Certain nominees clearly are on the Oscar fast track, but there still could be room for some surprises.
Ellen DeGeneres will return as second-time host as ABC televises the 86th Academy Awards on Sunday, March 2 ... and she’ll have plenty of material to work with, thanks to contenders for the gold statue who have brought life to characters distinctive in and of themselves.
After his Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild wins for best actor in a movie drama, Matthew McConaughey (“All right, all right, all right!”) has to be deemed a front-runner for his work as a modern cowboy who takes a typically selfstyled approach to fighting HIV in “Dallas Buyers Club.”
That said, Leonardo DiCaprio has had a similar run on the comedy side for “The Wolf of Wall Street.” Their Oscar rivals are Christian Bale (for “American Hustle”), Bruce Dern (“Nebraska”) and Chiwetel Ejiofor (“12 Years a Slave”).
The same sort of contest has shaped up in Oscar’s best actress category. Cate Blanchett is on a victory streak for her performance in Woody Allen’s “Blue Jasmine,” which has been honored on the drama side in awards where there’s a genre split.
Nip-and-tuck with her is Amy Adams, who’s been the frequent pick in comedy races for “American Hustle.” Also up for best actress are three women who already own Oscars (as does Blanchett): Sandra Bullock (for “Gravity”), Judi Dench (“Philomena”) and Meryl Streep (“August: Osage County”).
mance competitions, Jared
Leto would appear to be a lock, since his “Dallas Buyers Club” portrayal has pretty much swept up in the award season to now. Last year’s best actress winner, Jennifer Lawrence, was on that sort of course for “American Hustle” ... until Lupita Nyong’o took the SAG Award for “12 Years a Slave.” Many who voted for that honor also vote for the same one in the Oscars, so if there’s an upset to be had, that could be the one.
seem to be guided by the best director, but famously, there have been years when those Oscars have been divided.
One example is 1999, when “Shakespeare in Love” earned best picture, but Steven Spielberg was named best director for “Saving Private Ryan.” This well could be another of those years.
Alfonso Cuaron has been much-praised — and muchhonored — for his very evident technical expertise on “Gravity,” which is among the nine nominees for best picture. However, “American Hustle” and “12 Years a Slave” have been the big winners there for comedy and drama, respectively.
Among the factors that are certain for Oscar night, Craig Zadan and Neil Meron will return as the show’s producers for the second consecutive year. On the heels of their success with December’s live Carrie Underwood-starring NBC staging of “The Sound of Music,” the two men (who earned their own best picture Oscar for 2002’s “Chicago”) are ready to change things around Oscarwise.
“Right after (last year’s) show,” Meron recalls, “there was a discussion about having us back, but I think it was too soon to even process that idea until everything settled back to normal.”
Zadan adds, “It was a hard decision to make, because we understood that if you are honored to produce the show — which, as a producer, is the biggest honor there is — you get to do it once, at least lately. We really assumed last year would be our one shot, so we were kind of shocked when the Academy was aggressive in wanting us back, and then ABC chimed in. Truth be told, a lot of it had to do with the ratings being so strong, especially with the younger demos and with
That has to be attributed, at least in part, to Zadan and Meron’s somewhat controversial selection of “Family Guy” and “Ted” mentor Seth MacFarlane as last year’s Oscar host. They say they’re entirely happy this time to have DeGeneres steering the show, which she first did in 2007.
of theatrically producing the show, as we did last year, to try to satisfy all the demos in the audience,” Meron notes. “That’s not just with the host, but in terms of the type of entertainment that’s going to be presented on the show.”
While the 75th anniversary of the screen classic “The Wizard of Oz” will be celebrated, another big theme of this year’s Oscars is movie heroes. Not all of them are necessarily on the order of James Bond or Indiana Jones, particularly with such figures as Solomon Northup (“12 Years a Slave”) and the Tom Hanks-portrayed Capt. Richard Phillips factoring into the movie year that’s being honored.
“The show will be radically different from last year,” Zadan promises. “I don’t think we’ve held onto trying to recreate anything, so we know people won’t tune in and say, ‘Oh, it’s just like last year, with some changes.’ That’s not because we didn’t like and appreciate what we did, but why repeat ourselves? Then it really makes no sense to come back. Even the kinds of movies and nominees are so different from last year.”
ACROSS
1. “__ __ __ Game”
8. “__ Them Willie Boy Is Here”; 1969 Robert Redford movie
9. Actor Dean
10. Actor on “The Millers” (2)
14. West German city
15. Harris and Wynn
16. Health insurance provider: abbr.
17. “__ the Wild”; 2007 Emile Hirsch movie
18. Laura __ Giacomo
19. Marquee light gas
20. 6/6/44 (hyph.)
