PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Season Preview 2014

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Thursday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Friday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. From United Arab Emirates.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)

HOCKEY

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Nashville Predators. From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Nashville Predators. From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Los Angeles Kings. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Tuesday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Thursday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From

Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Girls High School Hockey Stillwater at Elk River. (Same-day Tape)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Stillwater at Elk River.

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Ohio State at Minnesota.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Martial Arts

6:00

(MSC) We Love It!

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

3:00 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

2:30 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Musky Hunter Television

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

Skating

Sunday

2:00 p.m. + Figure Skating U.S. Championships. From Boston. (Live)

Saturday

3:00 p.m. + Figure Skating U.S. Championships: Skating Spectacular. From Boston. (Taped)

Tennis

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Winter Sports

Sunday

12:00 p.m. + Snowboarding Northstar Grand Prix. From Northstar, Calif. (Taped) the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

7:30 p.m. ) North Dakota at Bemidji State. (Live)

12:00 a.m. ) North Dakota at Bemidji State.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Hockey Day Minnesota (Live)

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Rochester Lourdes vs. Cloquet. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day Minnesota (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Stillwater at Elk River. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day

Minnesota (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ohio State at Minnesota. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Wednesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Saturday 4:00 p.m. ) UFC’s Road to the Octagon

Outdoors

Sunday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

3:00 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Monday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Tuesday

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Friday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton Rail Days ’13

Saturday

12:00 p.m. % Park & Pipe Open Series Top skiers compete in halfpipe skiing for FIS points.

1:30 p.m. + Snowboarding

Freeskiing Grand Prix: Ski Pipe & Slope. From Park City, Utah. (Live)

To Be Announced College Basketball Iowa at Ohio State. (N) (Live) (CC) The NFL Today NFL Football AFC Divisional Playoff -- TBA at Denver Broncos. (N) (Live) (CC)

WDSE (Off Air)Body Electric Thomas/ Friends Dinosaur Train Daniel Tiger Super Why! Fetch! With This Old House Venture North (S) The Aviators MotorWeek (S) Tracks Ahead Here and Now OutdoorLive From Lincoln Center The Richard Tucker Foundation Gala. (S) (CC) Masterpiece Mystery! (S) (CC) (DVS) Masterpiece Mystery!

Girls “Bikinis or Bust” (CC)

Girls “Rodeo & Juliet”

Girls “Hot to Trot” (CC)

Wars (AMC) Mad Men (CC) Mad Men Don runs into an old friend. ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001, Action) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Gabriel Macht. (CC) ››› “Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)

Wars

››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC)

SportsCenter Featured Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man Competition

››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Blood, SweatCourtneyToned Matchmaker100-SummerShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetBlood, SweatHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) Grill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHot-AbsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid (CNN) New DayGuptaNew Day SundayState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidKrollKrollKrollKroll(8:58) ›› “Take Me Home Tonight”(10:57) ››› “Clueless” (1995) (12:57) ›› “Anger Management” (2003) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaJeff Dunham (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchGold Rush (CC) Bering Sea GoldSurvivorman (CC) Survivorman (CC) Dude--ScrewedDude--ScrewedDude--ScrewedLast FrontierLast FrontierLast Frontier (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaJessieGood AustinANT “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” (S) ANT ANT GravityGravityGravityANT ANT ANT Good Good Good AustinAustin (E!) KardashianKardashianKardashianParty OnSoupE! News KardashianKardashianI Am Britney Jean E! Countdown to the Red Carpet: The E! Live From The (ESPN) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) (CC) PBA Bowling Round 1 Japan Cup. Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball (ESPN2) Pardon/ Special NFL Matchup Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Colin’s New Football Show (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkVaticanoRmb JeApo.Solemn Mass for the Feast of BaptismIn Concert (CC) ChurchMercyRosaryFind ParablesSavoringEvangeDevoCrossing

(FAM) Middle ›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005, Comedy) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010, Comedy) “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” ››› “Hercules” (1997) Josh Keaton (:02) ››› “Mulan” (1998, Musical) “The Incredibles”

(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) MediaBuzz (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You News HQMediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace

(FSN) PaidPaidPaidTBAOutPaidOutOutExtremeDodgeWomen’s College Basketball Big 12Game Sports UnlimitedXTERRAExtremeSupergirl SnowCuttingWolves (FX) ›› “Mona Lisa Smile” (2003) Julia Roberts. ››› “Marley & Me” (2008) Owen Wilson. › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo Golf Champions, Final Round. From South Africa. (N) (Live) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Morning Drive PGA Tour Golf Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu. Golf Central (HGTV) Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItProperty BrothersLove It or List ItHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Big Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyBig Rig BountyCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawCowboy-OutlawThe Curse of (LIFE) In Touch AmazingJereOsteenPaidUnsolved Mystery“The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) (CC) ›› “Tiger Eyes” (2012) Willa Holland. ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (CC) ›› “The Nanny Diaries” (2007) (CC) (NBCSN) Match of the Day PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the DayCollege Basketball Skiing Skiing NHL Live (NICK) T.U.F.F.Kung FuRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesSponge.ParentsParentsWinxSam & Sam & HauntedThunderSanjaySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sam & Haunted (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineMuscleTruckJail (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) Ray Stevenson. ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZoneZone ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”“Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) (CC) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. Pitch Blk (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningPrinceRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeChristPraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) MarriedCougar Town (S) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (DVS) ›› “Year One” (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt. (DVS)

››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS) ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Silk Stockings” (1957)

››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones, Cameron Mitchell. (CC) › “Over the Moon” (1940) Rex Harrison, Merle Oberon.

› “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel.

››› “Victor/Victoria” (1982, Comedy) Julie Andrews, James Garner, Robert Preston. (CC) ››› “Father’s Little Dividend” (1951) Spencer Tracy.

››› “Bachelor in Paradise” (1961) Bob Hope. Advice-to-lovelorn writer loves only single girl in town. (CC)

(TLC) Paid Program (S) PaidPaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Swordfish” (2001) John Travolta. ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) (CC) ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) (CC) (TOON) DragonsTenkaiBeyPokéBen 10TeenTeenSteven“Tom and Jerry: Magic”Cartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdvenStevenUncle Uncle “Percy Jackson” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedLost SurvivorsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsTrckd Out TrlrsKiller RV UpgradesExtreme RVsExtreme RVsExtreme RVs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull Throttle World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) (:12) The Golden Girls (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Kirstie (CC) The ExesBrady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch

(:12) The Brady Bunch (CC) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen NCIS Tony is suspected of murder.

NCIS “Probie” (S) (CC) NCIS “Light Sleeper” (S) (CC) NCIS A chop shop run by Marines. (S) NCIS “Family Secret” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) NCIS “Royals and Loyals” (S) (CC) NCIS “Ships in the Night” (S) (CC)

NCIS A murder at a college fair. (S)

NCIS “Freedom” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightFunny VideosFunny Videos

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Education of Mohammad ›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. Former prisoner Jean Valjean flees a persistent pursuer. (CC) (MAX) “Seeking” (:45) ›› “The Faculty” (1998) Jordana Brewster. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Best Man” (1998) Diego Abatantuono. ‘PG’

(:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:55) Banshee “Little Fish” (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012) Tom Hanks. Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. ‘R’ “Scary Movie” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) ‘PG’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) James McAvoy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Salvation Boulevard” (2011) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’

(:10) › “Virus” (1999, Science Fiction) Jamie Lee Curtis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC)

MN/DISPATCH

SUNDAY EVENING JANUARY 12, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA Minnesota WI Foodie Queen Victoria’s Children (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Unlocking Sherlock (N) (S) (CC) Minnesota MNTV Minnesota made short films. Independent Lens Rape and sexual assault in the military. Queen Victoria’s Children (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Unlocking Sherlock (N) (S) (CC)

KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos The Bachelor “Behind the Scenes” Revenge “Endurance” (N) (CC) (:01) Betrayal (N) (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) On the Road Engagement Raymond Sanctuary (S) (CC) Family Recipe MotionABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews

KCCO NFL Football: AFC Divisional Playoff Intelligence “Pilot” (S) (CC) The Good Wife “We, the Juries” The Mentalist “The Golden Hammer” NewsWCCO 4 News CSI: Miami “Curse of the Coffin” (S) Criminal Minds “Jones” (S) (CC)

Leverage A schoolbus driver. (CC)

Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career. (CC)

“Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)

Miami “Delko for the Defense”

