The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 22nd 2011

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William Hurt stars in “Too Big to Fail,” premiering Monday on HBO.

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‘Too Big to Fail’ offers balanced look at 2008 economic crisis

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

If the economy hadn’t hung in the balance, the economic meltdown of 2008 would make for a great tragic play.

Still, the epic story of hubris and greed makes for a gripping, if overly taut HBO film, “Too Big to Fail,” airing Monday, May 23. Based on Andrew Ross Sorkin’s best-seller and directed by Curtis Hanson (“L.A. Confidential”), the film goes behind closed doors to reveal how then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (William Hurt) and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke (Paul Giamatti) strong-armed CEOs of major banks into staving off a full-out crash.

“While this was happening I sort of had a sense of what was going on, and now that I do have a sense I am retroactively scared,” says Cynthia Nixon, who plays Michele Davis, assistant secretary of the treasury for public affairs.“It’s really galling. On a certain level, Hank Paulson and Bernanke were heroes and saved us from what could have been truly cataclysmic.”

The federal bailout was fraught with doubt, over which loomed the specter of economic ruin not seen since the Great Depression.The film focuses on the difficult machinations to reach that point. It’s a complicated, dry and often abstract subject, yet one that affects everyone.

“I’ve been thinking about, reading about the issue for as long as it’s been going on,” Hurt say of the crisis.“My friends and I talk about it. I studied economics in college, so it’s not that alien to me as a person.”

While the other actors were interviewed separately for this article, Hurt, at a press conference last winter, says, “One of the things we did was develop a glossary of terms, a list of characters’ personae and a history of events.”

Like the exceptionally reported book upon which this is based, the film does a solid job of explaining what happened. There is, of course, plenty of blame to go around.

“People act like we are crack dealers,” James Woods as Lehman Brothers Chairman and CEO Richard Fuld says in the film.“Nobody put a gun to anybody’s head and said, ‘Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can’t afford. And while you’re at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat.”

Many books, documentaries and TV shows have examined what happened, but this film comes at it from montages of news clips stitched into the narratives of the people behind the major decisions.When financial

terminology is flying, it can be an impenetrable subject.

Jim Wilkinson (Topher Grace), chief of staff at the Department of the Treasury, cuts to the essence of the crisis when he says, “Wall Street started bundling home loans together into mortgage-backed securities and selling slices of those bundles to investors. And they were making big money, so they started pushing the lenders saying, ‘Come on, we need more.’ ”

As excellent as the actors are, a movie about meetings and decisions has limits.This feels like a play turned into a film rather than a film adapted from a book. It could be a lot more visual, and it would have been had we had a glimpse into the lavish lifestyles of the Wall Street bosses.

Then there’s Warren Buffett, the world’s richest man, who is shown at a fast food restaurant with his great-grandchildren. Many of the principals — Hurt, Nixon and Grace — talked with the people they portray, but Ed Asner didn’t meet with Buffett.

“I’m not a moneyman,” Asner says.“It would be such a mitzvah to haveWarren Buffett take every penny I earn and say, ‘Let him handle it.’ ”

Though not every actor is a doppelganger of his real counterpart, care was taken to create striking resemblances. Giamatti’s shaved head, white beard and the measured way he speaks are so very much like Bernanke. As for the blondish wig he wore to portray Buffett, Asner, deadpan, says, “I have so much hair it was a minor adjustment.”

Some of the main players, such as Wilkinson, are not wellknown.

“He has a very low profile for someone in PR, which I respected him for,” Grace says.

While Asner and Nixon let their feelings be known on some issues, respectively politics and public schools, Grace is purposefully mum about his opinions.

“I want to be really careful that I don’t say anything when I am doing interviews that bring my politics or point of view,” he says.“I am just careful that

no one should care what actors think — about anything. Anything to do with money, you should not care what actors think.”

The actors interviewed agreed that this film puts recent history into perspective.

“It gives a real sense of what might have happened if we had gone off the precipice,” Nixon

says, “if we hadn’t been able to stop the downward spiral.”

“Had there been a defeat, it would have been a defeat for everybody but it was only a victory for the very top,” Nixon says.

Since this crisis broke, 10 banks now hold 77 percent of all U.S. assets.They have been declared too big to fail.

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Cynthia Nixon stars in “Too Big to Fail,” premiering Monday on HBO.

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Mother’s Car Show (SPIKE) Trucks! The project gets a new coat of paint.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) What’s in the Garage (SPIKE) MuscleCar Cheap and easy engine compartment makeover.

12:30 p.m. % NASCAR Nationwide Series Countdown (Live)

1:00 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Iowa 250.

From Iowa Speedway in Newton, Iowa. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Get Screened America Pro Modifies Series. From Atlanta. (Taped)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summer Nationals.

From Topeka, Kan. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Iowa 250. From Iowa Speedway in Newton, Iowa. (Sameday Tape)

Monday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) (MSC) Mother’s Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) What’s in the Garage

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Wednesday

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Top Gear 300, Qualifying.

From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (Live)

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now (Live)

10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series.

From Topeka, Kan. (Taped)

(SPIKE) Horsepower TV Project Deep Sleep’s wake-up call.

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

Road testing a 2011 Ford Super Duty.

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Installing a bow-style headliner and new seat covers.

1:00 p.m. % NASCAR Nationwide Series Countdown (Live)

1:30 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:Top Gear 300. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Top Gear 300. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Classics Francisco Liriano holds Brewers to one run and hits an RBI single. (TBS) New York Mets at New York Yankees.From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y.

(Live)

12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox

Warm-Up (Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

5:30 a.m. (MSC) The Game 365 Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. Tuesday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

The Game 365

Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

(WGN-A) New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

(Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning

p.m. (MSC) The Game

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago.

(WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) WIAC Championship: Teams TBA.

6:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets or Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers or Cincinnati Reds at Atlanta Braves or Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins or Kansas City Royals at Texas Rangers or St. Louis Cardinals at Colorado Rockies. (Live)

(MSC) UCLA at Arizona State. (Taped)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) WIAC Championship: Teams TBA.

BASKETBALL

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back: NBA

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 3:Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball Tracy Murray and the Ball Up All-Stars take on a streetball team led by Bryon Russell.

10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 3:Teams TBA.

Monday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 4:Teams TBA. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 4:Teams TBA.

Tuesday

Wednesday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 5:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 5:Teams TBA. (If necessary).

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 5:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 5:Teams TBA. (If necessary).

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball Tracy Murray and the Ball Up All-Stars take on a streetball team led by Bryon Russell.

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Western Conference Final, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary).

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.From Target Field in Minneapolis.

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Saturday

12:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball (MSC) Twins Classics Jason Kubel records grand slam and hits for the cycle to spark Twins comeback. From April 17, 2009.

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball Tracy Murray and the Ball Up All-Stars take on a streetball team led by Bryon Russell.

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 4:Teams TBA. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 4:Teams TBA.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

8:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Eastern Conference Final, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary).

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

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“Never Been Kissed” (1999) Drew Barrymore. A reporter poses as a high-school student. The Killing New evidence is found. (S) (:32)

Games” (2000, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise. (CC)

››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. (CC)

››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutBlue PlanetBlue PlanetWild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) Fatal AttractionsFatal AttractionsFatal AttractionsFatal AttractionsRiver Monsters (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NJJerseyliciousHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCJersey (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidSexyPaidThinPaidSexy Meals!PaidTRIPaidPaidSaladTake It$ SeCookingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) NewsGuptaSunday Morn.State of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroom (COM) PaidTake ItComedy › “College” (2008) Drake Bell. (CC) ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007) (CC) ScrubsScrubsScrubs ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (CC) ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007) (CC) › “Fired Up”

Rich Kids Who KillToo Young to Kill: 15 Shocking CrimesSex & The E! News (N) VoiceKhloeKhloeKhloeKhloeTrue HollywoodE! News › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (Live) (CC) BaseballCollege SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballSportsCenter (Live) (CC)

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(FAM) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Rupert Grint ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) “Harry Potter-Goblet of Fire” (FSN) PaidOutPaidPaidDue FishingOutOutFisherHorse.Car GarageTwins ClassicsSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Arizona Diamondbacks. (FX) ›› “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” (2008) › “The Happening” (2008) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis. ›› “The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) (GOLF) CentralCentralPaidGolfEuropean PGA Tour GolfGolf CentralPGA Tour GolfGolfLPGA Tour Golf (HGTV) OutdoorBlockBlockHolmesHolmes InspectionDisasterDisasterYardOutdoorHouseHuntersMy First First Pla.PropertySellingBuckGet SoldHouseHuntersFor RentUnsellaDesignTo Sell (HIST) Japan’s PyramidsDecoding the Past (CC)

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MLB Baseball New York Mets at New YorkYankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live) (CC)

››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. (CC)

›› “Monster-inLaw” (2005) (CC) (TCM) “GreatVotes” ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947, Fantasy) (CC) (:15) ››› “Good News” (1947) June Allyson, Peter Lawford. (CC)

›› “Stage Fright” (1950, Suspense) Jane Wyman, Marlene Dietrich.

››› “A Face in the Crowd” (1957, Drama) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. (CC) (:15) ››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955) Marlon Brando. A gambler bets he can woo a Salvation Army missionary. (CC)

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››› “King Kong” (2005) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. (CC)

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“U.S. Marshals” (1998) Tommy Lee Jones. Sam Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case. (CC)

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(FAM) “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) OsteenEd Zola PaidPaidPaidSexy-Take ItGet Hot!PaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerLove (FSN) Twins BaseballAction Sports World Poker Tour:Ball Up StreetballDue Final ScrWorld Poker Tour:Final ScrFinal Scr50 Greatest TwinsTwins MLB Baseball: Twins at Diamondbacks Twins BaseballGame (FX) “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. Two Two PaidPaidPaidSpinningPaidPaidAnderPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) CentralEuropean PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour GolfCentralLPGA Tour GolfBig BreakChampGolfPaidPaidPaidPaidCentralCentral (HGTV) HuntersHouseHolmes on HomesHolmes InspectionHouseHuntersIncomeIncomeHolmes InspectionHouseHuntersIncomeIncomeHolmes on HomesMakTriVitaAnderPaidPaidDig In (HIST) American PickersSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleInspector AmericaJobsite (CC) Swamp PeopleSwamp PeopleInspector America(:01) Jobsite (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidSherman’s March (LIFE) “Abandoned” (2010) Brittany Murphy. Army Wives (N) Coming Home (N) Army Wives (CC) Coming HomeChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisLopezLopezNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisFamilyFamilyFamilyMartinFull Hse.Full Hse. (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Coal (N) (S) ›› “Shoot ’Em Up” (2007, Action) (S) ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence. (S) ›› “Shoot ’Em Up” (2007, Action) (S) MANPaidGet Ripped!ProfitPaidPaid (SYFY)

›› “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997) Keanu Reeves.

››› “Interview With the Vampire” (1994) (CC) ›› “Rise: Blood Hunter” (2007) (CC) ››› “Perfect Creature” (2006) (CC) The Twilight ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN)

LeadingHayfordOsteenAuthorityCopeChang“The Story of Jacob and Joseph”6th Annual Christian MusicClementCharles Billingsley-Shadow MountainFirst HeritageIsrael:TimeHoughWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) ›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy.

›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy.

››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. (CC)

›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “Sunday in New York” (1963)

››› “My Brilliant Career” (1979, Drama) Judy Davis, Sam Neill.

