‘Last’ laughs Fox’s absurd comedy enjoys continual success
By Shona Dustan TV Media
Will Forte (“Saturday Night Live”) has long been an staple of the comedy world. A consistent underdog, Forte’s comedy is his very own, a particular blend of silly and crass absurdism that has a tendency to fall flat with broader audiences as often as it succeeds. Forte, however, has officially hit his stride, and despite any previous swings and misses, his current television series is on fire.
A new episode of “The Last Man on Earth” airs Sunday, Dec. 11, on Fox. Now well into its third season, critics and viewers alike are singing its praises — the series has even been nominated for five Emmys in its short life, and Forte has worked hard for this success, as he told Indiewire:
“I’m part of the writing and part of the editing, too, and I can’t do that stuff during the week while I’m acting. I have to act, and then I write afterward, so it’s like seven days a week. I catch up on the editing on weekends, and the writing on weekend nights.”
The show has come a long way in its two-and-a-half seasons to date. At the beginning, viewers watched as Forte’s character, Phil, wandered a deserted America one year after a virus killed off almost everyone on the planet. Being alone for long periods of time can drive anyone a little mad, and the choices Phil made with no one around to judge him were hilarious to observe, and even caused many viewers to contemplate what they’d be like under similar circumstances.
But that aloneness was shortlived. Along came Carol (Kristen Schaal, “Bob’s Burgers”), a shrill, strange woman, just as weird a Phil, but somehow in total conflict with his personality. Being, to their knowledge, the only two people on Earth, they set aside their differences and began to build a life together, even getting married (as married as you can get with no clergy or government officials left on the planet) to seal the deal. And then the gorgeous Melissa (January Jones, “Mad Men”) rolled into town.
And that’s how the series does it: it reels you in with a delightful setup that makes you think you know where things are going, then delivers a punchline that sets the show on a different track entirely. Executive producer Chris Miller told Indiewire: “We don’t wanna do something that feels extra safe because why bother? ... I think audiences appreciate that you are pushing the boundaries of what a TV show can do. I’m really excited about where the show is going now and how fun and daring and funny it is.”
Besides Forte, Schaal and Jones, the series stars Mel Rodriguez (“Getting On”) as Todd, a sweet, giving man whose niceness woos Melissa and other women, but annoys Phil; Cleopatra Coleman (“Neighbours”) as Erica, an Australian political nerd with a surprisingly criminal background; and Mary Steenburgen (“Justified”) as Gail, Erica’s traveling companion and a chef in her pre-virus life.
These survivors band together in an effort to make this post-apocalyptic world bearable, and, of course, hilarity ensues. Whether it’s love triangles, divorce, surprising backstories, road trips or attempts at social justice, everything this group does is tinged with Forte’s signature absurdity. Phil’s name, for example, is changed when, in season 2, another Phillip (Boris Kodjoe, “Code Black”) arrives on the scene. The two compete for exclusive
rights to the name, and the original Phil loses, causing the group to declare that he will forever be addressed using his middle name: Tandy.
And Tandy it is for the rest of the series, even after Phil No. 2 departs (I won’t tell you how — spoilers! — but it’s oh so dramatic). I would argue that it’s the fun unpredictability that draws in the caliber of guest stars the show enjoys as much or more than the Emmy nominations or the show’s general popularity.
