TheBluewaterFlow Fall 2013
Volume 14
John Dusseault
overloaded shopping bags I have a confession to make...I love Ikea! I had the pleasure of visiting an Ikea store in the Chicago area this summer and I loved every minute of it. Storage solutions for this naturally disorganized girl was like a gift from heaven above. I stood in awe of the potentially new “organized” life that surrounded me in stylish, affordable splendour. As I passed from one section to the next, and one floor to the next, I could feel my excitement and passion growing. I’m sure the other customers thought I was crazy because I am sure I was talking to myself – out loud (what else does one do when one can’t keep the inspiration quelled inside?). Even though I did grab one of those extremely large shopping bags, my arms quickly were overloaded with my Swedish treasures. As I perused the “As is” section (which is awesome, by the way) I heard it: Ikea’s motto, and I stopped dead in my tracks. As if to break my temporary Ikea-induced trance, the voice over the loud speaker shared
today’s deals and ended with a “Thank you for shopping at Ikea, your life improvement store.” My “life improvement store?!” Really? And yet – wasn’t I just buying into that mantra just moments before? I decided at that point it was time to reevaluate my bursting shopping bag and check out and return to reality. As I began the commute back to my parent’s house, God began to speak to my heart. In previous weeks, He had been prepping my heart for this coming F a l l ’s W o m e n ’s M i n i s t r y focus with Romans 12. He quickly brought back my mind and heart to Eugene Peterson’s paraphrase from The Message-- “So here’s what you are going to do...take your everyday life...and place it before God as an offering...Don’t become so well adjusted to your culture that you fit into it without even thinking...”
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weddings
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students
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pastor’s desk
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album review
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apples & oranges 6 nicaragua
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kids
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the final word
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Our lives are inundated with similar mantras...if I have this then...if I just do this then...if I just change this then...and I’m sure I am not alone in getting caught up in the trance without even realizing it. My prayer and hope for us, Bluewater, is that we would seek to improve our lives – in the only true, life-giving way: a Jesus-centred, Word-abiding, lovers-of-each-other kind of way. Throughout this year, your Women’s Ministry team is praying this exact thing for you, individually. Bluewater Baptist sisters in Christ, for this year, we are camping down on
Romans 12:9-10*... that while we seek to love Jesus with everything we are, and commit to thinking biblically, we are seeking to “love each other with genuine affection..” and that we would not just “pretend to love others, but really love them.” (*NLT) What does this look like? That’s an excellent question, and I hope you stay tuned as we flush this out together over this 2013-2014 year. For now, I ask you that you begin to allow God to stop you dead in your tracks and prayerfully consider your overloaded shopping bags of whatever you are “buying,” and let the Holy Spirit begin to breathe life into your sweet soul. Val
weddings You know what is in the envelope before you even open it. Most times you are expecting it, but sometimes it’s a surprise. Opening the envelope and examining the wedding invitation gives you a glimpse of what is to come. It’s exciting as you go to your calendar and mark the date of the special event. Over the years I have attended many such occasions. When I was young and unmarried, I would identify with the bride. Thinking about how exciting it all is, I would be deciding what style of dress I thought I would want, what my invitations would look like, etc. The list was endless of the things that would run through my mind. As a wife and mother when I attended a wedding I could see the shift from identifying with the bride to identifying with the mother of the bride or groom. Wondering who my child would marry but most of all wondering how on earth we could ever afford to pay for a wedding. Now I identify with the grandmother, I think it is the best place to be. It seems like an occasion when I can step in and help only as needed and then sit back and watch all the events that take place and just take it all in. At least that is my dream. It seems at most weddings one of the bible readings will be from 1 Corinthians 13. If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not selfseeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will c e a s e ; w h e re t h e re a re tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. It’s a good choice. Paul tells us that love is the most special of all gifts – in fact the superior gift. It talks about love and what it entails and how love looks in action. Most times when I hear it read I shudder, knowing that the bride and groom have no idea the lessons that are in store for them concerning love. Knowing also it won’t be long before the rubber meets the road and they are given the opportunity to apply some the principals from that passage.
