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PLAYING FIELD

Highlights For The Week

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Senior Players, Final Round.

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: United Leasing Championship, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: United Leasing Championship, Final Round.

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Senior Players, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T National, Final Round.

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: United Leasing Championship, Final Round.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa

PGA Seniors Championship Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Mexico

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (GOLF)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Greenbrier Classic, Third Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ Greenbrier Classic, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Greenbrier Classic, Third Round.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Alstom Open de France, Third Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Fight Master: Bellator MMA

11:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator 360

12:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Bellator 360

1:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Bellator 360

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Countdown

Saturday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

7:00 p.m. (FX) UFC 162: Silva vs. Weidman - Prelims (Live)

Motorcycle Racing

Saturday

2:00 p.m. + AMA Motocross Series. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Confederations Cup, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Confederations Cup, Final: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Wednesday

5:30 p.m. (HBO) Dare to Dream: The Story of the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

Saturday

5:55 p.m. (ESPN) Messi and Friends. (Live)

Tennis

Sunday

2:00 p.m. % 2013 Wimbledon Championships Week One Highlights.

Monday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013

Wimbledon Championships Round of 16. (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Round of 16. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Round of 16. (Live)

Tuesday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

Wednesday

(MSC) We Love It!

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Quarterfinals. (Live)

Thursday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN) Breakfast at Wimbledon (Live)

RODEO Sunday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship. (Taped)

Saturday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.

SOCCER

Sunday

10:45 a.m. (ESPN2) Confederations Cup, Third Place: Teams TBA. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at New York Red Bulls. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Confederations Cup Studio (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Semifinals. (Live)

Friday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN) Breakfast at Wimbledon (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Semifinals. (Live)

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) Breakfast at Wimbledon (Live)

8:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Final. (Live)

2:00 p.m. % 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Championship. (Same-day Tape)

Motel “The Truth” (CC)

Motel “The Man in Number 9”

Motel “A Boy and His Dog”

Motel “Underwater” (CC)

Wars (AMC) Mad Men “Christmas Waltz” (CC) Mad Men Don has difficulties. (CC)

Wars

The Killing (S) (CC)

››› “Rudy” (1993, Drama) Sean Astin, Ned Beatty, Charles S. Dutton. (CC) (:32) ›› “Gothika” (2003, Horror) Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr. ››› “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall. A haunted hotel menaces a couple and their psychic son. (CC)

“One Flew Over Cuckoo’s Nest” (AP)

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MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at New York Red Bulls. (N) (Live) Confederations Cup Studio (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “The Laramie Project” (2002) Dylan Baker. “Miss You Can Do It” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) Boxing Gennady Golovkin vs. Matthew Macklin. (S) (CC) Fight Game (:15) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

(:15) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

The Out List (S) (CC)

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(:20) ›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.

››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A homicide detective matches wits with a cunning adversary. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Caddyshack” (1980) Chevy Chase. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr. (SHOW) (4:55) ›› “The Prince & Me” ‘PG’ ›› “What Dreams May Come” (1998) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “All In: The Poker Movie” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Brake” (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson,

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NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Route 66 NHRA Nationals. From Joliet, Ill. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)

Soccer Confederations Cup, Final: Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape)

2012 World Series of Poker (CC)

MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles. (N Same-day Tape) SportsCenter SportsNation Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

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(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Web.com: United Leasing Championship, Final Round. PGA Tour Golf AT&T National, Final Round. Tiger Woods, Rickie Fowler and Adam Scott are expected to compete. From Bethesda, Md. (CC) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Constellation Senior Players, Final Round. From Pittsburgh. PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf

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(TCM) (5:00) ›› “Sweet November” (1968) ›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. (CC) (:15) ›› “It Happened in Brooklyn” (1947) Frank Sinatra. (CC) ›› “Loves of Pharaoh” (1922) Emil Jannings, Harry Liedtke. ›› “Tokyo Drifter” (1966, Action) Tetsuya Watari. “Salvatore Giuliano” (1962, Crime Drama) Salvo Randone, Bruno Ekmar, Federico Zardi. Premiere. › “Men of the North” (1930) (TLC) Breaking Amish: Long IsLong IsIsland MediumBreaking Amish: Island MediumBreaking Amish: Long IsLong IsBreaking Amish: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Bourne ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Falling Skies (N) Falling Skies

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True Blood Eric is irate. (N) (S) (CC) Family Tree (N) Family Tree (S) True Blood Eric is irate. (S) (CC) Family Tree (S)

››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:25) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:25) › “Firestorm” (1998) Howie Long. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) McEnroe/ Borg: Fire & Ice

