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ISSUE 19.11

COSTUME SUGGESTIONS • CONTEST TIPS HALLOWEEN COSTUME QUIZ

Halloween. For our community it’s like Mardi Gras and Christmas all rolled into one. In fact, it’s so important that we devote two issue to it. In this issue we focus a little bit more about the preparations necessary to explode in fabulosity at the various events going on around town. Since Halloween falls on a Monday this year that means a fourday weekend of posing, partying and partaking of cocktails.

To that end, we offer some help in planning your costume. In addition to some helpful hints on how to win a costume contest (other than by sleeping with the judges), there’s also a quiz that will help you figure just what costume best suits your personality. Once you’ve done all that, take a look at the article offering Halloween costume suggestions that we’ve imaginatively titled “Halloween Costume Suggestions”.

It always amazes me how little planning some of the bars and clubs have in place when October rolls around. It’s been my experience that if I call them in the beginning of the month they haven’t even thought of it. The fact that our community always features the best Halloween costumes and parties just supports my theory that we are a superior species. I promise that in our next issue we’ll have the lowdown on all the various parties and Halloween related events. We’ll also be providing all the info on the Mr. International Rubber contest being held that same weekend.

Rounding out this issue is news of two films that fit right in with the season. Gregg Shapiro reviews a pair of DVD releases just right for the season. Check out his review of a documentary on schlock-horror master William Castle and the creepy film Insidious which was overlooked at the box office. And of course, Ace Magyar dishes out a reality check and some good advice.

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Many people put off thinking about a Halloween costume until they realize that the party they’re going to is that night and they haven’t a thing to wear. I have a friend who has a T-shirt that says “This IS my fucking Halloween costume” that he hauls out every year. If you find yourself in the same situation, here are some last minute suggestions that you can put together with things you probably have around the house.

Santa on Vacation: wear, an XL Hawaiian shirt stuffed with a pillow. Add sunglasses, shorts, and sandals and carry a tropical drink with an umbrella.

Pop on a Santa wig, beard and hat and you’re all set. If you’re a bear, you may not even need to stuff the shirt or add the beard.

Dizzy Queen: buy some metallic wire garland with little gold and silver stars all over it, and circle a few loops of it around your head, add a few small stuffed birds.

Titanic Non-Survivor wear an old dress or suit, slash it with a scissor, and put the words “Titanic” on a life vest or life preserver. Dust your clothes and hair with white sparkling powder, put pale make-up on your skin and use blue lipstick (or make some with blue eye-shadow and Vaseline). If you’ve got some fake icicles from last Christmas attach to your costume.

Alan from “The Hangover”: wear white jeans, a graphic T., oversized tinted aviator glasses, man bag and a baby sling with a doll. For a group costume go as the entire cast; Stu wears khaki pants, a polo shirt, glasses and has a black out a tooth, Phil wears a wrinkled, un-tucked dress shirt, dress pants, a 5-o’clock shadow, sunglasses and claw marks on his neck, Doug wears a wrinkled suit, imitate a terrible sunburn by using lots of blush.

Dysfunctional Beauty Queen: hit thrift stores for an old tacky bridesmaid (is that redundant?) dress. Using wide ribbon and a marker make a sash that says “Miss Demeanor”. Expand the idea to a group costume by having the entire pageant;, “Miss Understood”, “Miss Conduct,” “Miss Communication,” “Miss Behaving,” “Miss Adventure,” “Miss Conceived,” “Miss Calculate,” “Miss Judged,” “Miss Directed,” etc.

MasterCard Ad: wear whatever clothing you choose.

Attach price tags that read, “Shirt: $30, Jeans: $50, Shoes: $70, etc. On your back place a sign that reads “Halloween costume with minimal effort: Priceless”

Progressive Insurance’s Flo: a white polo shirt (and boobs if you’re a guy), white apron, name tag and a headband.

50 Cent: If you’re daring enough, no shirt (or maybe even just a swim suit) Use spirit gum to attach two quarters to your nipples.

Almost naked: if you’ve got the body and are daring enough you hardly need a costume.

