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MONDAY EVENING DECEMBER 16, 2013
Real HousewivesReal HousewivesVanderpump RulesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesVanderpump RulesReal HousewivesHappensVanderpump RulesPaidPaidPaidPaidThicker--Water (CNBC) The Kudlow Report60 Minutes onAmerican GreedCar Car Mad Money60 Minutes onCar Car Grill-ProPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) 11th ICYMIPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAC 360 LaterPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertWork.Work.Work.Work.SunnyEntouPaidPaidPaidHang
(DISC) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (N) (S) (CC) Street Outlaws (N) Fast N’ Loud (S) (CC) Street Outlaws (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) Good JessieJessieGood PhineasFish JessieANT Good JessieGood Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasLittleHenry (E!) E! News (N) Party OnKardashianNene Leakes (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaNene LeakesChelseaTotal DivasSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) (:25)
NFL Football Baltimore Ravens at Detroit Lions. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 30 for 30 Shorts 30 for 30 Shorts SportsCenter Olbermann (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (CC) NFL Presents SportsNation SportsNation (CC) Olbermann (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) The Journey HomeEvangeRosaryWorld Over LiveThe Women Cathedrals Across America ChristThe TaAscentLightRememGodBackMaryCardinalLiving
(FAM) ››› “The Santa Clause” (1994) ›› “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) “Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause”LandingPrep &PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda (FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) WolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Celtics WolvesWolvesWe Love Due World Poker TourNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) (5:00) ›› “Night at the Museum”“Night at the Museum: Smithsonian” ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. LouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:30) Feherty Feherty Keegan Bradley. ›› “The Greatest Game Ever Played” (2005, Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Stephen Dillane. Golf Central Playing Lessons ›› “The Greatest Game Ever Played” (2005, Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Stephen Dillane. Golf Central Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central
(HGTV) Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidProf.
(HIST) (5:00) The BibleThe Bible (CC) PawnPawnPawnPawn(:01) The Bible (CC) PawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Accidental-Chr.”“Dear Secret Santa” (2013) (CC) ›› “A Diva’s Christmas Carol” (CC) (:02) “Dear Secret Santa” (2013) (CC) (:02) ›› “A Diva’s Christmas Carol”PaidPaidHair!PaidPaidHair!
(NBCSN) NHL TopSkiing U.S. Olympic Trials Luge. (Taped) English Prem.Premier League Manchester MondaysAdventure SportsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NICK) Sam & AweFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeChrisOld ChristineMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearSee DadSee Dad
(SPIKE) Déjà Vu ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. (S) GT Academy (N) To Be Announced Ways EntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. › “Black Christmas” (2006) Premiere. “Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s” › “Dracula 2000” (2000, Horror) ZoneZoneHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) NevillePottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tis“Christmas Cap” EbnerOsteenP. StoneHoly Creflo“A Christmas Visitor” (2002) D. McClurkin ›› “Mary of Nazareth” (1995) Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)
› “Witless Protection” (2008) Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic.
MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (:15) Screen Directors Playhouse ››› “O. Henry’s Full House” (1952) Fred Allen, Anne Baxter. Premiere.
››› “Meet John Doe” (1941) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) (DVS)
(:15) ›› “Good Sam” (1948, Comedy) Gary Cooper, Ann Sheridan. (CC)
(:15) ›› “It Happened on 5th Avenue”
(1947) Don DeFore. (CC)
(:15) ›› “Mr. Soft Touch” (1949, Drama) Glenn Ford, Evelyn Keyes. MGM Parade Now Playing (TLC) Best FuBest FuBigger & BatterBakery Boss (N) Best FuBest FuBakery Boss (S) Best FuBest FuBigger & BatterBest FuBest FuPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid18 Kids18 Kids
(TNT) Castle (S) (CC)
Major CrimesMajor Crimes (N) Rizzoli & IslesMajor CrimesCold Justice (CC) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) Southland (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Shield” (TOON) AdvenRegularStevenUncle LooneyAnnoyFam GuyRickFam GuyCleveChickenAqua MetalKing/HillFam GuyRickFam GuyChickenOnlineMetalCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball
(TRAV) Man v Man v Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsGem Hunt (CC) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsGem Hunt (CC) Bizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardFull ThrottleLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardFull ThrottleLizardLizardBlack GoldStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens The ExesRoseanne Roseanne ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced Paid Program Grill like a Pro (USA) NCIS Women’s prison riot. (CC) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC)
(:05) White Collar “Digging Deeper” (:09) NCIS: Los Angeles “Partners”
(12:07) NCIS: Los Angeles (S)
(:06) NCIS: Los Angeles “Blye, K.” (:04) NCIS: Los Angeles Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar An asset recovery case. (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathHeat of the NightHeat of the NightPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:30) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Secret Life ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Getting On (S) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (:45) ›› “In Their Skin” (2012) Selma Blair. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road (:25) ›› “The Dark Half” (1993, Horror) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords East of Main “Nancy Drew” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Kiss the Girls” (1997) Morgan Freeman. ‘R’ (:20) ››› “Rushmore” (1998) Jason Schwartzman.