›› “The Closer You Get” (2000) (MAX) (:10) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Apparition” (2012) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A homicide detective matches wits with a cunning adversary. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 2: Horizontal (:20) ›› “Sunset Strip” (2000) Simon Baker. ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Confetti” (2006) Martin Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Great Train Robbery” (1979) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Dexter “A Beautiful Day” (S) (CC) Ray Donovan “The Bag or the Bat” (S) Ray Donovan “The Bag or the Bat” (S) Dexter “A Beautiful Day” (S) (CC) Ray Donovan “The Bag or the Bat” (S) Dexter “A Beautiful Day” (S) (CC)

(:35) Jim Rome on Showtime (:45) ›› “All In: The Poker Movie” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World”

››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Fahrenheit 9/11” (2004, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (2004) Jim Carrey. ‘R’

“Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Camp Hell” (2010) Bruce Davison. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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W Scrubs(:14) › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook. South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk South Pk

TH Colbert › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) (CC) (10:58) ›› “Police Academy” (1984) (12:58) ›› “There’s Something About Mary”(:28) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008) Josh Zuckerman.

F SunnySouth PkComedy(:43) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) (CC) (:17) ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009) FturamaFturamaSunnySouth PkTosh.0 (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayCriminal PursuitUnusual SuspectsAuctionAuctionVaried Programs (DISN) OctoMickeyMickeyPiratesDoc SofiaVaried Programs

M The E! True Hollywood StoryThe KardashianKardashianE! SpecialE! News Movie

PhineasVaried Programs

JessieVaried Programs Good Jessie

H’wood LiveMovie E Spec.

T Movie Movie E Spec. KardashianKardashianKardashian

(E!)

W Movie Kardashian Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-City E! SpecialMovie

TH Brooke BurkeKourtney-KimKourtney-KimMovie Chelsea Lately KardashianKardashianKardashian

F E! SpecialKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianE! News WantedMovie

M (5:30) SportsCenter 2013 Wimbledon Championships Round of 16. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (N) (Live) (CC)

OutsideFootballNFL Live AroundPardonSportsCenter

T SportsCenter2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Quarterfinals. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter SportsCenter

(ESPN)

W 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Quarterfinals. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (N) (CC) SportsCenter

TH Wimbledon2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Semifinals. (N) (Live) (CC) Hot Dog Eat.SportsCenterSportsCenter NFL32

F 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Semifinals. (N) (Live) (CC)

M 2013 Wimbledon Championships Round of 16. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (N) (Live) (CC)

OutsideFootball

2013 Wimbledon ChampionshipsNFL32 SportsNation

T 2013 Wimbledon Championships Women’s Quarterfinals. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (N) (Live) (CC) 2013 Wimble.SportsNation AroundPardon

(ESPN2)

W 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Quarterfinals. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (N) (Live) (CC)

2013 Wimble.

TH SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterHot Dog Eat.SportsCenterNumbers NeverFirst Take SportsNationHot Dog Eat.SportsNation

F SportsCenter NASCAR Racing SportsNationSportsNationNFL32

M ChapletRosaryDaily Mass Sunday PrimeHeaWomen RosaryDaily Mass FrassatiReliSaintChapletRosaryAniCatholicTruthBkmrkFaithMass

T Life on the Rock Threshold of Hope SaintsCatholic Choices

(EWTN)

W Threshold of Hope G.K.Healing CatholicThe Friar Saint

TH EWTN Live Mass of Fortnight So. PolePadre in Nam Cat ChatDivine Catholic. Fortnight

M PaidPaidGame Twins Boys in FameMLB Baseball: Royals at TwinsBoys in GameMLB Baseball: Royals at TwinsBoys in GamePolarisBoys in StuntUFCCar Warriors

T Spotlight GameCourtMLB Baseball: Yankees at TwinsPolarisStuntMLB Baseball: Yankees at TwinsPolarisStuntSports UnlimitedWorld Poker TourWest-Customs

W PolarisWe Love SpotlightSpotlight SpotlightSpotlightStuntbustersSports UnlimitedWorld Poker Tour

F Daily MassWorld Over LiveCatholic Daily MassThe Journey HomeDevoStationsHoly Hour LifeDonutCross Church For God (FAM) Boy...Boy...Boy...Boy...Boy...700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore GirlsSwitched at BirthSecret-TeenRebaVaried Programs ’70s’70s’70s’70sVaried Programs (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now America Live Shepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)

TH Midwest CourtBoys in MidwestGolf LifeSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins PolarisUFC Countdown

M ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. ›› “Man of the House” (2005) ›› “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman. ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Hancock”

