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BOI’S LIFE My name is Rick and I’m a shopaholic. It’s been 48 hours since my last purchase and I’m jonesing for a fix. As addictions go, I keep mine under control. I never buy anything I won’t use, but my closet has turned from a walk-in to a reach-in. My husband says that the only reason I do drag is to justify my purchases in the women’s department. You mean everybody doesn’t have a size 18 leopard print evening gown with matching stilettos in their closet? With the first of two issues focused on holiday shopping (Hey, Hanukkah is early this year) we take a look at the etiquette of regifting (you know you’ve all done it). We also offer up some gift suggestions for all the folks on your list from your teen niece to the drag queen next door. Our pop culture diva, Gregg Shapiro, takes a look at DVD collections featuring entire seasons of some of your favorite television shows, from Glee to Mary Tyler Moore. Elsewhere in the issue, I give you a peek inside my recipe box and share a few of my favorite holiday dishes. My mother’s sweet potato dish gets raves from everyone who tries it, and you won’t believe her secret ingredient. Finally, for those who don’t cook, our holiday dining guide offers suggestions for places around town where you can dine in comfort and let someone else worry about the cooking and cleaning. Now that’s something to be thankful for. Enjoy your holiday and remember to take a brisk walk after your Thanksgiving feast or the tryptophan will put you in that post-meal coma. Rick Karlin

3708 N. Halsted St. Chicago, IL 60613 773.975.0264 boieditorial@aol.com

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t’s holiday shopping season. It used to be that folks fell into one of two categories when it came to holiday shopping. They either loved it or hated it. Now there’s the third category, those that shop on the Internet. I’ve always been among those that enjoy perusing items in the store, finding just the right present for someone. However, when the weather is lousy or I just can’t deal with the crowds, I’m not opposed to web browsing. While it may lack that tactile sensation I get from feeling fabrics, the flip side is that I don’t have to cart the crap around and, in many cases, I don’t have to pay sales tax. In Chicago that’s a significant chunk of change. Whether you choose to hit the pavement or the keyboard here are some suggestions for gifts your loved ones will cherish.

melds lighting technology with nostalgic presentation to create a sleek clock. $50 at the Discovery Channel store.

Sweet Treats

As A $3 Bill

You can’t go wrong with chocolate, especially if it is one of the fine selections from Kansas City chocolatier Christopher Elbow, available in prices ranging from $20-$40. The same goes for master chocolatier Gail Ambrosius, who offers two retail chocolate boxes priced at $17.50 and $35. Both are available at ENO at the InterContinental Chicago. Kids’ Stuff Remember Simon, that blinking disc memory game from when you were a kid? It’s been reinterpreted as Loopz, a skill and action game that replaces the disc with a stand featuring semicircular rings. $30 at Toys R Us and other retailers. Time for Teens The Time Squared alarm clock 10 boi

Whether you’re picking up something as a gift or completing a party outfit, you’re certain to find a bargain., with men’s and women’s fashions, both new and recycled, and everything in the store is priced $3.00. at The Three Dollar Store, 3635 N. Halsted. Picture Perfect Create an instant classic on any wall with Snap! Photo frames, a set of 9 instant photo-style picture frames that snap in place. Includes wall tacks. $18 at Urban Outfitters. Shake Your Groove Thing The CamelBak Groove is a water bottle that filters your tap water as you drink it. So now there’s really no excuse for buying bottled water. $35 at camelbak.com.

Lazy Boy

For the ultimate couch potato, The Clicker is a universal remote with a built-in bottle opener. It can be programmed to control up to eight items ($25, myclicker.com). Sheer Genius

Zomm is a genius invention: a small device that attaches to your keychain and uses Bluetooth technology to vibrate, flash, and sound an alarm every time you wander too far away from your phone. It also sounds alerts for incoming calls and allows you to answer your phone remotely. Hold down the center button to sound a panic alarm; continue holding and it’ll dial emergency assistance. $79.99 at zomm.com. Go Goth

Perfect for the rebellious teen on your gift list. Merkury Innovations’ skull earbuds are available in gold or silver. $9.99 at merkuryinnovations.com.

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Fly Coach You’ll look first class with Coach’s nylon messenger bag, which features a fabric lining, two easyaccess pockets on the outside, and places to strap down your PDA. $358 from coach.com.

Wine Packages

The “Man Snobs” by Mary Radcliff Harnetiaux.

Gaga for Gaga

Lady Gaga 7” vinyls and rare imports are perfect for the music freak on your list. Everything from import-only 7” picture vinyl discs to Japan-only releases. CDs, tour posters, books and more! Available at Borderline Music, 3333 N. Broadway.

Some wine packages make for surprisingly affordable gifts, such as “Autumn Leaves”, which features three bottles wine (a 2006 Foundry Viognier, 2007 Claar Cellars and a 2010 Innocent Bystander Pink Moscato). $40 at Eno at the InterContinental Chicago.

Send the kids out of the room, we need some grown-up time.