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William P. Smith’s book Loving Well (Even if You Haven’t Been) reminds us of a very important principal: People, including Christians, will make your life difficult – regularly and often. If that weren’t true, there would be no need for repeated instruction to bear patiently with other people. The reality is that blood-bought, Holy Spirit-filled believers sin. They sin often and they often sin against you. (pg.78) Paul gives us a “behavioral definition” of love in 1 Cor. It is a practical, observable and expresses itself in everyday actions and attitudes It is love that is the measure of a person. It is love that is the measure of true spirituality, of true closeness in one’s relationship with the Lord. So, then the question I have for you is, “are you loving well”? If you are like me you would probably say: “not always.” Even while writing on this subject I was impatient with my husband for making excessive noise while trying to work. In my counselling sessions I regularly assign homework. One of the assignments I hand out in marriage counselling is an exercise from 1 Cor. 13. I have my client write down what love is
and then the opposite of what that word is, for example: Love is patient-impatient. They then need to fill in how they show impatience to their spouse. Here is the example: Love is patient – how do I demonstrate impatience to my spouse? Love is kind – how am I unkind? Love does not envy or boast – how do I demonstrate envy or how do I boast? Love does not insist on its own way – where do I insist on things my way? Love is not irritable or resentful – what things irritate me or where do I become resentful? I challenge you to do this homework yourself, you may be surprised to the learn areas where you are not loving well. Cheryl
nudge your students I love Disneyland! The enchanting environment and variety of each ride lures me back again and again. I love working the spinning wheel on the Tea Cups so hard that I can’t even talk (okay, I’m not that buff…my husband helps me). I love the childhood memories I experience every time I ride the Rockets, and I love the updated Pirate’s ride - complete with four incognito, lifesized animated “Jack Sparrow’s.” I love all of it. But what I love even more is how I experience it through our two young sons. Our four year old, Jack, is a cautious but energetic child. Often, we have to nudge him to try new things, and on this particular day, Pirate’s was among them. We just knew he would love it once he got on, but getting
As we kick of a new school year and a new year for SPLAT and IMPRINT I am thrilled to see what God is going to do. Already in the past year we have “nudged” our students at Bluewater to step out of their comfort zones in many different capacities. Whether it be doing things they may not have felt they could do before or maybe were a little nervous to try, or facing an issue in
him to do so took some serious convincing. “You’ll see Jack Sparrow,” we said in persuasive tones. “You’ll hear the Yo Ho pirate’s song…you’ll love that!” He firmly shook his head no. Finally, dad knelt down to meet his eyes knowing he needed a gentle nudge, “Son, we love you and we know you. Will you trust us this time? It’s a great ride!” At this, something clicked and Jack reluctantly said he’d go. He loved it! In fact, we ended up riding Pirate’s three times and left with a sword, a hat and an eye patch (and a whole lot less money!). Sometimes the students in our youth ministries or dare I say, even we ourselves, need a nudge to do something we have never done before. Megan Hutchinson
their lives, they are being nudged to live life a little bit more “on the edge” for Christ. So often we get very complacent in out Christian walk, and it becomes so mundane. This year we want to shake that idea of “Christianity as we know it” up a little bit. We want to be encouraging others and nudging them towards
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excellence in Christ. We want to be learning, living and walking as Christ would in everything we do. The mission of our ministry is to lead people to become fully devoted followers of Christ. This is the foundation for everything we do and has been the basis of our ministry from the beginning. With that being said, I believe that when dealing with students in SPLAT and IMPRINT (and everywhere) the pressure comes from all sides. It tells them to compromise. It takes their lives and tries to convince them that they are just preparing for what is to come. And the high school and junior high years are seen as practice for real life. The problem is that this isn’t practice, this isn’t rehearsal, this is it. The Student Ministry at Bluewater, I believe, exists to help students make the switch, challenging students to become fully devoted followers of Christ. Here at Bluewater, our youth ministry is centered around Jesus and our relationship with Him. We desperately want to introduce students to Him and show them what a relationship with Him is all about. SPLAT: What is it? We are committed to pour a love for Jesus, a love for His Word and a compassion for the needs of the world into the lives of our Junior High students. During SPLAT, we offer this energetic group a place to experience dynamic teaching, small groups, fun activities, retreats and service projects. The relationships they build with friends and our amazing leadership team will last a life time! Are you in Junior High? We can’t wait to meet you!
