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PLAYING FIELD

Highlights For The Week

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Gruden’s QB Camp

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel

2:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) The Panel

3:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel

4:00 p.m. (MSC) The Panel

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2012 NFL Draft (Live)

Friday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2012 NFL Draft (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2012 NFL Draft (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback: Tim TebowEverything in Between

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback GOLF

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Final Round. (Sameday Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. # _ Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, Final Round.

2:00 p.m. # _ Valero Texas Open, Final Round. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo China

Open, Final Round.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:30 p.m.

6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

(GOLF) On

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central p.m. (GOLF) On the Range 12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

1:30 a.m.

Martial Arts

Sunday 1:00

(MSC) The Best of Pride Tuesday 4:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate p.m. (MSC) The Best of

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Fishing Edge

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures

Rodeo

Saturday

1:00 p.m. # _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Series: Mohican Sun. (Taped)

Soccer

Sunday

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at D.C. United. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Barclays Premier League Review Show

Monday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

4:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed 5:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed

6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed

9:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live (Live)

1:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Big Fish 365

3:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Review Show

Wednesday

1:00 p.m. (FX) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (FX) UEFA Champions League Soccer Bayern Munich vs. Basel. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, First Round.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Ballantine’s Championship, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Mobile Bay Classic, Second Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Second Round. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. # _ Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) Mobile Bay Classic, Third Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round.

(MSC) Back Roads

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors 9:30

+ Minnesota

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman

Saturday

8:55 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Stoke City vs. Arsenal. (Live) SOFTBALL

Sunday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Missouri at Oklahoma. (Live)

Thursday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Texas at Texas A&M. (Live)

Saturday

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Texas A&M at Texas. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Texas A&M at Texas. (Live)

Track And Field

Saturday

12:00 p.m. + USA vs. The World at the Penn Relays. (Live)

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(ESPN2) NBA Tonight Sport Science Bassmasters From Okeechobee, Fla.

NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines The Sports First Take QB Camp Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NBA Basketball: Knicks at Hawks College Softball Missouri at Oklahoma. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

2012 College Football All-Star Challenge (N) Flag Football College Baseball Georgia at Florida. (N) (Live) MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at United

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosarySunday MassLitanyGregorian ChantMusicChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithEpistlesBen.Crossing

(FAM) ›› “The Haunted Mansion” (2003) ›› “Sky High” (2005) Kurt Russell ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. ›› “The Flintstones” (1994, Comedy) ›› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. “Blart: Mall Cop”

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›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson.

MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (N) (Live) (CC)

› “My Baby’s Daddy” (2004) Eddie Griffin. (CC) (:45) ›› “Last Holiday” (2006) Queen Latifah. (CC) (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Honky Tonk” (1941) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Strawberry Blonde” (1941) James Cagney. (CC)

››› “Pigskin Parade” (1936) Stuart Erwin, Patsy Kelly, Jack Haley. (CC)

›››› “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” (1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. (CC)

›› “Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows” (1968) Rosalind Russell. (CC)

›››› “In the Heat of the Night” (1967) Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger. (CC) ››› “Summertime” (1955) (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidJillianSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) › “10,000 B.C.” (2008) Steven Strait. “Resident Evil” (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeMADLevel UpTom and Jerry: Magic RingGumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyMADRegularRegularAdvenAdvenWallaceWallace (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBggg Bggg Hotel ImpossibleHuntersHouseTo Be Announced

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M*A*S*H “Tuttle” M*A*S*H (CC) (USA) No Defrosting Paid Program Atmosphere Joel Osteen Fairly Legal “What They Seem” (CC) In Plain Sight “The Medal of Mary”

›› “War” (2007, Action) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone. (CC)

›› “Crank” (2006, Action) Jason Statham, Amy Smart. (CC)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondMatlock (S) (CC)

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(HBO) “Beavis, Butt” ›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. ‘PG-13’ Mayweather REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45)

›› “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) “Ordinary” (:40) ›› “Popeye” (1980, Comedy) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(10:50) ››› “Midnight Run” (1988, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Death Becomes Her” (1992) Meryl Streep. (S) (:45) ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›››› “Alien” (1979) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW)

(4:50) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. (6:55) ›› “From the Sky Down” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Boxing Abner Mares vs. Eric Morel. Mares battles Morel for the vacant WBC super bantamweight title. From El Paso, Texas.

