BOI’S LIFE Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Solstice, Happy New Year and a belated Happy Hanukkah and Kul ‘am wa enta bi-khair. We live in a pluralistic society and a global village. While all viewpoints and beliefs may not be equally represented in popular culture, education and politics, we are closer to inclusiveness than we ever were before. Not so long ago most of the families represented in pop culture were Christian, white and in tact. Sure, sometimes it would get a little exotic and you’d have some Christian ethnic family; Swedes, Germans or Italians, usually. Perhaps it might be a blended family, but only if both parents were widowed. If things went a little more exotic, it might be a Jewish family. Those who are a bit younger were able to see a black family (thank you Bill Cosby) or a divorced couple (I’m talkin’ ‘bout you Erica Kane.) I come from a mixed-religion, mixed-race family. I certainly didn’t see anything representing my life in books and movies, or on television. Add the fact that I’m gay on top of that and it made me a vampire in popular culture, I never saw myself reflected in society’s image. Things are certainly different now. Some of television’s hottest shows feature mixed-race couples, gay parents, alternative families and groups of friends that are hardly homogeneous. There’s still a long way to go, but things are improving. Let’s keep up that optimism and good cheer as we go though this time a year when all cultures and religions recognize holy days, holidays and other celebrations. Many cultures feature traditions of gift-giving and feasting at this time. However, with the economy in the tank, many folks are cutting back on exchanging presents. Hang on to the spirit and good will by thinking of stocking stuffers. There’s a thrill of childhood relived as you empty your stocking to see what surprises await inside. This issue’s holiday gift guide features some ideas for terrific stocking stuffers, no matter what your budget. For a laugh, we also take a look at some unbelievably bad gift ideas. The one up-side to the poor economy; many restaurants are offering incredible deals on holiday meals to lure us out for our celebrations. Take a look at our holiday dining guide for some of the deals out there. Cheers!
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here is some truth to the saying that, “Good things come in small packages.” At least that’s often the case when it comes to stocking stuffers. With the economy as tight as it has been for the past few years, many folks are forgoing larger gifts and choosing to give smaller gifts.
There are some items that are perfect stocking stuffers. Goodies such as lip balm, key chains, office supplies, instant-win lottery tickets (or as my father calls them; scratchand sniff ), candy or snacks make for great gifts, and who can’t use at least one of those things? Then there are those items that we always need, but never seem to have enough on hand, such as; lube, condoms, band aids, tins of breath mints. For more individualized items, think of the recipient’s hobbies and interests. Are they always hooked up to their MP3 player? How about a nice pair of retractable ear buds? I’m certain they would appreciate untangled wires. If your friend’s into drag, it’s a cinch to drop in some false eyelashes, make-up or pantyhose. The techie in your crowd can always use a USB thumb drive. If you’re really stuck for an idea, head over to Uncle Fun at 1338 W. Belmont. The shop is packed full of fun, weird, bizarre and useful gifts, many of which you’ll remember from your childhood. Check out the website at unclefunchicago.com For those of you who need more concrete suggestions, check out these fun items. It’s Hip To Be Square.
Sticky note cubes are fun and useful. Check out these hysterical examples of a piece of cheese,
piles of pills or fruit loops from Gifts.com. $14.99
Take It Off
Why not stuff his stocking while doing some good? Check out the great items such as the Broadway Bares magnet for $5 or the calendar for $20 at the Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS on-line “Catalogue of Giving” at broadwaycares.org.
Tats to Go
Fake Tattoo sleeves are perfect for someone who likes the look of a fully tattooed arm, but can’t face the needle. Available at stupid.com in 12 different styles for $11.95 a pair.
Naughty and Nice
Know someone who’s been naughty? Give them “Santa’s Lump of Coal”, a candy canescented soap. $5.50 at amazon.com
Hunky & Cuddly
What’s better than pictures of cuddly baby animals? Hot guys posing with cuddly baby animals! Check out the “Hot Guys and Baby Animals” 2011 Calendar. $14.99 at stupid.com.