Oh, didn’t I mention the guest stars? Since Alexandra Daddario’s (“True Detective”) appearance in the very first episode as Tandy’s literal dream girl, there have been more great casting surprises: Forte’s former “SNL” castmate, Jason Sudeikis (“Son of Zorn”), for example — he showed up in seasons 1 and 2 as Mike, Tandy’s astronaut brother, who has been in orbit since before the virus struck. Kenneth Choi’s (“The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story”) Lewis, a gay arborist, arrived this season, and he’s been a very
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FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)
NBCSN Grudge Race (0:30)
7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Min. at Nash. (Live) (2:30)
NBCSN Grudge Race (0:30)
TNT NBA Basketball Chi. at Mil. (Live) (2:30)
7:20 p.m. (11) KARE NFL Football L.A. at Sea. (Live) (3:10)
7:30 p.m. ESPN ESPNU Recruiting Nation (Live) (0:30)
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FSN Champions Tennis PowerShares Series Legends. (2:00)
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GOLF PGA Golf Final Round Bridgestone Invitational. (3:00)
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GOLF PGA Golf Final Round Deutsche Bank Championship. (3:00)
NBCSN Lucas Oil Motorsport Hour (1:00)
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NBCSN Lucas Oil Motorsport Hour (1:00)
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ESPN2 Around the Horn (0:30)
GOLF PGA Golf Final Round The Barclays. (3:00)
10:30 a.m. ESPN2 The Herbies (0:30)
FSN Made for the Outdoors (0:30)
11:00 a.m. (5) KSTP NCAA Football Celebration Bowl. (Live) (3:30)
(7) KCCO Inside College Basketball (Live) (0:30)
ESPN NCAA Basketball Geo. at Syr. (Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Lone Star Shootout. Tex.A&M vs. Arz. (Live) (2:00)
FSN Fishing the Midwest (0:30)
NBCSN Premier League Live (Live)
(0:30)
11:30 a.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Mem. at Okl. (Live) (2:30)
(11) KARE EPL Soccer Man. U. at WBA (Live) (2:00)
FSN In-Depth Outdoors (0:30)
NBCSN Notre Dame Echoes (1:00)
Noon FSN Vikings Huddle (0:30)
12:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)
NBCSN Mecum Top 10 (0:30)
1:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Football New Mexico Bowl. (Live) (3:30)
FSN NBA Basketball Hou. at Min. (Live) (2:30)
NBCSN Poker After Dark (1:00)
8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Football New Orleans Bowl. (Live) (3:30)
ESPN2 NCAA Volleyball Women’s Championship Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)
GOLF PGA Golf Final Round Tour Championship. (3:00)
NBCSN Poker After Dark (1:00)
9:00 p.m. NBCSN Poker After Dark (1:00)
HBO Boxing Bernard Hopkins vs. Joe Smith Jr. After Dark. (2:45)
9:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)
9:45 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:15)
10:00 p.m. (9) KMSP Vikings Game Plan (0:30)
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FSN Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron (0:30)
NBCSN Match of the Day (2:00)
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I t looks like the secret is out: a lot of talented singers are also really talented in the kitchen. Rapper Rev. Run and country star Trisha Yearwood both have their own shows, and now they’re being joined by an R&B legend.
Patti LaBelle is sometimes called the godmother of soul, but over her decades-long musical career, she has also somehow found time to perfect another, far tastier art. Two new episodes of
“Patti LaBelle’s Place” air Saturday, Dec. 17, on Cooking Channel.
Perhaps it’s no surprise that a love of cooking and good music seem to go hand-in-hand. Both require creativity and practice, and LaBelle is certainly no stranger to either. The music legend has been a force in the industry since the 1960s. She’s been inducted into both the Grammy Hall of Fame and the Songwriters Hall of Fame, has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and has taken home two Grammys.
So when it comes to music, LaBelle is the real deal. When it comes to cooking, she’s got just as much soul.
In the first of two back-to-back episodes, LaBelle invites “Empire” actresses Ta’Rhonda Jones and Kaitlin Doubleday over to help her whip up some porkchops with sautéed cabbage and sautéed portobello mushrooms with garlic butter, respectively. Later, Lance Gross (“House of Payne”) stops by for some pan-seared salmon with sautéed green beans a la bella.
In the second episode, LaBelle is all about family time. She invites chef and close friend Carla Hall to her home for a lunch inspired by her father’s cornmeal fried catfish, during which time
the pair also reflects on their time together. Afterwards, the Cleveland Cavaliers’ J.R. Smith stops by with his mom, Ida, for an Italian-inspired meal.
Patti LaBelle has been a fixture in the music industry for decades, but that fame hasn’t stopped her from spending time in her own kitchen. In “Patti LaBelle’s Place,” she invites folks at home to join her as she shares her recipes with friends and family.
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Conan
Donald Trump has announced that as president, he’ll take a salary of $1 per year. And he promises he’ll earn every penny — he’s going to give us our money’s worth.