(:15) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996, Drama) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick, Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘PG’

›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “180 Degrees South” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Miss Firecracker” (:15) “The Witch’s Daughter” (1998) Sammy Glenn. (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Locked in Silence” (1999, Drama) Bonnie Bedelia. (S) (CC)

› “Triggermen” (2002) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The Trial of Billy Jack” (1974, Drama) Tom Laughlin, Delores Taylor. Premiere. ‘PG’ (CC) “Infamy” (2005, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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(ESPN2) MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at United Year of the Quarterback First Take Gruden’s QB CampSport Science QB Camp Who’s Number 1? (CC)

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MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox.

NBA Basketball: Thunder at Lakers H-Lite SportsCenter

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››› “Diary of a Country Priest” (1950, Drama) Claude Laydu. Premiere. (:15) ››› “A Man Escaped” (1957, Action) Francois Leterrier. Premiere. Do Detecti Putting Pants (TLC) Hoard-BuriedMediumMediumMediumMediumWilliam & KateMediumMediumWilliam & KateMediumMediumHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) “Resident Evil” ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. (CC) (:15) ›› “Watchmen” (2009, Action) Billy Crudup, Malin Akerman. (CC) (:15) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. PreviewAngel “Home” (S) (TOON) WallaceGumballLevel UpLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillChickenFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyChickenKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Sand M.Sand M.Bggg Bggg Hotel ImpossibleCool Tools: TrvNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleCool Tools: TrvNo ReservationBggg Bggg PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) WienerWienerBait CarBait CarVegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicBait CarBait CarVegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicTake ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Roseanne (S) (:32) The Nanny (:05) The Nanny (:43) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)

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(HBO) (:10) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Game of Thrones “Garden of Bones” Veep (S) (CC) Girls (N) (CC) Game of Thrones “Garden of Bones” Veep (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC)

›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Ricky Gervais (:05) ››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

I Can’t Do “Speechless” (MAX) (4:35) “Alien” (:35) ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide (:45) ›› “In the Cut” (2003, Suspense) Meg Ryan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Long Riders” (1980, Western) David Carradine. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Legend” (1985) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C (N) (S) The Borgias (N) (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias (S) (CC)

›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005, Horror) Doug Bradley, Henry Cavill. ‘R’

›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. (S) ‘R’

(:45) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996, Drama) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick, Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘PG’

(:40) ››› “Fire of Conscience” (2010, Action) Leon Lai, Richie Jen. ‘R’

“Memory” (2007, Suspense) Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) “The Barefoot Executive” (1971)

(3:55) “My Own Country” (1998) Naveen Andrews. ‘R’ “Crocodile” (TMC) “Burly Q”“Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011) ‘NR’

DAYTIME

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA WorldFetch!ArthurWild CuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetSidWordWrCliffordZoboomSuperSidDinosaurCat in CuriousElectricMarthaArthurWild WordGirl

KDLH KDLH 3 WeatherCBS This Morning AndersonThe Price Is RightYoung & RestlessPaidBoldThe Talk Let’s Make a DealThe Dr. Oz ShowThe DoctorsJ’pardy!News

KSTP News Good Morning America Live! With KellyThe View News The ChewThe RevolutionGeneral HospitalTwin Cities LiveMillion.NewsNewsABC

KCCO WCCO 4 NewsCBS This Morning AndersonThe Price Is RightYoung & RestlessNewsBoldThe Talk Let’s Make a DealDr. Phil Ellen DeGeneresNewsCBS

WDSE (Off Air)BodyCuriousDinosaurSesame StreetInstructional Television Cat in CaillouSidInstructionalCuriousMarthaArthurWordGirlWild ElectricFetch!Clifford

KAWE BusiLakeCuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetSidCliffordCaillouVaried Programs DinosaurCat in WordWrMarthaArthurWordGirlWild CyberFetch!News

KMSP News News News Morning BuzzNate

ScrubsScrubsYankersFturamaFturamaTosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbert

T Paid ComedyRENO ››› “What About Bob?” (1991) (CC) South Pk

W › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) FturamaFturama

TH “What’s the Worst”

F › “Bachelor Party Vegas” (2005) (CC) (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidHow/How/Almost, AwayUnusual SuspectsCriminal PursuitLA Ink LA Ink American ChopperAmerican ChopperMan vs. WildVaried Programs

(DISN) Gaspard ChugMickeyPiratesMickeyMickeyDoc LittleMickeyOctoMickeyLittleOsoPiratesVaried Programs Good Varied Programs Shake ItGood

M Ice-CocoKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeE! News Fashion PoliceTrue HollywoodIce-CocoIce-CocoThe Voice The Voice

T Christina Aguilera The Voice The Voice Celeb WeddingKeeping Up With the KardashiansE! SpecialDeath in ParadiseFashion Police

(E!)