Wear a pair of Speedos, swim goggles on your head, hang some medals around your neck, carry a doobie and you’re Olympic athlete Michael Phelps. Put on a pair of Speedos, a bow tie and cuffs and you’re a Chippendale dancer.

If you’ve got a great body and are willing to go nearly naked, does it really matter what you wear? You’re already a winner. boi

There’s no debate about the fact that Halloween is our community’s top holiday. There are theories that it harkens back to the pre-Stonewall days when it was the one day a year you wouldn’t get arrested for cross-dressing or that it is a remnant from the Native American berdache, cross dressing shaman.

Hell, I think it’s just because we love costumes and fabulosity. One look at the annual Halsted Street Halloween parade and you can tell who’s gay and who’s not just by their attire. The GLBT folks are all in costumes that are more creative, witty and outrageous. Halloween is the time to let loose of your inhibitions and express yourself. So what makes for a good costume and will win you those awards at the Halloween costume contests?

A good costume is well executed, timely and delivers its message without explanation. If you have to tell people what or who you are, you’re already out of the running. Some costumes are timeless, they evoke images in the public conscience (Tippi Hedren from “The Birds”) while others in the same vein are just tired (Really? Dorothy and her friends from Oz, again?). Timeliness is essential; last year’s Octomom just won’t cut it, while Charlie Sheen, if well done, will be hysterical. If a costume is not well made and falls apart half-way through the parade, you’re not going to take home the prize.

What else makes for a good costume? Functionality is key. When you design your costume think about such mundane concerns as the ability to access your wallet, hold a drink or have a conversation. Most importantly, wear something that allows you to move unencumbered. You can’t win the contest or enjoy the fun if you can’t move throughout the bar or walk the parade.

With the basics settled it’s time to discuss what costumes will be hot this year. For one clue, look to the movies and television; Captain America, Thor, Jack Sparrow from “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “True Blood” and “Glee” are obvious choices, but dig a little deeper and you’ll come up with something unique.

How about Bruno from “Dancing With the Stars” or Alpanah Singh from “Check, Please!”

Film and television are great sources for group and couple costumes. One of my favorite costumes was in the ‘‘80s. There was a commercial for a shoe where women were playing basketball in heels. The tag line

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was “Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.” A group of guys wore basketball outfits, wig and pumps.

Everyone got it immediately and you didn’t see that costume anywhere else. Originality is the key, whether a group, couple or single.

I can guarantee you that you’re going to see the following costumes over and over again this Halloween; Lady Gaga, Snooki and anyone else from “Jersey Shore”, Lindsey Lohan and a Real Housewife.

I have two words for you Bor-Ring! If you can find a ready-made costume, I can guarantee, you won’t win a contest.

You can make your own costume for cheap by using items you probably already have around the house.

In fact, a homemade Halloween costume not only helps you pinch pennies, but it ensures that your look will be totally unique and truly memorable! Making your own costume doesn’t require a lot of time or craftsmanship, just creativity. It’s not necessary to drag out the sewing machine, or even needle and thread. Fabric glue works wonders, as does duct tape Target carries it in a variety of colors and patterns.

The costume doesn’t have to last you a lifetime, it just needs to make it through a week or a party. Better to not spend a lot of time and money and come up with a new costume every year. We all know that person who spent a fortune on a costume and wears it every year.

Reuse, Recycle and Re-purpose are the key words when making your costume. You may have an idea of what you want when you hit a thrift store, but be open to inspiration from what you see around you.

I have a friend that happened to find a collection of butt-ugly cube-shaped pillows. He cut holes on the middle lined them up on his body and went as a shish-ka-bob.

Another key to doing well in a costume contest is to work things to your advantage. If the winner will be decided by applause from the crowd, use the time before the contest to chat people up. If there’s a panel of judges, try not to be one of the first contestants. Judges tend to score earlier contestants lower so that they can give higher scores when they see better costumes later. Finally, the key to winning any costume contest is attitude. Stay friendly, keep in character, model the costume proudly and wow the judges and/or audience with your creativity.