can understand and apply the lessons. After our large group time, we break off into gender specific small groups. This time focuses on encouraging each other in faith from God's Word, directed by a small group leader, and a time of prayer for each other. When the teaching & small group time is over the rest of the evening is spent chilling in the youth room until parents come in to pick you up (for drop off; you can just come in by yourself; but for pick up, we need to know you are going home with the right people) at 8:30 pm. If you have a student between these ages, we would love to meet him/her! If you are interested in serving as a small group leader in the Jr. High Ministry, get a hold of Bethany Stephenson for more information (bethany@bluewaterbaptist.ca). IMPRINT: What is it? Our high school ministry team is excited about reaching students with the life-changing love of Jesus Christ! At the core, we are committed to lifeon-life discipleship – challenging and training students to mature in their relationship with God and each other. Small groups, Bible studies, contemporary worship, road trips, retreats, parties, outreach and service opportunities (here and abroad) help make up our ministry. It is during these times that meaningful friendships with peers and staff and leaders are built – friendships that can last a lifetime. Are you in high school? Come discover all we have to offer! When is it? Sunday Nights: 7:00-9:00 pm
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CNC: What is it?
JUNIOR HIGH WED. NIGHTS
This is a community of young adults who are convinced that God truly loves us – and because of that we are striving to know, love and live for Him at this stage in our lives. We would love for you to come and join us on this journey.
@ Bluewater Baptist Church from 7pm-8:30 pm SPLAT is for youth from grades six to eight. At 7:00pm every Wednesday Night, Jr. High-ers meet in the youth room in the upstairs of Bluewater Baptist Church. When you get here at 7:00pm, come in the back doors, register in the foyer and head upstairs. Everyone hangs out for the first 10 minutes and then we play some organized large group games. From there we go into a time of large group Biblical teaching. The messages are straight out of the Bible and they are taught in a way that the students
When is it? We meet regularly on Tuesday nights from 7:30pm @ The Stephenson's house for a mix of hanging out, worship, teaching, and discussion. For more information contact bethany@bluewaterbaptist.ca. Beth
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the view from my desk Recently I received an email from Pastor Tim asking for an article for theFlow. What to write about? Writing is a little like preaching—one of the most difficult parts is deciding what the subject should be. So this time I have decided to write about something that has been on my mind and heart lately. “So,” (you may wonder) “What has he been thinking about?” I am glad you asked. You did, didn’t you? I have been thinking about our staff and how God has blessed us with such a strong team. There is a great deal that you would have no way of knowing in the normal course of your interaction with them. I think you will find some of the things that are going on, often behind the scenes, interesting. Pastor Tim, of course, blesses us in his leadership of the music ministry and the training of our bands. He also works with all of our small group leaders to make this ministry effective. What may not be so evident to many is that he is becoming more and more in-demand beyond our church to preach and minister. If you should notice that he is not in the service, apart from his holidays, he is nearly always preaching somewhere else. It is always encouraging to hear from Bethany what is going on with the youth and how God is working in lives. What Beth is not likely to share with you is that she is being looked to as a shaper of youth ministry. At a recent (large) youth worker training seminar she was asked to be a presenter. (Never mind that the featured speaker scooped her topic at the last minute). Earlier this year when Heritage College wanted to revamp and update their Youth Worker Program one of the consultants they turned to was again our very own Bethany.