Ice Ice Baby
Fill Cool Shooters with water, freeze,
and then pop out four fully formed frozen shot glasses. The mold’s made of pure food-grade silicone rubber. $12.95 at ThinkGeek.com boi 11
T’d Off
Party like it’s 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer, a t-shirt with LED lights that dynamically change with any ambient sound or music. Or, perhaps, the Wi-Fi Detector Shirt is more your style. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates $29.99 and $19.99 respectively at thinkgeek. com.
Curtain Up
Nothing’s easier to slip into a stocking than a pair of tickets to the theater. Two upcoming shows you might consider include “9 to 5: The Musical” and “Peter Pan.” Based on the hit movie and featuring Dolly Parton’s original “9 to 5” will play a limited, two week run January 18 - 30, tix range in price from $32 to $95. “Peter Pan” will be presented in a 1,300 seat theater tent, the entire interior of the tent is lit with more than 15,000 square feet of Hi-Resolution video -- three times the size of Imax screens.
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The tent will be erected at the Chicago Tribune Freedom Center North (Chicago & Halsted). Tickets for both events are available at broadwayinchicago.com.
Scream If You Love Christmas
That’s the title of GayCo’s holidaythemed revue. It runs Thursdays Dec. 9 through 30 at The Annoyance Theatre, 4830 N. Broadway, tickets are $15 and can be purchased at the door or online at TheAnnoyance.com. THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR... On the second thought, why limit yourself to stuffing stockings? Hang this by your fireplace, it’s a festive holiday color and holds a lot more than a stocking. The Kendra from LeDame Footwear is a mid-thigh boot of crinkle stretch patent leather with a 4 inch reinforced heel and full zipper. Available in red and black medium width sizes 10-14. $130 from ledame.com.
HOW ABOUT A TRASHY NOVEL?
So what if the weather isn’t warm, our editor Rick Karlin’s dishy novel about kids growing up in Hollywood, Show Biz Kids, is a campy way to while away the hours. Available at Amazon, Borders and Barnes & Noble websites for $21.99
PERHAPS SOME POETRY?
Then pick up our columnists Gregg Shapiro’s Protection nominated for a Lambda Literary Award. Published by Gival Press last year it is available at most bookstores and at Amazon.com for $15.99
BABY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE
As the temperature drops, Rufskin’s sport legging, “Kelly” is perfect for chilly climates under running clothes, or as work-out wear at the gym. Constructed of nylon and Spandex with back yoke, side stripes and 2 color sport embroidery, it is available at rufskin.com or at Cram Chicago. $64.00 in men’s
Mimi Imfurst is one of New York’s most outrageous, controversial, and hysterical night life personalities. Mimi opened for Kathy Griffin at Milwaukee’s PrideFest and in the title role of the off-Broadway hit, “Diary of Anne Frankenstein.” In her show, “Mary Christmas II You, Too” she portrays the Virgin Mary and sets the record straight about a few misconceptions. Mimi will be featured on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 3, but first she brings her holiday show to Hydrate on Dec. 18. She dished with us about drag and her philosophy of life.
“If you’re not over the top, you’ll never see the other side.” “Drag should be big and beautiful. I do everything big, darling.”
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“Life is like a paycheck, a generous figure is always welcome.” “Life is fun, it’s all about risks. If it’s not going to kill you, make you homeless or get you arrested, you should do it.”
