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Pearl.
Hello Pearl!
I made this for you because you’re one of my top three favorite people in the world (living and dead.) I don’t know what I would do without you. I want you to know that I love and appreciate you. And I want to give you something that doesn’t take up space... so please enjoy the following digital ephemera curated just for you. I hope it makes you smile... or at least reminds you that someone has been thinking of you... but in a nice way, not a stalkery creepy way.
You’re fancy.
I’m grateful for you.
Be the pirate you always knew you could be.
You’re a good person.
I know where you live.
Ahoy!
It’s okay to be ambivalent about pants.
You’re doing a good job.
Go! Fight! Win!
I appreciate your ability to reach things on high shelves.
ATTACK!
I love you.