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V On the cover: La Chica Boom (left) and Dottie Lux embody holiday glitz at The Armory Club.

Photo: Georg Lester

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Dottie Lux (left) and La Chica Boom enjoy the ambiance at The Armory Club.

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he Armory Club at 1799 Mission Street can be thought of as a warm and enticing partner to the Armory, which sits like a Gothic castle on the corner of Mission and 14th streets. Peter Acworth, founder of Kink.com, said he wanted an inviting space to begin and end the popular tours of the Armory, and the idea for the club was born. He sees the club as a space to demystify and celebrate alternative sexualities, as well as being something of the house bar for the people who work at Kink, and a place for fans of their sites to mingle with the people who work there. Beyond that, it’s simply a nice place to hang out.

Because of the club’s entertainment permit, look forward to more events like Halloween’s Cirque de Kink, which featured bound clowns from Kink. The basement of the club became a photo set, so that guests of the club could immortalize their evening in pictures. The performances there are erotic, but non-sexual, which is one thing that distinguishes the events at the Armory Club from the Armory itself. For similar performance events in the future, check the club’s website at www.armoryclub.com.

In design, the space has the feel of the Edwardian or Victorian era, with tufted leather couches, a working brass fireplace, an inlaid copper ceiling and period lighting. But it has some modern touches as well, like an amber onyx bar which is lit from below, plasma screens, reclaimed wood floors and doors, and locally made furniture.

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It’s clear that Chris Gaw, set designer from Kink, wanted to create a space that has the feel of a high-end gentleman’s club from the past, and he’s succeeded admirably. Artwork in the club based on shoots from Kink will be rotated regularly, and are available for purchase. As this is the fourth bar or bar set Gaw has designed for Acworth, they definitely knew what they wanted.

The club has been open since September and has garnered positive reviews online from people who were visiting San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair. Peter reports that the bar, as well as the tours, were quite popular that weekend. He said looks forward to seasonal events that will correspond to both Folsom and Dore Alley fairs.

The bar features high-end scotches, whiskey and cognacs, beers from local brewers and a selection of wines. Cocktails are crafted with items from local farmer’s markets. I asked if we could look for any farmer’s markets there in the future.

Good news! We may indeed see events like this at the Armory Community Center in the Drill Court of the Armory, which was home to boxing matches from the 1920s forward. The space holds nearly 4,000 people and has held events like the Mission Bazaar and AEF’s festive County Fair.

One of the more interesting things about the Kink.com space is that since Kink has so many film sets readily available (they have already been featured in the film About Cherry), the bar may see an influx of people from the film industry as

its patrons. Add the buzz related to the forthcoming James Franco-related documentary about Kink, and this place is a potential space for cineastes of many sorts.

Music in the club is low-key, but there will be DJed nights as well. The basement, aside from being a photo set, may act as a retail space for Kink related products in the future.

Certainly a space that celebrates alternative sexualities is a welcome addition to the neighborhood, and the Armory Club looks to be another successful Kink-related business. ✸

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The stylish ambiance at The Armory Club

NAUGHTY? NICE.

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or advice on where to have a sexy good time, always ask a professional. Our cover models, Dottie Lux and La Chica Boom, have performed in bars, nightclubs and theatres throughout the Bay Area, and elsewhere. They both perform as part of the burlesque ensemble Red Hots Burlesque, and La Chica performs at clubs and theatres, most recently at CounterPulse.

As we perused the charming décor of the new Armory Club, Lux noted the classy ambiance with a kink-friendly edge that, she noted with a glance at the framed bondage art, is obviously a place that’s welcoming for the average patron, but also cool enough where most wouldn’t blink at the mention of ball-gags.

So, where can one enjoy a night out that’s sexy but not sleazy, fun but not frumpy? Lux took pride in recommending her frequent performance venue, El Rio (3158 Mission St. www. elriosf.com).

“I have the whole night to chow down on yummy meatballs at Emmy’s Spaghetti shack or fried chicken at The Front Porch,” said Lux. “Usually, after some sustenance (this girl likes to eat), I head back to El Rio because it really is my dive.”

The Red Hots Burlesquers flutter their fans each Wednesday and Friday night, from 7:30pmto 9pm. January 3, 2013 rings in their new event, Bacon, Babes and Bingo. They’re also busy with private holiday parties through year’s end.

La Chicao Boom’s faves also include El Rio for its diversity, and Aunt Charlie’s Lounge (133 Turk St. at Taylor. 441-2922.

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“It’s a ‘hole in the wall’ gay-type bar, and the staff, patrons and queens are charming,” she said.

Another of La Chica’s favorites is Club Deluxe on Haight “for the international audience and bartenders, and particularly their Little Minsky’s Show.”

You might find the performer in her offstage hours at favorite eateries Cha Cha Cha on Mission and Limon on Valencia. La Chica’s upcoming shows include ConVerge, December 20 at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, and Fix Your Hair at Rebel on January 11. (www.lachicaboom.com) Asked what creates a ‘sexy’ nightlife environment, La Chica said, “I love to attend clubs that have sectioned off areas for making out, comfortable chatting, and dancing.”

Lux said, “It’s all about lighting. You want to make sure you can see who you’re talking to, but not see every single pore. Smell also has a lot to do with it. Nothing puts you in the mood like the odor of stale beer, right? But I have to say, I’ve had some of my favorite times dancing at stinky dive bars. I love the Bay Area. It’s so fun to see burlesque become a household word, and to live in sex-positive San Francisco.”

Lux also gave a shout-out to a pal’s new queer night, Fedorable at El Rio, where LGBTs can swank it up with hatwear or other fashion statements, at the free weekly Friday dance party.

And if you want a little sassy shimmy, some burlesque or old-style magic for your event, the Red Hots do private parties as well. www.redhotsburlesque.com ✸

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ooking for the perfect holiday gift for your date/partner/New Year’s Eve trick? Let’s look in our little swag bag of unsolicited samples sent by non-Santas, and see if we can’t share selective solutions.