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Take our quiz to find out what costume best represents your Halloween personality.

What do you like most about Halloween?

(1 point) Nothing (2 points) The parties (3 points) The free candy (4 points) Seeing lots of hot guys

How would you describe your style?

(1 point) Simple but chic (2 points) Trendy (3 points) Unique (4 points) Very casual-clothing optional

Which of these parties are you more likely to attend?

(1 point) Cocktail party (2 points) Haunted house party (3 points) Masquerade ball (4 points) Nudist gathering

If you’re baking and don’t have an ingredient you need, you: (1 point) Go buy it (2 points) Make something else (3 points) Borrow from a friend (4 points) What is baking?

Which of these movies do you prefer?

(1 point) Gone with the Wind (2 points) Slumdog Millionaire (3 points) Cabaret (4 points) Boys Gone Wild

SCORES Score: 7-10 Best Costume For You:

Something that’s comfortable, sensible and safe; Don Draper from “Mad Men”, or if you’re feeling really wild, Mr. Howell from “Gilligan’s Island”.

Score: 11-15 Best costume For You:

Any kind of group costume, the larger the betterperhaps a box of crayons or, if you’re in a daring mood, a group of “sister wives”.

Score: 16-22 Best Costume For You: Anything with lots of feathers and spangles.

Maybe something a little “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” or a riff on that; “Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert”. As long as it requires heels and a wig, you’re happy.

Score: 23-28 Best Costume For You:

What are you doing this weekend?

Something that shows off as much of your body as possible and requires body glitter. Avatar, an Oscar, Tarzan, whatever. It doesn’t matter what the temperature is outside, because you’ll be hot.

Now add up your score. Answers are in the next column.

If all else fails, cut a hole in the bottom of a garbage bag and go as a cubs fan during a rainy day game.

What’s a costume must-have?

(1 point) Comfort (2 points) Props (3 points) Matching shoes (4 points) Easy access

(1 point) Running errands and scrap-booking (2 points) Going out with friends (3 points) Shopping (4 points) More like “Who am I doing?”

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AMERICAN___________

Ann Sather 929 W. Belmont 773.348.2378.

5207 N Clark 773.271.6627 & 3411 N Broadway 773.305.0024. These bustling hot spots, serving traditional Swedish pancake house fare, are best known for hearty daytime offerings and their delish cinnamon rolls.

Chicago Diner 3411 N. Halsted 773.935.6696

This world famous vegetarian restaurant offers vegan and organic offerings using the protein-based meat substitute seitan. Organic beers, wine, and spirits are also available.

Cocktail 3359 N. Halsted 773.477.1420. The

kitchen at this popular bar serves up better and fancier food than it needs to. The menu ranges from gourmet salads and sandwiches to comfort food and fabulous brunch dishes. During the summer the outdoor dining space is lush and verdant.

Hamburger Mary’s 5400 N. Clark 773.784.6969.

“Eat, Drink and be... MARY” at this fun and popular Andersonville restaurant which features a wide array of burgers and sandwiches, along with an interesting selection of tasty appetizers. Wash it all down with one of Mary’s home-brewed ales.

Horizon Café 3805 N. Broadway 773.883.1565.

This long-time popular Lakeview family restaurant serves up big portions of creative homestyle dishes as well as healthy fare (broth-based soups and whole wheat tortilla wraps) and at affordable prices.

Breakfast served all day long. Delivery available.

IHOP 3760 N. Halsted 773.296.0048. More than a

pancake house, this 24-hour Boystown institution serves up affordably priced appetizers, sandwiches, and entrees that are sure to satisfy varying after-bar wants and needs.

Kit Kat Lounge 3700 N. Halsted 773.525.1111.

just a sports bar, the menu includes a variety of hamburgers, sandwiches, salads and comfort food.

Providing the best of diva entertainment along with a full dinner menu, they offer ½-price cocktails and Buy 1 Get 1 Free Entree on Wednesdays.. On Monday nights get 50% off your entire bill.

Deluxe Diner 6349 N. Clark 773.743.8244.

