 p.m.

“Talk Radio” ››› (1988, Drama) Eric Bogosian. A caustic radio host develops a fanatical audience. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) TMC Tue. 2:45 a.m.

“Tango & Cash” ›› (1989, Crime Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Two rival cops go after the drug kingpin who framed them. (HD) (R) (2:00) ± Mon. 11:30 a.m.

“Taxi” › (2004, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A bumbling policeman and a cabby chase bank robbers. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) HBO Sun. 6:20 a.m.; Fri. 6:15 p.m.

“The Tempest” ›› (1979, Drama) Heathcote Williams. Surreal adaptation of Shakespeare

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play. (R) (1:45) TCM Sat. 11 p.m.

“The Terminator” ››› (1984, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg assassin from the future comes to present-day L.A. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) HBO Thu. 1:50 a.m.

“Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A cyborg protects John Connor from a superior model. (CC) (R) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 9 p.m.; Mon. 5:30 p.m.

“That’s Entertainment!” ››› (1974, Documentary) Fred Astaire. Clips from 1928-58 MGM musicals. (CC) (G) (2:30) TCM Mon. 8:45 p.m.

“That’s My Boy” › (2012, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A young man’s estranged father tries to reconnect with him.

(CC) (R) (1:56) STARZ Sat. 1:15 a.m.

“That’s What She Said” (2012, Comedy) Anne Heche. Best friends have an adventure with a new acquaintance. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) SHOW Tue. 7:45 p.m.

“There’s Always Tomorrow” ›› (1956, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck. A neglected husband turns to a former sweetheart.

(NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 5 p.m.

“Think Like a Man” ›› (2012, Romance-Comedy) Michael Ealy. Men use an advice book to turn the tables on their gals.

(CC) (PG-13) (2:02) STARZ Mon. 5:35 a.m., 1:05 p.m., 10:05 p.m.

“35 & Ticking” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Nicole Ari Parker. Friends try to figure out where their lives are heading.

(CC) (R) (2:30) BET Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Sun. Noon “Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry” ›› (1937, Comedy-Drama) Judy Garland. A jockey’s crooked father wants him to throw the big race. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 3 a.m.

“A Thousand Words” › (2012, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A literary agent’s loquaciousness will be his undoing. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:31) MAX Sat. 9 a.m.

“The Three Musketeers” ›› (1993, Adventure) Charlie Sheen. The Musketeers seek to break Richelieu’s pact with Britain. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) SHOW Wed. 5:30 p.m.

“Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue” ›› (2010, Fantasy) Voices of Mae Whitman.

The sprite and her rival try to keep their existence secret.

(CC) (HD) (G) (1:25) DISN Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m.

“To Die For” ››› (1995, Comedy-Drama) Nicole Kidman. A woman will stop at nothing to achieve television stardom.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) AMC Tue. 3:32 a.m.

“Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes” (2010, Comedy) Voices of Malcolm McDowell. Animated. Tom and Jerry play catand-mouse games with Sherlock Holmes. (HD) (NR) (1:00) TOON Sun. 1:30 p.m.

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TVTIMES “Tomorrow, When the War Began” ››› (2010, Action) Caitlin Stasey. Eight teenagers band together to fight an invading army. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Sat. 9 a.m.

“Too Young to Be a Dad” ››› (2002, Drama) Kathy Baker. A woman helps her son after he impregnates a classmate. (CC) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 4 p.m.

“Tortilla Soup” ›› (2001, Romance-Comedy) Hector Elizondo. A veteran chef’s three daughters add spice to his life.

(CC) (PG-13) (1:42) STARZ Tue. 7:40 a.m.

“The Tortured” (2010, Suspense) Erika Christensen. A couple get revenge by kidnapping the killer of their child.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:19) SHOW Fri. 1 a.m.

“Total Recall” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Colin Farrell. A factory worker begins to think he’s really a spy. (CC) (PG-13) (1:57) STARZ Sat. 2:30 p.m.; Sun. 12:05 a.m.

“Touched” (2005, Romance) Jenna Elfman. A nurse falls in love with a formerly comatose patient. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) TMC Thu. 8:10 a.m.

“Touching Home” (2008, Drama) Ed Harris. Two brothers must make up for their past.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) SHOW Thu. 4:45 a.m.

