January 2013 - Monthly Recap

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the monthly recap Interview Earth Crusher

Janvier 2013



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Earth Crusher

BSCI: Would you consider yourself to be a graffiti writer, street artist, or a visionnary, decades in advance from the masses

Bombing Science: First of all, who is Earth Crusher? Earth Crusher: Hello. Let me begin by saying thank you for having me. You have a really terrific website here and it seems very profitable. Earth Crusher is a multinational corporate central power. We aim to maximize returns to ourselves and our shareholders through any and all means. BSCI: Tag shit for mass control via propaganda, am I correct?

EC: My legal council has advised me against answering this question directly, but I will say this: Earth Crusher uses a multifaceted approach when publishing and distributing doctrines. We understand that people are different and can’t all fit into the same class or consumer group. They require deviceful techniques on our part to ensure a consistent, enduring obedience to our central ideals and values.

EC: Affirmative. BSCI: What are these values? BSCI: What’s wrong with your face? EC: Maximizing returns to shareholders. EC: Ha ha, that’s a great question. Earth Crusher is run by a small group of humanoid robots. The reason for this is to ensure that emotion and morals never interfere with our goal of complete domination and control of all life.

BSCI: Let’s try the question differently. Street art or graffiti? EC: «Street Art» is a politically correct term coined by The Earth Crusher Corporation to create a more tolerable image for graffiti in

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order to accomodate a broader audience who have no understanding of art in general. It’s now very popular and used to describe art and artists who have nothing to do with graffiti. Much like how the term «organic» is used to satisfy the trending ignorant consumer. BSCI: So the end of the world seems to be post-poned? Whats up with that, I thought all you central bankers had everything set up? EC: Nothing is a surprise to us. Everything is controlled. If anything happens naturally, we have an approach initiated to profit from it. ?BSCI: Tsup with all these people trying to solve third world problems, I thought all that shit was controlled by Masons and Illiminatis in order to have world power? EC: Everyone is our servant, no matter how they think or act. BSCI: Hum, interesting. So whats your favorite music, beside Taylor Swift, and why? EC: Taylor Swift, boy, hard to think of anyone more destined for success. Her father is a Merrill Lynch financial adviser and her mother was once a mutual fund marketing executive. In fact, her father is the descendant of three generations of bank presidents! These days I usually listen to Sade and Barrington Levy on my $900,000 stereo.

BSCI: What about racist country music like Johnny Rebel? EC: I don’t judge people by race so much anymore, it’s all about wealth for me. That’s why we’re always making sure the most popular music themes consist of money worship and frivolous spending on luxury goods. Just another way of keeping the poor, poor. BSCI: So are you more of a Banksy fan or you straight up on Cope2’s dick? EC: I haven’t met Banksy, but he is somewhat of a marketing genius. Cope2 I have met and I have to respect the man’s penchant for cuban cigars and pointing at things, not to mention his $3000 throw up. BSCI: Does your TV face have cable? EC: Earth Crusher monitors and controls all media, especially that of protesters being beaten, it never gets old! hahaha. BSCI: My homie Five8 often paints with you. Does this mean he is also part of some secret World Elite?

EC: He certainly is. Although the very top members of the corporation are robots, we have copious human servants who diffuse our ideals to the masses. We have been doing

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this since the 1920’s with the advent of public relations and celebrity endorsement. BSCI: How do you feed a man with a TV face? EC: Eating and drinking have always tested positively in focus groups so we’ve been sure to adapt these habits to appeal to the public. I once paid the worlds top scientists to produce a live Dodo bird. It took 4 years and $6.3m. You should have seen their faces when I immediately ate it! It tasted similar to Bald Eagle. BSCI: When will you take the mask off, and show your true RnB identity with partner in crime Smak DA?

EC: Smak is the most soulful, smooth-ass RnB singer on the face of the Earth. I must concede to the fact that no matter how hard I try, I will never be able to contribute to RnB what Smak has already mastered.

BSCI: Any plans to bring Harper down and become Prime Minister? EC: By no means! Mr. Harper is doing a better job than we could have ever imagined! He has a robotic characteristic much like our own and continues to be a very valuable asset. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to finish this polar bear tender loin and «fair trade» coffee.

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