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ith the Christmas holiday fast approaching, it’s not too early to start making your plans. If you plan to cook at home or bring a dish to a gathering, you may want to check out some of the cooking classes that are on the calendar. Those dining out, whether they’re celebrating a holiday or not, will want to check out who’s open and who’s not. This holiday season, find the true meaning of Christmas and learn how to cook it too, as 312 Chicago Pastry Chef Kimberly Schwenke teams up with Scrooge from Goodman’s “A Christmas Carol” for a handson cooking class offering a modern take on a few traditional desserts that appear in “A Christmas Carol.” The dishes prepared will include; brandied fig soufflés (figgy pudding), apple date walnut and bacon crostata (mincemeat pie) and rum-soaked raisin and chestnut pound cake (fruitcake). The class is $45 per person; recipe cards and a light lunch are included. 312 Chicago is located at 136 N. LaSalle. Reservations are encouraged; call 312.696.2420, as space is limited. Vermilion, 10 W. Hubbard, celebrates Diwali, the Indian Festival of Lights and New Year with a regal five course traditional “Nawabi” prix-fixe dinner for $65. The meal features nawabi goat biryani, chaats, kababs, shahi tukda dessert, laddoos and a traditional paan for the finale. A vegetarian option is also available. Reservations are recommended and can be made on line at thevermilionrestaurant.com or by calling 312.527.4060. Lawry’s The Prime Rib, 100 E. Ontario presents two special holiday events. On Sunday, Dec. 5, it’s a dinnertheatre package combining dinner at 4 p.m. prior to attending Goodman’s “A Christmas Carol”. The sing-along holiday luncheon, led by festive carolers is held on Sunday Dec. 12 and 19. Reservations are required for both events and can be made by calling 312.787.5000. 16 boi
If you’re planning on dining out, here are some unusual suggestions for a memorable Christmas Eve dinner. Nacional 27, 325 W. Huron, is presenting a Cuban holiday four-course prix fixe family style dinner. Seatings are between 5:30 and 10:30 p.m. ($36.95, paired with wines for $45 per guest). Call 312.664.2727 for information. Seasons Restaurant at The Four Seasons Hotel, 120 E. Delaware Pl., 312.649.2349 offers a five-course dinner in addition to an a la carte menu. Add wine pairings for an additional $55. Cafe des Architectes, 20 E. Chestnut, 312.324.4000 serves a prix fixe dinner from 3 to 11 p.m. for $72 (also available on Christmas Day.) If you want something a little more unusual, or want to avoid the holiday all together the following places will be open on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day serving their regular, non-holiday fare.
Aja, Asian fusion Amarit ,Thai Carnivale, Latin Fusion Carson’s The Place for Ribs, BBQ Cuatro, Nuevo Latino Durty Nellie’s, Pub Fare Golden Nugget, Diner Fare Harry Caray’s, Rosemont and Lombard. Karma, Asian Fusion Los Moles, Mexican SushiSamba rio, Asian-Latino Fusion
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hat better to slip into a holiday stocking than a CD or DVD featuring the recipient’s favorite performer. Here’s a collection for those on your gift list who worship a diva.
