‘Salem’ casts its spell on WGN America with series premiere
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2itThe makers of “Salem” are hoping the phrase “If you build it, they will come” holds true. In several ways.
Executive producer and cocreator Brannon Braga points out that an entire 17th-century town was constructed for the new drama premiering Sunday, April 20, on WGN America ... which also marks a rebuilding process with the debut of the decidedly edgy show, the first of several original series commissioned by the nationally distributed cable channel.
Salem’s infamous witch trials come to life anew in the program, co-created by executive producer Adam Simon and centered around Mary Sibley (Janet Montgomery, seen recently on “Downton Abbey”), the first among the Massachusetts town’s sorceresses. Her agenda for the locale is upset by the return of her ex-love John Alden (Shane West, formerly of “Nikita” and “ER”), a war veteran determined to set Salem free from witchery.
“We had to find land that had woods and what appeared to be a sea,” Braga explains, “because Salem was trapped between those.” Shreveport, La., was chosen as the production location — and a mythology is being built as well, since the cast and crew recognize the need for a contemporary lure to a show set hundreds of years in the past.
“I was hooked from the moment I first heard this idea,” says “Star Trek”-franchise alum Braga of Simon’s original concept, “which is that the witches are real, and they’re the ones running the trials. It’s a unique blend of horror, romance, psychosexual soap opera and other almostinexplicable elements I’d never imagined before. And I had to be a part of it.”
So did Montgomery, who’s clearly pivotal in a cast that also includes series veterans Xander Berkeley (who worked with costar West in “Nikita” as well), Ashley Madekwe (“Revenge”), Seth Gabel (“Arrow”) and Tamzin Merchant (“The Tudors”).
“I’ve noticed that it’s started to seep into my personal life, which is never good,” British actress Montgomery muses of the show’s premise. “I can get quite evil, pretty intense. This is such a complex role, it was quite intimidating to me when I started it.
Mary commands so much power, and the way I usually get what I want is to be quite nice and smiley. Everyone has different tactics, especially women.”
In the “Salem” ensemble of characters, Mary quite obviously is the first among equals. A series lead previously in CBS’ short-lived “Made in Jersey,” Montgomery knows a lot of responsibility goes with such prominence, particularly with Mary being who — and what — she is.
“She spends a lot of the episodes paranoid and conflicted,” the performer reports. “There’s not a switch that you can just turn on in the scene and say, ‘OK, now I’m doing it.’ You have to build up to get to that point.”
John Alden is a continual instigator of Mary’s turmoil. Montgomery confirms that upon his presumed death, “she really has nothing left to live for. She turns her back on life and goes over to the dark side. Then he comes back, and it’s like being confronted by a ghost. It’s heartbreaking, and even worse, that he’s going to stay in Salem is really tough for her.”
Being reasonably isolated, the filming location reinforces the show’s era and atmosphere for its stars. “I’ve only been on one other set like this in my career,” West says, “and that was (the 2003 movie) ‘The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,’ but they had a $90 million budget. With this, it’s shocking to see the amount of work and attention to detail that’s been put in.
“It just makes the entire experience worthwhile,” notes West. “First, there’s putting on the wardrobe — which is phenomenal — and then just walking into that town, acting is almost unnecessary. It just comes to you naturally. You just feel at home.
“I did want to take a break after ‘Nikita,’ as a lot of us did, but in reading other pilots, ‘Salem’ stood out for me. Being a fan of the genre, and playing this kind of character, it was a no-brainer.”
With the role “Salem” has in putting a fresh stamp on WGN America, which also has ordered the original series “Manhattan” and “The Ten Commandments,” Braga acknowledges “the stakes are very high. It’s something that I’m acutely aware of but that I also try to ignore.
“I’m grateful now that they have other shows in development, but on the other hand, I
wouldn’t have it any other way. ‘Salem’ is a unique show that I’m passionate about, and there’s something really great about your show potentially branding a network. It’s found a very special home at WGN.”
This spring is a busy one for Braga, since he’s also an executive producer of the Fox/National Geographic Channel documentary series “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.” He enjoys the fact that his current undertakings are so vastly different.
“There’s a moment” during the “Salem” premiere “that’s so bizarre,” he says, “we sat with the broadcast standards department and said, ‘Are we allowed to show this?’ And everyone decided, ‘Well, let’s see what happens.’
“The show is kind of a cross between ‘Wuthering Heights’ and ‘The Exorcist.’ It’s a real rollercoaster ride of horror, but it’s also an epic romance. And it’s most definitely a cable show.”
ACROSS
1. New Anna Faris sitcom
4. Close, for one
8. Dad on “Eight Is Enough”
11. First name in tyrants
12. Robert or Elizabeth
13. Actress Kelly and her kin
14. Sean Giambrone’s role (2)
17. Elly __ Clampett
18. Place for a hearing aid
19. “Enough __”; 2013 Julia Louis-Dreyfus movie
21. Sitcom diner
24. Setting for “Evening Shade”: abbr.
25. Photo-__; good time for a candidate to smile
26. “CSI: __”
27. “__ Femme Nikita”
28. Bandleader who played a bandleader
30. Daughter on “Everybody Loves Raymond”
2. “The __ Couple”
3. “__ Vice” (1984-90)
4. Nervous
5. One of Pooh’s pals
6. “__ Fly Away”
7. Relinquish
8. “Are You __, Chelsea?”
9. “Days of __ Lives”
10. Flavor enhancer, for short
15. Actress Kahn
16. Character on “The Flintstones” (hyph.)
19. “The __ Pebbles”; 1966 Steve McQueen movie
20. Actor Gross
22. Lounge about
23. Advice from the SPCA
29. Soft drinks
31. Cuts of pork
33. Role on “The Waltons”
34. “__ Brinker and the Silver Skates”; 1958 film
35. “__ About You”
36. “Man __ __ Ledge”; ’12 Sam Worthington film
37. Gun rights org.
38. “My Big __ Greek Wedding”
39. Late July baby
40. Linear measures: abbr.
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Sunday 1:00 p.m. % World of X Games
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Friday
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Saturday
1:00 p.m. % World of X Games
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
ANTHOLOGY
Saturday
10:30 a.m. ) Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and highschool talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom.
3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports
Saturday
12:30 a.m. ) Whacked Out Sports
4:30 a.m. = Whacked Out Sports
AUTO RACING
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Concord, N.C.
