‘Chopped’ chef makes his Marc in New York

Chef Marc Murphy’s passion for food and his chosen industry is so abiding that he calls to discuss it from a Utah ski resort during a family vacation. Turns out Murphy has a little time on his hands – and he calls so he doesn’t wind up with one in a cast.

“I have a broken bone in my wrist, and it’s got to heal,” Murphy explains. “I can’t mess it up because I kinda need this hand, and I don’t want to end up having to go to surgery!”

As the proprietor of New York’s popular Benchmarc restaurant group and Benchmarc Events catering company, and an empathetic judge on Food Network’s much-loved Tuesday staple “Chopped,” Murphy is a wizard at time management – and making folks happy.

“Some of the best times of my life have been sitting around a table, eating good food, drinking good wine and laughing with friends,” says Murphy, who adds a minimal markup on his restaurants’ wine lists so that everyone can afford the good stuff. “I just love to be able to help other people have that in their lives.”

In fact, the catalyst for Benchmarc Events was a love story that played out, from first date onward, in his Landmarc (TriBeCa) restaurant. “They called me up and said, ‘We’ve fallen in love, and your restaurant is where it all happened. Now we’re getting married. Could you come and cook for the wedding?’ I mean, how can you turn that down?”

•What are you currently reading?

" 'Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking.' It’s this huge, six-volume thing, and it’s absolutely fascinating."

•What did you have for dinner last night? "Lamb chops."

•What is your next project?

"I’m very adamant about not overdoing it with new projects. I have four restaurants, a catering company, one wife and two kids. That’s a lot of work right there!"

•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

"I’m on vacation right now. I’m in Utah at Deer Valley, and we’re skiing. I’m a huge lover of skiing, but I can’t ski this time. But my kids and my wife are having a good time."

Murphy also cites the contestants’ often-poignant back stories as a favorite part of his “Chopped” gig.

“The way they talk about food and how it is part of their life and what it’s meant to them,” he says, “it’s really touching.”

Next Sunday, “Chopped” fans can see Murphy take on fellow judges Chris Santos, Marcus Samuelsson and Alex Guarnaschelli in an episode of the series’ all-star competition for charity.

“There’s no way that I can get up in the morning and not give back to the city that I live in,” says Murphy, a board member for New York’s City Harvest who also serves the national nonprofit Share Our Strength. “But it’s not just me. It’s our industry as a whole. That’s what we do. We love people, and we try to help them.”

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Mayweather (:45) ››› “Boogie Nights” (1997, Drama) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star’s ego leads to his downfall. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) The Curious Case of Curt Flood (S) (CC) (MAX) “Big Mommas: Like Father” ››› “The Accused” (1988, Drama) Kelly McGillis, Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Lingerie (CC)

››› “The Usual Suspects” (1995) Stephen Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (1:50) ››› “William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “No Down Payment” (1957) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Pillow Talk” (SHOW) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Fire of Conscience” (2010, Action) Leon Lai, Richie Jen. ‘R’

›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(8:50) “A Get2Gether” (2005) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Square Grouper” (2011, Documentary) ‘R’

(:15) ››› “Transsiberian” (2008, Suspense) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’

› “The Heart Specialist” (2006) Wood Harris. ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll” (2010) Andy Serkis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Better Luck Tomorrow” (2002) Parry Shen, Sung Kang. ‘R’ (CC) “Saving God” (2008) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Nativity!” ‘PG’

(:15) ›› “The Core” (2003) Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel to the center of the Earth. ‘PG-13’ “Blessed” (TMC) (5:15) “Noble Things” (2008) ‘R’

THURSDAY EVENING APRIL 26, 2012

Martin Sheen. An

››› “Braveheart” (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC) CSI: Miami “Deviant” (S) (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Blue Planet: SeasWild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Blue Planet: SeasWild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/OCDon’t BeDon’t BeKathy (N) Happens(:31) KathyDon’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/NJHappensKathy PaidPaidPaidPaidInterior Therapy (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportSupermarketsCostco CrazeCostco CrazeMad MoneyCostco CrazeCostco CrazePaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN)

