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Late Show With Stephen Colbert (R)

Today [March 5] is Super Tuesday ... It’s the biggest day of the U.S. Presidential Primaries with voters heading to the polls in Alabama, California, Colorado, Oklahoma, Utah, North Carolina, Tennessee, Maine, Arkansas, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Alaska, Texas, Vermont,

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Virginia and American Samoa. And if you need a way to remember all the Super Tuesday States, just use the helpful pneumonic: ACCOUNT MAMA TV VAS.

Now there’s one thing that could still drive voter turnout today [March 5], and that’s that Taylor Swift told her 282 million Instagram followers to vote in Super Tuesday’s primaries but refrained from endorsing any specific candidates or political party. We haven’t seen a celebrity take a stance this boldly neutral since Rob Lowe went to an NFL game with a hat that said “NFL.”

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According to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has surpassed Elon Musk as the world’s richest person. Congratulations, Jeff. It’s the second list you’ve topped this year [2024], after world’s most divorced man.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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For Super Tuesday [March 5], Krispy Kreme is giving customers two free doughnuts. And in honor of [Joe] Biden and [Donald]

Trump, they’ll both be old and stale.

Today [March 5], Taylor Swift got on Instagram and encouraged her 282 million followers to vote. Yeah, which backfired when everyone voted for the blank space.

The exercise equipment company BowFlex has filed for bankruptcy. I’m shocked because I thought BowFlex went out of business two decades ago.

Following Trump’s big wins on Super Tuesday, this morning [March 6] Nikki Haley officially suspended her presidential campaign. But here’s the good news for Haley: she’s only 52, which means she can run for president at least eight more times.

Earlier tonight [March 7], President Biden delivered the annual State of the Union address, and Biden’s speech was historic. It was the first time that the font size on the teleprompter was 8,000.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! (R)

It’s coming in from every side, including cyberspace today. [Joe] Biden issued an executive order to safeguard American data from our foreign enemies who are working hard to try to steal it. It’s called “The Change Your Password from ‘Password’” act. The order is designed to prevent large- scale data theft and make all the hackers on Earth laugh simultaneously.

Late Night With Seth Meyers (R)

The Supreme Court ruled that states cannot keep [Donald] Trump off their ballots, which means that the Supreme Court remains the only place where Trump can win the popular vote.

Today [March 5] was Super Tuesday, where 16 states and one territory got together and held an intervention for Nikki Haley.

In a profile published yesterday [March 4] in The New Yorker, President Biden said he will beat former President Trump and added, “I’m the only one who has ever beat him.” Well, that’s true, unless you count E. Jean Carroll, Letitia James, COVID, the free market and ramps.

Thousands of users reported that Meta’s platforms were down yesterday [March 5], including Threads. Now that’s weird. It was working fine six months ago when I signed up for it and never looked at it again.

According to a new survey, 55% of baby boomers said that people who dress professionally during virtual meetings are more likely to be taken seriously. But nobody heard them because they were on mute.