The Family Jewels

I Wanted Cha-Cha Heels Even Divine would have no reason to rant or destroy if she found a pair of these shoes under her tree. The Simone, a 3 1/2 inch classic dorsey pump. $ 124.99. in black or brown patent. Available from ledame.com or Transformations by Rori, and in Arlington Heights. Passing Glass Leave it to Martha Stewart to apply cocktail recipes to cocktail glasses. Sold as a set of four, they’re a good thing. $16.99 at Macy’s. 12 boi

“The Snobs” is one of a collection of a one-of-a-kind food and drink commentary available exclusively at Andersonville’s newest EcoLuxe home decor destination. This series of twelve 6” x 6” penand-ink drawings in colorful frames can be purchased individually, or as sets. Necessary exTRAVagance, 5416 North Clark Street, Chicago Web: luxehandmadehome.com Phone: 773.961.8544 Price: $50 That’s the spot”

The Cocksox® jock strap enhances your best assets and at the same time will make you feel like you are not wearing anything at all! Breathable, light and very durable, once you wear underwear with a Cocksox® pouch, you’ll never go back. $23 at Egoist Underwear, 3706 N. Halsted.

The G-Spot Teaser Pleaser is a multi-function vibrator that is certain to please. $34.95 at Cupid’s Treasures, 3519 N. Halsted.

used to think that making a Thanksgiving meal was a big deal. My mother would be running back and forth in the kitchen for days. Turns out, Mom was not very efficient in the kitchen. Preparaing a nholiday meal isn’t all that hard, all it takes is some planning. Flip ‘em the Bird Making a turkey is easier than most people think. If you can afford it buy a fresh, kosher turkey, the flavor is much better. If only a frozen turkey fits your budget, allow it to defrost 3-4 days in the refrigerator .

Trailer Trash Sweet Potatoes After tasting this dish, you’ll be a Pepper, too.

There are three secrets to a moist and flavorful turkey. Brining the turkey before roasting it assures a good moist bird to start with. The basic ratio for turkey brine is two cups of kosher salt to two gallons of liquid. Dissolve salt in two cups of hot water. Stir in remaining liquid. The remaining liquid may be water, or for more flavor, replace all or part of the water with apple, cranberry or orange juice or a combination of the three.

Peel and chop sweet potatoes into slices about half an inch thick. Place in a large saucepan and cover with Dr. Pepper. Bring to a boil and simmer for 20-30 minutes or until soft. Drain the pot, reserving the liquid. At this point you can mash the potatoes or leave them in chunks. Simmer the remaining soda and reduce until it has a syrup-like consistency. Either add it to the mashed potatoes or pour over the chunks., salt and pepper to taste. This can be done a day ahead and reheated in the oven or microwave. Before serving, sprinkle with chopped pecans.

Immerse the turkey in brine and refrigerate for at least eight hours but no longer than 24 hours.

Deconstructed Green Bean Casserole An elegant take on the classic.

Pour off the brine. Rinse the turkey well with cool tap water, and pat dry with paper towels. Tuck the wing tips behind the back. Preheat oven to 350°. Stuff the turkey cavity with 1 onion, 1 to 2 the carrots, 3 stalks of celery, 1 sprig of rosemary, and a bay leaf. Rub ½ cup of olive oil onto the turkey skin and sprinkle lightly with kosher or sea salt.

Prep 2 pounds of fresh green beans (or use one bag of Costco’s frozen haricot vert). Blanch in boiling salted water (if using frozen beans, just defrost and drain). Slice and sauté mushrooms and combine with 1-2 jars of prepared al fredo sauce. Place the green beans in a lightly buttered baking dish and top with the sauce mixture. Bake in a pre-heated 350° oven for 20-30 minutes (or microwave for 8 minutes). Top with canned fried onions and bake 10 minutes longer.

The second secret to a moist bird is to place the bird, breast-side down, on a rack in the roasting pan. Add an equal amount of the ingredients placed inside the turkey around the bottom of the roasting pan. Add 1 cup of white wine to the pan. Roast uncovered in the preheated oven. A good rule of thumb for cooking an unstuffed turkey is 20 minutes per pound, or until the internal temperature of the thigh reaches 180°. Carefully turn the turkey breast side up about 2/3 through the roasting time, and brush with additional olive oil. The final secret to a moist turkey is to tent loosely with aluminum foil after it is cooked and allowing to rest 20-30 minutes before carving. This allows the bird to reabsorb moisture released during the cooking process and you to kick back and have a cocktail. 14 boi

Corn Pudding This dish can take the place of a vegetable or stuffing. Place two boxes of cornbread mix into a large bowl. Add 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of shredded cheese (your choice, I use pepper-jack), 2 beaten eggs and a large bag of frozen corn. Mix well and place in a buttered baking dish. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes or until a knife inserted in the middle comes out clean. Round out the meal with some cranberry sauce (make your own if you like, but I’ve never found anything better than Treasure Island’s brandy pecan cranberry sauce).

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Custom House

f your idea of Thanksgiving means someone else does the cooking and clean-up, we have enough options to satisfy even the most discerning diner. Adult/kids prices are indicated when in effect.

Three-course menu available 3-8 p.m. for $65/$25 children. A children’s menu is also available for kids aged 2-12.

Aja

Four-course meal served 11 a.m.-9 p.m. $39

Ann Sather

Three-course prix fixe menu. Served noon-9 p.m. $28.95/$16.95.

