08.11 by boiMAGazine & boiMAG.com

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ISSUE 08.11

SWIMWEAR: SKIN IS IN HOW TO PACK FOR A SUMMER GETAWAY

“Hot time, summer in the city, back of my neck gettin’ dirty and gritty” That’s how the old song from the ‘70s goes. Do you think we’ll ever see summer? At times it seems as if Chicago’s got six months of winter, but we’re going to thaw you out and make your temperature rise with a look at BOI’s Swimware for 2011 and that skin is in! Our fashion guru Anita Taylor jetted down to Miami a few months ago to get the lowdown on what the hot trends in men’s swimware. Imagine having to spend a week in South Beach in January looking at male models in barely-there swim suits. Someone give that woman a raise! When summer does get here, you may find yourself invited for a weekend (or more!) at some hot daddy’s lake house, or on his boat. If you’re really lucky maybe he’ll whisk you away to PTown or Fire Island (Hell, I’d be happy to go to Saugatuck). You’ll need to know what to pack. After all, you don’t want to look like you’re moving in and bring all your luggage, but you want to be prepared. Anita comes to the rescue again with a guide to how to pack the perfect weekend bag; just don’t forget the condoms. If your travels include any drag events, we’ve even got that covered ; just don’t forget to pack the duct tape. And, of course, Ace Magyar gives advice to a few more folks, Gregg Shapiro doles out some film recommendations, Harry digs up the latest on what’s going on in our community and I “Eat & Tweet” for your pleasure. Whew! No wonder I’m exhausted all the time. I’d better take a little nap to get ready for our next issue, everything you need to know about International Mr. Leather, and then some.

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by Anita Taylor

Men oiled up and strutting their stuff. No it’s not a typical night at Steamworks, I’m talking about the Miami Swimwear Show in Miami Beach in January. Lucky me, I used my connections (Tim Gunn is a dear, dear, friend from our days in the NY rag trade) to get a sneak peak at what’s going to be hot this summer. Designer labels such as Ed Hardy, Nalia, Parke & Ronen and True Religion and Trina all focused their attention above the knee, and why not? That’s where all the goodies are! The thigh-grazing, slimmer silhouette trunks look fresh while still referencing vintage swimwear. Thank goodness we’ve moved out of the popularity of board shorts (or as I called them bored shorts). But, as they say, one picture’s worth a thousand words, so let’s take a gander, shall we?

Anita Taylor is a celebrity stylist, fashion writer, personal shopper and hash house waitress. She attended Parsons New School, Radcliff and Mr. Lance’s College of Cosmetology. boi

by Anita Taylor Summer in the city has its charms, nearly naked men playing volleyball at the beach, nearly naked men running on the jogging paths, nearly naked men riding bikes along the lake…where was I? Oh, yes, the joys of Chicago in the summer. While spending the weekend at Hollywood Beach (the city may have renamed it Kathy Osterman Beach, but while I loved Kathy and her big hats, Osterman just doesn’t have the élan of Hollywood) may be fine, there is also the chance that you might get an invite to head to a lake house or a waterfront resort. You might think, “All I really need is a T-shirt, sandals, and some shorts.” In reality, you’ll need a bit more than that, unless the two of you plan to spend the entire weekend having sex. In that case, head out with your toothbrush, a tube of lube and a pack of condoms and send Auntie Anita some pictures. For a more varied weekend, you will need at least a few changes of clothes that can take you from the pool or beach to dinner and clubbing. The secret is to keep it simple and smart. Choose clothes that can do double duty and pick a color scheme that you can mix and match as needed. Pack a casual and sturdy canvas bag, and load it up with the following >> 10 boi

• A pair of jeans-sure it may be warm enough for shorts, but remember mosquitoes come out at night seeking exposed flesh. • Two short sleeve v-neck t-shirts in complementing colors. • 1 short sleeve casual shirt-perhaps a vintage Hawaiian or a polo. • 2 pairs of tailored shorts, preferably a pair of khaki and a pair of linen • Two pair of quick drying swim suits. A hoodie that you can use as a cover up, or if it gets cooler at night. • A windbreaker, good for cooler evenings or in case of a little rain. • A pair of deck shoes and a pair of sandals. Of course, no socks worn with either. • A pair of flip flops-to be worn only pool side or in a public shower. • 1 long sleeve dress shirt and a summer weight blazer-just in case you go somewhere a little fancier • Accessories-a pair of sunglasses (aviators are always in style) and a casual belt. • Your dop kit, of course. Packed with your medications, aspirin (great when sunburned), oral hygiene products, condoms and lube. As for hair products, go as easy as you can; a comb or brush, shampoo and conditioner (all that chlorine and sun will turn your tresses to straw). • Don’t forget sun block. I always carry a bottle of my favorite lotion and Neutrogena’s oil free mini roll-on sun block for touch ups and on my face. That’s it, all you need to add is a nice summer beach read (I suggest “Show Biz Kids” by our editor Rick Karlin, it’s campy and the short chapters are the perfect length between dips in the pool.)

by Anita Taylor

What if your little getaway includes a trip to Provincetown for Carnival? Well, in that case, you’re entitled to another bag filled with all the things you’ll need to join in the fun. This year’s theme is “Can’t Stop the Music.”