“Tower Heist” ›› (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Condo employees plot revenge against a Wall Street swindler. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:45) MAX Sun. 9:30 a.m.; Thu. 10 p.m.

“Trade” ›› (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline. Young women and girls become victims of sex slavery. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) TMC Fri. 11:35 p.m.

“Trading Places” ››› (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Two men’s lives are altered by a bet made between tycoons. (CC) (R) (2:30) COM Sat. 5:30 p.m.

“Trading Places” ››› (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Two men’s lives are altered by a bet made between tycoons. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) COM Sun. 10:45 a.m.

“Traffic” ››› (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas. The war on drugs brings many casualties and few victories. (HD) (R) (2:27) SHOW Tue. 1:30 a.m.

“The Transporter” ›› (2002, Action) Jason Statham. A mercenary changes his mind-set after meeting a woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) AMC Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m.

“Trees Lounge” ››› (1996, Comedy-Drama) Steve Buscemi.

A Long Island loser drinks his life away in a dingy bar. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Wed. 5:35 a.m.

“Tropic Thunder” ››› (2008, Comedy) Ben Stiller. A pampered actor’s war movie turns into the real thing. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 11 a.m.

“Troy” ››› (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:42) MAX Sun. 3:05

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“True Lies” ››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TVLND Fri. 8 a.m.

“Turner & Hooch” ›› (1989, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A fastidious policeman is teamed with a slobbering canine. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) TMC Mon. 10 a.m.; Fri. 8:45 a.m.

“28 Hotel Rooms” (2012, Drama) Chris Messina. A novelist and an accountant begin a long-distance affair. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:22) SHOW Sun. 1 a.m.

“21 Jump Street” ››› (2012, Comedy) Jonah Hill. Young cops go under cover as high-school students. (CC) (R) (1:50) STARZ Sat. 11:35 a.m., 7:05 p.m.

“Twilight” ›› (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. A teen is caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Fri. 8:30 p.m.

“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” ›› (2011, Romance) Kristen Stewart. Bella and Edward marry. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) SHOW Mon. 8 p.m.

“Twister” ››› (1996, Action) Helen Hunt. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 5:30 p.m.

“Two Weeks Notice” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Sat. 11:15 a.m.

“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” ›› (2009, Comedy) Tyler Perry. Madea raises hell behind bars. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 7 p.m., 11:01 p.m.

“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” ›› (2009, Comedy) Tyler Perry. Madea raises hell behind bars. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (PG-13) (:59) LIFE Mon. 3:03 a.m.

“Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” ›› (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates. Greed and scandal test the mettle of two family matriarchs. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:02 a.m.

“Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” ›› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Four couples struggle with the challenges of married life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) BET Sun. 5 p.m.; Mon. 3 p.m.

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“The Ugly Truth” › (2009, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl. A romantically challenged woman faces outrageous tests.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) USA Sat. 2:01 a.m.

“Under Capricorn” ›› (1949, Drama) Ingrid Bergman. An aristocratic woman turns to alcohol for support. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Fri. 8 p.m.

“Under the Tuscan Sun” ››› (2003, Romance) Diane Lane.

May 4-10, 2013 A woman moves to Italy and befriends a married man. (CC) (PG-13) (1:53) ENC Mon. 4:50 a.m., 11:35 a.m.

“Underworld” ›› (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire protects a medical student from werewolves. (HD) (R) (3:00) SPIKE Wed. 4 p.m., 11 p.m.

“Underworld: Awakening” ›› (2012, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. Humans wage war on vampires and lycans. (CC) (R) (1:29) ENC Sun. 1 p.m., 10 p.m.; Thu. 3:15 p.m.; Fri. 1:45 a.m.

“Unfaithful” ››› (2002, Drama) Richard Gere. A housewife has an affair with a charming stranger. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) LIFE Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 12:02 a.m.

“An Unfinished Life” ›› (2005, Drama) Robert Redford.

A Wyoming rancher shelters his abused daughter-in-law. (CC) (PG-13) (1:47) STARZ Wed. 5:30 p.m.; Thu. 6:10 a.m.

“The Union” ››› (2011, Documentary) Elton John and Leon Russell collaborate on an album. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:30) HBO Sun. 4:50 a.m.

“Universal Soldier: Regeneration” ››› (2009, Action) Andrei “The Pitbull” Arlovski. A genetically engineered soldier battles two counterparts. (HD) (R) (2:09) SPIKE Sun. 1:30 a.m.