24. 2012 British Open winner
27. Goals
28. “George & __”; 1997-98 Bob Newhart sitcom
29. __ Thurman
32. Tack
33. “Last __ __”
4. David McCallum series
5. Lincoln’s youngest son
6. Good times
7. Cleansing process
8. Steak choice (hyph.)
11. “There Will __ Blood”; Daniel Day-Lewis film
12. Abbr. in many addresses
13. “Sanford and __”
14. Canister
20. __ J. Travanti
21. Senator Feinstein
22. Female friend abroad
23. Fashion designer’s monogram
24. “A Nightmare on __ Street”; 1984 Johnny Depp film
25. Find out
26. Actress Braga
29. Donny Osmond’s home
30. Bell or Barker
31. Word in the title of Roma Downey’s 1994-2003 series
34. Nov. 1 honorees
35. Five hundred forty
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Sunday 1:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: The Profit on CNBC 500. From Phoenix International Raceway in Avondale, Ariz. (Live)
Monday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Tuesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Wednesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
3:15 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Boyd Gaming 300. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Boyd Gaming 300. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas.
Monday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
Thursday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
12:00 p.m. (MSC) St. Louis Cardinals at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) St. Louis Cardinals at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Cardinals at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
Friday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Cardinals at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at
the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % New York Knicks at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
7 Maryland at Clemson. (Live)
(ESPN) Women’s College
Duke at North Carolina. (Live)
1:00 p.m. _ Marquette at Villanova. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College Nebraska at Purdue. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ Ohio State at Indiana. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College Vanderbilt at Kentucky. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) The Fab Five Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson at the U of Michigan in 1991.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) New York Knicks at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago.
(Same-day Tape)
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Notre Dame at North Carolina. (Live)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Connecticut at Louisville. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas State at Oklahoma State. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Same-day Tape)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver.
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Michigan at Illinois. (Live)
(ESPN2) Iowa State at Baylor. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Alabama at Kentucky. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College ACC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College ACC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
(MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Hawks at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Miami Heat at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Indiana Pacers at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Memphis Grizzlies at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball From April 4, 2013 in Atlanta.
10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
11:00 a.m. _ Kentucky at Florida. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Live)
1:00 p.m. _ Connecticut at Louisville. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Big 12 Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ Arizona at Oregon. (Live)
7 Pittsburgh at Clemson.
(Live)
(ESPN) Missouri at Tennessee.
(Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside
Jones
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Georgia at LSU. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Indiana at Michigan. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Ohio Valley Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Nashville, Tenn.
(Live)
(MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) North Carolina at Duke. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Duke at Wake Forest. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Dallas Mavericks at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
(MSC) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Colorado at Stanford. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Hawks at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside
Jones
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Los Angeles Clippers at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Chicago Bulls.
From the United Center in Chicago. (Live) (ESPN2) Kent State at Akron. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Indiana Pacers at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
Friday 8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Rustam Nugaev vs. Marvin Quintero. From San Diego. (Live)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
6:30 p.m. (SHOW) Canelo vs. Angulo: Countdown Live (Live) GOLF
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Honda Classic, Final Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live) (GOLF) Honda Classic, Spotlight Coverage. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty A look behind the scenes of “Feherty Live!,” plus outtakes and unused footage.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore.
(ESPN2) West Coast Conference Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) West Coast Conference Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
5:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar
Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera.
Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in the 12-round main event, from San Antonio, Texas.
Monday
10:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
Tuesday
11:00 p.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar
Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera.
Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in the 12-round main event, from San Antonio, Texas.
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
9:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty A look behind the scenes of “Feherty Live!,” plus outtakes and unused footage.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversa-
tion about sports, golf and race.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi Championship Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA
great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA
great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA
great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, First Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, First Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. (Sameday Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, First Round.
From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, First Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Second Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, Second Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.
(Same-day Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Second Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, Second Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) World Ladies Championship, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round.
From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)
1:00 p.m. + WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round.
From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)
(GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Spotlight Coverage.
From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty NBA
great Charles Barkley joins Feherty for a thoughtful and thought-provoking conversation about sports, golf and race.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. (Sameday Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round.
From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico
Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) World Ladies Championship, Final Round.
(Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + Philadelphia Flyers at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Michigan at Ohio State. (Live)
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Michigan at Ohio State.
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Monday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild.
Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Saturday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Dallas Stars. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Dallas Stars. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.
Thursday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Friday
8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator
MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Best of Glory Super Fight Series
Six non-stop action bouts from Glory Kickboxing stars Glory Collette, Saulo Cavalari, Raymond Daniels, Sergei Kharitonov and more. Super Fight Series provides fighters a chance to enter the coveted tournaments.
Saturday
8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) GLORY 14: Zagreb Glory Kickboxing is live from Zagreb, Croatia with kickboxing legend, Mirko Cro cop Filipovic’s return to SPIKE TV with his Glory kickboxing debut vs The Flying Gentleman Remy Bonjasky. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 2. From Birmingham, Ala. (Taped)
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Championship. From Birmingham, Ala. (Taped)
10:43 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors
Monday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Jighead styles for smallmouth bass; large lures for fall northern pike.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 2. From Birmingham, Ala.
Sunday
2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — FC Schalke 04 vs Real Madrid CF. From Veltins-Arena in Gelsenkirchen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Wednesday
12:50 p.m. (ESPN2) Ukraine vs. United States. From Kharkiv, Ukraine. (Live)
2:55 p.m. (ESPN2) Spain vs. Italy. From Madrid, Spain. (Live)
Thursday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild.
From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild.