If you are so inclined, Carnival is a drag queen’s dream come true. So haul out your ‘70s drag and get busy packing that bag. Here’s what you’ll need in addition to your tits, hair and make-up: A flirty little dress-this is not the time to wear an evening gown. The parade takes place in the middle of the afternoon, in full sun along commercial street, so skip the velvet and go for a breathable lightweight material. A big purse-you’ll want to carry your ID and money, room key, a change of shoes, a bottle of water, touch up make-up and, possibly, a sandwich (it is one long-ass fucking parade) A shape flattering bathing suit, just in case you get carried away at The Boatslip. A 2nd fabulous outfit for the Drag Queen Brunch the morning after the parade. A comfy caftan for Drag Queen Bingo. A stunning pair of shoes and a comfortable pair of shoes. Speaking of which, you might want to check out the article on Le Dame footwear next door. >>

There Is Nothing Like La Dame ! . . . Where Style and Fit Matters

Now, if you’re looking for some killer shoes to go with the outfit, check out the web site for Le Dame footwear, www.ledame. com. Le Dame owner Bernie J. Fatla knows how to treat a queen and specializes in high style women’s shoes in larger sizes. The web site also has a handy chart for converting men’s sizes to women’s. According to Fatla, “I think that everyone wants to be sexy and likes to feel that they’re sexy, whether it’s shoes or not. Who doesn’t want to feel good?” For the Carnival parade you might want to consider the Misty, a sassy, sexy dress sandal has an elastic back strap to fit snuggly on your heel with a three-inch heel. For something a little kinkier, The Dominatrix is a strappy sandal with silver metal studs and a four-inch reinforced heel in soft black nappa. Or perhaps you like it hot, then check out the Marilyn, a peep toe sling-back with a sleek platform and a three-inch heel. After all that walking, you’ll want to give your tootsies a rest (no matter how comfortable Le Dame’s shoes, hiking three miles on cobblestones is hell). This is where you take the comfy shoes out of your big purse. Le Dame’s Nina is a classic ballet flat available in iridescent bronze and soft red nappa. The company’s full line retails between $80 and $140. boi 13

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Restaurant mini-reviews in 140 characters or less Gr8 = Indicates those aspects of the dining experience that are outstanding Ok = Those that are better than average Eh = For merely adequate PU = For those needing much improvement. ¢ = $20 or less, per person $ = Indicates every $20 increment thereafter (alcohol, tax and tip not included) Fat Burger – 2341 W. 95th ¢ Burgers Gr8 - Nothing except the cashier who rolled her eyes when asked if there was a veggie burger. Ok - Burgers, if you like fatty meat PU - Service (I get the call and response gimmick, but it might work better if the staff paid attention to what they are saying to each other. 16 boi

Las Palmas – 1835 W. North ¢ Mexican Gr8 - Vegetarian options, jalapeno-tomatilla salsa, lamb shank OK - $22 margarita pitchers on Monday, seafood, decor Eh - Chicken in mole Plymouth - 327 S. Plymouth ¢ Diner Gr8 - Breakfast (on main floor), burgers, olive stuffed meatballs, rooftop dining Ok - Service, turkey and feta sandwich, Eh - Cocktails-over-priced and weak PU - Wine list That Little Mexican Café - 1055 W. Bryn Mawr $ Mexican (duh) Gr8 – Sunday buffet, guacamole, chorizo gordita & Gr8 service, Ok – Cocktails, tasty, but little pricy

AMERICAN___________ Ann Sather 929 W. Belmont | 773.348.2378; 3416 N Southport | 773.404.4475; 5207 N Clark | 773.271.6627; 3411 N Broadway | 773.305.0024 These bustling hot spots, serving traditional Swedish pancake house fare, are best known for hearty daytime offerings and their delish cinnamon rolls. Chicago Diner 3411 N. Halsted | 773.935.6696 This world famous vegetarian restaurant offers vegan and organic offerings using the protein-based meat substitute seitan. Organic beers, wine, and spirits are also available. Cocktail 3359 N. Halsted | 773.477.1420 The kitchen at this popular bar serves up better and fancier food than it needs to. The menu ranges from gourmet salads and sandwiches to comfort food and fabulous brunch dishes. During the summer the outdoor dining space is lush and verdant. Crew 4804 N. Broadway | 773.784.2739 More than just a sports bar, the menu includes a variety of hamburgers, sandwiches, salads and comfort food. Deluxe Diner 6349 N Clark | 773.743.8244 Conveniently located near Rogers Park’s gay triangle, the diner’s “open 24 hours on weekends” status is perfect after a night of dancing and partying. Featured menu items include breakfast skillets that are served anytime. F. O’Mahony’s, 3701 N. Broadway | 773.549-0097 An Irish-named pub and grill, but mostly it’s a neighborhood hangout where you can order food to go along with your beer (or cosmo). While not prticularly exotic, the menu features such faves as hot wings, sliders and pizza served till the wee hours. Sundays $20 mimosa brunch is popular, get there early, this place fills up fast. Golden Nugget Family Restaurants 2720 N. Clark | 773.929.0724, 2406 W. Diversey | 773.252.8903, 1765 W. Lawrence | 773.769.6700. These places are a great place for after bar dining as they are all open 24-7, and all have free parking. The large menu is sure to please. Everything is housemade, known for fluffy buttermilk pancakes, but dinners are hearty as well. Halsted’s Bar & Grill 3441 N Halsted | 773.348.9696 This Boystown eatery serves up a wide array of tasty appetizers, burgers, sandwiches, and popular comfort food items at very reasonable prices in a fun and inviting atmosphere. Beers on tap are aplenty and the weekend brunch draws an attractive crowd.