W 50 Cutest Child Stars: All Grown UpMiley CyrusYoung, Beautiful & Vanished: Crimes True HollywoodHolly’s Holly’s KhloeKhloeKhloeKhloe ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004)

TH 50 Most Outrageous TV MomentsFatal TriangleCurse-LotteryDeath in Paradise Sexiest CouplesKendraKendraIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-Coco ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy)

M SportCtrSportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportCtrSportsCenter Special: On the NFL Live AroundPardonSportsCenter

T SportsCenterSportsCenter

F E! Investigates: Hot for StudentTrue HollywoodIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-Coco True HollywoodKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeSoup (ESPN)

W SportsCenter

TH

(ESPN2)

SportsCenterSportsCenter Spe SportsCenter Special: On the Clock

F SportsCenter Special: On the Clock

M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take ESPN First Take ReportSportCtrNASCARFirst NumbersLe BaSportsNationNFL32

T W

TH

Mike and Mike Report Best of SportsCenter

F NumbersReportFirst NASCARNASCAR Racing Nation (EWTN)

M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday NightWorld Over LiveWomen RosaryDaily MassLiving RightEWTNMaryMercyRosaryChildrenCat ChatTruth inCatholicSaintsPriest

T The Journey HomeAngelica Live EWTN on LocationThreshold of Hope FamilyAnimat VaticanoChoicesGiving

W Threshold of HopeMother Angelica Karol: A Man Who Family SaCatholic BkmrkSavoringFoun

TH EWTN LiveClassicsEWTN SaintDiaLiving The RosaryAl Live Living Right

F Life on the Rock G.K. Oliver PlunkettBen.Stations CrossDivine HeavensChurch (FAM) Boy...Boy...What What Full Hse.700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore GirlsStandingStanding8 Rules8 RulesGroundGround70s 70s ’70sVariedMovie Varied

M PaidPaidTwins WolvesThe Dan Patrick Show Due RoadsEnglish Premier League SoccerDan PatrickEnglish Prem.AutoMotorWorld Poker Tour

T BaseballTwins SpotlightSpotlightMLB Baseball: Red Sox at Twins Action Sports RaceUFCThe Best of Pride

(FSN)

W Roads Fisher.FishingMotorFisherThe The The The The Due World Poker Tour

TH Champ. World Poker TourMLB Baseball: Red Sox at TwinsDan PatrickBarflyGolf LifeBoys in Horse.Diesel TV

M Smarter ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008) ›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) ››› “Perfect Strangers” (2003) › “Deception” (2008) Hugh Jackman. MotherMother

T ›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) ››› “Perfect Strangers” (2003) ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) › “Deception” (2008) Hugh Jackman. ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) MotherMother

W ›› “Black Mask” (1996) Jet Li. ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. PregameUEFA Champions League Soccer Two Two

F Due Wolves WoodsOutNBA Basketball Due World Poker TourSports UnlimitedAction Sports (FX)

TH ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. ››› “1408” (2007, Horror) John Cusack. ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. MotherMother

F ››› “Horton Hears a Who!” (2008) ›› “Bedazzled” (2000, Comedy) › “The Benchwarmers” (2006) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) Jim Carrey. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs PaidPaidVaried Programs

CABLE CHANNELS

M The Balancing ActWillWillWillWillWillWillChrisChrisChrisChrisGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyMotherRebaRebaRebaTo Be Announced

T MotherWife SwapWife Swap

(LIFE)

W To Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced

TH BalanceSpaces Wife SwapWife SwapWife SwapWife SwapTo Be Announced Wife Swap

F ChrisChrisGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s Anatomy I Survived (NBCSN)

M (5:00) Olympic Trials Wrestling. NHL LiveNHL LiveBirdingOutd’rLip & UltimateCamoMajestySeasonsRedfernIntoFishingU.S. Olympic Trials Wrestling. Finals. From Iowa City, Iowa. TalkNHL Live

