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Fox has renewed its “Animation Domination” block of shows for a new season, but in the meantime, you can watch rebroadcasts airing Sunday, July 26. The network was primed to handle the hurdles of the COVID-19 pandemic shutdowns with its Sunday night block already on the slate for its upcoming fall 2020 schedule. Comedy fans can look forward to new “Bob’s Burgers,” “Duncanville,” “The Simpsons,” “Bless the Harts” and “Family Guy” in the near-ish future.
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Tina, Bob, Louise, Linda and Gene Belcher from “Bob’s Burgers”
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Like you, I’m getting tired of quarantine. We’ve been home now for nine and a half weeks, and not once has Mickey Rourke blindfolded me and spoon-fed me cherries!
I’m sure he means it to sound comforting, but “transitioning
to greatness” really sounds like something a cult leader says right before the end.
The packaging on boxes of Cream of Wheat may soon change. Great! While they’re at it, just get rid of the whole product. The only people buying Cream of Wheat are people whose favorite flavor is wet.
This election is not going to be a sprint, it’s going to be a marathon in that, before it’s over, you’re going to be pooping your pants and your nipples are going to be bleeding.
In the midst of a global pandemic and massive civil unrest, reporters are totally burying the story of how many people were watching TV. It reminds me of that headline after Pearl Harbor: “FDR speech gets incredible ratings. Also, war.”
Trump talked about “rampgate” for a whopping 10 minutes and 23 seconds — which is almost as long as it took for him to get down that ramp.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A California woman won the world pumpkin pie-eating contest after she ate 50 slices in 10 minutes — or, as most Americans call that, “Thanksgiving.”
In the middle of being investigated for asking foreign countries for election help, Trump publicly asked foreign countries for election help. That’s like
chugging a beer while taking a breathalyzer test.
American Airlines says that passengers on a recent flight may have been exposed to hepatitis. American Airlines passengers were furious, while Spirit Airlines passengers were like, “That’s all? I got polio.”
The FDA just announced that over 95% of baby food they tested had traces of metal. On the bright side, your mom wasn’t lying when she said, “Here comes the airplane.”
Three drug smugglers were using cocaine as floaties. It was crazy, the rescue helicopter didn’t drop a rope, they just jumped up to it.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
Barcelona’s Liceu Grand Theatre held its reopening and, to mark the occasion, a string quartet performed a concert for nearly 2,300 potted plants. It must have been a pretty bad performance since they made the entire audience leaf.
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Fox’s animated comedies renewed for future seasons
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F ox heard that everyone is looking for a laugh these days, so it has renewed its “Animation Domination” block of shows for a new season.
The network was uniquely primed to handle the hurdles of the COVID-19 pandemic’s production shutdowns with already-completed reality and drama series on the slate for its upcoming fall 2020 schedule, and comedy fans can look forward to new episodes of “Bob’s Burgers,” “The Simpsons,” “Bless the Harts” and “Family Guy” in the near-ish future as well — they’ve all been renewed for the 2020-21 season.
shuffled, and the “Bob’s Burgers” movie was on the list, so fans of the show can look forward to what may very well be their first in-theatre experience of the year watching Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise Belcher get into some trouble in the family restaurant.
Speaking of Fox animation veterans, the network naturally renewed the longest-running American sitcom ever, “The Simpsons,” through its 32nd season back in 2019. This upcoming season will include the comedy’s 700th episode, an incredible milestone that’s like the cherry on top of yet another record that the series broke in Season 31. “The Simpsons” tops the list of American scripted prime-time series with the
isodes. “The Simpsons” has been a major influence on popular culture since the first episode aired in 1989, but that doesn’t mean that there’s no room to grow in 2020.
The animation itself improves with time (I remember being a bit shocked when I saw the animation of the first iteration of “The Simpsons” as a short that my parents had recorded from TV on a VHS tape), and so do the characterizations of Springfield’s citizens. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has been voiced by Hank Azaria (“Brockmire”) — a white, American man — since the inception of the character.
Apu has received criticism, though, as he is portrayed as a stereotype of a South Asian man,
a lot more to look forward to for Apu.
When “The Simpsons” was renewed back in 2019, “Family Guy” was also promised a spot on Fox’s Sunday night lineup through its 19th season. The renewal isn’t that much of a surprise since not only has “Family Guy” been on the air for more than two decades, its creator, Seth MacFarlane (“The Orville”), is more powerful than ever, having signed a $200-million deal with NBC Universal this year. MacFarlane may be busy, but that won’t stop him from reprising his voice acting duties as Peter Griffin, the bumbling New England husband and father who constantly makes embarrassing situations even worse.