You want classy? We’ve got classy. Take your date out to one of the many nightlife events the California Academy of Sciences, the de Young or SF MOMA, and present them with “Girl With Pearl Earring” earrings. The Katherine Kornblau necklace and earrings, on sale at the de Young Museum Store, make a perfect statement for your trans or biofemme pal/date/amour ($295).

You want something a tad more butch? Also at the de Young Museum’s fab shop, a lovely coffee table book of George Bellows paintings that features his pleasantly homoerotic boxing matches from eras gone by.

Nothing spells romance more than a hot toddy and some vintage pugilism ($40). www.famsf.org Looking for a stocking stuffer with a more direct approach? The folks at Ansell were very forthcoming with samples, and we didn’t even ask! Both their brands Lifestyles and Skyn offer their “thinnest condoms ever,” which makes for an excitingly safe yet intense encounter or three. Really, we have to test these goodies for your benefit! And thank goodness for the natural color. Green and red may be the holiday colors, but the only stick in those tints one should be sucking are candy canes ($10-$20 a box).

And what’s a condom without lube? A rough sleigh ride ahead. Fortunately, Astroglide also sent us some good goo, samples of their latest “Premium Silicone Personal Lubricant,” because Crisco should be reserved for making sugar cookies. And we can attest to its lubricating longevity! The lube, not the cookies ($5-$12 a bottle).

Also in our swag bag, the Astroglide Lube™ Personal Massager might be a bit small for some accomplished bottoms (unless your partner’s an elf), but consider it more of an anal aperitif.

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along with a glass of milk, rethink that recipe as you peruse Cookies for Grownups, Kelly Cooper’s recipe book of unusual “adult” cookies that pairs delicious sweets with wines, cocktails and other adult beverages ($19.99, Red Rock Press).

If you and/or your mate/date enjoy the new “suits are sexy” trend (Seriously, when were they not?), dress him up in your love at the renovated Wilkes Bashford. The sartorial centerpiece of downtown retail has been going strong for decades, and their new digs offer a classy shopping experience. Buy your love a tie, just to see how fast it can come off.

For the ladies, the women’s collections are oh so glam (375 Sutter St.).

Also in the upscale avenue, the new Wingtip offers designer men’s clothes in the gorgeous setting of the old Bank of Italy. You’d be best to get your sweetie a gift certificate and go along for the shopping spree.

The sheer ambiance of leather belts, fine suits, wine, spirits and cigar accessories, along with a variety of classy aftershave and grooming products, should be any gentlemen’s (or a stylish drag king’s) aphrodisiac.

550 Montgomery St. www.wingtip.com Let’s say your paramour’s of a certain age, that is, s/he recalls black and white TV, or has a vintage affinity.

Spend a little campy listening time with Edie Adams Christmas Record Featuring Ernie Kovacs. These recordings from the 1950s comedy show will have you chuckling in your PJs. For little crossover between Christmases past and present, Tracey Thorn’s new CD Tinsel and Lights serves up the singer’s rich vocals, backed up by Ben Watt (the other half of the wonderful duo Everything But the Girl), Leo Taylor and other guest musicians.

Contemporary holiday tunes never sounded this cool. www.traceythorn.com And to get you dancing around the living room, Remember the Party’s seven-disc CD collection includes all the great classic disco tunes from their popular local parties. Each set includes fullcolor artowkr and play lists. $50 plus shipping. www.remembertheparty.com ✸

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an Francisco’s Castro bars were alive with anticipation and celebration on November 6. The re-election of President Barack Obama, as well as victories for numerous pro-gay and marriage equality measures nationwide, plus the defeat of numerous rightwing politicians, brought many patrons out into the blocked off street, while many more enjoyed televised election results in crowded Castro bars. ✸

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Additional election night photos by Steven Underhill, below.

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Beer Bust @ Hole in the Wall Saloon

Beer only $8 until you bust. 4pm-7pm. 1369 Folsom St. 431-4695. www.hitws.com

Bounce That @ Truck

New 80s freestyle electro night, with DJs Kris Corzine and Zero Zero One. No cover. 8pm-12am. 1900 Folsom St. www.trucksf.com

Daddy @ Kok Bar

Men-only night; cruisy ambiance, a hot gogo guy, and DJ Guber. 9pm-2am. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Go Bang @ The Stud

The intimate disco party (now four years old!), has moved to SoMa and first Saturdays, with residents Steve Fabus and Sergio Fedasz, and guests Ken Vulsion, Nicky B and Tres Lingerie. $7. 9pm-3am. 399 9th St. at Harrison. www.gobangsf.com

Jalwa @ Club OMG

Autumnal Gathering @ Bently Reserve. See Sat 1

DJ SSHaaN spins a unique Bollywood dance mix at the intimate new South Asian LGBT nightclub. 9pm2am. 43 6th St. at Market. www.clubomgsf.com

Leather Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Sat 1 AEF Gala @ National AIDS Memorial Grove

Martha Wash performs at the gala 30th anniversary fundraiser for the AIDS Emergency Fund, with cocktails, an elegant dinner in a tent, and DJed dancing. $300 and up. 7pm-11pm. Bowling Green Drive at Nancy Pelosi Drive, Golden Gate Park. www.aef-sf.org

Artumnal Gathering @ Bently Reserve

Black Rock Arts Foundation’s annual fundraiser for arts projects at Burning Man, with art displays, live performances, creative silent auction items. Formal and/or costume/festive attire recommended; early VIP dinner, then dance party. $40-$200. 400 Sansome St. www.blackrockarts.org

Beach Blanket Babylon @ Club Fugazi

Musical comedy revue, now in its 35th year, with an ever-changing lineup of political and pop culture icons, all in gigantic wigs. Special holiday-themed shows. Reg: $25-$130. Wed, Thu, Fri at 8pm. Sat 6:30, 9:30pm. Sun 2pm, 5pm. (Beer/wine served; cash only). 678 Beach Blanket Babylon Blvd (Green St.).