“Kylie: Rare and Unseen” (MVD Visual): The Kylie Minogue installment from the Rare and Unseen Collection features non-stop interviews with the “21st century Aphrodite,” as well as rare footage such as her first ever TV appearance, British TV interviews from the ‘80s, ‘90s and ‘00s and much more. In the unseen category, the DVD contains an Australian interview with Kylie at 21, the newly restored “Ghost Train” children’s show and press interviews, among other thrilling bits. “Michael Feinstein’s American Songbook” (PBS), the three part series that originally aired on PBS is now available in a double DVD set. Out performer, musical historian and archivist Feinstein guides viewers through a celebration and exploration of 20th century pop music. The three hour-long episodes on the first disc span the 1920s through the 1960s, while the second disc of bonus material includes additional Feinstein performance footage and archival material with Judy Garland, Duke Ellington and others. What is especially noteworthy about the series is the way it balances historical information and footage with the more personal aspect of Feinstein’s own story (including his relationship with husband Terrence Flannery) and concert performances. “Michael Jackson’s Vision” (Epic/Legacy): Over the course of 40 music videos and many short films, spread out across three DVDs, Michael Jackson’s legion of fans can watch his development and domination as the unparalleled King of Pop videos (as well as the diminishment of his nose). From simple early productions such as “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” and “She’s Out of My Life” to 22 boi
storyboarded groundbreakers including “Billie Jean” and “Beat It” to mini-epics such as “Thriller” (directed by John Landis) and “Bad” (directed by Martin Scorcese and featuring Wesley Snipes) to special effects breakthroughs “Black and White,” “Scream” and “Ghosts,” and choreography spectaculars “Smooth Criminal,” “The Way You Make Me Feel” and “Remember The Time,” as well as the Ryan White tribute “Gone Too Soon,” Jackson’s vision comes through. A third bonus disc features three Jackson videos, the Paul McCartney duet “Say Say Say,” the previously unreleased “One More Chance” and more. “The Judy Garland Show” (Classic World/Infinity): Volume Four of “The Judy Garland Show,” from Garland’s short-lived, but acclaimed, early 1960s variety series features two complete episodes with guest stars such as grand dame Ethel Merman, comedian Shelley Berman, crooner Vic Damone, triple threat Chita Rivera and comic Louis Nye. The two episodes on Volume Five include performances by the legendary Steve Allen, the “Velvet Fog” himself, Mel Tormé, Jayne Meadows and the dynamic Diahann Carroll. “Masters of American Music: Sarah Vaughan – The Divine One” (EuroArts): Part of the awardwinning “Masters of American Music Series,” “Sarah Vaughan – The Divine One” features Billy Eckstine and Marty Paich, as well as Vaughan’s daughter Paris and her mother Ada, and includes her performances of “Someone To Watch Over Me,” “I’ve Got A Crush On You,” “Misty,” “Send In The Clowns,” and more.
MONDAY
Big Chicks – Buck Burger Club Krave - Musical Mondays & $5 you call it top shelf Crew – “Pub Stumpers” trivia half-price pizza & flat bread pizzas Halsted’s - $14 Miller buckets Hideaway - $3 “U Call It”, $2 off pizzas Hydrate - $1 drink specials Kit Kat – 50% off your entire bill Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $10 Miller Lite pitchers Scarlet - Live Music, $3 tallboy PBR, $5 well Cosmos Scot’s - $3.25 domestic bottles Sidetrack – Show tune sing-along Spin – Karaoke $1 Leinenkugel draft/ $4 Skyy drinks The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché - $2.50 PBR Wild Pug – Free pool, “Motown Mondays” Domestic pints $2 Velvet Rope – Singles meet & greet
TUESDAY
Atmosphere - $1 well & Bud Lite draft Berlin - $1 drink night Club Krave - $2 well, $1 drafts, $4 draft pitchers Cocktail – Go-go boys Crew - $1 tacos, half-priced appetizers Halsted’s - $5.95 salad entrees Jackhammer – Karaoke with Creaoke $3 Bacardi and Finlandia Kit Kat – Half-priced martinis Roscoe’s – “Drag Race” Scarlet - $6 mini-pitchers vodkalemonade, $3 Miller Lite Scot’s - $2 off all martinis Spin – Bingo $4 call cocktails The Closet - $3.50 pints of Miller Light and $3.50 Shock Tops Wild Pug – Acoustic music Shock Top pints $2.75