A special Asian inspired $55 prix-fixe menu for groups of four or more is served from 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

David Burke’s Primehouse Dine

Belmont and Andersonville locations serve a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Belmont serves from from 11:30 a.m. until 7:00 p.m., Andersonville until 5 p.m. The cost is $18.95/$10.95.

Buffet served from 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; $32.95/$15.95.

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Brunch and dinner buffets. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. $105/$25.

A three-course meal that includes the bird and all the trimmings will be served from 3-9 p.m. for $45.

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Entourage on American Lane Four Seasons Hotel Chicago Glen Prairie

Three-course prix fixe noon-9 p.m. $25

Horizon Café 7 a.m.-7 p.m. $18.99 dine-in, $20.99

A French twist on the holiday with a three-course prix fixe meal. noon-8 p.m. $32.95/$12.95.

take-out or delivery.

C-House

Harry Caray’s (Lombard and Rosemont) Both restaurants will a buffet, $39.95? $16.95

Cafe des Architectes

Take-home dinner serving six to eight people prepared by the culinary team at Trump Hotel available for pick-up on Thanksgiving is $345.

Traditional three-course dinner with a creative twist. 4-10 p.m. $39 Unique offerings as brown butter cauliflower soup, arctic char and coconut panna cotta, 3-9 p.m. $65.

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Jake Melnick’s Corner Tap

If you like your meal with a side of half dressed men, the kitchen will be open and all bottles of wine are half off with the purchase of a food item..

All-you-can-eat 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. $22.95. Football will also be on all 17 flat screen TVs.

Chef’s Station

A $28 prix-fixe menu and a five-course tasting menu for $125 per person ($185 with wine pairings). Seatings are available from 6 to 8:30 p.m.

Prix-fixe three-course meal served 2-6:30 p.m. for $38.

Chicago Firehouse

Buffet brunch with turkey, prime rib and all the fixins, as well as breakfast foods. From 11 a.m.-7:30 pm;, $45.99/$19.99

Cite

Brunch buffet at the top of Lake Point Tower. 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; $68/$34 .

Cooper’s Hawk Winery and Restaurant

Three-course family-style dinner for $27.99/$9.99 will be available at the Orland Park and South Barrington locations.

Coco Pazzo

A four-course dinner with a Tuscan twist. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. $40

Markethouse

MCCormick & Schmick’s (Wacker Dr. location) Three-course dinner served fromnoon-8 p.m. $22.95. Palette Bistro

Three-course prix fixe menu, $32

SUgartoad (Naperville) Three-course menu served from 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. $45. Tramonto’s Steak & Seafood

Buffet $39.95/$15.95.

Viand

Three-course menu; unlimited salad buffet, choice of entree and an unlimited dessert buffet. $26.95/$7.95

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AMERICAN___________ Ann Sather 929 W. Belmont | 773.348.2378; 3416 N Southport | 773.404.4475; 5207 N Clark | 773.271.6627; 3411 N Broadway | 773.305.0024 These bustling hot spots, serving traditional Swedish pancake house fare, are best known for hearty daytime offerings and their delish cinnamon rolls. Chicago Diner 3411 N. Halsted | 773.935.6696 This world famous vegetarian restaurant offers vegan and organic offerings using the protein-based meat substitute seitan. Organic beers, wine, and spirits are also available. Crew 4804 N. Broadway | 773.784.2739 More than just a sports bar, the menu includes a variety of hamburgers, sandwiches, salads and comfort food. Deluxe Diner 6349 N Clark | 773.743.8244 Conveniently locatede near Rogers Park’s gay triangle, the diner’s “open 24 hours on weekends” status is perfect after a night of dancing and partying. Featured menu items include breakfast skillets that are served anytime. Golden Nugget Family Restaurants 2720 N. Clark | 773.929.0724, 2406 W.Diversey | 773.252.8903, 1765 W. Lawrence | 773.769.6700. Established 40+ years, these places are a great place for after bar dining as they are all open 24-7, and all have free parking. The large menu is sure to please. Everything is housemade, known for fluffy buttermilk pancakes, but dinners are hearty as well. Halsted’s Bar & Grill 3441 N Halsted | 773.348.9696 This Boystown eatery serves up a wide array of tasty appetizers, burgers, sandwiches, and popular comfort food items at very reasonable prices in a fun and inviting atmosphere. Beers on tap are aplenty and the weekend brunch draws an attractive crowd. Hamburger Mary’s 5400 N Clark | 773.784.6969 “Eat, Drink and be... MARY” at this fun and popular Andersonville restaurant which features a wide array of burgers and sandwiches, along with an interesting selection of tasty appetizers. Wash it all down with one of Mary’s home-brewed ales. Horizon Café 3805 N. Broadway | 773.883.1565 This long-time popular Lakeview family restaurant serves up big portions of creative homestyle dishes as well as healthy fare (broth-based soups and whole wheat tortilla wraps) and at affordable prices. Breakfast, including multigrain pancakes and egg white omelets, served all day long. Delivery available. 18 boi