E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSunnyISolated INcidentFturamaSwardComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionFinal Offer (CC) AuctionAuctionFinal Offer (CC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT “My Babysitter’s a Vampire”JessieAustinWizardsGood WizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News (N) SoupKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaSoupGirlsGirlsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsong ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Changed LivesCrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC) Turning PointFireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Vertical Limit” (2000, Suspense) Chris O’Donnell, Bill Paxton, Robin Tunney. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ››› “The Misfits” (1961)

›› “Triple Cross” (1967, Suspense) Christopher Plummer, Yul Brynner. (:15) ››› “The Magnificent Seven” (1960, Western) Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach. (CC) ›› “Kings of the Sun” (1963, Adventure) Yul Brynner, George Chakiris. (CC)

››› “The Double Man” (1967) Yul Brynner, Britt Ekland. Premiere. ›› “Flight From Ashiya” (1964, Adventure) Yul Brynner, Richard Widmark. “Jazz Singer” (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedStrangeStrangeStrange SexStrangeStrangeStrange Sex (CC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidThe Queen (CC)

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› “The Number 23” (2007, Mystery) Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen. (CC)

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›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ Making Veep (S) True Blood Sookie nurtures Eric. (S) Cathouse Katie Morgan Girls (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(3:50) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bushwhck” (MAX) (4:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class”

›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›››› “Alien” (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Sexual Witchcraft” (2010) Christine Nguyen. ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales (:20) › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Madame X” (SHOW) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”

(6:55) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) Patrick Dempsey. ‘NR’ (:25) “Last Night” (2010) Keira Knightley. Premiere. ‘R’ Gigolos (CC)

›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Sunset Place

(:15) ››› “The Messenger” (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sonny” (2002, Drama) James Franco, Brenda Blethyn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC) “Without Men” (2011, Comedy) Eva Longoria. ‘R’

“OC Confidential” (2008) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) › “Ong Bak 3” (2010, Action) Tony Jaa. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’

“Evasive Action” (1998) Dorian Harewood. ‘R’ (CC) “Bareft. Exec.”

››› “Smoke Signals” (1998) Adam Beach. ‘PG-13’ “Shadow Zone” (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Circle of Iron” (1979) ‘R’

››› “Speed” (1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph.

›› “The Beach” (2000) Leonardo DiCaprio. An aimless traveler journeys to a secret island utopia.

››› “War of the Worlds” (1953) Gene Barry, Ann Robinson.

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(12:05) ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. (CC) (:05) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006, Comedy) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “The Strip” (1951) (CC) ››› “Stage Door” (1937) Katharine Hepburn. (:45) ›› “It All Came True” (1940) Humphrey Bogart, Ann Sheridan. (CC) ›› “Million Dollar Baby” (1941) Priscilla Lane. (CC) (12:15) ›› “Adventures of a Rookie” (1943, Comedy) › “Freaked” (1993) Alex Winter, Megan Ward. (CC) ›› “UHF” (1989, Comedy) Weird Al Yankovic. (CC) Curious Alice ›› “I Take This Woman” (1940) (TLC) Gypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidDefrost PaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Blade: Trinity” (2004) (CC) ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise. (CC) ›› “Conspiracy Theory” (1997) Mel Gibson. (CC) Smallville (CC) (:15) Law & Order (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:15) Roseanne “Of Ice and Men” (S)

3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Fairly Legal “Teenage Wasteland” (N) In Plain Sight “Sacrificial Lam” Suits Mike faces off against Devon. Fairly Legal “Teenage Wasteland” In Plain Sight “Sacrificial Lam”

››› “Chaos” (2005) Jason Statham. Two detectives track a bank robber. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideos30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(HBO) ›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Ricky Gervais Too Short Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

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›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1997) Kurt Russell. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Crush” (1993) Cary Elwes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ››› “Breakdown”