WEDNESDAY
Atmosphere - $2.50 drink specials Club Krave - $7 Three Olive martinis Cocktail – “Twisted Trivia” Crew – half-priced martinis & desserts Halsted’s - $2 Miller & Bud draft pints Hydrate - “Hydrag Revue” Kit Kat – half-priced cocktails & martinis, 2 for 1 entrees
Mary’s Attic - “Mary-oke” $3 well & domestic bottled beer North End – Karaoke Rehab – Amy Armstrong & Freddy Allen Cabret tunes, $3 Miller, $4 Stoli Flavors Roscoe’s - “You’re the Star” karaoke $3 off all martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service, $5 martinis, $4 Amstel or Heineken Scot’s – $2 off Cosmos Sidetrack – “Rockin Retro” Spin – $1 house cocktails, domestic draft beer & wine The Glenwood - $6 Double pints Touché – “Bear Chested” Velvet Rope - $1 drinks Wild Pug – “Live Game Show” Absolut cocktails $3.50
THURSDAY
Atmosphere – “Hot Mess” male dancers $3 well, $5 cosmos Berlin – “Stardust” Circuit – “La Noche Loca” Latin night Club Krave - $10 draft pints, $5 top shelf Cocktail – “Spank” Crew – Endless chips & salsa $2.50, $3 tap Hideaway – “Trailer Trash Bingo” Hydrate - specials on Effen cocktails Jackhammer - $2 MGD, Light, Bud / Lite Kit Kat - $5 Effen martinis & $5 mojitos Roscoe’s – “Alternative Sounds” Sayat Nova – $3 Lite, $4 Bacardi Bombs, Rokk Vodka $4 mixers, $5 martinis Scarlet - “Frat Party”$5-40oz Miller Light & King Cobra, 26oz Corona or minipitcher of Long Island Scot’s - $4 draft beers Sidetrack – Comedy videos T’s - $5 Margaritas and Cosmoritas The Call - $4 Absolute cocktails The Closet – Karaoke with Karen 9:30pm-1:30am Touché - $2.50 PBR Velvet Rope – Live jazz Wild Pug – Karaoke
FRIDAY
Circuit – Flashback Friday’s, No cover , $3 Cocktails & $2 Domestic Draft Beer Club Krave - $5 sangria, $10 domestic buckets, $16 imported buckets Crew – half-priced nachos, $2 PBR Halsted’s - $12 pitchers Miller & Bud Lite
Hamburger Mary’s - $4 Leininkugel Hideaway $7 Smirnoff lemonade pitchers Kit Kat - $30 three-course prix fixe meal Roscoe’s – Coor’s Light pitchers Scarlet - “First Ward Ball” $4 well drinks, $4 Bud Light Sidetrack – Show tunes cocktail hour Spin – Shower contest The Call - $4 Bacardi cocktails Wild Pug – all martinis $6
SATURDAY
Circuit – “Urbano” Hip-Hop night for all Club Krave - $12 mixed drink pitchers Crew - $9 pitchers Miller Lite Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Hamburger Mary’s - $5 slushies Hideaway - $5 Long Islands Roscoe’s - $3 off martinis Scarlet - $95 Classic Stoli bottle service T’s - $7.50 Double pints Touché – Free pizza at midnight Wild Pug – “Dog Day Afternoon,” pets welcome
SUNDAY
Angelinas - Sunday Brunch Atmosphere – Movie night, $3 well, $2 Bud Lite draft, Big Chicks – Free BBQ Circuit – “Noche Latina” Hot Latin Night Club Krave - $5 draft pitchers & margaritas Halsted’s - $3 mimosas & screwdrivers Kit Kat – “Divalicious Brunch”-unlimited mimosas and bloody marys Mary’s Attic – “Mary-oke” North End – ‘80’s video Roscoe’s - $12 pitchers of Long Islands Scarlet –“Liquid Brunch” $12 bottles of champagne, $4 bloody marys & screwdrivers, free cereal & juice bar Scot’s – Free BBQ Sidetrack – Show tunes ’60s-‘80s Smart Bar – Dollar Disco – drinks $1 Spin –“Game Show Trivia” “Supersize Me” all Absolut cocktails served in pint glasses, “Meat & Buns” free hot dogs & hamburgers Wild Pug – specials on pitchers of mimosa, Bud Light, Sweet Tea, Long Islands
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Bar Belles
Roscoe’s Drag Race 2010 finals will be held on Dec. 21. The winner of the finals will be crowned Miss Roscoe’s. The winner will receive a $10,000 scholarship and will travel around the world – oops, sorry, that’s Miss America. Miss Roscoe’s will get a couple of shots and some drink tickets, plus some other good stuff… Shangela a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race will perform a special show at Spin on Saturday Dec. 18, accompanied by special guest star, Jade.