T ›› “Man of the House” (2005) › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. Two Two ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. MotherMotherMotherMother

F Due Car Warriors WoodsOutdoorMLB Baseball: Yankees at TwinsAnglingDue West-CustomsBoys in StuntGameTwins (FX)

W ››› “Peter Pan” (2003, Adventure) ››› “Horton Hears a Who!” (2008) ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Brad Pitt › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) Jim Carrey. AngerAngerTwo

TH ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Brad Pitt ›› “Shrek Forever After” (2010) ›› “Alvin and the Chipmunks”“Alvin and Chipmunks: Squeakquel”MotherMotherTwo

F ›› “Shrek Forever After” (2010) ›› “Alvin and the Chipmunks”“Alvin and Chipmunks: Squeakquel”Two Two › “Gulliver’s Travels” (2010, Comedy) MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

M First Pla.High High High High High High High High High HuntersHunt IntlHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersYou

CABLE CHANNELS

M BalanceBalanceChrisChrisFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillMotherMotherMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyWife SwapWife Swap ›› “Trust”

T Pretty Wicked

(LIFE)

W Spaces“Bond of Silence” (2010) Kim Raver. “Walking the Halls” (2012) Al Sapienza ››› “Too Young to Be a Dad”“Girl, Positive” (2007) Andrea Bowen. › “Glass House: The Good Mother”“Sexting Suburb”

TH ››› “The Capture of the Green River Killer” (2008) Tom Cavanagh. › “Karla” (2006) Laura Prepon. ›› “The Elizabeth Smart Story”“Blue-Eyed Butcher” (2012) “Perfect Husb.”

M The ’Lights2013 Tour de France Stage 3. From Ajaccio to Calvi. (N) Dan PatrickThe BoxB. DanceSeasonsAmeriFishingOutdoorParkerIntoDan PatrickPro Football TalkCrosCros

T 2013 Tour de France Stage 4: Team Time-Trial. From Nice. FishingBiteFisher.SaltwaIntoGAFF Fishing Mountain Games

F TBA ››› “Unfaithful” (2002, Drama) Richard Gere. ›› “Chloe” (2009) Julianne Moore. ›› “Orphan” (2009, Horror) Vera Farmiga. › “Because I Said So” (2007) ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) (NBCSN)

W 2013 Tour de France Stage 5. (N) (Live) ParkerFishingKnot Lunker.BassHobieSports Pro Football Talk

TH 2013 Tour de France Stage 6. (N) (Live) BiteAmeriOutsideOutFishingFLW Outdoors

F 2013 Tour de France Stage 7. From Montpellier to Albi. (N) IntoMajestyFishingFishingB. Dance (NICK)

M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops

T Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar Rescue TattooTattooTattooTattoo

W CSI: NY Jail ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. (S) JailCopsCopsCopsCops

MonParentsSponge.Dora...UmiUmiPeterDora...BubbleBubbleSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.RocketTurtlesParentsParentsKung FuSanjaySponge.Sponge.DrakeVicto (SPIKE)

Eric Bana, Jennifer

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TH ZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZone

F Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Defiance “Land of the Lost”

M PrayerK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord

T Vision Holy Graham ClassicAmerica: 1 NationSuper America’s Godly HeritageMonumental:

(TBN)

W Con Change Alive Patriotic Freedom CelebraJ. Meyer Breaking Praise the Lord

TH Gov G. Influence of the BibleFaith-Fathers Spiritual Heritage of CapitolLet Freedom Ring

F Holy Dupl’tis A Nation AdriftSaints and Strangers Praise the Lord

M EarlEarlPrincePrincePayneBrownsPrincePrinceRulesRulesJimRayAmer.Amer.Wipeout CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeld

T

(TBS)

W Jim

TH

›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) (CC) ››› “Shrek” (2001) (CC) (DVS) ›› “Shrek the Third” (2007) (CC)

F PrincePrinceRulesJimRayRayAmer.Amer.Wipeout CougarFriends

M (:15) ›› “River’s End” (CC) Peg“Anne of Green Gables” ››› “Rose Marie” (1936) (CC) “God’s Country” “Northwest Rgr”(:15) ›› “Northern Pursuit” (1943) ›› “Cariboo Trail” (1950) Zero

T “Wings-Morning” ››› “Caesar and Cleopatra” (1946) (:15) “A Matter of Life and Death” (CC) (:15) ›› “Under Capricorn” (1949) (:15) ›› “Pandora and the Flying Dutchman” ›› “The Brave One” (1956, Drama) Camer

(TCM)