421-4222. www.beachblanketbabylon.com

Straps and chaps? You’re most welcome at the leather beverage bust, with a BLUF meeting each 3rd Saturday. 5pm-8pm. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Marlena Shaw @ The Rrazz Room

Soul legend performs classic music with her band. $35-$40. 7pm & 9:15pm, Also Dec 2 7pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

SF Swing Fest @ Hotel Whitcomb

Queer Jitterbugs presents a three-day vintage-themed swing dance event, with same-sex dancing, lessons, workshops, parties, costume and dance contests dinner and more. Nov 30 Prohibition speakeasy-themd events. Dec 1, USO ball. Dec 2, Tiki Tryst and Luau dinner show. Workshops by day, dancing each night.

Varous prices. 1231 Market St. www.SFSwingFest.com

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Bearracuda @ Rickshaw Stop

Holiday party for the bear set and their pals, with Wasted Santa, DJs Debacy, Jens Irish and Cindy 99. $6-$8. 9pm-2am. 155 Fell St. www.Bearracuda.com www.rickshawstop.com 12 BARHTAB • bartabsf.com • December 2012

Beach Blanket Babylon @ Club Fugazi. See Sat 1

Santa Slave Auction @ Turf Club, Hayward

Alameda County Leather Corps’ annual fundraiser with local leatherfolk raising funds for (non-sexual) favors. Raffle, photos, food, drinks, and leather Santa Rich Stadtmiller. Bring a new unwrapped toy for the toy drive. 6pm-10pm. 22519 Main St. (510) 881-9877. www.WFTurfClub.com

Simian Mobile Disco @ Mezzanine

Electronic music duo – James Ford and Jas Shaw- perform tracks from their new CD A Form of change. $25.

21+. 9pm. 444 Jessie St. www.smdlive.tumblr.com

You Betta Werq! @ Gussie’s Checken & Waffles

Sun 2 Project Nunway @ AIDS Memorial Grove

Fashion fundraiser pairs Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence with fashion designers; with cohosts Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Gos) and Sister Roma, with celebrity judges, Double Duchess performing and more, all inside a heated tent. $20.12, $51.50, $99.99. 3pm-7pm.

Bowling Green Drive at Nancy Pelosi Drive, Golden Gate Park. 765-0498. www.TheSisters.org

Sunday’s a Drag @ Starlight Room

Donna Sachet and Harry Denton host the weekly fabulous brunch and drag show; through December with a special “Miracle on Powell Street” holiday theme. $45. 11am, show at noon; 1:30pm, show at 2:30pm. 450 Powell St. in Union Square. 395-8595. www.harrydenton.com

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Connie Champagne @ The Razz Room. See Sun 2

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The local chanteuse returns as Judy Garland in “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.” $32.50. 4pm. Also Dec. 9. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

LGBT Mixer @ Max’s Lounge, Corte Madera

Enjoy a prix fixe menu, drinks and live music with different acts at the weekly LGBT mixer. 6pm-9pm.

60 Madera Blvd., Corte Madera. 924-6297. www.maxscortemadera.blogspot.com

Winterfest @ Metreon City View

San Francisco Bicycle Coalition’s 17th annual big party, sale and fundraiser. Enjoy drinks, music, discount bikes and cycling items galore, 200 silent auction items, and schmoozing with hundreds of smart cool fellow cyclists. $20-$45. Membership join or renewals get a discount! 6pm-10:30pm. 135 4th St. at Mission. www.sfbike.org/winterfest Page 14

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Rotissary Ethnicity Jackson Houston-Ross, Felicia Lamar, Maxine Padd, and others perform at a drag show with dinner; proceeds benefit the Castro Country Club. $15. 8pm. 1521 Eddy St. at Fillmore. www.facebook.com/events/103472676483487/

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Mon 3 Broadway Against Bullying @ Club Fugazi

Stars of Broadway musicals perform at a benefit holiday cabaret show; Billy Porter, Paul Canaan, Nick Adams, Tory Ross, Ellyn Marie Marsh, Constantine Rousouli and Annaleigh Ashford perform. $50-$100 (includes priority seating and dessert reception).

7pm. 678 Green St. Also, bid on online auction items, including vacations to NYC for the Tony and Emmy Awards, and NYC Broadway shows with backstage passes! 421-4222. www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/ nobully www.nobully.com

Cock and Bull Mondays @ Hole in the Wall Saloon

Tue 4 Block Party @ Midnight Sun

Weekly screenings of music videos, concert footage, and interviews of popular pop stars. 9pm-2am. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com

Smarty Pants Trivia @ Stray Bar

Kitty Tapata hosts the game show fun with popcorn and prizes at the dog-friendly gay/straight bar in Bernal Heights. Tuesdays, 8pm. 309 Cortland. www.straybarsf.com

Wed 5 Booty Call @ Q Bar

Juanita More and Joshua J’s weekly night packs the intimate stylish bar with grooves and a groovy younger crowd. $3. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.juanitamore.com www.QbarSF.com

Quiz Night @ Kok Bar

Specials on drinks made with “Cock and Bull” ginger ale (Jack and Cock, Russian Mule, and more). 8pmclosing. 1369 Folsom St. 431-4695. www.holeinthewallsaloon.com

Porn dude Element Eclipse hosts a weekly trivia game night, with prizes. 5pm-12am. 9pm-2am. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Pinups & Show Ponies @ Sofa Lounge

See fresh talent strip it off, with the audience judging. $20. 8pm-11pm. 729 Bush St. at Powell. 397-6758. www.thenobhilltheatre.com

Shakey Gibson’s new weekly revue, with jazz sirens, burlesque beauties and drag follies. 9:30pm no cover.

139 8th St. at Minna, (below Bossa Nova). www.facebook.com/SofaSF

Sharon McNight @ The Rrazz Room

The veteran musical theatre singer returns with her witty cabaret show, “Twisted Xmas: A Druid’s View of the Holidays.” $30. 8pm. Also Dec 4. 2-drink min.

Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

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Rookie Night @ Nob Hill Theatre

Russ Lorenson @ The Rrazz Room

Crooner performs his annual “Christmas in San Francisco” show, with guest singer Karen Mason. $30.

8pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Way Back @ Midnight Sun

Weekly screenings of vintage music videos, and retro drink prices. 9pm-2am. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com

Santa Concert @ Davies Hall. See Thu 6

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The Monster Show @ The Edge

Cookie Dough’s weekly drag show with gogo guys.

9pm-2am. 4149 18th St. at Collingwood. www.edgesf.com

SantaConcert @ Davies Hall

Red Hots Burlesque @ El Rio

Women’s burlesque show performs each Wed & Fri. $5-$10. 7pm. 3158 Mission St. 282-3325. www.elriosf.com

Thu 6 Comedy Bodega @ Esta Nocha

Weekly LGBT and indie comic stand-up night. 8pm9:30pm. 3079 16th St. at Mission. www.comedybodega.com

The Family Stone @ The Rrazz Room

Founding members of Sly and the Family Stone, with new members, perform their popular R&B hits. $40$45. 8pm. Also Dec 7, 8pm; Dec 8, 7pm & 9:30pm; Dec 9, 7pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Streetlight Manifesto @ Slim’s

Energetic fun ska/punk/rock band performs. Hostage, Calm, Lionize open. $18.50-$44 (with dinner). All ages. 8pm. 333 11th St. 255-0333. www.streetlightmanifesto.com www.slimspresents.com

Sugar-coated Nightlife @ California Academy of Sciences

Enjoy candies, chocolates and other holiday treats as Quartet San Francisco performs, Mom SF DJs, live reindeer visit, and the ugliest holiday sweater contestants strut the runway, plus food, cocktails and exhibits. $10-$12. 6pm-10pm, 55 Music Concourse Drive, Golden Gate Park. 379-8000. www.calacademy.org

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Streetlight Manifesto @ Slims. See Thu 6

San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus performs their annual holiday concert, with the Bay Area Rainbow Symphony (formal first half) and a special edition of lots and lots of Santas! $25-$27. 8pm. 201 Van Ness Ave. Also Dec 24 at 5pm, 7pm, and 9pm at the Castro Theatre, 429 Castro St. www.sfgmc.org

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Pulled Pork Happy Hour @ Lone Star Saloon

Cheap drinks and free pulled pork sandwiches, 2pm7pm at the bear bar. 1354 Harrison St. www.lonestarsf.com

Spicy @ Club OMG

DJ SSHaaN spins Bollywood dance hits at the intimate new South Asian LGBT nightclub. 9pm-2am. 43 6th St. at Market. www.clubomgsf.com

Sat 8 Accidental Bear Party @ Truck

Big Dipper at the Accidental Bear Party @ Truck. See Sat 8

Two-year anniversary party for the beartastic website, with special performances by Big Dipper, Tim Carr and MC Crumbsnatcher, DJs Airick and Blow Pony, plus a bear/mustache contest. 9pm-2am. 1900 Folsom St. www.TruckSF.com

Black XXXmas @ Factory The popular country western LGBT dance night. $5.

6:30pm-10:30pm with lessons from 7:00 - 8:00 pm.

Also Sundays 5pm-10:30pm with lessons from 5:307:15 pm. 550 Barneveld Ave. www.sundancesaloon.org

Tubesteak Connection @ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge

Retro tunes and retro cruisy crowd, each Thursday; DJ Bus Station John plays records. $4. 10pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com

Fri 7 Fedorable @ El Rio

Free queer dance party, with gogos, prizes, old groovy tunes, cheap cocktails. 9pm-2am. 3158 Mission St. 282-3325. www.elriosf.com

First Fridays @ Oakland Galleries

Monthly street festival and art gallery party, with thousands of people, food trucks, outdoor DJ booths and more. 5pm-10pm. Downtown area. www.oaklandfirstfridays.org

Gus Presents’ 7th anniversary holiday circuit dance event, with DJs Abel and Jamie J Sanchez. $30-$40.

10pm-4am. 525 Harrison at 1st St. www.guspresents.com

Cockblock @ Rickshaw Stop

Lesbo-rific queer homo dance night each 2nd & 4th Saturday. $5-$10. 21+. 10pm-2am. 155 Fell St. www.rickshawstop.com

Brendan James @ Hotel Utah

Charleston-based singer-songwriter, whose latest single, “Nothin’ But Love” focuses on marriage equality, performs live as part of his West Coast tour. Brian Jarvis and Lara Johnson open. $12-$15. 9pm. 500 4th St. 546-6300. www.brendanjames.com www.hotelutah.com

Kinky Disco @ Rebel

DJ Johnny Sonic (aka Paul Goodyear) spins 80s, 90s electronica, disco and unusual music, with guest DJ Allen Craig. Free entry if dressed in drag. $5. 9pm4am. 1760 Market St. www.kinkydisko.com

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Pants Off Fridays @ Kok Bar

Anybody who strips down to their boxers, jockstrap or undies gets $2 off their first drink, $1 off each drink after. Free clothes check. 9pm-2am. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Latin Explosion @ Club 21, Oakland

The largest gay Latin dance night in the Bay Area.

Happy hour 4pm-8:30pm. Dancing 9pm-4am. 2111 Franklin St. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com 18 BARHTAB • bartabsf.com • December 2012

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Sundance Saloon @ Space 550

The popular country western LGBT dance night’s special Toy Drive and holiday-themed party. Bring a new unwrapped toy to donate and get $3 off admission. $8. 5pm-10:30pm with lessons from 5:30-7:15 pm.

Also Thursdays 6:30pm-10:30pm with lessons from 7:00 - 8:00 pm. 550 Barneveld Ave. www.sundancesaloon.org

Toy Drive @ Club 1220, Walnut Creek

Enjoy food, drinks, a raffle auction, sexy Santa Michael Brandon, elf gogo dancers, Holotta Tymes and holiday fun! Bring an unwrapped new toy for a kid! $5 and up. 4pm-11pm. 1220 Pine St., Walnut Creek. www.Club1220.com

Mon 10 Comedy Returns @ El Rio

Dan St. Paul, Yayne Abeba, Kurt Weitzmann, Justin Lucas, and Lisa Geduldig perform stand-up at the monthly fun night. $7-$20. 8pm. 3158 Mission St. 522-3737. www.koshercomedy.com www.elriosf.com

Love Will Fix It @ Hot Spot

DJ Bus Station John’s intimate monthly (2nd Saturdays) retro disco night with an R&B focus, re-decorates the cozy dive bar into a cool dance hangout; popular with a gaily diverse crowd. $5. 9pm-2am.