Hamburger Mary’s 5400 N Clark | 773.784.6969 “Eat, Drink and be... MARY” at this fun and popular Andersonville restaurant which features a wide array of burgers and sandwiches, along with an interesting selection of tasty appetizers. Wash it all down with one of Mary’s home-brewed ales. Horizon Café 3805 N. Broadway | 773.883.1565 This long-time popular Lakeview family restaurant serves up big portions of creative homestyle dishes as well as healthy fare (broth-based soups and whole wheat tortilla wraps) and at affordable prices. Breakfast served all day long. Delivery available. IHOP 3760 N Halsted | 773.296.0048 More than a pancake house, this 24-hour Boystown institution serves up affordably priced appetizers, sandwiches, and entrees that are sure to satisfy varying after-bar wants and needs. Kit Kat Lounge 3700 N. Halsted | 773.525.1111 Providing the best of diva entertainment along with a full dinner menu, they offer ½-price cocktails and Buy 1 Get 1 Free Entree on Wednesdays.. On Monday nights get 50% off your entire bill. M. Henry 5707 N. Clark | 773.561.1600 This popular Andersonville outpost serves breakfast and lunch daily and features creative fare such as pancakes with warm blackberries and vanilla mascarpone cream. Additionally there are many vegetarian dishes. Minibar Café 3341 N. Halsted Serves gourmet bruschetta, cheeses, panini, and entrees as well as a wide selection of wines (and cocktails) by the glass. Nookies Tree 3334 N. Halsted | 773.248.9888 A regular haunt for the locals of Boystown and popular with hangover recoverers, the diner serves made-toorder omelets, pancakes, waffles and other brunch fare all day. And it’s open 24 hours on weekends. Melrose Restaurant 3233 N Broadway | 773.327.2060 This Lakeview institution has been catering to the after-bar crowds for decades, serving breakfast anytime along with typical diner fare. Open 24 hours, Queens Tavern & Bistro 750 W. Cornelia | 773.248.8333 Occupying the old Cornelia’s space, this charming new eatery is warm and inviting and features a value menu filled with both bar food and entrée items as well as daily specials. Stella’s Diner 3042 N. Broadway | 773.472,9040 Friendly staff serve up delicious diner fare, such as; fresh salads, a large selection of wraps, sandwiches, hearty entrees, pastas, and homemade deserts boi 17

Tweet 5020 N. Sheridan | 773.728.5576 An Uptown fave, serving breakfast and lunch only, uses organic ingredients when possible to create brunch items such as buckwheat pancakes, Danish beignets, Belgian waffles, and an impressive assortment of breakfast burritos and egg Benedict dishes. Wilde Bar & Restaurant 3130 N Broadway | 773.244.0404 This cozy upscale Irish pub offers a laid back and warm atmosphere and a wide ranging menu that is sure to please. Expect updated versions of pub favorites such as chicken pot pie, meatloaf, fish & chips, burgers and salads. ASIAN__________________ Jitlada Thai House 3715 N Halsted | 773.388.9988 This quaint family-owned eatery features Asian favorites such as pad Thai, pineapple fried rice, crab rangoon, pot stickers, tempura and nine spice curry items. Delivery available. Pingpong 3322 N. Broadway | 773.281.7575 This popular Lakeview restaurant features high-quality Pan-Asian cuisine in a hip and modern atmosphere as well as top-notch people-watching both those in and walking by the restaurant. Delivery available. Young’s Chinese Restaurant 3949 N Ashland | 773.248.7998 This well-regarded outpost has earned a stellar reputation for great tasting food and delivery so quick you’ll swear there must be a wok in the car. ITALIAN_________________ Anna Maria Pasteria 4400 N Clark | 773.506.2662 Owned by sisters who hail from the Basilicata region of southern Italy, this neighborhood gem creates homemade modern and traditional Italian dishes that are authentic, delicious & inexpensive. Angelina Ristorante 3561 N Broadway | 773.935.5933 Hosting the coolest and hippest Sunday brunch crowd in Lakeview, the menu includes Eggs Benedict, fritattas, Croque Monsieur and mufaletta sandwiches, almond-crusted stuffed French toast, and the free flow of Champagne mimosas. Brunch here is loud, raucous and FUN! Great for dinner, as well. Panino’s Pizzeria 3702 N Broadway | 773.472.6200 Panino’s has established itself as a Boystown favorite with its varied menu selections, including gyros and burgers, pasta entrees, and of course pizza. Delivery available. 18 boi