Monday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Wednesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: ToyotaCare 250,Qualifying. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: ToyotaCare 250. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live) (MSC) 3 Wide Life The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Saturday
12:00 p.m. _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From Chandler, Ariz. (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts SpringNationals, Qualifying. From Baytown, Texas. (Sameday Tape)
5:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Toyota Owners 400. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live)
BASEBALL
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Vanderbilt at Arkansas. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baltimore Orioles at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baltimore Orioles at Boston Red Sox.
From Fenway Park in Boston. (Same-day Tape) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Kansas City Royals.
From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Tuesday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Arizona Diamondbacks at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
(Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From
Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) New York
Yankees at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (MSC) Twins Live Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. 1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Alabama at South Carolina. (Live) (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers.
Thursday
7:15 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
7:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
1:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
7:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Josesito Lopez vs. Aaron Martinez. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
8:30 p.m. (SHOW) Keith Thurman vs. Julio Diaz. Thurman vs. Diaz, interim WBA World welterweight title. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live: Luis Ortiz vs. Monte Barrett. From Indio, Calif.
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
FOOTBALL
Sunday
12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Todd Marinovich’s unique rise to stardom, the dark downfall that followed, and the complicated father-son relationship throughout it all.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 College Football All-Star Challenge From Arlington, Texas.
Monday
p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. 2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) 4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
Saturday 12:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off (Live)
1:00 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA.
3:30 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) Training Day 365
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
12:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
1:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
1:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Arizona Diamondbacks at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
BASKETBALL
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones Interviews with former NBA players.
12:00 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Bernard Hopkins vs. Beibut Shumenov. Hopkins vs. Shumenov, IBF/ WBA light heavyweight unification. Also: Peter Quillin vs. Lukas Konecny.
9:15 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
9:45 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
11:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Wednesday
8:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
2:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2)
Wednesday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
4:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:00 p.m. 7 Vikings Huddle
A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
1:00 p.m. _ NFL Draft: On the Clock
2:00 p.m. % 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
6:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
6:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
7:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
7:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel GOLF
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Final Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. (Live) (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ RBC Heritage, Final Round. From Harbour Town Golf Links in Hilton Head, S.C. (Live) (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Final Round. From Duluth, Ga. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Final Round. From Hilton Head, S.C.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Final Round. From Duluth, Ga.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Final Round. From Duluth, Ga.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Final Round. From Hilton Head, S.C.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday 11:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty 2012 Players champion Matt Kuchar.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Junior golfers compete in the Drive, Chip and Putt Finals.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Tshwane
Open Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, First Round. From China. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Second Round. From Avondale, La. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Swinging Skirts Classic, Second Round. From San Francisco. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Second Round. From Avondale, La.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Second Round. From Avondale, La.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Third Round. From China. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. From Avondale, La.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Final Round. From China. (Same-day Tape)
HOCKEY
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
OUTDOORS
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Branson, Mo.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination
Polaris
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
2:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
SOCCER
Sunday
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories
Tuesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights The best action of the day’s action.
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, First Round.
From Avondale, La. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Swinging Skirts Classic, First Round.
From San Francisco. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, First Round.
From Avondale, La.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, First Round.
From Avondale, La.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Second Round. From China. (Same-day Tape)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round.
From Avondale, La. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round.
From the TPC Louisiana in Avondale, La. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Paul Azinger shares sand secrets.
(MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Swinging Skirts Classic, Third Round. From San Francisco. (Live)
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination
Polaris
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination
Polaris Friday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Catching prespawn river walleyes on the move; tackling new bass lakes in spring.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Fishing weed edges for largemouth bass; locating prime walleye spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
2:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal,2nd Leg — Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid. From Signal Iduna Park in Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Europa League Highlights
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Saturday
11:30 a.m. + English Premier League Soccer Manchester United FC vs Norwich City FC. From Old Trafford in Trafford, Greater Manchester, England. (Live)
1:30 p.m. + Premier League Goal Zone (Live)
SOFTBALL
Thursday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Georgia at Alabama. (Live)
Saturday
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas at Baylor. (Same-day Tape)
TENNIS
Sunday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Denver. Roddick, Courier, Blake and Philippoussis. From Denver.
3:00 a.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Denver. Roddick, Courier, Blake and Philippoussis. From Denver.
CABLE
“Plunge” (S) (CC) Bates Motel “Presumed Innocent” Barry’d Treasure Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Duck Dynasty “Till Duck Do Us Part” (AMC) (5:59) Mad Men (CC) (6:58) Mad Men “Time Zones” (:02) Turn “Pilot” A Long Island farmer is recruited. (S) (:32) Turn “Who by Fire” (S) (CC) (:32) ›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. (CC) “The Shawshank Redemption” (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced
Catch: Season 9 RevealedBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldGold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Last FrontierLast FrontierSurvivorman (CC) Survivorman (CC) (DISN) Wil. Doc PiratesSofiaJessieI Didn’tAustinJessieLiv-Mad.DogDogDogANT ANT ANT AustinAustinAustinGood Good JessieJessieAustinAustin
(E!) “Blue Crush 2” (2011, Drama) Sasha Jackson. ChrisleyChrisleySoupE! News Giuliana & BillEric & Eric & Total DivasSecret Societies of Hollywood Secret Societies Total Divas (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Baseball Vanderbilt at Arkansas. (N) (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) Countdown (ESPN2) (5:00) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. Bassmasters From Branson, Mo. (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. SEC Storied (CC) Year of the Quarterback (CC) 2014 College Football All-Star Challenge From Arlington, Texas. (CC) Sport Science (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySolemn Mass of EasterBkmrkVaticano“Hill Number One”RosaryEaster Sunday Mass BNSIC. In Concert Haydn’s “The Creation.” SavoringHymnsMark IIRosaryUrbi et Orbi
(FAM) DaddyDaddy“Another Cinderella Story” (2008) “Cinderella Story” ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles. ›››› “Cinderella” (1950) (:12) ›››› “The Little Mermaid”(4:57) “Tangled”
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Sunday Morning Futures MediaBuzz (N) News HQHousecall America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You Housecall MediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutDue OutPlayingCourtDumbestGame PolarisPlayingTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (N) Twins PolarisTennis
(FX) › “Legion” (2010) Paul Bettany. ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. “Rise of Planet of Apes”
(GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Maybank
Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsThe Bible Noah endures God’s wrath. The Bible Joshua conquers Jericho. (S) The Bible (S) (CC) The Bible (S) (CC) The Bible (S) (CC) (LIFE) In Touch AmazingJereOsteenPaidDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious Maids
(NBCSN) English Premier League SoccerEnglish Premier League SoccerEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the DayF1 PrerFormula One Racing F1 ExtraWorld Challenge (NICK) FanboyT.U.F.F.PowerSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesTurtlesRabbidsRabbidsRabbidsRabbidsBreadSanjayParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.HauntedThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidMetalMetal“Black Forest” (2012) Tinsel Korey. “Dungeons & Dragons” ›› “The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising” ››› “Stardust” (2007) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox. (TBN) PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningChristWinningPrinceRedeemWordIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeBest of PraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) MarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson. ›› “Meet the Browns” (2008) Tyler Perry, Angela Bassett. (DVS) ›› “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates.