IHOP 3760 N Halsted | 773.296.0048 More than a pancake house, this 24-hour Boystown institution serves up affordably priced appetizers, sandwiches, and entrees that are sure to satisfy varying after-bar wants and needs. Kit Kat Lounge 3700 N. Halsted | 773.525.1111 Providing the best of diva entertainment along with a full dinner menu, they offer ½-price cocktails and Buy 1 Get 1 Free Entree on Wednesdays.. On Monday nights get 50% off your entire bill. M. Henry 5707 N. Clark | 773.561.1600 This popular Andersonville outpost serves breakfast and lunch daily and features creative fare such as pancakes with warm blackberries and vanilla mascarpone cream. Additionally there are many vegetarian dishes and traditional menu items like three-cheese omelets. Minibar Café 3341 N. Halsted This attractive and sophisticated space serves gourmet bruschettas, cheeses, paninis, and entrees as well as an impressive selection of wines by the glass from around the world. The Sunday brunch is tasty and impressive. Nookies Tree 3334 N. Halsted | 773.248.9888 A regular haunt for the locals of Boystown and popular with hangover recoverers, the diner serves made-toorder omelets, pancakes, waffles and other brunch fare all day. And it’s open 24 hours on weekends. Melrose Restaurant 3233 N Broadway | 773.327.2060 This Lakeview institution has been catering to the after-bar crowds for decades, serving breakfast anytime along with typical diner fare. Open 24 hours, Queens Tavern & Bistro 750 W. Cornelia | 773.248.8333 Occupying the old Cornelia’s space, this charming new eatery is warm and inviting and features a value menu filled with both bar food and entrée items as well as daily specials. Stella’s Diner 3042 N. Broadway | 773.472,9040 Ffiendly staff serve up delicious diner fare, such as; fresh salads, a large selection of wraps, sandwiches, hearty entrees, pastas, and homemade deserts. Tweet 5020 N. Sheridan | 773.728.5576 This Uptown favorite, serving breakfast and lunch only, uses organic ingredients when possible to create brunch items such as buckwheat pancakes, Danish beignets, Belgian waffles, and an impressive assortment of breakfast burritos and egg Benedict dishes.

Wilde Bar & Restaurant 3130 N Broadway | 773.244.0404 This cozy upscale Irish pub offers a laid back and warm atmosphere and a wide ranging menu that is sure to please. Expect updated versions of pub favorites like chicken pot pie, meatloaf dinner, fish & chips, burgers and salads. ASIAN_______________ Jitlada Thai House 3715 N Halsted | 773.388.9988 This quaint family-owned eatery features Asian favorites such as pad Thai, pineapple fried rice, crab ragoon, pot stickers, tempura and nine spice curry items. Delivery available. Pingpong 3322 N. Broadway | 773.281.7575 This popular Lakeview restaurant features high-quality Pan-Asian cuisine in a hip and modern atmosphere as well as top-notch people-watching both those in the restaurant as well as any number of hotties walking by outside. Delivery available. Young’s Chinese Restaurant 3949 N Ashland | 773.248.7998 While Chinese takeout is sometimes a bad and poorly tasting stereotype, this well-regarded outpost has earned a stellar reputation for great tasting food and delivery so quick you’ll swear there must be a wok in the car. ITALIAN_____________ Anna Maria Pasteria 4400 N Clark | 773.506.2662 Owned by sisters who hail from the Basilicata region of southern Italy, this neighborhood gem creates homemade modern and traditional Italian dishes that are authentic, delicious, and best of all: inexpensive. Angelina Ristorante 3561 N Broadway | 773.935.5933 Hosting the coolest and hippest Sunday brunch crowd in Lakeview, the menu includes Eggs Benedict, Fritattas, Croque Monsiuer and Mufalatta sandwiches, almond-crusted stuffed French Toast, and the free flow of Champagne Mimosas. Brunch here is loud, raucous and FUN! Great for dinner, as well. Panino’s Pizzeria 3702 N Broadway 773.472.6200 Panino’s has established itself as a Boystown favorite with its varied menu selections, including gyros and burgers, pasta entrees, and of course pizza. Delivery available.

MEDITERRANEAN____ Andies 1467 W Montrose | 773.348.0654; 5253 N Clark | 773.784.8616 Specializing in Mediterranean and vegetarian cuisine, specialties of the house include steak kabobs, gyros, and poultry dishes such as Greek Chicken and Lebanese Style Chicken Kefta Kabob. And as befits the cuisine, desserts include a very tasty baklava. Istanbul 3613 N Broadway | 773.525.0500 Specializing in Turkish and Mediterranean cuisines, this recent addition to the lakeview dining scene has been attracting patrons with a varied menu, generous portions, and affordable prices. Sayat Nova 157 E. Ohio | 312.644.9159. Classic Mediterranean-American fare served in comfortable surroundings Every Thursday night things get extra gay for the “Boystown in Downtown” party. MEXICAN___________ Cesar’s 2924 N. Broadway | 773.296.9097; 3166 N Clark | 773.248.2835 This family-owned operation offers an enticing menu full of delicious Mexican recipes, popular house specialties, irresistible desserts, and their signature “Killer Margaritas.” DS Cantina 3352 N. Halsted| 773.697.9127 Don’t let the tiny space fool you, this place offers a seriously varied menu. The margaritas are outstanding, whether traditional or frozen. Las Mananitas 3523 N. Halsted| 773.528.2109 A long-time favorite with the GLBT community, the food is decent, but its the margaritas that you’ll come back for. Also great for boy-watching on the patio. Mayan Palace 2703 N. Halsted| 773.935.4200 Known to be one of the very best Mexican restaurants in the city, the focus is on using fresh, high-quality ingredients for its “south of the border” cuisine. Portions are generous and the cool Margaritas dubbed “The World’s Best!”