MEDITERRANEAN____ Andies 1467 W Montrose | 773.348.0654; 5253 N Clark | 773.784.8616 Specializing in Mediterranean and vegetarian cuisine, specialties of the house include steak kabobs, gyros, and poultry dishes such as Greek Chicken and Lebanese Style Chicken Kefta Kabob. And as befits the cuisine, desserts include a very tasty baklava. The Sunday buffet brunch is extravagant and reasonably priced. Istanbul 3613 N Broadway | 773.525.0500 Specializing in Turkish and Mediterranean cuisines, this recent addition to the lakeview dining scene has been attracting patrons with a varied menu, generous portions, and affordable prices. Sayat Nova 157 E. Ohio | 312.644.9159. Classic Mediterranean-American fare served in comfortable surroundings Every Thursday night things get extra gay for the “Boystown in Downtown” party. MEXICAN/LATIN__________ Cesar’s 2924 N. Broadway | 773.296.9097; 3166 N Clark | 773.248.2835 This family-owned operation offers an enticing menu full of delicious Mexican recipes, popular house specialties, irresistible desserts, and their signature “Killer Margaritas.” Estrella Negra 3352 N. Halsted | 773.227.5993 If Ed Hardy had a taco joint, this might be it for flair. A skull-licious themed dining experience. Sure, you can get tacos, empanadas and burritos, but they are all of the gormet caliber. Owner Oto is the Chef and puts his own creative twist on everything. It’s BYOB. Las Mananitas 2346 W Fullerton Ave | 773.528.2109 A long-time favorite with the GLBT community, the food is decent, but its the margaritas that you’ll come back for. Also great for boy-watching on the patio. Mayan Palace 2703 N. Halsted | 773.935.4200 Known to be one of the very best Mexican restaurants in the city, the focus is on using fresh, high-quality ingredients for its “south of the border” cuisine. Portions are generous and the cool Margaritas dubbed “The World’s Best!” Is your target market is in our distribution area?? ADVERTISE YOUR RESTAURANT IN BOI MAGAZINE Call 773.975.0264 or email us at boiADS@aol.com

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Hi, my name is Trevor. I’m 25, 5’9”, 165 lbs. and I live in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. I also grew up in Lake Geneva, it’s pretty laid back, but there are a lot of outdoor activities, especially in the summer. I love the outdoors, enjoy chilling on the beach, swimming, and waterskiing It’s really nice to hang out on the boat with some buddies, especially late at night, drinking a few beers and going skinny dipping. My other interests are fishing, sky diving and snow-boarding. I’m a fun loving person, I love to laugh and make the best of every situation. I’m avid at most things I do. When I go, I go all out! I love having fun and doing extreme things. I love all types of music, and will tolerate mostly anything, except the blues. I come to Chicago every chance I get. The city is great and has so much to offer. I think people that live in major cities take for granted sometimes what they really have. To be able to do whatever you want 24 hours a day, in my opinion is a great benefit! Imagine living in a place where the whole town rolls up at 8pm! After hours for us is going to an all night diner (which closes at 11pm on the weekends). On the serious side, I’m attending George Williams College, to earn my undergraduate degree in Parks

and Recreation, in hopes to work for a park district or for a private recreation business. The college is in my hometown, but to give you an idea of where it’s at, it’s only two hours from downtown Chicago and about one hour from Milwaukee. I am currently at a high point in my life where I have no worries, no cares, and am totally satisfied with where I’m heading, and who I am! Right now I’m between relationships, and at this point in my life I think that’s for the best. Throughout high school I dated the same girl for four years. My freshman year we broke up and I kind of fell hard for someone else. I was as surprised as anyone that it turned out to be.. well, let’s just say it was someone I used to go fishing with. He is a great person and taught me a lot about myself. Although we aren’t romantically involved anymore, we’re still good friends (with benefits). I don’t know what my next relationship is going to be like, but I’m open to suggestions! I love reading BOI Magazine. I read it online, since there are no bars in my hometown to pick it up. I guess that is another perk of living in a big city! boi 21

Screen Savor by Gregg Shapiro IN THEATERS

“Arthur” Whether or not it was intentional, when it was released 30 years ago, the original Dudley Moore version of “Arthur” had a builtin gay factor. Not only did it star Liza Minnelli, but it also earned out actor John Gielgud an Academy Award. There’s not much especially gay about the remake of “Arthur,” unless you are aroused by seeing Russell Brand parading around in colorful briefs or other various states of undress. Retaining some of the elements from the original story of the filthy rich, alcoholic, man-child’s quest to hang on to his nearly billion dollar inheritance by marrying the toxic Susan (Jennifer Garner) instead of the church-mouse-poor Naomi (Mumblecore diva Greta Gerwig), “Arthur” gets a 21st century tweaking, including the replacement of his butler (originally portrayed by the late Gielgud) with sassy nanny Hobson (Helen Mirren). But among the film’s many problems (including the cavalier handling of substance abuse issues) is that for a comedy, it’s not as funny as it should be. Brand, whose background is in stand-up comedy, delivers his lines like a comedian, not an actor. Interestingly, the movie’s most genuinely funny moment, when Arthur improvises song lyrics at Susan’s bridal shower, actually benefits from Brand’s comedic timing. And when “Arthur,” the movie and the character, get serious, fortunately Mirren is this there to provide the necessary dramatic touches. Although the laughs are less than plentiful, it not as dismal as it could have been. At least the “Arthur” remake/update doesn’t have a Christopher Cross theme song. 22 boi