M. Henry 5707 N. Clark 773.561.1600. This popular

Crew 4804 N. Broadway 773.784.2739. More than

Conveniently located near Rogers Park’s gay triangle, the diner’s “open 24 hours on weekends” status is perfect after a night of dancing and partying.

Featured menu items include breakfast skillets that are served anytime.

F.O’Mahony’s 3701 N. Broadway 773.549-0097

An Irish-named pub and grill, but mostly it’s a neighborhood hangout where you can order food to go along with your beer (or cosmo). While not prticularly exotic, the menu features such faves as hot wings, sliders and pizza served till the wee hours.

Sundays $20 mimosa brunch is popular, get there early, this place fills up fast.

Golden Nugget Family Restaurants

2720 N. Clark 773.929.0724. 2406 W. Diversey 773.252.8903. 1765 W. Lawrence 773.769.6700.

These places are a great place for after bar dining as they are all open 24-7, and all have free parking.

The large menu is sure to please. Everything is housemade, known for fluffy buttermilk pancakes, but dinners are hearty as well.

Andersonville outpost serves breakfast and lunch daily and features creative fare such as pancakes with warm blackberries and vanilla mascarpone cream.

Additionally there are many vegetarian dishes.

DS Tequila 3352 N. Halsted 773.697.9127. An

Americanized sporty joint that features tequila & tacos.

Nookies Tree 3334 N. Halsted 773.248.9888. A

regular haunt for the locals of Boystown and popular with hangover recoverers, the diner serves made-toorder omelets, pancakes, waffles and other brunch fare all day. And it’s open 24 hours on weekends.

Melrose 3233 N Broadway 773.327.2060. This

Lakeview institution has been catering to the afterbar crowds for decades, serving breakfast anytime along with typical diner fare. Open 24 hours

Stella’s Diner 3042 N. Broadway 773.472.9040.

Friendly staff serve up delicious diner fare, such as; fresh salads, a large selection of wraps, sandwiches, hearty entrees, pastas, and homemade deserts

Halsted’s Bar & Grill 3441 N. Halsted 773.348.9696 Tweet 5020 N. Sheridan 773.728.5576. An Uptown This Boystown eatery serves up a wide array of tasty appetizers, burgers, sandwiches, and popular comfort food items at very reasonable prices in a fun and inviting atmosphere. Beers on tap are aplenty and the weekend brunch draws an attractive crowd.

fave, serving breakfast and lunch only, uses organic ingredients when possible to create brunch items such as buckwheat pancakes, Danish beignets, Belgian waffles, and an impressive assortment of breakfast burritos and egg Benedict dishes.

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Wilde Bar & Restaurant 3130 N. Broadway

773.244.0404. This cozy upscale Irish pub offers a laid back and warm atmosphere and a wide ranging menu that is sure to please. Expect updated versions of pub favorites such as chicken pot pie, meatloaf, fish & chips, burgers and salads.

ASIAN__________________

Jitlada Thai House 3715 N. Halsted

773.388.9988. This quaint family-owned eatery features Asian favorites such as pad Thai, pineapple fried rice, crab rangoon, pot stickers, tempura and nine spice curry items. Delivery available.

Pingpong 3322 N. Broadway 773.281.7575.

This popular Lakeview restaurant features highquality Pan-Asian cuisine in a hip and modern atmosphere as well as top-notch people-watching both those in and walking by the restaurant.

Delivery available.

Young’s Chinese 3949 N. Ashland

773.248.7998. This well-regarded outpost has earned a stellar reputation for great tasting food and delivery so quick you’ll swear there must be a wok in the car.

ITALIAN_________________

Anna Maria Pasteria 4400 N. Clark

773.506.2662. Owned by sisters who hail from the Basilicata region of southern Italy, this neighborhood gem creates homemade modern and traditional Italian dishes that are authentic, delicious & inexpensive.

Angelina Ristorante 3561 N. Broadway

773.935.5933. Hosting the coolest and hippest Sunday brunch crowd in Lakeview, the menu includes Eggs Benedict, fritattas, Croque Monsieur and mufaletta sandwiches, almond-crusted stuffed French toast, and the free flow of Champagne mimosas. Brunch here is loud, raucous and FUN! Great for dinner, as well.

