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What are you currently reading?

“I just read one of the best food memoirs that I’ve ever read, and it’s called ‘Mastering the Art of Soviet Cooking’ by Anya Von Bremzen. ... And this book was amazing because it has a lot of Soviet history, and it’s totally entwined with a personal memoir story.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“I made for myself a very odd and supersatisfying little stir-fry of scallops with snow pea pods, asparagus and actually walnuts – which sounds weird, but it’s great – and ginger and a little sesame oil.”

What is your next project?

“I’m working on a book of stories about food, and I’m always working on recipes.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“We went out to San Francisco. My husband is curating an art show out there, and I didn’t have any work to do. ... And we went out with (son) Hank, and we brought a scooter, and we scooted around, and I really got to enjoy just the food and the people and everything in San Francisco. I thought it was lovely.”

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(3:50) ›› “The Chamber” (1996) Chris O’Donnell. ‘R’ “I Still Know” (SHOW) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) All Access (N) All Access 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bounty Hunters” (2011) Trish Stratus. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Out of Time” (2003, Suspense) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (Off Air) › “Mr. Magoo” (1997) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (4:55) › “Bunraku” (2010) (S) ‘R’

Gold (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.MatchmakerHappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N)

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››› “For a Few Dollars More” (1965, Western) Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef. (CC)

›› “Death Rides a Horse” (1969) John Phillip Law, Lee Van Cleef.

›› “The Mercenary” (1968, Western) Franco Nero, Tony Musante.

› “The Five Man Army” (1970, Western) Peter Graves, James Daly.

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(HBO) “Miss Congeniality 2” Girls “Flo” (S) Looking (CC)

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True Detective (S) (CC)

(12:05) › “Consequence” (2003) Armand Assante. ‘R’

(:45) ›› “Zero Effect” (1998, ComedyDrama) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords (MAX) (5:30) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry. ‘PG-13’ › “Universal Soldier: The Return” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) Sin City Diaries Feature 2: Inside Out A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

(:20) ›› “Fallen” (1998) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Con. ›› “Blue Crush” (2002) Kate Bosworth. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Nine Months” (SHOW) (4:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins. ‘R’

››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) ››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’

(:05) › “Cherry Falls” (2000) Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “6 Month Rule” (2011) Blayne Weaver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Blackball” (2003) (S) ‘R’ ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Darkman II: The Return of Durant” (1995) ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Darkman III: Die Darkman Die” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Dead Man” (1995, Western) Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “A Simple Plan” (1998) Bill Paxton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bending”

(S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) “Gone in Sixty”

›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Profit The Profit The Profit American GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0 ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk“South Park: Bigger”Half PaidPaidPaidPaid

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(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockCampusRosaryCrossing the GoalParablesWomen Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockFaithCampusBedrockMarySavoringEuchaRmb JeThe Twelve (FAM) (5:00) ››› “Dolphin Tale” ››› “Holes” (2003) Sigourney Weaver. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(5:30) PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Second Round. (N Same-day Tape)

NHLCollege Basketball Harvard at Yale. (N) NHL-A SeasonAuctions America “Burbank” Auctions America2014 Paralympic Winter Games Alpine Skiing: Downhill. From Sochi, Russia. (N) PaidPaidMatchPreview

(NICK) (5:00) Movie (CC) BreadBreadFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.

(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Bellator MMA Live (N) (S Live) Best of GloryCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) PaidPaid (SYFY) Helix “Level X” WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Helix “Fushigi” (N) Bitten “Prisoner” Helix “Fushigi” Being HumanLost Girl (S) (CC) To Be Announced ›› “Path of Destruction” (2005) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloTBN 340WorshipVirtualXtremeFaithRampPhphyStoriesCharlieThe (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (DVS)

›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (DVS) Men at Work Cougar Town (S) King of the Nerds “Angry Nerds” ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. MarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Enchanted Island” ››› “Eat Drink Man Woman” (1994) Sihung Lung, Kuei-Mei Yang. (CC) (:15) ››› “Mostly Martha” (2001) Martina Gedeck. Premiere. (:15) ›››› “Tom Jones” (1963, Comedy) Albert Finney, Susannah York, Hugh Griffith. (CC)

››› “Women in Love” (1969, Romance) Alan Bates, Glenda Jackson, Oliver Reed.