“Unleashed” ›› (2005, Action) Jet Li. A blind man teaches an enslaved fighter humanity. (HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Wed. 11:30 a.m.

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“Valentine’s Day” ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba. Los Angeles residents wend their way into and out of romance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sun. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

“Vamps” (2012, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. Bloodsucking party girls enjoy the night life. (CC) (PG-13) (1:33) STARZ Sat. 4:50 a.m.

“Van Helsing” ›› (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman. A monster-hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. (CC) (PG-13) (2:12) STARZ Fri. 5:45 p.m.

“Venus” ››› (2006, Drama) Peter O’Toole. A young woman turns a veteran British actor’s life upside down. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) TMC Tue. 2:15 p.m.

“A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” ›› (2011, Comedy) John Cho. The stoner pals reunite to find the perfect Christmas tree. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) MAX Tue. 10 p.m.

“V.I. Warshawski” ›› (1991, Mystery) Kathleen Turner. A child hires a detective to find her father’s murderer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) SHOW Thu. 8:45 a.m.

“Virginia City” ›› (1940, Western) Errol Flynn. Civil War spies fight for possession of a gold shipment. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 7 a.m.

“The Vow” ›› (2012, Romance) Rachel McAdams. A

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man tries to restore his wife’s memory and their bond. (CC) (PG-13) (1:44) ENC Fri. 8:45 a.m., 9:30 p.m.; Sat. 4:30 a.m.

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“The Waiting City” ›› (2009, Drama) Radha Mitchell. A young couple journeys to India to adopt a baby. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) TMC Mon. 11:40 a.m.

“Waiting to Exhale” ››› (1995, Comedy-Drama) Whitney Houston. Four Phoenix women bond while pursuing romance.

(R) (2:30) VH1 Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 4:30 p.m.

“Walk the Line” ››› (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix.

The story of music legends Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. (PG-13) (3:00) OXY Fri. 7 p.m.

“Walking Tall” ›› (2004, Action) The Rock. A sheriff and a deputy try to rid their town of thugs. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE Fri. 8 p.m.

“Wanderlust” ›› (2012, Comedy) Paul Rudd. Stressed-out New Yorkers embrace a counterculture lifestyle. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) MAX Mon. 8:20 p.m.

“The Watch” › (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Four men discover that aliens have infiltrated their town. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Mon. 11:50 a.m., 10 p.m.

“The Way Bobby Sees It” (2008, Documentary) A legally blind mountain biker races competitively. (CC) (NR) (1:00) ¨ Tue. 10 p.m.; Wed. 4 a.m., 2:30 p.m.

“We Who Are Young” ›› (1940, Romance) Lana Turner.

Newlyweds face financial setbacks and impending parenthood. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 11 a.m.

“The Wedding Date” ›› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Debra Messing. A woman brings a male escort to her sister’s wedding. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TBS Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Mon. 3 a.m.

“Weekend at Bernie’s” ›› (1989, Comedy) Andrew McCarthy. Two guys party with dead boss at beach; no one notices. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Fri. 2:21 p.m.

“We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” ››› (1993, Fantasy) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. Friendly dinosaurs visit kids in New York. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:12) MAX Tue. 6:45 a.m.

“Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” ›› (1994, Horror) Robert Englund. Freddy Krueger terrorizes the filmmakers who created him. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) MAX Tue. 3:05 a.m.

“Where the Heart Is” ›› (2000, Comedy-Drama) Natalie Portman. Kind townspeople befriend an abandoned teen and her infant. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Mon. 6 p.m.

“White Chicks” ›› (2004, Comedy) Shawn Wayans. Two male FBI agents pose as fe-

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TVTIMES male socialites. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Mon. Noon; Tue. 9 a.m.

“Whiteboys” ›› (1999, Comedy) Danny Hoch. A white Iowa farm boy dreams of hip-hop music stardom. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) MAX Fri. 3:50 p.m.

“Who’s Your Caddy?” › (2007, Comedy) Antwan “Big Boi” Patton. A rap mogul tries to join a conservative country club. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Wed. 2:30 p.m.

“The Wild North” ›› (1952, Adventure) Stewart Granger. A group of Northern fur trappers battles against nature. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 11 a.m.