From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Friday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota at Ohio State. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
Sunday 9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
9:30 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
Friday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Summer walleyes on deep offshore structures; largemouth vs. smallmouth bass locations.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
8:30 a.m. (MSC) The Musky Hunter
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.
Monday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) BNP Paribas Showdown: Novak Djokovic vs. Andy Murray. Exhibition, from Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open Qualifiers ’14
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Wednesday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open Qualifiers ’14
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open Qualifiers ’14
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Charlie Sheen. Premiere. (S)
“The Ice Man Job” (CC)
(A&E) Criminal
Minds “Restoration” (S)
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& Clyde Bonnie and Clyde evade the law. (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC)
Bonnie & Clyde Bonnie wants to generate headlines. (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC)
Bates Motel (S) (CC)
Bates Motel (S) (CC)
Bates Motel Dylan begins his new job.
Bates Motel “Trust Me” (S) (CC)
Bates Motel “Ocean View” (S) (AMC)
Mad Men A former client returns.
Mad Men “The Suitcase” (CC)
Mad Men “Hands and Knees” (CC)
›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001, Action) Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Gabriel Macht. (CC) ››› “The Departed” (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (CC)
››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A power-mad militarist pursues the mutants. (AP)
WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCNYCSouthernBlood, SweatHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidVacPaidPaidPaidFree $SexiestCancerPaidPaidPaidVacPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Sunday (N) PoliticsState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedyBill Cosby: Far (8:51) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) (10:54) ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) (CC) (12:56) ›› “The Dukes of Hazzard”(2:58) › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) (CC) ›› “Liar Liar” (DISC) PaidCancerOsteenIn TouchGold Rush (CC) Game of StonesClash of OzarksAmish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Buying Hawaii (S) Buying Hawaii (S) Epic Private IsEpic Beach HomesEpic Tech Homes (DISN) Wil. Doc PiratesSofiaJessieI Didn’tAustinANT JessieDogJessieJessieJessieGood Good Good Liv-Mad.Liv-Mad.Liv-Mad.DogDogDogLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad.
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(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkVaticanoGodCatholic.RosarySunday MassLitanyIn Concert (N) ChurchMercyRosaryGrab ParablesPriests and DeaDevoCrossing (FAM) ›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005, Comedy) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010, Comedy) ››› “Dumbo” (1941) ››› “Peter Pan” (1953) (:45) ›› “Pocahontas” (1995) ›››› “Cinderella” (1950) “Little Mermaid”
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PaidPaidPaidPaidBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaid“Dungeons & Dragons” ››› “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba. ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) ›› “Stargate” (1994) Kurt Russell. (CC) Raiders (TBN) PurvisThe PassionTouchFranklinJereChristWinningPrinceRedeemWordIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeBest of PraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS)
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››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett.
›› “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” (2000) Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson.
››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS)
›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. (TCM)
›››› “Oliver!” (1968, Musical) Ron Moody, Oliver Reed.
Dickens’ orphan meets a scoundrel and a killer. (CC)
›››› “My Fair Lady” (1964) Audrey Hepburn. Professor Henry Higgins bets he can refine cockney Eliza Doolittle.
›››› “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (1957, War) William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa. (CC)
›››› “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962, Adventure) Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn. (CC) (TLC) Dr. Frederick K.C. PricePaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesMy 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)
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Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Happy Birthday ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (CC)
(:15) ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:35) › “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” ‘R’ (:20) ›› “Just Like Heaven” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC)
›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:55) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “Big” (1988, Comedy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Mission Impsbl.” (SHOW) (5:05) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC)
›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “In the Name of the Father” (1993) Daniel Day-Lewis. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, Diane Lane. Premiere. ‘R’ Episodes ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Shameless “Simple Pleasures” (S) Shameless Lip struggles in school. (TMC) (:05) ›››› “The Sting” (1973) Paul Newman, Robert Shaw. Premiere. ‘PG’ (:15)
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KSTP Oscars Red Carpet Live! (N) (S Live) (CC) The Oscars Honors for achievements in film. (N) (S Live) (CC) News(:05) Jimmy Kimmel Live (N) (CC)
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WDSE To Be Announced Masterpiece Classic Harry Selfridge builds department store. (CC) Doc Martin “In
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Engagement Raymond (:07) Sanctuary “Kali” (CC)
Suze Orman’s Financial Solutions For You Finding financial solutions. (CC)
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Easy Yoga: The Secret to Strength
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(FAM) “Little Mermaid” ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga (8:57) ››› “Matilda” (1996, Comedy) OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidAmericaPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
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(FSN) BurtonDumbestCar Warriors (S) World Poker TourThe Best of PrideSledWolvesWorld Poker TourNBA Basketball WolvesSports UnlimitedCollege Hockey WildWorld Poker Tour
(FX) (4:30) “Iron Man 2” ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger” ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger”AngerLouiePaidCancerPaidHair
LPGA Tour Golf HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore. PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.
NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at New York Rangers. NHLNHL-A SeasonMatch of the DayEnglish Premier League
“Percy Jackson”See DadInstantFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang. (SPIKE) ››› “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983) (S) ›› “John Carter” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Premiere. (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) › “The Last Airbender” (2010) ››› “The Prestige” (2006) Hugh Jackman. ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCreflo › “The Bible... In the Beginning” (1966) Michael Parks. Night of Joy (Episode 2) “Power Play”The QuickeningMiracles-MidstWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Zoolander” (2001)
›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (DVS)
›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (DVS)
››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS)
› “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (3:00) “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962)
›››› “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1935, Adventure) Charles Laughton, Clark Gable. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Captain Blood” (1935) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland. (CC) (:45) ››› “Ruggles of Red Gap” (1935, Comedy) Charles Laughton. (CC) ›››› “Top Hat” (1935, Musical) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers. (CC) (DVS)
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(12:05) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Don Juan DeMarco” (1995) Marlon Brando. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless “There’s the Rub”
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“Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40)
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›› “Prefontaine” (1997, Biography) Jared Leto. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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F Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/I Am Britney Jean “Spring Breakdown” (2009, Comedy) ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. (ESPN)
M SportCtrSportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterOutsideInsidersNFL Live AroundPardonSportsCenter
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W SportsCenter TH SportsCenter F (ESPN2)
M (5:00) Mike & Mike First Take Numbers NeverFirst Take SportsNationQuestionQuestionInsidersESPN AroundPardon
T ESPN FC
W First Take Soccer Ukraine vs. United States. (N) (2:55) Soccer Spain vs. Italy. (N) (Live)
TH First Take SportsNationQuestionQuestionInsidersESPN
F (EWTN)
M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday PrimeMother AngelicaWomen RosaryDaily MassThe Best ofReliSaintChapletRosaryRosaryWith JeCatholicBkmrkFaithKeeper
T Life on the RockMother Angelica Threshold of Hope TruthThe FriarChildrenChoices Escriva
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TH Daily MassEWTN LiveSandalsReli TrainingBkmrk CatholicCatholicSavoringFaithSon-Four
M PaidPaidWorld Poker TourIce DreamsNBA Basketball WolvesTwins AwardsMLB Preseason Baseball: Blue Jays at Twins Game FameVikings WolvesWorld Poker Tour
T Wild WolvesFameWolvesMLB Baseball We Love Due NHL Hockey: Flames at WildNBA Basketball WolvesCourtWorld Poker TourThe Best of Pride
W World Poker TourDue We Love NHL Hockey: Flames at WildBurtonHard ChargeWomen’s College Basketball Game Women’s College Basketball BurtonWorld Poker Tour
F World Over LiveCatholic Catholic The Journey HomeDevoStations CrossCat ChatChurch Cantius (FAM) ’70s’70s’70s’70sStanding700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore Girls8, Rules8, RulesRebaRebaRebaRebaBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MiddleMiddleMiddleMiddle (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now News HQ The Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)
TH WolvesWolvesSledFishingMLB Baseball Twins AwardsMLB Preseason Baseball: Cardinals at Twins World Poker TourVikings DodgeThe Best of Pride
M ›› “The Forgotten” (2004) › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. MotherMotherTwo Two “Bucky Larson”
T ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. › “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star”Two Two ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) MotherMotherTwo Two
F RoadsDue Game CoachMLB Baseball WaterOutdoorNBA Basketball Due RoadsAnglingSnowDumbestCar WarriorsSports Unlimited (FX)
W Ellen ›› “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis. ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) Jeff Bridges. ›› “The Green Hornet” (2011) Seth Rogen. AngerTwo Two ››› “Iron Man” (2008) Robert Downey Jr.
TH ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) Jeff Bridges. ›› “The Green Hornet” (2011) Seth Rogen. › “The Animal” (2001) Rob Schneider. MotherMotherTwo ›› “In Time” (2011) Justin Timberlake. Captain F Buffy, Slayer › “The Bachelor” (1999) › “The Animal” (2001) Rob Schneider. ›› “Anger Management” (2003) Two Two › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis Two Two MotherMother
CABLE CHANNELS
M BalanceBalanceUnsolved MysteryFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyCharmed Charmed Hoarders Hoarders
T Wife SwapWife Swap
(LIFE)
W Spaces Unsolved MysteryPreachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’Preachers’
TH FrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyCharmed Charmed Wife SwapWife Swap
F Grey’s Anatomy
M Off RoadEngineIntoSaltwaThe Dan Patrick Show SportsB. DanceCharlieB. DanceBassEnglish Premier League SoccerNASCARNASCARPro Football Talk36
T SportSeasonsOutd’rsFishing BassBiteFishingUltimateIntoSaltwaOutd’rsOff RoadEngine
(NBCSN)
W BiteFisher.UltimateBass ExtremeFisher. SportBassSltwtrIntoSaltwaNASCAR NHL Live