›››› “Dinner at Eight” (1933, Comedy) Marie Dressler. (CC) (DVS) (TLC) BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle “Linchpin” Cold Justice (N) (:01) Inside Job (N) Save Our Business(:01) Cold Justice(:02) Inside JobSave Our Business(:02) CSI: NY (S) (:02) Law & OrderLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenAdvenGumballAnnoyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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› “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) John Leguizamo. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Citizen U.S.A.: A 50-State Road Trip ›› “U-571” (2000) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) (:35) ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (N) (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (S) (CC) “Lolita From Interstellar Space” (2014) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Family Business”

Co-Ed Con. (3:55) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon, John Turturro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Lenny Cooke” (2013) (S)

››› “The Director” (2013, Documentary) Premiere. ‘NR’ ››› “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Team America: World Police” (2004) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)

(:45) ›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘PG’

(:15) ›› “Every Day” (2010, ComedyDrama) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC)

SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 8, 2014

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››› “Seraphim Falls” (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Anjelica Huston. (CC) ››› “Friday Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez.

›› “The Core” (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. Premiere. (CC) (AP) Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC)

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(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N)

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PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”“Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) (CC) ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) (CC) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) (CC) (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNews“Second Chances” (1998, Drama) (TBS)

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House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ›› “The House Bunny” (2008, Comedy) Anna Faris, Colin Hanks.

›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM)

›› “Hollywood Without Makeup” (:15) ››› “The Sunshine Boys” (1975) Walter Matthau. (CC) (DVS) Carson on TCM ›› “Murder on a Bridle Path” (1936) (:45) ››› “Dark Passage” (1947, Mystery) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›››› “Around the World in 80 Days” (1956) David Niven. A Victorian bets that he can circle the globe in 80 days. (CC)

››› “Village of the Damned” (1960) (CC) (DVS) “It! The Terror” (TLC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsCouponing StarHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) Inside Job (CC) Save Our BusinessDallas “Trust Me” Private LivesRizzoli & IslesPerception (CC) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001) “Clash-Titans” (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10TeenBatmanStevenCartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFood ParadiseFoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v Man v Man v Men vs. MonsterFood ParadiseFood ParadiseFood ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidStingsStingsStingsStingsStingsStingsKiller KaraokeLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardPawnPawn (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show “The Prom” Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (:12) The Cosby Show “Move It” Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:12) Roseanne “Happy Birthday” Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch cial Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “U-571” (2000) (CC)

›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Happy Birthday ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. ‘PG-13’ (MAX)

› “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation” (1997) Robin Shou. (CC) (:40) ›› “Original Gangstas” (1996, Action) Fred Williamson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Mad Hot Ballroom” (2005, Documentary) Premiere. (S) ‘PG’

(:25)

› “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (CC)

› “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “True Lies” ‘R’ (SHOW) ›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Color of Money” (1986, Drama) Paul Newman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC)

All Access Inside Comedy ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Stage Beauty” (2004, Historical Drama) Billy Crudup. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’

›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne.

›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC)

››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989) Danny Aiello. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. ‘PG-13’ (TMC)

SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 8, 2014

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA Trains Around North America (S) Rick Steves’ Europe (S) (CC) Steves’ Europe (:36) Rick Steves’ Europe (CC) Steves’ Europe (:12) Rick Steves’ Europe (S) (CC) John Sebastian Presents: Folk Rewind (My Music) (S) (CC) Easy Yoga: The Secret to StrengthDr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now Determining one’s life purpose. (S) (CC)

KSTP NewsPaid Program Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Once Upon a Time “Good Form” (S) Once Upon a Time “Going Home” (S) News(:35) Castle “Eye of the Beholder” (:35) Private Practice (S) (CC) Red Carpet (:05) Movie (:05) Coach Game Time Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) Wrinkles? Pain Free

KCCO NewsPaid Program 2 Broke Girls (S) Mom (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami “Kill Switch” (CC) Criminal Minds “Birthright” (CC) Leverage Stolen airplane designs. NewsMcCarver Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max

WDSE Ask This Old H’se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Roadshow “Pittsburgh” New Red Green New Red Green Austin City Limits “Bon Iver” (CC) To Be Announced (Off Air)

KAWE (5:00)

›› “The Family Stone” (2005) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Matchmaker

PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) SecretSecretMarijuana- Am.Suze Orman ShowThe Profit The Profit Suze Orman ShowMarijuana- Am.To Be Announced Suze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN Special (N) CNN Special (N) CNN Special (N) CNN SpecialCNN SpecialCNN SpecialCNN Special CNN SpecialCNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) FturamaFturama ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill. (CC) The Comedy Central RoastTosh.0Tosh.0 Tosh.0ReviewPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) The Devils Ride (S) Game of StonesGame of StonesIce Cold Gold (S) Game of StonesIce Cold Gold (S) Game of StonesPopoffPaid