Panino’s Pizzeria 3702 N. Broadway

773.472.6200. Panino’s has established itself as a Boystown favorite with its varied menu selections, including gyros and burgers, pasta entrees, and of course pizza. Delivery available.

Taverna 750 750 W. Cornelia Ave 773.248.8333.

This restaurant, formerly known as Cornelia’s is the latest trendy Italian restaurant in the neighborhood. New owners, new looks and a new menu is sure to make this a new hot spot.

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MEDITERRANEAN____

Andies 1467 W. Montrose 773.348.0654. 5253 N

Clark 773.784.8616. Specializing in Mediterranean and vegetarian cuisine, specialties of the house include steak kabobs, gyros, and poultry dishes such as Greek Chicken and Lebanese Style Chicken Kefta Kabob. And as befits the cuisine, desserts include a very tasty baklava. The Sunday buffet brunch is extravagant and reasonably priced.

Sayat Nova 157 E. Ohio 312.644.9159. Classic

Mediterranean-American fare served in comfortable surroundings Every Thursday night things get extra gay for the “Boystown in Downtown” party.

MEXICAN/LATIN__________

Cesar’s 2924 N. Broadway 773.296.9097. 3166 N Clark | 773.248.2835 This family-owned operation offers an enticing menu full of delicious Mexican recipes, popular house specialties, irresistible desserts, and their signature “Killer Margaritas.”

El Nuevo Mexicano 2914 N. Clark 773.528.2131.

Cozy dining room along with authentic Mexican cuisine makes this a great place for delicious dining.

Open for lunch & dinner, great patio for summer outdoor dining. Delivery available too!

Estrella Negra 2346 W. Fullerton 773.227.5993.

If Ed Hardy had a taco joint, this might be it for flair.

A skull-licious themed dining experience. Sure, you can get tacos, empanadas and burritos, but they are all of the gormet caliber. Owner Oto is the Chef and puts his own creative twist on everything. It’s BYOB.

Fiesta Mexicana 2423 N. Lincoln Ave 773.348.4144 (2nd Location) 4806 N. Broadway 773.769.4244.

Traditional favorites along with great ambiance. Nice place to bring your family, friends or bring a date to.

The Lincoln location has daily specials & live music.

Mayan Palace 2703 N. Halsted 773.935.4200

Known to be one of the very best Mexican restaurants in the city, the focus is on using fresh, high-quality ingredients for its “south of the border” cuisine. Portions are generous and the cool Margaritas dubbed “The World’s Best!”

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Hello BOI readers, my name is Daniel. I was born and raised in the midwest. I just turned 21 in June. Currently I live with a roomate about 20 miles outside of Chicago, in a town called Rosmont. I like living here becaue it is close to everything.. the city, the burbs, the airport, All State Arena and even close to the new Rivers Casino, for when mom comes to visit.

Yes I am single, and no I’m not looking for romance.. at least not at this point in my life. I can’t understand what’s the big hurry for some of my younger friends, who rush to find someone to settle down with. It almost never works. People change too much in the earlier party of their life, and as people get older, they don’t usually have the same friends they had when they were younger.. Why is that? Because people change, they change their tastes and as they get older they find out what they really like and want. I think people don’t realize they have the rest of their lives to meet their soul mate, so they settle for the first thing that comes their way.

What do I like to do besides surf the internet? Glad you asked. I like to basket weave and make bread in my spare time..

JK (just kidding for those who are not text savy).. No, actually I like everything to do with fashions. BTW, did I mention that Rosemont is close to the Woodfield Mall??

I like to spend the day there. Just drop me off and pick me up about 5 hours later....

Walking the mall is not only good exercise, but it is great for people watching. So there are my hobbies, shopping, walking and people watching. Oh ya, I like Project Runway, What Not To Wear and Joan Rivers’ Fashion Police.