›› “Little Women” (1949, Drama) June Allyson, Peter Lawford. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ›› “Speedway” (1929, Comedy) William Haines, Anita Page, Karl Dane.

››› “Kanal” (1957, Drama) Teresa Izewska, Tadeusz Janczar.

››› “Awakenings” (1990, Drama) Robert De Niro, Robin Williams. (CC) The Hollywood Dream Factory (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceSister Wives (N) StrangeStrangeSister Wives (CC) StrangeStrangeHard EvidenceHard EvidencePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) “Air Force One”PregameNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N)

››› “King Kong” (2005) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. (CC) NBA BasketballPreviewAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) InspecAdvenGumballLooneyGod King-HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenSuperjailFranken.OblongsFam GuyFam GuyChickenSuperjailFranken.OblongsGod King-HillKing/HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) FoodConConFoodHamburgerHot Dog ParadiseSandwich ParadiseHamburgerHot Dog ParadiseSandwich ParadiseConFoodTriVitaBosleyWealthAnderPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) JailJailForensicForensicEvidBody/EvidEvidEvidEvidForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) AllFamAll/Fam.M*A*S*HM*A*S*HM*A*S*HM*A*S*HRayRayRayRayRay3’s

(MAX) (5:15) “Repo Men”(:15) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) ›› “The Transporter” (CC) Lingerie Feature 01: Nighty NightersFemme › “House of 1000 Corpses” ›› “Daylight” (1996) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Birds (CC) (SHOW) “Hugh Hef”The Borgias (iTV) NurseTaraThe Borgias (CC) The Borgias (iTV) NurseTaraGigolosCall GirlThe 2011 AVN Awards (CC) Kiss and Tail:The Hollywood Jump-Off(:20) “Relative Strangers” (TMC) “I Sell the Dead” ›› “Jeepers Creepers” ‘R’ “The Thirst” (2006) ‘NR’ (CC)

Kill Me”

(:35) “Three Days of Rain”(:15) “Pirates” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (:45) ››› “Reuben, Reuben” (1983) ›› “The Craft” (1996) ‘R’

BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA WorldCat in ArthurMarthaCuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetSidWordSuperZobooCliffordSidDinosaurCat in CuriousElectricMarthaArthurWild WordGirl

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M Crocodile HunterThe Most ExtremeIt’s Me or the DogPit BossAnimal CopsAnimal CopsK-9 CopsPit BossUntamed-UncutCrocodile HunterBlue PlanetShouldn’t Be Alive

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidRENO DailyColbert ››› “Keeping Up With the Steins”ComedyDailyColbert › “Fired Up” (2009, Comedy) (CC) RENO FturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsEm

T “Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry”

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› “Sorority Boys” (2002) (CC)

› “Superstar” (1999) Molly Shannon.

› “Sorority Boys” (2002) (CC) Scrubs

(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk BoxSquawk on the StreetThe CallStrategyMoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing BellClosing BellFast VariedMad Money (CNN) (5:00) American MorningNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomThe Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (COM)

› “Superstar” (1999) Molly Shannon.

››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004)

“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidVaried ProgramsDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperCash Cash Cash Cash (DISN)

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F ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004)

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M E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialThe FashionE! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special

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M SportSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterLinesFootballNFL LiveJ. RomeAroundPardonSportsCenter

T SportsCenterSportsCenter

W TH F (ESPN2)

M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the MorningESPN First TakeESPN First TakeBest of1st & 10Scott Van PeltSportsNationNASCAR NowNationPardon

T 2011 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (N) (Live) (CC)

W 2011 French Open Tennis Second Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (N) (Live) (CC) TH Tennis

F 2011 French Open Tennis Third Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (N) (Live) (CC) Pardon

M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday NightThe World OverWomen Holy Daily MassFr. John CorapiReliFaithfulMercyRosaryBig AlFamilyTruth inQuestAll-GirlGallery

T The Journey HomeAngelica LiveCatholic CompassSaintsBeneAngelsCatholicReportsChoices

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W Threshold of HopeMotherEWTN CinemaGoodCatholicAniBookDana

TH EWTN LiveScriptureEWTNJesusFor GodThe Journey HomeFaithKnightsChristFreedom

M PaidPaidFinal ScrTwins The Dan Patrick ShowUnTwins MLB Baseball:Twins at DiamondbacksTwins StoriesTable TennisCar GarageAction Sports

T Game MLB Baseball: Mariners at TwinsMy TennisBaseballBall Up Streetball

W UnMLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins UnBoaterGolf LifeWorld Poker Tour:

F Life on the RockClassicsCatholicWeb of FaithChesterStationsStoryDivineHealingChurch (FAM) Boy Boy What What 700 Club TelethonFull Hse.Full Hse.Still StndStanding8 Rules8 RulesMy WifeMy Wife70s 70s 70s 70s Gilmore GirlsStill StndVaried (FSN)

TH MLB Baseball: Mariners at TwinsTwins UnAction Sports FisherHorse.Action Sports

M MalcolmMalcolm ›› “Little Nicky” (2000, Comedy) “Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry” › “Stealing Harvard” (2002, Comedy) BernieBernieBernieBernieMalcolmMalcolm ›› “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (2006)

T › “Stealing Harvard” (2002, Comedy) ›› “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (2006) › “The Benchwarmers” (2006)

MalcolmMalcolm › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Two Two

F Due Due FishingTalesFishingFisherFisherDan PatrickWorld Poker Tour:Ball Up StreetballFMX Team Energy (FX)

W ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) ›› “The Corruptor” (1999) Chow Yun-Fat. ›› “Planet of the Apes” (2001) Mark Wahlberg. ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith.