Fox has shown that the network
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Fisherman’s Friends
Danny (Mays), a hardened London music executive, heads to the Cornwall coast for his colleague’s bachelor party. During a day out, the friends come across a group of singing fishermen, a sight so hilarious to Danny’s elitist boss, Troy (Clarke), that he tells Danny to sign the fishermen to a prank record
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deal. Danny finds himself taken aback by the talent and pure intentions of the fishermen he’s meant to bamboozle.
Director:ChrisFoggin.Stars:Daniel Mays,JamesPurefoy,NoelClarke, DavidHayman,DaveJohns,Sam Swainsbury,TuppenceMiddleton, RichardHainsworth.2019.112 mins.Comedy.
The Other Lamb
Born in a hidden, forest-dwelling cult, young Selah (Cassidy) is part of the all-female following that reveres the male leader they all refer to as Shepherd (Huisman). Every member of the cult stands as either a daughter or a wife of Shepherd’s, and as Selah comes of age, Shepherd’s behavior towards her begins to change, and she finds herself in
situations that she was warned about by the other wives. Soon enough, Selah is openly questioning and rejecting the teachings and abuse Shepherd inflicts on the women, opening doors she might not be able to close.
Director:MalgorzataSzumowska. Stars:RaffeyCassidy,MichielHuisman,DeniseGough,KellyCampbell.2019.97mins.Horror.
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Based on the Dark Horse comic of the same name by Gerard Way, this unique show was a big hit for Netflix last year. Don’t miss the next season of this unusual superhero series when it premieres Friday, July 31, on the streamer. Season 1 introduced viewers to the Hargreeves children — Vanya (Ellen Page, “Inception,” 2010), Luther (Tom Hopper, “Black Sails”), Diego (David Castañeda, “Switched at Birth”), Allison (Emmy Raver-Lampman, “Wednesdays,” 2020), Klaus (Robert Sheehan, “Fortitude”), Ben (Justin H. Min, “Dating After College”) and Five (Aidan Gallagher, “Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn”) — who were all born with superpowers and adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves (Colm Feore, “The Borgias”) to create a team of superheroes. However, the team didn’t last long as they began to drift apart as teenagers due to their vast differences in personality and power. But, following the death of their adoptive father and the news of an imminent apocalypse, they band together again. That didn’t quite go as planned. The Season 1 finale saw Vanya bringing on the apocalypse
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“The Hater” (2020)
The latest drama from Academy Award-nominated director Jan Komasa (“Corpus Cristi,” 2019) makes its debut this Wednesday, July 29, on Netflix. “The Hater” provides commentary on today’s society as it follows Tomasz (Maciej Musiałowski, “Druga szansa”), a failed law student who desperately wants to earn his family’s respect and to catch the eye of his old friend, Gabi (Vanessa Aleksander, “Wojenne dziewczyny”). Despite sending out numerous resumes, Tomasz struggles to find a job until he finally lands a position at a PR company. He soon realizes that the company is severely lacking in ethics, using social media smear campaigns and political games to manipulate society. The company quickly notices Tomasz talent for the job and has him orchestrate more and more campaigns, but while he enjoys his work, he begins to see the real-life effects.
“Get Even”
Private school drama takes a sinister turn when this series premieres Friday, July 31, on Netflix. In order to expose the many bullies in their school, four girls from very different cliques — Bree (Mia McKenna-Bruce, “The Dumping Ground”), Kitty (Kim Adis, “The Turning,” 2020), Olivia (Jessica Alexander, “Penny on M.A.R.S”) and Margot (Bethany Antonia, “Pin Cushion,” 2017) — band together to create a group known as Don’t Get Mad (DGM). When their fellow student Mika’s (Emily Carey, “Casualty”) private photos are stolen and posted online without her consent, the team targets the culprit, a boy named Ronny (Joe Flynn, “Call the Midwife”).
Before they can expose him, though, a mystery attacker pushes Ronny out of his bedroom window, killing him. Upon investigation, Ronny is discovered to have been holding a note that reads “DGM.” The girls quickly realize that someone is trying to frame them, and as the investigation into Ronny’s murder continues, each of the girls’ many dark secrets begin to come out, making them look more and more guilty.
“Seriously Single” (2020)
Fulu Mugovhani (“Ayanda,” 2015) stars as serial monogamist Dineo who learns what it truly means to be single for the first time in this comedy premiering on Netflix this Friday, July 31. Dineo wants nothing more than to find true love and get married, but when her latest love and boyfriend, Lunga (Bohang Moeko, “Is’Thunzi”), breaks up with her to be with someone else, she is left devastated. Heartbroken, she moves in with her commitmentphobic best friend, Noni (Tumi Morake, “Vagrant Queen”). While Noni helps Dineo to navigate her newfound singledom, she needs some help from Dineo herself when she meets a man she could actually be serious about.
