The
Belfry
Bulletin
THE JOURNAL OF THE BRISTOL EXPLORATION
No. 36
1950
June
The General meeting of the Cave Research Group of Great Britain will be held in Geography Lecture Theatre of Bristol University on Saturday, 10th June at 5.30pm. Tea may be obtained in the Museum refectory. The programme for the meeting is not yet finalised, but Mrs. Winifred Hooper will be speaking on Batwork in the Devonshire caves. A trip to G.B. is being arranged for Sunday 11th. June in connection with this meeting by the U.B.S.S. We all members who can manage it to attend this meeting as Mrs. Hooper is an authority on bats and will have much interest to tell everyone, either those who already ‘bat’ or those who know very little about them. It is unfortunate that several of us were committed elsewhere before the date for the meeting was announced, but that of course cannot be helped. T.H. Stanbury ****************************************** Owing to pressure of examinations Angus Innes has had to relinquish his job as Hon. Librarian. Hal Perry has taken over from him and will be Acting Liberian until further notice. His address is 20, Northfield Avenue, Hanham, Bristol. He will be very pleased to hear from those who wish to borrow books. ****************************************** Ron Newman has followed up his climbing effort with the following: Snaffle-Plate Sonnet. By R.H.H. (Overheard in the Hunters by a Layman). Bridge at Hunters Saturday Night The boys are getting fairly tight The bidding’s high the players too There spades. Have you tried 42?
If slurges mix with sump juice grime Your snag bolt has had its time. The snag bar shackle surclip locks And messes up the sprog oil box.
I have, but I’m not keen on it. It overheats the doofer bit And messes up the sprangle parts. What’s that? Oh yes – I’ll go four hearts.
That’s not true, the shackle bar pin Runs in a shim of phosphor-tin. The snatch plate therefore can’t come out. Who trumped my ace? You horrid lout.
A doofer bit that gets too hot Will do no harm to my pot It’s held down by the snaffle link. Five clubs. Whose turn to buy the drink?
I still maintain that I am right, A slurge won’t form with snap nut tight. You set it firm with feeler keys. Look, here’s Ben. ‘Time gentlemen Please!’
I'm sorry chum, I don’t agree. If snaffle links are running free Then slurges form in darned great lumps. I say did you bid five no trumps?