1414 Market St. at Polk.

Will & Anthony Nunziata @ The Rrazz Room

Singing brother duo performs “Christmas in Italy.” $40. 3pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Sun 9 Jock @ Lookout

Weekly fundraiser for various local LGBT sports groups. $2 cover. Drink specials. 3pm-9pm. 3600 16th St. at Market. www.lookoutsf.com

Peter Gallagher @ The Venetian Room

Broadway, TV and film star performs his acclaimed cabaret show, Songs and Stories From an Actor’s Life. $40-$47. 7pm. The Fairmont Hotel, 950 Mason St. 927-INFO.www.bayareacabaret.com

Sports Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Wear a uniform or strip down to a jock strap and get more beer for your bucks. Watch games on widescreen TVs. Team fundraisers coming soon. 5pm-8pm.

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Help Is On the Way for the Holidays XI @ Marines Memorial Theatre

Enjoy holiday-themed musical performances by the casts of the Broadway touring productions of The Book of Mormon, The Lion King, and Mary Wilson, Tim Hockenberry, Bruce Vilanch, Spencer Day, Connie Champagne, Paula West and others. Proceeds benefit the Richmond/Ermet AIDS Foundation. $40, $60, $100. 7:30pm. 609 Sutter St. www.helpisontheway.org

Tue 11 Fanboy @ Lone Star Saloon

Special Dr. Who night with trivia and prizes; DJs Jimmy Swear, BDGR, and Crowderism. 7pm. 1354 Harrison St. www.lonestarsf.com

Franc D’Ambrosio, Jeri Sager @ The Rrazz Room

Broadway musical theatre stars share a concert of classic songs. $35-$40. Dec 11-14, 8pm. Dec 15, 9pm.

2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 3803095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Funny Tuesdays @ Harvey’s

Ronn Vigh hosts the weekly LGBT and gay-friendly comedy night. One-drink or menu item minimum.

9pm. 500 Castro St. at 18th. 431-HARV. www.harveyssf.com

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Fri 14 Amy & Freddy @ The Rrazz Room

Chicago-based comic duo and RSVP Cruise faves returns for one night songs and comedy. $37. 10pm.

2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 3803095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Cubcake @ Lone Star Saloon

Monthly party for bears with a sweet tooth; goodies served. DJ Medic spins tunes. 1354 Harrison St. www.lonestarsf.com

Rarebits @ Truck Naked Night @ Nob Hill Theatre

Variety DJ night, with Bobby Please and Chicken; food

by Two Tarts and a Stove. No cover. 6pm-10pm. 1900 Folsom St. www.TruckSF.com

Enjoy strip shows in the comfort of your skivvies, or less, with complimentary libations, at the weekly night. $20. 8pm-11pm. 729 Bush St. at Powell. 3976758. www.thenobhilltheatre.com

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Juanita More spins saucy grooves and dudes cruise at the eclectic music, drag and kink night; each 3rd Saturday. $5. 9pm-2am. 1347 Folsom St. 552-8689. www.beatpigsf.com www.powerhouse-sf.com

Booty Call @ Q Bar

Juanita More and Joshua J’s weekly night packs the intimate stylish bar with grooves and a groovy younger crowd. $3. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.juanitamore.com www.QbarSF.com

Dream Queens Revue @ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge

Beatpig @ Powerhouse

Evolution @ Beatbox

DJs Brett Henrichsen and Byron Bonsall spin at the Timmy Scott-produced dance night. $15-$20. 10pm4am. 314 11th st. www.sfevolution.eventbrite.com www.beatboxsf.com

Retro-classic drag show (2nd and 4th Wednesday) at the classic Tenderloin bar, featuring Collette Ashton, Ruby Slippers, Sophilya Leggz, Bobby Ashton, Sheena Rose, Davida Ashton and Joie de Vivre. No cover.

10pm. 133 Turk St. 441-2922. www.dreamqueensrevue.com

Thu 13 Shop ‘Til You Drop Nightlife @ California Academy of Sciences

Bazaar Bizarre fills the space with indie artists and designers, plus a fascinating lecture on why the Mayan Calendar is not the “end of the world,” also food, cocktails and DJed dancing. $10-$12. 6pm-10pm, 55 Music Concourse Drive, Golden Gate Park. 379-8000. www.calacademy.org

Comedy Bodega @ Esta Nocha

The new weekly LGBT and indie comic stand-up night. 8pm-9:30pm. 3079 16th St. at Mission. www.comedybodega.com

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Holiday Party @ Nob Hill Theatre.

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Gameboi @ Mist Ultra Lounge

Asian pop, disco and dance music night with drink specials, gogo hotties and DJed tunes (3rd Sat). $25.

9:30pm-2am. 316 11th St. www.facebook.com/gameboisf

Santa Skivvies Run @ Lookout. See Sun 16

Ho! Ho! Ho! Holiday Party @ Nob Hill Theatre

Local porn stud Alessio Romero plays Naughty Santa, and his elves stuff a few stockings onstage at this sexy party with food and drinks. $25. 8pm-11pm. 729 Bush St. at Powell. 397-6758. www.thenobhilltheatre.com

Leather Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Maria Muldaur @ The Rrazz Room

Pop R&B singer performs her upbeat “Christmas at the Oasis” show. $35. 9pm. Also Dec 16, 7pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Pulse @ The Turf Club, Hayward

Enjoy hot gogo studs, prizes, tiki bar cocktails, a friendly atmosphere and the biggest outdoor gay bar patio in Northern California; third Saturdays. 22519 Main St. www.wfturfclub.com

Pamela Rose @ The Rrazz Room

Jazz singer performs a tribute to women composers in her show, “Wild Women of Song.” $30. 3pm.