WHAT’S NEW ON HULU
“Jamie: Keep Cooking and Carry On” Season 1
Due to the coronavirus, people all over the world have been stuck in quarantine, and in those situations, creative cooking can get tricky, whether it’s because you can’t get to the store as often or your budget has been cut in half
“Bull” (2019)
Don’t miss this poignant drama when it joins the Hulu lineup on Thursday, July 30. Since her mother was sent to prison, Kris (newcomer Amber Havard) has had a tough time with things and has begun acting out, causing her guardian all sorts of trouble. She goes too far one night when she breaks into a neighbor’s house with her friends to have a party and gets caught. The house belongs to Abe (Rob Morgan, “Stranger Things”), a past-his-prime bullfighter, who agrees to not press charges in exchange for her help with his work. As she works for him, Kris begins to learn not only about the art of bullfighting but how to deal with her own emotions and not let her mother’s choices dictate her future.
WHAT’S NEW ON DISNEY+ “Muppets Now”
due to a lack of work. British chef Jamie Oliver appeals to everyone in this situation in his new series
“Keep Cooking and Carry On,” and you can watch the entire first season starting Sunday, July 26, on Hulu. Rather than using a slew of fancy ingredients you’ve never heard of, Oliver’s new series is all about using what you already have in your home, from long-forgotten pantry items to things that have been buried at the back of your freezer for too long. Each episode features two budget-friendly recipes using common ingredients and includes suggestions about what you can use instead if you don’t have some of those ingredients. Whether it’s vegetable curry, homemade bread or egg-free chocolate cake, you’ll be amazed what Oliver can create using the staple ingredients most people already have in their homes.
On Friday, July 31, it’s time to play the music and time to light the lights in the premiere of this new, unscripted Muppets series on Disney+. Kermit, Miss Piggy and all your favorite Muppets are now back in the spotlight performing some of their classic bits like Gonzo the Great, Fozzie Bear’s corny jokes and lots of crazy experiments from Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. On top of their classic antics, the Muppets are joined by a slew of amazing celebrity guests ranging from Broadway actor Taye Diggs (“Rent,” 2004) and comedian Seth Rogen (“Long Shot,” 2019) to the iconic drag queen RuPaul (“AJ and the Queen”) and actress Aubrey Plaza (“Parks and Recreation”). “Muppets Now” is sure to bring viewers new and exciting content as a new episode premieres every Friday for six weeks.
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Ellen Page in “The Umbrella Academy”
Vanessa Aleksander and Maciej Musiałowski as seen in “The Hater”
Fozzie Bear stars in “Muppets Now”
CHANNEL GUIDE
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Brainerd (Charter) CTC Emily (CATV) Crosslake Peqout Lakes (Charter) Onamia (Savage) Pierz (Midcontinent) East Gull Lake (Savage) Pillager (Savage) Verndale (Savage) Aitkin (Charter) Little Falls (Charter) Staples Charter) Wadena (Charter) Walker (Tekstar) PBS ST. PAUL KTCA 8 2 56 56 ABC MINNEAPOLIS/ALEXANDRIA KSTP/KSAX 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 NBC DULUTH KBJR CBS ALEXANDRIA/WALKER KCCO/KCCW 12 4 4 4 12 4 4 4 4 4 12 4 12 2 7 PBS BEMIDJI/BRAINERD KAWE/KAWB 4 2 9 9 4 8 8 8 4 8 4 4 13 FOX EDEN PRAIRIE KMSP 9 9 13 13 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 ABC DULUTH WDIO NBC MINNEAPOLIS KARE 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 FOX FARGO KVRR 10 CW MINNEAPOLIS WUCW 23 23 6 8 6 55 6 23 23 