Belfry Bulletin Number 029

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THE JOURNAL OF THE BRISTOL EXPLORATION CLUB Vol 3. No.29

November 1949

List of Members 1949, No.8. John Mason 77, Hamlins Lane, Exeter, Devon. W.A. Montgomery c/o W.J. Shorthose, (Can we have your home address please?) Ron Gollen 58, Harrowby Road, Grantham, Lincs. F/O D.E. Chadwick 152, Earls Court Road, London, SW. 5. C. MacKee 70, Imperial Road, Nottingham, Notts. Ken. Oxby c/o 19, Baker Street, Nottingham, Notts. Miss Maureen Pillinger 36, Gathorne Rbad, Southville, Bristol. 3. Mrs. Gwen Ifold Leigh House, Nernpnett, Thrubwell, Chew Stoke, Somt. Miss Marie Williams 63, Ashburton Road, Southmead, Bristol. 7. Clive H. Seward 25, Beaconsfiedl Road, Knowle, Bristol. 4. . ************************************************************************ Hints on the Edification of Young Cvares. By Heddifier. As one of the Subterranean species of cavers, I thought a few hints about their activities would be useful to future lambs led to the slaughter – the very first is, of course, to keep right away from all suggestions of such expeditions. For their further information, I should like to state, without responsibility, that certain rumours have been circulated that a caver’s first interest is in the consumption of strong liquor, and that his supposed main preoccupation would come second third or even fourth, in order of preference. Vile scandals have declared that they prefer Whiteways for warming up rather than the White Way, and that their ears prick up at the mention of ‘the Hunters’, rather than that of the ‘Elephant & Castle’. Let them show whether or not this is true. Undoubtedly, and absolute necessity, if the lambs really intend to descend to the depths, is several years in a circus. I should advise them to first become a contortionist; expert in tying the body in knots, resting feet on the shoulders, or twisting the trunk backward. It would be advantageous if they learnt to stand on the head, balance on the ears, and/or hang by the teeth or the whiskers. A rubber constitution is most important, too; a body must be fat to wedge in a crack, but needs to be more drawn out in coming through a place like the Devil’s Elbow. Most unfortunately, it has been found that there is no time for dieting between the two extremes. We should next, advise the lambs to go into pantomime. Here they should become flying fairies and save many a soaking because males in white ballet dresses drifting around in G.B. for instance, would give an attractive variety to the scenery. After seeing some of the kicks which professional cavers of, although fortunately never having been at the receiving end, the writer has wondered if any of them ever played the back legs of a horse. For the lamb’s benefit I should like to state that that also would be useful training. For the next few years the lambs should become quite familiar with water. Swimming and diving are convenient accomplishments, while they should not neglect the practice of washing the neck. They need not to be afraid of loosing weight, as they will find plenty of mud in the various caverns to replace it. Much adroitness in swimming could be gained by monkey-climbing on a greasy pole placed as a bridge over a convenient river. This mention of climbing serves to remind me that the lambs must be expert mountaineers also.


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