›› “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” (2010) Tyler Perry, Sharon Leal. (DVS) “Tyler MadeaPerry’s Goes to Jail” (TCM) (4:45) ››› “The Silver Chalice” ››› “Barabbas” (1962, Historical Drama) Anthony Quinn, Silvana Mangano. (CC)
››› “The Big Fisherman” (1959) Howard Keel. Peter’s conversion sways a young woman and a young Arab. (CC)
››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Siobhan McKenna. Orson Welles narrates the story of Jesus. (CC) ››› “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965) Max von Sydow, Charlton Heston. (CC) (TLC) Paid Program (S) (CC) PaidFour Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) CoupleCoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little Couple (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokéBen 10LegendsNinjaGoNinjaGo › “The Smurfs” (2011) Hank Azaria. NinjaGoNinjaGoTeenTeenGumballGumballTom/ ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939, Fantasy) (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits “Hawaii” Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsKingaBest RV GetawaysMega RV CountFood ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld RecordsWorld RecordsPanic Panic
PawnPawnJokersJokersKiller KaraokeKiller KaraokeWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company Cleveland Cleveland 3’s Company 3’s Company
(:12) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirens
› “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Game Plan” (2007, Comedy) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. (CC)
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. (CC)
›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman. (CC) (DVS)
›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (WGN-A) SearchFactsDavidTom’rowWitchesWitches ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. (CC) ›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004) (CC) ››› “V for Vendetta” (2006) Natalie Portman. ››› “300” (2007) (CC)
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011) State of Play (Subtitled-English) (S) “One Nation Under Dog” Fight Game Road to Marquez ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:45) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) (CC) (6:50) ›› “Hide and Seek” (2005) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Cinderella Man” (2005, Biography) Russell Crowe, Renée Zellweger. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(2:55) ›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Dark Skies” (2013, Science Fiction) Keri Russell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Ted” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) “The Secret of My Success” 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Boxing Bernard Hopkins vs. Beibut Shumenov. All Access Inside Comedy ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC)
SUNDAY EVENING APRIL 20, 2014
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA Minnesota WI Foodie Call the Midwife (N) (S) (PA) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (N) (S) (CC)
Minnesota Independent Lens “The Trials of Muhammad Ali” (S) POV (S) (CC) Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (S) (CC)
KSTP It’s the Easter Beagle Once Upon a Time (N) (S) (CC) “In My Dreams” (2014) Katharine McPhee, Mike Vogel. Premiere. (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) On the Road Engagement Raymond Sanctuary “Breach” (CC) Family Recipe MotionABC
WDSE Your Inner Fish (S) (CC) Call the Midwife (N) (S) (PA) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (N) (S) (CC) Doc Martin “Out of the Woods” (CC) Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (S) (CC) (Off Air)
KAWE NewsHour Wk Common Ground Call the Midwife (N)
Minnesota Independent Lens “The Trials of Muhammad Ali” (S)
Bounty HuntersRiver Monsters (S) River Monsters (N) Bounty HuntersRiver Monsters (S) Bounty HuntersRiver Monsters (S) Bounty HuntersRiver Monsters (S)
Jessie“Now You See It...” (2005) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug
Monsters (S) Bounty HuntersKati Kim (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. Medicine FashionHappensHousewives/Atl. Medicine Housewives/Atl. HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) DebtOn 60 Minutes onBillions BehindAmerican GreedMarijuana- Am.Marijuana: IndustryAmerican GreedPaidPaidAmerican GreedMad MoneyWorld ExchangeSquawk Box (N) (CNN) Special ReportAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Inside ManAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Inside ManDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) Bill Cosby: FarKevin Hart: GrownKevin Hart: LaughTracy MorganTosh.0Amy Work.Tosh.0Tracy MorganSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkFturamaHalf PaidPaidPaidCebria (DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidNaked and Afraid: Naked and AfraidNaked After DarkNaked and AfraidNaked After DarkNaked and Afraid: PaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaid (DISN) I Didn’tI Didn’t ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (S) JessieGood JessieDogAustinGood Good Shake ItANT
(E!) Total DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas (N) Eric & ChrisleyTotal DivasEric & ChrisleySoupChelseaTotal DivasSoupChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Boston Red Sox. (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) SportCtrSportCtrSportCtr
(ESPN2) E:60 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 3030 for 30: Soccer Stories (N) ESPN FC (N) MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Boston Red Sox. (N Same-day Tape) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) SportsCenter 30 for 30 Shorts Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC) (EWTN) Solemn Mass of Easter SundayFleshRosaryTheo. RoundtableEWTN LiveMass of Easter SundayJohnSunday PrimeThe ViUrbi et OrbiReliBkmrkCatePer.Per.