TH ›› “The Corruptor” (1999) Chow Yun-Fat. ›› “The Replacement Killers” (1998) ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. ›› “Lara Croft:Tomb Raider” (2001) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”

F ›› “The Replacement Killers” (1998) › “White Noise” (2005, Suspense) ›› “Lara Croft:Tomb Raider” (2001) BernieBernieMalcolm ›› “15 Minutes” (2001) Robert De Niro. Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

M Get OutHouseKitchenKitchenGreen Home 2011My First First Pla.To SellTo SellHouseHuntersOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoorOutdoor

T Log HomesSave Save HousePropertyStagersCurbDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearColorColorBuckBuckPropertyProperty

W SuperCashHiddenHiddenPropertyEstateGet SoldSoldAntonioAntonioDivineDivineDivineDesignDesignDesignSoldGet SoldFirst Pla.First Pla.

TH GroundHouseIf WallsIf WallsHolmes on HomesUnsellaUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearSecretsColorBuckBuckPropertyProperty

F LandHiddenHiddenHiddenHeadOutdoorFor RentFor RentColourChalChalChalCandiceDesignSarahSarahHometownFirst Pla.First Pla. (HIST)

M To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced T

W To Be AnnouncedSniper: Deadliest MissionsTo Be AnnouncedSniper: Deadliest TH DogfightsDogfights Dogfights F To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced

CABLE CHANNELS

M The Balancing ActRebaRebaWillWillChrisChrisMotherMotherDesp.-WivesGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyCold Case FilesCold Case FilesUnsolved Mystery“Too Late-Say”

T Unsolved Mystery

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F BalanceSpaces Vanished, Beth (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Dora...Dora...DiegoMax BubbleUmiDora...Dora...Max, Max, Sponge.Sponge.PenguinT.U.F.F.Big TimeiCarlySponge.Sponge.iCarlyiCarly

M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail

T Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Auction

(SPIKE)

W Prisoners/ControlPolice ChasesGood Pets-BadGood Pets-Bad

TH UFC CountdownJailJailJailJailJailJail

F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)

M PaidPaidZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneStargate Atlantis“Halloween: Curse-Michael”

T Dead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeDead Like MeStargate AtlantisStargate SG-1Star Trek:Ent.

W MoonlightMoonlightMoonlightMoonlightMoonlightMoonlightMoonlightMoonlight

TH Zone“Larva” (2005) Vincent Ventresca.(CC) › “Swarmed” (2005) Michael Shanks. ››› “Infestation” (2009) (CC) › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) ››› “Arachnophobia” (1990) Jeff Daniels. (CC)

M PrinceShookSup.J. MeyerChangJ. HageeRod P.Y’r DayCopeProphetGoodFirst BehindWomRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubJ. HageeY’r DayPraise the Lord

T Full MannaDifferDoctorSup.

F › “Dinocroc” (2004) Costas Mandylor. ›› “Snakehead Terror” (2004) (CC) “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. (CC) ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. “Malibu Shark” (TBN)

W End-AgeWordLifeM.BarberHealth

TH Chang MajestyCameronAll OddsLifestyle

F DuplanBest of Praise The LordP. Stone (TBS)

M Home ImHome ImSaved/Saved/Yes Yes PrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsAmer.EarlRayJimJimOfficeRayRayFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeld

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M (:15) ›› “Big City” (1948) (CC) ››› “Words and Music” (1948) (CC) (:15) ››› “Neptune’s Daughter” ›››› “On the Town”(:45) “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” ›› “My Sister Eileen” (1955) Shadow

T (5:30) ››› “South Pacific” (1958) Mitzi Gaynor. ››› “State Fair” (1945) (:15) ››› “Camelot” (1967) Richard Harris, Vanessa Redgrave. (CC) ›› “Lucky Me” (1954) (:15) ››› “Bye Bye Birdie” (1963) (:15) “Tickle Me”

W “Four’s a Crowd” ›› “Fast and Loose” (CC) ››› “My Sister Eileen”(:15) ››› “Sister Kenny” (1946) (CC) “Never Wave at a WAC”(:45) ››› “Auntie Mame” (1958, Comedy) (CC) (:15) ››› “A Majority of One” (1961)

TH “Reunion-Frnce” ›› “Without Reservations” (1946) ››› “Trouble Along the Way” ››› “Allegheny Uprising” ››› “The Wings of Eagles” (1957) ›› “Big Jake” (1971) John Wayne. ››› “McLintock!” (1963)

M Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVUNCIS

T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw &

W Law Order: CI › “Attack Force” (2006, Action) (CC) HouseHouseHouseHouseNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS

TH ›› “Miami Vice” (2006) Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx. (CC) HouseHouseHouseHouse

F ›› “The Big Bounce” (2004) (CC) In Plain Sight NCIS (VS)

SVU

F Valley ››› “The Three Musketeers” (1948) (:45) ››› “Mogambo” (1953) Clark Gable. ›› “Blood Alley” (1955) John Wayne. ››› “Operation Crossbow” (1965) ››› “The Seventh Cross” (1944) “Silver River” (CC) (TLC) 18 Kids18 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSayYesCakeKitchenBabyBabyMultiplesBaby’s What Not to WearSay YesSayYesVaried Programs (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasThe CloserCold CaseBonesBonesBones (TOON) AdvenGumballScoobyJerryJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldChowderChowderLooney TunesJerryVariedGarfieldEd, EddEd, EddCourageCourageAdvenMADVaried ProgramsJohnny (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayVaried ProgramsTastiestTastiestNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodTastiestTastiestNo ReservationBizarreVaried (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJeff’sonsGoodJeannieJeannieAllFamSanfordGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford (USA)

M OutdoorIFA RedFishingSportCharlieFish CamoFishingOutBig Bass OutdoorFly FishSeasonsOutdoorBillDHunterSaltwaGun TalkAdv. SportsAdv. SportsWEC WrekCage