2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 3803095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Santa Skivvies Run @ Lookout

Fourth annual fun run (in minimal holiday undergarments) fundraiser for the San Francisco AIDS Foundation starts and ends at the gay bar with a great view. $35 to participate; free to watch. 1pm. 3600 16th St. Register online at www.santaskivviesrun.org

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Straps and chaps? You’re most welcome at the leather beverage bust, with a BLUF meeting each 3rd Saturday. 5pm-8pm. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Punk Rock X-mas @ Midnight Sun

Princess Kennedy (of Trannyshack and PepperSpray band fame) returns to SF for a one-night show of songs and holiday raucous fun with her band, The Yule-tards. No cover. 9pm-2am. 21+. 4067 18th St. www.midnightsunsf.com

Reddroxx @ Lone Star Saloon

DJ BRD spins tunes at the cruisy night. 9pm-2am.

1354 Harrison St. www.lonestarsf.com

SoMa Country @ Beatbox

Sundance Saloon’s South of Market event (3rd Saturdays), with two-stepping, line-dancing lessons for beginners, and friendly regulars. Cowboy gear not required, but boots or smooth-heeled shoes recommended. $8. 6pm-10pm. 314 11th St. www.sundancesaloon.org

Sun 16 Hero @ Ruby Skye

DJs Tony Moran and Liam Keegan spin tunes at the popular dance event. $25-$35. 6pm-12am. 420 Mason St. www.heroteadance.com

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Block Party @ Midnight Sun

Weekly screenings of music videos, concert footage, interviews and more, of popular pop stars. 9pm-2am.

4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com

Jackie Beat @ Rebel

LA’s caustically funny drag queen performs Come They Told Me, a naughty holiday show. $26. 7pm & 9:30pm. Also dec 19. 1760 Market St. www.MissJackieBeat.com www.rebel-sf.com

Leslie Jordan @ The Rrazz Room

The diminuitive actor (Will & Grace) with a big talent performs his autobiographical show, Fruit Fly. $40$45. Dec 18-21, 8pm. Dec 22, 7pm & 9:30pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Wed 19 Booty Call @ Q Bar

Juanita More and Joshua J’s weekly night packs the intimate stylish bar with grooves and a groovy younger crowd. $3. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.juanitamore.com www.QbarSF.com Justin Vivian Bond @ The Rrazz Room. See Thu 20

Something Cool @ Martuni’s

Listening party for singer Veronica Klaus’ new CD Something Cool, and a benefit for the Rainbow World Fund. Donations. 4pm-6pm. 4 Valencia St. www.veronicaklaus.net www.rainbowfund.org

Mon 17 Katya Smirnoff-Skyy @ The Rrazz Room Our favorite Russian exiled drag empress performs her “Holiday Spectacular.” $30. 8pm. 2-drink min.

Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Red Hots Burlesque @ El Rio

Women’s burlesque show performs each Wed & Fri. $5-$10. 7pm. 3158 Mission St. 282-3325. www.elriosf.com

Rufus & Martha Wainwright’s Christmas 101 @ Fox Theatre, Oakland

Holiday-themed music concert of traditional and modern carols and holiday songs features guests Emmylou Harris, Maria Muldaur, Van Dyke Parks and Wainwright friends and family. Proceeds benefit the Kate McGarrigle Foundation. $45-$65. Gala tickets $166. 8pm. 1807 Telegraph Ave., Oakland. www.thefoxoakland.com

Monday Musicals @ The Edge

The renovated bar now shows fun musicals each week. 7pm-2am. 2 for 1 cocktail, 5pm-closing. 18th St. at Collingwood. www.edgesf.com

Tue 18 El Vez @ The Independent

The Latin Elvis brings on the Mex-mas, his wacky musical holiday-themed show, with his band and back-up singers. $15-$17. 21+. 8pm. 628 Divisadero. www.elvez.net www.theindependentsf.com

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Tony! Toni! Toné! @ Yoshi’s Oakland. See Fri 21

Thu 20

Judy Gold at Kung Pao Kosher Comedy @ New Asia.

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Fauxgirls @ Infusion Lounge

The classy drag revue (3rd Thursdays) has moved to a new location, and celebrates its 11th year; Victoria Secret, Alexandria, Chanel, Maria Garza, Mini Minerva, Kipper, Daffney Deluxe and Ruby LeBrowne, with special guest Anya; dinner seating at 7pm. Show at 8pm. No cover. 124 Ellis St. 421-8700. www.fauxgirls.com

Justin Vivian Bond @ The Rrazz Room

The transcontinental sensation returns with a new show, Snow Angel. $30. 10pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com Naughty Santa edition of the quarterly porn-themed dance night, with hosts BeBe Sweetbriar and Turk Mason, DJ Robbie Martin, porn DVD giveaways, naughty Santa and more. $10-$15. 314 11th St. www.BeatboxSF.com

Wood @ Lone Star Saloon

Lumberjack-themed night with DJ Bill Dupp. Flannel, boots and rugged gear encouraged. 9pm-2am. 1354 Harrison St. www.lonestarsf.com

Fri 21 Fishnet Follies @ The Rrazz Room

Ladies perform a saucy burlesque revue. $30-$45.

10:30pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Tony! Toni! Toné! @ Yoshi’s Oakland

The dapper R&B trio returns to their home town. $30.

Dec 21 & 22, 8pm 7 & 10pm. Dec 23, 7pm & 9pm.

510 Embarcadero West, Jack London Square. (510) 238-9200. www.yoshis.com

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DJ SSHaaN spins Bollywood dance hits at the intimate new South Asian LGBT nightclub. 9pm-2am. 43 6th St. at Market. www.clubomgsf.com

Sat 22 Kung Pao Kosher Comedy @ New Asia Restaurant

20th anniversary of the hilarious, delicious night of Jewish (and other) comedy and Chinese food!

