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›› “The Big Trail” (1930) John Wayne. A young trapper takes a job as scout for a wagon train.

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Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Veep “Alicia” Silicon Valley ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

(3:50) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’ Gloria: Words (MAX) (5:25) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:10) Life on Top (:45) ›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) › “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC) “Vanity Fair” (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC)

››› “Django Unchained” (2012) Jamie Foxx. An ex-slave and a German bounty hunter roam America’s South. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “21 Grams” (2003, Drama) Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro. ‘R’

(:10) ›› “It’s About You”

(2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Earth Girl” (TMC) (4:30) ››› “Lincoln” (2012) (CC)

›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere, Topher Grace. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Wrath of Cain” (2010) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise, Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Machinist” (2004) Christian Bale. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Return to Paradise” (1998) Vince Vaughn.

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›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) Life on Top Feature 5: Animal Instincts (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Killer Joe” (2011) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Carnal Awakening” (2013) Reena Sky. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “City of Ghosts” (2002, Crime Drama) Matt Dillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi Nurse Jackie Californication ››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Peter and Vandy” (2009) Jason Ritter. ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Quartet” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) › “Knife Fight” (2012) ‘R’

››› “Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Dare” (2009) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Bully” (2001, Drama) Brad Renfro. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “High School” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Father of the Bride” (1991, Comedy) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton.

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››› “They Were Expendable” (1945, War) Robert Montgomery, John Wayne. (CC) (DVS) (:45)

››› “Operation Pacific” (1951, War) John Wayne, Patricia Neal, Ward Bond. (CC)

››› “The Fighting Seabees” (1944) John Wayne, Susan Hayward. (CC)

››› “Back to Bataan” (1945) John Wayne. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Green Berets” (1968, War) John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton. (CC) (TLC) Women Hard EvidenceWomen Web of TBAWomen Web of TBAHard EvidenceWomen PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) Hawaii Five-0 (S) The Mentalist (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Toxic” Smallville (CC) (TOON) StevenRegularKing/HillKing/HillCleveCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsTrip FlipTrip FlipBggg Bggg Food ParadiseTrip FlipTrip FlipBggg Bggg Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond

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(HBO) Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Veep “Alicia” ››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. (S) Neighbors: 1st Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “John Carpenter’s Vampires”

(1998) James Woods. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Kicking & Scrm”

(MAX) (5:20) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S)

(:10) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) “Pleasure or Pain” (2012, Adult) Malena Morgan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:55) ››› “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Skin to the Max

(3:50) ›› “Tristan & Isolde” (2006) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Quartet” (CC) ›› “Sinister” (2012, Horror) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) All Access Nurse Jackie ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Californication ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Undead” (2003) Felicity Mason. ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei, Nadia Dajani. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (TMC) (5:10) ›› “Beauty Shop” (S) › “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis. “The Inheritance” (2010) Keith David. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Sex Awards (S) (CC)

(:15) ››› “Bellflower” (2011, Drama) Evan Glodell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Wonderland” (1999, Drama) Shirley Henderson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(4:55) ›› “The Confession” (1999)

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(12:05) Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood memories. (:05) ››› “Natural Born Killers” (1994) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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› “Haven” (2004) Orlando Bloom. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Legendary” (2010) Patricia Clarkson. (S) ‘PG-13’

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››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Inescapable” (2012) Alexander Siddig. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) › “A Dark Truth” (2012, Suspense) Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

SuicideGirls: UK Holiday (S) (CC) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’

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(:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:05) ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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›› “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” (2004) Diego Luna.

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(10:50) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. ‘R’

› “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Quartet” (2012, ComedyDrama) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) (TMC) (4:30) ››› “Far and Away” (1992)

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow (CC) of Television (S) (CC)

“The Big Country” (1958, Western) Gregory Peck. Texas ranchers involve an Easterner in a water rights feud.

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Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)

Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. (CC)

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(LIFE) (5:00) “Zoe Gone”“Starving in Suburbia” (2014) Premiere. “Death Clique” (2014) Lexi Ainsworth. (:02) “Starving in Suburbia” (2014) (CC) (:02) “Death Clique” (2014) (CC) ChrisChrisPaidPaidSleep!Paid

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(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. “Vikingdom” (2013) Dominic Purcell. Premiere. › “Thor: Hammer of the Gods” (2009) “Witchslayer Gretl” (2012) (CC) “Odysseus: Voyage” ZonePaidPaid

(TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic ››› “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965) Max von Sydow. Gods At ›› “A Story of David” (1960) Jeff Chandler, Basil Sydney. Lucado (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It Bam’s Bad Ass ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. Premiere. ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›››› “Gunga Din”

›››› “Beauty and the Beast” (1946) Jean Marais, Josette Day.

››› “The Glass Slipper” (1955) Leslie Caron, Michael Wilding. (CC)

››› “Hans Christian Andersen” (1952) Danny Kaye, Jeanmaire. (CC)

›› “The Candy Snatchers” (1974) Tiffany Bolling. (:45) ›››› “Seance on a Wet Afternoon” (1964) Kim Stanley. (CC)

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›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale. (CC) (DVS) (:33) ››› “I Am Legend” (2007) (:33) ›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) (:03) ››› “Rogue” (2007) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Scooby-Doo 2”King/HillKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyBoonBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistLagoonNarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarTitanLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidRiflesRifles (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) ›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (:35) VICE (S)

(:05) ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(MAX) (4:50) › “Me, Myself & Irene” ‘R’

(6:50) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (2013) ‘PG-13’ Chemistry Chemistry (:45) ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) Lingerie (S)

(:15) ›› “Hell Baby” (2013, Comedy) Rob Corddry, Leslie Bibb. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “Chain Reaction” (1996) Keanu Reeves. ‘PG-13’ “This Is 40” ‘R’ (SHOW) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

All Access (N) Boxing Keith Thurman vs. Julio Diaz. Thurman vs. Diaz, interim WBA World welterweight title. (N) (Live) All Access Californication Nurse Jackie ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992, Docudrama) Nick Nolte, Susan Sarandon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:05) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) “Grave Encounters” (2010) Sean Rogerson. ‘NR’ (:10) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Grave Encounters” (2010) Sean Rogerson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Homegrown” (1998) Billy Bob Thornton, Hank Azaria. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Winter Solstice” (2004) Anthony LaPaglia. ‘R’

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