“The Wild One” ››› (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando. A troublesome motorcycle gang invades a quiet town. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 3:30 p.m.

“William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet” ››› (1996, Romance) Leonardo DiCaprio.

Two youths from rival families share a doomed love affair.

(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) MAX Thu. 1:40 p.m.

“Wimbledon” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Kirsten Dunst.

Two tennis players fall for each other. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) ENC Wed. 2:15 a.m.

“Wishcraft” › (2001, Horror) Zelda Rubinstein. Students wind up dead after a teen makes wishes. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) MAX Wed. 9:50 a.m.

“Wishful Thinking” › (1999, Romance-Comedy) Drew Barrymore. A woman schemes to woo another’s jealous boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) SHOW Thu. 10:20 a.m.

“The Wolfman” ›› (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman becomes the embodiment of a terrible curse. (HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Mon. 6:30 p.m.

“The Woman in Black” ››› (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe.

A lawyer goes to a house in a marsh, which has secrets. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) SHOW Sun. 4:45 p.m.; Fri. 6:15 p.m.

“Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day” › (2012, Drama) Blair Underwood. Old secrets come to light for the Ames family. (CC) (PG-13) (2:35) BET Fri. 9:30 p.m.

“Wrath of the Titans” › (2012, Fantasy) Sam Worthington. Perseus must rescue Zeus from the underworld. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:39) HBO Tue. 8:30 a.m.

“Wyvern” ›› (2009, Suspense) Nick Chinlund. A monstrous dragon terrorizes residents of a small town. (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 1 a.m.

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“X-Men: The Last Stand” ›› (2006, Action) Hugh Jackman.

A cure for mutations divides the X-Men. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)

May 4-10, 2013 FX Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.

“X-Men 2” ››› (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. A powermad militarist pursues the mutants. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX Sat. 5 p.m.; Sun. Noon

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“Year One” ›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black. After banishment, two lazy villagers begin an epic journey. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) COM Sat. 11:15 a.m.; Sun. 3:02 a.m.

“The Yellow Rolls-Royce” ››› (1964, Comedy) Rex Harrison.

An elegant auto links the lives of its successive owners. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Thu. 9:45 a.m.

“Yes Man” ›› (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his life by saying yes to everything. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) TNT Sun. 12:30 p.m.

“You Again” ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Kristen Bell. A woman learns that her brother is marrying her old nemesis.

(HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Wed. 6:30 p.m.

“You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” ›› (2008, Comedy) Adam Sandler. An ex-Israeli commando becomes a hairstylist in New York. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Wed. 4 p.m.; Thu. 9 a.m.

“Your Sister’s Sister” ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Emily

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Blunt. A romantic triangle forms during an impromptu getaway.

(CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Fri. 6:30 p.m.

“Yours, Mine & Ours” ›› (2005, Comedy) Dennis Quaid.

The marriage of two widowed parents creates one large family. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 11 a.m.

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“Zack and Miri Make a Porno” ›› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen. Friends devise an odd plan to solve their money problems. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) COM Sat. 10 p.m.

“Zenon: The Zequel” ›› (2001, Adventure) Kirsten Storms. The 21st-century girl helps out some homeless aliens. (CC) (HD) (1:40) DISN Sun. 2:30 a.m.

“Zenon: Z3” (2004, Science Fiction) Kirsten Storms. Zenon wants to win the Galactic Teen Supreme contest. (CC) (1:30) DISN Mon. 2:30 a.m.

“Zoolander” ›› (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller. A disgraced male model is brainwashed to become an assassin. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Mon. 10 a.m.; Tue. 7 a.m.

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TALK SHOWS

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Late-night Monday “Jon Stewart”: (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Conan O’Brien”: (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert”: (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno” 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: John Krasinski; Kerry Washington.

(CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Isla Fisher; Jim Rash. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Tuesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11

p.m. TBS “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11:01 p.m. BRAVO “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno” 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Zooey Deschanel; Jim Gaffigan. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Ryan Seacrest. (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Wednesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N)

11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno” 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Alyson Hannigan; Natalie Maines. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Thursday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno” 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Jack Hanna; Benedict Cumberbatch.

(CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Friday “Jay Leno” (CC) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Chris Pine; Tom Dreesen; She & Him. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Daytime Monday “Today”: John Krasinski; David Alan Grier. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: “Bad boys.”

