Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Ladies and gentlemen, ... we’ve been off for two weeks, and over the vacation, I’ve been doing something that I haven’t done in a long time and that’s enjoying the news. It’s all because of Vice President Kamala Harris. Her ... eleventh-hour candidacy has supercharged this campaign. It reminds me of when the Cleveland Cavaliers drafted LeBron James to replace Joe Biden.

Even though we may have gotten used to Kamala being the nominee, ... the change has thrown the convention organizers for a loop. Party planners typically have months to plan their political choreography. It’s true. For instance, at the Republican convention, it took them nearly a month to fully inflate Matt Gaetz’s face.

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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A former customer service agent has been charged with stealing $79,000 in Southwest Airlines vouchers. His punishment? Using them.

Following a wave of momentum, Vice President [Kamala] Harris is now the betting favorite to win the 2024 presidential election. And it’s all thanks to her new campaign strategy: letting [Donald] Trump talk.

Last night [Aug. 12], Elon Musk held a live conversation on X with former President Trump that lasted over two hours. ... Things got off to a rough start ‘cause the event was delayed by 40 minutes due to technical issues. It’s nice to know the guy who builds self-driving cars and spaceships hasn’t quite figured out how to broadcast a phone call.

According to a new report, former President Trump is furious at his campaign staff for letting him make the “terrible” decision of picking J.D. Vance as his VP. Yeah. Trump regrets pairing up with Vance. He’s like, [as Trump] “This is why I always sign a prenup.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

With Jeff Goldblum

Welcome to “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” I am your guest host; my name is Jeff Goldblum. A lot of you at this point may be thinking, “Hey! What’s Jeff Goldblum doing here? Am I having that recurring sex dream again? The answer is pinch me and find out.

According to a new study — from Harvard University no less — celebrities, quote, play an influential role in getting Americans to vote in elections. That’s right. Celebrities like Guillermo and ... myself wield a tremendous amount of power. Before I did all those ... Apartments.com commercials, virtually nobody had ever heard of an apartment.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Actor Tom Cruise performed a stunt yesterday [Aug. 11] at the closing ceremony of the Summer Olympics in Paris. Pretty cool, but not nearly as dangerous as competing in the Olympics.

Drug-sniffing dogs in Ecuador recently discovered more than 12,000 pounds of cocaine hidden in a banana shipment, though I think at that point you found some bananas in a cocaine shipment.

Former President Trump was scheduled today [Aug. 15] to hold a news conference at his New Jersey golf club. So first, he had a press conference at Mar-a-Lago. Now, he’s doing one at his golf club. Is he running to be America’s first work-from-home president? I’m pretty excited for his first Zoom of the Union.

A charity in New Zealand said this week [Aug. 11-17] that it had unknowingly distributed candies laced with methamphetamine. But on the plus side, they raised a ton of money.

Budget airline Wizz Air this week [Aug. 11-17] launched a so-called “all you can fly” annual pass, because nothing makes you feel safer than an airline that uses the same business model as Golden Corral.