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) AustinAustinAustinJessieLiv-Mad.DogLab RatsKickin’ ItAustinLiv-Mad.ANT Good DogAustin“The Cheetah Girls 2” (2006) DeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! News › “Little Fockers” (2010) Ben Stiller › “Little Fockers” (2010) Ben Stiller Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Basketball Ohio Valley Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball College Basketball West Coast Conference Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

Basketball NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Boyd Gaming 300. Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 2. From Birmingham, Ala. (CC)

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaKarol: A Man Who RosaryLiving RightRussia’s CatholicsDaily Mass (CC) Beati.SavoringHoly Wd.Lectio EWTN LiveThe TaLivingChapletSt. Luke

(FAM) “Miss Congenial” ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. PrincePrincePrincePaidPaid PaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)

Huckabee

Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) WolvesWildWild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Dallas Stars. (N) Wild WildWorld Poker TourNHL Hockey: Wild at Stars Wild Ice DreamsNBA Basketball Wolves

(FX) “Forget Sarah” ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell.

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LouieWilfredWilfredLouiePaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. Golf

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty Brothers PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn

PawnPawnKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaid

(LIFE) “Steel Magnolias”“The Trip to Bountiful” (2014) (CC) ›› “The Gabby Douglas Story” (CC) (:02) “The Trip to Bountiful” (2014) (:02) ›› “The Gabby Douglas Story” ChrisChrisPaidPaid

(NBCSN) Paralympic Winter GamesPremierEnglish Premier League Soccer (S) Premier League Match of the Day2014 Paralympic Winter Games Cross-Country Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. (N) TBAPremier (NICK) Sam & Sam & Sam & HauntedThunderAweFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge (:12) George LopezChrisChrisHang.Hang.

(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (N) Cops (S) GLORY 14: Zagreb (N) (S Live) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) (CC)

“American Horror House” (2012) (CC) “Dark Relic” (2010) James Frain. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel

› “Left Behind” (2000) Kirk Cameron. Not a Gods At Davey and Goliath JerichoHoly Lucado (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the Nerds “Angry Nerds” Cougar Town (S) Men at Work ››› “Home Alone” (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. › “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. (DVS) MarriedMarried (TCM) “It Terror From Beyond Space” ›››› “Marty” (1955, Drama) Ernest Borgnine. (CC) (:45) ›› “Middle of the Night” (1959, Drama) Kim Novak, Fredric March, Glenda Farrell. (CC)

›› “The Bachelor Party” (1957, Drama) Don Murray, E.G. Marshall. (CC)

› “That’s the Way of the World” (1975) Harvey Keitel. (:45) ›› “Who’s That Knocking at My Door?” (:15) ››› “Deep in My Heart” (CC) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaid

PaidPaidH20PaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Clash-Titans” ››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. (CC) (DVS) (:32) ››› “300” (2007, Action) Gerard Butler. (12:04) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (:04) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Movie King/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceSoul NarutoFullmetal ShellIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost Adventures PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn PawnPawnPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro

(TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockDeathDeath

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Hobbit-Unexpected”

›› “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson, Jon Bernthal. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

True Detective (S) (CC) ›› “Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(11:55) ›› “American Reunion” (2012) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) “Small Town Saturday Night” (2010) Chris Pine. ‘R’ “Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) (5:35) ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (S) (CC) ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (S) (CC) Chemistry (S) Zane’s Sex “Momma 2”

(:05) Life on Top (:40) ›› “The Island” (2005, Action) Ewan McGregor. A mercenary pursues two clones on the run in 2019. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Impossible” Canelo vs. Angulo: Countdown Live (N) (Live) ››› “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Bully” (2001, Drama) Brad Renfro, Rachel Miner. ‘R’ (:45) Gigolos (S) (:15) › “The Next Best Thing” (2000) Rupert Everett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Captain Ron” (1992) (TMC) (:15) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Butcher Boys” (2013, Horror) Ali Faulkner. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Depraved” (2011) Nathalie Kelley. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) “Butcher Boys” (2013) Ali Faulkner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “The Depraved” (2011) Nathalie Kelley. ‘NR’ (:10) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Importance of Being Earnest”