›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Life on Top (S)
(:35) Life on Top (12:15) ›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’
(:05) ››› “Mississippi Burning” (1988) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Crash” (2004) ‘R’ Homeland “The Star” (S) (CC) Masters of SexHomeland “The Star” (S) (CC) Masters of Sex ››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Dog Pound” (2010) Adam Butcher. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012, Comedy) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Adventures in Babysitting” (1987) Elisabeth Shue. “A Good Woman” (TMC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. ‘R’
(:15) ››› “Breaking the Waves” (1996) Emily Watson. A paralyzed seaman asks his shy Scottish wife to take lovers. “Barely Legal” (2011) Jeneta St. Clair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Phunny Business: A Black Comedy” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC)
(3:55) ›› “Terminal Velocity” (1994) Charlie Sheen. “Mr Jealsy”
TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 17, 2013
of SunsetHappensShahs of SunsetPaidPaidPaidPaidKathy Griffin (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican Greed ››› “The Queen of Versailles”Mad Money ››› “The Queen of Versailles”PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) 11th ICYMIPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAC 360 LaterPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM)
ColbertDailyKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbert(:02) South Park (CC) Brickle.SunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners: OutMoonshiners (N) Porter Ridge (CC) Moonshiners (S) Porter Ridge (CC) Moonshiners: OutMoonshiners (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Good Jessie ›› “Santa Buddies” (2009) ANT Good GravityAustinDogGood Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasLittleHenry (E!) E! News (N) Giuliana & BillThe Drama QueenTotal DivasChelseaE! News ChelseaTotal DivasChelseaNene LeakesParty OnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Basketball Jimmy V Classic -- Connecticut at Duke. (N) College Basketball Missouri State at Louisville. (N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N)
SportsCenter Olbermann (N) (CC) Olbermann (CC) NBA Tonight (N)
SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC) Olbermann (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Mother AngelicaReliRosaryThreshold of HopeChoirWomen Daily Mass (CC) Mother AngelicaCousins in ChristAscentSt. LukePapal Audience Christmas MassJoy-
(FAM) ›› “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) ››› “The Polar Express” (2004) The 700 Club (S) › “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” (1998) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N)
Sandler. (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Jail (S) PaidHang PaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” (CC) Haunted HighwayKiller Contact (N) Haunted HighwayKiller Contact“Maneater” (2007) Gary Busey. ›› “Attack of the Sabretooth” (2005) PaidPaidHang Paid (TBN) Just PottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsley ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan. RamboCreflo“A Christmas Wish” (2011) CollingsworthCreche“The Perfect Gift” (2009) Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangTrust Me, I’m Trust Me, I’m Conan (N) (CC) Trust Me, I’m Conan (CC) The Office (CC) ›› “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Por ››› “Holiday Affair” (1949) Robert Mitchum. (CC) (:45) ››› “Remember the Night” (1940) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) ›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. Premiere. (:45) ››› “Bachelor Mother” (1939) (CC) (:15) ›› “Bundle of Joy” (1956) Eddie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds. (CC) Screen Directors MGM Parade ››› “Good News” (1947) (CC) (TLC) Little PeopleLittle PeopleLittle PeopleThe Little CoupleLittle PeopleThe Little CoupleLittle PeopleLittle PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle “3XK” (S) Castle (S)
Boston’s Finest (N) Marshal LawBoston’s FinestMarshal LawCold Justice (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) TotalGumballUncle StevenTom & Jerry: Nutc.CleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOnlineSquidCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball (TRAV) Toy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsBggg Dig Gem Hunt (N) Lost Survivors (N) Bggg Dig Gem Hunt (CC) Lost SurvivorsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePawnStorageStoragePawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageBlack GoldStoragePaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens (12:54) Kirstie Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS “Hide and Seek” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny Videos ›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) (CC) News at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathHeat of the NightHeat of the NightPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:30) “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) True Detective 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Treme