Don’t expect to come away from “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” with a deeper meaning of life, yours or Uncle Boonmee’s. Leisurely paced, at the very least, gay Thai filmmaker Apichatpong Weerasethakul received the Palme d’Or at Cannes for this film in which the dying Uncle Boonmee (Thanapat Saisaymar), entertains both the living and dead, who help him through the transition from this world into the next. Released from the hospital under the watchful eye of Laotian caregiver Jaai (Samud Kugasang), tamarind and bee farmer Boonmee is visited in his country home by sister-in-law Jen (Jenjira Pongpas) and nephew Tong (Sakda Kaewbuadee). Before you know it, they are joined at the dinner table by the ghost of Boonmee’s wife and Jen’s sister Huay (Natthakarn Aphaiwonk), as well as the Monkey Ghost of his son Boonsong, with the glowing red eyes. In his final days, Boonmee comes to terms with the wrongs of his past, ranging from abandoning the search for Boonsong when he went missing to killing too many bugs and communists in his lifetime. In other words, karma is a bitch and Boonmee, who considers his kidney failure to be proof, has accepted that fact. But he makes the most of the end, communing with his hired help in the fields and trekking into the woods and through a cave. This is where past life memories and mythology intersect, and where less patient viewers might give up the ghost. But for those willing to go with the flow, “Uncle Boonmee” can be visually dazzling (in the ugly princess and talking catfish sequence, for instance), if ultimately puzzling.

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by Harry Taint

Get Real-ity

If you weren’t at Scarlet a few week ago, you might have missed your big chance to become a reality television star. Dave Schlessinger and producers from Logo’s A-List, and The Real World, were in Chicago doing an open casting call at Scarlet a coupe of weeks ago. A pre-party and initial interviews on Friday led to an all-day scouting on Saturday. Scarlet owner Paul Cannella explained that producers are now on the way back to sunny L.A. to continue the project and found a lot of “great prospects” from the hundreds of 20-somethings who auditioned. .. Club 3160 is adding a dash of class with The Paul Marinaro Trio in residency on Wednesday nights. Proof that we listen to something other than show tunes and dance music... Kicking off IML month on May 14 is “Bound!” a party at the Ram. Arrive dressed to impress in your best leather gear and party all night long to the sounds of the amazing DJ Greg Drescher!

Be Beneficent

Get liquored up for a good cause. Stop by Sidetrack for the Equality Illinois “Spring Wine Tasting” on Wednesday, May 11. For $20 you get to sample 120 different wines. You also have the chance to purchase those wines at a great discount; with a percentage going to the important work of Equality Illinois... Can you think of a double bill gayer than Wanda Sykes and Linda Eder? Okay, maybe Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O’Donnell mud-wrestling. But, that wouldn’t be as classy as these two ladies who team up as the entertainment for the Center on Halsted’s “Human First” gala on Saturday, May 14 at The Harris Theater in Millennium Park. Tickets go for between $100 and $500. The $500 ticket includes premium seating and pre-performance private reception with an open bar and buffet...

Divas in the House!

The Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus’ spring show is always a hoot and a half, and this year’s show, “DIVAS!” is no exception. You can tell the show, with three performances on Friday and Saturday, May 20 and 21, is going to be good because there’s an exclamation point in the title.. The show salutes more than 40 female superstars and the music they made famous. From Edith Piaf to Ethel Merman, Dolly Parton to Donna Summer, Judy, Ella, Tina, Bette and more! Divas! showcases CGMC singing and dancing the

most memorable female hits of all time, maybe even something by someone who’d had a hit in this century. Check out www.cgmc.org for ticket information.

Keep Hydrated

Hydrate will be “Serving Faggot”, a one night only fund-raiser on May 6, of national and local performers serving their favorite versions of our most beloved effeminate, gay male artists. The show includes; Jade, Dida Ritz, Precious Jewel, Debbie Fox, Phillipe Cunningham, Corece and Krisdelarash. The next night it’s “Got Ginger” and they ain’t talking about the Shrek character, they’re talking about hot red-headed men. Marc Moder hosts everybody’s favorite ginger, porn super star Blu Kennedy. He’ll be posing for pictures, signing autographs, and giving away Hot House things all night long while DJ Ralphi Rosario and Cyon Flare keep the partying going until 5am! Check out www.Hydrate.com for more information.

Drag for Days

Spin hosts RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Alexis Mateo and Jade on Saturday, Apr. 30. Then on Saturday May 7, it’s the amateur drag contest, “Dragzilla” hosted by Naysha Lopez, with a $100 first prize. A week later, on May 14, it’s more RuPaul’s Drag Race stars. This time it’s Raven joining Jade. Tix to these events are available at www.spin-nightclub.tix.com.

Cocktail, Anyone?

The answer is, “Yes, please!” Congratulations to GeNo and all the folks at Cocktail, which just celebrated its 15th anniversary. That means that some of those go-go boys were in kindergarten when the bar opened... You’ve got to give it those folks at Parlour, they manage to please all kinds of party animals. On Fridays they go from the “House of Divas” drag show to “Boy Bar” a hot dance party for the younger crowd. On Thursdays it’s “Lipstick” women’s night, Wednesday they go for the indie crowd and on Sundays it’s a sports bar. On May 1, the monthly “Shits & Giggles” party is themed “Animal Instinct.”

Mira!