Heard on Halsted (and beyond) “Mmmmmarvelously yummy” That’s what they’re saying about the grilled cheese special at Cocktail all day Monday until 11 at night. The sandwich is served on Texas toast with cheddar cheese with sun dried tomatoes. Best of all, it’s only a buck! “He rules that dance floor!” That’s DJ Digi Dave they’re talking about at Circuit’s Flashback Fridays. BTW Circuit will host a fashion show featuring clothing from Alcala’s Western Wear on Dec. 5 with $3 cervesas. “Does a hot dog still makes her lose control?” Wondered folks standing in line outside the Music Box for the sold out screening of “Valley of the Dolls” with an appearance by Patty Duke. The event was a benefit for the Queer Film Society. If you’re under 40 ask your parents about that reference. “He’s hot, he’s funny, he’s smart and he looks good in drag. I hope he has a small dick.” A jealous queen drooling over Bradley Thomas at Sidetrack. And, no, he doesn’t.
Holiday Happenings
You simply must see John Waters in “A John Waters Christmas” at The Harris Theater in Millennium Park on Dec. 14. As The New York Times review puts it, “He puts the X back in Xmas.” The legendary cult filmmaker, actor, writer and originator of the Hairspray dynasty performs his one-man show with the same kitschy, campy aesthetic as in his movies… Cram hosts a “Naughty & Nice” party on Dec. 9 There’ll be models, raffles, models, gifts, models, music and models. RSVP on Cram’s Facebook page. Did I mention that there would be models? …If you didn’t get your stoking stuffed enough on Christmas, head over to Steamworks Christmas night and you might get a Teddy bear since it just happens to be “Bears, The Baths and Beyond” party.
Sing Out Sister
The Indigo Girls welcome special guests Shawn Mullins and Chely Wright to their Dec. 7 show at House of Blues. Speaking of which, Ke$ha has a show there on Feb. 24… The Flesh Hungry Dog Show at Jackhammer on Dec. 10 features The Spooky Qs, The Sleeptalkers and Wanton Looks… Those of you who didn’t get your tickets to the Backstreet Boys/New Kids on the Block show needn’t despair. A second BSB/NKOTB show has been added on Saturday, June 18! …The Chicago House Speaker’s Luncheon on Dec. 9 at the Palmer House, featuring keynote speaker, former Secretary of State, Madeleine K. Albright will address issues relating to HIV and Homelessness. Tickets are $150 to $750. Call 773.248.5200 x304 for more information.
Party With A Purpose.
It’s that time of year; peace on earth good will to all men. Yadda, yadda, yadda. It’s a good thing some folks aren’t as much as a Grinch as I’m feeling these days. Here’s the run-down on some charitable events that should offer a fun time as well: MusicPlant Group hosts a holiday food drive party on Dec. 12 from 7-midnight. The event features performances by Pepper MaSahy, Wayne Taylor, SK8, Marshall Titus, Linda Clifford and Georgie Porgie, and one hour of free vodka and Moonshine craft beer. I can get pretty blotto drinking vodka for one hour. Admission is by bringing two bags full of non-perishable food items. By now it’s no secret that Howard Brown Health Care Center (HBHC) is in financial trouble. They clinic needs to raise $500,000 by the end of the year to stay open. HBHC has been serving the GLBT and allied community for decades. It’s time to step up and help them get past this crisis. Parlour on Clark is hosting its first “Pay It Forward” Christmas benefit on Saturday, Dec. 18. They’re currently looking for some higher-end items for the silent auction part of the party. Tim Otte, whose recent art exhibit was such a success, is donating a painting. Their goal is to raise enough money to present HBHC with a check for $10,000. If you can help out, give the folks at the bar a call 773.564.9274.