W (5:30) ›› “Up Periscope”“Rise and Fall” (:15) ››› “Ride the High Country” ›› “Mail Order Bride” (CC) ››› “Major Dundee” (1965) Charlton Heston. › “The Split” (1968) (:45) ›› “Chandler” (1971)

TH “Howards-Va.”(:15) “The Devil’s Disciple”(:45) ›› “The Scarlet Coat” (1955) ›› “Let Freedom Ring” ›› “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” ››› “Anchors Aweigh” (1945) Frank Sinatra. “Yankee Doodle Dandy”

F “7 Miles-Alcatrz” ›› “Thunder Rock” (1942) (CC) ›› “A Stolen Life” (1946) (CC) ›› “Stand by for Action” (1942) (CC) ››› “Hangmen Also Die” (1943, War) (CC) ››› “Blood on the Moon”Along

(TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMediumMediumNot VariedWedVariedWedVariedToddlerVaried

(TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeDragonsNinjaGoVaried Programs Tom & JerryJerrySquirrelAlmostScoobyJohnnyJohnnyTotalTotalGroj.AdvenAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn SesVaried Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza

(2012) (S) “Miss You Can”Bourne ›› “U-571” (2000) Premiere. (S) (CC) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (CC)

W ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998) (S) (:15) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (S) The Out List ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (S) Soccer

TH (5:10) “One Day”(:15) ›› “Spawn” (1997) (CC) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) (S) ›› “Won’t Back Down” (2012) (CC) “Johnson Family Vacation”“Napoleon Dyn.”

M Great-“Kit Kittredge: American” ›› “In Time” (2011) (S) (CC) “American Werewolf-Paris” ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman”(:40) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) (S) (:45) ››› “Contagion” (2011) (S) 2 Weeks

T (5:30) ››› “The Crucible”(:35) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) (:35) › “Chernobyl Diaries” › “Taxi” (2004) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Dragnet” (1987) (S) (CC) › “Let’s Go to Prison” (S) › “A Thousand Words” (S) Death

W ›› “The Big Year” (2011) (:45) ››› “Rising Sun” (1993) Sean Connery. “The Presence” (2010) (S) › “Reach the Rock” (1998) (:10) ›››› “Aliens” (1986) Sigourney Weaver. › “Stigmata” (1999) (CC) “The Terminator”

F “KF Panda 2” ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. (S) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) L. ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) The Out List ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) (S) (MAX)

TH ››› “Maria Full of Grace”(:45) ››› “Touch of Pink”(:15) ››› “Beginners” (2010) (S) ››› “The Full Monty” (S) ››› “Boys Don’t Cry” (1999) (S) ››› “The Thin Red Line” (1998) Sean Penn. (S) (CC) Kiss

M (:10) ›› “Phantoms” (1998) (CC) (7:50) ›› “Knuckleball!”(:25) “Agent Cody Banks”(:15) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) (:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) (S) (2:55) ››› “Shakespeare in Love”“Twilight-Dawn”

T Ame › “Heavyweights” (1995) (:15) ››› “Twins” (1988) Premiere. (:05) › “Mallrats” (1995) (S) (CC) (11:50) “Against the Ropes”(:45) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) (CC) War

F “Alvin-Chipwrecked” ›› “The Grudge” (2004) ›› “Point Break” (1991) (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Heist” (2001) (S) (CC) ›› “Office Space” (1999) ››› “Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. (:45) ››› “Die Hard 2” (S) (SHOW)

W (4:30) “War Horse”“The Prankster” (2010) Matt Angel. (S) “Route 30” (2008) (S) (CC) “Breakaway” (2011) Russell Peters. (:25) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (CC) Larry Wilmore’s ›› “The Story of Us” (S) “Source Code” (S)

TH (:15) ›› “Knuckleball!” (2012) (S) (7:55) › “Legendary” (2010) (:45) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) (S) Dexter Ray Donovan(:45) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) (S) ››› “Heathers” (1989) (S) (CC) Gone (S)

M Camp “Hoodwinked Too” ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) (CC) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (S) (CC) (:15) “On the Inside” (2011) (:45) ›› “Sylvia” (2003) (S) (CC) (:35) “The Woman in Black”“My Left Foot” (S)

T ››› “Charlotte’s Web”(:40) “The Ramen Girl” (2008) (CC)

› “The Understudy” (2008) That Guy... Who Was in That(:35) ››› “Sophie’s Choice” (1982) (CC) (:10) ›› “Wisegirls” (2002) (S) (CC) “Billy Elliot” (2000)