Circuit Night Club celebrates “Cinco de Mayo” with a “Fiesta!” and on Mothers Day, May 8 treat mom to “Drag-o-Licioso.” ...Spin kicks off Cinco de Mayo a little early, on May 3, as they celebrate Shane’s Birthday with pinatas, Mexican food, Corona specials and giant margaritas!. On top of all that, Mercedes will be playing “Dirty Sanchez Bingo”. boi 25

Not A Ten

I’m a soon-to-be 35 year-old. I’ve got a great group of friends, a job I love and a supportive family. About the only thing I’m missing is a boyfriend. I am constantly meeting folks who tell me that they can’t understand why I’m still single, that I would make some guy a wonderful husband. I think so, too. So why am I still alone? I’m in pretty good shape physically, fairly intelligent, am well groomed and dress fairly well. However, I’m not very good looking. Not much I can do about that. On a good day, I’m a 5, maybe even a 6 in a dark bar. I don’t have a problem with the way I look, it’s nothing I can (or want to) change anyway. Is our community really that shallow?

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Yes. However, the problem might be where you’re looking for love. If you’re looking in the bars and clubs, that’s probably not the best option. I love hanging out in clubs, but let’s face it, it’s all about the wrapping; not what’s inside the package. You don’t mention where you’ve met your great circle of friends, if it was at the bars, try expanding your “hunting area.” Volunteer for an agency or charity and you may find people who will actually take the time to know you.

Working Stiff

My boss is crazy. He rants and screams at people in our office. He throws things at people and belittles everyone. If the job market were better, I consider quitting, except for two things; the money is crazy good and my boss is really hot. I know he’s nuts, but I can’t help it. He has an amazing body and a huge cock (we work out at the same gym and I saw him in the shower once). As far as I know he’s straight, so I don’t even know why I have this strange attraction to him.

And you think your boss is crazy? Seriously, you need to get outside help and examine why you are attracted to someone who you see as unstable. I would guess, judging from your description, that he’s a bully who would 26 boi

use knowledge of your crush against you and would belittle you in front of your co-workers. Keep in mind, scenarios like those in the movie “9 to 5” are pure fiction. Nothing you do will ever change this man and I doubt he’s going to be sent to oversee the Bolivian office.

Identity Crisis

My partner and I have been together about eight years. We met at the Michigan Women’s Music Festival and clicked immediately, I’m a sucker for butchy dykes. About two years ago, she decided to have a double mastectomy because her large breasts were painful. I understood that and stood by her. She decided the transition from F/M a year and half ago. She’s due to have the surgery by the end of the year. I’m happy for her, but it’s messing with my head. Will I still be a lesbian after she transitions? So much of who I am is tied up in my lesbian identity. I don’t want to burden her with my fears and make her doubt her decision, but I don’t know what to do.

Did you fall in love with the person or her vagina? Many couples have dealt with this same issue, some successfully continuing their relationship, some not yet remaining friends and some have gone their separate ways. I’m certain that your partner is getting counseling to aid in her transition to him, you need to get counseling, too. Your partner’s therapist should be able to recommend someone. This is an extremely emotional issue, especially since you have such a strong lesbian identity. There’s no right or wrong way to handle this, only the way that you feel in your heart. It may be an uncomfortable and trying road; you’ll need someone to help both of you through this. Ace Magyar has a BA in communications, a MA in sex therapy and a PHD in zoology. He is a registered couple’s counselor specializing in the GLBT community. Send your questions to AskAce@boimagazine.com.

MONDAY

Big Chicks – Buck Burger Club Krave - Musical Mondays & $5 you call it top shelf Cocktail - “Recover” w half-price cocktails, $1 grilled cheese Crew – “Pub Stumpers” trivia half-price pizza & flat bread pizzas Halsted’s - $14 Miller buckets Hamburger Mary’s – “Ham-Bingo” Hideaway - $3 “U Call It”, $2 off pizzas Hydrate - $1 drink specials Kit Kat – 50% off your entire bill Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $10 Miller Lite pitchers Scarlet - Live Music, $3 tallboy PBR, $5 well Cosmos Scot’s - $3.25 domestic bottles Sidetrack – Show tune sing-along Spin – Karaoke $1 Leinenkugel draft/ $4 Skyy drinks The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché - $2.50 PBR Velvet Rope – Singles meet & greet

Kit Kat – 1/2 priced drinks, 2 for 1 entrees Mary’s Attic - “Mary-oke” $3 well & domestic bottled beer North End – Karaoke Parlour – Happy Hipster Indie Nite, $3 PBR Rehab – Amy Armstrong & Freddy Allen Cabaret tunes, $3 Miller, $4 Stoli Flavors Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $3 off all martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service, $5 martinis, $4 Amstel or Heineken Scot’s – $2 off Cosmos Sidetrack – “Rockin Retro” Spin – $1 house cocktails, domestic draft beer & wine The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché – “Bear Chested” Velvet Rope - $1 drinks