Right now I’m attending bartending school. I thought what better way to show off all my clothes and accessories from the may mall trips, than from behind the bar - lol. My family thinks I’m crazy to want to be a bartender, but I keep telling them “who says I’m gonna be a bartender for the rest of my life”, who knows where it may lead to. I think it will be a lot of fun.

Especially if I get a job at Spin, Sidetrack or maybe even Hydrate and Elixir. I have to graduate first and then I’ll think about that once I get my certificate.

Who knew there were so many types of drinks? Not me, cuz everyone always drinks Jager Bombs and Vodka Red Bull..

It’s like only using one crayon in the box!

Hopefully I will see you soon at a local watering hole... until then, bottoms up! boi 21

Oh, the horror!

By Gregg Shapiro

(death and illness effecting many involved with the project) that followed took its toll on him.

“Spine Tingler!: The William Castle Story” Jeffrey Schwarz’s respectful 2007 doc about showman and schlock/horror-master William Castle, has arrived on DVD. Featuring marvelous vintage film footage and informative interviews with renaissance man John Waters, filmmakers Jon Landis and Joe Dante, film critic Leonard Maltin, and Castle himself, among others.“Spine Tingler!” is a frightfully fitting tribute. Often described as the poor man’s, Alfred Hitchcock, Castle had chutzpah and liked to create controversy and manipulate the press.

And so began his downhill slide, which included 1974’s “Shanks” starring mime Marcel Marceau in a speaking role, no less. Toward the end of his life, Castle enjoyed a career as a bit actor in big films such as “Shampoo” and “Day of the Locust,” but his health was failing and he died in 1977.

The DVD of “Spine Tingler!” includes more than five hours of bonus material.

He loved all aspects of filmmaking, getting his film start in the B-movie circuit, but his big break occurred when her worked with Orson Welles on 1947’s “The Lady From Shanghai.”

During the 1950s, Castle made westerns, melodramas, sword and sandal pix. However, his creative turning point took place after seeing the 1955 French thriller “Diabolique,” which inspired him to direct horror films. In 1958, he shot “Macabre” in one week. Not only did he pioneer exploitation films, but he set a new standard when his film, which cost $100k to make earned $2 million at the box office.

Always looking for a gimmick, he came up with Emergo in 1959’s “House On Haunted Hill,” which starred Vincent Price. Followed by “The Tingler,” also in 1959 and also with Price, which featured “Percepto” a gimmick utilizing a small electric shock. 13 Ghosts, featuring Illusiono followed in 1960, with “Homicidal” and its money-back guarantee and tranny killer in 1961. The gimmick in 1964’s “Strait-Jacket” was none other than Joan Crawford starring as an ax-wielding murderer.

One of Castle’s biggest projects was producing “Rosemary’s Baby” at Paramount. With Roman Polanski directing, the film allowed Castle to move into the big leagues, becoming an A-list producer. But the “Rosemary’s Baby” curse 22 boi

“Insidious” is a throwback to classic ‘70s horror pix such as “The Exorcist,” and Burnt Offerings”.

Patrick Wilson stars as teacher Josh, his wife Renai (Rose Byrne) is a music therapist and songwriter. Josh and Renai have two school-age sons and a baby daughter.

As the family unpacks and settles into their new home, a serious unusual events begin to take place, culminating in son Dalton falling off a ladder, hitting his head on attic floor and slipping into a coma. Three months later Dalton is still comatose and more bizarre occurrences are taking place, including bloody handprints on bed sheets, strange voices and sounds emanating from the baby monitor and men appearing on the front porch and in various rooms of the house.

The next thing you know, the family has relocated and Josh’s mother Lorraine (Barbara Hershey) is helping Renai unpack boxes. And wouldn’t you know it, some of the things that happened in the other house are happening again in the new house. Turns out, it wasn’t the house that was haunted. It’s Dalton!

Lorraine arranges for her psychic friend Elise to pay a visit, get a reading on the situation and help the family. Elise’s arrival is also a chance for Josh to learn more about himself than he ever knew, including his childhood ability to astral project, a trait that Dalton inherited from him. In order to save Dalton from the demons after his soul, Josh must join Dalton in that other world, risking both his and Dalton’s lives. Scary stuff!

by Harry Taint Hot Dish Sad news, Gay Chicago News (formerly Gay Chicago Magazine) announced last week that it will cease publication of its print newspaper.