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By Harry Taint
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’m a fan of really bad gifts. These are presents that are so off the mark that it’s almost humorous. We’ve all gotten them, the ones where you open the package look inside and freeze a smile on your face while you’re thinking, “Does this person know anything about me?” The really bad gifts can be something totally useless, tacky or wacky. But like all trash, it can be recycled. My friends and I actually save these gifts and re-wrap them for my annual “Christmas in July” party where truly terrible gifts get a chance at redemption through entertainment. Here are some actual items that are available this season: The Banana Bunker $4.99 @ BananaBunker.com What it is: a protective sheath to protect a banana from being bruised in a lunch bag. What it looks like: a fruit-filled dildo The no! no! Shaver $250 @ Sephora.com What it is: a device to trim pubic hair by using a thermodynamic wire that “transmits heat to the hair.” What it smells like: burning hair. In other words, this device burns away the hair on your crotch. Wacky Condoms Various prices @ wackyrubbers.com What it is: a line of hand-painted novelty condoms. Some of the styles are “Big Ben” (maybe you thought he said, “I want a big clock up my ass.”) and “The Funky Chicken.” Oh, and by the way, they make sounds when the tip is touched. What it means: You’re not going to get laid. Little Joseph Candle Holder $115 @ aplusrstore.com What it is: a porcelain candle holder in the shape of a baby’s head. What it says: “Run for your life!”
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BASHO THE SUMO WRESTLER TABLE $325 at skymall.com What it is: a a 3/8”-thick round tempered glass end table supported by a Sumo wrestler statue. What it says: “Enjoy your coffe while you look at my butt crack.”
Boystown / Lakeview
3160 3160 N.Clark G&L, LM,DS Berlin 954 W. Belmont G&L, D, 4 Bobby Love’s 3729 N. Halsted G&L Buck’s Saloon 3439 N. Halsted G Cell Block 3702 N. Halsted G, LF Charlie’s 3726 N. Broadway G, D, W Circuit 2.02 3641 N. Halsted G&L, D, 4 The Closet 3325 N. Broadway G&L, V, 4 Cocktail 3359 N. Halsted G, GB Hydrate 3458 N. Halsted G, D, DS, 4 Kit Kat 3700 N. Halsted G&L, DS, R Little Jim’s 3501 N. Halsted G, V, 4 Lucky Horseshoe 3169 N. Halsted G, GB Manhandler 1948 N. Halsted G, W, 4 Minibar 3341 N. Halsted G, R North End 3733 N. Halsted G Roscoe’s 3356 N. Halsted G, D, V, DS Scarlet 3320 N. Halsted G Sidetrack 3349 N. Halsted G, V Smart Bar / Metro 3730 N. Clark MS, D, 4 Spin 800 W. Belmont G, D, V, DS
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Davenport’s 1383 N. Milwaukee G&L, LM 773.278.1830 Debonair Social Club 1575 N. MilwaukeeAve. MS, D 773.227.7990 Fat Cat 4849 N. Broadway MS, R 773.506.3100 Green Dolphin St. 2200 N. Ashland G&L, D, LM, 4 773.395.0066 Green Mill 4802 N. Broadway MS, LM, 4 773.878.5552 In Fine Spirits 5420 N Clark MS, R 773.334.9463 Jackhammer 6406 N. Clark G, D, V, GB, LM, 4 773.743.5772 Joi de Vine 1744 W. Balmoral L, R 773.989.6846 Kinetic Playground 1113 W. LawrenceMS, D, LM, 4 773.769.5483 Marty’s 1511 W. Balmoral G&L 773.561.6425 Mary’sAttic 5400 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Parlour On Clark 6341 N. Clark 773.564.9274 Mary’s RecRoom 5402 N Clark G&L, D, V, R 773.784.6969 Scot’s 1829 W. Montrose G&L 773.528.3253 SoFo Bar 4923 N. Clark G 773.784.7636 T’s 5025 N. Clark G&L, R 773.784.6000 The Glenwood 6962 N Glenwood G 773.764.7363 Touché 6412 N. Clark G, V, LF, 4 773.465.7400