Pastor Steve is much loved by the children of our church and he works diligently to minister Jesus to them. Steve too is developing a broader ministry that others are recognizing. As I write this Steve is in Alberta as the speaker at a children’s camp. This is not the first time. Just a few weeks ago he was the speaker for Forest Cliff children’s camp. As many of you know, Pastor Steve has been working on developing a family ministry programme called Family Rhythm. He has been encouraged by FEBcentral (the region of our Fellowship) to further develop this and package it for use in other churches as well. Cheryl’s ministry of counselling has become well known across Sarnia and beyond. Several other churches commonly send people to her for counselling because they see the fruitfulness of her ministry. Even this week Cheryl brought one of her counselees into my office and had him share that he had trusted the Lord as Saviour. For the last several years she has also attended the Pastors Wives Conference as counsellor-in-residence. Rounding out our ministry team is Nadine, my administrative assistant. One thing you can be sure of—if it is administered, Nadine did it. Without her I would certainly have to give up my computer and try to find the old typewriter. I tell my friends who are pastors that once I tell Nadine to look after something I no longer have to worry about it. I suspect several of them may have tried to hire her. I am greatly blessed to work with such a team of godly loyal servants. I hope you will pray for all of us on a regular basis that we may know God’s power and blessing in a growing way. Doug
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album review: valley maker rather different concept to the writing of the actual songs. The songs on this album clearly go a lot deeper than the Old Testament narratives from the first. As you begin to listen, you will feel that this album is a lot more personal as it is said to deal with Austin Crane’s spiritual feelings as well as other feelings as he was forced to make some daunting decisions in his life. Despite the personal meanings to each song, you are still left with some sense of openness. With each song you are able to connect the lyrics rather easily to something that you’ve felt or experienced. This is rather noticeable in songs like Only Friend and Another Way Home.
Yes I Know I’ve Loved This World is the second studio album released by the folk indie christian artist Valley Maker. Headed by Austin Crane and featuring Amy Godwin, Valley Maker was created when Austin Crane preformed a series of songs inspired by the book of Genesis as his 2010 senior thesis project. It would be these songs and a few others that were soon to be released on his first self-titled album. Although this review will be of his second album, I strongly suggest that you take the time to check out his first album. The album is not just inspired by the Old Testament, but he literally took each story and turned scripture into song. Each song tells a story, stories that we read as kids and continue ready as we study scripture, giving this album a unique vibe that you wont get from any other! With Vally Maker’s second album, he decided to go with a similar feel to the music, but a
Another very unique thing about this album is that Austin seems to sing at least a few times about our shortcomings as sinful humans. It is easy to find ourselves singing about how great God is, and rightfully so! But one thing that we often neglect to do is sing about our shortcomings and how God is always there to pick us up off the ground and help us learn from our sin! For example, Crane sings “Don’t give me God, don’t give me grace,” in the song By My Side (Everlasting Life), which will catch you off guard, but later in the song Crane sings about “getting right with the Lord” and how he heard God is “swinging his holy sword” and fighting for him. To me, this song sings about being far from God, far enough from God to the point where you are wanting something different than what a Christian life seems to bring, but also sings about how regardless of those feelings, God is still here by our side ready to bring us more than we could ever ask for (much like the message of many Psalms)! This album won’t be for everybody. If you enjoy listening to music that you don't really want to connect to, with mindless lyrics and a sort of foggy meaning...than this album won’t be for you. I can honestly say that this album is purely lyrical genius. I, personally, have never heard something as creative spiritually as it is musically since I began listening to Christian music. The vibe that you will get from Valley Maker’s music will leave you wanting more. This album is simple; so simple that one of the songs was recorded in all takes, vocals, instruments and all (which is pretty dang simple). You don't feel overwhelmed with too much going on in regards to vocals and instruments. At the same time this album is very complicated. You won’t know whether to like it, or love it! Hillaby
comparing apples and oranges See if you can relate to these scenarios: You are taking your child for a walk and stranger walks up to see your child says “what an angel”. As you politely smile you are remembering the temper tantrum that ranged just 5 short minutes ago as you walked out the door with the “little angel”.
Or how about you’re picking up your teen from football practice and the coach runs up to you and says “what a hard worker you have here. He is such a team player.” And as you thank him you are remembering this “team player” yelling “I hate you!” as he runs up the stairs in response to you asking him to clean his room.