TH RivalsNHL Hockey BassBid SeasonsLunker.HortonIFA RedOutsideMuscleTruck Still
M PaidPaidPaidPaidBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueCops ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Edward Norton. (S) ›› “John Carter” (2012) Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins. (S) Star
T Sexiest Ink MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk Master
F PL-NewsPremierMatchPL-NewsThe Dan Patrick Show 2014 Paralympic Winter GamesMartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceOutd’rsFishingNASCARNASCAR NHL (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWUmiUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyPeterSponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsRabbidsSanjaySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W Paid SexiestBar RescueBar RescueCops ››› “Crocodile Dundee”
The Ark of Truth” (2008) ›› “Stargate: Continuum” (2008) ›› “Stargate” (1994) Kurt Russell. (CC) ››› “The Prestige” (2006) Hugh Jackman. “Last Airbender”
T Heroes of CosplayHeroes of CosplayHeroes of CosplayHeroes of CosplayHeroes of CosplayHeroes of CosplayFace Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.To Be Announced
TH Zone ›› “The Ferryman” (2007) Kerry Fox. “The Cursed” (2010) Costas Mandylor. › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. › “Dracula 2000” (2000, Horror) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC)
M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord
T Jew. Je Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against EducaPraise the Lord
W Change The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMainIBA
F To Be Announced“Red Faction: Origins” (2011) (CC) › “American Warships” (2012) (CC) › “Battle of Los Angeles” (2011) (CC) › “Princess of Mars” (2009) (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) (TBN)
TH G. BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoPraise the Lord
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Cross Holy (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
F (TCM)
M (5:45) “The Informer” (1935) “Broadway Melody of 1936”(:15) ››› “Naughty Marietta” (1935) ›››› “Les Miserables” (1935) (CC) ››› “Alice Adams” (CC) (:45) ›››› “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”“Lives-Lancer”
T Dust Be ›› “Four Wives” (1939) (:15) ›› “They Made Me a Criminal”“East of River”(:15) ›› “Flowing Gold”(:45) “Out of the Fog” (1941) (:15) ››› “The Sea Wolf”“Dangerously They Live”“Breaking Point”
W ›› “Strictly Dynamite” › “Are You Listening?”“Campus Rhythm”“Mr. Dodd Takes the Air”“Radio Stars on Parade” ›› “Hullabaloo” (1940) “Look Who’s Laughing” (CC) ›› “Whistling in Brooklyn”Pro
TH Page (:45) ›› “Dinky” (1935) ›› “Listen, Darling” (1938) “Woman Against”(:45) ›› “Turnabout” (CC) Break(:45) › “Cynthia” (1947) Mary Astor (:45) ››› “Cass Timberlane” (1947) (CC) “Prisoner-Zenda”
F “Tarzan-Amaz.”“Tarzan and the Huntress” ›› “Captain Kidd” (1945) “The Macomber Affair” (CC) ›› “The Crooked Way” ›› “My Outlaw Brother” ›› “One Big Affair” (1952) “Count the Hours”“Enchanted Isle” (TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuints19 KidsVariedHoard-BuriedExtremeExtremeWhat Not to Wear19 KidsVariedCoupleVaried Programs (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) TeenBeyPokeMovie GarfieldGarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHotelsHotelsNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Varied Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithAndy Griffith ShowGriffith(:09) Gunsmoke Gunsmoke(:40) Gunsmoke (1:50) BonanzaBonanza GriffithVariedGriffithGriffith (USA)
M NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw
W NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
F Psych Psych Psych CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloRobisonPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerHeat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Law & OrderLaw & OrderLaw Order: CILaw Order: CI Funny Videos
Jamie Foxx. (S) (CC) Happy ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) (S) REAL Sports
TH Mada(:35) ›› “Rebound” (2005) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (CC) › “Wrath of the Titans” (S) (:45) › “Dream House” (S) (:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (CC) “Miss Con. 2”
M “Man Who Knew-Little” ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) ››› “The East” (2013) Brit Marling. ›› “Office Space” (1999) ›› “Best of the Best II”(:45) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. (S) Univer
T “Star Trek: Insurrection” (S) (:25) “Snow White and the Huntsman”(:40) ›› “The Island” (2005) Ewan McGregor. ››› “Trance” (2013) (S) (:40) › “Idle Hands” (1999) (:15) ››› “Lethal Weapon 3” (1992) (S) (CC) Pitch
W “The Philly Kid” (2012) (S) (:35) ››› “The Thing” (1982) (S) ›› “Mortal Kombat” (1995) (:10) ›› “Spy Game” (2001) Robert Redford. (:20) › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. (S) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012)
F “Jackie Chan’s First Strike” ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (S) (CC) › “Up Close & Personal” (1996) (S) “Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story” ›› “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ›› “The Three Stooges”“Chasing Mav.” (MAX)
TH “I Still Know What You Did” › “Let’s Go to Prison” (S) (:15) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) Suraj Sharma. (S) (:25) ››› “Presumed Innocent” (S) (:35) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) (S) (:40) ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) New
F (5:45) ›› “Nine Months”“Rise of the Guardians” (S) (:10) ›› “Just Like Heaven” (2005) (10:50) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (S) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) (S) (SHOW)