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“Glee: The Complete First Season” (20th

Century Fox Home Entertainment): “Glee” has become one of Fox Television’s greatest assets. LGBT folks especially can’t get enough of the series. The gay issue is addressed with sensitivity when glee club member Kurt (out actor Chris Colfer) comes out to his father and to friend Mercedes (Amber Riley). The musical numbers are, of course, what make the show and they are consistently strong and innovative, while out actress Jane Lynch is the embodiment of evil as coach Sue Sylvester. The seven (!) DVD set features all episodes and numerous special features.

song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.” The six-disc set includes 24 episodes.

“Modern Family: The Complete First Season” (ABC Studios/20th Century Fox Home

Entertainment): The runaway hit of the 2009-10 network TV season, “Modern Family” features three different, but related, families. One of the families is made up of gay male couple Mitchell (out actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and Cameron (Eric Overstreet) and their adopted daughter Lily (Jaden and Ella Hiller). The four DVD set features 24 episodes and a host of special features including deleted, extended and alternate scenes as well as a gag reel.

“How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Season “Thirtysomething: The Complete Third Season” (Shout Factory): Amidst the 24 episodes Five - The Suited Up Edition” (20th Century Fox Home Entertainment): Out actor Neil Patrick Harris leads the ensemble cast, including Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Coby Smulders, of this highly-rated CBS sitcom through its fifth season. Harris’s portrayal of womanizer Barney has earned him well-deserved Emmy nominations for the past few years. DVD bonus features in the three-disc collection include a behind the scenes look at the 100th episode, a gag reel and commentary.

“The Mary Tyler Moore Show: Season Six”

(20th Century Fox Home Entertainment): In its pentultimate season, airing in 1975-76, “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” found Minnesota-based Mary Richards (Moore), the solid rock of the WJM newsroom, moving into a new apartment. She also got a visit from her Aunt Flo (no wisecracks) played by Eileen Heckart and sparred with flirty Sue Ann (a considerably younger Betty White). Mary probably got her biggest laugh in season six with the now legendary “Chuckles Bites The Dust” episode. You know;, “A little 26 boi

(on six discs) from the acclaimed TV series which ran on ABC from 1987-91, is the infamous (and tame by today’s standards) “Strangers,” which featured characters Russell (out actor David Marshall Grant) and Peter (Peter Frechette) in bed together. Co-created by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick (later of the gay-friendly “My So-Called Life”), the series was also notable for its outstanding ensemble cast including Melanie Mayron, Timothy Busfield (later in “The West Wing”), Patricia Wettig and real-life husband, husband) Ken Olin (both now in “Brothers & Sisters”), Polly Draper and Peter Horton. The DVD set also includes cast and crew commentary.

“Ugly Betty: The Complete Fourth and Final Season” (ABC Studios): TV viewers bid farewell

to ABC’s delightful sitcom “Ugly Betty,” in which we watched the unlikely rise of Betty Suarez (America Ferrara) “from poncho to honcho.” Navigating her way through the cutthroat world of fashion magazines, Betty weathered many storms of the romantic, professional, familial and comedic nature. The final season was also the one in which her teenaged gay nephew Justin (Mark Indelicato) came out and had a boyfriend named Austin (Ryan McGinnis). The four DVD set also includes a wardrobe full of bonus material.

The term regift was first coined by comedian Jerry Seinfeld a decade ago and the word (and practice) have become so commonplace that the term is now listed in dictionaries. Even the etiquette experts at the Emily Post Institute approve of the practice in some circumstances. As with many practices, the acceptability depends on how it is implemented. If you don’t plan to announce the gift as a regift, ask yourself if you can keep the secret. Never feel guilty about regifting once you’ve done it. Some gifts that are good candidates for regifting include good bottles of wine, boxed candy or food gift baskets (need I mention that they all should be unopened?), new household items and inexpensive jewelry. If you are thinking about regifting this holiday season, take note of the following guidelines: Regifts are not hand-me-downs. Whatever you are regifting should never have been used or worn. A regift should be just that: a gift you’ve never used that you’re giving away as though it were a… real gift! = Keep your yap shut. Don’t mention it, please. =

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Update the wrapping and make certain the original gift tag has been removed = Never regift handmade or one-of-a-kind items. = No promotional items that you got for free or have a company insignia. = Never give partially used gift cards. = Don’t give items that you have owned for a long time. A general rule of thumb: if you have to dust it off, it is not regiftable. = The gift should be appropriate for the person. Does your teenage niece really want a power drill? = Certain items are a total, dead, instant giveaway that you not only are regifting, but you’re also too lame to put any effort into it: candles, soap, random books, cheesy jewelry, scarves, cologne and any weird appliances or electronic gear. =

Finally, keep track of who gave the gift to you first. If you have a store of things that you plan to regift, attach a Post-It note with name of the person who gave you the gift. Of course, you don’t want to regive the person who gave you the gift, but you also don’t want to regift it when they might be present.