THURSDAY

Atmosphere – Male dancers $3 well, $5 Absolut cocktails, $8 Bud Lite pitchers Berlin – “Stardust” Circuit – “La Noche Loca”, $3 Coronas Club Krave - $10 draft pints, $5 top shelf Cocktail – “Rock Out”, Spank Go-go boys TUESDAY $6 PBR buckets & $12 Absolut carafes Atmosphere - $1 well & Bud Lite draft Crew – Endless chips & salsa $2.50, $3 tap Berlin - $1 drink night Hideaway – “Trailer Trash Bingo” Club Krave - $2 well, $1 drafts, $4 draft Hydrate - specials on Effen cocktails pitchers Jackhammer - $2 MGD, Light, Bud / Lite Cocktail – Go-go boys, $2 tacos, $10 El Kit Kat - $5 Effen martinis & $5 mojitos Jimador carafes & $4 Coronas Parlour – Lipstick Girls Nite, $4 Cocktails Crew - $1 tacos, half-priced appetizers Roscoe’s – “Alternative Sounds” Halsted’s - $5.95 salad entrees Sayat Nova – $3 Lite, $4 Bacardi Bombs, Hamburger Mary’s – Trivia Night Jackhammer – Karaoke with Creaoke $3 Rokk Vodka $4 mixers, $5 martinis Scarlet - “Frat Party”$5-40oz Miller Light Bacardi and Finlandia & King Cobra, 26oz Corona or miniKit Kat – Half-priced martinis pitcher of Long Island Rehab – Sangria, $10 sangria pitchers Scot’s - $4 draft beers Roscoe’s – “Drag Race” Sidetrack – Comedy videos Scarlet - $6 mini-pitchers vodkaT’s - $5 Margaritas and Cosmoritas lemonade, $3 Miller Lite The Call - $4 Absolute cocktails Scot’s - $2 off all martinis The Closet – Karaoke with Karen Spin – Bingo $4 call cocktails 9:30pm-1:30am The Closet - $3.50 pints of Miller Light Touché - $2.50 PBR and $3.50 Shock Tops Velvet Rope – Live jazz Wild Pug – Karaoke WEDNESDAY Atmosphere - $2 well, Miller Light draft, $5 Svedka cocktails Club Krave - $7 Three Olive martinis Cocktail – Teri Yaki’s Twisted Trivia 8-11, House Infusion till 2, $4 infusion cocktails Crew – half-priced martinis & desserts Halsted’s - $2 Miller & Bud draft pints Hydrate - “Hydrag Revue”

FRIDAY

Atmosphere - $5 Stoli cocktails Club Krave - $5 sangria, $10 domestic buckets, $16 imported buckets Cocktail – Go-go boys, $12 Long Island pitchers & $5 Jaegerbombs Crew – half-priced nachos, $2 PBR

Halsted’s - $12 pitchers Miller & Bud Lite Hamburger Mary’s - $4 Leininkugel Hideaway $7 Smirnoff lemonade pitchers Kit Kat - $30 three-course prix fixe meal Man’s Country - strippers Parlour – House of Diva’s Drag Show Rehab – Open Mic Night, 9pm-12am Roscoe’s – Coor’s Light pitchers Scarlet - “First Ward Ball” $4 well drinks, $4 Bud Light Sidetrack – Show tunes cocktail hour Spin – Shower contest The Call - $4 Bacardi cocktails

SATURDAY

Atmosphere – $5 Stoli & bloody Marys Circuit – “Urbano” Hip-Hop, $4.75 Cocktails Club Krave - $12 mixed drink pitchers Cocktail – Go-go boys, $2 mimosas Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Hamburger Mary’s - $5 slushies Hideaway - $5 Long Islands Man’s Country - strippers Parlour – Comedy Beauty Parlour Roscoe’s - $3 off martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service T’s - $7.50 Double pints Touché – Free pizza at midnight

SUNDAY

Angelinas - Sunday Brunch Atmosphere – $5 Absolut, $8 Miller Light pitchers, $3 specialty shots Big Chicks – Free BBQ Circuit – “Noche Latina” Latin Night $10 Jumbo Margaritas, $4.75 Cocktails Club Krave - $5 draft pitchers & margaritas Cocktail – Go-go boys, $1 well drinks & $2 mimosas Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Kit Kat – “Divalicious Brunch”-unlimited mimosas and bloody marys Mary’s Attic – “Mary-oke” North End – ‘80’s video Roscoe’s - $12 pitchers of Long Islands Rehab – Honey West, 7pm-10pm Scarlet –“Liquid Brunch” $12 bottles of champagne, $4 bloody marys & screwdrivers, free cereal & juice bar Scot’s – Free BBQ Sidetrack – Show tunes ’60s-‘80s Smart Bar – Dollar Disco – drinks $1 Spin –“Game Show Trivia” “Supersize Me” all Absolut cocktails served in pint glasses, “Meat & Buns” free hot dogs & hamburgers

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Boystown / Lakeview

3160 3160 N.Clark G&L, LM,DS Berlin 954 W. Belmont G&L, D, 4 Bobby Love’s 3729 N. Halsted G&L Buck’s Saloon 3439 N. Halsted G Cell Block 3702 N. Halsted G, LF Charlie’s 3726 N. Broadway G, D, W Circuit 2.02 3641 N. Halsted G&L, D, 4 Cocktail 3359 N. Halsted G, GB F. O’Mahony’s 3701 N. Broadway G&L, R Hydrate 3458 N. Halsted G, D, DS, 4 Kit Kat 3700 N. Halsted G&L, DS, R Little Jim’s 3501 N. Halsted G, V, 4 Lucky Horseshoe 3169 N. Halsted G, GB Manhandler 1948 N. Halsted G, W, 4 Minibar 3341 N. Halsted G, R North End 3733 N. Halsted G Roscoe’s 3356 N. Halsted G, D, V, DS Scarlet 3320 N. Halsted G Sidetrack 3349 N. Halsted G, V Smart Bar / Metro 3730 N. Clark MS, D, 4 Spin 800 W. Belmont G, D, V, DS The Closet 3325 N. Broadway G&L, V, 4