W (:15) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle”(:05) ›› “What Dreams May Come”“Bending the Rules” (2012) (:25) › “Boat Trip” (2003) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (S) (CC) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) Griff

F ›› “Agent Cody Banks”(:45) › “The Three Musketeers” (S) “All In: The Poker Movie” (S) (:15) › “The Reunion” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) The World According to Dick Cheney“Three Musk.” (TMC)

TH (:10) ›› “D3: The Mighty Ducks” ›› “Bulletproof Monk”(:45) › “Hard Rain” (1998) (CC) “The Con Artist” (2010) (S) ››› “The Constant Gardener” (S) (:10) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (CC) “Brokeback Mtn”

F Beyond(:40) “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010) (S) (CC) “The Ramen Girl” (2008) (S) (:15) ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) (:05) ›› “Sylvia” (2003) (S) (CC) (1:55) “The Burning Plain”(:45) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) (S) Concept

“Wainy Days,” www. wainydays.com

This Web comedy takes a “lightly fictionalized” ongoing look at the attempts of comic filmmaker David Wain to meet women in New York. Among the guest stars are Paul Rudd, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Julie Bowen, Rosemarie DeWitt, Ken Marino, Jennifer Westfeldt and Missy Yager.

“Laura in the Kitchen,” www. laurainthekitchen.com

Self-taught home cook Laura Vitale — who was born in Italy but moved to the U.S. when she was 12 — began cooking with her father in their restaurants. The economy closed the eateries, but now Vitale has taken her expertise to the Web. Recipes include grilled lamb chops, oatmeal almond white chocolate chip cookies, paella and salmon nicoise salad.

The crab-fishing captains of Discovery Channel’s Tuesday reality hit “Deadliest Catch” supply a lot of tasty shellfish to tables around the world. So, when it’s time to sit down to eat between pulling Bering Sea crab pots on the F/V Time Bandit, what’s on the menu?

“Out on the boat,” says co-captain (with brother Andy) Johnathan Hillstrand, “we all cook together. There’s seven of us guys, and guys are actually pretty good cooks. Everyone knows their own specialty. Somebody knows how to make spaghetti, or I make chili. Mine is just plain chili; it’s not real spicy. If you want to add Tabasco, it’s there.

“But I can cook almost anything. I make a nice salad, with vinaigrette. Basically, we’ll buy full filets, and we’ll trim them ourselves. We eat crab, of course, a lot of fresh crab. A lot of these boats, they eat pizza pockets, and they don’t eat right. If you don’t eat, you can’t go without sleep. So it’s your job to eat.

“If some guy doesn’t like to eat breakfast, I make him do a watch, so he’ll learn really quick to eat breakfast.”

As to whether they go into their storage tanks for crab, Hillstrand says, “We pull them right out of the pot. We’ll pull out the big ones. The legs are a foot and a half long. You can’t even put them on a plate. You guys don’t see those crab; they go right to Japan.

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“We’ll cook up a whole filet mignon, three big 12pound crabs, and we’ll have a feast.”

The Hillstrands like to put a crab spin on favorites.

“I like to do a crab Benedict,” Johnathan says. “You use crab instead of the ham. That is so good. Then, what we do on the boat, we’ll have a big crab feast. Then the next morning, you’ll mix a cup of crab with a couple of eggs and just scramble it – oh, my God, it is so good.

“My brother does crab melts – just two eggs, English muffins, cheese. It’s so good. We love crab. I’ll order crab at restaurants, king crab, and they’ll go, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ ‘I’m hungry for crab.’ Or I’ll get a steak.

“It all starts for me, what your ingredients are. You can’t make a bad steak taste good. So, it’s all ingredients. Like your seafood, with good seafood, you can’t go wrong unless you overcook it.”

The crab captain may love his catch, but there’s another crustacean that gets his taste buds excited.

“My favorite food is prawns,” he says. “The more shellfish, the better. I eat those raw. I can’t wait to get up to Alaska, to Ketchikan Bay. They have prawns up there, and we eat them raw, and scallops too. I could live off prawns.”

Johnathan Hillstrand cooks the ‘Deadliest Catch’

“The Fast Lane Car,” www. tflcar.com

This one-stop shopping site for auto enthusiasts includes mash-ups, coverage of auto shows, top 10 lists and a carfinding service. It also includes original video reviews of new cars, along with a section called “Classics Revealed” (for lovers of oldies but goodies) and even motorcycle reviews.

“The Daily Guru,” thedailyguru.net

Based in both Cleveland and Brooklyn, N.Y., music writer Joel Freimark travels the world to seek out new music, innovative performers and material for the original episodes reviewing the latest in what to put in your ears.

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