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›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone. Premiere. (CC)

“Hollow Man” (2000) Kevin Bacon. A scientist tests an invisibility serum, with horrific results.

“National Lampoon’s Animal House” (1978, Comedy) John Belushi, Kevin Bacon. (CC) Three Stooges

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(ESPN) College Basketball Virginia at Duke. (N) College Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

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2014 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

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The Golf Fix (Season Premiere) (N) Feherty Feherty Raymond Floyd. Feherty David Duval. Golf CentralFeherty Raymond Floyd.

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MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:45) › “Divorce” (1945) ›› “Strike Me Pink” (1936, Musical Comedy) Eddie Cantor, Ethel Merman. ››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955, Musical Comedy) Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons. (CC) (:45) ››› “Sunrise at Campobello” (1960, Biography) Ralph Bellamy, Greer Garson. (CC) (:15) ››› “Battleground” (1949) Van Johnson. An account of World War II’s Battle of the Bulge. ››› “Baby Doll” (1956, Drama) Karl Malden. (CC) (TLC) Bakery Boss (S) CakeCakeCakeCakeBakery Boss (N) CakeCakeBakery Boss (S) CakeCakeBakery Boss (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine. ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) Girls (S) (:45) Girls (S) (:15) True Detective Former CID partners give statements. (:20) ›› “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’

True Detective (:25) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) “Alive Day Memories: Home”

›› “Red Tails” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) (CC) Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC)

›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) Co-Ed Confidential Feature 2: Breaking Up A compilation of episodes.

(12:50) Banshee (:45) ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Critical Care” (1997) James Spader. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Ice Age” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Sinister” (2012) ‘R’ (CC)

Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Best Man” (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Margot at the Wedding” (2007) ‘R’ (:40)

“Stake Land” (2010, Horror) Nick Damici. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Unhung Hero” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) › “Cabin Boy” (1994) Chris Elliott. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Agent 2” (TMC) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”

››› “Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Sex Pets” (2011, Adult) Allie Haze. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Door in the Floor” (2004, Drama) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “A Simple Twist of Fate” (1994) Steve Martin. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(ESPN) College Basketball College Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Oklahoma at Kansas State. (N) (Live)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

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(SPIKE) “Butterfly Effect” ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (S) ›› “The Butterfly Effect” (2004, Suspense) (S) › “Skyline” (2010) Eric Balfour. (S) Ways EntouPaidHot-AbsPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off Helix “Pilot” Face Off The Storm (CC) The Storm (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaidPAINPaid (TBN) HistoryPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyPraise the Lord (N) (Live) (CC) ClementBlessedACLJCrefloIsrael: A “Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore”Mary Miracles AroundWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangCougar Town (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Cougar Town (S) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) › “Not Another Teen Movie” (2001) Chyler Leigh. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:15) “History Is Made at Night”

››› “The Children’s Hour” (1961) Audrey Hepburn, Shirley MacLaine. (CC) ››› “Bad Day at Black Rock” (1955) Spencer Tracy. ››› “Marlowe” (1969, Mystery) James Garner, Gayle Hunnicutt. (CC) ››› “Carnal Knowledge” (1971) Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel. (CC) › “Fort Vengeance” (1953) James Craig, Rita Moreno. Now Playing MGM Parade (:15) ›› “Little Women” (1949) (TLC) Escaping theMy 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (N) Escaping theMy 600-Lb. Life (S) Escaping theMy 600-Lb. Life (S) Escaping thePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Cold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Crush” Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularGumballUncle AdvenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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Sex//Now (S) ›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Anna Karenina” (2012, Romance) Keira Knightley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Office Space” (1999) Ron Livingston. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Mortal Kombat” (1995) (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (CC) Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC) The Jump Off Girl’s Guide (:05) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Erotic Karma” (2012) (S) “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” (:20) ›› “Jawbreaker” (1999) Rose McGowan. ‘R’ (SHOW) “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Seed of Chucky” (2004) Jennifer Tilly. ‘R’ (:15) “Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. ‘PG-13’ “Color” (TMC) (5:45) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (:20) › “Inescapable” (2012) Alexander Siddig. ‘R’

›› “The Killing Room” (2009) Nick Cannon. ‘R’ (CC) (:35)

››› “White Lightnin’” (2009) Edward Hogg. (12:05) “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Love and a .45” (1994) Gil Bellows. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “The Rainbow Tribe” (2008) David James Elliott. (S) (:15) ›› “Before and After” (1996)

“Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. (CC)

“Batman Returns” (1992, Action) Michael Keaton. The Catwoman and the Penguin join forces against Batman.