M October(:45) ››› “Cool Runnings” (1993) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) ›› “The Muse” (1999) (:15) “Complicit” (2013) David Oyelowo. ››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009) (CC) (:25) “The Cold Light of Day”
T (5:15) ›› “Newsies” (1992) ›› “Captain Ron” (1992) (:15) ›› “Every Day” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Byzantium” (2012) (CC) ››› “Passion Fish” (1992, Drama) (:15) ›› “Welcome to the Punch”“Cowboy Way”
W “Kinky Boots” (S) (:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) ›› “For Love or Money”(:45) › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. (:35) “Dangerous Minds” (S) (:15) “Complicit” (2013) David Oyelowo. (3:55) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) (S)
TH MrMa ›› “Shakespeare High”“Crazy Kind of Love” (2012) › “The Next Best Thing” (2000) (S) (:20) ›› “Save the Date” ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) (S) (CC) ›› “Scanners” (1981) (CC) (:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995)
F 6 Month(:25) “Barricade” (2012) (S) “Other Shore: Diana Nyad”“Comedy War”(:45) ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) (:35) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) (:25) ›› “Every Day” (S) “Sellebrity” (2012) (S) (CC) Lenny (TMC)
M “Gosford Park” (S) ››› “Jerry and Tom”(:40) “Miami Rhapsody” (CC) (:15) ›› “The Big Kahuna”(:45) ›› “Blackball” (2003) (CC) (:25) ›› “54” (1998) (S) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Coach Carter” T (5:20) “Absentia” ›› “Turner & Hooch” (CC) (:40) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) Nick Nolte. (S) › “Hi-Life” (1998) (CC) (:25) “Last Days Here” (S) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (S) (:40) “Peter and Vandy” (CC) “A Little Help” (S)
W “Comic Book Vill”(6:50) “Terror in the Family”(:20) ›› “V.I. Warshawski”(9:50) ›››› “The Sting” (1973) ››› “Ruthless People”(:35) ›› “Sylvia” (2003) (S) (CC) ›› “Fightville” (2011) (S) (4:55) “Bunraku”
TH “Little Match” ›› “Apt Pupil” (1998) Ian McKellen. ››› “Perfect Strangers”“The Importance of Being Earnest”(:20) ›› “54” (1998) (S) “That’s What I Am” (2011) (:45) ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) Black
F “Bending Rules”“All In: The Poker Movie” ›› “No Holds Barred” (S) (:05) ›› “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. (S) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) (S) (CC) “Ghost Writer”
“PBS NewsHour,” www. pbs.org/newshour/
Beginning in mid-February, “PBS NewsHour” and Middle East-focused news site AlMonitor.com teamed up to produce a series of Web specials on Middle Eastern topics. The first was “Syria After Geneva 2,” looking at the prospects for the Syrian peace process. Each special is about 15 to 18 minutes and is followed by a live chat. They’ll also be available on YouTube, Facebook and Roku.
In the war of the streaming services, content is king, and Hulu’s premium service has just scored premium content from CBS Corp. The multiyear licensing agreement gives subscribers access to more than 5,300 episodes of CBS-produced programming, including “Undercover Boss,” “United States of Tara,” “Everybody Loves Raymond,” “Ghost Whisperer,” “Taxi,” “The Brady Bunch” and “7th Heaven.”
Regular viewers of Food Network’s “Heartland Table” – returning for a second season Saturday, March 8 – know that host Amy Thielen is a big advocate for sourcing locally raised produce and meats.
And she certainly walks the talk, buying poultry and beef from neighbors near her rural Minnesota home and growing vegetables in her large garden to use in recipes she prepares on the show and for her husband and 6-year-old son.
But in northern Minnesota, growing season is short, so in cold-weather months she must resort to more conventional sources such as supermarkets. She also freezes, vacuum-packs and cans.
In fact, she’s a trained canner.
“I’ve never told the Food Network that,” Thielen says, laughing. “I’ve taken classes at the University of Minnesota because at one point early on, I wanted to manufacture jams and pickles. That was a very short-lived obsession that kind of fizzled out, but I kept the knowledge. So between that course and then my grandma telling me all the stuff she did, I’m a pretty good canner.”
Turns out there’s quite a bit of science to canning.
“I completed a course called Better Process School,” she says. “And it was like a three-day seminar, and you go there, and they teach you the principles of safe canning. So you learn about water mobility, and you learn about pH. So I have a pH meter.
“And this is actually really fascinating,” she continues. “You can take a pH meter, which measures acidity ... and shove it into a tomato – a tomato that you grow –and it’s really useful in the North because our tomatoes don’t get that acidic. So then you realize, ‘Oh, my gosh! I have to add quite a bit of lemon juice to this because I have a very base tomato.’ I don’t know, it’s very nerdy.”
“Epic TV: Climbing Daily,” www.epictv.com/media/serieshome/climbing-daily/230997
If winter weather has you stuck inside, click here to watch top athletes travel the world to climb rocks, ice and mountains, with a focus on the climbers, their gear and outrageous locations in Patagonia, Mexico, Italy, South Korea, Scotland and various locations in North America.
“Daily Blizzard,” www.epictv. com/media/series-home/dailyblizzard/267742
The Winter Olympics may be over, but it’s still winter for a little while yet (longer if you’re in far northern climes), so check in with this original Web series, hosted by Irishman Noel Reynolds. In each episode of the snowboardcentric news digest show, he looks at riders, products, industry news and more.
What are you currently reading?