(FAM) (4:57) “Tangled” ›› “Hop” (2011, Comedy) Premiere. ›› “Hop” (2011) Russell Brand OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidSleep PaidPaidPaidPrinceRobisonJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) Tennis West-CustomsWorld PokerPark & PipeSledCuttingWorld PokerMLB Baseball: Twins at Royals Car Warriors (S) Tennis PowerShares Series: Denver. World Poker (FX) “Rise of Apes” ›› “Contraband” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (:33) ›› “Contraband” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (12:06) Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Final Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Final Round. From
Sam & Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid
(SYFY) ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg. (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) ››› “Sin City” (2005) Jessica Alba. (CC) Jim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCreflo ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Joseph Prince: Easter Special “The Final Inquiry” (2007, Drama) EasterMessiah Prophecies FulfilledWom (TBS) “Tyler MadeaPerry’s Goes to Jail”
›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family” (2011) Tyler Perry. (:15) ›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. (DVS)
›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” (2009, Comedy) Tyler Perry. (DVS)
›› “Meet the Browns” (2008) Tyler Perry, Angela Bassett. (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) “The Greatest Story Ever Told”
››› “Easter Parade” (1948) Judy Garland, Fred Astaire. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Annie Get Your Gun” (1950) Betty Hutton, Howard Keel. (CC)
›››› “Spione” (1928, Suspense) Rudolf KleinRogge, Gerda Maurus, Willy Fritsch.
››› “Lola Montes” (1955, Drama) Martine Carol, Peter Ustinov.
›››› “The Magnificent Ambersons” (1942) Tim Holt
“Dr. Goldfoot & Bikini Machine” (TLC)
CoupleCoupleMediumMediumMediumMediumMy Five Wives (N) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) MediumMediumCoupleCouplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCake Boss (CC) (TNT)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) ›› “Watchmen” (2009, Action) Billy Crudup. (CC) (DVS) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) ClarenceTom/VentureVentureChickenBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalVentureBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) Food ParadiseMysteries-MuseumHoly LandSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumHoly LandSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) truTV Top FunniesttruTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...BamJokerstruTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...BamJokersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle (:43) Gilligan’s Island (CC) Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) (5:00) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) (CC) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (CC) (DVS)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles “Missing” (12:01) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (:01) ›› “The Game Plan” (2007) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Chrisley Knows Burn Notice (WGN-A) (4:30) “300” (2007) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Salem “The Vow” (:06) Salem (CC) (:12) Bones (CC) Salem “The Vow” (:06) Salem (CC) WitchesDharmaDharmaDharmaWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (:10) ››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Game of Thrones (N) (S) (CC) Silicon Valley Veep “Alicia” Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Veep “Alicia”
Silicon Valley Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
Silicon Valley Veep “Alicia”
(:05) › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Valentine Road” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “World Is Not” (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Ted” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Femme Fatales (:45) ›› “Admission” (2013, ComedyDrama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) Sin City Diaries Feature 3: To Die For A compilation of episodes. (CC)
(:25) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000, Comedy) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Overboard” (SHOW) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Californication Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (N) Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication
› “The Canyons” (2013) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour (:45) ›› “Career Opportunities” (1991) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) (TMC) (5:05) ›› “Daylight” (1996) (CC)
››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey.
›› “Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London” (2004) Frankie Muniz. (S)
›› “Homegrown” (1998) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Passion Fish” (1992, Drama) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Hunter” (2011) Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “The Brass Teapot” (2012) Juno Temple. ‘R’ (CC)
BROADCAST
KVRR PaidBusiMotherMotherPaidRayKatie MiddleMiddlePaidTwo People’s CourtJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorcePeople’s CourtFamFamMillion.Mod
WUCW ZionPrinceRobisonVariedPaidPaidThe Test Jerry SpringerMaury Judge MathisPeople’s CourtJusticePaternityBill CunninghamSteve WilkosMaury
WFTC PaidPaidCopeWomOn the FlyWendy WilliamsTrisha GoddardDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeCops Cops 30 Rock30 RockFam
JobsDirty JobsTanked: UnfilteredSwamp WarsGator BoysFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot
T Big CatBig Cat My Cat From HellAnimal CopsAnimal Animal Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole Gator Boys ››› “Oceans” (2009) (S) (CC)
W Animal CopsPit-Parolees Finding BigfootFinding Bigfoot
TH MeerkatIce Cold GoldIce Cold GoldIce Cold GoldIce Cold GoldIce Cold GoldIce Cold GoldIGC After IGC After IGC After IGC After
M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertComedySunnySouth Pk(:24) ›› “Extract” (2009) (CC) (:24) › “The Comebacks” (2007) (CC) KeyKeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0
T CommunAmy SunnySouth Pk › “Bubble Boy” (2001, Comedy) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0
F Meerkat My Cat From HellAnimal CopsAnimal CopsPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleTanked: UnfilteredSwamp WarsGator BoysFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot (BRAVO) Tabatha Tk-OvrTabatha Tk-OvrMatchmVariedMatchmVariedMatchmVariedMillionVariedMillionVariedMillionVaried Programs (CNBC) (5:00) Squawk Box Squawk on the Street Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing Bell Fast MoneyMad Money (CNN) (5:00) New Day CNN Newsroom At This HourLegal ViewWolf CNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation RoomCrossfire (COM)
W ComedyCommunSunnySouth Pk(10:54) ›› “The Dukes of Hazzard”South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk
TH (10:54) ›› “Hot Rod” (2007) (CC) Amy KeySunnySunnySunnyFturama
F CommunChapSunnySouth Pk › “Superstar” (1999) Molly Shannon. Work.Work.
(DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayDisappearedWicked AttractionSins & SecretsVaried Programs (DISN) Ella the MickeyPiratesMickeyWil. Doc SofiaMickeyDoc MickeyMickeyLittleLittleOctoVaried Programs
LiveClassicsReli The Best ofCross Bkmrk TruthCatholic
M PaidPaidPolarisTwins Park & PipeMLB Baseball: Twins at RoyalsPolarisBaseball MLB Baseball: Twins at RoyalsPolarisBaseball Training FameVikings Baseball World Poker
T World PokerMinneMinneWe Love Due Car WarriorsWest-CustomsThe The The The The MinneWorld PokerThe Best of PrideUFCTwins
F World Over LiveDispatchPapacyNews John DispatchParablesStations The World Over (FAM) ’70s’70s’70s’70sStanding700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore Girls8, Rules8, RulesRebaRebaRebaRebaBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MiddleMiddleMiddleMiddle (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now News HQ The Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)
W Pain PlayingTwins CuttingWe Love MLB Baseball: Twins at Rays Hard ChargeMLB Baseball: Twins at Rays Park & PipeCuttingGame FameCourtACC
TH PaidChamp. SledPolaris Baseball Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. (N) Twins PolarisVikings The UFC Countdown
M Buffy, Slayer ›› “15 Minutes” (2001) Robert De Niro. › “Instinct” (1999, Drama) Anthony Hopkins. ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Contraband” (2012)
T › “Instinct” (1999, Drama) Anthony Hopkins. ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) Two Two › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”Saint ›› “Step Brothers” (2008)
F Due Game Angling WaterOutdoorUEFA Champions League SoccerUEFA Champions League SoccerUEFAWorld Poker TourDumbest (FX)
W Ellen ›› “Little Nicky” (2000, Comedy) › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” › “Babylon A.D.” (2008) Vin Diesel. ››› “Unstoppable” (2010, Action) AngerTwo “Captain America: The First Avenger”
TH Buffy, Slayer ››› “Unstoppable” (2010, Action) Two Two ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. MotherMotherTwo Two ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth. Con
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M IncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncome M Modern MarvelsAncient Aliens Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens T Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCnt. Cnt. W The StatesThe StatesThe StatesThe StatesThe StatesAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPickersPickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers TH UFO FilesVampire Secrets PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn F Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern Marvels 8 – APRIL 20 - 26, 2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
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M BalanceBalanceUnsolved MysteryFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyHoarders Hoarders Hoarders
T Wife SwapWife SwapWife Swap
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W Spaces To Be Announced True Tori
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M NHL Hockey The Dan Patrick Show
SportsPremierPremier LeaguePremier LeagueEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Pro TalkNASCARNHL Live
T B. DanceBiteFishingFishingIntoSaltwaOutd’rsOff RoadEngineNASCARPro Football Talk
W ExtremeExtreme SportBassSltwtrIntoSaltwaMecum
TH OutsideOutdoorSeasonsLunker.Outd’rsFishingTruckMuscleMecum Auctions: Collector Cars
F BassMartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceBassOff RoadEngine
M PaidPaidPaidPaidGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandCopsCopsCopsCops
T Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk Master
(NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWPAWUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyWallySponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W Police VideosPolice VideosCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops ››› “Déjà Vu”
››› “Stardust” (2007) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox. ››› “Sin City” (2005) Jessica Alba. (CC) ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg. (CC) “Men in Black” T Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W Paid ProgramZone“Storm War” (2011) Stacy Keach. (CC) “Annihilation Earth” (2009) Luke Goss. “Ba’al: The Storm God” (2008) (CC) ›› “Path of Destruction” (2005) (CC) ›› “Polar Storm” (2009) (CC)
TH PaidMetalMetal ›› “Megafault” (2009) (CC) ››› “Earth’s Final Hours” (2011) ››› “Ice Twisters” (2009) (CC) “Swamp Volcano” (2012) (CC) › “Saw 7” (2010) Tobin Bell. (CC)
M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeThe GoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToJesus The 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishApostle Peter Concert
T Jew. Je “The Final Inquiry” (2007, Drama) Alive ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter.
F “Hybrid” (2007) Justine Bateman. (CC) ››› “War Wolves” (2009) (CC) “Wolvesbayne” (2009) Jeremy London. ››› “Primal” (2010) Krew Boylan. ›› “Hostel” (2006) Jay Hernandez. “Jeepers Creepr” (TBN)
W Change The Jesus: The EvidenceJ. Meyer PassionBest of Praise
TH G.
››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) “The Final Inquiry” (2007, Drama) The
››› “The Robe” (1953) Richard Burton. Barabbas (TBS)
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M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.KingKingFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeldSeinfeld
M DrGoldft ›› “Ski Party” (1965) (CC) (:15) ››› “Beach Party” (1963) (CC) ›› “Muscle Beach Party”(:45) ›› “Bikini Beach” (1964) (CC) ›› “Pajama Party” (1964) ›› “Beach Blanket Bingo” (1965) “How-Bikini”
T “The Life of Jimmy Dolan”“Ride, Cowboy”(:45) › “The Big Stampede”“Man-Monterey”(:15) › “Sagebrush Trail”“Randy Rides”“The Star Packer”(:45) “The Lawless Frontier” ››› “Allegheny Uprising”Holly
W (5:45) ››› “3 Godfathers”(:45) “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon”(:45) ›››› “Rio Grande” (1950) ›››› “The Quiet Man” (1952) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Wings of Eagles”(:45) ››› “How the West Was Won” (1962)
TH (:15) ›› “Reunion in France” (1942) (:15) ››› “Flying Tigers” (1942) (:15) ›› “Flying Leathernecks”, War (:15) ››› “The Sea Chase” (1955) (:15) ›› “Cast a Giant Shadow” (1966) Kirk Douglas. (CC) “Blood Alley”
F Tall (:45) ›› “Without Reservations” (CC) (:45) ››› “Tycoon” (1947) John Wayne. (CC) “Angel and the Badman”(:45) ››› “Trouble Along the Way”(:45) “Big Jim McLain” (1952) (:15) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) (CC) (TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuints19 KidsVariedAddicAddicExtremeExtremeWhat Not to Wear19 KidsVariedCoupleCoupleSay YesSay YesWedVariedMediumMediumMediumVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéTeenTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenStevenJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballDramaDramaVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidFood ParadiseNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith (USA)
M Burn ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig. NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T ChrisleyChrisley ›› “The Switch” (2010) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU
W (5:00) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU
F White CollarCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene (WGN-A) PaidCrefloRobisonPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerHeat of the NightHeat of the NightNewsVariedLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw Order: CILaw CIVariedFunny Videos
(:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013) Henry Cavill. (S) (:15) ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) (S) (CC)
W “Night-Roxbury” ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (S) (:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. “The Way, Way Back” (2013) One Last Hug ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (CC) “Ace Ventura”
TH “Kicking & Scrm”RoadFight ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) (CC) “Dodgeball: Underdog”(:45) Billy Crystal 700 SundaysRoadREAL Sports ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (:15) “Pacific Rim”
M (5:25) ›› “Overboard” (S) (:20) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) (:45) › “Getaway” (2013) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “The Revenant” (2009) (S) (:20) ››› “Go” (1999) (S) (:10) ›› “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998) (S) Argo (S)
T (5:45) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) (S) (:10) ››› “In Good Company” (S) (:05) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) (CC) (:25) “The Man With the Golden Gun”(:35) ››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) Broken
W (5:50) ››› “Rushmore”“Shadow of the Vampire” (S) ››› “Tombstone” (1993) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (:20) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “Great Expectations” (1998) Admis
F State of Play ›› “Too Big to Fail” (2011) (:45) › “Just My Luck” (2006) (S) (CC) ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011) (:15) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) (S) ›› “The Transporter 2” (S) ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) (:15) “Bowfinger” (MAX)
TH › “Supernova” (2000) (S) ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) ›› “The Internship” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “Internal Affairs” (1990) (S) “National Lampoon”(:45) ››› “The Abyss” (S)
M (5:15) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil”(:35) ›› “Turner & Hooch”(:15) ›› “The Big Kahuna” (1999) (S) (10:50) “The Other F Word”“Detention of the Dead” › “Derailed” (2002) (S) (CC) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister”“Step Up Rev.”
