Francesca Larkin

Beob is a little Yorkshire minx and has been roaming the land stealing text messages. It is her addiction. It is what she lives for. Of course Beob isn’t her true identity, she hides behind this for fear of people finding out who she is and capturing her and her secret information. Beob’s gift lies in her charm. She seduces her victims, men and women, and while they’re asleep or too drunk to care, she goes through their phone and steals their text messages. This is her favourite part of the night, when she finds out the truth about her victims. There is nothing more exciting to this text fiend, than discovering the Mummy’s boy hiding behind the wide-boy image or the lesbian hiding in the WAG. What would she find in your inbox? To be one of Beob’s next victims (you’ll enjoy it, I promise) send in your best texts to 07815 297127 with your e-mail address and prepare yourself for a visit from the text vampire.