“I just read one of the best food memoirs that I’ve ever read, and it’s called ‘Mastering the Art of Soviet Cooking’ by Anya Von Bremzen. ... And this book was amazing because it has a lot of Soviet history, and it’s totally entwined with a personal memoir story.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“I made for myself a very odd and supersatisfying little stir-fry of scallops with snow pea pods, asparagus and actually walnuts – which sounds weird, but it’s great – and ginger and a little sesame oil.”
What is your next project?
“I’m working on a book of stories about food, and I’m always working on recipes.”
When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“We went out to San Francisco. My husband is curating an art show out there, and I didn’t have any work to do. ... And we went out with (son) Hank, and we brought a scooter, and we scooted around, and I really got to enjoy just the food and the people and everything in San Francisco. I thought it was lovely.”
Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith.
III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire.
(1985,
Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young.
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(TBN) You’ll PottersBehindK. ShookFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenP. StoneHoly CrefloCrossPraise The LordCountdown to Eternity IBA TragedyWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes “Coming & Going” (2011, RomanceComedy) Rhys Darby, Sasha Alexander. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) “The Lives of a Bengal Lancer”
››› “Tom Thumb” (1958, Fantasy) Russ Tamblyn, Alan Young. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Torpedo Run” (1958, War) Glenn Ford, Ernest Borgnine. (CC)
››› “The Time Machine” (1960) Rod Taylor, Alan Young. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Last Voyage” (1960) Robert Stack. (CC) (:45) ›› “Romance on the High Seas” (1948) Jack Carson. (CC) Now Playing ›› “Dust Be My Destiny” (1939) (TLC) Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Outrageous 911(S) Outrageous 911 (S) Outrageous 911 (S) Outrageous 911 (S) Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHook, Line (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) (CC) Dallas “Trust Me” Private Lives(:01) Dallas (CC) Private LivesLaw & Order (S) (:02) Law & Order(:02) The CloserThe Closer (CC) Smallville “Spirit” Smallville “Blank” (TOON) AdvenRegularStevenAnnoyCleveBurgersFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenAqua SquidFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenOff the SquidBurgersCleveGumballGumball
(TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedBlack GoldVegas PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Roseanne (S) (:38) Roseanne “Lobocop” (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS (S) (CC) (DVS) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Looking (CC) Girls “Flo” (S) True Detective (S) (CC) (12:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:05) ››› “Ruby Sparks” (2012, Romance) Paul Dano. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:50) ››› “Sideways” (2004, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Far From Home: Yellow Dog” (MAX)
› “Universal Soldier: The Return” Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC)
››› “The East” (2013, Drama) Brit Marling, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Serena the Sexplorer” (2012) ‘NR’ (:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Lingerie (S) (:45) Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Blown Away” (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Star Trek” (SHOW) › “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge.
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››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) Sin City Diaries Feature 2: Inside Out A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)
(:20) ›› “Fallen” (1998) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Con. ›› “Blue Crush” (2002) Kate Bosworth. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Nine Months” (SHOW) (4:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins. ‘R’
››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) ››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’
(:05) › “Cherry Falls” (2000) Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “6 Month Rule” (2011) Blayne Weaver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Blackball” (2003) (S) ‘R’ ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Darkman II: The Return of Durant” (1995) ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Darkman III: Die Darkman Die” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Dead Man” (1995, Western) Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “A Simple Plan” (1998) Bill Paxton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bending”
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(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockCampusRosaryCrossing the GoalParablesWomen Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockFaithCampusBedrockMarySavoringEuchaRmb JeThe Twelve (FAM) (5:00) ››› “Dolphin Tale” ››› “Holes” (2003) Sigourney Weaver. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) (5:00) Movie (CC) BreadBreadFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Bellator MMA Live (N) (S Live) Best of GloryCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) PaidPaid (SYFY) Helix “Level X” WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Helix “Fushigi” (N) Bitten “Prisoner” Helix “Fushigi” Being HumanLost Girl (S) (CC) To Be Announced ›› “Path of Destruction” (2005) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloTBN 340WorshipVirtualXtremeFaithRampPhphyStoriesCharlieThe (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (DVS)
›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (DVS) Men at Work Cougar Town (S) King of the Nerds “Angry Nerds” ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. MarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Enchanted Island” ››› “Eat Drink Man Woman” (1994) Sihung Lung, Kuei-Mei Yang. (CC) (:15) ››› “Mostly Martha” (2001) Martina Gedeck. Premiere. (:15) ›››› “Tom Jones” (1963, Comedy) Albert Finney, Susannah York, Hugh Griffith. (CC)
››› “Women in Love” (1969, Romance) Alan Bates, Glenda Jackson, Oliver Reed.