Chicago Southside
Chicago Downtown
Baton Show Lounge 436 N. Clark DS Club 720 720 N. Wells MS, D, 4 Crimson Lounge 333 N. Dearborn MS, D, R Excalibur/Vision 632 N. Dearborn MS, D, 4 Funky Buddha 728 W. Grand Ave. MS, D House of Blues 329 N. Dearborn MS, LM, 4 Krush/Prop House 1657 N. Elston G&L, D, 4 Juicy Fridays 2354 N. Clybourn Ave 2 Second Story Bar 157 E. Ohio G, V Sound Bar 226 W. Ontario MS, D, 4 Spy Bar 646 N. Franklin MS, D, 4 Underground 56 W. Illinois MS, D, 4 Vibe 1543 N. Kingsbury MS, D, 4
312.644.5269 312.787.8720 312.923.2473 312.266.1944 312.666.1695 312.923.2000 773.486.2390 773.383.5518 312.923.9536 312.787-4480 312.587.8779 312.644.7600 312.266.1900
Chicago Northside
The Anvil 1137 W. Granville G, V 773.973.0006 @mosphere 5355 N. Clark G&L, V, GB 773.784.1100 Big Chicks 5024 N. Sheridan G&L, D, R 773.728.5511 The Call 1547 W Bryn Mawr G&L, D, DS, V, LM 773.334.2525 Crew 4804 N. Broadway G&L, V, R 773.784.2739 G------------------------------------------------------------------Gay Male L---------------------------------------------------------------------Lesbian G&L-------------------------------------------------Gay Male & Lesbian D-------------------------------------------------------------------Dancing V-----------------------------------------------------------------------Video GB-------------------------------------------------------------Go Go Boys DS--------------------------------------------------------------Drag Show R--------------------------------------------------------Restaurant, Food
30 boi
Club Escape 1530 E. 75th G&L, D Escapades 6301 S. Harlem G&L, D, V, 4 Inn Exile 5758 W. 65th G&L, D, V Jeffrey Pub 7041 S. Jeffrey G&L, D, V, 4
Chicago Suburbs
773.667.6454 773.229.0886 773.582.3510 773.363.8555
Hideaway 7301 W. Roosevelt Forest Park G, D, V, DS, GB Club Krave 13126 S. Western Blue Island G&L, D, V, DS, GB, 4 Hunters 1932 E. Higgins Elk Grove Village G, D, V, GB, 4 Mission 209 E. Chicago Downtown Elgin G&L, D, V Encompass 24215 Rush St. Lake Station, IN G&L, D, R, DS Velvet Rope 728 Lake St Oak Park G&L, D, V, R
Adult Entertainment
Banana Video 4923 N. Clark G, BK Bijou Theater 1349 N. Wells G, GB, BK Man’s Country 5017 N. Clark G, GB, BH Steamworks 3246 N. Halsted G, BH, FC The Ram 35111/2 N. Halsted G, BK, D
708.771.4459 708.597.8379 847.439.8840 847.488.0320 219.962.4640 708.358.8840
773.561.8322 312.943.5397 773.878.2069 773.929.6080 773.525.9528
4-------------------------------------------------------------Open til 4am MS--------------------------------------------------------Mostly Straight LF---------------------------------------------------------Leather / Fetish W-------------------------------------------------------------------Western LM--------------------------------------------------Live Music / Cabaret BH--------------------------------------------------------------Bath House BK----------------------------------Adult Book, Booth & Video Store FC-------------------------------------------------------------Fitness Club