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By Harry Taint

Everyone’s Talking About…

.Frankie Knuckles at Smart Bar on Thanksgiving Eve. ‘Nuff said...Spin fetes Jade for her birthday on Nov. 20 The party kicks off at 9:30 with a hosted bar featuring cocktails and Peroni beer. Then the insanity begins with a special drag revue at 11 featuring the birthday girl and special guests Phoenix O’Hara, Dida Ritz, Liyah Ninja, Venus, Sheryu and Naysha Lopez.... The Ram offers free HIV testing on World AIDS Day, December 1 from 4-9 p.m... Illuminata on Clybourn inaugurates its new “Sunday GLBTQ Madness” on Sundays for folks 18 and over.

News on the Strip

And speaking of strip, on Friday, Nov. 26, Spin welcomes porn star Brett Swanson for a sexy shower party, hosted by that notorious party girl, Mercedes.… Rehab is bringing cabaret back to Halsted. Honey West begins performing her cabaret act at Rehab every Monday starting in December. Meanwhile, Amy Armstrong and Freddy Allen perform every Wednesday evening, then Amy dusts herself off and comes back on Friday nights and hosts the open mic with Lloyd…Roscoe’s is hosting a Norah Jones CD giveaway on Nov. 21… Circuit hosts Brett Swanson the Illinois All-American Goddess pagent on the 22nd.

Turkey Talk

Berlin’s throwing a Thanksgiving Eve disco bash. Work off those calories Norah Jones before you consume them by boogying down to the sounds of DJ Pervy ...The Closet is hosting a touch football game on Sunday, Nov. 21. They’re inviting everyone to meet Brad Loekle at the bar around 1:00 p.m. After the game the bar will put out quite a spread (and no, it ain’t Jackie and James)... Steamworks invites everyone to get stffed with its traditional “Lights Out” party...Touche invites you to share

your leftovers during “Potluck with the Bears” on the Sunday after Thanksgiving... Cocktail celebrates “Spanksgiving” all weekend... Sidetrack provides some much needed laughter with Laugh Track Thanksgiving night. After a day with the family, you’ll need a laugh and a drink...Club Krave hosts a “Black Wednesday” party on Thanksgiving Eve. Not only DJ Ted Eiel do they have Mixmaster F spinning all night and the “So You Think You Can Drag?” contest, they’re also giving away copies of the “Burlesque” soundtrack. Cher and Xtina together? Are you sure this isn’t Christmas?

Remember Your Manhole Days?

I don’t. Oh I was there, I just don’t remember them. But, if you burned away less brain cells than I did, you’ll be pleased to know that Hydrate’s holding a Manhole reunion on Dec 11. DJ Ted Eiel and former Manhole employees will rock it like they did in the day. The event will kick-off a special VIP hosted cocktail reception featuring Skyy cocktails from 9:30 p.m. to 11pm for only $15 “Departure Lounge” with a portion of those proceeds going to the Leather Archives and Museum. General admissions starts at 11p.m. for $10! Skip the lines and purchase your tickets in advance at brownpapertickets.com/event/137465.

Holiday HappeningS

BeHIV benefits froma holiday bar crawl, “ The 12 Bars of Christmas” on the 26th...Cram presents a holidaythemed fashion show, “Naughty and Nice” on December 9th from 8-10 p.m...Touche presents “Night of 100 Stars” a Toys for Tots fundraiser on December 4. Keep in mind that it’s “Toys for Tots” not “Toys for Tarts”, so no sex-toys, please.

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MONDAY

Big Chicks – Buck Burger Club Krave - Musical Mondays & $5 you call it top shelf Crew – “Pub Stumpers” trivia half-price pizza & flat bread pizzas Halsted’s - $14 Miller buckets Hideaway - $3 “U Call It”, $2 off pizzas Hydrate - $1 drink specials Kit Kat – 50% off your entire bill Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $10 Miller Lite pitchers Scarlet - Live Music, $3 tallboy PBR, $5 well Cosmos Scot’s - $3.25 domestic bottles Sidetrack – Show tune sing-along Spin – Karaoke $1 Leinenkugel draft/ $4 Skyy drinks The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché - $2.50 PBR Wild Pug – Free pool, “Motown Mondays” Domestic pints $2 Velvet Rope – Singles meet & greet

TUESDAY

Atmosphere - $1 well & Bud Lite draft Berlin - $1 drink night Club Krave - $2 well, $1 drafts, $4 draft pitchers Cocktail – Go-go boys Crew - $1 tacos, half-priced appetizers Halsted’s - $5.95 salad entrees Jackhammer – Karaoke with Creaoke $3 Bacardi and Finlandia Kit Kat – Half-priced martinis Roscoe’s – “Drag Race” Scarlet - $6 mini-pitchers vodkalemonade, $3 Miller Lite Scot’s - $2 off all martinis Spin – Bingo $4 call cocktails The Closet - $3.50 pints of Miller Light and $3.50 Shock Tops Wild Pug – Acoustic music Shock Top pints $2.75