(1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

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››› “The Talk of the Town” (1942, Comedy) Cary Grant, Jean Arthur. (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Paper Chase” (1973) Timothy Bottoms, John Houseman. (:15) ››› “Philadelphia” (1993) Tom Hanks. Fired by his firm, lawyer with AIDS fights back.

›››› “12 Angry Men” (1957) Henry Fonda. (CC) (:15) ››› “State’s Attorney” (1932) John Barrymore, Helen Twelvetrees.

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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Extreme Prejudice” (1987, Action) Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “Pushing Tin” (1999, ComedyDrama) John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Bowfinger” (:20) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC) ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin. Banshee “Little Fish” (S) (CC) Co-Ed Confid.

(11:55) Lingerie ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (:15) ›› “Zero Effect” (1998, ComedyDrama) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Ruby Sparks” (2012) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime EpisodesHouse of Lies (S)

››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci. ‘R’ Dave Foley: Relatively Well (CC) ›› “All In: The Poker Movie” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Inside Out” (S) (TMC)

› “The Next Best Thing” (2000) Rupert Everett. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “On the Road” (2012, Drama) Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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› “Burning Palms” (2010, ComedyDrama) Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) Warren Beatty. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Late Bloomers” (2011) William Hurt. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Joe the King” (1999) (S) ‘R’

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(HBO) (4:45) ›› “EDtv” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Taxicab Confessions: New York True Detective (S) (CC)

Sex//Now (S) (:35) ›› “Stephen King’s Thinner” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) Louis C.K.: Oh My God (CC) (:10) ›››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Spy Hard” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (:15) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996, Horror) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Co-Ed Confid. Girl’s Guide (11:55) ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Skin to the Max ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mischief” (1985, Comedy) Doug McKeon. ‘R’ (CC) “Anywhere” (SHOW) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart. House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

(:05) › “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Hard Target” (1993, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. ‘R’

The 2013 AVN Awards (S) (CC) “Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Simple Twist”

››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Phantoms” (1998) Peter O’Toole. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “My Week” (TMC) (4:45) ››› “The Way Back” (2010) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Humana Challenge, Second Round. From La Quinta, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. European PGA Tour Golf Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. (N) European PGA Tour Golf (HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlIslandIslandIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlIslandIslandHuntersHunt

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PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloTBN 340WorshipReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityCharliePhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) American Dad ››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (DVS)

›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Tommy Lee Jones. (:45) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner. A blind attorney fights crime at night.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) “Hollywd Cantn” Movie ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957, Biography) James Stewart, Patricia Smith. ›› “Gallant Journey” (1946, Biography) Glenn Ford.

››› “Silkwood” (1983, Docudrama) Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, Cher. (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Beginning or the End” (1947) Brian Donlevy, Tom Drake. (CC)

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. (CC)

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Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005, Historical Drama) Orlando Bloom. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke (:05) › “Jack” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ Banshee “The Thunder Man” (N) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide (12:05) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams. (CC) “Thunderstr” (SHOW) (4:55) ››› “Rescue Dawn” House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) Boxing Ivan Redkach vs. Tony Luis. Redkach battles Luis in the main event. From Memphis, Tenn. (N) (Live) House of Lies (S) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey. Mumford & Sons: Road (TMC)

››› “The Rundown” (2003, Adventure) The Rock. ‘PG-13’

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Buffalo Soldiers” (2001) Joaquin Phoenix. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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“Concrete Blondes” (2012) Diora Baird. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) “Hannah Takes the Stairs” (2007) Greta Gerwig. ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) Andy Garcia.