T “Earth Girl-Easy”(:15) ››› “Crimes of the Heart” (S) ›› “Beaches” (1988) Bette Midler. (:15) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”Gone (S)
W Quartet(:45) › “Joyride” (1997) Premiere. (S) “A Brooklyn State of Mind” › “Sexting” (2011) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Stir of Echoes”(:15) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (CC) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (:45) ››› “Quartet” (2012)
F (5:00) “Hoosiers” › “White Noise” (2005) (S) (:45) ›› “Gangster Squad” (2013) (S) (:45) ››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) (S) (CC) (:15) › “Getaway” (2013) (S) (CC) “Jack the Giant Slayer” (S) (:45) “The Bourne Legacy” (SHOW)
M Brass ››› “Lincoln” (2012) Daniel Day-Lewis. (S) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) (S) (CC) (:10) ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006) (S) (:15) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. (S) (CC) ››› “Lincoln” (2012) (S)
T Return(:40) › “Backflash” (2002) (:10) › “Inescapable” (S) (:45) ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) (:35) ››› “Ed Wood” (1994) (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) (S) (3:50) “Red Flag”(:15) “Knife Fight”
W (5:35) ›› “Medicine Man”Mumford & Sons(:20) “Two Family House” (S) (:10) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005) (S) ›› “DeadHeads” (2011) (:35) ››› “Out of the Ashes” (2003) › “Virus” (1999) (S) (CC) “Beauty Shop” (S)
TH Its ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) › “Material Girls” (2006) Hilary Duff. (:20) “The Other F Word” (S) ›› “54” (1998) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) ››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (S) (:15) “The Words” F (5:30) ›› “Beaches” (1988) (:45) ››› “Sarafina!” (1992) (S) (CC) ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Fearless” (2006) Jet Li. ››› “The Way Back” (2010) (S) (:45) › “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. Pledge (TMC)
TH “The Confession”(6:50) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) (S) › “Alex Cross” (2012) (S) (:45) ›› “Outside Providence” (1999) (:25) › “Hidden Assassin”(1:55) “Messages Deleted” ››› “Mean Creek” (2004) “Lemony Snick.”
F Legend(:35) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. (S) (CC) ››› “Lincoln” (2012) Daniel Day-Lewis. (S) “Apartment 1303” (2012) (S) › “The Brass Teapot” (S) (:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins. (S)
“Bill & Sons Towing,” www.billandsonstowing. com/
Created by and starring the sketch troupe the Imponderables, along with actors Nicholas Campbell, Jayne Eastwood, Sonja Smits, Angela Asher and Mary Ashton. A floundering tow-truck business in Hamilton, Ontario, may have reached for the wrong lifeline when owner Bill Vanderchuck turns it over to this 30-something sons to run, especially since the only thing the four of them have in common is not agreeing on how to run the business.
“Friday Night at the Luncheonette,” www.nbc. com/parenthood/video/friday-night-at-the-luncheonette/2745592
Jesse Plemons and Derek Phillips reprise their “Friday Night Lights” roles as members of the Christian speedmetal band Crucifictorious, while Amber (Mae Whitman) must look after her cousin (Max Burkholder) while also working after hours at the Luncheonette. Who knew that Amber and Landry Clarke (Plemons) were friends? Well, it’s all just part of the Jason Katims universe.
‘REWRAPPED’ makes factory snacks into homemade treats
In the classic 1988 action movie “Die Hard,” besieged NYPD officer John McClane, trapped in a Los Angeles skyscraper with murderous thieves and hostages, is talking to his police-radio buddy on the outside, LAPD Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald VelJohnson).
McClane is trying to fortify himself by eating a “1,000-year-old Twinkie,” and he asks Powell – seen buying the snack cakes earlier in the movie, allegedly for his pregnant wife – “What do they put in these things, anyway?”
Says Powell: “Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate-60 and Yellow Dye No. 5. Just everything a growing boy needs.”
Whatever the ingredients of the current iteration of the Twinkie, the ingredients and manufacturing process of our favorite snack foods retain an air of mystery, making one wonder if they can be reproduced in a home kitchen.
That question gets answered Monday, April 21, on Food Network with the premiere of “Rewrapped.” It’s a spinoff of the network’s long-running show “Unwrapped,” which digs into the origins of commercial foods.
That show’s host, Marc Summers, is the head judge on “Rewrapped,” and Joey Fatone is the host.
“I thought Joey would make a great host,” says Summers, “which he is, and they wanted to make me head judge because I am the king of all food such as Twinkies and chocolate chip cookies and Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and stuff like that.”
In Round 1, contestants have to re-create the chosen snack food of the day with the goal of making theirs as close as possible to the original in taste, texture and appearance.
“One guy,” says Summers, “one guy made a Hostess cupcake that looked like it just came off the assembly line. I wondered how it got made. He knew the amount of squiggles, and he had it absolutely perfect.
“The taste was 89.6 percent right on the money. Obviously, they’re using different kinds of chocolate or whatever, but not only trying to make it look exactly like it but then making it taste exactly like the product – that was fascinating.”
Then in the second round, the cooks must use the packaged product to make an innovative dish of their own.
“On many episodes,” says Summers, “the people who were in the basement at the end of Round 1 came back and won the thing, because now you have to take that item and do something that’s creative, either sweet or savory.