WEDNESDAY

Atmosphere - $2.50 drink specials Club Krave - $7 Three Olive martinis Cocktail – “Twisted Trivia” Crew – half-priced martinis & desserts Halsted’s - $2 Miller & Bud draft pints Hydrate - “Hydrag Revue” Kit Kat – half-priced cocktails & martinis, 2 for 1 entrees

Mary’s Attic - “Mary-oke” $3 well & domestic bottled beer North End – Karaoke Rehab – Amy Armstrong & Freddy Allen Cabret tunes, $3 Miller, $4 Stoli Flavors Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $3 off all martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service, $5 martinis, $4 Amstel or Heineken Scot’s – $2 off Cosmos Sidetrack – “Rockin Retro” Spin – $1 house cocktails, domestic draft beer & wine The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché – “Bear Chested” Velvet Rope - $1 drinks Wild Pug – “Live Game Show” Absolut cocktails $3.50

THURSDAY

Atmosphere – “Hot Mess” male dancers $3 well, $5 cosmos Berlin – “Stardust” Circuit – “La Noche Loca” Latin night Club Krave - $10 draft pints, $5 top shelf Cocktail – “Spank” Crew – Endless chips & salsa $2.50, $3 tap Hideaway – “Trailer Trash Bingo” Hydrate - specials on Effen cocktails Jackhammer - $2 MGD, Light, Bud / Lite Kit Kat - $5 Effen martinis & $5 mojitos Roscoe’s – “Alternative Sounds” Sayat Nova – $3 Lite, $4 Bacardi Bombs, Rokk Vodka $4 mixers, $5 martinis Scarlet - “Frat Party”$5-40oz Miller Light & King Cobra, 26oz Corona or minipitcher of Long Island Scot’s - $4 draft beers Sidetrack – Comedy videos T’s - $5 Margaritas and Cosmoritas The Call - $4 Absolute cocktails The Closet – Karaoke with Karen 9:30pm-1:30am Touché - $2.50 PBR Velvet Rope – Live jazz Wild Pug – Karaoke

FRIDAY

Circuit – Flashback Friday’s, No cover , $3 Cocktails & $2 Domestic Draft Beer Club Krave - $5 sangria, $10 domestic buckets, $16 imported buckets Crew – half-priced nachos, $2 PBR Halsted’s - $12 pitchers Miller & Bud Lite

Hamburger Mary’s - $4 Leininkugel Hideaway $7 Smirnoff lemonade pitchers Kit Kat - $30 three-course prix fixe meal Roscoe’s – Coor’s Light pitchers Scarlet - “First Ward Ball” $4 well drinks, $4 Bud Light Sidetrack – Show tunes cocktail hour Spin – Shower contest The Call - $4 Bacardi cocktails Wild Pug – all martinis $6

SATURDAY

Circuit – “Urbano” Hip-Hop night for all Club Krave - $12 mixed drink pitchers Crew - $9 pitchers Miller Lite Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Hamburger Mary’s - $5 slushies Hideaway - $5 Long Islands Roscoe’s - $3 off martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service T’s - $7.50 Double pints Touché – Free pizza at midnight Wild Pug – “Dog Day Afternoon,” pets welcome

SUNDAY

Angelinas - Sunday Brunch Atmosphere – Movie night, $3 well, $2 Bud Lite draft, Big Chicks – Free BBQ Circuit – “Noche Latina” Hot Latin Night Club Krave - $5 draft pitchers & margaritas Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Kit Kat – “Divalicious Brunch”-unlimited mimosas and bloody marys Mary’s Attic – “Mary-oke” North End – ‘80’s video Roscoe’s - $12 pitchers of Long Islands Scarlet –“Liquid Brunch” $12 bottles of champagne, $4 bloody marys & screwdrivers, free cereal & juice bar Scot’s – Free BBQ Sidetrack – Show tunes ’60s-‘80s Smart Bar – Dollar Disco – drinks $1 Spin –“Game Show Trivia” “Supersize Me” all Absolut cocktails served in pint glasses, “Meat & Buns” free hot dogs & hamburgers Wild Pug – specials on pitchers of mimosa, Bud Light, Sweet Tea, Long Islands

Bar & Club managers send your information for Waz’ Happenin’ to boieditorial@aol.com.

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Boystown / Lakeview

3160 3160 N.Clark G&L, LM,DS Berlin 954 W. Belmont G&L, D, 4 Bobby Love’s 3729 N. Halsted G&L Buck’s Saloon 3439 N. Halsted G Cell Block 3702 N. Halsted G, LF Charlie’s 3726 N. Broadway G, D, W Circuit 2.02 3641 N. Halsted G&L, D, 4 The Closet 3325 N. Broadway G&L, V, 4 Cocktail 3359 N. Halsted G, GB Hydrate 3458 N. Halsted G, D, DS, 4 Kit Kat 3700 N. Halsted G&L, DS, R Little Jim’s 3501 N. Halsted G, V, 4 Lucky Horseshoe 3169 N. Halsted G, GB Manhandler 1948 N. Halsted G, W, 4 Minibar 3341 N. Halsted G, R North End 3733 N. Halsted G Roscoe’s 3356 N. Halsted G, D, V, DS Scarlet 3320 N. Halsted G Sidetrack 3349 N. Halsted G, V Smart Bar / Metro 3730 N. Clark MS, D, 4 Spin 800 W. Belmont G, D, V, DS