President-elect Trump tweeted that he would have won the popular vote if he had campaigned more in New York, Florida and California. Trump explained: “I just got
tired and ran out of terrible things to say.”
There are reports that Bill Clinton encouraged Donald Trump to run for president. When asked about it, Bill Clinton said: “It hasn’t been this tense around my house since ... well, you know ...”
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Donald Trump has been getting some big-league congratulatory calls this week from President Clinton,
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George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, from Jeb Bush, Billy Bush — all the Bushes called. And yesterday, he heard from the crème de la Kremlin himself, Russian President Vlad Putin. Trump says he felt good about the talk, but next time he definitely wants to hire a translator.
Meanwhile, on Dec. 1, Nike puts the shoe we’ve all been waiting for on sale, a shoe inspired by the movie “Back to the Future II.” After 27 years, “Back to the Future II” finally came true: We have self-lacing sneakers, we have
hover boards, and a President Biff!
Late Night With Seth Meyers
During an interview yesterday, Donald Trump told his supporters not to harass Latinos and Muslims. “Uh oh,” said black people.
Today was Spicy Guacamole Day, when people across America celebrate guacamole. Or, as it will be called under the Trump administration: “Freedom Dip.”
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Deep Blue Metallic $14,500 2014 HYUNDAI VELOSTER TURBO R-SPEC w/BLACK Only 11,xxx Miles! Sprint Gray $15,000 2011 FORD EDGE LIMITED 88,xxx Miles! Ingot Silver Metallic $15,500 2015 CHEVROLET CRUZE LTZ Only 18,xxx Miles! Red Hot ............................... $15,500 www.DondelingerAuto.com YOUR PRE-OWNED VEHICLE DESTINATION! Used Vehicles Offered To The Public At Exceptional Pricing Before Going To Auction! WHOLE$ALE 4$ALE 2002 SATURN SC1 151,xxx Miles! White $1,750 1999 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE 212,xxx Miles! Arctic White $1,950 1997 FORD F-150 XLT 4X4 192,xxx Miles! Pacific Green Clearcoat Metallic . $2,999 2003 PONTIAC VIBE 202,xxx Miles! Shadow $3,250 2002 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 4X4 LT 169,xxx Miles! Summit White $3,500 2004 HYUNDAI SONATA GLS Only 71,xxx Miles! Ruby Red $4,000 2004 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN 1500 4X4 LT 223,xxx Miles! Sandalwood Metallic .................. $4,250 2009 FORD ESCAPE XLT AWD 221,xxx Miles! Sangria Red Clearcoat Metallic $4,500 2002 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 4X4 LS 160,xxx Miles! Indigo Blue Metallic $4,500 2009 CHEVROLET EXPRESS 3500 WORK VAN CARGO 192,xxx Miles! Summit White ............................... $5,000 2010 HYUNDAI SONATA LIMITED 173,xxx Miles! Ebony Black $5,000 2010 FORD RANGER XL 2WD 127,xxx Miles! Silver Metallic $5,500 2012 HYUNDAI SONATA GLS 103,xxx Miles! Radiant Silver Metallic $8,500 2013 HYUNDAI ELANTRA GLS 77,xxx Miles! Midnight Black $9,000 2007 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN 1500 4X4 LTZ 212,xxx Miles! Silver Birch Metallic $9,000 2008 HYUNDAI SANTA FE AWD 73,xxx Miles! Powder White Pearl ..................... $10,000 2006 FORD E-350 SUPERDUTY XLT 90,xxx Miles! Oxford White Clearcoat $10,000 2006 FORD F-150 FX4 131,xxx Miles! Dark Shadow Gray Clearcoat Metallic $10,500 2004 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 