›››› “Dinner at Eight” (1933, Comedy) Marie Dressler. (CC) (DVS) (TLC) BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle “Linchpin” Cold Justice (N) (:01) Inside Job (N) Save Our Business(:01) Cold Justice(:02) Inside JobSave Our Business(:02) CSI: NY (S) (:02) Law & OrderLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenAdvenGumballAnnoyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Black GoldVegas PaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidPaidSingPeople
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› “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) John Leguizamo. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Citizen U.S.A.: A 50-State Road Trip ›› “U-571” (2000) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) (:35) ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (N) (CC) Banshee “Homecoming” (S) (CC) “Lolita From Interstellar Space” (2014) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Femme Fatales “Family Business”
Co-Ed Con. (3:55) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon, John Turturro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Lenny Cooke” (2013) (S)
››› “The Director” (2013, Documentary) Premiere. ‘NR’ ››› “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Team America: World Police” (2004) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)
(:45) ›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:15) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘PG’
(:15) ›› “Every Day” (2010, ComedyDrama) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC)
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››› “Seraphim Falls” (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Anjelica Huston. (CC) ››› “Friday Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez.
›› “The Core” (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. Premiere. (CC) (AP) Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC)
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(E!) “Spring Breakdown” (2009, Comedy) HelloSoupE! News (N) Fashion Police RichKids KardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashian (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball College Basketball (ESPN2) College Basketball From April 4, 2013 in Atlanta. (CC) SportsCenter Featured NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (:15) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Boyd Gaming 300. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas. (N) (Live) (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily Mass (N) Hi LucyWith JeDonutAnimatCateRosaryDaily Mass (CC) ReliEuch.EWTN on LocationMercyCliffordWeb of Faith 2.0EuchaFind Life Worth Living (FAM) ››› “Holes” (2003) Sigourney Weaver. ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) Harry Connick Jr. › “The Hot Chick” (2002) Anna Faris ›› “Sydney White” (2007, Comedy) › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) “Miss Congenial”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N)
(FSN) PaidPaidFishingWe Love RoadsMuskyWaterOutDW-TVAnglingFishingFishingSports. Jrnl.OutWomen’s College Basketball CourtCollege Basketball Georgia at LSU. (N) (FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerTwo Two Two Two › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” › “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star” ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (GOLF) (5:00) Golf World Ladies Championship, Third Round. (N Same-day Tape) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Spotlight Coverage. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (N) (Live) Feherty Golf Central PGA Golf
(HGTV) KitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) ChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleCaligula: 1400 Days of Terror (CC) Vikings (CC) Vikings “Invasion” (LIFE) PaidHair!PaidCelebrityPaidPaidPaidPaidBring It! (CC) ›› “Betty & Coretta” (2013) (CC) “Twist of Faith” (2013) Toni Braxton. “Abducted: The Carlina White Story”“Steel Magnolias” (NBCSN) PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal MLS Soccer: Sporting at Sounders Paralympic Winter Games (NICK) PenguinParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayBreadSponge.PowerSponge.BreadSanjayParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.BreadSponge.HauntedSam & (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”“Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) (CC) ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) (CC) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) (CC) (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNews“Second Chances” (1998, Drama) (TBS)
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House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ›› “The House Bunny” (2008, Comedy) Anna Faris, Colin Hanks.
›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM)
›› “Hollywood Without Makeup” (:15) ››› “The Sunshine Boys” (1975) Walter Matthau. (CC) (DVS) Carson on TCM ›› “Murder on a Bridle Path” (1936) (:45) ››› “Dark Passage” (1947, Mystery) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›››› “Around the World in 80 Days” (1956) David Niven. A Victorian bets that he can circle the globe in 80 days. (CC)
››› “Village of the Damned” (1960) (CC) (DVS) “It! The Terror” (TLC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsAll-StarsCouponing StarHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Cold Justice (CC) Inside Job (CC) Save Our BusinessDallas “Trust Me” Private LivesRizzoli & IslesPerception (CC) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001) “Clash-Titans” (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10TeenBatmanStevenCartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFood ParadiseFoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v Man v Man v Men vs. MonsterFood ParadiseFood ParadiseFood ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidStingsStingsStingsStingsStingsStingsKiller KaraokeLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardPawnPawn (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show “The Prom” Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (:12) The Cosby Show “Move It” Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:12) Roseanne “Happy Birthday” Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch
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›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Happy Birthday ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’
(:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Now You See Me” (2013) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. ‘PG-13’ (MAX)
› “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation” (1997) Robin Shou. (CC) (:40) ›› “Original Gangstas” (1996, Action) Fred Williamson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Mad Hot Ballroom” (2005, Documentary) Premiere. (S) ‘PG’
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› “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (CC)
› “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “True Lies” ‘R’ (SHOW) ›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Color of Money” (1986, Drama) Paul Newman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC)
All Access Inside Comedy ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Stage Beauty” (2004, Historical Drama) Billy Crudup. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’
›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne.
›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC)
››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989) Danny Aiello. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. ‘PG-13’ (TMC)
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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaKarol: A Man Who RosaryLiving RightRussia’s CatholicsDaily Mass (CC) Beati.SavoringHoly Wd.Lectio EWTN LiveThe TaLivingChapletSt. Luke
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(FX) “Forget Sarah” ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell.
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(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. Golf
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(LIFE) “Steel Magnolias”“The Trip to Bountiful” (2014) (CC) ›› “The Gabby Douglas Story” (CC) (:02) “The Trip to Bountiful” (2014) (:02) ›› “The Gabby Douglas Story” ChrisChrisPaidPaid
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