(AP) Gator Boys (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (N) (S) Finding Bigfoot (N) Gator Boys (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (S) BeaverBeaverGator Boys (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Blood, SweatHousewives/Atl.HappensFashionHousewives/Atl.Blood, SweatHousewives/Atl.HappensFashionPaidPaidPaidPaid“Queen-Versa.” (CNBC) DebtOn 60 Minutes onAmerican GreedAmerican Greed60 Minutes onAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN Special (N) Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) DunhamJeff Dunham: ControlledJeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityJeff Dunham: Controlled ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”Tosh.0Tosh.0South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkPaidPaidChair Paid (DISC) Last FrontierAlaska: The Last Last FrontierDude--ScrewedLast FrontierDude--ScrewedAlaska: The Last Last FrontierPaidPaidPaidPaidHot-AbsPaidPaidPAIN (DISN) Liv-Mad.Good ››› “The Muppets” (2011) (CC) AustinGood ANT AustinGood Good Shake ItANT Deck ››› “You Wish!” (2003) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! Live From The KardashianKardashianKardashianE! After Party: SoupChelseaI Am Britney Jean ChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenterSportCtr (ESPN2) 2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryDolan GodBkmrkSunday MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeJoySufferingCatholic.ReliBkmrkCateSocialCrossing

(FAM) (5:00) “The Incredibles” ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) Harry Connick Jr. Ravenswood (S) OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Spurs WolvesUFC Unleashed (N) SledRail World Poker TourNHL Hockey NBA Basketball Boxing World Poker Tour

(FX) “Transformers” ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) Shia LaBeouf. ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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M Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/Live From The Red Carpet: The 2014 Live From The Red Carpet: The 2014 Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityKardashianKardashian ›› “First Daughter” (2004)

T True Hollywood ›› “First Daughter” (2004) E! News KardashianKardashian

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M SportCtrSportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL InsidersNFL Live AroundPardonSportsCenter

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M Ellen ›› “Death Sentence” (2007) Kevin Bacon. ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Dragonball: Evolution” (2009) MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Hall Pass”

T Buffy, Slayer › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Dragonball: Evolution” (2009) › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. Two Two ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) MotherMotherTwo

F Focus Pain Due Wild Supergirl SnowNHL Hockey: Oilers at WildAnglingWaterOutdoorNHL Hockey: Oilers at WildDue RoadsXTERRADodgeRail Extreme3 WideWolvesWolves (FX)

W “Bones” (2010, Drama) Jimmy Bennett. › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. ›› “Undisputed” (2002, Drama) ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. Two Two ›› “Planet of the Apes” (2001)

TH “Instinct” (2007) Anthony Flanagan, Tom Ward. ›› “Undisputed” (2002, Drama) ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. Two Two ›› “Planet of the Apes” (2001) Mark Wahlberg. MotherMotherTwo

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidBar RescueBar Rescue ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) Ray Stevenson. ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Edward Norton. (S)

T Younger TattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo ›› “The Crazies” (2010) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ››› “Joy Ride” (2001) Steve Zahn. ›› “The Butterfly Effect”

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TH ››› “Infestation” (2009) (CC) “Infected” (2013) Michael Madsen. (CC) ›› “Transmorphers: Fall of Man” › “A.I. Assault” (2006) Joe Lando. “Eyeborgs” (2009) Adrian Paul, Luke Eberl. (CC) Termintr

M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPraiseBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord

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F “Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev” › “A.I. Assault” (2006) Joe Lando. › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean. ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) (CC) Helix (TBN)

W Change The CreationProclaimBehindJ. Meyer FaithBest of PraiseMain Stage

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M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPaynePrincePrinceFull H’seFull H’seWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld

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T BabyDoll › “Play Girl”“The Tenderfoot”(:45) ›› “Man Wanted” ››› “Tugboat Annie” ›› “The Nuisance” (1933) › “Lazy River” (1934) ›› “Public Hero No. 1”“Mad Love” (1935) “History-Night”

W (5:15) ›› “Little Women”Private Screenings: Child(:15) ›› “Glory” (1956, Drama) (CC) ›› “Bad Bascomb” (1946) (CC) ›› “Music for Millions” (1944) (CC) ››› “Canterville Ghost” (1944) (CC) “Our Vines-Grps”