2500HD 4X4 LT 208,xxx Miles! Silver Birch Metallic ................... $12,000 2006 GMC SIERRA 1500 4X4 Only 89,xxx Miles! Steel Gray Metallic $13,000 2007 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN 1500 4X4 LS Only 138,xxx Miles! Silver Birch Metallic $13,000 2013 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN 1500 4X4 LTZ 171,xxx Miles! Champagne Silver Metallic $20,500 2009 DODGE DAKOTA BIG HORN Only 77,xxx Miles! Inferno Red Crystal Pearlcoat $16,000 2016 HYUNDAI ELANTRA SPORT Only 20,xxx Miles! Shimmering Silver ............ $16,500 2011 SUBARU TRIBECA LIMITED 3.6 R 78,xxx Miles! Crystal Black Silica $16,500 2010 LEXUS ES 350 Only 53,xxx Miles! Tungsten Pearl $17,500 2014 HYUNDAI TUCSON AWD 36,xxx Miles! Bronze........................................... $18,000 2007 CHEVROLET TAHOE 4X4 LTZ Only 103,xxx Miles! Silver Birch Metallic $18,000 2016 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SPORT AWD 40,xxx Miles! Marlin Blue $18,500 2013 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SPORT AWD Only 39,xxx Miles! Moonstone Silver $19,000 2013 CADILLAC CTS AWD LUXURY 56,xxx Miles! Radiant Silver Metallic .............. $19,500 2015 TOYOTA RAV4 AWD XLE 45,xxx Miles! Magnetic Gray Metallic $19,750 2016 FORD ESCAPE SE 4WD Only 25,xxx Miles! Electric Spice $20,000 2015 HYUNDAI SONATA LIMITED Only 15,xxx Miles! Quartz White Pearl ............ $20,250 2016 CHEVROLET TRAX AWD LTZ 20,xxx Miles! Silver Ice Metallic $20,250 2016 HYUNDAI TUCSON SE AWD 19,xxx Miles! Chromium Silver $20,500 2011 CADILLAC SRX AWD LUXURY 73,xxx Miles! Crystal Red Tintcoat $20,500 2016 CHEVROLET MALIBU 1LT 1LT 20,xxx Miles! Maroon ........................................ $21,000 2016 CHRYSLER TOWN & COUNTRY TOURING 34,xxx Miles! Bright White Clearcoat $21,750 2015 HONDA CR-V EX-L AWD 43,xxx Miles! Modern Steel Metallic $22,000 2013 CADILLAC CTS AWD LUXURY Only 38,xxx Miles! $22,350 2016 CHEVROLET EQUINOX LT AWD 23,xxx Miles! Black............................................. $22,750 2015 CHEVROLET EQUINOX LT 2LT AWD 21,xxx Miles! $23,000 2012 CHEVROLET COLORADO 1LT 4WD 37,xxx Miles! Sheer Silver Metallic $23,000 2016 CHEVROLET EQUINOX LT AWD 20,xxx Miles! Summit White $23,000 2015 CHRYSLER TOWN & COUNTRY TOURING L 24,xxx Miles! True Blue Pearlcoat .................... $24,500 2016 JEEP RENEGADE TRAILHAWK 4X4 Only 11,xxx Miles! Glacier Metallic $24,500 2016 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SE AWD Only 13,xxx Miles! Java Expresso $25,500 2016 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SE AWD 18,xxx Miles! Regal Red Pearl .......................... $25,500 2016 TOYOTA CAMRY HYBRID XLE Only 11,xxx Miles! Ruby Flare Pearl $27,000 2016 CHEVROLET EQUINOX LTZ AWD 18,xxx Miles! Summit White $28,500 2016 CHEVROLET TRAVERSE LT 1LT AWD 14,xxx Miles! Pearl $28,500 2016 CHEVROLET TRAVERSE LT 1LT AWD 14,xxx Miles! Silver Ice Metallic ....................... $28,500 2014 CADILLAC XTS AWD LUXURY Only 18,xxx Miles! Black Diamond Metallic .. $29,500 2015 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 4X4 LT Only 18,xxx Miles! Red $31,000 2015 CHEVROLET TRAVERSE LTZ AWD 23,xxx Miles! Black Granite Metallic ............... $31,000 2015 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 4X4 LTZ 2LZ 34,xxx Miles! Deep Ocean Blue Metallic $32,000 2015 CADILLAC SRX AWD LUXURY Only 14,xxx Miles! Platinum Ice Tricoat $32,000
Pre-Owned Inventory
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