23 23 6 MNT MINNEAPOLIS WFTC 10 10 6 6 10 7 13 7 7 7 10 10 10 10 10 ION BIG LAKE KPXM 24 12 24 3 6 24 13 24 24 24 A&E Arts & Enertainment 46 91 123 23 46 39 38 39 39 39 46 31 46 46 33 AMC American Movie Classic 42 50 134 34 42 17 69 17 17 17 42 57 42 42 AP Animal Planet 53 77 136 36 53 42 54 42 42 42 53 35 53 53 53 BRAVO Bravo 301 90 170 360 301 51 71 51 51 51 301 64 301 301 68 CMTV Country Music Television 37 102 151 59 37 39 37 52 37 37 39 CNBC Consumer News & Business 41 48 119 19 41 29 53 29 29 29 41 44 41 41 37 CNN Cable News Network 34 46 121 21 28 26 33 26 26 26 34 34 34 34 25 COM Comedy 48 40 141 46 48 37 30 37 37 37 48 53 48 48 48 CSPAN C-Span (House of Representatives) 21 16 8 60 21 96 42 2 2 2 21 3 21 21 12 CSPAN2 C-Span2 (Senate) 85 17 9 85 165 63 165 165 20 85 85 85 43 DISC The Discovery Channel 35 65 114 14 35 40 32 40 40 40 35 47 35 35 35 DISN Disney 60 55 132 32 60 30 29 30 30 30 60 58 60 60 54 E! E! Entertainment Television 44 93 137 37 44 38 45 38 38 38 44 54 44 44 46 STZ ENC Starz Encore 710 350 537 255 710 310 309 310 310 610 750 710 710 710 325 ESPN Entertainment Sports Programming Network 27 29 125 25 27 24 24 24 24 24 27 29 27 27 30 ESPN2 Entertainment Sports Programming Network 2 28 30 126 26 28 25 23 25 25 25 28 30 28 28 31 EWTN Eternal World Television 180 22 7 7 180 97 19 97 97 19 6 180 180 180 79 FREE Freeform 31 42 133 33 31 31 37 31 31 31 31 36 31 31 16 FOOD Food Network 62 83 144 45 62 15 58 15 15 15 62 61 62 62 47 FSN FOX Sports Network 29 33 124 24 29 23 25 23 23 23 29 28 29 29 17 FX FX 49 28 142 47 49 50 59 50 49 71 49 49 40 HBO Home Box Office (Premium Service) 500 300 501 200 500 330 20 330 330 630 500 500 500 500 303 HGTV Home & Garden 55 81 130 30 55 16 50 16 16 16 55 55 55 55 70 HIST The History Channel 54 74 135 35 54 21 49 21 21 21 54 48 54 54 69 HN Headline News (CNN2) 39 47 156 39 95 34 73 73 14 39 32 39 39 55 LIFE Lifetime 30 24 131 31 30 32 36 32 32 30 27 30 30 41 MAX Cinemax (Premium Service) 550 320 512 210 550 300 300 300 600 550 550 550 550 304 MTV Music Television 32 101 149 61 32 72 27 72 72 45 32 39 32 32 38 NBCS NBC Sports 63 37 161 39 63 288 207 288 288 455 63 69 63 63 124 NICK Nickelodeon 33 53 129 29 33 45 48 45 45 20 33 59 33 33 24 PARMT Paramount Network 43 43 116 16 43 36 28 36 36 36 43 33 43 43 28 PEG Public Education Government 8 8 8 8 PPV LAMP/Public Access 15 12 13 19 PRE TV GUIDE 25 23 2 25 14 25 25 25 QVC Quility Value Convenience (Home Shopping) 7 3 3 3 7 12 3 12 12 12 7 7 7 7 22 SHOW Showtime (Premium Service) 600 360 550 225 600 350 501 350 350 650 600 600 600 600 312 STARZ STARZ! (Premium Service) 700 340 530 250 700 370 601 370 370 670 700 700 700 700 326 SYFY Science Fiction Channel 40 41 145 48 40 34 44 34 34 45 40 49 40 40 44 TBN Trinity Broadcasting Service 183 7 10 10 183 209 18 209 209 480 183 183 183 80 TBS WTBS, Atlanta 22 27 127 27 22 48 46 22 22 34 22 15 22 22 36 TCM Turner Classic Movies 308 266 450 362 308 18 47 18 18 18 314 56 308 308 163 TLC The Learning Channel 45 73 122 22 45 41 43 41 41 41 45 42 45 45 34 TMC The Movie Channel 650 370 559 235 650 380 551 380 380 680 650 650 650 650 310 TNT Turner Network Television 36 26 128 28 36 33 31 33 33 33 36 40 36 36 27 TOON Cartoon Network 47 57 153 47 47 51 47 47 47 47 43 47 47 49 TRAV The Travel Channel 50 84 118 18 50 52 64 52 50 67 50 50 50 TRUTV Tru TV 51 49 143 44 51 65 51 37 51 52 51 TVL TV Land 52 59 140 56 52 46 52 46 46 46 52 41 52 52 60 TWC The Weather Channel 56 62 117 17 56 28 41 28 28 28 56 51 56 56 32 USA USA Network 59 25 115 15 59 35 21 35 35 35 59 46 59 59 23 VH1 Video Hits One 38 103 150 58 38 44 40 44 44 44 38 38 38 38 19 WGN-A WGN America 13 69 53 13 14 7 3 3 3 13 16 13 13 15