T FishingHunterTred FishingCamoMajesty MartinIntoFishingBillDOutdoorBirdingBiteHookOutdoorFishingHuntingBass IndyCar WeekAdvenAdven

W OutdoorOutdoorGun ItQuest AlaskaBassFLW OutdoorsHunterHuntingFishingCamoOutdoor Chall.Big FishOutdoorIntoBass Big Bass BillDAdv. Sports

TH Huntin’BiteCharlieFishingTred OutdoorOutdoorSaltwaSportIntoBass OutBig Bass OutsideHunterFishingBass BillDFishingBig FishAdvenAdven

F OutsideUltimateQuest Tred FishingCamoGun TalkBig Bass IndyCar Racing Indianapolis 500, Qualifying Session. (N) (Live) AdvenAdvenWorld Extreme Cagefighting (WGN-A) ChangCopeHillbilliesHillbilliesMatlockMatlockHeat of NightHeat of NightMidday NewsTexas RangerTexas RangerJeannieBeCheersCheersDharmaDharma

PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO)

M ›› “Coneheads”“The Invention of Lying” (S) Brides ››› “Fantastic Mr. Fox”Wartorn

“Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004) (S) (CC) “Smithsonian”

W “Leave-Beaver”“Spirit: Stallion of Cimarron”“How to Train Your Dragon”(:15) ››› “Solaris” (2002) (S) (CC) ›› “Scooby-Doo” (2002) Too BigAssault in the Ring“Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”“Train Dragon”

TH “Cats & Dogs” (S) “The Tale of Despereaux”(:45) ›› “Born to Run” (S) (:15) ›› “Wayne’s World” (1992) (S) ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens”(:45) “Fantastic Mr. Fox” (S) (:15) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (S) “Juwanna Mann”

F “MurderousIntnt” ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) (S) (CC) “The Invention of Lying” (S) (:45) ›› “Wayne’s World 2” (1993) › “Catch That Kid” (2004) Flight“The Mistress of Spices” (S) (:15) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) (S) (MAX)

M Birds ››› “An American Tail”(7:50) ›› “Like Mike” (S) (:35) ›› “Orphan” (2009) (S) (CC) (:40) ››› “Mermaids” (1990) Cher. ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (S) (:15) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) (S) (CC) Diary

T “Waiting-Exhale”(:05) › “Pootie Tang” (2001) ›› “17 Again” (2009) (S) (:10) ›› “Old School” (S) (:45) ›› “Predators” (2010) (S) (CC) (:35) “One Hour Photo” (S) (:15) ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004) (S) “State of Play” (S)

W (5:30) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) (7:50) “My Sister’s Keeper”(:45) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) (:45) › “The Musketeer” (2001) (S) “Charlie’s Angels”(:15) “The Box” (S)

TH (:10) ››› “Good Morning,Vietnam”(:15) ›› “Brown Sugar” (2002) (S) (:05) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (S) (CC) ››› “Say Anything...” (S) (:15) ›› “Post Grad” (S) (:45) ›› “Basic” (2003) (S) (CC) Kids Are

M (5:55) “Rock Slyde” (2009) (:25) “Who Is Cletis Tout?”“Good Intentions” (2010) ›› “Nine” (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis. ›› “Handsome Harry” iTV. (:15) ››› “World’s Greatest Dad” › “Furry Vengeance” (CC) I Do & I

T (5:45) › “Tortilla Heaven”“Make Believe” (2010) (CC) (:05) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) (CC) “Joan Rivers”“Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman. (:25) ››› “The Messenger” (2009) (:20) ›› “Remember Me”

W (:15) ›› “Madison” (2001) iTV. (S) ›› “Spoken Word” (2009) iTV. › “I Hate Valentine’s Day”Tom Arnold: Story(:35) ›› “Finding Amanda”(:15) ›› “The Answer Man” (2009) “Saint John of Las Vegas”Next

F “Antwone Fisher” ›› “Volunteers” (1985) Tom Hanks. (8:50) ››› “Whip It” (S) (:45) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) ›› “The Transporter” (S) “National Lampoon’s Animal House”“She’s Out of My League”Land (SHOW)

TH Valen(:35) ›› “Local Color” (2006) iTV. (S) › “Spin” (2007) iTV. (S) (9:55) “An American Affair” ›› “Fool for Love” (1985) (:15) “Rock Slyde” (2009) (:45) “I Do & I Don’t” (2007) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010)

M “The Disorderly Orderly”(:45) “The Adventures of Huck Finn”(:35) ›› “Creation” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “The Deal” (2005) (S) (CC) ›› “Grind” (1996) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Marigold” (2007) Ali Larter. “Ira and Abby” (S)

T “Critical Cond.” ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (S) “Assassin in Love” (2007) ››› “Heartland” (1979) (:45) “Dark Descent” (2002) Dean Cain. “Saving God” (2008) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Looking for Eric” (2009) “King Cali”

W “What’s the Worst” ›› “Home” (2008) (S) “Three Days of Rain” (2002) (:15) “TiMER” (2009) Emma Caulfield. ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) (S) (CC) “What’s the Worst”“City-Final Dest.”

F ›› “Remember Me” (2010) iTV. (S) “Relative Strangers” (2006) (:35) “Not Since You” (2009) (:05) › “Furry Vengeance”(:45) ›› “Handsome Harry” (2009) “Killshot” (2009) Diane Lane. (:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. (CC) (TMC)

TH “I Sell the Dead”(6:55) “Below the Beltway” ›› “The Medusa Touch” (1978) (CC) “Extraordinary Measures”(:10) ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) ››› “I Sell the Dead” (S) (:25) “Goal! 2: Living the Dream” (2007) Night

F ›› “Creation” (2009) Paul Bettany. ›› “The Craft” (1996) (S) (:45) ››› “King of California” (2007) Film ››› “You Kill Me” (2007) (:35) ›› “The Boys Are Back” (2009) (:20) ›› “Creation” (2009) “A Single Man” (S)

SOAPSYNOPSES

By Jacqueline Cutler Tribune Media Services

(This column represents on air summaries for the week of May 16-20, 2011.)