773.327.5969 773.348.4975 773.525.1200 773.525.1125 773.665.8064 773.871.8887 773.325.2233 773.477.8533 773.477.1420 773.975.9244 773.525.1111 773.871.6116 773.404.3169 773.871.3339 773.871.6227 773.477.7999 773.281.3355 773.348.1053 773.477.9189 773.549.4140 773.327.7711

Davenport’s 1383 N. Milwaukee G&L, LM 773.278.1830 Debonair Social Club 1575 N. MilwaukeeAve. MS, D 773.227.7990 Fat Cat 4849 N. Broadway MS, R 773.506.3100 Green Dolphin St. 2200 N. Ashland G&L, D, LM, 4 773.395.0066 Green Mill 4802 N. Broadway MS, LM, 4 773.878.5552 In Fine Spirits 5420 N Clark MS, R 773.334.9463 Jackhammer 6406 N. Clark G, D, V, GB, LM, 4 773.743.5772 Joi de Vine 1744 W. Balmoral L, R 773.989.6846 Kinetic Playground 1113 W. LawrenceMS, D, LM, 4 773.769.5483 Marty’s 1511 W. Balmoral G&L 773.561.6425 Mary’sAttic 5400 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Parlour On Clark 6341 N. Clark 773.564.9274 Mary’s RecRoom 5402 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Scot’s 1829 W. Montrose G&L 773.528.3253 SoFo Bar 4923 N. Clark G 773.784.7636 T’s 5025 N. Clark G&L, R 773.784.6000 The Glenwood 6962 N Glenwood G 773.764.7363 Touché 6412 N. Clark G, V, LF, 4 773.465.7400

Chicago Southside

Chicago Downtown

Baton Show Lounge 436 N. Clark DS Club 720 720 N. Wells MS, D, 4 Crimson Lounge 333 N. Dearborn MS, D, R Excalibur/Vision 632 N. Dearborn MS, D, 4 Funky Buddha 728 W. Grand Ave. MS, D House of Blues 329 N. Dearborn MS, LM, 4 Krush/Prop House 1657 N. Elston G&L, D, 4 Juicy Fridays 2354 N. Clybourn Ave 2 Second Story Bar 157 E. Ohio G, V Sound Bar 226 W. Ontario MS, D, 4 Spy Bar 646 N. Franklin MS, D, 4 Underground 56 W. Illinois MS, D, 4 Vibe 1543 N. Kingsbury MS, D, 4

312.644.5269 312.787.8720 312.923.2473 312.266.1944 312.666.1695 312.923.2000 773.486.2390 773.383.5518 312.923.9536 312.787-4480 312.587.8779 312.644.7600 312.266.1900

Chicago Northside

The Anvil 1137 W. Granville G, V 773.973.0006 @mosphere 5355 N. Clark G&L, V, GB 773.784.1100 Big Chicks 5024 N. Sheridan G&L, D, R 773.728.5511 The Call 1547 W Bryn Mawr G&L, D, DS, V, LM 773.334.2525 Crew 4804 N. Broadway G&L, V, R 773.784.2739 G------------------------------------------------------------------Gay Male L---------------------------------------------------------------------Lesbian G&L-------------------------------------------------Gay Male & Lesbian D-------------------------------------------------------------------Dancing V-----------------------------------------------------------------------Video GB-------------------------------------------------------------Go Go Boys DS--------------------------------------------------------------Drag Show R--------------------------------------------------------Restaurant, Food

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Club Escape 1530 E. 75th G&L, D Escapades 6301 S. Harlem G&L, D, V, 4 Inn Exile 5758 W. 65th G&L, D, V Jeffrey Pub 7041 S. Jeffrey G&L, D, V, 4

Chicago Suburbs

773.667.6454 773.229.0886 773.582.3510 773.363.8555

Hideaway 7301 W. Roosevelt Forest Park G, D, V, DS, GB Club Krave 13126 S. Western Blue Island G&L, D, V, DS, GB, 4 Hunters 1932 E. Higgins Elk Grove Village G, D, V, GB, 4 Mission 209 E. Chicago Downtown Elgin G&L, D, V Encompass 24215 Rush St. Lake Station, IN G&L, D, R, DS Velvet Rope 728 Lake St Oak Park G&L, D, V, R

Adult Entertainment

Banana Video 4923 N. Clark G, BK Bijou Theater 1349 N. Wells G, GB, BK Man’s Country 5017 N. Clark G, GB, BH Steamworks 3246 N. Halsted G, BH, FC The Ram 35111/2 N. Halsted G, BK, D

708.771.4459 708.597.8379 847.439.8840 847.488.0320 219.962.4640 708.358.8840

773.561.8322 312.943.5397 773.878.2069 773.929.6080 773.525.9528

4-------------------------------------------------------------Open til 4am MS--------------------------------------------------------Mostly Straight LF---------------------------------------------------------Leather / Fetish W-------------------------------------------------------------------Western LM--------------------------------------------------Live Music / Cabaret BH--------------------------------------------------------------Bath House BK----------------------------------Adult Book, Booth & Video Store FC-------------------------------------------------------------Fitness Club