Performers include Judy Gold, Adrianne Tolsch, Mike Capozzola and hostess Lisa Geduldig. $44-$64.

Dinner shows 6pm; cocktail shows 9:30 and 8:30pm.

Thru Dec 25. Yes, shows on Christmas Day. 772 Pacific Ave., Chinatown. (925) 855-1986. www.koshercomedy.com

Bootie SF @ DNA Lounge

Weekly mash-up dance night, with resident DJs Adrian & Mysterious D. No matter the theme, a mixed fun good time’s assured. $8-$15. 9pm-3am. 21+. 375 11th st. at Harrison. www.BootieSF.com www.DNAlounge.com Page 26

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Chaos @ Beatbox.

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Mon 24 Monday Musicals @ The Edge

The renovated bar now shows fun musicals each week. 7pm-2am. 2 for 1 cocktail, 5pm-closing. 18th St. at Collingwood. www.edgesf.com

Piano Bar 101 @ Martuni’s

Sing-along night with talented locals, and charming accompanist Joe Wicht (aka Trauma Flintstone). 9pm.

4 Valencia St. at Market. www.dragatmartunis.com

Sacred Cocktails @ Twin Peaks

Weekly gathering for Christian and other faithful LGBTs, sponsored by Oasis, the GLBT Ministry of the Episcopal Diocese of California. Upstairs, 7:308:30pm. Castro St. at Market. www.saintaiden.org

Tue 25 Bud E. Luv @ The Rrazz Room

Vegas-style fun band performs a special holiday show. $35. 8pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

La Bota Loca @ Club 21, Oakland

Holiday Brunch & Dinner @ Top of the Mark

Live bands, DJed tunes, gogo hotties, drag shows, drink specials, all at Oakland’s premiere Latin nightclub and weekly cowboy night. $10-$15. Dancing 9pm-4am. 2111 Franklin St. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com

Christmas brunch/dinner buffet at the elegant hotel, with pianist Michael Athens and Ricardo Scales. $105 adults, $59 kids 4-12. 10am-7pm. 1 Nob Hill. Reservations only: 616-6941. www.topofthemark.com

Kim Nalley @ The Rrazz Room

Wed 26

Amazing vocalist returns with her annual Gospel Christmas show, with the Tammy Hall Trio and special guests. $35. 3pm & 7pm. Also, a special New Year’s Eve show; Dec 26-29, 8pm. Dec 30, 7pm. Dec 31, 7:30 & 10:30pm (special champagne and NYE fun). $35$175. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Sun 23 Sports Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Wear a uniform or strip down to a jock strap and get more beer for your bucks. Watch games on widescreen TVs. Team fundraisers coming soon. 5pm-8pm.

1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Sunday’s a Drag @ Starlight Room

Donna Sachet and Harry Denton host the weekly fabulous brunch and drag show; through December with a special “Miracle on Powell Street” holiday theme. $45. 11am, show at noon; 1:30pm, show at 2:30pm. 450 Powell St. in Union Square. 395-8595. www.harrydenton.com 26 BARHTAB • bartabsf.com • December 2012

Dream Queens Revue @ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge

Old-school drag show (2nd and 4th Wednesday) at the classic Tenderloin bar, featuring Collette Ashton, Ruby Slippers, Sophilya Leggz, Bobby Ashton, Sheena Rose, Davida Ashton and Joie de Vivre!. No cover.

10pm. 133 Turk St. 441-2922. www.dreamqueensrevue.com

Way Back @ Midnight Sun

Weekly screenings of vintage music videos, and retro drink prices. 9pm-2am. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com

Thu 27 Comedy Bodega @ Esta Nocha

The new weekly LGBT and indie comic stand-up night. 8pm-9:30pm. 3079 16th St. at Mission. www.comedybodega.com

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Retro disco tunes and retro cruisy crowd, each Thursday; DJ Bus Station John plays records. $4.

10pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com

VIP @ Club 21, Oakland

Fri 28 Chaos @ Beatbox

Holiday edition of the popular dance night, with DJ Tristan Jaxx, gogo dudes and late night fun. $5-$20.

10pm-6am. 314 11th St. www.djtristanjaxx.com www.beatboxsf.com

Howlin’ Rain @ Café DuNord

Blues rock band performs three nights, including New Year’s Eve. Vetiver opens. $14-$35 (NYE). 9pm (9:30pm NYE). 2170 Market St. 861-5016. www.howlinrain.com www.cafedunord.com

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India Adams @ The Rrazz Room

Hollywood’s “Secret singing star” (who sang for numerous female actresses on film) performs live. Dec 28 & 29, 8pm. Dec 30, 4pm. 2-drink min. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. (800) 380-3095. www.TheRrazzRoom.com

Sat 29 La Bota Loca @ Club 21, Oakland

Live bands, DJed tunes, gogo hotties, drag shows, drink specials, all at Oakland’s premiere Latin nightclub and weekly cowboy night. $10-$15. Dancing 9pm-4am. 2111 Franklin St. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com

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New night, with hip-hop, Top 40, and sexy Latin music; gogo dancers, appetizers, and special guests.

No cover before 11pm and just $5 afterward. Dancing 9pm-3am. Happy hour 4pm-8:30pm 2111 Franklin St. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com

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Mon 31 Bearracuda New Year @ Beatbox

Matt Consola, Medic & Freddy and King of Pants DJ the seventh annual ursine auld lang syne celebration. $20. 8pm-4am. 314 11th St. www.bearracuda.com www.BeatboxSF.com

Colossus @ Roccapulco

Gus Presents’ circuit New Year’s Eve event, with DJs Theresa and Billy Lace. $50 (related events Orgy, $30, Dec 29 at 525 Harrison; Mass, $30, Dec 30 at 1015 Folsom; 3-party pass $100). 9pm-9am. 3140 Mission St. at Cesar Chavez. www.GusPresents.com www.roccapulco.com

Dinner-Dance Party @ Hotel Vitale

Lea DeLaria @ Victoria Theatre.