All My Children

Injured residents of Pine Valley were rescued from the rubble. Bianca told Marissa that Erica had been kidnapped. Though Tad told Angie he had feelings for Cara, he didn’t want those feelings to escalate because of Cara and Jake’s past.When the family was together, Ricky proposed, and

Kendall accepted. Griffin alerted Ryan that Ricky wiped clean his computer’s hard drive, and Griffin was worried that Ricky was onto their plan. Caleb and JR seemed to bond as they cared for Asher, whose spine was injured. The Bold and the Beautiful Taylor interrogated Brooke, who had flashes of memory about what transpired between her and Thomas. Tawny continued pretending to be Hope in text messages to Liam. He was

COVER STORY

so frustrated he considered moving in with Amber. Shaken over what might have happened on the island with Thomas, Brooke asked Ridge to promise to love her always. Bill confided in Justin that he had feelings for Steffy and didn’t trust Katie.

Days of our Lives

At the safe house, Sami helped Rafe remember more of their life together. They were about to make love, but impostor Rafe struck again. He was tied up in the bathroom.Though they helped him, the fake Rafe asked if Sami

was as good for the real Rafe as she was for him, and the real Rafe decked him. Justin delivered the final divorce papers to Jennifer, who was hit hard, realizing her marriage to Jack was officially over.

General Hospital

Sonny and Dante overcame Suzanne. Despite Jason’s threats, Jax used Carly’s departure to take Josslyn home and gained custody rights. Brenda confronted Sonny about her treachery. Lucky and Siobhan prepared for an immigration interrogation over their marriage.

Hebert re-embarks on the road to love

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

If you haven’t had enough dramatic rose ceremonies for one year, fear not. More are on the way.

And the person propelling them has plenty of recent experience.The second runner-up on the latest edition of “The Bachelor,” Ashley Hebert didn’t even reach the ceremony that would have denied her a rose, since Brad Womack informed her early that he wouldn’t be choosing her. Now Hebert gets to do the choosing among 25 romantic prospects: She becomes “The Bachelorette” when the seventh season of the unscripted ABC series begins Monday, May 23.

“It’s actually been great,” the spirited Hebert says while taping in Thailand.“Very early on, I had a little up and a little down ... but I guess that makes for a good season, right? I expected that coming in, but I didn’t expect it to happen so quickly. I’m in a really great place now, though, so things are looking promising.”

A former Junior Miss from Maine who has been completing her dentistry degree in Philadelphia, Hebert claims she “really didn’t” have any qualms about going through the “Bachelorette” process shortly after her “Bachelor” stint.

“As soon as I was approached about it, I thought it would be a great thing for me,” she says.“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I felt like I was at a point in my life where I was ready to find somebody. I think I would be stupid to turn it down.

“My relationship with Brad really primed me for what was yet to come,” she adds.“The most

Lisa bought a number of sexy items on Patrick’s credit card and sent him email alerts, which Robin mistook for her recent Jacuzzi purchase.

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Marty tried to escape through Angel Square but bumped into Matthew and Destiny. Brody staggered in with a head wound, courtesy of Marty, who also had his son. He told Natalie that Liam was safe at home, though the baby was actually at the Minuteman Motel. Ford discovered his ex-wife was now a man. Cutter challenged Wes to arm

wrestling and wound up kissing.

The Young and the Restless Tucker and Abby were r ushed to the hospital. Detective Mauro told Ashley that because of the empty vodka bottle in Abby’s vehicle, she had to take a Breathalyzer test. Kay consented to surgery to stop the bleeding in Tucker’s skull.Victor and Diane faced off about Diane reporting that Ashley hit Tucker on purpose. Victor planned to have a new annulment drawn up, and Diane would be penniless.

good season. Right now, I know we have a great season.There are several episodes where I don’t know how we’re going to get it all into two hours.”

The results of “The Bachelorette” have been mixed overall. Of Hebert’s six predecessors, only two remain in their relationships from the show: First-season “star” Trista Rehn is married to Ryan Sutter, with whom she has two children, and Ali Fedotowsky is still engaged to Roberto Martinez from last season.

If being on “The Bachelor” had a fairy-tale quality for Hebert, she was confident that as the one woman on “The Bachelorette,” her return would “surpass it, if anything. I felt like I personally missed out on a lot of the fun, because I had a hard time dating in that situation. Being on this side, it’s so much better, and I feel like I’m enjoying it so much more.

SOLUTION

There were other girls he had much deeper relationships with, but also, she wasn’t ready.

Former “The Bachelor” second runner-up Ashley Hebert stars in “The Bachelorette” beginning Monday on ABC. important thing I learned was to give everybody a second chance. This is a tough situation to be in, and being on this side, I can appreciate what it’s like and how hard it is. I think I have a little more understanding of it than someone like Brad, who’s never been on the other side of it.”

Second-time “Bachelor”

Womack ultimately chose Emily Maynard, but at this writing, it was uncertain whether their engagement was still on.

“Bachelorette” and “Bachelor” host Chris Harrison says he and Hebert have become friends during her time with the franchise, but he’s not surprised Womack didn’t pick her.

“I like her so much, it’s hard for me to say this, but it was deserved at the time,” Harrison says.“It was time for her to go.

“She was a little hung up with really allowing Brad in, and as I told her when we started this, ‘You can’t go through it like that. You can’t keep your guard up the entire time. It’s just not the way it works.’You have to be able to make a fool of yourself and let go, and this season, she’s been able to do that.With Brad, she wasn’t.”