Chicago Downtown

Baton Show Lounge 436 N. Clark DS Club 720 720 N. Wells MS, D, 4 Crimson Lounge 333 N. Dearborn MS, D, R Downtown Bar & Lounge 440 N State G Excalibur/Vision 632 N. Dearborn MS, D, 4 Funky Buddha 728 W. Grand Ave. MS, D House of Blues 329 N. Dearborn MS, LM, 4 Krush/Prop House 1657 N. Elston G&L, D, 4 Juicy Fridays 2354 N. Clybourn Ave 2 Second Story Bar 157 E. Ohio G, V Sound Bar 226 W. Ontario MS, D, 4 Spy Bar 646 N. Franklin MS, D, 4 Underground 56 W. Illinois MS, D, 4 Vibe 1543 N. Kingsbury MS, D, 4

Chicago Northside

The Anvil 1137 W. Granville G, V @mosphere 5355 N. Clark G&L, V, GB Big Chicks 5024 N. Sheridan G&L, D, R

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Chicago Southside

312.644.5269 312.787.8720 312.923.2473 312.464.1400 312.266.1944 312.666.1695 312.923.2000 773.486.2390 773.383.5518 312.923.9536 312.787-4480 312.587.8779 312.644.7600 312.266.1900

Club Escape 1530 E. 75th G&L, D Escapades 6301 S. Harlem G&L, D, V, 4 Inn Exile 5758 W. 65th G&L, D, V Jeffrey Pub 7041 S. Jeffrey G&L, D, V, 4

Chicago Suburbs

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773.667.6454 773.229.0886 773.582.3510 773.363.8555

Hideaway 7301 W. Roosevelt Forest Park G, D, V, DS, GB Club Krave 13126 S. Western Blue Island G&L, D, V, DS, GB, 4 Hunters 1932 E. Higgins Elk Grove Village G, D, V, GB, 4 Mission 209 E. Chicago Downtown Elgin G&L, D, V Encompass 24215 Rush St. Lake Station, IN G&L, D, R, DS Velvet Rope 728 Lake St Oak Park G&L, D, V, R

Adult Entertainment

G------------------------------------------------------------------Gay Male L---------------------------------------------------------------------Lesbian G&L-------------------------------------------------Gay Male & Lesbian D-------------------------------------------------------------------Dancing V-----------------------------------------------------------------------Video GB-------------------------------------------------------------Go Go Boys DS--------------------------------------------------------------Drag Show R--------------------------------------------------------Restaurant, Food

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The Call 1547 W Bryn Mawr G&L, D, DS, V, LM 773.334.2525 Crew 4804 N. Broadway G&L, V, R 773.784.2739 Davenport’s 1383 N. Milwaukee G&L, LM 773.278.1830 Debonair Social Club 1575 N. MilwaukeeAve. MS, D 773.227.7990 Fat Cat 4849 N. Broadway MS, R 773.506.3100 Green Dolphin St. 2200 N. Ashland G&L, D, LM, 4 773.395.0066 Green Mill 4802 N. Broadway MS, LM, 4 773.878.5552 In Fine Spirits 5420 N Clark MS, R 773.334.9463 Jackhammer 6406 N. Clark G, D, V, GB, LM, 4 773.743.5772 Joi de Vine 1744 W. Balmoral L, R 773.989.6846 Kinetic Playground 1113 W. LawrenceMS, D, LM, 4 773.769.5483 Marty’s 1511 W. Balmoral G&L 773.561.6425 Mary’sAttic 5400 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Parlour On Clark 6341 N. Clark 773.564.9274 Mary’s RecRoom 5402 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Scot’s 1829 W. Montrose G&L 773.528.3253 SoFo Bar 4923 N. Clark G 773.784.7636 T’s 5025 N. Clark G&L, R 773.784.6000 The Glenwood 6962 N Glenwood G 773.764.7363 Touché 6412 N. Clark G, V, LF, 4 773.465.7400

Banana Video 4923 N. Clark G, BK Bijou Theater 1349 N. Wells G, GB, BK Man’s Country 5017 N. Clark G, GB, BH Steamworks 3246 N. Halsted G, BH, FC The Ram 35111/2 N. Halsted G, BK, D

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773.561.8322 312.943.5397 773.878.2069 773.929.6080 773.525.9528

4-------------------------------------------------------------Open til 4am MS--------------------------------------------------------Mostly Straight LF---------------------------------------------------------Leather / Fetish W-------------------------------------------------------------------Western LM--------------------------------------------------Live Music / Cabaret BH--------------------------------------------------------------Bath House BK----------------------------------Adult Book, Booth & Video Store FC-------------------------------------------------------------Fitness Club