It will continue to produce an online news and entertainment. It was one of the earliest and longest running GLBT publications in the world….If it’s Fall that must mean that the folks at Cram will be putting together one of its fabulous showcase parties. The Showcase on Oct. 20 will feature hot models, hot music and cold cocktails along with a fashion show.

Forget “Project Runway” this will be “Project Funway”!... Neo, debuts “Electro Fixx” featuring Pete Augusta & AJ Dubbz on Friday, Oct. 14.

The event will feature a night of cutting edge electro house, dubstep, and dark n’ dirty beats.

Spooky Stuff Circuit Mom Productions’ final party in its Revolution series, “ZOMBIE REVOLUTION” will held on Saturday, Oct. 29 at HOB. A portion of each ticket sale goes to The StandUP Foundation, which works to stop the bullying of LGBT kids among others…Stonewall Inn goes all “Macabreville” on your ass on Saturday, Oct. 29 with guest star Zander Mander…Need a costume for the weekend? Head over to The Baton’s Halloween rummage sale Monday, Oct. 10. You may not fit in any of Mimi or Chilli’s old gowns, but you can use one of Ginger Grant’s frock for an entire group…The folks at Gorilla Tango Theatre (1919 N. Milwaukee) always come up with a kick-ass Halloween show and this year is no exception. “The Girl With The Drag Queen Tattoo” opens Friday, Oct. 21. The new gay comedy is from Salsation Theater Company and Wig Bullies Productions (the same twisted folks behind last fall’s” It Takes a Village, People!”)…Our editor Rick Karlin will be performing at “Night of 100 Drag Queens” at Sidetrack under nom de drag, Charity Case.

Halsted and Beyond If it’s the first Friday of the month you know that means two things; a power cocktail hour at Sidetrack to benefit Equality IL and Spin’s super sexy shower contest. How convenient that they’re on the same night and scheduled with enough time to have a nice leisurely dinner in between… Speaking of Sidetrack, pretty cool that it was name-checked in the 24 boi

season premiere of “The Good Wife”. Of course, referring to it as “a little leathery” was off the mark.

Maybe they’ll screen that scene on Oct. 11 for Sidetrack’s “Queer Vision” videofest...Club Krave is holding a benefit on Saturday, Oct. 8, as Sylvester Smooth presents Natasha Roberts, Diesel Tanks, Colleen Stewart and Serina Devine perform and the more of the $4 Long Islands and Blue Islands you drink the better they look…If you’d rather stay in town, head to Downtown Bar and Lounge on Saturday, Oct. 8 for some great drink specials and an awesome crowd that “rocks karaoke til it’s broke”… There’s some very queer comedy in Mary’s Attic on Sunday, Oct. 9, as the first of a series of monthly GLBT comedy revues kicks off with Cameron Esposito, Bradley (Yummy) Thomas, and Meg O’Rourke, hosted by Sissy Van Dyke. ..I’ve got a nerdy cousin who’s into Dungeons and Dragons so I suggested he check out “Dungeon Master Night” at Touch on Saturday, Oct. 8 Touche.

Then I found out that it’s not about the popular role playing game (well, at least not that kind of role playing), it’s an S&M demo in the club room at midnight. Ooops!...Speaking of up north, Parlour has moved it popular “Northern Lights” dance party to the last Saturday. This month that means it coincides with Halloween and so it will feature sexy freaky Gothic Go-Go dancers.

Happy GLBT History Month!

Now, where’s my effin’ cupcake. Yes, October is National GLBT History month and National Coming Out Day is Oct. 11. So tell someone (who doesn’t already know) that you’re gay. To get your gay history straight check out lgbtHistoryMonth. com…In celebration of GLBT History Month, DePaul will hold its 10th “Annual Coming Out Ball” on Friday, Oct. 7 at 78 E. Washington. The Coming Out Ball benefit and celebration provides a safe, and uplifting space for LGBT students and their allies. Doors open at 7:30, performances start at 8. I had a coming out ball once, but then I got underwear with better elastic.