There’s still a price to be paid, though, which Harrison recognizes.“You’ll see, pretty early on, that she gets hurt along the way.That’s how it’s happened with ‘The Bachelorette’lately there’s been a lot of heartache to get to a great end result.When you’re in the middle, you can already tell if it’s going to be a

“I am slightly more in control, but it’s important for people to realize that just because I’m ‘The Bachelorette,’ it doesn’t mean everyone’s going to fall in love with me or that I’m right for everyone. I’m just looking to see who I have a connection with.”

Seeking such a connection may never be more overwhelming than upon the arrival of all the men at the start of the first episode.

“I had so much anxiety that first night,” Hebert admits. “Watching the guys step out of the limo ... on the one hand, I was really nervous and on the other hand, I was really excited. Everything turned out great, so I have no insecurities now. I feel really strongly that this is going to work for me.”

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›› “Doorway to Hell” (1930) Lew Ayres. (CC) ››› “It’s Love I’m After” (1937) Bette Davis. (CC) (:15) ››› “Angel on My Shoulder” (1946) Paul Muni, Anne Baxter. (CC)

›› “The Life of Jimmy Dolan” (1933, Drama) (CC)

Elvis Mitchell ›› “Reunion in France” (1942) (TLC) Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedSpouse vs. HousePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Certain AgeCertain AgeCertain AgeMemphis BeatCold Case (CC) NUMB3RS “Hydra” NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Reunion” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenHistorySquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) CarniCarniFoodFoodMan v. FoodConConFoodFoodMan v. FoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicRemovalPaidPaid (TVLAND)

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A woman witnesses a murder.

“Caught on Tape” (S) (CC)

Navy commander’s death. (S)

“Code of Conduct” (CC)

Crime Scene Investigation (S)

the Bullet” (2004, Horror) Jonathan Jackson, David Arquette. (CC)

(VS) AdvenPregameNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyBull RidingBull RidingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “How to Train Your Dragon” ‘PG’ Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Game of Thrones “A Golden Crown”

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme Davis discovers new talent.

››› “The People vs. Larry Flynt” (1996) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Alive Day Memories: Home”

(:15) ›› “Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Agent” (1996) Bob Hoskins. (S) ‘R’

Masterclass (S) “Cats & Dogs” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Box” (2009) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:40) “Housewives From Another World” (2010) (S) ‘NR’

Femme Fatales (:35) › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Flock” (2007) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) › “Next Day Air” (2009) ‘R’ U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias “Nessuno (Nobody)” (S) Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias “Nessuno (Nobody)” (S) “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ The 2011 AVN Awards (iTV) Erotic filmmaking awards. (S) (CC) (:20) “Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski.‘R’ (CC)

(4:55) “Valentino: The Last Emperor” (TMC) “The City of Your Final Destination”

›› “Necessary Roughness” (1991, Comedy) Scott Bakula. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) (S) ‘R’

›› “Housebroken” (2009) Danny DeVito.‘R’ (CC)

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(12:15) “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” (2006) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao, Tamlyn Tomita. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Sell Dead”

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 26, 2011

(CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters

(AMC) (5:00) ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) (CC) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC) The Killing “Undertow” (S) (CC) (:02) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (CC) The Killing “Undertow” (S) (CC) (:32) ›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Obba Babatunde. (CC)

Program (AP) Life “Fish”(CC) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersLife “Fish”(CC) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NJHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Code Wars:Code Wars:Mad MoneyCode Wars:Code Wars:PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonLisa LampanelliComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperSwords: LifeAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperSwords: LifeCounty Jail: MiamiPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeck“Beverly Hills Chihuahua”DeckDeckDeckGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

TennisFinal ScrFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”Two Two Two Two ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) European PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. From Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Ky. GolfRocco Mediate Paid Program Paid Program Hank Haney Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLand (HIST) Dogfights (CC) Swamp PeopleSwamp People (N) MountedMountedMountedMountedSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleMountedMountedMountedMountedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisHomeHomeHomeHomeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) TNA Wrestling (N) (S) UFC Unleashed (S) MANMANTrailersRamThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Star Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:Next › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) “The Hive” (2008) Tom Wopat. (CC) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) BiblicalRonLuceTurning PointDr Wom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. A fasttalking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. A fasttalking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “McLintock!” (CC)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

› “The Unguarded Moment” (1956, Drama) Esther Williams, George Nader.

›› “Andy Hardy’s Double Life” (1942) Lewis Stone.

(:45) ›› “A Guy Named Joe” (1943, Fantasy) Spencer Tracy, Irene Dunne. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Hoodlum Saint” (1946) William Powell, Esther Williams. (CC) ››› “Callaway Went Thataway” (1951, Western) (CC) MGM Parade ›› “Valley of the Giants” (1938) (TLC) PawnPawnPolice WomenPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) PregameNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Memphis BeatNBA BasketballPreviewAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleCheySquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Company

(CC) (:05) NCIS “Jet Lag” (S) (CC) (12:05) NCIS “Jack Knife” (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Big Bounce” (2004) Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) AdvenAdvenCountdown to UFCWorld Extreme CagefightingCountdown to UFCWorld Extreme CagefightingAdvenAdvenPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (CC) ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011, Documentary) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Treme Davis discovers new talent. Real Sex “Down and Dirty” (CC)

(10:50) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’

(12:50) ››› “Adaptation” (2002) Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Scott Pilgrim “Murderous Intent” (1995) (CC) (MAX)

(5:30) ››› “The Kids Are All Right”

(:15) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Deal” (2005, Suspense) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’

›› “Basic” (2003, Suspense) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Lingerie 02 (S) (CC)

(:40)