(2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (CC)

“Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC) (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) To Be Announced

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PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZoneZone“House of Bones” (2010, Horror) (CC) “Grave Halloween” (2013, Horror) (CC) “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Fresh Prince Ground Floor House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? Raymond Raymond ›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010, Adventure) Logan Lerman.

››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The Cobweb” (1955) (:15) ››› “The Twelve Chairs” (1970) Ron Moody, Frank Langella. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Murder on the Blackboard” (1934, Suspense)

››› “Tom Sawyer” (1973, Musical) Johnnie Whitaker, Celeste Holm. (CC)

››› “A Face in the Crowd” (1957, Drama) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Philadelphia Story” (1940) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS)

“The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) APB, T. DunnMajor CrimesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “The Great Debaters” (2007) Premiere. ››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) (CC) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBeyPokeBen 10TeenTeenStevenCartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) ArizonaTrip FlipWhen VacationsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodBggg Bggg Hotel ImpossibleHotelHotel ImpossibleHotelFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFerrissFull ThrottleLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardConWorld RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsPawnPawnPawnPawn (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny KirstieThe ExesBrady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program White Collar “Shot Through the Heart” Psych “S.E.I.Z.E. the Day” NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. NCIS “Untouchable” (S) (CC) NCIS “Bloodbath” (S) (CC) NCIS “Jeopardy” (S) (CC) NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. NCIS “Hiatus” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) NCIS Political assassination. (CC) NCIS “Enemies Foreign” (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:05) › “Jack” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine. ‘PG’ (CC) Will, Warrior ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (2011) Judi Dench, Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:40) “Thunderstruck” (2012) Kevin Durant. (S) ‘PG’ (:20) ››› “Bowfinger” (1999) Steve Martin. ‘PG-13’

›› “Six Days, Seven Nights” (1998) Harrison Ford. (:45) ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) Jim Rome on Showtime Inside the NFL (S) (CC) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Slither” (2006) Nathan Fillion. Alien organisms infest a small town. ‘R’

Another Day, Another Time: Inside Llewyn Davis (:41) Inside: Inside Llewyn Davis ›› “People Like Us” (2012) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) “When a Man” (:40) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:25) ›› “The Killing Room” (2009) Nick Cannon.

›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

SATURDAY EVENING JANUARY 18, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA The This Old House Hour (N) (S) Antiques Roadshow “Boise” ›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon.

NewsPaid Program

››› “The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman. Austin City Limits Modern roots rock. Antiques Roadshow “Boise”

›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon.

“Hancock” (2008, Action) Will Smith, Charlize Theron. (S) 20/20 (S) (CC) News(:35) Castle “Heroes & Villains” (S) (:35) Private Practice (S) (CC) Red Carpet (:05) › “Ernest Goes to Africa” (1997,

“The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman.

››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) MatchmakerMatchmakerToned CourtneyPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) Ultimate FactoriesAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN Special (N) CNN Special (N) Anthony Bourdain Parts UnknownCNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) South PkSouth PkSouth Pk“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”Dave ChappelleNeal BrennanTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Amy Amy Amy PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Treehouse MstrTreehouse MstrTreehouse MstrTreehouse MstrMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) Good Good JessieI Didn’tLiv-Mad.DogLab RatsKickin’ ItANT Good Good AustinShake ItJessieANT ›› “The Thirteenth Year”DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) Live From The Red KardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NFLSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL (ESPN2) (5:00) College Football NFLPA Bowl: American vs. National. (Taped)

Profile: 60 (CC) ProFILE: 60 (CC)

2014 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Mother Angelica ››› “Thérèse” (1986) ThereseLiving RightCampusLectioDaily Mass (CC) MarySavoringCentral AmericanChurchLectioEWTN LiveThe LivingAngelusSt. Luke

(FAM) ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010, Drama) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Stossel Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel The Five Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) College Hockey Wild NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. (N) Wild Girls High School Hockey High School Hockey College Hockey NHL Hockey: Stars at Wild Wild (FX) “Transformers” ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr.