TH “Annie-Get Gun” ››› “Blood on the Moon” ›› “Gypsy Colt”“Wine, Women and Horses”“The Story of Seabiscuit”“Pride of the Bluegrass” ›› “Annie Oakley” (1935) ›› “Montana Belle” (1952) “West.-Women”

F Mane ›› “Ice Follies of 1939”(:15) ›› “Strange Cargo” (1940) (CC) (:15) ›› “Susan and God” (1940) (CC) ›› “Reunion in France” (1942) (CC) ››› “Above Suspicion”(:15) ››› “Hollywood Canteen” (CC) (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBaby19 Kids19 KidsPregnantPregnantExtreme Extreme What Not to Wear19 KidsVariedCoupleCoupleGownGownWedVariedMediumMediumSisterVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) StevenBeyPokeMovie GarfieldGarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryCodenCodenGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHomesHomesVaried Programs No ReservationFood

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(1996) (:45) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (S) “The Presence” (2010) (S) ›› “Sabrina” (1995) Harrison Ford. (:15) › “Taxi” (2004) Queen Latifah. ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Oceans

TH “Hard Times” ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Brokedown Palace” (1999) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S) (:45) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) Julianne Hough. › “Date Movie” (2006) (S) (:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999) (S)

F SpyHard(:20) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996) (S) ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (S) (:45) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (S) “Rise of the Guardians” (S) Education ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. Snow (MAX)

M (5:30) “Election”(:15) “Hot Shots! Part Deux”(:45) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. ›› “Project X” (2012) (S) ›› “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ›› “BASEketball” (1998) (:45) ›› “Six Days, Seven Nights”Red Eye

T “Ice Age: Drift”(:05) ›› “Cruel Intentions”(:45) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (S) (CC) (10:50) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) (S) (:10) › “Turbulence” (1997) (S) (CC) ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) (S) (CC) “Prometheus” (S)

W “Problem Child”(:15) ›› “Problem Child 2” (1991) (S) (8:50) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) (S) (:40) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) (:10) ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012) “Ace Ventura” (:40) ››› “Bowfinger” (S)

TH “Ruby Sparks” (S) ›› “Never Been Kissed” (1999) (S) “A Good Day to Die Hard”“Love Wrecked” (2006) (S) “Freeloaders” (2011) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Fantastic Four”(:10) ›› “8MM” (1999) Nicolas Cage. “Dark Shadows”

M Tom(:45) ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) Mumford & SonsRolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun ›› “Dare” (2009) (S) (CC) › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) Demi Moore. (S) (:25) ››› “Slither” (2006) ›› “Sinister” (S)

T “Agent Cody Banks 2” ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) (S) (CC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” › “Java Heat” (2013) (S) (:15) “Sunset Strip” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Mimic” (1997) Mira Sorvino. “Diary-Black”

W (5:45) “The Color of Money”(:45) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) (S) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) (S) (CC) “Sellebrity” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Billy Bathgate” (1991) (S) (CC) (2:50) ››› “Ed Wood” (1994) (CC) “Sleepy Hollow”

F (5:40) “Anywhere but Here”(:40) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) Kurt Russell. (S) ›› “Rebound” (2005) (S) “Cleanskin” (2012) Sean Bean. (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (:25) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (S) Trouble (SHOW)

TH (5:30) “Inside Out”(:15) › “Heavyweights” (1995) (S) (CC) “Swinging With the Finkels” ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) (S) (CC) (12:55) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (S) “Twilight-Dawn”

M (5:10) ››› “The Apostle” ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) (S) (CC) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) (S) (CC) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) (S) (CC) ››› “Pieces of April” (S) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) “Barbershop 2”

T ›› “Swing Kids” (1993) (S) (CC) ››› “The Doctor” (1991) (S) (CC) (:05) “Shortcut to Happiness” (2007) › “Meet Wally Sparks” (S) (:45) › “Love and Honor” (2012) (S) ››› “In the Name of the Father”Fool

W “Before and After”(:05) ››› “Deceived” (1991) (S) (CC) › “Reunion” (2009) (S) (CC) (:35) “The Man on the Train”(:15) ›› “A Good Woman” (2004) ››› “Sling Blade” (1996) Billy Bob Thornton. (:20) › “Knife Fight” (2012)

F “My Week With Marilyn” (S) ›› “Uptown Girls” (2003) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Stir of Echoes” (1999) (S) ›› “Mimic” (1997) Mira Sorvino. “Rescue Dawn” (TMC)