T NBC Sports TalkNBC Sports Talk Fisher.B. DanceBassFishingOutdoorOutd’rBiteSeasonOutd’rsBirdingNHL 36Cycling Cycling

W SaltwaIntoRedfernOutd’rParkerOutdoorMartinBattle of Lunker.B. DanceRunning Cycling

TH

BiteProIFA RedFishingB. DanceFishingDobbsOutsideBig FishFisher.FLW Outdoors

F Big FishOutsideFisher.Outd’rAnglingParkerKnot BassSaltwaFishingRunning (NICK) WinxSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Max, FranklinDora...UmiBubbleBubbleMikeUmiDora...Dora...Sponge.T.U.F.F.ParentsPenguinBig TimeNinjasSponge.Kung FuiCarlyVicto (SPIKE)

M PaidPaidPaidPaidAuctionAuctionCSI: NY CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene Joy Ride

T Big EasyBig EasyBig EasyJailJailJailJailJail

W CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction TH DEA DEA DEA DEA

M PaidPaidGhost WhispererGhost WhispererGhost WhispererGhost WhispererGhost Whisperer ›› “Gothika” (2003) Halle Berry. ›› “Dead Silence” (2007) (CC) “Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”

T Dream MachinesDream MachinesFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or Faked ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves.

F GangJailGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandUFC UnleashedUFC Unleashed (SYFY)

W “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) Destination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthFact or Faked

TH V V V V V V V V V V Total Blackout

M PrinceK. ShookSup.J. MeyerCrefloJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayBelieverProphetGoodEducaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeNot a “The Amazing Grace” (2006)

T Full Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Sup. BuildingPraise the Lord

F The Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZoneThe Twilight Zone ›› “Kill Theory” (2009, Horror) ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) (TBN)

W Change WinningLifeProclaim J. Meyer Breaking

TH Chang BrownsMannaDiffer Lifestyle Educa

F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Holy (TBS)

M Home ImHome ImPrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsBrownsPayneJimYesDearYesDearAmer.EarlRayRayRayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing

M You Two HabeasBig DoubleAngora ›› “Stingaree” (1934) (CC) ›› “One More River” (CC) “It Happened in Hollywood”“Living on Love”(:45) “A Man to Remember”(:15) ›› “Three Sons”Steel-

T “Fire Down” ›› “Night Fighters” (1960) (:45) ›› “Rampage” (1963) ››› “Two for the Seesaw” (1962) ›› “Two Loves” (1961) (:15) ››› “Some Came Running” (1958) (CC) (:45) “The Apartment” (1960)

W Fun(:45) ›› “For Pete’s Sake” (1974) “Two Girls on Broadway” ›› “Broadway Rhythm” (1944) ›››› “Interrupted Melody” (1955) ›› “Crossplot” (1969) (:45) ›› “Picture Mommy Dead”Ridrs-

TH “Night-Iguana” ›› “Period of Adjustment” (1962) ››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (1962) “Roman Spring-Mrs. Stone”(:45) ››› “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”(:45) ››› “Baby Doll” (1956) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Misfits”

F “The Jazz Singer” ›› “My Love Came Back” ››› “In This Our Life”(:15) ›› “Detour” (1945) “Ding Williams”(:45) “Song of the Thin Man”(:15) ›››› “Out of the Past” (1947) ›››

Strip (TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMultiplesBaby’s Varied Programs (TNT) Angel Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasLeverage The CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) JohnnyBeyPokéJohnnyJohnnyAlmostLooneyLazloScoobyScoobyLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryVariedLooneyEd, EddEd, EddJohnnyJohnnyRegularMADGumball

M “Speechless” (S) Speak(:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) (CC) ›› “Good Burger” (1997) (:45) ›› “Ramona and Beezus” (S) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S)

T (5:30) ››› “Quiz Show”Veep ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) (S) The Latino List ›› “Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. ››› “Bend It Like Beckham” (2002) “Dawn Treader”

W Critters3 ›› “The Saint” (1997) Val Kilmer. (S) 24/7 › “The Musketeer” (2001) (:45) ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S) (CC) Runnin’ Rebels“While You Were Sleeping”(:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) (CC) Losers

Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidJeannieMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNewsVariedWalker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerChrisChris30 Rock30 Rock PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO)