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And, lastly, you have been asked to help out at a Bluewater Baptist Church. You are excited and you work enthusiastically for many hours. Tired, you drive home and all you can think about is “Did I make a difference? Why did no one thank me?” In each of these cases we can look one way on the outside and in our hearts and minds be often a totally different person. And the more we look at bible you will see over and over again how God cares much more about the richness of our soul then the outside show we can fool other. Look at scriptures: I the Lord search the heart and test the mind, to give every man according to his ways, according to the fruit of his deeds. (Jeremiah 17:10 ESV) And he answered, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbour as yourself.” (Luke 10:27 ESV) Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees
not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart. (1 Samuel 16:7 ESV) This facade is one of the biggest traps when you become passionate in "doing good deeds" for others. Look around you and you will find many "good" people doing many helpful things in our community. But without Christ’s truth shining through in action or deeds what you are doing is truly more for yourself then it is for God. For we have all become like one who is unclean [ceremonially, like a leper], and all our righteousness (our best deeds of rightness and justice) is like filthy rags or a polluted garment; we all fade like a leaf, and our iniquities, like the wind, take us away. (Isaiah 64:6 AMP) So get involved! Get your hands and hearts intertwined in the lives of people who need help from you. But give yourself a heart-check every so often to make sure the motivation in your actions is more like comparing apples to oranges than their outward appearance of apples to apples. Daph
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nicaragua In 2008 I retired from the Crisis Pregnancy Ministry and wondered/hoped that there was something yet that I could do to make a difference for God. I looked forward to becoming more involved in the ministry at Bluewater and soon became just as busy as before I retired.
relationship with God, with each other and with their ministry. Doug addressed these issues. During my sessions with the women we talked about their identity in Christ, their worth to Him, their worth as women in ministry to other women and the celebration of ministry with their husbands.
Later that same year, and because of our history with the McDonald family, we were approached regarding becoming part of the work of Threefold Ministries in Nicaragua.
The work that Threefold Ministry (through the Skylark Centre) is doing with children, moms and dads and through the use of their facility to minister through Medical, Vision and Dental Clinics, Youth Conferences and in the support of other existing evangelical works (Compassion, etc.) school and village ministry at the near-by village of Los Medranos and support of the Nueva Vida School is making a difference for Christ.
We became excited about the task before us. We knew that this was unlike anything we had ever undertaken. We also knew we didn’t want to just address the physical needs of the Nicaraguan people. But what were their needs? We couldn’t fully know. We didn’t want to presume that we could go in with our North American tools and ideas and come away with anything but good feelings having profited little for them or for us. Doug and I spent much time in prayer, in study and inquired of those already in ministry among the Central A m e r i c a n Christians. We saw the photos taken and heard the testimonies of the groups from our church after they returned from Nicaragua. They presented a compelling story of the needs of the people. We saw happy faces but also the faces of those searching for something/someone who could fill the empty places in their heart. Our first trip to Nicaragua was in the fall of 2009.and was followed by a 2nd trip in November of 2010 and more trips followed. We went with another couple from Ontario, Wayne and Hellen Hancock, who shared ministry tasks with us. Others from within our church accompanied us and we soon found that they were invaluable to us in our long hours of ministry at Skylark. Our ministry sessions dealt with the pastors and their wives
What we learned: What did we learn? We learned that God is alive and well in Nicaragua and is mightily working in and through those in ministry there. In the clean 2 room, dirt floor homes live men and women that love the Lord with such fervour that the ministries they represent is being used by God to win the hearts of their friends and neighbours and effect the lives of the next generation for Him. They exhibit a hunger to know more of Christ and tools to work more effectively for Him. Their gratitude is genuine and freely expressed. Os Guinness says, “ The trouble is that as modern people we have too much to live with, and too little to live for.” The Nicaraguan people have little to live with and much to live for in the person of Christ Jesus. Doug and I would like to thank those who have been a part of Bluewater’s involvement in Nicaragua, our church family who have supported this work through their prayers and donations, and to Threefold Ministries for the opportunity to represent our Lord in that country where the field is ripe for harvest but the labourers are few. Detra
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kidmin team Kidmin Team (aka, kids’ ministry team) is a discipleship and leadership development group for select children (starting grades two and up) that runs all year long after church each week. Members of the group share lunch, go deeper in Bible study skills, practice ministry skills and learn to serve each other and the church at large. Auditions for this team will be September 22. Please contact pastor Steve or Daphne for application and details (steve@bluewaterbaptist.ca)!