TH “Joe the King” (S) “Beginner’s Guide” (:35) “Dangerous Minds” (S) (:15) ››› “Cool Runnings” (1993) ››› “Mean Creek” (2004) ›› “The Third Wheel” (S) ›› “Crossing the Bridge”(:45) “The Way Back” (2010)

F “A Simple Twist of Fate” (S) ›› “Swing Kids” (1993) (S) (CC) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (S) › “Inescapable” (2012) (S) (:05) “Pieces of April” (2003) ›› “A Film With Me in It”

In Focus

“Drunk History,” www. youtube.com

Created by Derek Walters, this spoof series — which also had a run this past summer on Comedy Central — features such stars as Michael Cera, Jack Black, Danny McBride, Clark Duke and others donning period garb and playing such historical figures as Benjamin Franklin, Nikola Tesla, Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton (but tipsy).

“Lab Rats,” www.youtube.com

Right now, it’s only one episode, but one hesitates to imagine what could happen in any future installments. Created by Daniel Nayeri and Brendan Choisnet of Plywood Pictures, the webisodes follow a professionally unsatisfied lab tech (Elyse Brandau) at a low-end firm, and an unemployed magician who supports himself by signing up for all the tests — like the one with the dog collar.

Food is so important to Joe Gatto of “Impractical Jokers” – airing Thursdays on truTV – that he includes it in his biography: “Joe spends his spare time eating with his big Italian family and mastering his role as the world’s greatest uncle.”

So much for career highlights and school honors.

“My mother had an open-door policy,” he says. “She always had enough food a friend could stay for dinner. Absolutely my favorite memories are around the table. The meal is an event.

“One of my favorite stories is about my little nephew,” Gatto continues. “He’s 15 and now bigger than me – and he was the first kid in the family. He had one mini cannoli in one hand, and one in the other; he was in his high chair. One top (of the cannoli) fell off. He looked around and didn’t want to put down the cannoli and planted his face right on the table. He was a true Gatto.”

A decade ago, Gatto was learning to make pasta, but he has since graduated to teriyaki salmon. He always stocks lemonade, cheese, crackers, and bread-and-butter pickles.

“Every sandwich I make has to have bread-and-butter pickles,” he says. “It makes every sandwich go from good to absolutely delicious.”

Gatto and his best friends from Staten Island’s Monsignor Farrell High formed the Tenderloins, a comedy troupe that made up a goofy “Candid Camera”-type dare show.

They often do food jokes, including a memorable one at Redd’s at the Meadowlands, where Gatto flung mashed potatoes on unsuspecting diners’ plates. He calls it “scoopsi potatahs.”

He recalls intending to “try something that might get us in trouble.”

Given that New Jersey diners tend to take less flak than people elsewhere, it’s a wonder no one slapped him down as he flung spuds with abandon.

“We were trying to embarrass each other,” he says. “The best reaction we hope for is when people look and say, ‘That guy is crazy!’ I felt like that family (who bore the most spattered potatoes) is in for fun and needed potatoes thrown in their world. It felt like a superhero power – throw potatoes and not get punched.”

BY JACQUELINE CUTLER

What did you have for dinner last night?

“I had a home-cooked meal, meatloaf with roasted vegetables, a side of pasta with ground beef, and a spinach and artichoke dip and tiramisu.”

What is your next project?

“We’re actually working on a second show for truTV, “The After Party,” a variety show that will incorporate some studio work.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“My honeymoon to Bora Bora. Tahiti was absolutely gorgeous. It was like walking on a postcard.”

In Focus

“The Four Players: The Fixer,” www.youtube.com

Created by Maker Studios and writer Evan Daugherty (“Snow White and the Huntsman”), the short Web series illustrates the universe of Super Mario Bros. in an original, darker way, relating the characters’ issues to real life. Starting with “The Fixer,” which focuses on Mario, it’s followed by “The Addict” (Lou/Luigi), “The Star” (Peach) and “The Soldier” (Toad).

“Ambiance Man,” www.youtube.com

In the series created by Alix Lambert, Fred Armisen (“Saturday Night Live”) stars as the title character, a pre-Raphaelite superhero who saves the day by altering the mood of a situation. In the first episode, he helps an online-dating couple spice up their failing first date. As the series goes on, he makes a big difference by sorting out odors and lighting candles.