(N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Kerry Washington; Psy; mom makeovers. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Don Cheadle; Christos Garkinos.

(CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” 1 p.m. ^ “Maury”: Men deny their fiancees’ children. (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson Cooper”: Cooking challenge. (N) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Age disparity in relationships. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Matt Lauer; Max Greenfield. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Tuesday “Today”: George Lopez; Zachary Quinto. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Women raise children alone. (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Zooey Deschanel; Zachary Quinto.

(CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Latest “Celebrity Apprentice” castoff.

(CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” 1 p.m. ^ “Maury”: Teri learns of her partner’s escapades. (CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson Cooper”: The “pregnant man.”(N) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: People are confronted by their partners. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Lauren Graham; Lady Antebellum. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Wednesday “Today”: Michelle Obama; Wendy Williams. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Spontaneous psychic encounters; dreams.

(CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Jessica Alba; Katie Couric; makeovers.

(N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Teresa Giudice; “Ask Wendy” guests.

(CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” 1 p.m. ^

“Maury”: Past guests return for more tests. (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson Cooper”: 6-year-old is allergic to food. 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Unfaithful people confess. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Harry Connick Jr. (N) 4 p.m. +

Thursday “Today”: Chris Pine; Zach Galifianakis. (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Platonic pairs start families. 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Tobey Maguire; mothers get makeovers. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Ross Mathews; Ali Fedotowsky. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” 1 p.m. ^ “Maury”: Past guests request more tests. 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson Cooper”: Wendy Williams; co-host Brandy. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Partying

moms. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Neil Patrick Harris; Beth Behrs. (N) 4 p.m. +

Friday “Today”: Jimmy Connors; Benedict Cumberbatch. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Young adults living with parents. (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Carey Mulligan; Rod Stewart. 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Must-have gadgets. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” 1 p.m. ^ “Maury”: Women confront romantic rivals. (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson Cooper”: Viewers ask questions. (N) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: The sexiest and most-outrageous guests. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz”: (CC) (N) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (CC) (N) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Shakira; Bethenny Frankel. (N) 4 p.m. +

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QA/ Crossword

Q&A Q: Can you tell me if “Drop Dead Diva” was canceled?

A: It was, and now it’s not. After Lifetime announced the supposed end of the Brooke Elliott-starring show after four seasons, fans responded quite vocally ... but undoubtedly, just as major a factor was the economic one, since the network and the series’ studio, Sony Pictures Television, reached an agreement to continue the show with a lowered budget.

While “Diva” typically has started its runs in the summer, no Season 5 premiere date had been confirmed as of this writing.

Q: I keep seeing references to Wynonna Judd being the first star eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars.” Didn’t Dorothy Hamill go first?

A: She did, but the circumstances were different. The figure skating legend wasn’t actually booted off the ABC show; she had to withdraw because of a back injury that could have had much more severe and enduring results had she continued. Thus, she was the first celebrity to leave the competition, leaving the necessary quota of remaining stars and erasing the need for a voted elimination that week.

However, a week later, country star Judd did become the first person to depart the contest in that way.

Her partner was Tony Dovolani, and he’d been in that position before, since he and tennis veteran Martina Navratilova were the first couple voted out

two seasons earlier.

However, he would come back and win the following “AllStars” season with partner Melissa Rycroft.

Q: Where have I seen the actor who plays the title role in the new NBC show “Hannibal” before?

A: Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen had a solid career in both film and television in his native country, but he cemented his presence as an international star as card-playing villain Le Chiffre in Daniel Craig’s first James Bond movie, “Casino Royale.” He has appeared since in such big-budget ventures as “Clash of the Titans” and “The Three Musketeers,” but one of his most significant achievements to date was being named best actor at last year’s Cannes Film Festival for the Danish drama “The Hunt.”

Q: I’ve wondered why Robert Vaughn and David McCallum have not reconnected on “NCIS.” Any chance of that happen ing?

A: As long as the two actors are around, there’s always a chance, though we don’t know of any definite plans. We can’t believe the thought hasn’t crossed the minds of the CBS show’s producers, since they have McCallum — alias Illya Kuryakin to Vaughn’s Napoleon Solo on the classic spy series “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” — on board as Ducky.

We only can suggest you keep watching; you never know.

May 4-10, 2013

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