“When you find out what this guy did with the Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies, or what the person did with the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, you go, ‘How did you think of that?’ ”
IN FOCUS
“Grimm: Love Is in the Air,” www.nbc.com/grimm/video
Created to satisfy fans until the NBC series returned in late February, the four-part series, created by Chip Touhey and written by Nick Peet, features Rosalie and Juliette (Bree Turner, Bitsie Tulloch), who get together with some girlfriends for a Valentine’s Day spa party. But, as might be expected, something supernatural happens, and a love spell is cast among the attendees.
“Grimm: Meltdown,” www. nbc.com/grimm/video
“Love Is in the Air” isn’t the first venture into digital series for “Grimm.” In this four-part series, Wu and Franco (Reggie Lee, Robert Blanche) arrive at Bud’s (Danny Bruno) repair shop to see if he’s seen anything strange. Bud says no, but before he knows it, there’s a zombie in the place, and he’s stuck in the freezer.
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2” (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC)
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›› “The Big Trail” (1930) John Wayne. A young trapper takes a job as scout for a wagon train.
› “Frontier Horizon” (1939, Western) John Wayne. › “Haunted Gold” (1932) (12:15) › “Somewhere in Sonora” (1933) John Wayne. ››› “Baby Face” (1933) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) Thou Shalt Not: Sex, Sin and Censorship ›› “Telegraph Trail” (1933, Western) John Wayne. (TLC) Stories of the ERUntold Stories of Sex Sent Me to TattoosTattoosSex Sent Me to TattoosTattoosUntold Stories of Stories of the ERPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) Castle (S)
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) “Trouble With the Curve” Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood memories. (CC)
›› “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Demián Bichir. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Veep “Alicia” Silicon Valley ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:50) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)
(3:50) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’ Gloria: Words (MAX) (5:25) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:10) Life on Top (:45) ›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC) “Vanity Fair” (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC)
››› “Django Unchained” (2012) Jamie Foxx. An ex-slave and a German bounty hunter roam America’s South. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “21 Grams” (2003, Drama) Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro. ‘R’
(:10) ›› “It’s About You”
(2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Earth Girl” (TMC) (4:30) ››› “Lincoln” (2012) (CC)
›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) › “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere, Topher Grace. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Wrath of Cain” (2010) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise, Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Machinist” (2004) Christian Bale. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Return to Paradise” (1998) Vince Vaughn.
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›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Night Rox” (MAX) (5:35) ›› “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Life on Top Feature 5: Animal Instincts (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Killer Joe” (2011) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(3:50) ›› “City of Ghosts” (2002, Crime Drama) Matt Dillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi Nurse Jackie Californication ››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Dare” (2009) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Bully” (2001, Drama) Brad Renfro. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “High School” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “They Were Expendable” (1945, War) Robert Montgomery, John Wayne. (CC) (DVS) (:45)
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››› “The Fighting Seabees” (1944) John Wayne, Susan Hayward. (CC)
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(HBO) Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Silicon Valley Veep “Alicia” ››› “The Way, Way Back” (2013) Steve Carell. (S) Neighbors: 1st Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:10) “Pleasure or Pain” (2012, Adult) Malena Morgan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:55) ››› “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(3:50) ›› “Tristan & Isolde” (2006) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Quartet” (CC) ›› “Sinister” (2012, Horror) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) All Access Nurse Jackie ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Californication ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Undead” (2003) Felicity Mason. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei, Nadia Dajani. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (TMC) (5:10) ›› “Beauty Shop” (S) › “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis. “The Inheritance” (2010) Keith David. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Sex Awards (S) (CC)
(:15) ››› “Bellflower” (2011, Drama) Evan Glodell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Wonderland” (1999, Drama) Shirley Henderson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(4:55) ›› “The Confession” (1999)
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› “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge. › “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Haven” (2004) Orlando Bloom. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Legendary” (2010) Patricia Clarkson. (S) ‘PG-13’
(S) Tanked (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) “Men in Black” ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002, Suspense) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002, Suspense) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) Medicine PaidPaidPaidPaidSouthern Charm (CNBC) Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car Car PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld ExchangeSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperCNN Tonight (N) SpotlightUnguardAnthony Bourd.SmerconishCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.CNNI Simulcast (N) Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0South PkSouth Pk ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) (CC) Chris D’EliaKeyKeyKumail Nan.PaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Boss Hog (CC) Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (N) Boss Boss Ice Cold Gold (S) Boss Boss Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (S) Grill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (DISN) Liv-Mad.Jessie ›› “Cars 2” (2011, Comedy) (S) (CC) JessieWin, Liv-Mad.JessieANT Good ANT JessieGood ›› “Go Figure” (2005) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! News (N) Giuliana & BillFashion Police (N) HelloChrisleyChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceThe FaChelseaSecret Societies PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockNewsRosaryThe World OverJohn Paul/ GreatDaily Mass (CC) Life on the RockKarol: Man Who BecameKarol: Man Who BecameRmb JeChoicesPer.Per.
(FAM) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) 3 WideTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins MinneHard ChargeMLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins Twins MinnePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) MotherMother ›› “Just Go With It” (2011) Adam Sandler. ›› “Just Go With It” (2011) Adam Sandler.
(2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento.