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Enjoy dinner, dancing (with a mostly straight crowd) and a bayside view of the fireworks at the elegant Italian restaurant. Dinner 6pm 7pm. Champagne, desserts and hors d’oeuvres 9pm-2am. $99-$250. 8 Mission St. at Embarcadeo. 328-2700. www.americanorestaurant.com

Lea DeLaria @ Victoria Theatre

DJ SSHaaN spins a unique Bollywood dance mix at the intimate new South Asian LGBT nightclub. 9pm2am. 43 6th St. at Market. www.clubomgsf.com

Theatre Rhinoceros presents the talented lesbian comic, actress and swingin’ jazz singer, who performs her annual New Year’s Eve show. $35. 7pm & 9pm.

2961 16th St. at Mission. (800) 838-3006. www.TheRhno.org

Leather Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Maceo Parker @ Yoshi’s

Jalwa @ Club OMG

Straps and chaps? You’re most welcome at the leather beverage bust, with a BLUF meeting each 3rd Saturday. 5pm-8pm. 1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Sun 30 Jock @ Lookout

Weekly fundraiser for various local LGBT sports groups. $2 cover. Drink specials. 3pm-9pm. 3600 16th St. at Market. www.lookoutsf.com

Sports Beer Bust @ Kok Bar

Wear a uniform or strip down to a jock strap and get more beer for your bucks. Watch games on widescreen TVs. Team fundraisers coming soon. 5pm-8pm.

1225 Folsom St. www.kokbarsf.com

Sunday’s a Drag @ Starlight Room

Donna Sachet and Harry Denton host the weekly fabulous brunch and drag show; through December with a special “Miracle on Powell Street” holiday theme. $45. 11am, show at noon; 1:30pm, show at 2:30pm. 450 Powell St. in Union Square. 395-8595. www.harrydenton.com 28 BARHTAB • bartabsf.com • December 2012

Enjoy a funky New Year’s Eve with the soul, funk band’s live set. $25-$100. Also Dec 28 & 29 at 8pm & 10pm. Dec 30, 7pm & 9pm. Dec 30, 8pm & 10pm.

1330 Fillmore St. 655-5600. www.yoshis.com Dinner -Dance Party @ Hotel Vitale.

See Mon 31

Sundance Saloon New Year’s @ Hotel Whitcomb.

See Mon 31

New Year’s Eve @ 1220 Club, Walnut Creek

Bruce Vilanch performs and cohosts the East Bay celebration, with porn stud Michael Brandon, dragstress Holotta Tymes, Markie Dew, gogo guys and gals, finger food buffet, champagne, DJed music. $25.

9pm-2am. 1220 Pine St., Walnut Creek. www.club1220.com

Retro New Year’s @ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge

DJ Bus Station John spins classics R&B at the intimate bar for an old-school auld lang syne. 9pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com

Sundance Saloon New Year’s @ Hotel Whitcomb

The country-western two-stepping crew’s fourth annual New Year’s dance party, with an optional earlier dinner (6pm-8pm), two-stepping and line-dance lessons 8pm-9pm, and fun til 1am. $25-$50. 8pm-1am.

1231 Market St at 8th. 820-1403. www.sundancesaloon.org

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and tinsel that dressed-up its fern-bar décor.

Luc, decked out as an Edwardian dandy, flirted with the waiter as he ordered a snifter of brandy. I, in my professorial elbow-patch tweed, settled down for a bottle of Bass Ale and a lingering look at the bulge in the waiter’s black tux trousers. Was that real or just stockings stuffed for bigger holiday tips? Strains from Christmas Medley accented the holiday mood.

We looked out the window. People of varied genders and sexual persuasions paraded by to see what the Castro offered, the way New Yorkers flocked to Macy’s or Chicagoans clustered by Marshall Field’s, mesmerized by holiday displays.

by Jim Stewart Across the street by the bank stood Castro’s Christmas tree, dwarfing the eeling in the spirit of the people below. Under the tree holiday season, Luc sugsat various Santas with accomgested we meet Joelle for modating laps and sometimes a cocktails in the Castro. In the goose for Christmas.

1970s Castro at Christmas was “There she is!” Luc said as he real, like gays and Hollywood handed me the vial of holiday make things real. The only thing snow. missing was snow, and that was I looked out. Joelle stood on carried often enough in small the sidewalk, debating between plastic snifters like snuff boxes venders of mistletoe or chestfor 18th-century merry gentlenuts. She wore her linen dykemen. y chic suit and sensible shoes.

Luc and I arrived early to Her short blond hair and whisstake out a window seat at the per of makeup said she’d been Elephant Walk. The bar was on around, elegantly. the corner of 18th and Castro “Merry Christmas, guys, “ before Harvey’s. This was the she said. She held the mistleplace Fred Rogers (not the PBS toe over Luc and then me for kids show host) opened in the our holiday kisses. The handneighborhood. It was where some young waiter was there soul and disco queen Sylvester in a flash. “Bring me a Cutty Bill, a friendly waiter at would later perform on Sunday straight with a beer back,” JoThe Elephant Walk in the afternoons. It was the bar that early 1990s. elle said. was trashed by cops during the I grabbed the mistletoe and flip side of the White Night Riheld it over the waiter’s head. ots. It was the bar named for the Rick Gerharter Luc gave him a holiday kiss. classic Elizabeth Taylor movie.

As the evening wore on, the The Elephant Walk was an elcrowd increased, as did the decibel egant perch for people-watching level. “Dancing Queen” replaced at any time. During the holidays it the holiday tunes. Midnight apwas spectacular. The entrance was proached. Cruising increased. on an angle at the corner. Outside, “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” flower boxes hung below big winset the mood. Joelle took a taxi to dows through which one could see Maud’s. Luc left with the waiter’s and be seen. Inside, the atmosphere phone number and headed up 18th evoked reruns of Cheers with tables to the Pendulum. Outside I stood at and bar. Behind the bar hung a great the corner inhaling the earthy arostained-glass masterwork of a chargmas of the chestnut roaster. He accepted my offer ing elephant, done by glass-worker Michael Palmer.

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