Continue the overhauling process, polishing up boots, buttons, and cuss words. Recapture your old form by assiduously practising striking of matches, the lighting of candles, the putting on of boots, taking of a bath, etc. Overhaul all tackle in preparation for the coming season. Throw out old rope, sandwiches, cigarette ends, etc. Rather than waste any doubtful lumps of calcium carbide, thoroughly mix with your wife’s favourite bath salts. SEPTEMBER. OCTOBER. JANUARY. AUGUST. MAY. APRIL.