family rhythm Family Rhythm is a family discipleship plan for making right choices leading to peace with God and each other. Establish your understanding of Biblical discipline, learn how to walk through pressures and come through it with stronger relationships, leverage the rhythms of the day to develop your faith walk and more! Sign up today with Pastor Steve as a couple, family, with friends or as a small group to get oriented and get grooving to a rhythm of right relationship choices.
gospel project We begin year two of our new curriculum for elementary children this year. This curriculum keeps our focus simple. We want our children to love Jesus! The Bible is all about Jesus. Even the Old Testament, where His name is not mentioned, He is the one all the stories point to. He is the fulfilment of all the promises. He is the hope for all who wait on Him to rescue them from their sin. Each week, children are hearing stories from the Bible in a chronological fashion so they can see how God has slowly revealed His plan to send Jesus to be our great Rescuer. He rescues us from sin so that we can join his family and live as His true children. We have at least 70 children who come often to our program and we are continually praying that they won’t miss a week of these engaging and life-transforming moments. Each child becomes a part of a little community where they build relationships with other children and fully engaged volunteers. They receive teaching from the Bible that is creative and applicational. They are placed in a small group where they learn how the lesson can be used in their lives. Our program consists of welcome activities, relational connection, upbeat music, quiet reflective prayer, dynamic teaching, Bible study and truths that are connected to real kid-life! Come and check it out for yourself!
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kingdom rock vbs Kingdom Rock was an exciting summer event filled with games, stories, great music and most importantly great people! Children who participated gained meaningful memories of Jesus the great King.
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the final word As a dad, there are many struggles that you will go Me (having a 50 lbs of kid land on my back while in the 'up' through. position): "GNGNGNRRNNN" At least I hope so. It wouldn't be fair if I was the only guy to Me (as my spine pops in two different spots): "Where's suffer. mommy?" Let's start with our bodies. We started out with smooth bumps and ripples all over ourselves, somewhere in our twenties. We had "pecs", "biceps" and flat stomachs. We could play any sport for hours. Our sweat was sweet like honey. We were never "winded" or tired. Fast forward to our thirties. Nature has not been kind. We're pretty sure our original muscles are still there, but they are carefully hidden beneath a layer of blubber and a mat of fur. In fact, fur is sprouting on places that would never accommodate it at any time in our youth, including across our feet. Our bellies are round and our backs are starting to slump as we shrink. We have become hobbits.
Now we are in our forties. The kids have grown up and developed intimate relationships with their iPods and generally leave me alone until the wifi quits. However, now we have a puppy. Lulu is a tiny ball of fur that demands attention – usually from me, the alpha male. She will go to any lengths to get what she wants. Yesterday I was attempting the pushups once again. As I lay on the floor, Lulu saw an opportunity for some lovin'. I had actually accomplished four perfect reps (a record in any home with children) when on the 'down' position the black ball belly-crawled directly under my neck and lay there without moving. No matter how I huffed or growled (at forty there was lots of both), this dog was immovable.
So we try to work out. My first foray back into the world of fitness was to do pushups. Not a good idea with kids No problem. This will teach me how to focus. present who believe they are Cowboy Woody and you are On rep number ten, things took a turn for the worse. Lulu the pony, Bullseye. decided that she was unhappy with my sporadic love. As My son: "Daddy! (sound of footsteps quickly approaching)" soon as I lifted myself to the height my wobbly arms would take me, Lulu rolled from her belly to her back and opened Me: "(grunt) Four." her legs directly below my face. My son: "I'M WOODY! I'M WOODY!" I defy any man to focus beyond that. Me: "(grunt) Fiiiive."
John
My son (launching himself): "GO BULLSEYE! GO BULLSEYE!!"
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