TH ›› “The Man in the Moon”L. ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ›› “Shrek Forever After”“Beavis and Butt-head” ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) (S) (CC) 24/7REAL Sports“Knight and Day”

M ›› “Somewhere in Time”(:45) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (S) (:40) ››› “Seabiscuit” (2003) Tobey Maguire. ›› “Gotcha!” (1985) (CC) (:45) ›› “Made in America” (1993) (:40) “Marked for Death” (S) (:15) “The Eagle”

T “Guide-Married” ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) (S) (:15) ›› “The Adjustment Bureau”(:05) ››› “Seven” (1995) Brad Pitt. (:15) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. (S) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) ›› “Hall Pass”

W “Great Outdoors”“Phantom of the Paradise”(:35) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) ›› “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”(11:50) ›› “Iceman” (1984) (:35) ›› “Lottery Ticket”(:15) ››› “28 Days Later” (2002) (S) “Big Mommas”

F “Bushwhacked”“Legend of the Guardians-Ga’Hoole”(8:55) ›› “Flipped” (2010) ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. (:25) ›› “Good Burger” (S) (:05) “Charlie St. Cloud” (S) Portrait ››› “Recount” (2008) Kevin Spacey. (MAX)

TH (5:35) ››› “Pillow Talk”(:20) “Liar Liar” (S) (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Sudden Death” (1995) (S) (CC) (12:50) ›› “Just Wright”(:35) “The Lost World: Jurassic Park”(:45) “X-Men: First Class” (S)

M “Crocodile Hntr”(:15) ›› “Elvis Meets Nixon” (1997) ›› “When Time Expires”(:35) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) (S) › “Strategic Command”(:15) “Fade to Black” (2006) (S) (CC) ›› “Murder in Mind” (S) Few

T Daisies(:45) ››› “The Black Hole” (1979) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) (:15) “The Prankster” (2010) (S) (CC) (:15) › “A Low Down Dirty Shame”“Meskada” (2010) Nick Stahl. › “Scary Movie 2” (2001) “I Am No. Four”

W “The Hollywood Complex” ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008) (S) ›› “Losing Chase” (1996) (:15) “Son of Morning” (2011) (:45) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) “Grave Encounters” (2010) (:15) “Double Identity” (2010) (S) (CC)

F (5:30) “Madame X”(:10) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (S) (8:50) ›› “Life” (1999) (CC) (:40) ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) (S) (CC) (12:50) ›› “Sanctum” (S) (:40) ››› “The Nutty Professor” (S) (:20) ››› “Midnight Run” (SHOW)

TH (5:30) “Blessed & Cursed”“Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” (2010) (S) ›› “Skateland” (2010) (S) Felipe Esparza(:15) › “According to Spencer” (2001) “The Entitled” (2011) (:35) ›› “Peep World” (S) “How to Lose”

F “Shadow Zone”(:15) “The Prankster” (2010) Matt Angel. (S) (CC) (:25) “180 Degrees South” ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) (S) ››› “The Road” (2009) (S) (CC) (2:55) ››› “The Hours” (2002) (S) “Remember Me” (TMC)

M “Bareft. Exec.” › “New Port South” (2001) (:40) ›› “Trollhunter” (2010, Action) ›› “Undiscovered” (2005) (:10) ›››› “Dorian Gray” (2009) (S) (:10) ›› “Once More With Feeling”(3:55) ›› “Get Well Soon”Phunny

T “Make Believe” ›› “The Tempest” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Mandela and de Klerk” (1997) “In the Name of the King: Dungeon”(:10) ›› “Celebrity” (1998) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Extra Man” (2010) (S) “The Tempest” (S)

W (:15) ›› “Boundaries of the Heart”“Joan Rivers” ››› “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. (:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) ›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) “Talihina Sky” “Noble Things” (S) TH (5:45) ›› “Nativity!” (2009) (:35) “Robin of Locksley” (S) (:15) ›› “Once More With Feeling” ›› “Spooner” (2009) (S) (:25) “The Thin Blue Line”(:10) ›› “Tough Guys” (1986) (S) (3:55) “Blue in the Face” (S) Circle

F “The Barefoot Executive”“Honey, I Blew Up the Kid” ›› “The Extra Man” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “The Trial of Billy Jack” (1974) Tom Laughlin. (CC) “Dark Descent” (2002) (S) (:45) ›› “The Good Mother” (1988) Phunny

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