WilfredWilfredLouieLouieTwo Two WilfredWilfredLouieLouieTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Humana Challenge, Third Round. From La Quinta, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. European PGA Tour Golf Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. (N) European PGA Tour Golf

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid

(LIFE) (5:00) Movie“Flowers in the Attic” (2014) Premiere. “Dirty Teacher” (2013) Josie Davis. (:02) “Flowers in the Attic” (2014) (CC) (:02) “Dirty Teacher” (2013) (CC) ChrisChrisMy PilPaidHair!Paid

(NBCSN) (5:30) College Hockey World Series of Fighting 8 (N) (Live) Premier League Match of the DayWorld Series of Fighting 8 PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMatch of the Day

(NICK) Sam & Sam & Sam & Cat (N) (S) ThunderAweFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeChrisChrisYesDearYesDearFull H’seSee DadSee Dad

(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (N) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftJail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPAINPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Premiere. ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. “Rise of the Zombies” (2012) (CC) “Dead Season” (2011) Scott Peat. (CC) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel › “Joshua” (2002, Drama) BibleNot a Gods At Signature of God Holy Bible (TBS) Big BangBig Bang20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (N) (Live) Cougar Town (S) Ground Floor Men at Work ›› “Sky High” (2005, Comedy) Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell. ›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010, Adventure) Logan Lerman.

Engagement Engagement MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer”

››› “Lifeboat” (1944, Drama) Tallulah Bankhead, William Bendix. (CC) ›› “Faithless” (1932, Drama) Tallulah Bankhead. ›› “Die! Die! My Darling!” (1965, Horror) Tallulah Bankhead, Stefanie Powers. (CC) › “Skidoo” (1968) Jackie Gleason, Groucho Marx. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Big Cube” (1969, Drama) Lana Turner, George Chakiris. KeepGrass ›› “The Two Mrs. Carrolls” (CC) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedStories of the ERStories of the ERSex Sent Me to Stories of the ERStories of the ERSex Sent Me to To Be AnnouncedPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:00) “The Help”20th Annual SAG Awards 20th Annual SAG Awards ››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) (CC) ››› “The Great Debaters” (2007) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties”King/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceSoul SwordFoolyNarutoFullmetalShellIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidYoungerPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowMost ShockingTowTowTowTowTowTowMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHot-Abs (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show The ExesKirstieRaymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The ExesThe ExesThe Exes’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) NCIS “Enemies Domestic” (CC)

Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family

›› “The Mechanic” (2011, Action) Jason Statham, Ben Foster. (CC) (DVS)

NCIS A teen holds his school hostage.

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC)

House Homeless woman’s seizures.

House “Detox” (S) (CC)

House Pitcher’s broken arm. (CC) House “Last Resort” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) VideosBullsNBA Basketball: 76ers at Bulls NewsMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeath › “What a Girl Wants” (2003) WorldPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) ›››

“Ocean’s Twelve”

›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) Boxing Lucian Bute vs. Jean Pascal. Jean Pascal takes on Lucian Bute in the 12-round main event, from Montreal.

True Detective (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Safe House ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) › “Taxi” (MAX)

›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) ›› “Bullet to the Head” (2012) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (:35) Banshee “The Thunder Man” (S) (:35) “Intergalactic Swingers” (2013) Erika Jordan. (S)

› “Chill Factor” (1999) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) The Erotic Traveler (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Sideways” (2004, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “My Favorite” (SHOW) “People Like Us” EpisodesShameless “Simple Pleasures” (S)

››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) (:35) Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (:35) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) ›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Wicker Man” (1973) Edward Woodward. ‘R’

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. Premiere. (S) ‘R’

››› “The Wicker Man” (1973) Edward Woodward. ‘R’

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. (S) ‘R’

›› “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (2008) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC) (4:50)

› “The Next Best Thing”

Jim Rome on Showtime ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (CC) (TMC) (:10) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)