Batiste gets a movie job. (CC) School Girl “Six by Sondheim” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:55) ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) ›› “Just Looking” (1999, Comedy) Ryan Merriman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lombardi (S) (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Contraband” (2012) ‘R’ ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996, Action) Geena Davis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Sin City Diaries (12:05) ››› “Syriana” (2005, Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:45) ›› “Killer Joe” (2011) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (4:50) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) ‘R’ Masters of SexHomeland “The Star” (S) (CC) Masters of SexHomeland “The Star” (S) (CC)
› “Love and Honor” (2012) Liam Hemsworth. ‘PG-13’ (:35) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman.
››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’
(12:05) › “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Small Town Murder Songs” (2010) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Children on Their Birthdays” (2002) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:15) “The Forger” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. A hit man protects a girl from CIA assassins. “Family Band: The Cowsills Story” (S) (TMC) (5:20) ›› “The Story of Us” (1999)
WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 18, 2013
Monsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters
InsideMonsters InsideOranguEden (BRAVO) Shahs of SunsetKathy GriffinTop Chef (CC) Top Chef (N) HappensTop Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Styled to RockHappensKathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidCourtneyCourtney (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMob Money:American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) 11th ICYMIPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAC 360 LaterPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyKeySouth PkSouth Park (CC) KeyDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertKevin Hart: Laugh at My PainChapKeySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Bering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldPopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (DISN) Good JessieGood “Good Luck Charlie”Good AustinGravityJessieSuiteLizzieShake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasLittleHenry (E!) E! News (N) Nene LeakesE!ES Anchorman SoupSoupChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupParty OnChelseaE!ES Anchorman SoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Miami Heat. (N) NBA Basketball: Bulls at Rockets
(ESPN2) College Basketball Texas at North Carolina. (N) (Live) College Basketball Stanford at Connecticut. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Bulls at Rockets SportsCenterSportsCenter
Olbermann (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) NFL Presents NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Miami Heat. (N Same-day Tape) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
Olbermann (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) EWTN Live (N) NewsCatholicism: The New EvanReflect.Women Daily Mass (CC) EWTN LiveNewsBackAscentPath of the Messiah (CC) Theo. RoundtableRosaryLuke (FAM) WinnieMickey ›››› “Mary Poppins” (1964, Musical) Julie Andrews. The 700 Club (S) “Santa Baby” (2006) Jenny McCarthy. Hang PaidThe 700 Club (S) Grill-ProPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerGrace
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) ACCWolvesNBA Basketball: Trail Blazers at Timberwolves WolvesWolvesCoachUFC UnleashedNBA Basketball WolvesMakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) “Transformers” ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly. ›› “Real
The Golf Fix The Golf Fix Golf Wendy’s Three-Tour Challenge. From Henderson, Nev. (Taped) Golf Central Playing Lessons Golf Wendy’s Three-Tour Challenge. From
Buying and SellingProperty BrothersBuying and SellingHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersBuying and SellingHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProGrill-ProBryan (HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersBible SecretsBible SecretsAmerican PickersAmerican PickersBible SecretsBible SecretsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHang (LIFE) “Very Merry”“Christmas on the Bayou” (2013) (CC) “Love at the Christmas Table” (2012) (:02) “Christmas on the Bayou”
LopezChrisOld ChristineMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearSee DadSee Dad (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Haunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayKiller Contact (N) Killer Contact (N) Haunted HighwayKiller ContactKiller Contact ›› “Fire Serpent” (2007) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisGod/CrefloThe Christmas ChildTrinity Quest Christmas Carol: The MusiWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy “Road to the North Pole” Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Trust Me, I’m Conan (CC) The Office (CC)
›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. (DVS)