Lots of Luscious Lesbians Women & Children First will host Jane (Sue Sylvester) Lynch on Sunday, Oct. 9. Jane will be talking about and autographing her candid, heartfelt, and often funny memoir, “Happy Accidents” at a special ticketed event; call or go to the store to pre-pay for the book. Only ticketed customers will be admitted…If you’re feeling especially in tune with your inner lesbian make certain to head over to Foster Beach for the “Full Moon Fire and Drum Jam” on Tuesday, Oct. 11.

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by Ace Magyar

Frustrated on Paulina

My boyfriend is a pig. When we were dating we always slept over at my place, so I never saw how messy he was until we moved in together.

He leaves his shoes, underwear, dirty plates and whatever else he uses all around the apartment.

I’ve tried telling him how much messiness bothers me. He says that it doesn’t bother him and if it bothers me to clean it up. I don’t want to clean up after him, how can I make him change?

Dear F.O.P.,

You probably can’t. All you can do is try to negotiate where he can be messy and where he can’t. Pick one room that you would like to be mess free and ask him to keep that area neat. If that works, try adding another room. Most likely he will continue to leave things strewn about. He did give you permission to clean up after him, which opens the door for you to take some “tough love” techniques. When you find his things left on the floor or whatever, pick them up and throw them out. Don’t put them aside, don’t save them for him. Throw them in the trash immediately, no matter how valuable. If he asks about them, you can reply, “Since they were on the floor, I thought that they were garbage, so I threw them out.” After he finds some of his things missing he may start to clean up after himself. If not you have three options; learn to live with the mess, break up with him or hire a maid.

Bewildered Living on Broadway

When my girlfriend and I got together about five years ago, I looked good. I was a size six.

I’ve always been pretty athletic and never had to worry about my weight. I ran five miles a day and did strength training at the gym four times a week. My girlfriend is a bit heavier, not fat, but solid. I stopped going to the gym so that we could spend more time together. About a year ago, I broke my foot and had to stop running, and now, even though my foot is healed I haven’t started running. I’ve gained about 80 pounds and don’t seem to have the drive to get back into shape. All the activities I used to do are too difficult now. It seems hopeless.

Dear B.L.O.B.,

While being overweight is not, in itself, a psychological condition, being unhappy with the way you look is. If you do want to lose weight, set some reasonable goals. Thinking about having to lose 80 pounds is daunting. Set a series of short term goals. Aim for 10 pounds, then another 10. If you get discouraged when you only lose a pound or so in a week, keep in mind that you didn’t gain those 80 pounds overnight and you won’t lose them that way either. One trick that may help you is to ask friends to save margarine containers for you. Fill them with dried beans, and when you feel defeated because you only lost a pound lift two of those containers and feel how much one pound is.

Stack the containers to keep track of your weight and you’ll have a visual image that can help you toward your goal.

There is no secret to weight loss, all successful programs use the same technique, expend more calories and take less in. The way to expend calories is through exercise. Of course you can’t run five miles anymore, but that doesn’t mean you never will. Again, set manageable goals; start with a walk around the block each day. After a week make it two blocks, then three. Set aside a period of time that you devote to exercise. Even if you don’t feel like exercising don’t use that time for anything else. If you choose not to exercise during that time, force yourself to stand. Sign up for a beginner’s yoga class, it will help you become more limber and work at your own pace, if a pose seems too difficult, modify it and try it again next time. Promise yourself that you will go to the class even when you don’t feel like it. Even if you don’t work out during the class go, you need to get back in the habit of putting aside some time for exercise. See if you can get your girlfriend to join the class with you. You may not get back to a size six or you may. The important thing is to make time for you.

Ace Magyar has a BA in communications, a MA in sex therapy and a PhD in zoology. He is a registered couple’s counselor specializing in the GLBT community. Send your questions to boieditorial@aol.com.

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Boystown / Lakeview

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Chicago Southside

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Chicago Suburbs

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