›› “Black Cadillac” (2003) Randy Quaid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Wrong Turn” ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Switch” (1991, Fantasy) Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Puppet Masters” (1994) Donald Sutherland, Eric Thal.‘R’ (CC)

“Adam Resurrected” (2008, Drama) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Antwone Fisher” (2002) (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (7:50) Legally Brown (N) (CC) Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (CC) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) (:15) Nick DiPaolo: Raw Nerve (iTV) (:15) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Before and After” (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:20) “Night of the Living Dead” ‘NR’

›› “Miracle at St. Anna” (2008, War) Derek Luke, Michael Ealy. Premiere. Four black soldiers get trapped behind enemy lines in Italy. (CC) ››› “Halls of Montezuma” (1950, War) Richard Widmark, Jack Palance. (CC) › “Jet Attack” (1958) John Agar. (AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) (5:00) ››› “A Few Good Men” ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy) ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy)

“Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC)

“A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. PaidPaidPaidPaidCeleb. Apprentice (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) The Oprah EffectMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0ComedyComedyComedyComedyLisa LampanelliSouth PkSouth Pk ›› “Clerks II” (2006, Comedy) (CC) ›› “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009) PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothers1 Way One PaidBodyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DeckDeck“The Suite Life Movie”DeckGood Good Good Good Good Good DeckDeckDeck“Zenon:Girl”CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional:Teams TBA. (N) (CC)

Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional:Teams TBA. (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) AFL Premiership Football Gold Coast Suns vs. Geelong Cats. (N) (Live) (EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryThe World OverRomeWomen Daily MassLife on the RockParableDefendVaticanNFPJoy MuSaintsEWTN PresentsOriginalSwear

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Point” (2008, Suspense) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) European PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central Golf Senior PGA Championship, Second Round. From Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Ky. Gary McCord GolfPaid Program Paid Program Rocco Mediate Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainiCarly (S) Big TimeVictoChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyRugrats (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Coal (S)

MANMAN“American Pie: Book of Love”MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Malibu Shark”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”“Kraken:Tentacles of the Deep” (CC) “Sea Beast” (2009) Corin Nemec. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangCelebrityJourney of LightThe XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. (CC)

Men of a Certain Age (CC)

Men of a Certain Age (CC)

›› “Jersey Girl” (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler.

›› “Entrapment” (1999, Action) Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Silver River” (1948) (CC)

››› “Run Silent, Run Deep” (1958, War) Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster. (CC)

››› “Destination Tokyo” (1943) Cary Grant. Sub captain navigates Tokyo Bay, depth charges.

›› “Up Periscope” (1959, War) James Garner, Edmond O’Brien. (CC)

›› “Torpedo Run” (1958, War) Glenn Ford. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Hell Below” (1933) Robert Montgomery, Madge Evans. (CC)

›› “Tank Battalion” (1958) (CC) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidBodyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997) (CC) (:05) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) (10:50) ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998, Action) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Blink”(S) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) BatmanJusticeJusticeJusticeKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidbillKing-HillKing-HillJerryLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny

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(CC) (USA) NCIS “Double Identity” (S) (CC)

›› “National Treasure” (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. (CC)

››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. A cop matches wits with a bank robber. (CC)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Assassination attempt. (CC) (VS) AdvenAdven ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. HockeyWorld Extreme CagefightingAdvenPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaAdelante

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(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” Bridesmaids Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S)

Too Big to Fail ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Leave It to Beaver” (1997) (S) (MAX) (5:45) › “Land of the Lost” (2009) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (S)

Femme Fatales “Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars” (2008) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Renegades” (1989) Kiefer Sutherland.‘R’ (:35) › “The Skulls” (2000, Suspense) Joshua Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Flipped” ‘PG’ (SHOW) ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. (:45) Gigolos (S) DiaryCall Girl (:45) Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (CC) (:45) ››› “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (2008) Jamie Kennedy: Uncomfortable (:35) › “Furry Vengeance” (2010) Brendan Fraser.‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ››› “A Single Man” (2009)

››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “Wushu Warrior” (2008) Matt Frewer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (12:05) ›› “Flawless” (2007, Crime Drama) Michael Caine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Chéri” (2009) Michelle Pfeiffer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Smithereens” (1982) Susan Berman.‘R’ Filmmaker “Piccadilly Jim” MAY 22 - 28, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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›››› “Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC) (AP) Human Prey (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogPit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) WildWildWildWildWildWildAlaska WildlifeMountain GatorsHand Fishin’ (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC)

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Foster, Lloyd Nolan. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Dirty Dozen” (1967, War) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson. Major turns 12 GI felons into commandos. (CC) (:45) ››› “Tora! Tora! Tora!” (1970, War) Martin Balsam, Soh Yamamura. History of Pearl Harbor attack, seen from both sides. (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”“Tenacious D in:The Pick of Destiny”ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs ›› “Accepted”

›› “Starstruck” (2010) Shake ItShake ItShake ItShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! News (N) The Daily 10E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) (CC) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballUpdateCollege Softball (ESPN2) AFL PremiershipBassmastersNBANBANASCAR RacingNASCARNHRA Drag RacingTimbersportsBilliardsBilliardsBilliardsCollege LacrosseUpdateLa (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Sunday NightLifeGod

(FAM) Boy Boy ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams ››› “Ice Age” (2002, Comedy) ›› “Sky High” (2005) Kurt Russell ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008)

Adam Sandler. ››› “Role Models” (2008, Comedy) (GOLF) CentralCentralPaidPaidEuropean PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) GolfGolfNow Top 10Top 10Top 10Big BreakBig BreakGolf FixCentralEuro (HGTV) OutdoorBlockYardYardHolmes on HomesIncomeProf.CrashersBathTo SellTo SellBlockUnsellaCash,DesignBuckSecretsCandiceSummerDearColorFavoriteTo Sell (HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerica the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America-Story (LIFE)

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