“Jeepers Creepr”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Continuum (N) MetalMetalContinuumWarehouse 13 (S) “Stargate: The Ark of Truth” (2008) ›› “Stargate: Continuum” (2008) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseHoly CrefloMessiah-Proph.EasterTen FaithRampPhphyStoriesCharlieThe (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S)
››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. Premiere. A power-mad militarist pursues the mutants. (DVS)
›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001, Adventure) Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight. Bam’s Bad Ass Deal With It › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive” (2006, Action) Devon Aoki. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) (CC)
››› “North to Alaska” (1960, Western) John Wayne, Stewart Granger. (CC) (:15) ››› “McLintock!” (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Shootist” (1976) John Wayne, Lauren Bacall. (CC)
››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965) John Wayne, Dean Martin. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965) Max von Sydow, Charlton Heston. (CC) (TLC) BorBorRandySay YesSay YesRandyGownGownSay YesRandyGownGownRandySay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TNT) Supernatural (S) ››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. (CC) (DVS) (:33) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) (:33) ›› “Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. (CC) (:03) Law & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenRegularKing/HillKing/HillCleveCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney
(TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Bizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidGrill-Pro
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›› “No Strings Attached” (2011) Natalie Portman, Cary Elwes. (CC) (DVS)
› “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler. (CC)
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› “Getaway” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girls in Bed “Hypnotika” (2013, Adult) Angie Savage. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) (2:50) ››› “Munich” (2005, Suspense) Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Stone Cars (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “The Pledge” (2008) (S) “Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a Pimp” (2012) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Dark Skies” (2013) Keri Russell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Nurse Jackie Californication (:10) ››› “21 Grams” (2003, Drama) Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro. ‘R’ (:15) ››› “The Best Man” (1999, Comedy-Drama)
››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Inescapable” (2012) Alexander Siddig. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) › “A Dark Truth” (2012, Suspense) Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
SuicideGirls: UK Holiday (S) (CC) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’
Taye Diggs, Nia Long. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Quartet” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (3:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995) ‘R’
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(FAM) Melissa ›› “Yours, Mine & Ours” (2005) › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) “Harry Potter-Deathly Hall.”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N)
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(FX) Ellen (S) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerTwo Two Two Two ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham. ›› “Eagle Eye” (2008, Action) Shia LaBeouf. ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011)
(GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Third Round. From China. (N Same-day Tape) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. Golf Central ››› “The Legend of Bagger Vance” (2000, Drama) Will Smith, Matt Damon, Charlize Theron. Golf Acad. Golf Central LPGA Golf (HGTV) YardYardYardYardYardYardProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersLove It or List ItBeachBeachBeachBeachBeachBeachBeachBeachHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsWake Island: The Alamo of the PacificThe Real Story of Pearl Harbor WW2 From Space (S) (CC) Third Reich “The Rise” (CC) Third Reich: The Fall (S) (CC) “No Place-Earth” (LIFE) PaidMeals!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidUnsolved Mystery ›› “Trust” (2010) Clive Owen. (CC) To Be Announced To Be Announced “Zoe Gone” (2014) (NBCSN) PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierTrack and Field The Penn Relays. (N) (S Live) Track and Field Drake Relays. (N) Mecum Auctions: CarsNHL Live (NICK) PenguinParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayBreadRabbidsPowerSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsRabbidsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.ThunderSam & (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidTattoo ›› “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain. (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidMetalMetal Hurlant ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead” ›› “The Mothman Prophecies” (2002) ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) (CC) (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNews“Ben Hur” (2003) Holy (TBS) Bam’s Bad Ass Deal With It House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001, Adventure) Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight. ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley. Premiere. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (:15) ›› “Big Jake” (1971, Western) John Wayne, Richard Boone. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Mexican Spitfire at Sea” (:45) ››› “The Red Badge of Courage” (1951) ›››› “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951) Marlon Brando. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957, Biography) James Stewart, Patricia Smith. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Gunga Din” (1939) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS) (TLC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) 1st 1st My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) PreviewTip-OffNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) (TOON) Tom/TenkaiBeyWar.PokéBen 10LegendsClarenceTom/“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules”RegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenClarenceUncle Uncle “Scooby-Doo 2” (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “First Kid” (1996) Sinbad. (:15) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) Pierce Brosnan. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. (CC) (MAX) (5:50) ››› “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(2:50) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(4:50) › “Me, Myself & Irene” ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Quartet” (2012)
››› “Gucci: The Director” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” (2004) Diego Luna.
›› “Beauty Shop” (2005) Queen Latifah. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. ‘R’
› “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Quartet” (2012, ComedyDrama) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. (S) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) (TMC) (4:30) ››› “Far and Away” (1992)
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KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow (CC)
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“The Big Country” (1958, Western) Gregory Peck. Texas ranchers involve an Easterner in a water rights feud.
City Limits Acoustic music. (S)
Roadshow (CC)
of Television (S) (CC) ››› “The Big Country” (1958, Western) Gregory Peck. Texas ranchers involve an Easterner in a water rights feud.
Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. (CC)
(CC) (AP) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) (4:30) “Burlesque” › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. ›› “Burlesque” (2010) Cher, Christina Aguilera. › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. MatchmMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) American GreedAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowAmerican GreedPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) Newsr’mSpotlightChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row Stories Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) “American Pie 2”“Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo” G. Iglesias: FluffyGabriel Iglesias: Aloha FluffyComedy South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkCebriaPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Last FrontierLast FrontierTimber Kings (S) Timber Kings (N) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Last FrontierLast FrontierPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRiflesDavid (DISN) AustinAustinAustin“The Little Mermaid” (1989) MightyKickin’ ItJessieANT Liv-Mad.JessieGood ANT Liv-Mad.“Den Brother” (2010) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! News › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. Fashion PoliceChelseaSoupTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrNBANBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
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(FSN) The The The The Hard ChargeBoxing World PokerMLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins College Softball Kansas at Baylor. West-CustomsCar Warriors (S)
(FX) “Transformers” ›› “Contraband” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “Contraband” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. Fargo SaintAngerLouieLouieLouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Swinging Skirts Classic, Third Round. From San Francisco. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. From Avondale, La. ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. Relieve pain Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Euro PGA
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(LIFE) (5:00) “Zoe Gone”“Starving in Suburbia” (2014) Premiere. “Death Clique” (2014) Lexi Ainsworth. (:02) “Starving in Suburbia” (2014) (CC) (:02) “Death Clique” (2014) (CC) ChrisChrisPaidPaidSleep!Paid
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(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. “Vikingdom” (2013) Dominic Purcell. Premiere. › “Thor: Hammer of the Gods” (2009) “Witchslayer Gretl” (2012) (CC) “Odysseus: Voyage” ZonePaidPaid
(TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic ››› “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965) Max von Sydow. Gods At ›› “A Story of David” (1960) Jeff Chandler, Basil Sydney. Lucado (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It Bam’s Bad Ass ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. Premiere. ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›››› “Gunga Din”
›››› “Beauty and the Beast” (1946) Jean Marais, Josette Day.
››› “The Glass Slipper” (1955) Leslie Caron, Michael Wilding. (CC)
››› “Hans Christian Andersen” (1952) Danny Kaye, Jeanmaire. (CC)
›› “The Candy Snatchers” (1974) Tiffany Bolling. (:45) ›››› “Seance on a Wet Afternoon” (1964) Kim Stanley. (CC)
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