I Can’t Do › “Mr. Magoo” (MAX) “Midnight” ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide Sex Games Lingerie Feature 7: Let Threesome Ring (S) (CC) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Firestarter” (1984, Horror) David Keith, Drew Barrymore. ‘R’ (CC)

Boxing Thomas Oosthuizen vs. Marcus Johnson. (N) (Live) “Few Options” (2011, Crime Drama) Kenny Johnson. ‘NR’ “Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl, Kellan Lutz. ‘R’

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(:40) ››› “Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life” (1983) (SHOW) “Remembr” (:45) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(TMC) “Phunny Business: A Black Comedy”

›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline, Paul Dano. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Triggermen” (2002) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Bare Knuckles” (2009) Martin Kove. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (12:15) ››› “Night Catches Us” (2010) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Into Temptation” (2009, Drama) Jeremy Sisto. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Long Ride” (1984, War) John Savage. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “Gadgetman” (1998) (S) (CC)

Saturday

APRIL 28, 2012

Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “McLintock!” (1963, Western) John Wayne. A cattle baron meets his match in a strong-willed woman. (CC)

›› “Desperado” (1995, Action) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida. (CC)

›› “Red Dawn” (1984) Patrick Swayze. High-school guerrillas take on invading Soviet troops. ›› “The Beach” (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (AP) Human Planet (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogInfested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeInterior TherapyInterior TherapyInterior TherapyInterior TherapyKathy Housewives/NJMillion DollarMillion DollarHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Don’t BeDon’t Be (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidGrt PilPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidFturamaFturama ›› “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman. 30 Rock30 RockSunnySunnySunnySunnySouth PkSouth Pk › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) (CC) ›› “Beerfest” (2006, Comedy) (CC) (DISC)

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›› “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” (2010) ›› “Shrek Forever After” (2010) Voices of Mike Myers.

(:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) “Monty Python” ››› “Ice Age” (2002) Voices of Ray Romano. ‘PG’

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(:05) ›› “Air America” (1990, Action) Mel Gibson, Nancy Travis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC) (:15) ›› “Marked for Death” (1990, Action) Steven Seagal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (S) (SHOW) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Ernest Scared Stupid” (1991) Jim Varney. ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) › “A Low Down Dirty Shame” (1994) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Square Grouper” (2011, Documentary) ‘R’

››› “The Preacher’s Wife” (1996, Fantasy) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG’

(AMC) (4:30) ›› “The Beach” (2000)

›› “Flightplan” (2005, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard. (CC)

›› “The Brave One” (2007) Jodie Foster. A radio host seeks revenge for a brutal attack. (CC)

››› “Speed” (1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph.

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›› “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid” (2004) Johnny Messner. MarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (4:45) “A Streetcar Named Desire” ›››› “The Third Man” (1949) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten. (CC)

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››› “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1962) Marlon Brando. Fletcher Christian and the crew dump Captain Bligh. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Charge of the Light Brigade” (1968) Trevor Howard, Vanessa Redgrave. (CC)

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Mayweather Mayweather Game of Thrones “Garden of Bones” (:25) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ Making Veep (S) (:25) ›› “The Statement” (2003, Suspense) Michael Caine. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “WaterEleph.” (MAX) “DinnerSchm” (:45) ››› “Seven” (1995) Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. ‘R’

›› “Hesher” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman. ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) The Girl’s Guide to Depravity (:20) “Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot” (12:50) › “Hard Rain” (1998) Morgan Freeman. ‘R’ ›› “Hesher” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “The Preacher’s Wife” (1996, Fantasy) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG’ “I Am Four” (TMC) (5:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’

“Alien Raiders” (2008) Carlos Bernard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Dark Fields” (2009, Horror) David Carradine, Richard Lynch. Premiere. ‘R’

›› “Isolation” (2005, Horror) John Lynch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “A Get2Gether” (2005) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Celebrity” (1998, ComedyDrama) Hank Azaria. ‘R’ (CC) Scenarios USA (:10) ›› “Reckless Disregard”