Better Worse MarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) “Bells Ringing” Now Playing
››› “Broadway Melody of 1940” (1940, Musical) Fred Astaire. (CC)
››› “Easter Parade” (1948) Judy Garland, Fred Astaire. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Royal Wedding” (1951) Fred Astaire, Jane Powell. (CC) (DVS) ››› “A Damsel in Distress” (1937) Fred Astaire. (:45) ››› “Finian’s Rainbow” (1968, Fantasy) Fred Astaire, Petula Clark, Tommy Steele. (CC) (:15) ››› “Major Dundee” (1965) (TLC) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (N) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (S) Bakery Boss (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) “Lord of the Rings” Mob City “Oxpecker; Stay Down” (:01) Mob City “Oxpecker; Stay Down” Hawaii Five-0 (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Isis” (S) Smallville (CC) (TOON) JohnnyTeenGumballTotalGrinchSmurfsCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsSturgis Raw (N) Sturgis Raw (CC) Mud People (N) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Mud People (CC) Bizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidHang Paid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Kirstie (N) The Exes (N) Kirstie (CC) The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens Kirstie (CC) The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens (:12) Roseanne (S) (CC) ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “No Good Deed” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesFunny VideosMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathHeat of the NightHeat of the NightPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Won’t Back Down” (2012) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Treme Batiste gets a movie job. (CC) 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road Getting On (S) › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Bootmen” (2000) Adam Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles ››› “Revolutionary Road” (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) (:15) ››› “Go” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Desmond Askew. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Chronicle” (2012) Dane DeHaan. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
The Jump Off Girl’s Guide (:35) ››› “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) John Leguizamo, Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Dark Secrets” (2012, Adult) Kelli McCarty. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) › “DarkWolf” (2003) Ryan Alosio. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (S) (SHOW) (:15) › “Java Heat” (2013, Action) Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke. Premiere. ‘R’ Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Homeland “The Star” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
››› “The Crow” (1994) Brandon Lee. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Velvet Goldmine” (1998, Drama) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “54” (1998, Drama) Ryan Phillippe, Salma Hayek. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Blast” (2004) Eddie Griffin. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ››› “JCVD” (2008) ‘R’ “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (S) ››› “White Lightnin’” (2009) Edward Hogg. ‘NR’ (:05) “Jack the Reaper” (2012) Tony Todd. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “8 Million Ways to Die” (1986) Jeff Bridges. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “The Coalition” (2013) Adrienne Bailon. ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Enduring Love” (2004, Suspense) Daniel Craig. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ › “Sgt. Bilko” (1996) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
THURSDAY EVENING DECEMBER 19, 2013
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(12:55) ›› “Woman on Top” (2000) Penélope Cruz. Girl’s Guide Skin to the Max › “Simply Irresistible” (1999) Sarah Michelle Gellar. (:10) ››› “The History Boys” ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) › “Legendary” (2010) ‘PG-13’
›› “Sinister” (2012, Horror) Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio. ‘R’ Another Day, Another Time: Inside Llewyn Davis (:41) Inside: Inside Llewyn Davis Masters of Sex ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) F... Nick Cannon The comic’s view of the world. (S) (CC)
(:15) ››› “Gosford Park” (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:10) ›› “John Dies at the End”
› “Between Us” (2012) Julia Stiles. Premiere. ‘R’ ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol.
(:10) ››› “Fish Tank” (2009, Drama) Michael Fassbender. Premiere. ‘NR’
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(:10) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Country Bears” (2002) ‘G’
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›››› “Dog Day Afternoon” (1975, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, John Cazale. (CC)
››› “The Stepford Wives” (1975) Katharine Ross, Paula Prentiss. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Sullivan’s Travels” (1941, Comedy) Joel McCrea. (CC)
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